Virgin thread >tfw you accept being a permavirgin

Jesus Christ get a fucking haircut and start eating

>>23985618
>start eating
Stomach pain prevents me from eating very much, and Doctors can't do shit about it.

>haircut
Soon I hope

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hi
kissless virgin reporting in

>>23985692
I'd kiss you if I could

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Greetings fellow kissless virgins ;-;

>>23985692
>>23985718
We are KV Squad

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>>23985613
OP, I think we might have the shittiest webcams on all of 4chan.

>>23985692
You are gorgeous!

>>23985718
I feel like as you age, you're going to look more and more like Barry Burton. Chicks love Barry Burton.

>tfw lost virginity to 4chan girl at 24 (2 months ago)
>it wasn't the amazing thing I thought it would be, fun yea, but not amazing
>had sex with 3 tinder girls since, nothing

I just want a weeb girl I can be myself around and be comfortable and happy. Build connections fags, sex isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>23985783
if its to any help i would fuck you

>>23985815
>drink a bottle of vodka
>stumble around the city
>usually find a random girl
>fuck at her place
>leave before she wakes up
>sit on a park bench and smoke
>wonder what's the fucking point
>rinse and repeat

I thought this was meant to be validating

any girls willing to help out a dutch virgin my skype name is timenlex and im 19

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>>23985783
>>23985692

have you ever given a bj because a lot of these girls will eventually admit to that, and they aren't really virgins in that case

>>23985976
no never
i never fuckin held a guy's hand

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The girl I like at university Freya showed no interest in me and is now with a guy I fucking hate. I'm coming up to 21 and still a kissless virgin...

Fucking kill me.

>>23986051
If you're interested btw my snapchat and instagram is Abarlow95 and my Facebook is Alexbarlyy

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>>23985976
I've given a clammy handshake to a few lucky men in my lifetime.

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Never made out sober

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>black
>on 4chan

Let's see how this goes...

>>23985692
>>23985783
If either of you are from the KC area I'd be willing to help

>>23986100
What I can say is, you're most likely a newfag (summerfag, for sure)
stop posting
lurk
once you think you lurked enough, lurk more!

No Evan, 4chan isn't this place where we hate every black guy, we hate every stupid guy (including you, not on the count of being black, but being stupid).
If you lurked just a week you would have found this out!
Don't think that you're a special snowflake for being black and being on 4chan, you're not the only one, you're made of the same dirt that everyone else!

>you're underaged
>read the rules first
>buy a rope and a chair

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>>23985613
Hello there, it's the voice reader. As part of my esoteric research, I am looking for the voices of virgins. I have already met my quota on males, so I am looking specifically for females. If you help me by providing a voice sample, I can give you a reading later, with cards, scrying, or just whatever I get out of your voice: up to you.

What I need is 30 to 40 seconds minimum (more is better, of course) of freely spoken (nothing prepared or recited) conversational (like you're talking to someone) speech.
Things that are not necessary, but very helpful for me if you include:
>age
>whether or not you or anyone in your family has any occult/esoteric experience
If your native language is not English, please include something in your native language.

You can post it here or email me:
[email protected]

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20 years old, so not too bad.

I just never really bothered with trying to lose it.

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until I die probably lmao xD

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Kissless virgin who hides behind snapchat filters reporting for duty.

>>23986236
>Going this hard on a newfriend
Can you pls stahp friend

>>23986299
Shut up cara delavigne, no way youre a virgin

>>23986100
I thought you were a sim. You've got a very cool face

>>23986250
ah here's what I posted for the voice thread
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YM4wS8LeWb

Hope this helps

>>23986325
Ah yes, you're the one who created the survey.

If you'd like a reading, just ask me a question.
>No health death, yes/no doesn't get clear answers, generals need a theme

>>23986344
oh gee, someone remembers me haha.

At what age will I meet my significant other? I hope that's not too dumb a question ;-;.

>>23986372
I've never been able to get timeframes too accurately, so I'll read in a manner for people who ask me when is the meeting.

You: 2 of Wands, supported by 5 of Wands and Ace of Wands
Circumstances: The Empress, supported by The Chariot (reversed) and 4 of Wands
Her (yes, I checked): 3 of Swords (reversed), supported by Justice and 7 of Pentacles

Let's first talk a bit about you. Initially starting with the wands that are two, there is something of planning that comes to construe the phase of your life in question here. Partly, it seems, that your proximate dreams seem to be focusing on leaving some conflict behind, and you're impelled by hopes of a new passionate force in your mind.

But the phase of your life...you're still living with your folks, right? Well, it seems that you'll still be living where your family is giving you a place to stay. You might be inclined to move away, but it's not happening quite yet: it seems a matter of some lack of confidence in self-sustenance you get. Alright, I'm not completely certain about the whole living with family thing, but there's something about an older female and where you're currently living.

As for her...she'll cross your path when she's reeling from an unfair act that has happened to her long ago. She'll not talk about it, but somehow you'll know. It seems to be based on how she tried to embrace an effort towards a project or career-thing in some way, but someone else halted her effort by getting in the way.

So, essentially, you'll meet this lass while you're thinking of leaving but haven't prepared to pull the trigger quite yet. And I get this subtle sense that she might be introduced by an older female to you. So, before you move, it seems you might have the chance to get on your groove, or at least find yourself a nice girl for you. Oh right, she's a bit loud and slightly annoying initially, but she's rather sweet, and she'll warm up to you eventually.

I hope I've read true and well repaid you.

>>23986429
Oh wow! Didn't expect that at all haha. Thank you very much for this reading.

>>23986236
>No Evan
kek, thinking using my name will scare me
Yes, everyone can copypaste google images

How can you age past 14 and not have had sex? I refuse to believe that it's circumstantial, something must be wrong with you.

>>23986299
I bet your face is pretty behind the flowers

>>23990449
By choice, anon. I didn't sleep with the first girl who offered, and I doubt that's a terribly unusual circumstance.

21 m kissless virgin

Sometimes I wish I could just be a normie and like bars parties pop music and social media. That way i could actually get laid

But instead I'm shy lack confidence hobbies and just about anything that women find attractive

Whenever I ask for advice everyone is like it's easy just go to a party and fuck a girl it's not hard. Or they say just get on social media man (because my tinder hunt is going all well and I'll totally randomly find a GF on face book) But then no one ever wants to help me at all. It's fucking great your dad or older brother actually fucking helped you understand this shot when you where younger but that didn't happen for me.

the funny thing is I'm not even ugly. Sure I'm not super handsome or jacked but most guys aren't

Damn cause of all of this my social anxiety has gotten much worse and I have developed depression (maybe it's tied to this but idk)

Oh well guess I'll spend the rest of the day shit posting and what not until I go get stoned and super wasted so I can pass out later

>>23990449
Sure somthing is wrong with me intense bullying and rejection when I was younger caused me to develop social anxiety and maybe depression

But had my classmates not been shitters or if I had good parents. Or anyone who gave a flying fuck ablut me. Then maybe I would be in this situation. So it's entirely circumstantial

>>23990449
>something must be wrong with you.

Yeah I'm ugly and short.

>>23990449
have you seen the movie Teddy Bear

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virgin reporting in, cheap British lager with an Australian gimmick edition

Greetings, comrades.

>>23990497
>Sometimes I wish I could just be a normie and like bars parties pop music and social media. That way i could actually get laid
It does'n't always work, might work for you, I guess you never know if you don't try.

>>23990544
I know faking it doesn't work.
I have tried it to and it always makes me feel worse than not trying. Man seeing girls try anything to get away from talking to you. Makes me fucking go home and cry.

There's been like 5 separate occasions where I've gone out to a bar or a party. That exact thing happens and I go home and chug 40s or 8% 24oz and take rapid fire bong rips until I either pass out from nausea or puke.

But I can't shake the feeling if I where a normie and genuinely like pop music and bars and shallow conversation about bullshit I'd probably have gotten laid by now

>>23990564
Yeah I imagine if you were a normie you would have gotten laid by now, I like to imagine I would to.
Maybe you spent too much time on the internet and playuing video games, I know I did, and screwed up my social skills, now I only have them when behind a keyboard.
I get really quiet and defensive around people in real life so generally, come across as creepy.
Maybe that happened to you?

>>23985718
I can see you being cute if you lost weight.

>>23985783
you remind me of jessie from toy story, i guess i wanna fuck you

>>23990449
I wouldn't expect a normie to understand autism

>>23985613
You look like a skinnier version of me, without facial hair.

Weird.

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29, soon turning into a wizard.

>>23991375
is your name Calvin?

>>23991391
No, should I know that person?

>>23991407
Nah you just look like an autist I used to chat with.

I'd fuck you btw.

You just have to be open to it a bit. I was 24 when I first kissed and had sex. My first girlfriend seduced me. Kissing was good but sex was bad, me being awkward and thinking too much. But it paved the way to more. I am now 27 and had sex with 6 woman and kissed a couple more. So I guess I got rid of that problem. But I am still very unhappy and troubled person. Possibly like all you people. I feel like a great darkness is coming for me. So it doesn't matter if you lose your virginity or not. The great void will get you anyway, virgin or not. I feel like mutual love could be a good medicine. But on the other hand ''love will save you, but it won't save me - Swans''

>>23991493
My only romantic experience with a female hurt me badly in the end so I decided I'm content being a KV, rather than let myself get hurt again.

>>23991510
It's still good to go into the experience again. Even if you get destroyed by it. You don't want to die a boring life without any peak in it.

>>23991556
well I can't feel romantic love now after that experience but I suppose fucking sluts can't be too bad

>>23991510
>still being a KV
since when is being friendzoned a romantic experience? XD get real

>>23991705
LDR. She was also a KV.

I regret every moment of it, and now I can't love because of it.

>>23985718
What's your first name?

>>23986039

>tfw all KV who reported in are not even ugly

i'm doomed

>>23991806
W-why do you ask?

bump for my homie ryan whos on skype wit me now.

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Literally no intimate female contact. Step up faggots.

26 and I'm loving life and myself.

>>23992581
nice beard

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Kissless Virgin reporting in

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19 kissless virgin

>>23990449
>Having a strict mother never letting me out to do anything
>Was/still is very shy and lacks self confidence
>Self confidence was damaged immensely due to bullying
>Ugly as fuck

No it it circumstantial. Not everyone can get vagina/dick easily you cunt.

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32 years old kissless virgin

come at me, kids

>>23986297
You could easily make it, Vincent.

>>23985718
You look like you dev for Minecraft

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25 years old, hugless/handholdless/kissless/hopeless

>>23993633
>
... really? Assuming that's a real picture of you, you are really handsome.

>>23990544
I'd fuck you if you were in the US

>>23993740
I've built a few houses in Minecraft if that counts :^)

>>23986297
I think you're really cute! Where do you live?

>>23994588
I agree with this

>>23992611
>>23992664
you guys are super cute. you will be kissed a whole bunch one day, just you wait!!!

>>23994595
ty

>>23993743
work out

get a haircut

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Done a few things. But whenever I've gotten the chance for actual sex, I got nervous.

Try being a virgin because your dick doesn't work.

>>23994953
at least you're socially competent

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>>23991375
27 here. See you there!

>>23994894
wait are you an admin on some fb page?

>>23986250
I sent you an email, thank you

>>23986299
Ill find you and ill kiss you

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virgin reporting in

>>23986299
you look really good, pretty sure youd easily lose it

>>23992581
Absolutely quality beard ruined by shitty hairline and old man glasses

Shave head

I finally lost my v-card at 24. Didn't tell the girl, and just winged it. Ended up becoming regular fwbs. There's hope out there for everyone

>>23995198
>Ended up becoming regular fwbs. There's hope out there for everyone

That's not what everyone is looking for. Some of us might not care and be very happy to start something like that, while others might want to wait till they find a real relationship with someone they actually love.

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>>23995198
>fwb

>>23985613
>>23986051
>>23991375
>>23985718
Jesus christ none of you even look bad. I was a 22 year old kissless virgin, which was last year. I've had girlfriends, flings and I makeout with randoms bar girls every other weekend. I was bullied my whole life and have massive anxiety issues and awful confidence. So i did the only thing I could, put on my best clothes, shaved, worked my hair and just started showing up to bars. Being as social as i can with coworkers, going out with them. Its fucking hard starting out. Fucking hard you don't know what to do and you're an idiot all the time. But opportunities started finding me. Give yourself a shot, you'll be amazed at what you find

>>23995211
>>23995217
It's better than being a lonely virgin. Now I'm slightly less lonely, and have gotten valuable sex experience.

>>23995266

It wouldn't be better for me. I'd rather wait than be used like that.

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>>23994703
midwets

>>23995223
Not worth all the struggling, in my books atleast.

>>23990449
>How can you age past 14
What third world shithole do you live in where most people lose their virginity at or before 14?

>>23995008
Are you Peruvian?

>>23985613
Get a decent haircut and try some different glasses

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>>23991304
Now that you mention it, the resemblance is uncanny.

>>23992581
That's an awesome beard, bro. It's great to see people who don't give a darn and are still enjoying their life.

As a bisexual guy, I can say that I would date just about anyone in this thread (and not solely based on looks, though many of you are extremely attractive). Have some confidence :)

>>23995801
Not that I know of. Only know that I have a quarter Native in me.

>>23986297
Would fuck.

>>23992581
Also.

>>23993633
You too, but that shirt is horrendous.

>>23995008
And you with that long hair ffffuck!

>>23995169
And you. But I bet you're a total sociopath.

>>23995978
And you, instrumental and gorgeous eyes.

>>23985613
You actually look like a chill guy. Hit the gym and become a shredded khv

>>23985692
Kissless but not dicksuckless

>>23985783
Take the advice I gave to OP. Not tryna be a stereotypical dick, but if you lost weight you'd be stunning most prob. Already kinda cute as it is

>>23986051
My man you need to work on you chest

>>23986100
Shave that moustache fuzz until you can grow it out full blast

>>23986299
I swear all the virgin women actually look better than many who fuck 24/7. What gives?

>>23991375
Lol that Buddha statue. You look younger

>>23995978
You look good m8 chill the hell out

>>23996130
You look like me dude

>>23995978

You're more attractive than I am and I've had girls flirt with me. You're probably just really fucking weird. I mean I know you're really fucking weird because you've been posting your picture on /soc/ every day for years. Anyway good luck.

>>23992664
I would help you with that.

>>23996169
Thank you...but really?
>>23996226
Is that good or bad?

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>want to build confidence
>try to cam
>bullied
>try sexy audio several times
>no response ever
>go to camgirl threads
>see girl sucking a cock twice the size of mine
>cry

>will always be ugly
>will always be poor
>about to be homeless for 3rd time
>cling to this insane dream of a nice wife and a bunch of kids and the murcan dreem
>will never be a family man
>will actually die by suicide

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>>23985613
>tfw desperate

so desperate

I have no standards, I just someone ;_;

>>23996291
It's true. I love a chubby bearded beast. Fuck.

>>23996265
I am, but i don't show it in public. People have said i'm very quiet. I used to be very polite but eventually i became hyper cynical about everything and stopped putting on the fake smile. I dunno man, around girls i'm pretty happy if one talks to me, but i can just feel that i'm a loser compared to them and lose that enthusiasm, which usually they can pick up on and abandon me.

I guess i'm no more weirder than the average 4channer. I admit i have bipolat tendencies but its only on people who have wronged me. Fighting fire with fire and all that stuff. Also i've got crazy kinks which rarely get expressed. I admit ive had persistent girls irl interested in me, but i wasnt in them. And due to my nature of notnapproaching anyone and instead taking what i can get, it makes me left with a small dating pool.

>>23996291
>>23996466
Wait, is that you? Your id changed I was going off colours like an idiot.

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>>23985613
29 y/o here
Kissless, huggless, handholdless, friendzoneless

But, I feel good. I've lost 50lbs, been seeing a psychiatrist for my problems, and I've been taking Buspar to help me out. My biggest problem is my fear of rejection. I feel ready this year though.

>>23996551
I had and still have that fear aswell. I just straight up decided to do it, and I was not rejected. It was even with a solid 7/8+/10

>>23986277

Gay or str8?

>>23996556
It sucks and it's not even just asking a girl out. Even something like asking someone to be in their group in class filled me with anxiety.

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Virgin

>>23996569
Straight

>>23996574
I used to be like that, and still kinda have that problem. At this point I don't out right ask to be in a group of people, instead I slowly work my way in. Usually it ends fine.

Any gay guys in here?

>>23996298
The best way to boost confidence is to never give up or accept defeat. Calling yourself ugly and comparing yourself to others is going to bring you down further. When you start thinking negative thoughts, try to flip the switch and immediately think of positive things. It sounds silly as heck, but it's actually helped me quite a bit.
You should give yourself some credit, too! You're a strong person to pull yourself out of homelessness twice now and that isn't something everyone can do. I'm sorry to hear you might be having to face that a third time. Keep holding onto that dream and use it to push you forward. I'm rooting for you.

>>23996223
You're no dick and I'm working on losing the weight as we speak! Thanks for the kind words.

>>23996585
Kudos, man. But, what made you finally break from that fear?

>>23996632
Just realizing that if I get rejected, I'm in no worse of a place than before. But if I'm not, great things can lay ahead.

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>>23996603
idk if you remember but a while back you were excited because someone said you were their favorite girl on soc

that was me, dead serious
and now you're nice to me in return
fuck

>>23996660
is... is that Taiga? ;_;

>>23996502
Oh, I was the long haired brown dude, lol

>>23996693
idk I just found it

>>23985613
>>23991375
>>23996459
I'd do you three, right in front of each other, so fast that you'd forget what the word virgin even meant.

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>>23996660
Of course I remember! It will always stick with me as one of the most wonderful comments I've ever received. It's such a fantastic feeling to know it's you I was speaking to.
I hope it stays with you and gives you some happiness just as your comment has for me.

>>23996695
Yeah, I'd run my hands through that hair and fuck your day away.

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22 y/o virgin checking in.

>>23997385
I see why

>>23997385
There's something about you that I find attractive, but can't put my finger on it. (not that my opinion matters much)

>>23997403
thank you, that's really nice of you to say.

>>23997385
You won't be for long looking so fine.

>>23997425
You're welcome. You kinda remind me of this girl whose posted a bit over the past day or so. >>23996083

You kinda look like her with longer hair.

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>>23985613
>mfw relationshipless handholdless kissless eternal gay virgin

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>tfw 19 year old neet virgin with no hope in sight

>>23997762
you look just like a friend of mine
he's sucked miles of dick and been fucked by dozens of guys
i can see no reason for you not to be in the same position

>>23985613
wowcrendor is that you?

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Going to college in a few months, any advice?

>>23996169
>bet youre a total sociopath.

How did you know, i kinda am aint gonna lie

>>23997762
Where are you from?

>>23997385
literally how? your a good mix of cute and hot

>>23992581
I love life too, I've thought it lately.

>>23998583
Get a haircut, get your skin under control, work out, wear better clothes, learn to socialize well.

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>make any form of social contact with a female
>instantly fall in love
>told I'm too touchy, like the cartoon skunk
>family members think I'm a manslut

Blew so many chances by being a clown that falls so hard for girls when they return the attention and go on dates.
I was at a bar a few months ago with a girl, and after drinking a while I told her what she thought about having kids and if she liked my last name.

Don't become me bruhs
About to be 26

>be 20 f kv
>Try talking to super cute guy at work
>talk about my studies and work
>awkward af, nothing interesting to say
>Me: "Do you play any kind of video games?"
>"Eh, not really."
>HelloDarknessMyOldFriend.jpg
>Talk about my cat, named after a JJBA character
>he asks what JJBA is
>mention it's an anime
>"I never got into anime."
>ABORT
>"I had some friends in middle school who liked it."
>ABANDON SHIP

Kill me. I'm fucking retarded and get super nervous around cute guys, only to end up talking about stupid shit. I do get a few chuckles for self-deprecating jokes on said subjects.

>>23999827
just b urself :^)

>>23999805
Bruh, you're cute af.

>>23999805
Go to astro.com and go to the horoscopes section. Go to the Drawings & Calculations section, then click Natal Chart, Ascendant. Generate and download the chart, redact the personal info if you like, and post it.

I want to see how fucked up it looks.

>>23999832
>b urself
>be autistic

Np, senpai

>>23999827
kik?

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>>23999836
I don't understand why you'd like this, but here you go.

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>Starting to lose skinnyfat
>First dermatologist appointment booked for next week
>Attempting to grow in confidence (Step 1, post picture of self online for others to judge)

Finally trying to make it lads

>>23999927
Also how do I get rid of eyebags? I get plenty of sleep but still need to hide them with overbearing filters like pic related

>>23999927
Dont really see any bags. How old are you?

>>23999940
19.

My room is really bright. In normal lighting they are very visible

>>23999805
Would date and fuck you and then probably break your heart. But still, I'd fuck you.
>>23998583
Get a nice haircut and try to work out more to lose that babyface.
>>23998099
Are you european? Would do you.

>>23999943
Well then you look your age. You should get some meds for your skin, even though it might clear up as you get older anyway. But I dont see any reason why you shouldn't get laid.

>>23999875
I was just curious, honestly; thanks. If it makes you feel any better, it's not as bad as mine.

>>23986277
I sure hope I don't look completely idiotic once I hit the goal with my weight.

I wonder what I would be rated by then.

>>23990449
>be oblivious as fuck to any advances from girls during high school due to overprotective parents stunting my social growth
>want to try hanging out with friends or go to prom
>told no by parents because they can and never will be able to get over the fact that no matter how hard they try their kid isn't a fucking kid forever
>even got invited to a few parties for some of my teachers' kids because they had daughters that were near my age
>again told no because shitty parents
>eventually decide to give up and quit trying because why bother when my parents will actively try to ruin anything I attempt to do

>>23999952
Yeah, I'm Swedish.

>>23999827
Same here, all the girls are like wtf dude, when I try to start a conversation about philosophy or some wierd shit due to anxiety. Feels bad man

>>23999980
Kan ikke fatte at du er jomfru (med mindre du onsker å være det). Du er både kjekk og ser ut som boyfriend-material.

>>23999995
I've basically never left my room since I was 15 years old or interacted with anyone around my age irl. I'm diagnosed with social anxiety and depression and I have a hard time going outside.

>>24000011
Ohh well guess it makes sense then. But you look really good though. Hope you get better, the world is waiting for you.

>>24000015
Thanks, I'm not that motivated though.

>>23999835
florida?
>>23999952
That's awful. I'm not sure if I'd want to lose it like that.

>>23999970
>not as bad
as expected since its still not good.

>>24000100
Nah, it just suggests that you're not actually forming attachments so much as focusing on the end goal of something stable, with these girls being more placeholders in this vision of yours, and you don't really know how to work the nuances of the middle stages. You're probably successful in other aspects of your life or simply find things easy to accomplish and are frustrated because you're accustomed to being blunt and direct or simply working hard to get what you want, neither of which really work here. It's funny because you have the demeanor of a manslut but not really the nature for it.

I would suggest hitting up church groups instead of bars. You're less likely to get laid, but more likely to find a nice girl, which would actually be better for you, even if you groan about it along the way.

>>23999839
That's not so bad.

What do you look like?

>>23998099
I would fuck the rbf right off your face, fuck I love a Swedish man.

>>23998608
I've dated two.

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OP returning

I got a new haircut

>>24000977
Drastic improvement

>>24000977
You look great

>>23999827
Please tell me you named your cat Killer Queen.

tindr is available to everyone and people still find it difficult to get laid. muh scured of interaction m'lady

>>24000977
A million times better. You look good now. Also, you look much better without glasses. You should check out contacts or at least change your glasses to a different style.

>>24001070
>>24000995
>>24001020
Thanks guys!

Contacts are on my list of things to get. I've always looked better glasses off.

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>>23985613
JOHN?
JOHN LENNON?
JOHN I KNEW IT COULDN'T BE TRUE
I KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE ALL THESE YEARS

It's so frustrating because I'm pretty normal for the most part. The only issue is that I have a passive personality. I dislike initiating physical contact or leading romantic encounters.

It's so sad how I've been a virgin for almost three decades simply because of one trait.

People always go "why don't you just go after aggressive women"? Because aggressive women don't get chosen, they choose. And they have no reason to screw with a clueless virgin when they have thousands of other, experienced men they could choose.

>20 f
>butterface as fuck
>only reason I got kissed was because some horny dude basically sexually assaulted me in high school
>family says I'm cute
>I know they're lying
>can barely get a 5/10 on r8 threads
>tfw I will never be worthy of my 10/10

jesus fuck just kill me now

>>24001204
Honestly a 5/10 is not really a butter face. I guarantee that there can be something that will boost you to 6.5-7 easy, possibly higher

>>24001204
Post face

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>>24001224
The average I'm getting is a 3 or 4. The highest I've gotten is 5 but it's probably just due to a fetish or something. There's always a fetish for something.

>>24001226
here. It's not really new since I don't like taking pictures of my face that often. There are some days I'll actually just turn my full body mirror over so I don't get a glance.

everyone in these threads could get major action if they put more effort into their appearances. that means hygiene, watching your weight, hair cut/style, and clothing. glasses can make or break the first impression.

even if you're awkward and autistic as fuck you can find someone great to hook up with.

>>24001234
I don't see what's wrong, you're cute.

>>24001234
Probably loose some weight, and change the glasses and get contacts. That would be a start, and can probably boost your rating 2-3 points.

I typically get like 4-5, with as low as 0.2, and as high as 7 occurring for me.

>>24001234
You are not ugly. Just very average looking. If your personality doesn't stand out then you probably don't get hit on just because you get lost most in the crowd. That's my theory anyway

>>24001241
It's funny that, a year ago when I started exercising and taking care of myself, it was partially so I could build the confidence to hook up. Now that I feel more attractive, I'm perfectly fine with waiting to meet a person that I care about.

>>24001243
>lose weight
lol I'm literally 5'5" and drifting between 125 and 130.
I'm actually struggling to maintain my weight due to my medication messing with my appetite.

Also, I personally don't like contacts so I'm sticking glasses for now until I get my eyes corrected. Hopefully with Ortho-K until technology goes past "let's make a flap in your cornea"

>>24001242
congrats, you're the one out of a thousand

>>24001246
I wish I could work on my personality. It's hard to talk to people. Especially when you're into dancing or drinking and you're also pretty quiet when it comes to new people.

>>24001262
I wouldn't put too much credit into what people on /soc/ rate you. You're pretty normal looking, I don't think many people would have a problem with your appearance. It's more about your mindset than anything else.

>>24000100
>Florida
bruh!

>>24001056
I didn't, and it was absolutely a missed opportunity.

>>24001333

tfw no Florida qt...

>>23986297
your a good looking guy, thats coming from a straight guy

>>24001234
Don't be too harsh to yourself, never let the opinion of others make you feel bad! You look quite cute! There's nothing wrong with you!

>>24001234
Would gf.

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My hobbies include reading, being sad, and going out to lunch with my dad.

>>23985613
How do i post a picture from my phone without it being sideways

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>>24001592
You look so cuddly and bear-like

>>24001604
I don't care if it's sideways senpai

>>24001622
Thanks. Only problem I have no one to cuddle with.

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23 year old v

>>24000977
Admittedly, you were cute in your first picture, but you really look handsome in this one.

>>23999827
Did you name your cat Dio?

>>24000401
im sorry for you

Advice for all of you from an alpha lord who's been fucking hoes since 17. I know that's not impressive but listen to the advice.
>Work out.
Don't need to have a 6 pack just don't be too fat or too skinny
>Get a trendy haircut
Bitches love trendy hair and I see some of you with such shit haircuts it makes me cry. Go look up hairstyles for men 2016 or some shit and show your barber pictures of how you want your hair.
>Be clean and smell good
Nothing puts bitches off then a dirty or greasy lookin dude. Shower and use a bit of cologne, don't overdo it though. And also don't use cheap shit just go buy a $40 bottle from Macy's and you're solid
>Be confident
You're your own worst enemy. Tell yourself you can't do it and you won't. Doesn't matter how much you think she's out of your league. If you present and carry yourself like you're at the same level as her you'll start to believe it and so will she. Be confident but not cocky. Thin line but don't cross it

>>24002012
> alpha
lmao

>>24001968
Yeah, it was awful. If you actually are you should seek treatment. Because when you do have someone and get laid, you'll fuck them up royally if you dont.