/Breeding/ general. Haven't had one for a while

25 y/o Swedish bull here, allways looking for girls turned on by impregnation...

http://swebull90.tumblr.com/

I get so horney for women right before my period, but desperate thirsty for men right around when I'm ovulating, which is where I am right now

My terms are as follows.

1.. You will be the mother of some of my children.
2. That doesn't entitle you to be my wife.
3. It does entitle you to a nice house, my last name for our kids, and a rich person standard of living.
4. This entitles me to your ass anytime I want it, anywhere I want it, any way I want it.
5. You're popping out a kid every two years unless you have health complications up until menopause hits.
6. Your job is 5% looking good for me, 10% fucking like a whore, 15% being a mother, and 70% keeping your mouth fucking shut about this arrangement
7. Don't fuck any of this up.

Think you can handle this?

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>>23996267
Jesus Christ.

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>>23996286

If you assume that men who can legitimately afford to breed women as a hobby aren't going to have some heavy stipulations then you're living in a fantasy land or just catching role-players.

God damn I want to breed Caramel from BGT

>>23996299
You make it sound reasonable, but impregnating a woman gives them license to ruin your life.

Try to explain these "rules" to a judge.

>>23996343

Trying to engage in barristry or blackmail against someone who can throw houses and trust funds for a hobby usually ends in a ride in someone's trunk.

>>23996009
Currently bred and already planning the next one.

This one didn't happen as planned, but we're happy just the same.

>>23996267

Most women don't want children with autism.

>>23996369
>Frenchman's slut

>>23996299
If you assume I was referring to how "strict" your "rules" are and not to how cringey your post was in general then you're off your assburger meds.

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>>23996437

>>23996267
Do the worlds inhabitants a favor, place 45 in mouth aim slightly up, pull trigger.
You'll still be an asshole, but a dead as hole is the best kind of asshole, asshole.

>>23996437

Then 4chan is a bad place to be trolling for baby daddies.

>>23996558

Everything serious sounds cringey online anon.

>>23996583
You don't sound cringy, you just sound like a cunt who claims to have a lot of money/influence.
I'm calling basement dweller or at most an annex from his rich daddy

>>23996356
Pro tip: those rules don't mean shit. She could walk at any time and, oh, if she says no to your advances at any time, it's still rape for you to proceed.

>>23996583
if ppl actually troll 4chan for baby daddies fucking kill me

Breeding is always a fantasy of mine, but at the same time I don't want kids. I want to be pregnant, but not have to take care of a kid for 18 years :/

>>23996267
Okay, so let's say you find a girl who is 27, and menopause is at 50. Do you seriously think you have enough money to support 10+ kids? For 18 years each at least? And send them to college? And you said it's only some of your kids, so more than that?

>>23996267
Well done for fucking up what is usually a very fun and hot thread. Good job.

Now, on the vague assumption that it might be possible to get back on track....

>>23997099
What's the draw for you, primal or dom/sub dynamic, or is just the being impregnated part?

>>23997099
adopt them out once you pop them out

>>23997099
>Do you seriously think you have enough money to support 10+ kids? For 18 years each at least? And send them to college?

>She lives in a country where college costs tens of thousands of dollars.

>>23996009
There is nothing that turns me on more than the thought of a woman I love taking my seed and bearing my child. The idea that she would love me enough to put herself through that to bring a child into the world with me just gets me.

its probably my biggest fetish but i probably don't want to do it for at least another decade, and even then idk if i'll find someone who i'd actually want to spend my life with/ have 5+ children with.

still, its a nice fantasy

>>23996267

you sound like an insufferable autist ass but the arrangement itself is hot, besides the lack of marriage

>>24000434
Waiting 10 years will be too late. (I'm assuming you're female) Fertility goes down and complications/defects go up past 30. Focus on the potential as a father when you evaluate men. Never let yourself forget your expiry date comes before theirs. It's unfortunate and unfair, but that's how our genes have played out. At least you have longer life expectancy.

>>24000780
Complications begin to go up and fertility begins to go down, it's not a death sentence lmao. Plenty of women have children well into their 30's. It's not "too late". Calm your ass down anon.

>>24000780

well i'll only be 29 by then, and fertility doesn't seem to actually start severely dipping until 35-40. idk, i just feel like i need to have some sort of life first, but right now i'm just neet garbage so idk if that will even happen. anyways, yeah, i don't think 29 would be "too late" to start, it would just be slightly pushing it if i want to have a big family, which i do.

"father potential" is one of the biggest things i'm attracted and pay attention to, but i haven't even had a bf yet so i guess i haven't gotten to evaluate it that closely yet. idk, i feel very much behind where i should be for my age, both in dating and otherwise, but i guess i should focus on other stuff first.

anyways, sorry for the blog.

>>23996583
Youre a a faggot

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39 weeks

>>24001099
preggos are hot

bumping just to keep thread alive

tfw like the risk, but not actually getting pregnant
would this count as breeding fetish

>>24002826
sure, which gender are you?

>>24002835
female

>>24002838
then you can make sure you have Plan B on hand after you get bred

so after you get filled with cum, you can come to your senses (the next day, for example) and take it and get the thrill of a breeding fetish and not have a baby

I had a penis, and I volunteer to breed you

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>>23996299
>Implying you're prepared to actually life said lifestyle and it's not just a fantasy for you
Anon pls.

>>24002826
one thing I had read once was that a male can get himself sterile for a very limited time by staying for some hours in a hot bathtub, legs spread and up, with his hip immersed to let the sperm die/become inactive inside the testicles.
I have no idea how exactly this work and how safe it is in the long run for the male (not counting the risk still being there, as it was mentioned in the article), but maybe it's preferable to condoms. I end up mostly fantasizing with a friend about impregnation, she got me more into it. Do you mind if I ask what's your recurring thought about it, if you have any? The one story I mostly think of is that of a boy with superpowers that let's a girl he's having sex with see in a mirror, with x-ray vision, how his sperm his flowing into her womb and surrounding her egg. When writing stories for her I tend to base myself on this image mostly, since I really like it.

>>24001143
still can't find a video where they properly suck and swallow without letting drops spill or with decent quality. It's weird because it's healthy for them to do it according to some studies.

>>23996299
you remind me of Patrick Bateman for some reason

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Anyone want my genes?
34 m UK

>>24002873
Ahhh... yuro writing and bullscience in one post, brilliant.

>>24002892
Kek

>>24002955
did you see my earlier post? >>24002855

Anyone seen this? https://vimeo.com/46546410

>>24003341
Looks like a good comedy.

>>24002991
Yeah, I have.