MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as desired).

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>>/soc/[>>23927655 #]

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Contribution for alcoholic thread

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That's all till after work. I could do sum gun posing tonight if anyone wants. I know I'm by a far and large margin not the best looking compared to the guys in here.

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I got some pics today!
Some with a proper camera (I managed to sneak my hands in during our photoshoot), some I took sneakily with my phone.

>>23940717
>>23940722
We are fans of all arms you beefy farm boy! And yes, guns always!

>>23940725
If I plan an attack on you, could you restrain me? Fffffucking veins! Aaahhhhh!

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Sorry for the potato quality. Getting dark already.

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>>23940737
Oh I'm gonna restrain you all right, and have my way with you

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One work photo. Even though I'm not supposed to.

>>23940745
Hot damn!

>>23940753
That sounds like we both win. The amount I want to feel those forearms is increasing if that's even possible!

>>23940773
Yesssss illegal work photos! Do you have more tattoos planned? I love the piece on your hand so much.

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>>23940255
actually i don't know that feel :'(
The only ex I have was my oneitis and she didn't like how I would always want make out with her, no matter the place we were in.
I'd love to make out in public and pound you up against my wall afterwards.
Been suffering a dry spell for way too fucking long. FUCK!

>today was pull-day at jim, so there might be a curlingwebm coming your way, later on :)

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>>23940800
Odd, that's not the reaction I got yesterday.

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>>23940800
Does this increase it more?

>>23940835
GREEN! Don't worry, it's not a good feel to have. He was almost perfect if not for that religion thing...

I'd be too shy for blatant PDA, but god if it isn't a thrill to be fondled and groped covertly in public. I would totally blow you under a table, in a random lab room at school, on the "no access" rooftop...

Aaaaaahhhh... you have no idea how badly I am craving a solid, back-scraping fuck against a wall. Although you're likely only to scrape my ass since my back would be arched like a "C", trying grind my hips against you as hard as possible... jesus.

p.s. looking RIPPED. And I do not mind if you wear that white tee in every pic. Remind me to show you my classic one-pull move to get those button-fly pants off you...

>>23940835
Holy fuck this photo!
>am a fan of these pants!

>>23940842
God! Would give you that reaction everyday!

>>23940865
Mmmffffuck! Y-yes. I would rip this off of you and wrap my legs around you so fast right now, fuck.

>>23940883
>classic one pull move
Girl. Need pointers. Pls teach me this.

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Whoever asked about how i get both arms in the old thread, i use a timed camera sometimes.

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>>23940911
You'd not be ripping off anything ;) I'd be ripping your clothes off though, and pin you to the ground.

>>23940911
>Girl. Need pointers. Pls teach me this.
lel! The trick is in the wrist strength!
I guess years of aikido paid off?
Grasp the corner, pull up diagonally a short distance and then yank at lightning speed diagonally down in the opposite direction. Usually the boner helps ... push things along.

>>23940865
>>23940952
Cracking up at your filenames. =)
With your helmet pics, I just think... "6'6... don't forget - safety first!!!"
>tfw haven't listened to new Sia yet

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>>23940911
Then I must've been doing something wrong back then.

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>>23940800
,690 pound commercial impact.

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>>23940996
I'm always putting safety first!

>you wanted something like this right?

>>23941089
I mean, hand/arm around something... I think that was a request in the last thread?

>>23941089
Yessir, thx! Whatever is going on in your right arm is good! Although the necessary outfit obscures your hot arm... Perhaps I didn't think this one through. I'm used to seeing you work in tees with arms out in their full glory ;)

>>23941111
Weeell, I'd do it in a tee, but the occasion required this outfit!

>>23940961
Gonna need practice on this for real!

>>23941002
I do not recall! But glad you are here now!

>>23941075
Yiiiissss powa tools.

>>23940952
>>23941089
That sounds fantastic, fuck I'm going to attack you in hopes to make it more rough.

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>>23941089
>squat like a slav¨

>>23941130
More rough? Oh it'll be rough, very rough
>cigarette just for you

>>23941120
Oh, I understand, no prob!
>bleeding heart here is averting eyes for this set; don't hate me bc I still <3 u

>>23941132
>exact stance youd probably need to be face to boobs with me. XD
Mffff please! I'll even "try" and fight you a little so you have to work a little harder.

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If you squint hard enough you might notice something out of place.

>>23941132
>heels on the ground
Good form. Slav approved squat.

>>23941130
Oh the old thread is still up.
>>23931232
>>23931000

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>>23941162
>its ok <3
>>23941196
Oh please, I do love a bit of struggle.
>>23941203
Master squatter here, bratan.

>>23941203
Oh yes the doggie bites! Was so cute! Didn't realize how beastly you were!
>I do love that long hair though.

>>23941263
You can count on it.
>ffffffucckkkkkk! First a cigarette now the gun. You're so good to me <3 all my favourite things.

Minus my favourite butt grabs you've done ;)

>>23941293
Well, to be honest there's about 25kg weight difference between the picture with the dog and present day. Now I'm fat, and I need to cut at least some of it, since it just looks weird on my tiny frame.

Off to bed. G'night.

>>23941263
Would you by chance be able to grab a image of the rifle?

I am genuinely curious as to the set up on it. The stock is especially intriguing.

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Here's my arm, track marks are all gone on this side :)

>>23941320
Oh boy.... hold onto your vaginas, ladies!

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>>23941293
I know ;) I was thinking of you!

>>23941319
Here!

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Oh hey.

>>23941320
Wtf

>>23941368
This set is killing me. Fuck! I will kidnap and keep you, even if I have to steal your gun to do it.

>>23941390
Oh hey qt, always a fan of your webms!

>>23941468
W-wat?

>>23941476
>track marks are all gone on this side :)

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>>23941499
Well actually you can still kinda see it

>>23940883
>I would totally blow you under a table, in a random lab room at school, on the "no access" rooftop...
That seems like the only way to make those math lectures bearable

>you're likely only to scrape my ass
Love a good ass to grope

Will start working on the webm now
those chinos will make another appearance

>>23941528
>also
groping sample

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Ayeee it's uncomfortably warm today

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>>23941528
>>23941544
>kek

>>23941528
If I had been your qt, I'd tell you stupid jokes to make you like math. Like how you could be my derivative so you could lie tangent to my curve.

I kinda hope the webm conversion frustrates you to the point where we see a litany of cussing... So that way I know you'll be ready to pulverize me against that wall. No joke. I need that. ASAP.

>>23941548
Ayyyy! So good! Much better light!!! 10!!! Sweating and it's not even warm where I am...

>>23941549
Better when shirt is off for those self-boob grabs, but I still lust after dem forearms. Yep, you could def be a trusted pair of boob and butt calipers.

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>>23941586
Silhouettes can be fun too

>>23941548
Fuck yes, facial fuzz and shifter gripping!

>>23941549
Well, god damn it I want my boobs grabbed now.

>>23941620
>mfw my dominoes delivery driver is a little old man that takes five years to drive eight blocks.

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>>23941468
You could try ;)

>>23941468
And I'm always a fan of responses like this.

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>>23941548
I had too i'm sorry.

>>23941620
Eh... Will stick to prior =/

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I thought I'd give this another try

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>>23941675

>>23941675
OMG, yes!

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>>23941682
Last in the "set"

>>23941683
Glad you like

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>>23941632
Well you're clearly not in my area, i could do a lot worth that amount of time

>>23941660
No reason to be sorry boss

>>23941691
"Like" is an understatement! Am doing the spazz dance where you cheer and flail about randomly with all 4 limbs. Makes it hard to type. ;) Thank you =) *squeal*

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>>23941646

>>23941706
That's a lot more of a reaction than I ever expected, thank you. Feeling all bashful now.
I could try to fill some requests if you'd like?

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>>23941668
I apologize for the disappointment

>>23941740
Oh, no- don't apologize! But I like your reaction pic =) was just giving you my opinion- my verbal filter isn't always on.

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I know a cat with really sharp claws...

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I'm kinda just guessing at this

>>23941709
This was so different from the last set- with regards to light, color and actually seeing the tops of your hands and those veins!
Pls do some requests, yes. You're in PDX area? get thee to the rose garden and stroke those petals, thorns, crevices between petals, etc =)

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>>23941753
No need for a filter, i can handle negative reactions as well as i can positive ones

>>23941646
*Shrieking*
Kitteh in hands. Godddddd.
>mfw I want to be kitty.

>>23941654
You need to post more!

>>23941660
I just knew you drove a truck!

>>23941675
>>23941682
>>23941691
I live the lighting in these so much!

>>23941695
You could probably deliver my pizza faster than he does from where you are, and I would provide you some beer. (Am always the last asshole to order at the end of the night)
I always tip him super well though, he literally has five blocks to drive and that's it, I feel so bad.

>>23941707
And a little fuzzy puppy! I'm screaming!

>>23941740
Not minding any of it!

>>23941760
I know another one. ;)

>>23941761
Not so bad

>>23941760
>and now I will add Whitesnake to the playlist
>>23941761
I am also guessing as to what this is... ?
>>23941777
It is 4chan, after all!

>>23941800
It's a 2ds. I'm playing monster hunter with some friends at the moment

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>>23941815
Forgot pic

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>>23941793
Yeah all the animals love me. Especially cats and dogs.
That little fuzzy dog is hilarious, he's always playing with the cats!

>please scratch me with your claws

>>23941800
>trying to resist urge to make dick joke about Whitesnake

>>23941844
Fuck me, I want to tie you to this chair and make you watch me do lewd things to you

>>23941793
I've been relatively busy the past few days, but if you've got any requests, I'm all ears. I suck at coming up with stuff by myself.

>>23941844
We do not slut shame ITT. We do not refrain from dick jokes ITT. =)
>white anaconda

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>>23941866
Fuck yes, do it.
>>23941875
I had a lewd pun earlier, but I forgot it :(

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Alright sloots (and short heel wearing Mistresses) gun pics sorry 4 being fat

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>>23941934
Lol heart attack at 30

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>>23941940
I can feel my heart failing.

>>23941915
>whitesnake
Haha... I don't think you have to worry about forgetting lewd puns for 80s hair metal references. Pretty much all of their tunes were written with innuendo or explicit context! E.g., "slipped her the big one"

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>>23941566
>you could be my derivative so you could lie tangent to my curve
heh cute

>get fed up with this conversion shit again
>fuck it
>take bong hit
>make pancakes
>pancakes are great
>find great instructional video, eating them
>it's actually pretty simple
>it was all my mac's fault

fuck apple

and now give yourself a good fuck in my stead

>>23940911
those pants will make another appearance tomorrow :>

the white T is what I wore at the gym btw

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I don't know if you all like work related stuff. I took some, will post more of it if you are interested.

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Work

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>>23941771
Sorry for the delay, I was doing things with friends. I'm actually in Idaho, and I did manage to find a rosebush. How are these?
1/2

>>23942249
I seriously have no idea what's going on with my white balance

2/2

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>>23942251
Forgot the bloody pic

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boop

>>23941915
The dirty thoughts this gives me. Fuck.


>>23941934
>>23941940
>>23941942
Why with the "fat" jokes? Would have enjoyed the gun set without. :/

>>23942050
The amount of times I watched this in a row might be embarrassing.
>no shame.
Apple is garbage, why :(

>>23942146
Always, work!

>>23942205
Guhhhhh so many manual laboring men. Mmmf!

>>23942249
>>23942252
I do like it!

>>23942846
Ahhhh the cuteness!

>>23943305
Self deprecating humor is my default to get myself ready to be rejected.

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>>23941949
I'll blame it on being tired.
And you're spot on about the 80's hair metal. Even though I've never listened to it much.

>>23943305
I know ;)

Stockholm lurking.

I love this thread so much <3

I want to see necks

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>>23943478
Hey Stockholm!

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>>23943519
I wanted to iron my shirts today...

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>>23943529
So I dug them up..

>>23943529
>>23943535
leave the shirts for today
focus instead on your forearms and nipples

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>>23943535
And got the iron out
>pretend it's an Imperial shuttle for best results

>>23942249
I'm not gonna lie, had to take a double take on this one. From the thumbnail it looked like a cock and balls poking at a flower.

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>>23943537
Yeah I ditched the shirts.. Although didn't think of focusing on my nipples! (or did I?)

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>>23943551
I then realized they're too big for me nowadays.

So I thought... Fuck it.

>>23940676
these threads are pathetic

>>23943540
dude, dat towel bulge

>>23943551
>>23943557
thanks for all these pics
you are showing off really well, and you have great skin

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>>23943585
Yeah, can't help it ;)

You're welcome, and thank you!

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Morning smoke

>>23943619
Wait you yanks don't have a license plate on the front of the car as well?
oh and good morning :D

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>>23943634
You have that right? But.. why.. are some cars missing... a front... plate...

>>23943634
No nigger only in some states and be careful calling people Yanks that's a derogatory term here in the south.

Op still lurking?

>>23943444
No more please :)

>>23943529
>>23943535
>>23943540
>>23943551
>>23943557
>>23943612
Will iron your shirts.... just kidding, I will rip them off of you instead.

>>23943619
Yiiiissss!

>>23943686
OP here, probably a different ID because no wifi!

>>23943797
You know I have some gloves and an idea. I'm tearing apart a winder now but I'll take a few in a minute.

>>23943797
Who's ready for a very large fingered pelvic/prostate (no homo) exam?

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>>23943978
FUK

>>23942050
Hahaha! Too bad I was cracking up at your commentary. Sexy time ruined, but I will never turned down an opportunity to laugh. =) looks like you were in beast mode.
>>23942066
Those pants and sweaty white shirt are going to make an appearance today and then imma make 'em disappear
>>23942249
>>23942252
Sorry for being away! <3 that you sought this out and grabbed the pics! Wouldn't mind seeing more like this as you come across. Although yea, u prob want to adjust white balance. Thx so much!!

>>23943449
Shower sex. Now. We already discussed how your big hands and my small boobs are a godlike pairing, no?

>>23943529
>>23943535
>>23943540
>>23943551
>>23943557
>>23943612
Aaaand I'm completely wet again. Jeez!!!

>>23944116
>turned->turn
>I really can speak and write properly, just not on mobile

>>23940865
>>23940952
Russian? , thats a lynx t helmet they are super expensive , spetsnaz?

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>>23943797
We're not gonna wear clothes ;)
>>23944116
Shower sex it is. We did, and I'm also gonna have to put my huge hands on your butt.
I'll do that as I pick you up and fuck you against the wall.
>>23944152
K6-3 actually!

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Here, take this.

>>23941528
>>23944160
So military or military enthusiast?

>>23944160
Tiny qt butt!!! Yuuuuuus! This is way to start the morning =D
>>23944162
Don't mind if I do, thankya!

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ohai

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Just woke up. Seems like I'm always sore lately after I sleep

>>23944281
yoga boy!
i've been waiting for u to return

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>>23944282
That can be a sign of non-supportive bed, or sleeping posture. You should try to figure out if one of those is the case and if it is, fix it ASAP. Both can be very bad, long term.

>>23944281
*TACKLES*
Whatcha playing today?

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>>23944297
Whatchu talkin' bout sweetheart? I'm here all the time!

Psst, I have a name. Hah!

>>23944301
More importantly, are we gonna be able to see golden butt fuzz?
And thank you re: sweatpants!!

>>23944301
It's the bed. They're literally prison beds bought on the cheap from a nearby juvy. My dorm had to replace all the beds after a major bed bug infestation

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>>23944302
I was practicing a few Colin Hay songs. I really can't get enough of his album Going Somewhere lately. Really trying to nail the same sound as him.

But gahddamn is he talented. I have my work cut out for me.

>>23944315
While I love da fingers and forearms.
... those piercings make me wanna cry.
>trying to nail the same sound
I have something else for you to nail

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>>23944307
You donn worri 'bout dat. I take care oav mai pepul <3

>>23944313
That sounds miserable... Pls get some new mattress or make sure you do corrective exercises.

>>23944306
did u manage to take a set of yoga shots, or have someone take pics for u?

>>23944116
I'll keep my eyes open. We've got a bunch of different plants around the center

>>23944326
Yis!!!!! *happy dance*
Although happy dance maybe isn't quite the right choreo for Hay's music.

>>23944160
My butt would fit better in your hands.you small hands would hold your small butt better.

No clothes. Not ever.

Maybe I can wear dresses sometimes!

>>23944281
Oh heyyyyy!

>>23944282
Can assist!

>>23944301
>>23944306
>>23944315
>>23944326
>asked for more guitars yesterday
>Books delivers.

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>>23944320
I was originally going to trash that picture, but I actually kind of liked it at second glance. I wish my right hand had come out clearer.

I think Colin Hay is the wrong sound for that. More appropriately, Paul Oakenfold Ft. Brittany Murphy, Faster Kill Pussycat.

>Dat music video.

>>23944345
Hahahaha! Nodding in agreement while laughing at your clamps. Do you mainly use a pick? Or finger pick. (legit question, not trying to be clever w/ da fingers ref)

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>>23944339
not yet. Asked someone, but she wasn't entirely comfortable with it, which is fine. Alas. If only any of my female associates here could be as open/filthy minded as my /mhfn/ ladies.

>>23944343
Paul Oakenfold Ft. Brittany Murphy, Amanda Blank, Maroon 5

>basically anything just plain drenched in sex.

>>23944344
*Takes bow*

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>>23944191
I mostly collect FSB gear.
>>23944221
A butt a day keeps the doctor away.

>tfw recording and thinking about taking some guitar photos ans someone else already did.
Oh well. Welcome to Guitar Center, can I help you?

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>>23944355
It depends on the artist I am playing. For instance, Colin Hay is very conducive to finger style, whereas other staples of my repertoire, like ACDC are not quite so much.

I prefer very flimsy picks for very fast string work and light strumming.

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>>23944376
Subtle. But I laughed.

>>23944375
>Maroon 5
Yeah... let's get our paint on a la M5 "Love Somebody" haaaaaaaawt

>>23944382
Yah, just wondering what you play versus listen to... I still think Mark Knopfler is the finger picking guitah god. ACDC is all power chords, so not as fun to play, I'd imagine...

>>23944376
>a butt a day
Well, let's get preventative measures in! Better to prevent than treat. MORE BUTTS. (with hands/arms)

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I'm new so let me know if I'm doing it right.

>>23944385
I like these perspective shots. Most guitar vids obviously are head-on to show the technique, but here, we value suggestive angles... Anytime you guys are pointing oblong objects towards the camera is good.

>>23944396
Oh, you're doing it right! Welcome!

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>>23944391
not all powerchords. Mostly their most popular songs are, that was the sound at the point in time when they were consistent chart toppers. But much of their less popular music is actually surprisingly intricate, for the kind of music anyways. Pic somewhat related, playing Riff Raff here. It's not as fun to play in that it is usually less creative, physically, but the energy more than makes up for it IMO. ACDC has been consistently on my top 5 list since I was a young teenager.

>>23944396
There are poses and ideas in the pastebin at the intro post if you wanna take a look and get some ideas! Also take a look at this and the previous thread - maybe put your own spin to what some of the other guys have done?

>>23944342
>>23944116
I managed to fix my camera. Almost all the trees on center produce these little berries

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>>23944413

Once again, forgot the pic

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>>23944391
Also, I was thinking more 2010ish M5.

>Hands All Over

>>23944397
I agree, it makes for a more engaging photograph, IMO.

Here have some collar.

>>23944410
Ah. did you retch when you heard that Axl was going to join ACDC? I've only listened to their mainstream stuff. More listening time spent on metal and progressive ilk.

>>23944416
>>23944413
OMG! This is great!!! Kinda giggling at what you've captured, but loving the beauty and angle!

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>>23944419
Last guitar photo for now. But not the end of the set.

>>23944434
I was thinking your walls are pretty bare. You should try to put something/someone on dem.

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>>23944433
no, actually I didn't. I never particularly enjoyed Guns n' Roses's music, but I respect Axl Rose as a talented musician who's been a part of some very high quality rock music in his life. If ACDC repsects him enough to allow him in, that's good enough for me. He's no Johnson or Scott, but he has his own uniqueness to bring to the group.

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>>23944391
Yeah, I'm gonna need a female butt though ;D
And yeah, ACDC is pretty meh to play if you're alone, but if playing with an ensemble it's fun!

>Mark Knopfler
One of the most underrated guitarists. I would trade 2 feet of my height to be as good as him.

>I want to make a webm with sound, where post?

>>23944433
Again, glad you like. By all means keep asking for whatever takes your fancy, I'm really just guessing at what I should do

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>>23944439
I like the look of bare walls, but certainly would enjoy them with your back pressed against them. I'll be the nail that penetrates and supports you.

Missed this one last time.

>>23944446
Gah! Dis pic!!! Looking guuuuuud.
I loved GnR music, but Axl sounds terrible now- out of shape and practice. Was more offended by the price gouging for the mini reunion tour/stunt that they did earlier this year, but hey, if they can command that kind of bank, more power to 'em

>>23944449
We are all about mutual gluteal therapy ITT! Trade only 6" of your height for Knopfler skills, my friend. That's all =)
>You can post a webm with guitar sound here, why not? I'd say no on the voice, though... Bc anonymity

>>23944451
Dude, I am creatively bankrupt after all my brain spooge the past few weeks. =( but I'm sure I'll do some random muttering and shouting in the thread about poses and ideas as they come to me

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>>23944463
>out of order

Bahh now I'm all flustered. Somebody come help me relieve this tension? Trading massages for sexual favors, either direction.

>>23944470
I'm not sure 6" will give me much.. But then again, nobody likes a short guy.. (pls don't hate me short guys or girls fond of short guys)
But you can't post webms with sound here right?
>also don't worry about my voice. Not fond of it so wont post it anywhere unless my life hangs on it ;)

>>23944463
Indeed, that's what I was suggesting.
>my walls are bare, too - with exception of very large mirrors... to make the room look bigger, no other reason...

>>23944477
FUCK. Too flustered to help, sorry!

>>23944482
Well, to those of us who are shorter than 5'4"... 6' is pretty tall...
Oh. Didn't know that about webm and sound. Another poster uploaded his audio to clyp.it. So the audio and video tracks were on different hosts... a bit clunky, but would get the job done. You could also post to YT, but we might not visit if didn't want to know your identity for reasons.

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>>23944474
That works then. I'll try post what I can in the meantime

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>>23944485
At least that's what you tell your guests, right? What about the mirror on the ceiling? And don't worry about the teddybear with the one glassy eye that beeps occasionally... Haha!

>Srsly though, I'd let you record me. Even if I didn't know about it at the time, it would be ok.

Booty graspin'.

What happened to those other two ladies? You two just lurking?

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>>23944482
Well if we think of information as a variation (state/position/whatever school you might subscribe to) of energy, and considering the conversion between matter and energy, 6" of human height would give you probably more information than you would know what to do with in your entire life. You could probably sacrifice a cm and be the best guitarist in the world.

This is of course equating skill and information, which is not really that close to accurate.

>>23944502
No mirror on ceiling... yet. (ceiling fan in the way)
>Would make a sex vid w/ you. I'm no exhibitionist, but watching oneself get fucked heightens the whole experience, hence the mirrors

>>23944517
dis pic.
c'mon now... I just ate, but now I'm hungry again...

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>>23944531
Just. You. Wait.

>>23944536
Come over to my place. Cal king bed- plenty of space for video production.

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>>23944536
It. Gets. Better.

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>>23944555
You've got a nice balanced setup I trust? I'll bring my camera for high quality video.

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This shit is officially the new love of my life. Shits so concentrates.

>>23944569
Speechless anticipation. Fuck! Meltdown has commenced...
Yes, bring your camera and your friends from this thread. The more the merrier.

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>>23944574
I hear you. I bring a little baggie on long runs with me sometimes, down the powder and drink from a fountain. Gels usually work better for me, but they're so much more expensive, pahh.

>>23944569
weeping with joy over drawstring sweatpants. *pats self on back for clothing requests*

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>>23944580
You are filthy. I fucking love it.

>>23944581
Aaaaand the butt dimples come out! I have to leave for a second and bust a move. HYSTERICAL SHRIEKING

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>>23944588
I took a better one, a closeup, but I think I accidentally deleted it. I'm certain you'll get off just fine without, though ;)

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>>23944581
Well I don't run. But I work 72 hours a week in a 125 degree building so I leak like a fucking sieve.
>Overweight
>Had high blood pressure since birth
>E/C stack

Whew lads

>>23944600
Lol!! Truth. Killing me, man. Am wrecked.

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>>23944607
Also been there. Was a cook at a Fish Fry for three years. FF ran all summer long and had no AC. It sometimes got pretty close to 125 above that grill. Stay hydrated my friend.

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I love how my neighbours let's me play guitar without starting to bang the wall after 20 minutes

>I don't think they like Job for a Cowboy

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>>23944608
not yet you're not. I'm not done, so either you stay with me, or I'll tie you to the bed posts and just have my way.

>>23944631
I am in love with your fuzzy butt. Good god, I need those buns in my hands and face.

"This is the way the panties end... not with a bang but a whimper" -no disrespect to T.S. Eliot

>>23944607
Looks like you're getting awfully creative with a way to kill yourself there.

>>23944623
20 minutes?!? Nice neighbors! I had about 5 minutes when... getting vocal before they got mad. Total mood killers. I have since moved. =)

>>23944640
Ehh. It's like adderall. I use it to fight the appetite and depression. Honestly if I die at 21 from a heart attack I really didn't deserve to live anyway

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>>23944638
I love my butt too. Surprisingly soft for a runner's butt, especially when put into context with the rest of my lower body muscles, but if I flex it it's just two handfuls of solid, ripply goodness.

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>>23944650
They never complain when I have someone over, but when I play guitar..
I've lived here since I was 17, never got to play guitar though my amp.

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>>23944650
I'd like to keep them up all night long with you.

>>23944663
OK- real talking here. You are worthy of life. You don't need pills and shit to change that fact. I don't tell people what to do, but I hope that someday soon you will realize that you are worthy of love and have much love to give.

>>23944665
>>23944675
Well, I'm in an isolated unit now, but the neighborhood dogs are going nuts with my shrill screaming at the moment... GODDAMN. I'm gonna pass out. All the blood has rushed to my ladyparts.

>>23944672
This is why you need a home studio one day... you can real talk to me when you need advice on such...

>>23944663
So how's that working out for you? The EC thing? Not to get all preachy, but last night you've been posting booze and shit, and that just seems counterproductive.

>>23944663
This is way too sad man, don't talk about yourself that way. You deserve better than that. You should try to wake up telling yourself how cool you are. You can overcome those things without pills. It's just a matter of drive, which I know depression saps from you, but I was able to work past it without meds, and I believe you can work to get past it too.

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>>23944680
Get those swollen lady parts over here so I can tease you with my mouth. Among other things I also have a very large tongue.

>>23944703
You're going to need that XXL tongue to lick up all of my wetness. And tears.

>>23944676
>>23944691
Whoa now friends. I appreciate it and all but I'm chemically depressed not existentially depressed. I have Borderline personality disorder, I won't go into a big speech about it but I can sum it up real quick

>You have bi polar and PTSD and you'll probably get schitzo before 45 so idk, there's no real medicine and frankly it's a girls disease so there's no male support groups.

>Also 95% of people that know what it is consider you the worst kind of non normal person aside from like true sociopaths so enjoy that lack of understanding and social life.

My life is fine, I just had to harden up and learn to live exactly where I'm in control. A mild depressed state of existence that numbs my overactive emotional receptors no pity story.
>>23944689
I take it for energy not weight loss. I'm okay with being a fat fuck as I've been one all my life. Also fuck it yolo.

Sorry to derail post just wanted to clear a few things up.

>>23944691
It's not just a matter of drive. I'm just gonna throw it out there and make it really fucking clear.

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>>23944715
You have no idea how badly I want to. I'd start by kissing and biting you on your inner thighs, working my way inward to your outer labia, where I would take some time just to kiss you and enjoy the feeling of your skin. Continuing inward to spiral my tongue around the inside of your outer labia, but the outside of your inner labia, pausing every rep to push your hood back and press my tongue on your swollen clit.

I bet you taste so good.

>Whoops, where did all of my clothes go?

>>23944727
>>23944730
I know. Sorry. I'm not arguing with you on treatment and shouldn't have brought it up. I just want treatment to be effective enough to stave off self-destructive habits/consequences.
>Sorry about all da feels, but all life is important to me, including yours. Again, sometimes my verbal filter is not on.

>>23944739
ejk;kldfs;jl@$%!!!
JFC!!!!
Excuse me, I need to download all these images WITH dirty talk. It looks like I put myself in a Vitamix at this point.

You da man, Books. Someone get an industrial sponge/mop/whatever....
FUCK!

>>23944748
No you're fine. It doesn't bother me. I appreciate you caring I just don't want people worrying about me unnecessarily. I have no problem sitting down and letting people see the inside view of a "mentally defective" person.
>I should start a blog.

>>23944727
>no male support groups
If you are interested, you can e-mail one of my throwaway accounts manhandsforearmsnecks at gmail. Had a buddy who found a good group for therapy, but it was not a traditional one specific to the conditions you mention. It supplemented his other treatment.

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>>23944748
No it's ok. It's just that when people say things like that they're dimishing (not sure if that is the right word, reducing maybe?) the gravity of depression.
Which is really, really bad to do, especially when you don't know who might be reading.

>>23944727
Sorry to hear that man. Know that, for what it's worth, you have support here. I wish you the best, and even if it can't fix it, taking the steps in your life to improve your situation, physiologically do make a difference.

>>23944730
Okay, I did overstep a little there; it's not just a matter of drive. But like I said above, taking steps to improve yourself in the right ways does make a difference at the physiological level, which is where many forms of depression stem from.

I was bipolar depressive for 2 years in late undergrad. I changed my diet, started working out regularly, sleeping on a normal schedule, and picked up hobbies and over the course of about a year and a half worked my way out of it without meds. Today, a few years later, I have very few symptoms, and if they start affecting my life again, usually I've fallen off of my regimen and when I force myself back onto the regimen within several weeks they diminish again. Don't underestimate the power you have over your own mind and body.

>>23944764
Yep, I know. I typed too soon without knowing the specific situation, which I don't usually do. I blame it on sexy distraction. I do appreciate the catch, friend.

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>>23944753
Wait there's another.

>>23944772
OHGOD. This is where I'm just hitting the mattress with my fist, whimpering for mercy! Your balls are going to be fucking empty for days after I get done with you.

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>>23944764
Yah, same. I meant no offense and wasn't trying to diminish the gravity of the situation. Was just trying to empower >>23944760
and make it known that the situation is not written in stone.

>>23944772
And another.

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>>23944790
And a last one.

Sorry for odd image shape... had to crop for, uh... reasons.

>>23944790
I gotta log off. It's going to look like ground zero at my place shortly. When you see it on national news, blame Books.

See ya, thread.

>>23944769
And for someone who's been struggling with severe depression since childhood and been at the brink of suicide several times, reading shit like that makes me want to puke.

Empower all you want, but for the most time, it'll only make yourself feel good. Think about that. Or at least try to.

>>23944786
>For days

Yah probably. I haven't had sex in months, so my production is downgraded from what it used to be. Once or two really good orgasms, which is what I would expect you would facilitate, would probably be enough to stop me for the rest of the day. You'd need to give a me a week or two to work my way back up to any semblance of a many-loads-per-day capability. After that though, I promise you'll have a hard time draining me completely ;)

>>23944797
>>23944790
>>23944772
>>23944739
these are exceptional
thnx

>>23944801
Bye bye <3

>>23944802
Alright, I didn't mean to offend anyone; my intentions were very positive, so try not to take it so personally. I did think about it - I thought about what helped me work through BD, and I thought that maybe I would be able to inspire someone else to know that it's not pointless to try.

It kind of makes me want to puke that you would try to put someone else down for overcoming a very awful situation when you, yourself, presumably know exactly how awful that situation is and how damaging that kind of feedback from others can be. And on top of that, why would you try to stop that person from trying to help yet another person dealing with a similar situation? You've got a lot of negativity, and I think that you should also think before you post, because that was a pretty shitty thing to do.

Sorry to all for shitting up thread with personal shit. Just got my jimmies rustled. I'm out.

>>23944833
Oh, and sorry for forgetting to respond to you. You're welcome <3 I'm glad you enjoyed them!

You know. Getting off the obviously touchy subject of mental illness I do wonder if I'm the only one who'd like a female version of this thread. I can see ass and titties all day but it might be kinda neat to see girls try to show off normally mundane things like arms and hands and necks.

Thoughts from the other guys?

>>23945006
I'd probably lurk that thread

>>23945006
Yes that's a good idea!

>>23945006
Just what /soc/ needs. Another female part thread.

>>23943519
Hello butt!
>>23943540
And bulge.... (I'm not drooling, I promise.)

>>23944281
>>23944301
Is it.. weird that I wanna playfully chew on those piercings?

>>23944449
>>23944470
Definitely no more than 6". You're not allowed to become shorter than me.

>>23944631
>>23944665
>>23944675
>>23944739
>>23944772
This is the sound of me melting.

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I dislike doing errands all day

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When the boss ain't looking so you start practicing your self bondage at work then realise you might be too good and you have trouble getting it off before you're fired.

Back thread <3! enjoying all images (and webms) but not the chat. :(

>attractive fit guys and also their hands thread
Sigh

>>23945825
Nothe really, we like chubby arms as well. Any arms as long as you know how to pose them

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While not particularly original content from me, this was my "something beautiful today" picture for the challenge from the last thread. It's roughly 15 degrees cooler today than the past few days, and it has been breezy as well. This means that I can sit on the back porch, listen to the birds sing, be comfortable, and actually enjoy it.

>>23945910
Oh yes, heyyyy I love this. So much to gawk at in this photo, fuck!

>>23945840
Fucking auto correct, need to proofread posts, but this thread excites me so.

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I'm not dead.

>>23946044
Guhhhhhh fuzzzzz where have you been?!

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>>23946057
Not here :3

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We classic fashion and classic firearms.

>>23945840
Nah it really is by and large girls thirsting after half naked fit guys. Which is fine but I thought wasn't really the point of the thread.

>>23946225
Good now that you're back! How are youuuuuuuu?

>>23946247
Bb pharmacy tech? Pharmacist? I don't know what you are but I'm happy to see you!

>>23946268
It has nothing to do with the girls. I'm not fat or chubby by a long shot. There's a poster that can vouch. Also my other femanon friend is neither, but honestly, even so what the fuck does it matter? This thread is arm neck and hand appreciation, who the fuck cares who enjoys? Better then a bunch of cocks muddling up a thread.

>>23946297
No, he's saying by and large as in an amount of. Like it's just girls lusting after half naked fit guys like other threads.

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>>23946276
Oh, I'm okay, could be better, not in the best mood.

>>23946316
Which it is not. We like hands arms and necks here. Me personally I love a thick chubby hand and arm and a thick chubby dude. It has nothing to do with his physique. But all arms necks and hands turn me on.

>>23946322
What's wrong sugar?

>>23946341
Ya lying. And ya hoeing. I'm not saying it's not possible but that'd be against the genetic imperative of attractiveness and statistics.

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OHH YEAH!

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>>23946268
Since all the people posting here get compliments that's not true, also I'm not fit either and still get nice comments :)
>>23946297
Yep.
>>23946316
Well, I guess fit guys are always popular, so there is that, no idea how many women/guys actually lurk here and enjoy the content, curious about that though.

>>23946346
Eh, just a bit sad and whatnot, I don't really like blogging or spreading negativity, so just enjoy the content. But thanks for asking ;)

I'm at a crossroads.
Do I
>Write the big scene I've been planning in my short story
>Go beat my fleshlight up
>Stay here and finger fuck guns for imaginary women

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>>23946398
GODDAMNIT I KEEP FORGETTING THE PICTURES

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>>23946398
>>23946400
Also turns out I have that accessory tendon that some people don't have.

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>>23946398
I would probably vote for your short story. But since the most welcome choice in this thread would be #3, and I don't want to feel the wrath of catwoman or bossypants, I will choose that.
>>23946422
What's that accessory tendon you speak of?

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>>23946447
Alright. Flat wrist.

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>>23946460
>>23946447
That divot is a tendon that a good percentage of the population doesn't have. It's hard to see because lol wrist tats.

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Also got more different colours of paint, just not that easy to draw when you're uncreative af like me :D

>>23946353
There's a saying I like which is, "take what you like and leave the rest". I like seeing interesting and beautiful things in photos. I've spent my entire life observing hands and arms and fingers- working, playing, loving, etc. They communicate a lot. I get turned on by veins and arm hair and Adam's apples on attractive dudes. But I also get a lot of joy and delight from funny antics that posters here do, even if I don't care for his physique.

A guy with a poor physique can create a wonderful photo with his hands that I love.

A guy with a hot physique can (and easily has) created photos that I hate because it's taken without any thought as to what he wants to communicate in that photo.

A whiny post is still a shit post. Get creative. Try harder. Self-pity is a dead end that only you can drive yourself out of. Thanks.

-bossypants on mobile (sorry for thread neglect... Was on a closed set video shoot today and devices were confiscated)

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>>23946528
Damn, I don't even know what I'm trying to tell with my pics and webms, I just do stuff that sounds good/funny or you girls request :D

>Was on a closed set video shoot today and devices were confiscated
What are you even working as? Are you some kind of celeb or working with them? :O

>>23945910
Aaaaaand you have no idea how happy this post makes me!

>>23946374
I'm a feels person (in case that wasn't painfully obvious). Let me know if you wanna chat through the throwaway emails. Although I will be sitting in traffic soon, and tend to get motion sick easily in cars while looking at devices, so it might be a while.

>>23946398
I personally opt for #1, only because I find writing quite enjoyable and therapeutic.

>>23946548
>celeb or working with them?
Yes.

>>23946528
I mean I have posted here before and I'm willing to do whatever requests or poses anyone wants but it seems like everyone just wants to erp with the attractive guys, so yeah.

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A girl told me I have beautiful hands once so I dunno, you be the judge.

>>23946578
Waaa waaa women don't immediately fawn over me like I'm a Greek god even though I've opened no communication or dialogue channels
Whiny
Cunt

>>23946595
That wasn't even close to what I said but great attempt.
All I'm saying is that the threads often devolve into girls ERPing with 1 or 2 attractive guys, which u can't even fucking deny happens like every time lol

>>23946597
I can and will deny it. I'm by far the most fucked up and unattractive nigga here and I've managed to spend plenty of time talking back and forth with everyone. Women multi task and can roleplay on one post then hold a serious convo the next. Just die.

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>>23946597
maybe you're just not mysterious enough?

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>>23946605
Nice eyes no homo

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>>23946608

>>23946578
-It is easy to fawn over the hot guys
-I doubt we have more than 5 regular femanons regularly checking this thread
-I've spent an inordinate amount of time and energy on this thread to motivate quality content and encourage content. I also have a job, social life and hobbies. I don't have time to fawn over anything that doesn't really impress me. Take the time to read the thread and look at others' pics and jokes. Learn and participate. If no love, try a different thread. Start your own where you can be the star. The only unconditional love anyone is likely to get is from a puppy or one's mom, and even that isn't guaranteed. Certainly not on 4chan ffs.

Aaaand I'm in a car again. See ya, thread.

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Meh.

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Alright guys and girls. I've gotta bang this chapter out so I'm gonna shut down for a while. I might be back later tonight diesel signing off

>>23944790
>>23944797
Typical hand porn am I right guys

>>23946647
Kek I don't mind when cws in /feet/ show titties!

>>23946722
Where's your sense of propriety? Obviously everyone is here just for the hands and adding nudity only cheapens the purity of everyone's sincere and genuine hand fetishes, duhhhhhhh

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>>23946276
Pharm tech is right. One more year left of school though. Then I'll be a pharm tech with a Bachelor's of History.

>>23945965
>>23946555
Thank both of you- sincerely. The amount of time, energy, and enthusiasm (the last one in particular) that I've witnessed from you in my time here is impressive- and appreciated. Words, you know, in case pictures aren't enough.

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>>23940676
First post here, what do you think?

Incoming wall o' text...

>>23945228
Curl that gas, bruh! Tennis balls everywhere are jealous of those shorts...

>>23945534
Ah... I'd expand the image, but what appears to be a budding toe/foot off your elbow gives pause

>>23945910
Just re-iterating that this post made my day. Look how relaxed he is, despite elongated posture on the neck! A red accent against otherwise beautiful neutrals (denim, grey, trees). AND we got a nice note that finding and capturing beauty did something nice for him, too. I fucking love it.

>>23946044
>>23946225
>>23946322
>>23946374
Totally cute. TGF, you're too much of a gentleman to draw a dong or boobies with those fingerpaints, but I would've laughed my ass off if you had. =D As it is, I give you a B- in fingerpainting. Good thing you have other skillz ;)

>>23946366
Would've been better if you were dressed as the Kool-Aid man to match the caption. Pass.

>>23946465
Well, that's cool. What does the extra tendon give you other than party conversation material?

>>23946474
You love food, right? Close your eyes and think of a food item or dish that reminds you of a time when you felt safe or loved. Paint it. Do not use more than 4 colors total. Thank you. =)

Oh, and you can't say that you're not creative. Plenty of ladyboners from your suggestive pics and clever captions/banter!

>>23946592
Hard to say- looks like just another hand without more context. But I like the shadow you created and the fact that you have some tension in your hand.

>>23946624
OK, tell me about the Venn diagram and other design. Let's see moar.

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Too lewd or just lewd enough?
In other news my fuckbuddy is otherwise occupied on my only day off this week >:c

Incoming wall o' text cont'd

>>23946647
>>23946734
Please stop with the inferiority complex. Yes, we request lewds from posters who are willing to do them and who have physiques that we like. Books was requested by fans a few threads ago for these nude pics (without showing full package) and he delivered.

The ratio of his non-nude content to nude is slightly over 50:1. Each of his sets showcases his photography skills well and has a narrative to it. He puts a lot of thought into what he shares to cater to a broad audience and to inspire others, which is more than I can say for you.

6'6 has a rocking body too but I enjoy his stupid Sharpie claws as much as his Marvel-wearing butt grabs. He also puts thought into funny filenames, captions and narratives as he chats.

This other dude yet to be named fucking went and found a goddamn rose to fondle at my request! And put thought into how to frame it!!! That's pretty fucking swoon-worthy!

Anon, I'm sorry that no one fell head over heels for a random "here's muh body part" pic, but if you're still here... these guys know that it's better to fuck a girl in her head before you even touch her. Get some humility and learn how to do it and pls stop the man-child whining.

>>23947084
You need a name, anon! I'm about to pass out after pissing on the Internet, but let's figure one out. You "get it". What do you think of BlueExposure.

>>23947377
I think you got dem veins and skinny fingahs! Welcome. But I also threw up a little bit because of bare male feet in the background.

>>23947534
Hey! (Narc?) Not too lewd at all. Doesn't do it for me given lighting and the time it took me to orient to the pic, but I think Catwoman will like when she wakes up!

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RANDOM REQUEST / IDEAS

Got a yo-yo? Let's see you use it. (Finger extensions, forearm, all sorts of fucking moves you can do with this).

Ever have to pry open a can of pickles or something else for a girl because her hands weren't big enough or wrists weren't strong enough? Let's see those tendons and strength.

And my request for the sexy dude at the mic still has not been filled. Manly men with Adam's apples... get thee to a mic w/ stand at once! (pic related)

Finally... GREEN! FFS where are those button-fly chinos and white (now probably sweat-yellow-and-grey) tee?

G'night thread. And fuck off.

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>arm thread
Plot twist!

Morning. And excuse the mess in the background.

>>23947574
^^jars instead of cans
>FFS pickles don't come in motherfucking CANS. They come in jars. JARS OF GODDAMN PICKLES.

>>23947580
ugh

>>23947596
Sorry.
I could try opening a jar of pickles with my feet if you'd like.

>>23947613
I would hate it. I detest most male feet, even prosthetic ones. The only thing I hate more are shitty, inciting shitposts.

Thx for the offer, though. And now I will have hot, angry fantasy sex with my men from this thread. Nightie night.

>>23947546
I'll have to work on lighting, I also need to think of more stuff to do with my hands that shows them off idk
I am open to suggestions

>>23947580
Fucking heathen how dare you sully the sacred hands thread with your inferior limbs

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>>23945170
It's ok, I won't trade even 1". Gotta be the tallest ITT.
>>23947546
>funny filenames, captions and narratives
I wouldn't say much thought goes into my filenames (lol) but thank you for the very kind words.

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>>23947546
Sorry bout that. Didn't notice em when I posted :/

>>23946353
Believe what you will, I'm done arguing about it. And will no longer respond to you.
>>23946597
>attractive guys
I honestly don't say a whole hell of a lot to many of these guys except the regular posters. They keep the thread alive and panties a little damp. If you dump two photos and expect me to fawn over your hands for the next week you're confused.

>>23946374
Aye, I will and am enjoying the content!
>>23946447
>don't want to feel the wrath
Oh I think you'd like to feel it, actually. ;)
>>23946474
Am enjoying dirtayyy paint hands no matter what they are painting. Would prefer my body instead of paper/canvas.
>am also bad at painting, but I still paint.
Come paint shitty art with me, I'll cheer ya' up!

>>23946592
You do!

>>23946624
Fffffucking hand tattoos. Goddddd come to me now!

>>23946953
Was just wondering about you looking back on your hilarious/sexy coffee post you did. You're back with guns to appease me.

>>23947377
Would continue to look at more.

>>23947534
Hnnng! Fucking. Umf.
>totally didn't stare at this for 15 minutes.

>>23947827
Why do your hands have to be this hot? I'm going to climb you, fuck.

>>23947839
You're so pale it makes me happy.

>>23947858
The veins, god, the veins.


The amount of utter garbage and whining about who's getting attention and what is enjoyed is absurd. If you feel like talking about it shoot me an email with your address, I'd be happy to ship you some tampons.

Also this is hands/arms/necks. Don't post your leg, or your eyeball.

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>>23947922
And again within days of my arrival I have incited arguing with my bipolar accidentally instigative posting. I will take my cue and my leave.
Signing off for the last time.
>See ya later space cowboy

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>>23947574
Pickle jar ain't got shit on me.
>>23947922
They have to be if I'm gonna be allowed to touch your butt.
>Climb me and ride me

>>23947983
Let me argue one more time. Your bipolar disorder didn't make you instigate. You did that on your own.
For reference
>bipolar 2 diagnosed 11 years ago. Unmedicated for 9.5 years.
First time I felt the need to mention it via this shit site.

>>23947984
The fact I lovepickles just makes this better.
>Oh I'll climb you, and ride you alright.

>>23948012
Let me counter once more on my drive to work.
>BPD for 4 years never medicated because I guess I'm a madman and just like hurting myself.

Not to discredit you but borderline is an entirely different beast that's a cluster disorder composed of bipolar and PTSD and a characterized inability to percieve who you are as a person. Not discrediting you but we're generally regarded as much worse than bi polar and almost impossible to treat, a significant portion of psychs won't even take us on as patients because we're emotional wrecks and manipulative to an extreme degree and accidentally drag others into our storm of life.
This right here is why I live alone in life, I put stress on my family, I put stress on my friends and I just generally stress people out. So again. I want off the ride because I hate bothering people.

Not looking for sympathy. Don't reply to this post because I will check it obsessively for a few days and I can't refrain from posting when others are talking about or to me because I'm weak.

>>23947546
You already named me Torque. It's confusing enough with mobile IDs in these threads, I think I'll just stick with one name.

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>>23948012
And then I'm gonna do you on the kitchen counter.

>I haven't had anything but fruits and nuts to eat since lunchtime Friday. I love the summer <3

>>23947413
I'm an artist. So one is a color wheel. The other is a symbol that's important to my family heritage

>>23948166
The amount of times I've had that thought should creep you out. You fucking me on the counter, that is.

>shove a banana in my mouth, please.
>not the fruit.