/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
>>23968390
CHALLENGES
1. BEAUTY. Find something that you think is beautiful today. It does not have to be original. It can be a sunset, a flower, a nice e-mail that you received, a picture of a loved one, a building's architecture. (Cannot be a bare cock, balls, foot, etc.) Think about how to frame it or that moment with your hands/forearms/body. Take at least one pic and tell us in the caption about why you think it's beautiful. It will do us some good, and it will do you good as well.
2. COURAGE. Think about one thing that you fear or hate touching or embracing. Then strap on your balls and do it. Hold the spider, pat the pitbull, hold the dirty sock, hold up a sign asking that qt you've been crushing on out, whatever. And take pics of it and tell us about it. And then feel good about your courage.
3. ARCHITECTURE / SCULPTURE.
Change of scenery for you man hands and arms and necks- might be fun for you, too. Find interesting building architecture (inside or out) and work a pose around what you found. It may mean that you have to go into that corporate high rise that you never have a reason to enter, explore a new building on campus, visit a library or old mom and pop shop, etc.
Take thread-related pics and tell us what you liked or found interesting about it!
Examples for the super lazy:
-hand stroking a polished wooden bannister
-hands around city jail cell's bars
-pose in a store or funhouse with multiple mirrors so we see multiple angles of you through the photo (it's OK if camera/phone is in the shot)
-fingers going through concrete grooves of brick siding
-hand outstretched in "alas, poor Yorick" pose towards a colorblocked dilapidated cottage in the distance
-pose of your knocking (with or without door knocker) on a glossy door. Or weathered door.
-Find a room that's designed to be monochromatic (hospitals, labs) and wear a tee that contrasts to it. Get your sexy self in there and take pics.
++
Aaaaaand GO!
>>23984408
Brandt popping in to break the seal.
*** RE-POST FROM LAST THREAD ***
*** DECK OF CARDS ACTIVITY ***
You can create a whole set of stills from this (webms welcome but pls humor me with some still pics)
-shuffle a deck o' cards (multiple ways to do this)
-cut a deck
-deal a hand
-hold up a set of fanned out hidden cards and show other hand selecting a card as if you're about to remove one from the fan
-etc etc...
Casino and dealer jacket/cuffs not necessary!!
*** OUTSTANDING REQUEST - WET T-SHIRTS ***
Context - kittenanon request for TGF to rub melting glass all over himself.
Put your own spin on it.
>>23984458
Unnnngh. Hurts so good. thx.
OK, good night, thread. Be good.
>Or not- you do you. And me. Actually, just do me. Good night.
>>23984458
Has been executed beautifully by some of our originals, but given your mug shots in the last thread, would you mind taking some pics with any number of your fingers dipped into the mug? And show us the wet fingers afterwards? And if you want... those wet fingers about to enter your mouth for a taste.
*** REQUEST FOR ALL GEAR HEADS ***
Can we see some pics as your sexy arms are plugging in speaker cables and instrument cables?
>yes, partly so I can joke about your input jacks and the load on your bass amp. GD it, I'm such a fucking child! Pls humor me.
If I were to try shuffling a deck I'm sure it would end up with all cards on the ground :D
Not gonna rub melting glass all over myself, still need my skin, sorry!
New thread already? That snuck up on me. Also, posting replies from previous thread here.
>>23983445
>>23983460
>>23983480
Drumming webms, whaaaaat? These are wonderful. (Also, I have an obsession with your couch, I don't know why)
>>23983496
>>23983474
>>23983496
Ahhh yes! I love your hair! I want to play with it! Thank youu!
>>23983685
And this caused me to breathe a bit heavy.
>>23984027
>>23984032
>>23984037
>>23984039
>>23984042
>>23984046
>>23984054
These webms make me want to play a naughty card game with you. Also I'm mesmerized why your shuffling skills
>>23984458
Your hands man. Godd!
>>23984768
You snuck right in there while I was waiting for my post to well post.
>>23984775
Haha, maybe I should sneak in somewhere else, like your sheets?
>>23984477
>glass
^^ice
>>23984768
>Not gonna rub melting glass all over myself, still need my skin
My typos flay me. Or rather, flay you.
>all cards on the ground
But that's the idea... then you get to demand that the audience pick the cards up... not using their hands, feet or mouth.
>have had the misfortune of witnessing similar acts but with paper currency instead of cards
>>23984775
Too early/late to say that TGF likes sneaking in?
>>23983445
>>23983460
>>23983480
Forgot to reply on last thread that I will provide you with a 17 stroke roll for those lovely webms. Thx, Torque
>>23984828
Not the location I was thinking of, but good to know that we were both on the same disgusting train of thought. All aboard.
>>23984790
Other side.
>>23984828
I do wish you would!
>>23984840
I love that everyone's on the same dirty page.
>>23984840
Hmm, I think I would prefer to be the one to get whipped.
Tempted to make a GoT-joke but don't want to risk spoiling something.
>have had the misfortune of witnessing similar acts but with paper currency instead of cards
Wait, what? Why misfortune? :D
>Too early/late to say that TGF likes sneaking in?
I do? I'm not the loud type, but that would be anything but a stealth operation.
>>23984868
Damn, I so would love to do that, gotta continue where we left off last time...
>>23984845
Who said that would be the only location? Disgusting? Why? :(
>All aboard.
>>23984772
Thanks. Some portion of that couch is probably visible in half (or more) of my photos. The obsession might just be due to association with me?
>>23984840
You're welcome. And no need to count the strokes, just transition to a flam-a-diddle when it feels natural.
Reaching for that
>bump
>>23985076
Whoops. Forgot my ID would change. Brandt here (if it wasn't obvious).
>>23984990
You have the largest... toy and tool arsenal
>"disgusting" modifier only used so as not to scare off new, innocent eyes =D
>>23985008
Commencing stretches...
>you can play w/ my high hats
>>23985076
These are not the bumps you should be reaching for... (But thx!)
https://youtu.be/b-UnZs0qNlo
Had a girlfriend that used to love watching me play with this thing.
>>23985135
And what bumps would those be?
>>23985162
Uh... I'm hoping that's a link to a weapon or toy of sorts and not your dingdong! (On mobile- will view later)
Nice forearms and stance in the pic
>>23985164
Boobays. Ta-tas. Tittays. Knockers. Melons. Lady lumps. Jubblies.
>>23985182
Haha aye, it's a karambit.
>>23985135
>You have the largest... toy and tool arsenal
Oh, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But I do know where I want to get in...
>>23985182
>I understood that reference, am not proud.
>>23985182
Oh my! How positively perverse!
...
Is this some sort of tribute request?
>reaching for the gold
>>23984990
Just come be my wake up call every day.
>>23985008
You're probably right. I am quite fond of you.
>>23985076
>>23985084
>>23985162
>>23985164
I know you by the black and white :)
Also on mobile so I can't view the video until later :(
>Waking up at crack of the alarm clock
Ugh
Good morning, thread
Looks like I have a to-do list already (yaaass)
>>23984477
>*** OUTSTANDING REQUEST - WET T-SHIRTS ***
>Context - kittenanon request for TGF to rub melting glass all over himself.
>Put your own spin on it.
>>23984744
>*** REQUEST FOR ALL GEAR HEADS ***
>Can we see some pics as your sexy arms are plugging in speaker cables and instrument cables?
>>yes, partly so I can joke about your input jacks and the load on your bass amp. GD it, I'm such a fucking child! Pls humor me.
>>23984772
>These webms make me want to play a naughty card game with you. Also I'm mesmerized why your shuffling skills
Strip cribbage?
>>23985205
>Looks like I have a to-do list already (yaaass)
Oh yeah, somebody wanted fingers in coffee?
>>23985205
>Strip cribbage?
I don't know why I suggested this - I don't even have a cribbage board.
>>23985187
Ay, karamba! Cool, will view later.
>look, all-nighters breed shitty TMNT references. Thread will have to deal with crap banter from me today...
>>23985189
Tunnel is quite narrow, friend!
>I left my pride in the archives over a month ago, welcome. =)
>>23985191
Twin gold medals, as they were
>I was right the first guess I had. Luv you, you flirty, teasing sexy bastard.
>>23985205
>cribbage
I don't even know what that is. But if it involves removal of clothes, I'm down.
Also one day you should do a webm pulling your hair tye out, I'd enjoy that quite a bit.
>>23985209
>fingers in coffee
We can get it in a little further than that. ;)
.scrolling trough the pastebin right now, will post again if I come across something looks fun.
>>23985210
>Tunnel is quite narrow, friend!
Hmmm, looks like we will have to stretch that tunnel out...
>Now I have to think about that scene with the train.
>>23985218
Bring me pics of man hands petting quokkas and wombats at once!!!;&,&@)@(;!!!
Nice blue ball. They're endemic ITT.
>sorry. today's gonna be filled with sudden outbursts fm me
>Prepare your tunnel, I'm coming.
>>23985200
Third one isn't me though. I'm strictly hands atm:D There are a few color shots too...
-Brandt
>>23985228
Dear god. well, this is one way to be "perky" in the early AM
>putting 6am mtgs right in front of bare male feet as far as hate list, sorted in descending order
>>23985210
Hey! I ain't no bastid! I knew my dad!
>Guilty as charged on the rest though:3
>>23985244
Tell me more about perky things.
I feel like you would hate it even more if I were there, would've kept you awake all night...
>>23984868
Okie dokie pokie okie.
>>23985223
>Nice blue ball. They're endemic ITT.
I actually chuckled
Here is the closest thing i have to a small mammal at hand.
>>23985238
I'm aware, on mobile I click on different posts to get the reply box to move so I can read different posts as I'm responding and sometimes I forget to delete the previous and respond to the next post because I'm autistic. :( mobile is fucking trash and I need to fix my laptop.
I do enjoy your black and white so much though.
>>23985216
I am also enjoying this wet coffee fingers.
>>23985218
>>23985286
>>23985351
More webms/gifs! I can't watch them for a few hours though :/
>>23985228
That innuendo though.
>>23985511
Ah. Just thought I'd clear that up.
And drop off something new. I hear you all like belts?
And for those who might prefer the back of my hand...
Or maybe some color is in order?
Hmmm. New hold.
Aaaaand reversed.
Brutal.
>>23985511
Aww, here, have this.
This time no dirty talk, from time to time some romance is in order as well.
Holding pattern.
>>23985238
Gah! Dem veins. Still want these fingers in my mouth.
>>23985245
And around my throat, squeezing...
>>23985286
I was awake all night- would've been more fun if you had helped keep me up...
>soft virgin skin that's been protected from the sun. they bounce well and are supple/fun to squeeze. but the breast (pun intended) part of them are actually the nipples and areola...
>>23985351
Omg! Such cute handling!!! Thank you =)
>made u chuckle... my day is complete!
>>23985517
>>23985527
I really want to see these hands yanking on the belt as if it's a girl's ponytail... And goddamn if I'm not a walking cliche whose panties get flooded upon seeing a belt come undone at a guy's waist. Pls oh pls.... Pretty pls.
Freedom in bondage!
>>23985578
Unnnnnnnnnnnnnh!
>>23985587
Man, this thread is a cyclone of visceral reactions. Not complaining at all.
>a bit darker and I would think of lyanna's blue winter roses!
>>23985591
I have no mounts in my house, and I'm wearing pajamas atm... no belt undoing. It's sleepy times!
>>23985689
Past sleepy times for you, actually... Beddie bye =)
>>23985323
Hahahaa
>>23985517
>>23985527
>>23985544
>>23985547
>>23985559
>>23985578
>>23985588
Gawddddd I love belts!
>>23985587
:D romance will only bring you more dirty things, sir!
>>23985212
>I don't even know what that is. But if it involves removal of clothes, I'm down.
It's the one with the little pegs and the little holes on the little board [insert insertion joke here].
>Also one day you should do a webm pulling your hair tye out, I'd enjoy that quite a bit.
Mm, I'll give 'er a try here in a little while. Have some pics from my walk in the meantime.
>>23985695
>Gawddddd I love belts!
:D :D :D
Aw, look, some flowers.
Me teasing the neighbors' plants~
>>23985760
I know, I have terrible hands.
>>23985831
>>23985837
How I love man hands gently fondling a flower. Werk that corolla.
>>23985845
You don't have terrible hands. they just don't stand out. You can make them stand out by doing interesting things.
Hey there
>>23985895
Watch as I murder this helpless Tetris block.
>>23985948
Fuck 3G coverage! Need to get to wifi ASAFP. Veins, fuzzy forearms and rolled up sleeves. aaaagghh!!!! And that's a nice shirt.
>>23985954
Heh. poor Tetris block didn't really seem to have much of a backbone. What did it do, try to steal your gf? =)
>>23985591
Damn, you're making it only harder. I definitely need those in my hands right now.
>>23985606
Oh you... come here to me for some more reactions.
>>23985760
Well, that's only making it better sweety.
>>23985837
>Honey, why is there some weird guy in our garden and fondling our flowers?
>>23985980
No, it was trying to order pizza using my credit card info. I am currently single. :P
>>23985980
you definitely need to get somewhere to view these webms
>>23985987
>making it only harder
They don't call my boobs Medusa for nothing, wink.
>>23985989
Lel! Can't blame the poor bastard. Block's gotta eat. Put it out of its misery =D
>>23986009
JFC. Looks like panty removal beforehand recommended as a precautionary measure fm moisture damage
>>23986029
Decided to let it off with a warning, I mean it's the only thing I have to squeeze when I'm stressed. Doodle time.
>>23986029
No, keep them on for a little bit
nothing special, just a pen balance
>>23985895
>How I love man hands gently fondling a flower. Werk that corolla.
I'll have to find some more for you, then! Plenty of plants and flowers outside right now.
In the meantime, I think there was a request for ice + t-shirt?
>>23985987
>>Honey, why is there some weird guy in our garden and fondling our flowers?
It is a mystery~ :D
Webm to follow
This was a real pain to peel, had to stop recording to really tackle it properly
>>23986086
>Webm to follow
Can do requests and I guess desperately prey that at least one of you are a grill enjoying this. Moar?
>>23986118
Do one where you grab your crotch, and yes a grill.
>>23986029
Would gladly stare at those and become rock hard.
>>23986076
Better call the Mystery Inc.
>>23986050
Hahahaha... you are a compassionate toy abuser, Southpaw
>>23986060
>>23986069
>mrw paid for app to view webm, but in giant concrete bldgs with shit for coverage
>>23986076
We are so happy
>>23986118
XX chromosomes, yes.
>prefer preying to praying anyway.
Moar pls! Haven't gotten to webms, but we need more forearm and neck content to balance the great handiwork we have. You seem to have nice lips, too. Can you do some of the 2 handed pics? Like "shame on you", two hands clasped in front of tucked in shirt w/ belt and one hand fiddling with ring on other hand, classic man poses from pastebin. With rolled up sleeves...
Guess who's back in wifI!
>>23985218
God I love squeezing
>>23985286
Big fuzzy hand playing with a tiny toy train, god it's adorable!
>>23985351
It actually look like the stuffie enjoys it. So fucking cute!
>>23985825
Inserting into tiny holes.... hm... rings a bell, still never he learn of the game.
Also, the webm is no rush! Just a suggestion.
>>23985831
>>23985837
I know a flower that could use some touching.
>>23985845
They're fine, I was laughing at the comment.
>>23985939
Jesus H. This shirt is juuuust tight enough. Mmmmf!
>>23985946
>>23985948
>>23986009
Could someone help me off the floor, please?
>>23986060
This one has sent me over the edge. There's no coming back now.
>>23985987
Ohhhh, you've got me now.
>>23986069
This was so smooth!
>>23986089
I will buy every bag of oranges in the county just to watch you peel them shirtless.
>>23986079
>>23986082
>>23986086
>>23986093
Good lord! Send help.
>kittenanon is going to be so happy!
>>23986118
Also grill.
>>23986126
Seconded.
>>23986174
My fucking typos due to autocorrects fuck!
>no catwoman is not drunk, but my phone might be.
I literally got so worked up from the last thread I gave myself a headache thanks boys
>>23986174
Better?
>>23986174
>I will buy every bag of oranges in the county just to watch you peel them shirtless.
That sounds like a pretty fair arrangement
>>23986148
>>prefer preying to praying anyway.
My excuse is that I'm tired. I don't normally do either to be fair. How uh, how do you know anything about my lips? :D
I'm not much of a photographer and I don't even know how to set a delay on my phone but I can certainly give it a go.
>>23986215
Kind of, actually. Works for the sexy burglary fantasy I have.so your joke worked in a different way.
>>23986249
We can play a game of "how many oranges until I've climbed on top of you."
>>23986134
>Better call the Mystery Inc.
I ain't afraid of no ghost! (wrong thing, I know)
>>23986174
>Inserting into tiny holes.... hm... rings a bell, still never he learn of the game.
Well, I'd show you, buuuuut I don't have a cribbage board, so~
>Also, the webm is no rush! Just a suggestion.
Oh, shit, I did this one earlier today and just forgot to post it! Thanks for the reminder.
>I know a flower that could use some touching.
;)
>>23986282
Ahhhhh!!!!! Yessss! You're so wonderful, thank youuuuu!
>>23986274
I might just tie you up to make sure you watch me peel every last one
>>23986315
You'll have to if you plan on getting through even one
>>23986134
Petrified wood. You'll be so hard that you won't even be able to feel your own boner
>>23986258
I'm just playing with you re: typos! =) I'm exhausted, too and might be one of the worst offenders of typos.
No rush, just some ideas. Would like to see moar.
I saw your lips in the still image above and thought "would make out with". (I love studying still pics- might be a bit creepy, sorry. Am a confessed creepy pervert.)
>>23986274
Sweet, I'll be over shortly to steal your, um, hmmmmm.
>>23986174
>This was so smooth!
Thank you maybe I might make more
Speaking of nice lips... BOOKS!
We know you're swamped, but take a selfie of you blowing a smoochie to us! Take it with a camera made out of potatoes; we don't care!
>starting to twitch from withdrawal from dat filthy pierced fuzzy mouth
>throw us a metaphorical bone? And then later throw me a literal bone
>>23986356
Oh perfect I'll leave all windows and doors unlocked.
>>23986369
Oh that would be wonderful.
>>23986424
Am also seconding this!
>>23986291
>Ahhhhh!!!!! Yessss! You're so wonderful, thank youuuuu!
Anytime~
>>23986274
>We can play a game of "how many oranges until I've climbed on top of you."
Well, that's going to be a short game. :P
>>23986148
>forearm and neck content
Have some neck while I work out what to do with my forearms.
>>23986348
>Am a confessed creepy pervert
Well, that's what we're here for, you know. ;)
>>23986435
Oh man, gotta get my special maroon gloves for this. >:)
>>23986457
Ahhhhh! You motherfucker! You didn't tell us you had a lip piercing, too. GODDAMN FUCKIG HELL
JDEUEBWBBB
>>23986440
Had my doubts on a potential other identity you have, but you guys are pretty similar in terms of being sweethearts and catering to perverse whims... <3 <3 <3
>>23986489
Should I take that as a positive response?
>>23986491
Was going to make a simile about how I'm gonna go die now, but (1) didn't want to reveal any spoilers from GoT and (2) need to get into wifi first to view today's fucking hot webms
>>23986516
Has been known to set off primal urges in me, glkdfdhdjd. And that's when I start making sounds like 4800, 9600 and 15.5k baud modem connect tones
>>23986489
>Had my doubts on a potential other identity you have, but you guys are pretty similar in terms of being sweethearts and catering to perverse whims... <3 <3 <3
...I will neither confirm, nor deny... :P
>>23986440
>what to do with my forearms.
guys i figured it out
>still having too much fun tying myself up
>>23986545
Hehe, primal urges are the best kind.
Mornin thread.
Get mugged.
>1/2
Get mugged.
>2/2
>>23986440
Come over here and do it now, I dare you.
>>23986457
The few rare men left with lip piercings. Mmmff
>>23986563
What a coincidence, I'd have way too much fun tying you up too.
>>23986621
>>23986679
>>23986682
Morning, am quite enjoying wet fingers
>mug me, please?
Bonus melon!
>>23986709
Hey I have some of those, but they're softer.
>>23986792
I'll have to take your word for it I suppose...
>>23986174
>
>23986118 (You)
>Also grill.
>>23986126
>Seconded.
As requested. As I said, haven't really done this before but I think it turned out alright.
>>23986348
>I saw your lips in the still image above and thought "would make out with".
Ah sorry, that wasn't me, no lips in my one previous pic, or probably any future pics, no plan on showing my face and anything like this at the same time in public. Sorry, don't know what the future holds yet.
>>23985162
Pretty cool - if only we could get you in a strobe lab to take pics.
>>23985286
Good lighting for your variegated hair colors =)
>>23985946
>>23986009
>>23986060
The progression of viewing:
"Ohhh... that's niiiiice. Those fucking arms Jesus."
"Getting anxious/worked up... where is this going?!"
"N-n-nooooooooo!$!!$@%$(!$%(&"
*PANIC STRIKES*
"Stahhhhhhhhp!!!!!! STAAAAHHHHP!"
>>23986089
I can't even. You're not even smirking in the orange peeling webm which makes it EVEN. WORSE. (translates to: "better")
>>23986093
need me buckets of ice
>>23986621
>>23986679
>>23986682
JFC. When I have cardiac arrest, someone pls tell the paramedics that I'm allergic to most families of antibiotics. And that I was otherwise in excellent health with no vices except for an addiction to really specific fetishes... don't worry, my family will hold you all harmless in liability for my death
>>23986823
What a shocking development that would be for you, your family, and this board.
>death by handed snoo-snoo
First time posting on /soc/... never met a woman who isn't disgusted with my hands
r-rate
>>23986819
Hands so clean
>>23986823
Your animation kills me always.
>>23986830
Thick dark hair. Uhhhhhhhh yes!
>>23986832
Why the callouses? I don't mind them though, honestly
>>23986841
>>23986841
I'm sorry, did you see "rate thread" somewhere? I must have missed it.
>>23986435
made another webm but this involves me using my arcade stick
>>23986845
hand looks small o_o
>>23986819 (You)
Hands so clean
No hard labor for 10 years now. They're keyboard and mouse hands, with a few callouses in specific places as a result but that's about it.
>>23986819
Turned out just great!
Sorry for getting you mixed up with the other ID! Thought you were the same. Is what happens when on mobile and going 24+ hrs without sleep
>>23986830
GD. Those man hands are fucking grill killers. All it would take is a tongue in my ear (or equivalent aural stimulation) and farewell, bossypants- we hardly knew ye.
>>23986832
They're not disgusting! They're just working hands. Some of us like the contrast of rough hands on our smooth skin...
>>23986842
I was a bit worried that the neighbors were going to think that I was being sexually assaulted. It feels like I was, in a way. With eager consent(?!). I love that you empathize. =D
>>23986842
Callouses because I work for a living
>>23986851
Ahhhhhh yesssss!!!! Oh god it's so good!
>>23986853
Nah, that's just a meaty arm!
>>23986856
Let's see.
>>23986864
Every now and then in company I shriek while updating thread. People around are like "are you having a heartattck?"
>can empathize for days
>>23986851
Oh, of course! vidya webms and pics! Thank you! Boys and their joysticks, as it were...
>>23986841
>>23986845
>>23986853
Let's see some poses that aren't against an oatmeal carpet, pls?
>>23986881
I've been re-watching The Newsroom and I think this pic sums up our viewing together if we were in the same room w/ these guys (before both having our insides implode)
>zones out for several hours
>fuckton of new replies
>>23986699
>Come over here and do it now, I dare you.
Weeeelll, I dunno, maaaaybe-
>What a coincidence, I'd have way too much fun tying you up too.
I'm convinced!
>>23986823
>need me buckets of ice
You can rub all the ice you want on my chest if I can do the same for you. Or maybe a little lower than our chests~ ;)
>>23986881
>>23986856 (You)
>Let's see.
Here you go.
>>23986864
Aural stimulation eh? There's a viewer or two in here who you should probably talk to. If you can find my alter ego--and leave it a secret--there's a prize:3
>>23986909
I'm not a part of the community, but I knew your alter ego from day 1, bub. You've given me more er, ... prizes already than you know.
>>23986898
This is spot on, seriously. I laughed pretty hard.
>>23986903
I will jump you if you don't stop it
>please don't stop it.
>>23986904
I like calloused hands though.
>>23986909
Well, now I need to know.
>>23986864
>Turned out just great!
>Sorry for getting you mixed up with the other >ID! Thought you were the same. Is what >happens when on mobile and going 24+ hrs >without sleep
Thanks! It's cool, haven't slept either. Here's the other one I took. I'll probably be back for the other requests tomorrow, need to wear a belt and tuck my shirt in anyways :D
>>23986919
>Well, now I need to know.
lol. Let's put it this way... my guesses from last week? I'm 100% sure on two of them, and 90% sure on dis sweetie >>23986903
>>23986922
I will never tire of shots from the perspective at or below crotch level. jesus.
>>23986919
>I will jump you if you don't stop it
>>please don't stop it.
Do feel free to jump me anyway. ;)
>>23986935
I literally just squealed.
>>23986948
Did I sit in a puddle?
>>23986881
>>23986898
Thanks and heres a pen balance fail
>>23986916
Ha! Well, ask my other for something to do with hands and see what happens.
>>23986974
I can see the disappointment in your hand. That's adorable!
>>23986974
hahaha... *sad hand*
>>23986975
Maybe after you clear your backlog. ;)
>you can imagine that if I'm making batshit crazy specific requests here that I'm doing the same elsewhere! <3
>>23986996
The happy thing about this is the prize has already been crafted, so delivery will be immediate.
Of course, you may already have the prize, so there may be a small measure of disappointment on receiving a double...
hi thread
I did a thing today
>>23987009
Heyyyyy
>>23987016
My favourite neighborhood pharmacist, I haven't seen you in ages!
>back with guns a blaze.
nichijou is love, nichijou is life
>>23987029
There's too much body to hand and arm ratio. Try again.
>>23987023
Guns and a new (first) tattoo.
>>23987051
I remember you talking about it before. It looks amazing!
>>23986864
>Sorry for getting you mixed up with the other ID! Thought you were the same. Is what happens when on mobile and going 24+ hrs without sleep
I am curious as to whose lips you WERE referring to, though.
>>23986935
>lol. Let's put it this way... my guesses from last week? I'm 100% sure on two of them, and 90% sure on dis sweetie >>23986903 (You)
I'LL NEVER TELL
>>23986973
>Did I sit in a puddle?
Here, let me help you with that~
>>23987101
That towel is going to be necessary, and along with some other things.
>>23986982
is it adorable? I guess so but thank you.
>>23986903
>rub all the ice you want on my chest if I can do the same for you
No can do. =( Would instinctively break your fabulous fingers due to tickle panic.
>>23987051
*nods in ink appreciation*
>>23987101
>curious as to whose lips you WERE referring to
Stay curious, my friend. You each are special. =)
>>23987140
No, thank you!!
>>23987008
>mfw
I can't even say it... but imagined something more than your hands.
>>23987309
Yuuuuus! More?
>>23987321
You're attractive, but obviously do not know how to read. I'd be happy to read the rules for you, if you delete this post. And then post more.
>>23987205
your welcome. would you like more or have you had your fill?
>>23987330
Don't bother, gurl - this guy is Brandon 2.0 (?)
>still not up to date on all my 4chan and /soc/ folklore
>>23987322
I'm having a rest right now. I'll do more later.
I'm thinking about doing a whole sleeve of "Icons of Americana" in just black line work. I'm probably gonna do the American Colonial Flag next on my wrist
>>23987309
Rifles, ink, and VG figures... Hnnng.
>>23987128
>That towel is going to be necessary, and along with some other things.
My goodness. I may have to find a bigger towel.
>>23987140
>No can do. =( Would instinctively break your fabulous fingers due to tickle panic.
You tease! Damn you and your ticklish ways! Well, you're certainly welcome to rub ice on me anyway.
>Stay curious, my friend. You each are special. =)
Ah, the quest for knowledge continues! We all have our secrets, after all~
Speaking of the quest for knowledge: what I should be doing right now.
>>23987332
I've never had my fill. Catwoman is insatiable ;)
>>23987340
I'm going to find him just to brutally murder him. :)
>>23987341
Will be looking forward to it.
Also I'm a huge fan of black line work. I would lover to see the finished product. That's ideally my right arm soon!
>>23987365
That's fine. I think I personally piece a few more things together than you could realize. I'm onto all of you.
>My goodness. I may have to find a bigger towel.
Such innocence. I will attack you.
>>23986823
In one of my webms my hair also snuck in, it's such an attention whore...
>>23986830
At first I thought you were missing a part of your ring finger, then I checked and thought "damn, you're stupid when you wake up at 3am"
Definitely can't think well when I just got out of bed, pretty much like an animal -_-
>>23986424
Not books, but does this somewhat help?
>>23987332
She's insatiable, keep giving it to her.
>>23987417
here you go, you can also make requests.
>>23987365
Well, I personally am a fan of books and page turning (and coincidentally enough, a fan of stats, even though the field has its flaws), so... maybe do some hot page turning for us? Everyone has their own take. Books and TGF have done some ladyboner bringing page turning, and there have been some non-regulars that did wonderful pics with books.
>>23987417
>I'm going to find him ...
hahaha!!!! let me train you in the ways of the one-handed button-fly pant removal as well as stealth ninja assassin technique, bbg! Generally announcing it over the thread is a bit Tony Stark and doesn't fit with the assassin char. ;)
>>23987422
Ahhhh yes, that helps! God, green is such a great color on you!! And I will never turn down a shot of your facial hair and lips =) and humor!
>>23987417
>That's fine. I think I personally piece a few more things together than you could realize. I'm onto all of you.
Well, it'd be interesting to hear your theories, but I know you're not going to tell me. :P
>Such innocence. I will attack you.
Oh dear. Well, you know what they say - rugburn builds character! ;)
>>23987422
>keep giving it to her
I snickered.
>>23987482
>Well, I personally am a fan of books and page turning (and coincidentally enough, a fan of stats, even though the field has its flaws), so... maybe do some hot page turning for us? Everyone has their own take. Books and TGF have done some ladyboner bringing page turning, and there have been some non-regulars that did wonderful pics with books.
Well, I'm glad someone here is a fan of stats, because I most definitely am not. Will definitely do some more book pics later, though.
>>23987495
>fan of stats, because I most definitely am not
Welllllllllll, "fan" maybe isn't the right word. More that in the minds/hands of the right analysts, authors and readers, it can serve its purpose well as a common language in the quantum world. But most commonly, stats is used to describe observations and then some analysis/communication or interpretation goes tits up among one of the stakeholders and then stats becomes the ugly scapegoat that I feel sorry for.
>too much information, sorry. I get enthusiastic about how beautiful the math of things like Boltzmann statistics / the canonical ensemble work to describe quantum mechanics. didn't look like that's what you were reading, tho.
Thanks again for the page turning / reading request =)
Hi, friends <3
>>23987633
It's meeeeeeeee
>>23987482
I know, was really surprised it suits me so well, lucky buy.
Would be all yours, for now.
>Stats... getting vietnam'esque visions from uni...
Jk, it wasn't that bad but not really my favourite subject, more like a means to gain information in the shortest and cheapest way possible.
>>23987646
I will remove my panties at once.
>>23987647
>Would be all yours, for now
But I prefer when guys are partly clothed =) Doesn't mean that I wouldn't steal your shirt to smell it and wear it as a nightie. Given your height, it would look like an evening gown on me, though. =)
>>23987646
I tried to get creative with the way photos feel, physically, to the viewer. I took a long time thinking about how to do this and, as simple as this set seems, this was very intimately thought about. I like the way the photos feel; just heavy, and drenched in dusk, almost like they exert physical gravity.
>>23987664
Am just relieved it's not green wildfire, I suppose... I left my dragons at the summer home in Essos and would have no way to escape if things went wrong.
>>23987652
Leave them on for now! It's more fun if there's tension and waiting.
>>23987676
You don't know it's not!
>>23987691
This is more of an artistic exploration than it was meant to be erotic. Hopefully you will all still enjoy it <3
>>23987705
Well that was good...
>>23987701
Hahaha... don't worry, we use you for your art as well as your body. Personally, I still think the yo-yo and page turning were some of my fave activities.
Thank goodness these aren't Rorschach ink blot tests. I'm seeing tarantulas and teddy bears and possibly Beelzebub. Anyone? anyone? bueller?
>>23987705
>the epitome of "mimimalist simplicity"...
>sorry, will stop ruining the sequence with text... carry on!
>>23987655
Well, I would be all yours, not the shirt, that's mine :P
Most I would let you do with it is remove it from my body ;)
I would let you wear my stuff though, most of my shirts, especially the button-up ones would be great dresses for you. I think it's really hot when girls wear nothing but one of my shirts...
>>23987722
In case you hadn't noticed this is kind of how I live, and is, visually, one thing I appreciate.
>>23987711
I an not sure what to make of that combination. Tarantulas are nice. Teddy bears and the devil are kind of neutral for me, hah!
>>23987736
>>23987723
Sorry if this has been asked before, but why are all your file names in Chinese?
>>23987747
>>23987766
>>23987723
I see you guys color coordinated... =)
>>23987736
>>23987747
>>23987766
Eek.
>minimalist/Spartan- yah, I know. I was teasing you about the post where image failed to load, ha
>>23987780
I know, I wasn't calling you out or anything. Just highlighting that this is sort of fundamentally me.
>>23987788
>>23987800
>>23987804
>>23987816
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>>23987836
Everybody's in bed at this point I take it?
>>23987850
>>23987850
Most seem to be East Coast or overseas, at least. I'm trying to salvage some old shallots, boo hoo...
>>23987863
It's ok :P I'll post a few more then head to bed for the night. If tomorrow it seems like people enjoyed them I'll post the rest of the set.
>East coast
It's only like 11:30 here. I haven't even started reading yet. tonight!
>>23987600
>Welllllllllll, "fan" maybe isn't the right word. More that in the minds/hands of the right analysts, authors and readers, it can serve its purpose well as a common language in the quantum world. But most commonly, stats is used to describe observations and then some analysis/communication or interpretation goes tits up among one of the stakeholders and then stats becomes the ugly scapegoat that I feel sorry for.
Haha, well, moooostly I'm just tired of studying it. Statistics is definitely a very practical application of math (something I approve of - not that abstract math isn't fun, but I do like to actually use it FOR something), and I'll probably feel a little more generous about it after this class is over.
>too much information, sorry.
No such thing as too much information (the character limit does help) - god help you all if someone starts a serious conversation with me on synthesizer design, audio electronics, or old video games - I'll blather on forever about anything and everything if you let me~
>I get enthusiastic about how beautiful the math of things like Boltzmann statistics / the canonical ensemble work to describe quantum mechanics. didn't look like that's what you were reading, tho.
Haha, no, I'm only taking an introductory course on it, so we don't get to do any of the REALLY cool stuff.
>Thanks again for the page turning / reading request =)
Will take and post soon! (this one's from me dicking around yesterday)
>>23987850
>Everybody's in bed at this point I take it?
Had to study. I'm still up~ (the pictures are very pretty - I like your use of darkness and contrast)
>>23987879
Quiet is better for lingering over this set at any rate =) thx for popping in and sharing!
>>23987879
>>23987885
Thanks I appreciate the feedback!
>>23987912
Last one for now.
>>23987896
Hopefully they make you feel as comfy as they make me feel <3
Wirey muscle master race
>>23987969
>>23987970
Oh, cookies. Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I should.
>>23987972
I definitely should.
>>23987600
>Thanks again for the page turning / reading request =)
I wasn't really able to get stills I was happy with - do you have a specific pose you'd like?
>>23987973
Mm, cookies. Do want.
>>23987960
Thanks! I think another comforting thing for the people who have seen your earlier stuff is being able to recognize some of the gestures that are distinctly yours (on mugs, bowls and some of the finger crooks). It's like being able to recognize a friend in the distance by their walk without having to see their face.
>>23987885
Haha- re: synth design and audio electronics. Why do you think I made the gear head request? I myself am not a gear head, but I I know you and a couple of other contributors are. =D
>>23987976
>I wasn't really able to get stills I was happy with
Have a webm, though.
>>23987979
>gear head request?
Shit, I never posted those, did I? Just a bit.
>>23987988
>Have a webm, though.
Have another while I take care of that earlier request
>>23987969
>>23987970
>>23987972
>>23987973
Augh... nice fresh ink! But take your evil cookie temptation off this thread! ;)
>>23987976
Thanks - not really a specific pose, but I like seeing finger extensions when turning pages, which you have here!
>>23987988
Pls don't rush or feel obligated to complete requests! I worry that I will run out of creative requests/activities, haha. And I am now looking at a very poorly seasoned bowl of veg because I was doing distracted prep. =) If you do the gear stuff, I'll take a look and comment either in wee hours or in the morning when I can give proper attention!
>>23988052
>Pls don't rush or feel obligated to complete requests!
Nah, I wanted to do this one.
>>23988199
>>23988201
Input jacks and knobs and switches! Thanks =) Wanna grab a pic of transporting a coiled cable on your shoulder? Dunno what shot I'm looking for but I like the contrast of gear / machine to human / flesh if that makes any sense...
>>23987758
testing to see whether I have half a bean left in my noggin, but I believe TGF spent a year(?) or so in China so this is a good way for him to remember vocab words.
>>23987723
We are agreed. But as long as we're swapping wardrobe... As a throwback joke to the second thread or so... I still don't want you to wear my undies, even if they're boyshorts ;)
>>23987788
>>23987827
>>23987836
>>23987766
Sorry if this is double commenting but some of these run down the spine
>>23987455
Oh, how did I miss this? What's his/her name? Dat plumage!
>bc I tend to skip webm out of habit and binge later. That's how I missed it. Sorry about that!
>>23987647
The binoculars reminded me... Of the pics that are meta- like a shot of a person looking through a telescope, microscope, etc. It's prob another difficult shot to get without a tripod / extra set of hands, but that would be neat to see one day. Hand/forearm doing the scope adjustment and getting a shot of the subject peering into the scope (would get neck in...)
>like being zoomed into part of the old Spyglass Entertainment logo?
Probably past time to surrender to the sleep gods. G'night, thread. Xoxo
Operation snatch and bump initiated!
>bump<
-Brandt
>>23987455
It's so cute!
>>23987482
>let me train you in the ways of the one-handed button-fly pant removal
Seriously, I need a tutorial. Then again I don't think I've removed the pants of a man that wears them.
>>23987633
>>23987646
>>23987652
Upon waking up this made me laugh too much.
>>23987684
>>23987691
>>23987701
>>23987710
Am still enjoying!!
>>23987422
Why do you mock me?
>>23987788
>>23987800
>>23987804
>>23987816
>>23987827
>>23987836
>>23987850
>>23987861
>>23987879
>>23987912
>>23987960
These have summoned me like a seance.
>too creepy?
I have been creepier.
>>23987969
>>23987970
>>23987970
It looks so good!
God I love fresh tattoos.
>>23987972
>>23987973
You always should, also are those vinyls?
>>23987988
>>23988031
>squealing over webms.
>>23988134
It's like you know the way to my err..... heart?
>>23988199
>>23988201
The dirty images these two photos put in my head is so strange, or is it?
>>23987495
I will tell you nothing. :)
Also
>Oh dear. Well, you know what they say - rugburn builds character! ;)
This also made me snicker a bit too much
Thread needs more sexy collarbones
I'm an avid button presser.
>>23988937
Why am I still up?
Why has no one responded to Brandt's bait?!
>must refrain... must refrain...
Stupid questions aside, this fist reminded me of another request... could we get some table / flat surface abuse? Requires a timer/tripod...
Like,
- fists pounding table
- both hands on the table, leaned over with neck and arms still in shot, like you're just about to go apeshit on the person across the table (so we get some neck)
- stuff like in pic (from SYTYCD "Sweet Dreams" routine...oh he mad)
- clearing all the stuff from a table in a mad rage
- table flipping
any variants will be accepted. =)
>fuck you, insomnia!!! fuck you with a rusty spoon. grumpypants....
>>23989038
>I have been creepier.
Same here! Race you to the bottom? Or... race you to fuzzy bottoms? idk
>self-loathing, day 45
>>23989061
>yes, more collarbones and jawlines
Where the fuck is QT5K?! Hopefully only with qts of legal age. someone tell him to get his sharp, toothy grin and neck back in here!
>>23989141
oh hey! remember yesterday? wanna play to our strengths today?
Show us "lip piercing"!
*sound of #1 answer flipping over on the Family Feud board*
*sound of cued studio audience applause*
OK. enough silly time. g'night (?)
>>23989141
I'm just teasing, btw- manhands on a vidya controller and working buttons of any kind are all good, too. g'night x 3. f'real.
>>23989061
Am I decent?
>>23989160
To have company over? perhaps not, but it depends on whether you're wearing drawers and the type of company you're expecting...
For contributing collarbone/neck/arm/hand content? yep, absolutely! pic is a bit grainy, though
>>23988937
What you said:
>Operation snatch and bump initiated!
What I read:
>Operation bump that snatch initiated!
>>23989144
>fuzzy bottom
This made me think of every way you've described any man's butt. It's too early to function properly.
>>23989160
Yes, could do with a better photo
>>23989168
I have a terribad cam, so that's to be expected. In fact I only took the shirt off to take the pic, so i'm as decent company as I can be.
>>23989154
Night.
>>23989177
Thank you for saving me from myself. =)
>fuzzy bottom
I was a late bloomer... Didn't realize that men had butt hair until it was too late for me to think of it as anything but a novelty. =)
>why is =3 supposed to be a cute smiley, BTW? it looks like a smiley with a pair of balls in its mouth ffs!!!!
>>23989178
I gotcha. Maybe the quality will be better with more light? Welcome!
>>23989189
ahhhhh... thank you, sir =D
my work here is done...
>>23989189
Another ginga.
>>23989193
It's totally a novelty. I don't care what anyone says.
>>23989214
My hair is indeed red, problem?
>>23989245
Au contraire, mon frere - Catwoman has a special fondness for redheads!
>>23989251
Females that like redheaded males exist?
>>23989258
Also, it's cuddle time.
>>23989258
She apparently likes you guys so much that she's gone and dyed her own hair to be similar.
Luv that girl, but she's a bit crazy. ;)
>>23989265
Cuteness. Can this beast hyponotize me to sleep? Perhaps order me a pizza* using your credit card info? ;)
>*no cheese, no toppings... basically, I want a cracker with some sauce. =P fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Hmmmm...
I wonder...
Is there a female equivalent of this thread?
I do like female hands, necks, collar bones and the like...
-Brandt
>>23989318
I think the idea's been thrown out there occasionally. Might have even been some half-hearted attempts. But go fer it! you'd have different execution challenges, of course.
>dat is some great facial hair for contemplation poses
>>23989144
>>23989177
>That moment when you realize you've been responded to by two sets of dubs...
>>23989333
>and then trips
I'm a get enabler.
>>23989258
>>23989294
It's true.
>>23989318
If there was, I would post!
>>23989346
>>23989350
Your fuzzyness is so good.
>>23989294
Haha, I don't think she is capable of such a feat. Might headbutt you though.
>>23989350
3 3s are nice. I have granted myself visitation rights to someone's firstborn quokka.
>>23989359
I'll take it!
>>23989356
Is it true? Is it?
>>23984408
rate
>>23989385
OMG! What's that growing on your hand, anon?!?!
Looks like... oh wait, the wrath of OP for postin' before taking the time to check out the thread and intro post.
You'll recover. Your hand is human / 10. If you want to play, read the posts at the top, check out the thread and the pastebin, and then come back to play...
>>23989365
Visitation rights to something.
>color makes the belt pop
>>23987758
It's like >>23988541 said, but mostly doing it for recognisability and fun.
>>23988541
Well, not so much swapping wardrobe as you stealing mine :P
And I doubt they would fit me anyway, let alone me being able to fit everything inside them :D
I tried to do those, but it didn't really work and problems with face and more showing^^
Might try it again with my other camera.
>>23989038
Me? Mocking you? How? :(
>>23989144
The last time I offered the clearing the table stuff you said no :P
>>23989356
>If there was, I would post!
Go for it >>23989318
>>23989410
f-feeling pretty vulnerable right now.
faaaaaaaack!!!!
my cheeks are red and I'm not talking about the ones I'm sitting on.
>>23989418
WHAT?! I rejected clearing a table in a fit of rage? Clearly there was no blood running to my noggin at the time. Or was I worried you were going to ruin useful stuff? Next time, tell me that I'm being a ninny and clear that table like you mean it! =)
>I tried to do those, but it didn't really work and problems with face and more showing^^
Right. Adding starting a weird amateur anon fetish porn production company to my list of value-destroying ideas...
When is the Oprah show going to happen where (You) get a drone! (You) get a drone! (You) get a drone! Everyone gets a drone!!
>>23989365
But if she can headbutt you, I reserve the right to do so as well.
>>23989442
Because you like to lose in a battle of skulls?
Anyway, I should try to nap before Brandt electrocutes me with another fucking belt pic. christalmighty.
Handle hard today, boys. Forearm and neck hard (tight?) as well....
>>23989462
I'd let you win, it's the polite thing to do.
>>23989333
>>23989356
>>23989418
Brethren! We have a motion, a second, and a volunteer!
Who will help set up a female counterpart to this thread?
I am unfortunately graphically disinclined... can we get someone to develop a few OP pics to get things started? Let's also spitball some starting suggestions!
1.) No nudity
2.) Focus on jaws/chins, necks/collarbones, hands/arms
3.) Strappy sleeveless tops = YES
Challenge suggestions:
Pretty similar to here honestly. I might ask for a range of styles (goofy-sexy, everyday-exotic, b&w-color, etc, vanilla-deviant), different locales, themes, etc....
>>23989499
And wow. I checked my own dubs with my own ring finger.
>>23989038
Yes, they are vinyls. :D I'm kind of a collector of stuff as you guys have probably noted from my pictures. Books, records, video games, toys, etc... I shouldn't be allowed to have as much expendable income as I do.
>>23989542
>>23989418
I don't remember now, I'm sassy in the morning, forgive me?
>>23989499
I may or may not do requests, for certain reasons discussed at a later time. Also, I am of no assistance right now because I have about 7 hours until I arrive home :'(
>>23989542
>>23989544
That's such an impressive collection! Any favourites?
I think I was about here? Busy making brunch, but I'll try to do the rest of the set if there is interest.
>>23988541
Thanks! I think it's really cool how sometimes photos can have physical affects like that... well aside from the usual ones, anyways.
>>23989038
I hope not too creepy!
Kind of wish I had had more candles.
>>23989577
Hmm, sassy is good, will earn you lots of spanking.
>>23989700
Physical *effects*.
Goddamnit... I am so off today.
>>23989709
>>23989716
>>23989700
>>23989709
>>23989716
>>23989720
There's always interest. I will be only popping in one more time in the next couple hours though :(
>>23989704
Who am I kidding, I am always sassy. So I guess you should prepare those hands, sir.
>totally not thinking yet again about how I want to rip that shirt off.
>>23989748
no worries, you can oggle when you get back <3
>>23989756
>>23989775
Aaand ending with a feeling of stillness.
Not really original, but hope you like it anyway
>>23989577
It's hard to say. I don't buy vinyl unless it's from a band I know I like or an album I know is good or has been heavily recommended to me. There's very few in my collection that if I put it on at random I wouldn't like. That being said this record is one that I spin a lot. There's some Charles Mingus and Miles Davis I put on a lot, especially when I'm studying.
Here's some more before I have to go to work.
>>23989998
Sleep hath smote me.
>>23989474
"You don't fear death; you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe."
>>23989542
>>23989544
Good pics! Your body looks relaxed, happy.
>>23989700
>photo physical effects
Yep. I don't get that effect with videos... Not enough time to let the mind do its thing. Plus, your movement and framing is all deliberate (at least in what you choose to show us). 'Tis powerful.
>>23989704
We ask for more neck and TGF delivers =)
>>23989709
>>23989720
Warning, vulgarities incoming. I eyefucked your bulging veins.
>shame day 45 continues in its full depravity
>>23989783
Highly appreciated. It's nice to take a breath.
>>23989826
I like it very much, thank you! Will we see more?
>>23989998
20 oz mug?
>"the king can do as he likes!"
>>23989999
quavering over dat quad, son
>>23989756
>>23989775
>>23989783
Guhhhh yes!
>>23989826
We do!
>>23989994
>>23989998
>>23989999
I actually use to roll my eyes at people that said music sounds better on vinyl, but a friend of mine has recently showed me it's true. So now I'm on an equipment hunt. I have a few that a bought over the years just for the memorabilia aspect and because they look nice hung. But I can finally appreciate it, now that I've seen the light.
Also I love how showey you are with the new ink!
>>23990054
My equipment is probably not high end enough and my ears not trained enough to full appreciate what people mean when they say vinyl sounds better, but I do feel like the listening experience is better by far. Because unlike with digital files, or spotify, or whatever you have to make the concious choice to find the record you want to listen to, take it out, put it on the turn table, set the needle, and then listen. It puts you much more in the activity of listening to music rather than just having music playing while you do something else.
>>23990047
Were you born in and molded by the dark, Miss Bane? lol
>>23988541
>Input jacks and knobs and switches! Thanks =) Wanna grab a pic of transporting a coiled cable on your shoulder? Dunno what shot I'm looking for but I like the contrast of gear / machine to human / flesh if that makes any sense...
Yeah, I can do that. Gotta go soon, but I'll try to hit that one late tonight or tomorrow.
>>23989038
>The dirty images these two photos put in my head is so strange, or is it?
No, that was intentional. ;)
>>23989144
>- table flipping
Well, I won't be doing this to my coffee table, but I might be able to manage some of the others. Probably late tonight or tomorrow.
>>23989435
>Right. Adding starting a weird amateur anon fetish porn production company to my list of value-destroying ideas...
Ooh, sign me up!
>>23990054
>>23990075
>RE: vinyl and sound quality
>audiophile time
Vinyl is usually better than compressed digital audio, yes - but generally speaking, CD-quality or better digital encoding (with the equivalent-quality recording equipment) is more faithful to the original recording than any analog method, for a variety of reasons that are probably too boring for a fetish porn thread. :P
Most of what people like about vinyl is the warm, fuzzy analog distortion and the whole experience of using a turntable (up to and including flipping the record halfway through).
Personally, I think some music sounds better with a crisp, clear digital encoding, and some music sounds better with that warm, dirty analog encoding. My preference really depends on what the song is.
>>23989499
>Brethren! We have a motion, a second, and a volunteer!
>Who will help set up a female counterpart to this thread?
And a third! I might have time later this week to put a collage or something together for an OP pic. Do we want to have an actual discussion over it with photos and the like, or should we just get someone to grind up a photo in their favorite image-editing software and start a thread?
>>23990158
>late tonight
Also known as 2:15pm. Like this, or were you thinking something different?
>>23990103
It's been over 5? years and I'm still amused by attempting Bane caricatures...
>>23990272
>cables
That's great!! Better than I had even envisioned! Thx =) so much potential to work with cables and gear, but there is that nasty problem of real life and hobbies, sigh!
>>23990075
So you enjoy the experience? Either way I dig it. I'm sure most ladies do!
>>23990158
>Most of what people like about vinyl is the warm, fuzzy analog distortion
I honestly think this is what I like. The roughness of 40s - 60s music on vinyl melts me like butttuh!
>thank you for this beautiful webm <3
>>23990376
Heheheheeeeeeee.
>>23989380
It is ;D
>>23989410
HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY DID I MISS THIS!
>>23990673
Oh.
>>23990272
>collage for op pic
Sweet! No need for discussion there, just have the correct parts of the female anatomy featured:D
Once we have an establishing pic, we can commence!
>exciting
>>23990948
>Sweet! No need for discussion there, just have the correct parts of the female anatomy featured:D
You may want to establish guidelines as we do here. If not it's going to turn into your typical boobs/birdy/butt thread, with a bunch of
>r8 my neck
Next to selfies.
As much as you guys maybe would like that, it wouldn't keep the thread alive for very long.
>>23991005
Yah, good luck and don't forget to keep visiting us here! 'Cuz you won't find better sass, crass, shameless puns and lovin' anywhere else but from us. =D
(3motherfuckinggoddamnG bossypants)
>>23990673
Gurl. Not sure how you missed it. That didn't just jump right out of the screen and smack you in the cootch?
>>23991060
I don't know, at work I am browsing from under the desk. Whilst also dodging yells from my supervisor. Sometimes I have to run back through threads and eyeball posts and realize I didn't see something or forgot to respond.
God I need to get a new laptop, mobile fucks me up bad and I'm constantly fucking up my replies because I'm too excited.
>>23991242
I feel ya. Have not looked so lasciviously at an orange ever in my life until yesterday in the kitchen area...
*** ADORKABLE SMILE REQUEST ***
You guise! Can all of our regulars do this flirty thing where you make a grumpy gal smile by using your hands to force a smile? Teeth showing is optional. If you like your chompers, we wanna see 'em! (Pic related) thank you >=D
>>23991005
>Establishing guidelines
Definitely. I put a few rudimentary ideas up above, but I'll likely heavily mine what has been done here for guidance.
>>23991338
Probbbbbably a good idea.
>thick arm hairs are so distracting attempting to give my opinion.
Also when I finally have free time to thread lurk everyone disappears for hours.
Oh well, you guys will have to deal with drunk catwoman later tonight. It's all your fault.
>>23989748
I'm always ready, especially my hands. Please, rip off that shirt so I can start ripping off your clothes...
>>23990047
Oh, I just posted it because I don't have much stuff left and didn't have the time to take new ones yet.
But good to know that was something you wanted :D
>>23990054
>because they look nice hung.
So you like hung things?
>KKK, karate kitty kick
>>23991514
I'm probably going to end up knocking you down before I start ripping it off, you seem strong. I hope you are, and have good catching skills.
>So you like hung things?
Ehhhh, more about how it's used, honestly. ;) In all seriousness there is such a thing as too much. D:
>>23991406
I would love me some drunk catwoman for the night.
>>23991581
Hmm, yes, that sounds good, totally what I would expect of catwoman, pounce on me.
>In all seriousness there is such a thing as too much. D:
I know, maybe we should see where your limit is ;)
>>23991406
So what time should we be expecting you then?
>>23991661
>drunk catwoman
Am slowly getting there, already started accidentally sending text messages to the wrong people they were meant for so it's only a matter of time.
I would pounce. And apparently I'd have to with your height anyway! Also I love that you always remember my two finger enjoyment.
>I know, maybe we should see where your limit is ;)
Also, am tiny, please be careful!
>>23991666
Not only did this make me drool but I laughed quite a bit.
Why is there all this empty space between me and this wall?
>>23991683
Is that why I'm not getting texts from you?
>>23991661
Gonna need to see you 1) blow me a kiss and 2) do the "smile, baby girl" pose mentioned above. Pls????
>>23991666
Would build a swing set on arm and swing off of it. Pls keep watch on for subsequent play activities.
>>23991736
fuck yeahhhhhhh!!
>>23991736
>I should be filling that empty space pls.
Well that, and we have only thread chatted! ;) I'm so terrible for that though sending a text message to someone I shouldn't have sent it to! Gets me in so much trouble!
>>23991683
Where can I sign up to receive random drunk nudes?
>Also I love that you always remember my two finger enjoyment.
Pretty much posting leftovers from last time, so at least I gotta pick the popular poses first :)
Well, if you're tiny that makes it only easier to pin you down and just drive it into you. But first we need enough foreplay and get you ready.
>>23991666
I'm ashamed I had to read >>23991683 first to realize the joke...
Also nice satanic trips.
>>23991743
If you blow something for me, I will blow you a kiss ;)
>Might do that tomorrow if the lighting is good and find the time. But also got some weird pics from tonight to post as well.
Hmm, you on your knees in front of me begging for it, with that in mind I'm sure I will be able to do them!
I believe there was a request for more neck.
>>23991743
Your excitability always makes me feel good. Thanks for being you.
>>23991779
Catwoman is a terrible taker of any selfie, I've never taken a nude one. I may or may not have taken some suggestive ones though! ;)
You men and your "left overs" you can put your leftovers in my mouth now, please
>Well, if you're tiny that makes it only easier to pin you down and just drive it into you. But first we need enough foreplay and get you ready.
This is true! But I'm fast, so you have to catch me first!
>>23991784
Those lips. Those arms. Please help!
>>23991774
A former co-worker was in a long distance relationship with a guy with the same first name as me. She texted me food porn once or twice, but that was the worst of it. Shame, I think she had pierced nipples...
>>23990376
>That's great!! Better than I had even envisioned! Thx =) so much potential to work with cables and gear, but there is that nasty problem of real life and hobbies, sigh!
I know! So sad~ :P
>>23990948
>Sweet! No need for discussion there, just have the correct parts of the female anatomy featured:D
>Once we have an establishing pic, we can commence!
Now my google search history can be even weirder! I'll get to it as soon as I've got time to sit down and put something together - hopefully tomorrow, but we'll see how it goes.
>>23991005
>You may want to establish guidelines as we do here. If not it's going to turn into your typical boobs/birdy/butt thread, with a bunch of
>>r8 my neck
>Next to selfies.
>As much as you guys maybe would like that, it wouldn't keep the thread alive for very long.
Yeah, it might still do that anyway. Price of doing business on 4chan, I guess.
>>23991297
>*** ADORKABLE SMILE REQUEST ***
Yo.
Also, there's enough beard here to annoy me, so there's be pics of that when I get around to it (tonight or tomorrow).
>>23991779
>If you blow something for me, I will blow you a kiss
My world class BJs don't come that easily, bud. ;)
>>23991784
>Your excitability always makes me feel good
Christ. You make me %##% excited!!! All hail the virtuous cycle! (morally corrupt virtuous cycle, that is)
>pls feel free to continue worshipping us, though!!! =D
You GUISE!!!!!! The pendulum swings fast when we go from...
>>23991817
Hawt. yus
to...
>>23991825
CLUTCHING (slippery bossypants, freshly moisturized) SIDES, SNARFING WITH LAUGHTER!!!
Dis is the best EVAR!!!!!!!!!$@JKLLKJ
*slapping table for mercy*
*wishing I wore da white panties today so I could remove and wave up in the air to indicate surrender*
>>23991817
I just giggled a bit because that is so something I would do. Pierced nipples on a woman is beautiful though. I wish I had the confidence to do I!
>I want to sink my teeth into that neck
>>23991825
Jesus H. Why are you so cute?! Your hair should be out more I'd be playing with it.
>like most girls ;)
So many veins in those muscular arms godd
Also
>Yeah, it might still do that anyway. Price of doing business on 4chan, I guess.
You're probably right, assholes still post face dick and barefoot here. But luckily we are sassy as fuck and they usually delete it.
>>23991801
Yeah, selfies are weird- I always feel like I look odd in them. The half face selfies in here don't make me as self conscious, luckily.
>Those lips. Those arms.
Which would you like me to use first?
>>23991833
I'm not so sure anonymous, lusty intent is morally corrupt. But more importantly, it is fun, so who cares?
>>23991866
Well, I have a thing for erect nipples being visible through tops, so piercings just make it that much better.
> Should have guessed that Catwoman would go for the jugular.
>>23991951
Yeah, I like tried to take dirty ones and all I do is criticize more than face ones, so I just delete them. It's terrible! I do have some questuonably clothed ones though..
>Which would you like me to use first?
Can you multi task? I need both.
Also boobies a bit big to go braless unless I'm in your kitchen wearing only your shirt making coffee.
> Should have guessed that Catwoman would go for the jugular.
I live true to my name here ;)
>>23991683
Glad you enjoyed it, though you sound a bit rabid with that description:3
>>23991743
All we'd need is some rope... maybe a plank of wood.
>>23991779
Hail Satan:3
>>23991999
>trips though.
Kind of rabid, just need tamed!
>>23991951
>I'm not so sure lusty intent is morally corrupt
it wasn't the lusty intent I was referring to, but rather the acts of perversion in aforementioned virtuous cycle =)
>did you get a picture of running your long fingers through the concrete grooves of the wall? if not, that's OK!
>>23991999
Rope? Check. Plank of wood? In your pants, check. Let's go. (and leave the watch on)
>but srsly... I'm the only one who sees the "cute" smiley and thinks "balls in mouth"?--> :3
>>23992019
Taming, huh?
<throws ball> Fetch! :3
>>23991666
>>23991999
Hmm. Trip 6, trip 9...
Am I triple 69in? hur hur
>>23992032
You'll have to put in a bit more work to have me fetching things ;)
>>23992032
OH!!!!!!
Oh!
OMG! You have the right kind of chair!
... you can do the scotch pose!
Like a couple of perspective shots from up top and from the side with the lowball (?) class on the armrest and your hand curled around the beverage
Can you take the pics in color? To see the amber beverage?
>>23992064
^^glass, not class
>got overenthusiastic, sorry. to be explained at a time called never.
>>23992064
That can be arranged. Can't waste my scotch though. That would be wrong. I'll have to wait until it's scotch time.
>>23992101
Thx =) no rush. bring your best dirty alcoholic man persona for the job. no reason.
>>23992117
Best dirty alcoholic man persona, huh? And here I thought scotch was classy...
I'll see what I can do chief.
>117
>>23991979
Yeah, I'm usually coordinated enough to multi task with my body.
>too big to go braless
Well, I'm happy to lend a hand or two if you ever need a pick-me-up. I just want to be supportive.
>>23992022
Damn, I forgot about that pic request. I'm hoping that wall doesn't go anywhere, so I can probably make that happen at some point in the future.
A random work shot- battery powered ratchets are so handy.
>>23992166
You'd be the best bra I have, but I have a feeling grocery shopping with your hands supoorting/squeezing my boobs might be awkward for onlookers
>>23991801
Maybe you should train more, take lots and lots! If you have never taken a nude one, then it's about time ;)
Nah, for real, for like every 50selfies I take there are about 2-3 good ones, which I think look good. Always hated taking them, but don't hate them as much as before, probably because so many people ask me to take some for them since they never believe it's me in the pic on Kik.
>Did you post some on the 27th? :D
I highly doubt you would be running from me, I look way too nice and friendly for that :P
>>23991833
Neither do I ;)
>>23991951
Everytime I take neck shots for the thread I end up making the stupidest faces, I would never be able to post the uncropped version without feeling ashamed.
>>23991979
Why have I not seen them? Or did I actually see them?
>Also boobies a bit big to go braless unless I'm in your kitchen wearing only your shirt making coffee.
As long as you don't trip over them it's alright.
Please make coffee for me while you wear nothing but one of my shirts, preferably unbuttoned...
>Since you loved her eyes so much.
Her eyes are pretty similar to mine. It's funny how both of my parents have green eyes, I have green eyes and so does one of the cats.
>>23992183
Maybe I should train more! I have some nice scandalous ones though. Like with clothes on. But selfies I am a master. For every 60 or so I find one I really like! Hahahahahaha!
And I did not! My bewbs have never been posted!
>way too nice and friendly
You're probably right!
I'm a sucker for a fuzzy euro
>unbuttoned
It will be, and I love to tease so it will vaguely cover all the right places
>eyes
I am a sucker for eyes you don't even know
>>23992151
no way, man. Scotch alcoholics are the dirtiest pervs. They mask all their depravity behind charisma, a smirk and an occasional wink. And they drink like fish! Notorious flirts. this pic confirms that you will kill it.
>That's "master chief". *pout*
>>23992166
Lol! Those walls, man. If they're not up at Castle Black, they just wander off! ;) cool, thx!!
>still get uncomfortably excited seeing your gloved arm at work
>>23992182
Alas, you're probably right. Damn society! I thought had finally found my life's calling, too.
>>23992222
Oh, no! Please, be comfortably excited.
>>23992222
You wound me with the harshness of your quad-2s. I will provide what has been requested as soon as possible.
>>23992183
>neither do I ;)
Hahaha! I knew that was coming (TWSS). I have just the thing... I will bust out the ancient reptilian separable jaws.
>>23992268
Let's feel it out anyway? Yes.
>>23992275
This neck, goddddd
>>23990789
Please die.
>>23992268
You're right. Need to breathe. Need to stop tensing up; just makes matters ... More difficult to maneuver
>>23992275
Take your time. I just felt lava in my panties. Brb. Er rather, back a bit later. Maybe significantly later.
Goddamn
Nolly!
>>23992386
*** PSA ***
Catwoman is officially drunk messaging the thread now. I am the designated OP and will be hauling her bootylicious ass to (nolly's) bed.
>Bc that's what perverted anon slut besties do
>>23991862
>CLUTCHING (slippery bossypants, freshly moisturized) SIDES, SNARFING WITH LAUGHTER!!!
>Dis is the best EVAR!!!!!!!!!$@JKLLKJ
>*slapping table for mercy*
>*wishing I wore da white panties today so I could remove and wave up in the air to indicate surrender*
Glad you like it! I live to entertain~
>>23991866
>Jesus H. Why are you so cute?! Your hair should be out more I'd be playing with it.
Yaaaay~
>So many veins in those muscular arms godd
I think I can get you a better look at those veins later - do remind me if I forget.
>You're probably right, assholes still post face dick and barefoot here. But luckily we are sassy as fuck and they usually delete it.
It is my dream to be even half as sassy as you. :D
>>23992386
>Nolly!
Am dying, please provide mouth to mouth. ;)
>>23992471
>*** PSA ***
>Catwoman is officially drunk messaging the thread now. I am the designated OP and will be hauling her bootylicious ass to (nolly's) bed.
>>Bc that's what perverted anon slut besties do
Well, it's a twin, so I hope y'all feel like getting cozy, else one of us is going to end up on the floor. (or both of us)
>>23992491
I will remind you if you forget!
And you better be not even half as sassy, if you are this will be a switch situation. I hope you're as strong as you look
I can provide mouth to mouth, I happen to have the perfect lips for such and occasion.
Also we will end up somewhere possibly on a floor or wherever I drag you.
>>23992537
>I will remind you if you forget!
Will do after my shower (something about the hot water REALLY makes them stand out). On a related note, I might be a little while. (busy getting nekkid)
>And you better be not even half as sassy, if you are this will be a switch situation. I hope you're as strong as you look
I hope that isn't a problem~ ;)
>I can provide mouth to mouth, I happen to have the perfect lips for such and occasion.
Why don't you bring those over here, then? ;)
>>23992618
Brought them. Hope you don't mind...
Also I'll get you naked with my mouth.
>>23992687
>Brought them. Hope you don't mind...
Not at all! Shall we put them to work~
>Also I'll get you naked with my mouth.
I don't doubt it one bit, but I may have to wait a bit to see those skills in action, as right now that isn't much of a challenge ;)
>>23992356
Lava? Oh dear...
>>23992287
>>23992356
I suppose I'll just have to shoulder the responsibility for what happens to you viewers out there.
>>23993313
I can practically smell you...is good.
>>23992915
This photo caused my sleepy mind to not even be able to think properly. Well. I guess it couldn't anyway, but stomach fuzz. Mmmmffff!
>I don't doubt it one bit, but I may have to wait a bit to see those skills in action, as right now that isn't much of a challenge
Gentlemanly of you.
>>23992930
>>23992943
Please come wander my home in a towel though. I bet it'll be no time before you can't find it.
>>23993095
>>23993313
I have no words for this collar bone and neck, just like... fuck.
The king in the North has returned.
>>23994094
>>23994094
My fingertips are in a bad shape. I'll call them finger-rips instead.
Who wants to play, I'm frustrated and need to take it out on someone.
>>23994114
>>23994121
just gonna leave these here before I head off again
>>23994124
>>23994134
I wanted to take more but the battery ran out of juice.
Will take more later!
>>23994094
>>23994114
>>23994121
>>23994124
>>23994134
>>23994137
God fucking damn it! I am volunteering. But fuck if you won't have to use force. These have me feeling a bit hot and bothered, and you know what happens.
>>23992212
Didn't mean your boobs, but pics of you in general on soc :P
You should show me those scandalous ones!
>>23992284
You know what else will be coming? The both of us, a lot.
Also here are some pics I took last night on my way home.
>>23994337
I very rarely post anything, really. If I do its a drunken shot of something still clothed because I'm curious. It's been ages since I posted an actual photo
Oh, I should show you? Hm...... maybe. ;)
>>23994359
Oh baby, don't you maybe.
The girl I'm talking about looks like your description, like A LOT :P
You should live out that curiosity with me sweety.
>>23994419
Oh!!!! I think I know who you're taking about! She is a fucking goddess!
And sir, I might consider. You've tempted me with much fuzz.
>>23994449
You should do it, no regrets so far from people doing it! I also have some questions for you anyway :P
>Fuzz
>>23994506
I will think about it, after I mind this awful hangover. Questions for mee? Now I'm curious. Perhaps you should shoot me an Email fuzz.
Anonymousus2020 @gmail
>>23994094
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!! And you've brought fruit to fondle!!!
>>23994114
i take full responsibility for the fingerrips. But I don't apologize ;)
>>23994124
>>23994134
Fucking marvelous
>>23994337
Ahhhhh. Love night shots. Fucking looooove night shots! And driving. Together-> unnnnnh! Thank you!
Pics from the road.
-Brandt
2/2
>>23994534
You should've asked bossypants for my thread-mail or written it down when I posted it :P
>>23994655
Well, then have some more night shots in front of the car headlights.
>>23994695
>>23994698
The filter on the first is wonderful, but the second is almost tit cupping position.
>>23994877
>written it down
Sir I'm drunk when I browse here usually, you want me to start writing things down now too?!
>>23994937
There is a lot of things I want you to do, writing things down is only the easiest of those tasks.
But instead of writing it down I'm also fine if you carve it into my back with your fingernails.
>>23994114
... Time spanks on?
>meh! Wasn't sure whether to use Metallica, John Donne or Hemingway for follow up
>>23994137
Am on the ground
Got my hands behind my back
>you're not allowed to run out of battery, ever
>>23994698
The feels with dis pic, man. =( Another story never to be told. Thx for sharing. Is lovely.
Bois... I wanna see some air kisses from all of you in da next thread, pls! Webms are cool, but pls humor me and grab a couple of stills while you're at it. Grainy shitty pic related
>>23995238
I haven't forgotten about it, just no the time for it. But will definitely do that!
>>23995096
I can do that, my dear. But you're going to have to get me to do some other things, to spark that reaction
>>23993951
>Gentlemanly of you.
I do try~
>Please come wander my home in a towel though. I bet it'll be no time before you can't find it.
Well, I do have some doubts as to how hard I'd be looking for it. ;)
--
Unrelated: finally getting around to that shaving request. Enjoy these lovely pictures of my bathroom wall~
All done!
>>23995540
Mmmmhmmm! Thank you, sir =)
>>23995716
>>23995722
>>23995726
YIiiiiiiisss!!!! AWESOME! Thx!
We should change your name from Nolly to Mailman since you always deliver, hahahah ;)
>Damn. Notes to self that I need to pick up manscaping as a part-time job. What I wouldn't give to work a razor and clippers on you. eeek.
>>23995716
>Well, I do have some doubts as to how hard I'd be looking for it. ;)
Oh good, I was about to make a list of demands before I give it back to you.
::spoiler::
Everyone of them is dirty.
>>23995722
>>23995726
I love facial fuzz, but fuck what is it about a man shaving?!
>>23995764
I always geek so hard reading what you've said. Christ I love you
>>23995800
Gurl! nothing can destroy the bonds of the crude, lewd and inappropriate fetish sharing. =)
Not even the devastating sexiness of the boys on this thread.
Oh... we only have 3 images left until we hit limit. I'll throw together a macro in the next few hrs before I have to go get my ass handed to me at practice.
>>23995726
Nolly (and anyone else still up and monitoring the thread), in the meantime will you do us the honor of ushering this thread out?
Thx BTW for this: >>23991825
Almost peed myself laughing so hard and still break into a toothy doofus grin when I see it. I need a new CMS so I can tag and sort my porn/pics by mood/emotion..
>>23995849
>>23995800
Neeeeeerrrrr mind. Image limit is 250, not 200. Teach me how to not be a dunce!
*** COLOR INSPIRATION ***
Wow... this is definitely the "orange" thread. Fruit and color related. Cases in point (and now my nips are en pointe):
This guy who provided painfully pleasurable buttoning, unbuttoning, unbuckling, and orange peeling. Better come back.
>>23985939
>>23986089
This goofy lip-pierced ging =)
>>23985954
Books's paradoxically calming yet stimulating orange candle sequence (whyyyyyy do you blend our insides like this)
>>23987633
TGF's fruit grab
>>23987723
6'6's pretty, orange mug which in his hands, looks like it was made for a T-rex
>>23994094
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Does that inspire anyone?
Orange you glad I asked?
Find it. Doooooo eeeet.
>orange bell pepper
>sunset
>fire! fire! fire!
>Doritos/Cheetos (the only merits to these are for photo-taking)
>carrots
>monarch butterflies
>orange juice
>irish setter doggie (sorta...)
>Conan O'Brien (???)
>>23995764
>>Damn. Notes to self that I need to pick up manscaping as a part-time job. What I wouldn't give to work a razor and clippers on you. eeek.
Razors, sure, but I haven't let my beard get long enough to need clippers in a year or two.
>>23995800
>Oh good, I was about to make a list of demands before I give it back to you.
>::spoiler::
>Everyone of them is dirty.
I'll get my shovel!
>>23995800
>I love facial fuzz, but fuck what is it about a man shaving?!
It is a mystery~
>>23995849
>Nolly (and anyone else still up and monitoring the thread), in the meantime will you do us the honor of ushering this thread out?
I'll try, but I don't know if I can take 53 quality photos in the next couple hours. :P
>>23996090
>>orange pepper
Can't do BELL peppers, but I do have some habaneros lying around. [insert "hot" joke here]
Pics from my second walk today first, though.
>oh look, a rock
>>23996145
Hahaha! Yea is it obvious that I still haven't been on 4chan for that long relative to the rest of you
Rocks are good, though!!! I moss definitely be lichen dat rock, mmhm!!! =D
>>23995566
Hmm, that sounds like a rather easy task, what are those other things? ;)
>>23995849
Aye aye capt'n.
This tree had some weird shit going on with its roots, which my hand mostly covers up. I'm guessing that's a result of erosion, but who knows.
>>23996176
>Rocks are good, though!!! I moss definitely be lichen dat rock, mmhm!!! =D
Rock puns are the schist, and sometimes you even get good cleavage. ;)
>>23996145
>mfw rock grab looks like boob grab.
Also.
>I'll try, but I don't know if I can take 53 quality photos in the next couple hours. :P
I believe in you. ;) actually I can assist with providing props for said photos.
Volunteering myself as a tribute for the greater good of hand/arm oglers everywhere. So selfless. xD
>>23996178
Where do you live? (did we ask you?) If you want to say... I'm in an urban setting now, so the outdoors pics like this make me sigh happily.
>>23996183
>schist
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I "wood" ask "yew" to stahhhp but pls don't!!!
Hmm 49 left to go
>>23996201
No, no - don't worry! I wasn't trying to rush this thread out. I just forgot what the img limit was. Quality/thoughtful over quantity!
>>23996178
Oh! Is your question a part of this questionnaire, eh?
>>23996183
Veins gently disappearing up the arm.
Gawwwd.
>>23996201
What are you doing in the wilderness at night? I only visit the wilderness at night to drink beer.
>everyone is shocked.
>>23996199
I only ever said I'm from Europe, but that's it, nothing more specific. I love on the countryside, not in a city, but even then, cities here are not that big and we have trees everywhere anyway.
>I wood axe yew to stop butt please don't!!!
>>23996206
I know how much you value quality baby, would never dare to just go for the quantity :)
>>23996212
Maybe.
>What are you doing in the wilderness at night?
Where else could I perform my satanic rituals trying to summon you two?
It's a small farm road, not really wilderness, just looks like that since there are forests, meadows and fields everywhere around here.
>I only visit the wilderness at night to drink beer.
That's what we used to do when we were smaller, nowadays I'm more of a bar/lounge guy :P
>>23996199
>I "wood" ask "yew" to stahhhp but pls don't!!!
Deciduous puns were never my forte - you're barking up the wrong tree. Evergreen puns, on the other hand - why, they would spruce this thread right up! Fir examples, just look around and ceder other puns here. ;)
>>23996206
>No, no - don't worry! I wasn't trying to rush this thread out. I just forgot what the img limit was.
Haha, I was just joking.
>Quality/thoughtful over quantity!
Never to fear - I throw out easily three or four times as many photos as I post.
>>23996090
>Orange you glad I asked?
Well, now that you mention it~
>did not actually eat, because I don't feel like setting my lips on fire without a meal to accompany it.
>>23996247
>satanic rituals
Oh dear, a satanic ritual won't summon me. I'm heavenly. :)
>That's what we used to do when we were smaller, nowadays I'm more of a bar/lounge guy :P
I get myself into trouble in public. I'm so shy and awkward I end up drinking too much and I have an interesting persona that has been known to make an appearance a time or two. She's fun.
>>23996257
Those fucking lips might kill me today, fuck. Good thing I was already sitting down before viewing this.
>>23996247
>>23996257
GD it. I've been out-punned. It's pine, really. I'll just leaf...
>>23996257
Hnnnnng. Would split that pepper with you and play tonsil hockey 24/7
>>23996279
>I get myself into trouble in public. I'm so shy and awkward I end up drinking too much and I have an interesting persona that has been known to make an appearance a time or two. She's fun.
Well, now we HAVE to go out drinking. You can help me stand up (the legs always go first), and we can watch you be ah, interesting. ;)
>Those fucking lips might kill me today, fuck. Good thing I was already sitting down before viewing this.
So, would now be a bad time to do this request, or?
>>23995238
>air kisses
Speaking of (stills to follow)
>>23996300
>GD it. I've been out-punned. It's pine, really. I'll just leaf...
Nah, just stick to it, and you'll be acorn-y punster like us in no time. ;)
>tonsil hockey
fucking dying, hahaha
>>23996324
>still to follow
>>23996279
Are you telling me I sold my soul for nothing?!
And I thought you were a bad girl :(
That sounds really awesome, I would love to get to know that persona. Does she climb under the table and try to suck me off at the bar? Because that would be awesome.
>>23996300
>It's pine, really. I'll just leaf...
Noo, don't leaf, after all, your roots are in this thread.
>>23996324
Thx! But ayyyy pucker and blow! air smoochie needs some thrust to us else it'll be stuck on your hand!
>bossy attribute has temporarily overtaken wordplay function in brain, sorry! (But I included pucker, blow, and thrust without trying to be dirty. You're welcome =)
>>23996324
>>23996337
Mmmmffff fucking webm and photo. I think you might really be trying to make me faint.
I'm surprisingly pretty composed and if you didn't know me, you wouldn't be able to tell that I'm drunk, well unless it was via my phone of couse.
>Well, now we HAVE to go out drinking. You can help me stand up (the legs always go first), and we can watch you be ah, interesting. ;)
The only thing you'd be watching is me try and seduce you with my sass. And ass...
>>23996341
Behind closed doors, buddy. Even a restroom door, maybe. ;)
>bad girl
At times yes, but I'm a shy innocent thing irl. You'd be taken back a bit.
>>23994937
Huh. Even when at rest, my hand still yearns for a breast to have, hold, and keep warm.
>>23995205
Interesting... didn't expect to evoke feels. Do you have a story to share?
>>23996350
>Thx! But ayyyy pucker and blow! air smoochie needs some thrust to us else it'll be stuck on your hand!
I tried! But I think it got stuck this time anyway. :D
>>23996375
>Mmmmffff fucking webm and photo. I think you might really be trying to make me faint.
Maybe something along those lines. ;)
>The only thing you'd be watching is me try and seduce you with my sass. And ass...
Well, you won't hear me complaining!
>>23996375
Well, probably would be. But that means it's only more fun to bring out your inner bad girl.
Also it's a great trait if a girl is shy in public but then goes wild at home.
>>23996427
You might when I start forcing those hands into booty grabs.
Why is it only in /mfhn/ I can get so distracted by luscious lips and smiles. Fuck your teeth are beautiful. Have you had braces?
Am maybe melting into a puddle right now. And it's not the first time it's your fault.
>>23996404
I have two full handfuls, no need to yearn
Time for your weekly drive-by posting
*whoosh*
>>23996442
That pretty accurately describes me.
>>23996465
Oh hey there!
>>23996337
Oops, sorry- missed the lag time while posting response to webm =)
OMG, thx again. Request fills like this... Crushing hard. <3 <3 <3
>>23996341
;) It ain't *my* roots I want in my threads...
>>23996404
Whoa, speaking of vascularity and tree root systems... (pic related)
>Oh, I know you prob didn't expect feels with this one; I wasn't expecting it either:
>>23994698
>I guess that's how no-face (or at least, no eyes) anonymous pics can work- like how smells and tastes can evoke different reactions and stir up different memories for ppl. Maybe to share in a different forum and later time. Let's just say that it brought me back to an irretrievable time and friend. Lots of fun (platonic) evening road trips without the burdens of adult life. I just miss my friend and our adventures. But thx for the feels! I do appreciate them. Just took me by surprise.
>>23996447
>You might when I start forcing those hands into booty grabs.
"Forcing" ;)
>Why is it only in /mfhn/ I can get so distracted by luscious lips and smiles. Fuck your teeth are beautiful. Have you had braces?
Haha, no, I haven't - they've always been like that. (they used to ALL be perfectly straight, but my wisdom teeth fucked up one on the bottom - it's really hard to tell from that angle, though).
>Am maybe melting into a puddle right now. And it's not the first time it's your fault.
Come here - I'd love to give you a hand with that. ;)
>>23996491
>OMG, thx again. Request fills like this... Crushing hard. <3 <3 <3
Hahaha, I'm glad you like it!
>>23996519
>"Forcing" ;)
Nah, I'm pretty sure you're a butt guy. I probably wouldn't have to force you to feel it up.
>Haha, no, I haven't - they've always been like that. (they used to ALL be perfectly straight, but my wisdom teeth fucked up one on the bottom - it's really hard to tell from that angle, though).
You're so lucky, people would kill for teeth like yours.
>Come here - I'd love to give you a hand with that. ;)
Oh dear, don't you tempt me. I'll give those hands and arms a workout. And well.... the rest of you.
>>23996540
>Nah, I'm pretty sure you're a butt guy. I probably wouldn't have to force you to feel it up.
While I would never turn down a nice pair of boobs, the butt truly has no equal when it comes to feeling up and general groping.
>Oh dear, don't you tempt me. I'll give those hands and arms a workout. And well.... the rest of you.
Well, I've already had one workout today - another one and I might have to take tomorrow off, and just stay in bed. Would you join me? ;)
>>23996613
>While I would never turn down a nice pair of boobs, the butt truly has no equal when it comes to feeling up and general groping.
I actually have both, so you're truly in luck either way; top and bottom are equally handfulls.
>Well, I've already had one workout today - another one and I might have to take tomorrow off, and just stay in bed. Would you join me? ;)
I'm sorry, but you'll be taking a few days off. I'd probably just keep you there. With the exception of the kitchen, couch, bathroom counter. I've got endless places in mind, actually.
Fuccccck, this webm makes my knees weak.
>>23985946
>>23985939
>>23986060
>>23986089
Fuck you are incredibly sexy. Casually dying inside trying not to squeal so my roommate doesn't ask what's going on.
Do you have kik??
>>23996638
>I actually have both, so you're truly in luck either way; top and bottom are equally handfulls.
Excellent. My only fear is that I won't be able to give enough attention to both. I only have two hands, after all.
>I'm sorry, but you'll be taking a few days off. I'd probably just keep you there. With the exception of the kitchen, couch, bathroom counter. I've got endless places in mind, actually.
Whatever are we waiting for?
>Fuccccck, this webm makes my knees weak.
Here, I'll hold you up - just climb on top and you'll be all set. ;)
>>23996724
Oh dear, don't you worry, we will have more than enough time for you to tend to both. I think you're nearby, becareful with those questions, I might just jump a state and attack you. Keep you as a sex slave.
>Here, I'll hold you up - just climb on top and you'll be all set. ;)
Officially breathing heavy, and some other things
>>23996779
God why are you so cute?!
>>23996795
>Oh dear, don't you worry, we will have more than enough time for you to tend to both. I think you're nearby, be careful with those questions, I might just jump a state and attack you.
I might be. If you were looking closely, you know what state I live in already, after all. ;)
>Keep you as a sex slave.
Well, that'd be a marked improvement from my last job. :P
>Officially breathing heavy, and some other things
"Other things" can be dealt with, I'm sure. Or is it felt with? I forget which word~
Let's just go for "handled". ;)
>God why are you so cute?!
It is a mystery~
>>23996826
Thread dug, you are not too far from me! Better be careful, I'm a bit of a predator and might end up on a hunt.
Also, please HANDle me. I dare you.
>>23996855
That's okay, I didn't need these panties anyway.Mmmffff fucking god you.
>>23996868
>Thread dug, you are not too far from me! Better be careful, I'm a bit of a predator and might end up on a hunt.
Is this the part where I say "come and get me"? ;)
>Also, please HANDle me. I dare you.
Yes ma'am! ;)
>That's okay, I didn't need these panties anyway.Mmmffff fucking god you.
Honestly, I'm surprised I'm still wearing as much clothing as I am. Maybe you could help me with that?
>>23996887
What ARE you doing with those pants still on and belt still buckled?
>Teasing. That's what he's doing. Teasing.
>>23996887
God you just.... fuck! Hair butt and tendony veiny hands and arms. I like can't function.
>Is this the part where I say "come and get me"? ;)
I'm north a couple hundred miles. But that won't stop catwoman from climbing in her car to kidnap you.
>>23996899
That's okay, I'm just full on drooling now. Fuck.
>>23996900
>Teasing. That's what he's doing. Teasing.
This thread always.
>>23996900
>What ARE you doing with those pants still on and belt still buckled?
>>Teasing. That's what he's doing. Teasing.
You caught me~
>>23996924
>I'm north a couple hundred miles. But that won't stop catwoman from climbing in her car to kidnap you.
I have good news and bad news for you - I'm moving a couple hundred miles north... in a few months. ;)
>That's okay, I'm just full on drooling now. Fuck.
Oh my, whatever shall we do?
>>23996997
I hope it's only a state up into a little shit town nearby.
>Oh my, whatever shall we do?
I'm thinking of a few things.
It's like you knew my belt whipping fetish. Ffffuck.
>>23996929
>>23996929
Has Catwoman gone... Catatonic? From these pics?
>>23997096
Like a bit, yes, fuck.
>>23997027
>I hope it's only a state up into a little shit town nearby.
Oh, something like that~ ;)
>It's like you knew my belt whipping fetish. Ffffuck.
Well, the belt did have to come off eventually - a consequence of which being there isn't really much holding my pants up now.
>>23997155
It's amazing how many times I call out to Jesus Christ on this thread despite not being religious.
JFC.
>>23997151
Stomach fuzz, check. Lean arms with fuzz and veins, check.
Crotch grabbing, check.
You have my full attention.
>>23997155
And if you didn't before, you do now.
>>23997185
>Stomach fuzz, check. Lean arms with fuzz and veins, check.
>Crotch grabbing, check.
>You have my full attention.
Now I just need someone to use these on~
>>23997210
That undies print is my weakness, so are those forearms. I can give you quite a bit to use it on.
And belt still wrapped around the arm Mmmffff ffffuck! I've just left puddle and gone to waterfall.
I think I'm running out of clothes to take off, so I'm probably going to have to call it for now. :(
Goodnight thread, and ah, sweet dreams~ ;)
>>23997314
Last request unless you're too tired? It was inspired by a griggle (grin, giggle portmanteau) you gave me earlier...
Given your weirdo Google search history, take a photo related to the last search phrase (as possible) and make us guess it!!!!
>am enthusiastic about stupid games
>>23996465
<3 u for remembering the little people, Mannequin Man
>>23997314
It's too bad. I'd remove all your clothes and never return them.
>>23997339
Oh that hair and them lips fuck..
>>23997339
Nightie night. Thank you =)
>>23997346
>Last request unless you're too tired? It was inspired by a griggle (grin, giggle portmanteau) you gave me earlier...
>Given your weirdo Google search history, take a photo related to the last search phrase (as possible) and make us guess it!!!!
>>am enthusiastic about stupid games
Uh, yeah, that's basically impossible, given what I last searched for. I don't even know where to start. Maybe tomorrow, after I've managed to google something a little less conceptual, haha~
>>23997347
>It's too bad. I'd remove all your clothes and never return them.
You know, if you never give them back, you only get to do that once. :P
>>23997353
>Nightie night. Thank you =)
Goodnight for real this time~
>>23997358
>You know, if you never give them back, you only get to do that once. :P
That's true. I might give them back breifly only to be able to remove them again.
ITT we bump with celebrities holding leopard kits
>>23997877
Bump
>>23997877
>ITT we bump with celebrities holding leopard kits
I thought we bumped with coffee?
>>23997877
>>23998575
Why not both?
>>23997877
Wait, I can get a kit to make my own leopard!?!?! Holy shit, why is science so amazing?
(this is my FUCK YES! pose, by the way)
>>23998575
>>23998845
Hahahaha!! you guise are the best way to start the day!
>wait 'til you see my "fuck yes" pose.. It's a bit more compromising ;)
>the awesome thing about science is that you don't have to believe it. It's just true...
>>23998845
Oh would you look at that couch!
>>23998575
Wait... You have a pool?
And you haven't done dripping wet t-shirt pics (aside from ice play, thank you!)
>>23998906
Well, this might be closer to my "Fuck? Yes." pose.
>>23998943
There's something comforting about a familiar piece of furniture, isn't there?
>>23998959
Lol! Uh... Starting to sweat again. The rest of the office is gonna be mad because I'm causing the A/C to kick into overdrive given that I sit close to the thermostat's temp gauge...
>the free weights in the background look like a decent way to pin a lady's wrists down. Just sayin' if you need ideas...
>>23998950
Seconding this.
>>23998959
>mfw seeing a fabric pattern starts to turn me on.
Because I then think of you on it.
I can help you with those pants, you know, if you're struggling.
>>23998988
They seem to have relented to my persistence. A second set of hands is always appreciated, though.
I'm not sure if I have quite enough ass for this pose, but I'll let y'all decide.
>>23999085
I can always lend a helping hand, as long as you lend me one, maybe both.
>>23999093
What a tiny cute butt! All butt grabs are welcome here.
Also I quite enjoy your forearms from the back those thick veins make me drool.
>>23999093
*shriek*!!!
*burst of applause*!!'!
*sits on hands so as not to disturb others*
That's the kind of reaction that cute, small woodland creatures elicit fm me!!!
>>23998971
It's getting warm over here, too. Maybe if I expose a little more skin to the air...
And I think those weights are a little light and a little too hard to pin someone's arms down with. I'll just use some cloth strips to tie you up.
>>23999110
I'll lend you both hands, a mouth, and- darn, I forgot what the other thing was...
>>23999116
Sit on your own hands? I think my hands or my face would work better for you.
Also, I'm almost as white as the shirt that I seem to have lost.
>>23999118
Jeebus. The coffee machine ain't got nothing on me. Automatic drip with dis pic. Guh.
>>23999129
Fuuuuuuuuck! Insane in the mem-vein!
GD it, thread! Can we all get on the same work sched and time zone pls?!??
Sexual desire while checking this thread is like Berkshire Hathaway stock ffs!!!!
#blessed
#lovetheundies
#happytrail
>>23999118
Not so sure I'm breathing.
>>23999129
Okay, am breathing again. Kinda heavy and possibly sweating a little.
>I forgot what the other thing was...
Come here, I'll help you remember.
>>Daily request!<<
I think I've asked before, but anyone is into pottery, sculpture, or even just molding some god damn play dough, can we see it please?
Okay, so pottery is a far stretch, but I'm not too terribly picky
I think this is where Catwomans hand/arm fetish first began
>gif related.
>>23999180
Yas, gurl.
>Too funny... Swayze of Ghost for you, Swayze of Dirty Dancing for me. Were we separated at birth?
>>23998950
>Wait... You have a pool?
Haha, no, that is a patio. Gaze upon the beauty of my recycling bins~
>And you haven't done dripping wet t-shirt pics (aside from ice play, thank you!)
Dripping-wet t-shirts, huh? I'll see what I can do the next time it's pissing rain outside. Hopefully that will be a while, 'cause I'm really enjoying the nice, not-too-humid weather we're having right now.
>>23999180
>Okay, so pottery is a far stretch, but I'm not too terribly picky
I don't have any clay pots, unfortunately. I do have patio bricks, though~
>>23999184
Swayze arms, yaas! Oh god, dirty dancing. God, that man knew how to work those hands and arms. Fuck the things I had to do today I'm rewatching those movies instead.
>another related gif.
>>23999199
>>23999203
I'd watch you fondle pretty much anything honestly. Me preferribly, though.
>>23999199
>>23999203
God bless. Crush has blown up into severely unhealthy proportions.
>>23999219
Haha, just wait until you rewatch the "come here" gesture towards Baby. Instantaneous death. Have a necromancer on hand.
>that whole ticklish scene - 100% relatable
>>23999273
Oh my god I totally forgot about that!
>>that whole ticklish scene - 100% relatable
Agreed. I've yet not to injure someone when tickled.
>>23999129
give me your skype contact so I can stalk you.
>>23999345
I can bump with old chick flick references with hot hand/arm gestures, right? That's what I'm gonna do...
>could not stay awake through the movie despite Ryan Gosling. Zzzzzz
>>23999575
Ah! Thank God for gosling. Also, I hope you chose this because of his reenactment of the dirty dancing lift he does in crazy stupid love. Forgot about that. I can't locate the correct gif, so have this semi related one.
>any of the fondlers or fingerers are lurking they are so eye rolling right now.
>>23999643
Hard sad face when I chose the wrong file and it's not the gif.
>>23999643
That was exactly what prompted my bump image searches! Haha! Well, if there were any ever doubt that we are female, there it is...
>crazy, stupid, love- possibly the funniest chick flick ever. I am so Hannah, "and then we're gonna bang!"
>>23999702
Hahaha yes!
I think the overly excitement over Gosling and my library of gosling photos and gifs prove my birdy ownership.
>>23999643
>>any of the fondlers or fingerers are lurking they are so eye rolling right now.
Maybe a little bit~
>>23997346
>Given your weirdo Google search history, take a photo related to the last search phrase (as possible) and make us guess it!!!!
>>am enthusiastic about stupid games
Well, this one is doable from my side, at least. Pic (sort of) related.
>>23999942
>Maybe a little bit~
I figured. If a girl tries to say she doesn't love a gosling movie, she's lying. ;)
What are you playing?
>>23999964
>I figured. If a girl tries to say she doesn't love a gosling movie, she's lying. ;)
While I didn't have any doubts that y'all were female, this does in fact confirm it. :P
>What are you playing?
In that photo? Actually nothing, I was just posing. :D
This here, however, is the intro to Tetragrammaton, which I finally finished learning today (the intro, that is - I can play maybe the first 5-6 minutes of the song, but that's only around a third of it).
>>24000030
The Mars Volta?
I like you.
Am also maybe too big fan of fretboard fingering.
>>24000095
This photo showcases your arm and hand shittily. Nothing can really be seen. Also, I don't believe it's you.
>>24000141
>>24000148
Yawning so hard I couldn't even look at the photos.
>>24000159
Are you still talking? I'm bored. Bye.
>>24000171
Well you're still muddying up the thread with your garbage photos and responding, so clearly you're totally not looking for validation. Not at alllllll.
>>24000206
Nah, that bye was to send you back off to your steroid injected rage you entered in on. I can't even comprehend the end of your post. You're obviously retarded.
>>24000206
Go back to your money grubbing whores with pussies stretched wider than a toilet. Keep your herpes infestation out of my thread, thx
>>24000086
>The Mars Volta?
>I like you.
Yes indeed~ Favorite album?
>Am also maybe too big fan of fretboard fingering.
Why don't you have a little more, then?
>>24000273
Enjoy your ban.
>>24000270
Hands down, De-Loused in the Comatorium, takes me wayyyy back. Tremulant is a close second though. I'm a sucker for EPs. What about you?
>Why don't you have a little more, then?
Yes! Like Christmas morning.
>>24000270
>>24000030
>>23999942
Will never tire of watching these skilled fingers on a fretboard. Ever. Thx!
>>24000350
>Hands down, De-Loused in the Comatorium, takes me wayyyy back. Tremulant is a close second though. I'm a sucker for EPs. What about you?
Ugh, that's like asking for me to pick my favorite kitten. De-Loused and Frances the Mute are masterpieces, of course; there's a huge soft spot in my heart for Bedlam in Goliath and Noctourniquet (for different reasons); but I just cannot get enough of the raw, self-indulgent wankery on Amputecture (that fucking BASS at the beginning of Day of the Baphomets!!!)
>>24000362
>Will never tire of watching these skilled fingers on a fretboard. Ever. Thx!
Haha, if only webms didn't take so long to make!
>>24000409
>if only webms didn't take so long to make!
Lucky for you, one of us prefers still pics to webms. ;) Would stick you all in a strobe lab to get sports/activity shots as clear, awesome stills if I could. =D
>cannot get enough of the raw, self-indulgent wankery
kek. Have been at too many concerts where the guitar/bass player apologizes for wanking and the crowd inevitably shouts back, "We love it when you wank it!!!!"
>>24000409
>Ugh, that's like asking for me to pick my favorite kitten. De-Loused and Frances the Mute are masterpieces, of course;
there's a huge soft spot in my heart for Bedlam in Goliath and Noctourniquet (for different reasons);
I could not agree with you more. Frances the mute isn't high on my list, because I associate it with bad memories, but it is in fact a masterpiece as well.
>but I just cannot get enough of the raw, self-indulgent wankery on Amputecture (that fucking BASS at the beginning of Day of the Baphomets!!!)
You're literally speaking to my musical heart right now. The bass in that song is magical!
>>24000439
Look at me fucking up green-text with my musical excitement.
>>24000427
>Would stick you all in a strobe lab to get sports/activity shots as clear, awesome stills if I could. =D
That would be an interesting exercise. Should I ever find myself with access to one, we might give that a try.
>>24000439
>You're literally speaking to my musical heart right now. The bass in that song is magical!
Haha, you know, after listening to it again, I might have to try learning that one next (I'll never finish learning Tetragrammaton). If I ever figure it out, I'll leave y'all with a little video of it~
>>24000444
>Look at me fucking up green-text with my musical excitement.
Heheheh
>>24000483
>If I ever figure it out, I'll leave y'all with a little video of it~
That would probably make the undies fly off my bottom, maybe more than this photo.
>>24000444
Speaking of green-text, where is Green?! He'd better make an appearance in the next thread
>>24000444
Forgot to acknowledge your trips, gurl!
Although I'm still chan buzzed over my earlier quad ;) Brandt will reward me handsomely for that, oh yes he will...
>>24000585
Definitely agreed! Also torque better make his tiny booty more active!
>>24000596
Oh my god I didn't even notice!
>>24000314
*** PSA ***
Also, to any of our boys who unfortunately saw any of the troll bidness before it was kindly removed, please know that we love and appreciate you.
Catwoman and I have been fangirling like adolescents for the past 5-6 weeks because of you and are fiercely protective you!
Yes, yes I did drive home early just to be efficient about getting the thread cleaned up! Never let it be said that I wasn't dedicated to a cause. ;)
xoxo,
bossypants and Catwoman, aka
"Fetish besties" aka
"Sass, ass, and class" (well, maybe not class) aka
"Titles, titles, titles" (reference to Bobby B from GoT S1- pls someone tell me they also laughed)
>>24000693
>"Titles, titles, titles" (reference to Bobby B from GoT S1- pls someone tell me they also laughed)
I may have snorted.
>>24000736
If you can't rely on your bestie, who can you rely on... Also... "Fetch me the breastplate stretcher!" ;)
>only Catwoman and Bobby B would need a breastplate stretcher
>>24000768
A brestplate stretcher would be no match for catwomans bewbs.
>>24000525
>That would probably make the undies fly off my bottom, maybe more than this photo.
Oh my. Well, I'll get started right away. ;)
>>24000585
>Green
I'm not green, but here's a substitute while we're waiting for him.
>>24000693
>Also, to any of our boys who unfortunately saw any of the troll bidness before it was kindly removed, please know that we love and appreciate you.
Aw, y'all are sweet. You're making the apple jealous.
>having to solve three captchas to post
Fucking christ
>>24000846
GODDAMNIT, NOLLY! I will have you arrested for grand heart larceny!!! <3 <3 <3
>still laughing over your faceplant in the stats book
That is a mighty fine apple and goes well with the theme of our orange thread, too. =D
Those captchas are problematic when we're trying to have real-time conversations with you guys on the thread. Because sometimes I go temporarily deaf, dumb and blind while all agog over photos.
Oh! You did one pic for us with glasses in your mouth. Maybe just a couple more?
>>24000867
>GODDAMNIT, NOLLY! I will have you arrested for grand heart larceny!!! <3 <3 <3
>>still laughing over your faceplant in the stats book
Heheheheh
>Oh! You did one pic for us with glasses in your mouth. Maybe just a couple more?
Aye-aye, cap'n
>>23999643
Forgive me, but I am going to drag this thread over the finish line. Pic related. Taking volunteers to reenact with me.
>>24000894
snoortles!
do you ever have hot, steamy boinking?
or is it typically lots of distorted face giggling/laughing funny bumping o' the uglies?
Oy, I've got one more!
>beer pic for catwoman
>>24000906
Fucking 250! Upper left hand corner is pic related, but I dunno how to extract just that section. From Mark and Chelsie "Bleeding Love" SYTYCD S4.
>>24000902
>snoortles!
>do you ever have hot, steamy boinking?
>or is it typically lots of distorted face giggling/laughing funny bumping o' the uglies?
Without fail, it always starts with me, and frequently the woman in question, giggling like an idiot. :D
Occasionally it will proceed from there to hot, steamy boinking, but just as often I manage to be funny the whole way through. ;)
>>24000919
To be honest, I think I'd have more fun with the one in the top-right. ;)
>>24000936
>Without fail, it always starts with me, and frequently the woman in question, giggling like an idiot. :D
>Occasionally it will proceed from there to hot, steamy boinking, but just as often I manage to be funny the whole way through. ;)
This story sounds familiar, although my pattern tends to diverge when the guy gets impatient and irritated because I can't stop laughing or have gotten too tickly, oops. The quickest remedy is some rough handling and stuffing anything in my mouth.
>>24000936
>I think I'd have more fun with the one in the top-right
I have that sequence down - will train 24/7. Start getting your hips and back limber, mister...
Is Cat still up? I think she wanted to put up the new thread but I think we missed her cut-off window to head to beddie.
If I don't hear back in the next 10 min, I'll put up the next thread...
>>24000957
>The quickest remedy is some rough handling and stuffing anything in my mouth.
I'll have to remember that in case it becomes a problem. ;)
>I have that sequence down - will train 24/7. Start getting your hips and back limber, mister...
My back is easily the least limber part of my body. I may need a massage beforehand. And I certainly won't turn down one after either. ;)
>>24000964
>Is Cat still up? I think she wanted to put up the new thread but I think we missed her cut-off window to head to beddie.
>If I don't hear back in the next 10 min, I'll put up the next thread...
She's definitely been active here later than 10pm before, but who knows? It is a mystery~
>>24000975
>My back is easily the least limber part of my body. I may need a massage beforehand. And I certainly won't turn down one after either. ;)
Yah, I think that's true for a lot of people. I had a back injury as a wee tot and learned the painful way that once your back is injured, everything else becomes vulnerable due to overcompensation and shit being out of whack. I will massage before, during and affer! And we'll give your core a good workout to provide stabilization =)
>definitely been active here later than 10pm before
Yep- I was corresponding w/ her earlier. She has an early start tomorrow, so today's cutoff was earlier than usual... haven't gotten a reply back, so I guess I'll prep...
YOU GUISE! Time for this orangey, wonderful thread to retire and to start anew. Beloved regulars, flybys and rando newcomers who know how to read and play along, come over to the new thread and let us adore you for your anonymous hands/arms/necks and senses of humor! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Apologies for not including any of the pics after 200 or so. Wanted to prep the macro during some odd hour when I had free time. Doesn't mean we don't love the stuff later in the thread!!! Thanks again =D
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