New assume thread?

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>>23987983
Depressed and anxious

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>>23987983
your favorites meals are moms homecooked ones
>>23987989
you wanna make a change in the world and do something impactful with your life but you havent gotten that far yet

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>>23987983
u hate your life
>>23987989
u like your like
>>23988066
u have been scratching your left eye..

>>23988066
>tfw you've spent years on 4chan and done little to nothing with your life
I hope you realize this.

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>>23987983
depressed and ronery
>>23987989
has a good job, a dog, a house. wants a gf/wife
>>23988066
has struggled with some issues in the past but is okay now
>>23988073
tries his best but can't ever seem to please his parents

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>>23987983
You have few friends and you're sad a lot but you get by best you can.
>>23987989
healthy social life, wants to own a coffee shop
>>23988066
anti-social, hang out with few people but doesn't give a fuck
>>23988073
Thinks he's very tech savvy but really isn't.
>>23988084
Married, happily. Loves cats. Pretty carefree.

>>23988073
you want to move into a bigger place
>>23988077
yes i have realized that, really no need to point it out i'll readily admit to any of that
>>23988084
either uses tresemme or a brand of shampoo you can only buy at salons
>>23988086
that's pretty much right
you were shyer in high school but blossomed after you graduated

>>23988086
not married yet but i do love cats. carefree....i wish
you: likes hitting the gym, going out with his bros, has moderate success getting laid.

>>23988112
i actually use herbal essences :P sometimes my hair is just really silky and shiny if i brush it

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>>23987983
likes dogs and camping
>>23987989
good person and sometimes too good for his own good
>>23988066
likes acteen and to buy clothes
>>23988086
kinda doutchy

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>>23988086
Looks like a rodent.
>>23988084
keeps a small social circle. Is friendly, shy at first. Unique sense of humor.
>>23988073
Lives in India
>>23988066
You smoke a pack of cigarettes a day.
>>23987989
Addicted to cheeseburgers and cheap beer

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>>23987983
Depressed maybe other mental illness.
>>23987989
Comfortable enough to go bald.
>>23988066
Wants to be one of the guys with her guy friends but all her guy friends wants to bang her.
>>23988073
Angry that no girls wants to date him.
>>23988084
Manipulative, gets guys to chase her but never reciprocates.
>>23988086
Started working out to get girls. Getting a blowjob while taking the pic.

>>23988127
fuck...im gonna travel to india...everyone told me that im indian :,l I'm southAmerican...debajode ustedes

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I am 20, and not depressed....

>>23987983
Looks somewhat sad, though you are probably dependable

>>23987989
Has life mostly in check, may struggle with alcohol

>>23988073
Extraordinary lazy

>>23988127
Overly confident

>>23988129
not so much.

you: studying engineering or something similar
>>23988127
actually spot on
you: used to play baseball growing up

>>23988120
awe well you just seem like a fancy sort of lady
>>23988125
i have no idea what acteen is
you like to get in fights
>>23988127
nawh ive never been a cig smoker
you played a preppy sport when you were younger, like lacrosse or tennis or golf something
>>23988129
nawh i dont have any friends and the guy ones i have had friendzoned me lol
you have a dark sense of humor that sometimes make your coworkers uncomfortable
>>23988077
also just a side note: you'd have to be here for years to know that i've been here for years so does that really make you any better?

>>23987989
>>23988073
>>23988084
>>23988086
>>23988129
Not actually depressed, but I can see why that picture might give you that impression.

>>23988141
Ding ding ding. I like my You got me very well.

>>23988112
Fuck yes. Picked it. And i was kinda shy but not, i was in all the groups.
>>23988116
Engaged at least? I do like hitting the gym, rarely go out with anyone though i stay home and read a lot. So my lay game isn't too strong but each time i go out it ends well.
>>23988125
Ouch. But alright. You seem nice, a gym goer who likes to have a gym buddy. hits the town a lot.
>>23988127
Oh hey buddy! How's the wonky eye and dick sucking lips treating you? Gotta admit, i admire your persistence in every single rate thread.
>>23988129
Ironically i started working out to keep the girlfriend i had because she had such an amazing body. And maybe i am getting a bj, maybe not. But decent guess all the same. I feel like you're a cool dude to be around but you have a small circle of friends and you're okay with it because you can all have a good laugh

>>23988140
NOPE!!! Not studying engineering. I am studying magic and comedy. I might become a magician or a comedian but if those don't pan out I might become a male model for men's health magazine.

>>23988084
Tries really hard to look cute
Seems like the stuck up kind of female

>>23988156
You Admire me? How sweet :)

I would make you my wife, and divorce you after an hour long fudge packing. You Rat.
>>23988141
Liar
>>23988140
=D

>>23988156
not yet but I am in a pretty serious relationship
>>23988159
lel what
>>23988166
>Tries really hard to look cute
Well I am not very pretty so of course Im going to at least try to look decent
>Seems like the stuck up kind of female
nah. I'm pretty quiet and shy for the most part irl, a bit insecure as well

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>>23988138
You look awful.
>>23988129
Lol? You don't belong here.
>>23988127
Would suck your Dick, I like your face.
>>23988125
Likes video games and basketball..?
>>23988086
You look really short and insecure
>>23988084
Pretty :) likes to live carefree
>>23988073
Academic life

>>23988190
Racist!!!!!

>>23988190
I'm 6'1 i'm pretty Thad level confident. I'd say you've got daddy issue but you're a cool person to hang with. Probably have great taste in music.

>>23988212
Selfish, narcassistic.

>>23988190
Jesus christ youre daddy issues in a single picture

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Will make assumptions when I'm not on my phone

>>23988127
Is a sack of shit

>>23988141
sry , I mean "acting" , bad english tho

>>23988190
Cosmetology student

>>23988227
tranny with no gender dysphoria, purely fetishizes the female gender

>>23988257
Wow youre good
I am indeed a femboy

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>>23987983
Self conscious of your smile which is why you look sad in the picture.
>>23987989
Single guy with a decent job. I picture you wearing chacos.
>>23988066
Not a superficial person. Believes everyone has something more to them than appearances. You like assumption threads because you wanna guess what the something more is.
>>23988073
You're an impatient person and a man of few words. You expect conversations to be concise and informational without the small talk.
>>23988084
You grew up in the suburbs but live somewhere like Austin or Portland because you love the busy aspects of a city but the space of your own home.
>>23988086
That bracelet has some sentimental meaning to you.
>>23988125
You're confused and not sure what you wanna do. You used to run shit but maybe not anymore.
>>23988127
Really insecure. Criticizes harshly but only because you criticize yourself just as much.
>>23988129
Doesn't have a girlfriend but is trying to get one. Believes women to be fickle and confusing.

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>>23988306
Hopefully not upside down edition. I hate phone posting.

>>23988306
>You grew up in the suburbs but live somewhere like Austin or Portland

O_O whoa

>>23988306
Very accurate

>>23988314
I think people in general are fickle and only way to keep them in line is to manipulate them.

You play guitar and talk shit about yourself even though you have girls trying to bang your doors down.

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>>23987983
You look like the one guy who breaks up fights.
>>23987989
If I was on a long road trip with you, you'd probably ramble for hours on end about the weirdest shit.
>>23988066
I feel like you'd pressure me to do humiliating shit with a straight face
>>23988073
You seem like the guy that would get mad when someone cracks their knuckles.
>>23988084
If I asked you for help, you'd make me even more confused and then make yourself confused, and then you would just walk away.
>>23988086
You'd probably buy me a drink, remember it, and then ask me for money 2 months later.
>>23988125
You'd be competitive with me for everything.
>>23988127
If I killed someone in front of you, you would pretend that you didn't see it.
>>23988129
You look like you'd actually be the one asking me for tech support
>>23988138
You'd ask me weird questions out of nowhere.
>>23988190
You'd probably cut off my eyelashes in my sleep
>>23988212
You'd bake me cookies with salt instead of sugar.
>>23988227
You look like you'd borrow pencils and never give them back.

>>23988369
Can't stop fucking men no matter how hard he tries

>>23988347
Well motherfucker how do I turn my anti-virus on? How?

You look like the dude everyone in real life tries to avoid.

>>23988379
New old spice comercial

>>23988317
Did I guess right?
>>23988332
I play guitar but girls don't bang down my door. Then again I'm usually oblivious to that kind of thing.
>>23988347
You like the guy that gets a little too drunk and then tries to explain that stereotypes exist for a reason. >>23988379
Chill as fuck. You're a mature person but don't take yourself too seriously. Maybe you watch anime.

>>23988306
>That bracelet has some sentimental meaning to you.
Fuck. Are you a wizard? It does.
>>23988347
Only thing i ask for in return to bought drinks is either you get next round or we have a good sing and get smashed. After the night is done, it's done. Who gives a fuck about money! On the flip side you look like a cool dude who plays lots of games.
>>23988369
Hates muggles and mudbloods. you also play an instrument and want a girlfriend.
>>23988379
you're a cool dude who has a fair few friends but his life is a mess.

>>23988405
Scary right

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>>23987983
Cares a lot for the people in his life but never takes time to care for himself
>>23988138
Posts the same picture each time and achieved meme status
>>23988125
Fiercely loyal to your m8s

>>23988369
Is my wife. And I never same flagged, pretty little Malfoy

>>23988411
You were in workout clothes but kept an uncomfortable looking bracelet on. Guessed that it was significant or you wear it often enough to not notice it.
>>23988412
The tattoo, white cat, and light weight summer clothes gave it away. Just guessed on the suburb part.
>>23988415
You spend just as much time on Reddit as you do 4chan. You are interested in studying/have studied engineering.

>>23988432
We got a sherlock holmes over here.

>>23988432
You're sorta right. That black t-shirt isn't a workout thing for me. I hate working out in t-shirts, too constricting. While it is significant, I don't wear it anymore.

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>>23987983
Sad lookin fella, try and smile more

>>23988073
fairly popular but still unhappy and shitposts to relieve stress

>>23988129
pajeetbro

>>23988086
short but happy

>>23988138
metal or /mu/ bro

>>23988190
Roastie w daddy issues

>>23988347
you look wise but pained, would go on road trip with

>>23987989
you look like you'd be p smart, would like to talk w you

>>23988066
unhappy and possibly insecure but good at heart

>>23988450
I guess i need a new photo because you're the 2nd person to say i look short. I think it's the lense effect holding the phone too close to the Mirror maybe.

You like to make people laugh but sometimes try too hard. You are lonely deep down though.

>>23988432
>You spend just as much time on Reddit as you do 4chan.
Nope but sometimes I'll lurk reddit for a niche interest of mine
>You are interested in studying/have studied engineering.
I am interested in studying engineering
How did you come to this conclusion magic man?

>>23988468
This may sound dumb but you're dressed like an engineering student in that picture. You aren't super nerdy but not athletic looking. Doesn't mean you aren't smart though so that puts you in engineering territory.

>>23988458
accurate desu senpai

>>23988510
*t/bh f/am

>>23988492
>you're dressed like an engineering student in that picture.
I'll have to step my clothes game up then

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Assume please. Also guess what state this was taken in, way too easy!

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>>23988450
rich in potassium

>>23988415
plays a sport like tennis or field hockey

>>23988369
is trash

>>23988379
likes cola from onii-chan

im drunk af honest assume coming although i dont think it means shit

>>23987983
pessimistic because previous experiences

>>23987989
try to embrace the bald and confident look but insecure and fishing for feedback

>>23988066
was cheated on and/or cheated a lot in teenage years

>>23988073
things hes smart and judgemental

>>23988084
has a realistic self image but also bit insecure and questions yourself often

>>23988086
douchebag to girls that arent attractive enough

>>23988125
doesnt trust people

>>23988127
bit douche and egoistic but cool and honest to close friends

>>23988129
think he can read people well but not

>>23988138
lonely as fuck but its easy i see you a lot here
go out and make friends dude dont sweat that much on losing weight just keep doing and improving

>>23988190
feel like its a bait so gonna skip

>>23988212
talks shit behind peoples back

>>23988314
dated a few girls and thinks hes a hot shit now

>>23988347
talks too much shit

>>23988369
tries to hide its insecurity

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Assumptions?

>>23988935
wtf man i dont understand the self-half part

used to be depressed as shit because of girls and started lifting and shit? but those seem pretty fresh
so still depressed but lifting to feel better?

>>23988935
Survivor of several recent rabid cat attacks. Started lifting to be able to better defend yourself.

>>23988944

I don't really know, that's kind of why I'm asking. I feel utterly personality-less, if that makes any sense. It was never girls, I have some psych issues.

Been lifting the past six months or so, and it's helped.

>>23988958
Yeah, those bastards will fucking get you in this city if you let them.

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>>23987989
Look exactly like my beach volleyball partner from high school. Probably athletic
>>23988905
constantly in search of a barber who can make you look like you belong in one direction
>>23988603
refer to things like football and basketball as sportball. Have friends from a long time ago, see no need to have a large group surrounding you/no need for 15+ friends you see on a regular basis. And Oregon/CA?
>>23988450
Makes lots of jokes that no one laughs at. Not sure how to find a good barber
>>23988415
underachiever. Smarter than you let on, but people still give you shit for being smart


I'm on the right. It's dark and all, but I don't have too many pictures of myself outside of a group

>>23989005
You're a nice guy, probably got a decent sense of humor. I assume you're not the loud one in your group of friends, you probably chuckle to the jokes of your companions and throw out short "response jokes" which also elicit a laugh.

A good dude.

>>23988141
I took a break and am just wandering around /an/ for fish/aquarium advice, it's a slow board so I thought I'd take a trip down shit-memory lane.

>>23989005
>refer to things like football and basketball as sportball. Have friends from a long time ago, see no need to have a large group surrounding you/no need for 15+ friends you see on a regular basis. And Oregon/CA?

Sorry buddy, this is all wrong. The state is South Dakota also

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>>23987974
Socially awkward
>>23987989
Has a kid
>>23988066
Has a dark yet cool sense of humor
>>23988073
Parents want him to be a Dr or engineer
>>23988084
Really talkative
>>23988086
eats burger king every day
>>23988125
says "bruh" a lot
>>23988138
I see your face every where, smile and hold the camera further away... god damn
>>23988190
Only attracted to guys that treat her and others like shit. Also likes to be dominated in bed
>>23988905
From england

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>>23990101
plays basketball
>>23989005
trained his smile
>>23988905
would have been an emo some years ago
>>23988603
wasnts to become a graphic designer
>>23988450
annoyed teachers in class
>>23988415
likes to laugh with his friends

>>23988926
>lonely as fuck but its easy i see you a lot here
>go out and make friends dude dont sweat that much on losing weight just keep doing and improving

I'm not lonely at all. I just chose to have maybe 5 good friends, and about 2-3 dozen friends total. Though I do wish to have a GF... But With my level of awkwardness it won't happen

>>23988450
>metal or /mu/ bro
Eh, I listen to some metal and /mu/core shit, but mostly listen to Hardcore punk. (LOC, CV, Reagan Youth, Black Flag)

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>>23987983
you go to a preppy school
>>23987989
you killed someone during a depressing time in your life
>>23988066
you listen to pop punk
>>23988073
you were bullied for looking "gay" in highschool but you're actually bi
>>23988084
you like ravioli and would join the mafia if you could
>>23988086
your first name is Chad
>>23988125
you once shit in the urinal
>>23988127
you're going to have a brain aneurysm in like 2 or 3 months... sorry
>>23988129
you have never been to a rodeo
>>23988138
you hate ducks
>>23988190
you hate cards against humanity
>>23988212
you sang in the choir
>>23988227
do i know u?
>>23988306
all that blood rushing to your head...
>>23988314
you got your wisdom teeth removed
>>23988347
you aren't aloud within 500 yards of a school
>>23988379
you are jesus part 2
>>23988415
you like fishing
>>23988450
LOL is your favorite game
>>23988603
you have never fucked that dog
>>23988905
you want to climb a tree REALLY badly
>>23989005
idk tbqh
>>23990101
you play football
>>23990121
you listen to trip hop and have a soundcloud

>>23990282
LOL

>>23990287
im not joking the size of your pupils is off. Now it may just be the lighting of the room... or something else

>>23990366
I'm high 24/7

>>23990366
And why would you correlate dilated pupils with brain aneurysms?

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inb4 no soul

>>23990394
Just came out to his parents, was immediately disowned and cast off

>>23990282
The guy who number 1 was disowned for porking

>>23990121
Came to the dark conclusion that Asian and baldness don't belong together. Contemplating existence

>>23990101
Can't stop fucking guys hence the Fuzz pooch

>>23989005
Life partners through and through

>>23988935
Has 17 pet raccoons

>>23988905
Has never been the same since he was penetrated that first time

>>23988603
That face your dog makes after you finish so sodomization

>>23988450
Is a butt slut

>>23988415
Shits where he eats

>>23988393
Is the most amazing guy.. ever

>>23988379
Faggot

>>23988347
Master of blue steel

>>23988314
Born with an upside down face

>>23988190
Fucked her

>>23988127
Is a sack of shit

>>23988066
Fucked her

>>23990472
>Shits where he eats
What?

>>23990496
You heard me
Your toilet also serves as your kitchen table

>>23990516
NOT ACCURATE

>>23990522
Close enough faggot

>>23990526
Goodluck, the cyber police are coming to your door at any moment now.

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>>23990282
>LOL is your favorite game

>>23990549
What'd you report me

>>23990549
You really are faggity fuck aren't ya

>>23990549

??

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>>23987989
Mistaken for mid-30s, actually mid-20s
Does some shady things, messes around with younger girls, but hides it
>>23987983
Overly conscious of feelings, tries so hard to be inoffensive it's irritating
>>23988066
looks incredibly hot in braids but never takes the time to do so
>>23988073
has no interest in computer science/programming/technology and is very tired of people assuming you do
>>23988084
size queen
>>23988086
was fat as a kid, hate your parents
>>23988125
16-17yo. on the football team in school but not good at it, just in it for the image
>>23988127
into loli/ddlg and shit
>>23988129
salam alaikum brother
>>23988138
Still like 00's screamo and vape heavily
>>23988190
you listen to popular country songs when no one else is around
>>23988212
You are still in high school and your upper-middle-class parents put unreasonable pressure on you
>>23988306
Australian :^) you are currently living in your first place that's not your parents
>>23988347
tried chewing tobacco, obsessed with anal sex
>>23988415
people mistake you for gay but you aren't
>>23988450
just started smoking weed, now obsessed with it
>>23988905
I'm more of a psy-vampire, per se
>>23989005
dependent on friends to get you girls
>>23990101
former shut in r9k tier trying to become normie and just figuring out social media for the first time
>>23990282
underage, film buff

>>23988415
That's what I thought faggot

>>23990618
>Still like 00's screamo and vape heavily

Both completely wrong...

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>>23990457 #
You have the strangest luck, it seems
>>23990282 #
Fav breakfast is coffee and a cigarette. Great with non-sequiters.
>>23990121 #
This man is fulfilled.
>>23990394 #
You've an eye for cool patterns, like the curtains behind you, which you picked out
>>23990101 #
Good with computers , not so much with people (or lighting photos)
>>23989005 #
Kills at poker
>>23988905 #
Doesn't like letting on that he's very adept with logic-based puzzles
>>23988415 #
Loves a good adventure
>>23988603 #
Loudest guy in the room
>>23988379 #
Obsessed with some candy flavour that most dislike.

>>23990618
I am a atheist. Faggot

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Assumption: u guys are a fucking mess

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>>23991033

Wow you're completely correct

I assume you're shit is 100% together

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>>23991094

Resized and reoriented

>>23990457

Got bullied for being ginger. Then became a cool kid. Cool kids, ya!

>>23990394
Taken in a dorm

>>23990101
Has accent, doesn't notice
>>23988190
Has definitely never cut herself. You're pretty, though

>Telling the Indian guy he doesn't belong

Funny, considering you've gone out of your way to look like a fucking alien with issues
>>23988084
Gets depressed around 8pm every night. But really happy person during the other hours
>>23988066
beauty

>>23988190
I get the feeling if that if a lit a match anywhere within a 10ft radius of you I would run the risk of lighting you on fire

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>>23988415
Have had a long term gf since ~14
>>23988450
uses the word random far too often
>>23988905
Plays bass guitar
>>23989005
Goes to a lot of black tie events
>>23990101
Basketball player
>>23990121
Used to take a lot of psychedelics, plays in a band now
>>23990282
Studies some sort of biological science
>>23990976
burns a lot of scented candles
>>23991110
Has a massive dick

>>23991033
arteezy LUL

>>23991259
You've seen all the seasons of Supernatural.

>>23991195
You're somebody's aunt

>>23991110
Firebender

>>23991033
You have never won TI

>>23988190
High maintenance, shit self-esteem, changes her hair color every 3 days, will do anything to fit in. Also a racist.
>>23991110
You constantly wonder why women always treat you nicely, and keep forcing you take their phone number down and playfully calls you hubby and calls hanging out with them a "Date". and I am not telling you nothing you daft cunt. :P
>>23991033
Tries too hard to be good looking and attractive and look like fashion model. But you only look like you are nursing your drug hangover. Narcissistic.

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>>23987983
Anxiety
>>23987989
You live a more fulfilling life than most of us
>>23988066
You like makeup
>>23988073
SIDEWAYS
>>23988084
Happy on the outside, not the inside
>>23988086
You wish you were taller
>>23988125
You like lifting
>>23988127
Rather then do as I do, you embrace Anger instead of SMUG
>>23988129
You study IT
>>23988138
You like Vodka
>>23988190
>>>/tumblr/
>>23988212
SIDEWAYS
>>23988227
Absolute Degenerate
>>23988314
Depressed
>>23988347
also depressed
>>23988379
You look like fun
>>23988450
I really, really, like this picture :^)
>>23988603
Dog is happy
>>23988905
You smoke

>>23988458
Accurate

>>23988905
thanks lori

>>23989005
I'm growing my hair out so I can be a power metal dude

>>23990121
accurate but I regret it bc some of them were actually pretty cool now that I look back. I remember I had this one dude who liked Slayer and gave me guitar lessons and I legit feel bad for messing with his lessons now

>>23990282
>LOL is your favorite game
I literally shitpost about LOL being shit constantly

>>23990472
No but I'm a man thot

>>23991259
Couldn't be further from the truth. I knew someone like that and I got migraines whenever they spoke

>>23991860
thanks for joining us tonight, bill

>>23991860
I may be Russian but i have never drank vodka. Though it would not surprise me if I somehow ran more efficiently or some shit

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Only doing the 10 before me because I'm lazy. Also skipping people with sideways or otherwise improper pics because c'mon man.

>>23990121
TA at the msuic and arts school of a university and happy to be. Well liked generally.
>>23990282
Has roommates that are a friend group that are mostly exclusive. Isolated. Elliot Roger's cousin.
>>23990394
Pretty normal cool person with good friends and people skills. Doesn't like taking selfies.
>>23990457
Cares about appearance and style in a way that bothers some strangers. Hangs and fits in with douches but is secretly a genuinely nice dude.
>>23990976
Frequents /soc/ to a point of understanding people very well, but does much better behind a screen.
>>23991033
Strikes a mysterious gaze when he thinks people are checking him out (often) to be hot, but it comes off as more of a thousand yard stare of a man with less grip on reality than he realizes
>>23991110
Genuinely nice and smart guy, but an unlucky goofball who often gets the short end of the stick. A good friend to many.
>>23991195
Had children before truly financially stable but will forever combat that thought. Loves nothing more than her own children (and herself)
>>23991259
Laid back and actually cool to chill with but interest in style is to the point of cringe and not many people hang around to chill.
>>23991860
Loves trying to figure people out and rehearsing potential future conversations. Pretty good at reading people and can interact socially pretty well with effort, but when not trying ends up seeming like a nerdy bum.

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Assumptions coming

>>23987983
Good wholesome guy
>>23987989
Good with jokes/witty
>>23988066
Been through some shit and made it
>>23988084
Overall really nice/kind person
>>23988379
Probably coolest guy ITT
>>23988393
Enjoys making millions suffer

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>>23988935
r9k poster

>>23990121
supervillain

>>23990457
lives in the deep south

>>23988379
weeaboo

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Alright Lets see

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>>23991860
You're British

>>23991259
Plays guitar in a punk rock band

>>23988415
Summer camp instructor

>>23988084
Eats raviolis and smokes cigarettes

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>>23993358
Fuck me up
I'm bored

>>23993401
likes spicey food and sports

>>23993415
IT guy

>>23993374
lives near the coast

>>23993358
likes chevys

>>23993422
likes sci fi

>>23990976
uses a medium toothbrush

>>23993442
You guessed I like chevys and sci fi. I don't think that's a thing and Chevys are dumb. I was just wearing a touristy hat

>>23993479
Oops didnt notice you were the same person. I like chevys and scifi tho...corvettes are nice.

>>23993442
IT guy here you where correct o.o

>>23993484
I'm from a shitty slow rural area so I associate Chevys with their trucks and the dumb people around me that drive them.
Although I'm on this trip to Florida and we've been renting this Chevy Suburban and it's pretty fucking sweet honestly. So much room.

>>23993497
woot!

>>23993511
Magic i tell you! How did you know

>>23993529
I think it was the style of glasses, they remind me of someone else I know in that sort of field. They're nice!

>>23993529
also you dont look like you get a lot of sun haha

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>>23993415

You love reddit and gentoo. Richard Stallman is your god.

>>23988379

You have your shit together and you'll vote Trump.

>>23988227
10/10


Give me your worst.

>>23993595
watches cartoons while eating lucky charms

>>23993599

very accurate

>>23993563
To be honest haha thats more the might here and it rains a shit ton here and its supossed to be summer
And thanks for the glasses i dont like them that much on me but i cant do contacts so

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Fugit

>>23993647
recites poetry

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>>23993595
You like beer but not IPAs

>>23993416
You like to think of yourself as a pretty clean person

>>23993401
Voted for Sanders

>>23993358
Assuming you're the guy, you do outdoor activities a lot but are pretty meh about them

>>23991860
You browse /mu/ and secretly enjoy being elitist, but would never do so IRL

>>23991259
Hanging out with friends and chilling are your hobbies

>>23991110
Your father was a badass back in the day, and you sometimes wish you had been too, but you're still successful

>>23990976
Thinks horoscopes are complete bs

>>23993688
You look so much like Steven Ho...
Anyway I think you are from California.

>>23993442
Nope, alberta

>>23991860
yes I do but Im skinny af tho

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>>23988415
he really is a faggot!

>>23994840
You really took time to make that?

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>>23993401
manger at dying grocery store
>>23993415
lackluster jokes
>>23993416
girl I see at the park I wish I could talk to, to be honest, its not an assumption, you just remind of that.
>>23993422
deep in the memes
>>23993595
actually pretty laid back
>>23993647
a guy happy with what he has
>>23993688
goes on fa

so many lurkers and not a new post. I just hate being the last to post. it's like I'm so ugly the thread just halted to a complete stop

>>23996496
>>23996976
I gotchu senpai

I assume you hear a lot of racist stuff on this site. Do you ever fuck with people and pull off the kind of things white people would if they could get away with it? If I was black I'd probably try my best to fuck with people.

>>23996990
if you're black and you fuck with people, people already think that's what blacks do.
this site kinda constantly crushes what pride I do have as a black male.

>>23997022
Dude, 4chan is aweful. Probably the very last place you should ever consider letting get you down, cause people shit on everyone here. It's the culture. Just take the bantz and be a decent person in real life, where it matters, and you golden

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>>23996496
Listens to Tyler the creator
>>23993688
Spends slightly too much time thinking about his appearance
>>23993647
Makes people laugh a lot
>>23993595
Listens mostly to EDM
>>23993422
Either really loud or really quiet in social situations
>>23993416
Used to read fanfiction
>>23993415
Makes meme and pop culture references in day to day conversation
>>23993401
Browses /mu/
>>23993374
Into outdoors hobbies
>>23993358
Both of you look kinda familiar; probably because I live like 5 miles from there and I saw you at a grocery store or something
>>23991860
Doesn't get to socialize as much as he might like to
>>23991195
Works with children
>>23991110
Has very religious parents
>>23991033
Got made fun of on /fa/; gets made fun of in real life

I'm staying in Dunedin for a couple days. May have passed by. The two that are familiar are both me. I'm down to chill in the middle of the night some time. I'll smoke your weed and pay you. I think I'm pretty alright.

>>23997373
Dunedin? New Zealand?

>>23997373
Dunedin Florida? Who in hell comes to my small ass little city?

I'm visiting FL with my girlfriends family. For some reason my phone isn't letting me reply right and I don't want to write it out and open and close the text box to see what the ID is.
I'm in Dunedin FL. From MD, 19m. Bored at nights because I'm staying in a rental condo near the causeway with my gfs parents and she is in her grandma's condo with her and her brother.
I'm pretty much willing to sneak out and hang. 100% if there's weed and I can buy in. I'm about to shower and get ready for bed though so if any of you are trying to make moves which is a rarity for some on this board then say something.

>>23997373
U got kik

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>>23997428
>phone suddenly works with replying.
I'm also posting in the FL thread

>>23997336
boy I'd do weird things to you but we'd be best buddies.

>>23994840
I'd buy us matching tracksuits AND snowsuits and we'd camp regularly and also be best buddies and eat pizza because you seem nice and into adventures.

>>23997430
christofubrown

I'm the Dunedin guy, I just got on my laptop from my phone

>>23996496
your name is Nick

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>>23993647
I assume your into poetry

>>23993688
You are super indie

>>23994840
Kind of memes

>>23996496
>supreme

>>23997336
Another memelord

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>>23997890
normal american chick
>>23997880
damn boy have some chocolate or so
>>23997448
gamer above all things
>>23997336
cynical, likes IT an business
>>23996496
streetwear kiddie

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>>23998121

>>23998161
oh come on assume, lazy bum

>>23997890
>>23998225
I already did lol, the time stamp was for a person who called me fake.

>>23998239
ah damn you are above me soryy

>>23998261
Above you? lol

>>23998271
your post

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>>23988347

I *Love how you think. That shit was hilarious!

>>23987983
You don't like pain, and you've seen one too many pets get killed on /b/

>>23987989
You look like you'd be proud of your body odor (whatever it may be) and that you bike 14.7 miles each day, recreationally.

>>23988066
You look like you've tried heroin opiates once or thrice, and you liked it. It also looks like you haven't been as happy since.

>>23988073
You look like you think you're ready to take someone's life when you get pushed hard enough, but it'll probably be an autistic rage with windmill punching and one of your shoes will come off.

>>23988084
You look like you've had a pretty good life, but at 32, your best days are all behind you in terms of life adventures.

>>23988086
You look like you think that you're getting more pussy than he actually is. Chin up chap.

>>23988125
You look like you could get 10 years for felony battering, and you would hardly give a fuck.

>>23988127
You look like you can box, but scare easily and have a poor chin. Still, your head movement and hand speed would be top-notch.

>>23988129
You look like you don't want to be here.

>>23988138
What hasn't already been said?

>>23988212
You look like you wouldn't like getting dirty and carry emery boards with you. You would be my first pick for an evil genius, and if this were the 90's, you'd be rocking a fanny pack.

>>23988314
Norman Reedus' kid brother.

>>23988347
Your hair makes you look like a Greek sculpture. Your gut makes you look like an American. You're still a funny motherfucker though!

>>23988379
Not even in the closet with your homo. I can't be mad.

>>23988415
You look like you think mispronouncing English words is still funny after you've been here for 13.5 years, and that you use it to pick up on American girls. Successfully, I might add : /

>>23988905
You look like you got last year's Apple product for a Christmas, and are trying desperately to find something that's wrong in your life.

>>23998399
Enjoy basketball but watch only. Maybe one day?
>>23998080
Always misunderstood in here, keep only few good friends.
>>23997880
Only come here when drunk enough~~

>>23998452
eats mostly pizza

>>23998872
loves doing her makeup

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>>23998399
I'm 23

>>23998680
yes

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>>23988415

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Hey

>>23997890
what's wrong with supreme?
I really like my hat

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I'm dressed like a hipster but ok