MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>23906369

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In!

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Hey Everyone!

>>23927681
Pain in the ass, Mr. webm...

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Hello denizens of /mhfn/.
It is I. The bastard with the wolf.. well. .. soon anyway...

>>23927681
Hiiiii bb.

>>23927687
>>23927695
Oh heyyy! Holy forearms!

>>23927932
Guhhhhh! Mouth watering!

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>>23927932
Hello anime friend.

How is everyone else. This took a while to get right and I really hope you like it.

>>23928468
Holy hell your arms are huge!

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>>23928536
Everything on me is huge unfortunately.

I'm so dirty from work and i really don't want to shower.

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Watchu think senpaii?

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>>23927655

>>23928605
Blurry but looks like I'm about to get on top of you in a hotel room and ruin those sheets. Nothing wrong with that... Moar pls

>>23928559
It's crazy! So beefy.

>>23928605
Nice neck.

>>23928684
Oh heyyy

>tfw you realize just how out of shape you are
>tfw the physical activity of a heavy makeout sesh actually makes your shoulders and upper back muscles sore
God damn guys I need to go to the gym being a weakass fuck ain't sexy

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>>23928706
Water bottle for reference.
>Don't workout
>800 pound leg press because big country boy
>Farm life is hard.

>>23928721
Holy hell man!

>>23928684
Hm... In absence of veins/strength pose, perhaps try subbing in stupid joke for caption. E.g., "Lighter? But I barely even know 'er!"

>>23928468
While huge physicality isn't my preferred porn, you get props for sharing your tats and for being a farmer, anon! Mad respect for that.

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>>23928709
>bragging about making out (/soc/ is 18+ to post)
>doesn't post pic
>doesn't post something clever
Sorry if harsh, but c'mon.

>>23928792
Veins- great. Masking technique- needs improvement. Social skill- lacking. Try again, pls?

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>>23928696
Damn anon. :o
This good? Apologies for the bite.

>>23928706
Much obliged.

>>23928840
i trimmed the image with a trackpad in ms paint, not worth a whole lot of effort imo. im actually pretty social, i just use my hands a lot and therefore my forearms have become vascular.

>>23928846
Yep- looking good. Would crawl into sheets with. Too bad the insect/bug left the bite mark. Usually I like to do that...
>hotel for client work travel?

>>23928853
I gotchu- see, we got some words out of you! (That was what I was teasing you for- doing a flyby with no greeting.)

I use MS Paint for quick edits, too. Dig your forearm. When you have time, come back w/ pics that showcase them?

>>23928886
>>hotel for client work travel?
Unfortunately I'm still a student so nope, I just like white sheets.

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Skinny people make good veins

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I'm trying to learn how to be sexy please teach me

>>23928928
Cool, welcome! QT5K also has white sheets and a delicious neck/bod. Check out the prior thread(s), pastebin, etc. and come back to play with us!

>>23928803
Oh christ I love you.

>>23928846
Dat hand to!

>>23928932
Yessss let's see the underneath.

>>23928937
Not bad

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Wound up being a kinda rough day at work- so no new "dirty arm working an undercarriage" pics today. I really just want to sit back and relax.

>>23928957
thanks! how can I go from not bad to good?

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But there's something persistently demanding attention...

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deadlift hands

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...and I wondered if any of the lovely ladies here might have some ideas on what to do about it?

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Ask and you will recieve

>>23928932
Indeed, they can (but not always). You got some strength going on there, thx for sharing!

>>23928937
This senpai is exhausted because sexy regular contributors have worn her out. Grasshopper- view previous threads. Observe what makes the ladies' panties disintegrate. Come back after studying the ways of 6'6, TGF (thisguyfucks), Books, QT5K, Torque, and a finite but large number of gods that came before you...

>>23928986
Fuuuuuuuuhck.
And now, I'm going to be late for my 7:30pm appt, even though I've been killing time in the car after arriving early. Awesome. You guise are killing me in a ecstatic way.

>>23928986
Good lord, man. You're supposed to leave the exhaust pipe on the fucking auto, not install it in your crotch!
Gotta go. <3 u

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I hate taking picture. I'm not that great at it, lol

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>>23928206
Thanks for the compliment!

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Hope the hair isn't so bad, lol

>>23929008
If it helps at all, those were my only pics before I go to bed. They won't cause your focus to drift during your appointment, will they?

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Hands? Okay lol

>>23929194
Whoops, forgot to type stuff.

I dunno what I'm doing

>>23928962
>>23928969
>>23928986
Holy god.


>>23928968
Try someof the requests!

>>23928982
Danggggg

>>23928991
Yessss!

>>23929039
>>23929043
Hey you're welcome

>>23929065
Hands!

>>23929194
More?

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>>23929283
Sure

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Today is sweatpants and gray day.

Also might have catched a cold. Ugh.

>>23929392
Mmmmffff!

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Well then.

>>23929443
Oh hey freckles you're back!

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>>23928803
Sorry I was excite because dry spell
Here's ur picture of weak arm in question

>>23928919
can do. sorry for delay, got caught up in other things. will post tomorrow if thread is still up.

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>>23929468
Yeahhh. Somebody connect the dots on me

>>23929494
Oh Mannequin Man! I missed u! Come to us. We will shower you with luv and affection

>>23929392
Hnnnnnngh... Wtf... Grey sweatpants are like ahhhhhhhhh
>let me make u feel better. Poor bb

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>>23929422
>the sound you'll be making with your mouth full
>>23929570
Please do, I need your remedies ;)

>>23929545
No prob- we have work and school, too.
>if the thread is still up
Think of this thread as the opposite of the femanons that post here. It does NOT go down.

>>23929634
Stupid things guys say (but you'll find this amusing): "medical fact- rubbing balls with the tongue of a nubile female is proven to alleviate symptoms of most viruses" (I laughed)
I'd probably just treat you with hot water and putting you to sleep by reading you some Faulkner...

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>>23929752
Facts are facts!
And honestly, that sounds wonderful.

>>23929886
Are you underwater here?! Or am I more sleep deprived than thought?

Hang in there, 6'6... Shouldn't be difficult for you given that we know how well hung you are. <3

I was wondering if the belt pic would make the macro

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>>23930125
And the shifter knob one, i don't know what to say

>>23930147
Aww! Cute!

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>>23929899
You're right!

>I chuckled <3

First time a /soc/ thread gets me wet.
Some of you are insanely hot.

>>23929037
[insert nocturnal emissions joke here]
>>23929280
Yeah, that underwear is ri-dick-ulous. Glad you liked.

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>>23930221
He really is

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>>23930284
We're pretty much the best thread.

>>23930329
Definitely one of them

>>23929886
That hand.
Those fingers.

>>23929886
>>23930329
I'm so jealous over that pool. And yeah, this is definitely one of the best threads.

>>23930329
Yes, you definitely are.
Sexy, sexy hands.

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>>23930337
It's big.
They're long.
>>23930341
I am too. Maybe I should take my friends house for my own.
>>23930343
Thanks! They were made to grab stuff

>reusing pictures

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>>23930350
Break over. Back to work.
Keep the thread alive, my pretty ones!

>>23930350
You should! And then we can have a thread party by the pool?

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always thought they looked kind of weird and big for body

>>23930352
>>23930350
>>23930329
>>23929886

>>23928986
>>23928969
>>23928962

i wanna thank you for your existence

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>>23930464
You're welcome(?) ;D

>>23929634
I never thought about it like that, but I think you're right.

>>23929494
Other side?

>>23930147
Oh god Oh god why did you post this? It's melting my heart. Oh god. I don't think I'm going to make it.
>>23930325
Yep, you're trying to kill me with the cuteness.

>rip catwoman

>>23930352
You know what pictures of you with cigarettes so to me. Gawd.

>>23930623
Gonna need picked up off the floor. Send help.

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дoбpoe yтpo friends. The DMV sucks but I thought you might like my big watch for big men.

>>23930623
FUCK ME ohmygodugh *orgasm face*

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>tfw your hands look like a pugs face
A while ago I posted a picture of both my hands flexed, someone called me a whitewalker.

>>23930826
Yiiiissss more hand tattoos!

>>23930909
>>23930870
Other side?

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>>23930706
I know what pictures with cigarettes do to you, why'd you think I posted it? ;)

I have dibs on helping you up. You always help me up, so it's the least I can do. *nudge nudge*
>>23930826
Дoбpый дeнь! Tы гoвopишь po pyccкий?)
>>23930842
Fuck you? Yes, yes I will. Just like in the picture!

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>>23930929
Well I guess I'll never be a pianist with those fingers.

>>23930971
Please do, ill always help you up b. ;)
this pose though mmmmmffff!

>>23930971
Yes. Just... yes.

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>>23930971
I don't speak Russian unfortunately. Just have blood from there

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>>23931009
I have a long list of things you're going to help me with.
>>23931048
It'll be rough, but I'm sure you don"t mind!
>>23931072
That's cool! I'm (not actively) trying to learn Russian. Love that language.

>>23931139
>>23930971

Fucking perfect.

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Help my very large man hands and powerful fingers are bigger than my drink cup

>>23931000
I like those hands.

>>23931072
Obsessed with hand tattoos now.

>>23931139
God you're beastly today.

>>23931168
Ain't nothin' wrong with that!

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>>23931186
I really think they provide the best kind of visual wrapped around something, like the ankle of a mistress in high heels

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>>23931166
It'd be perfect if I had a body to grab.
>>23931186
I am? It's because my sexual frustration ;)

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Something from my skinnier days, a few years back.

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How's this?

>>23931205
Sounds like there'd be quite a few happy men if I even owned a pair of highheels.
>6'6? Thoughts?

>>23931209
I can help you release that, if I can have those hands handling me and massage those arms. Deal?

>>23931232
This is adorable.

>>23931236
Hey not bad, you're fuzzy!

>>23931295
Normal heels are like 2 inches right? You're 6+?
I don't meet women my height or taller. I bet it's like sexing an octopus. But I'd be happy to try.

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>>23931295
>high heels
God yes.

And yes, deal!

>>23930368
I need validation. Do my hands look weird, should I do something else with them? Should I start wearing gloves?

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>>23931295
That a bad thing?

>>23931300
No I was requesting an opinion from another poster that is also a heel fan. We refer to him as 6'6. I am pretty small. :(

>>23931301
Oh fuck me I love it when you're working on things.

>>23931303
No your hands are beautiful! I don't know how I over looked your post. You should do some requests, we love big hands here.

>>23930368
Moar, pls. We like big hands and hair on arms. Nice Adam's apple, too.

>>23930623
FFS. I can't look at this photo without whimpering.
>>23930971
>>23930971
GD! You and dis job were MADE for this thread. I'm laughing; I'm lubing.
>>23931209
Moving to xxx folder. These POV angles fucking kill me...

>>23931295
>if I even owned a pair of highheels.
Gurl! Take some of mine!!! All I wear are either stilettos or sneakers!

>>23931318
Not at all we love fuzzy men here.

>>23931324
I would fall over! I pretty much wear lace up boots all the time. Sometimes some vans if I am hiking. I'm bad at being a lady. :( please help me!

>>23931232
Nothing wrong with a doggie pic and an arm in a button-down shirt, ty!

>>23931303
I was playing catch-up on the thread- would like to see moar, pls

>>23931301
When you get done w/ that, I have some other things on mah chest that I need you to wrench

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>>23931323
I'm gonna work on you. It's gonna be hard and dirty.
>>23931324
Whimpering is good ;)
Yeah I guess it's a good match! I need a tripod..
More POV stuff?

>>23931342
>>23931345
>teach me how to lady
Hahah <3 are you two gonna have a lady school? In that case I volunteer for anything requiring a man

>I'm done with that. Time to go to work on your chest then.

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Looks like a map of downtown

>>23931342
LOL! I'm no lady, either. ;) we'll get you started on the 3" heels which are pretty easy so long as you're not running on cobblestone sidewalks (which you may have where you are). Then we work you up to the 4" ones, yiissss! Save the ones over 4" for bedroom only =D Or, if you have no need for heels... just get the bedroom only ones. ;)

>>23931353
I got hot sauce in mah bag... looks like you have some on your pinkie. kidding.

>>23931371
>tripod
Dude, you already have a tripod. We've seen it. (covered, of course)
More POV with our faces in crotch area, pls... but have mercy... I can't take too much at once. It's like porn overload with you guys! Need some silly shit mixed in.

>>23930368
>>23931303
Also would like to see more neck, if you're so inclined. we like nice Adam's apples, collarbones, jawline from the qts. but OK if you'd rather not, obviously

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>>23931398
>4"+ heels.
REQUESTING

I laughed at your tripod comment.
I'll take more of those pics, in that case.

>A man will open a box just as he would open a throat

>>23931420
hahaha! I've got a box for you to open, alright...
>pretty sure I donated the 4"+ heels after we finished the routine they were used for 'cuz I think platform heels look trashy... but I'll check...

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>>23931323
6'6 and I should get together and do bro shit like fix cars and take candids.
>Four arms in one photo

Whew lad

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>>23931458
As long as I'm not opening it with a knife ;)
>that's why they're hot. sometimes you want classy, sometimes you want trashy ;)

>>23931467
Yeah dude, even though I know jack shit about cars.
I can hand you the tools, or build an awning for the car, lol!

>Reposting WebM, will take OC when I get back from the store x)

>>23931521
Oh you're a carpenter? I have family in that business. I always did foundations

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>>23931544
I just build terrace and window awnings :D
And I worked as a welder for a bit :)

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>>23931576
Noice. Im a maintenance mechanic now (machinery in factories) but I do cars in spare time. Grew up doing it. What part of the us you in friendo?

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>>23931597
I'm actually Swedish :)

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>>23929561

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Just got back from training, here's what my arm and hand looked like right after. Horizontal bar is harsh on your hands.

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>>23931669
And some people may like this, too. Already changed from my shorts into my jeans because I need muh pockets.

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ANOTHER SUPER SPECIFIC REQUEST IDEA
>Just throwing it out there while doing a mobile flyby...will do thread catch up later

If you are a music composer/editor let's see those manly hands, wrists and forearms working at the console! Sliders and knobs (puns all intended) galore.

>imma keep dumping these in hoping it'll fuel others' creativity. I don't actually expect anyone to fill, groan.

>>23931728
I might be able to fulfill this request.

>>23931139
I most certainly don't mind
>>23931232
button down shirts and cute pets. Great combination.
>>23931682
Lovely hair. I really want to play with it.

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Okay, I did some stuff, pretty much only webms though.

>Pic related

Dice stuff, cracking walnuts, also some candle and wax webms and pics, and another surprise.

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>>23931682
Once upon a time i looked like i could be related to you

>>23931371
>hard and dirty
That's how I like it.

>>23931420
You can open my box.

>>23931682
Guhhhhh your hair.

>>23931922
Yiiiissss more webms incoming?

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Rate?

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>>23931973
>Do you want deez nuts?

Meh, that was shitty, but couldn't resist.

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>>23932011
I'm shit at cracking them with one hand.

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>>23931737
Good, strong hands like rough play.
>>23931973
I know you do, that's why I'm gonna leash you and keep you.

Let me open your box.
>what does that even mean? Hahah

>>23932011
You're lucky you're fuzzy. :|
>>23932040
You did pretty good!

>>23932051
>box: female genitalia, specifically, the vagina
Per urban dictionary;)

If you leash me I turn into an animal, be careful

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>>23932195
Usually crack them like that or just use a nutcracker, easier and less mess.

Now I'm curious, your wild side must be fun.

>>23932269
I only ever buy almonds. I should be eating more nuts.
Oh Wait....

I think everything about me is pretty wild, not just one side!

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>>23932195
Yup, leashing you. Might have to gag you as well, if you get too wild.

Hey, I got bored cooking. Here's how you do it.

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>>23932397

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>>23932408
oh yeah...

SPOILER ALERT:
this is fucking retarded.

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>>23932414
>saleelsawarim.mp3

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>>23932419

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>>23932423

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>>23932424
>finishing touches

>>23932397
We'll I'm going to get wild now that you mentioned it.
>>23932408
Did not know what this was until this photo.
>>23932414
Oh fuck, come make me food so I can watch your beastly arms and hands chop my veggies!
>>23932419
Pretty please!

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>>23932426
And then just fucking throw it in the pan, really.

>>23932426
Why has this weaponry not been in more posts?!

>>23932430
Deal!
I'll fuck you on the kitchen counter while it's cooking.

>>23932455
I'm sorry, but you are looking for /illiterate/
Can u pls delete, thx

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>>23932397
Whoa, stop playing with your sword.

Also
>The pen is mightier than the sword. En garde!

>>23932488
Lol! <3 when you two banter!

>>23932438
Food will be burning, inedible.
Will still have something for you to eat though.

>>23932488
Will you be writing for us today?

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>>23932436
It's been in a few!
>>23932488
Yeah dude, do you like my Zweihander?
>not referring to my cock

Also if the Pen is mightier than the sword.. that means I'll demolish you.
WITH MY FUCKING SHARPIE CLAWS

>>23932501
He's fun to banter with, quick of wit and doesn't salt!

>>23932513
You'll be edible though.

>>23932528
Hahahaha... Omg. I'm getting so many nasty looks for giggling right now... Dying...
Snickety-snootch!
>reminds self to only check thread from empty restrooms during the day

>>23932528
Not enough! Your arms are frustratingly veiny today

>>23932528
>btw, so thankful this thread bans "sharpie in pooper" pics!!!

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>>23932549
Snickety-snootch, I'll be licking your cooch
>Oh god
>>23932568
I guess that's how they look when I'm actually working and not chatting away all day, lol.
>>23932578
Why would we have sharpies in poopers in this thread? :(

>more box fucking

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>>23932626
Tfw you realize you're way past bedtime and will end up in sleep deprivation zombie mode all day
>fuké

Goodnight everyone!

>>23932626
But I want both

>>23932626
>>23932668
Box humping and pillow cuddling. Not sure which I'm more jealous of.

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Too lazy to crop, I've been told I have big hands

>>23932722
You do, you should do some requests

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>>23929698
>>23928919
i'm back with both my arms. sorry for shit quality, laptop webcam.

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>>23932731
Requests? Don't fully understand. First time posting in these type of threads

>>23932745
Oh hey again!

>>23932751
At the top of the thread there's a pastebin with requests

>>23932762
I can't see anything just no cock and butt holes lol how about you give me an idea :) did you already post?

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Donu't from bakery, about average size

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>>23932892
Fits on the palm of my hand

Earlier on in this thread-type's life there was talk of a imgur/tumblr/[whatever] accnt for archiving all of these pics. Did that ever come to fruition?

>>23932898
that donut looks tasty, friend. dig those tats, too.

>>23932782
Maybe holding various things, gripping and choking poses. Necks .

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2F0QEgmtQJ

>>23932906
Hi! I set up an imgur for thread panels and the pastebin for poses... But I don't think we should archive the pics bc it encourages lurking and leeching... Fans of thread can (and should) contribute by offering request ideas and encouraging our awesome contributors...

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>>23932513
Nope, no writing, but could do that some time.

I was actually planning on doing some painting with my fingers. I must have some paint left somewhere.

But for now you're getting dice, candle & wax and something else :)

>>23932745
im also down for requests btw. might not reply quickly because other activities take up much of my time, but i will deliver.

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Looks worse than it is.

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>>23932999

>>23932982
Ayyyy... Gonna miss this drop again. Sigh. <3 u forevah!
>>23932984
Thx! U need a nickname- can u give yourself one? Or can someone else name u? I've spent all my creativity chips for the week =(

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Why do I like that so much?

>>23932982
Omg this webm!!!!!!!


>>23932984
You should also check the paste!
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2F0QEgmtQJ
Would happily look at any of I!

>>23932999
Is that from your candle webm?

>>23933002
Oh noooo!!!!

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>>23932960
Thanks man they're protein donuts

>>23932970
Here's my forearms before I finished my sleeves

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>>23933006
I was actually a bit reluctant to do that, as you can see, I know it doesn't hurt at all and nothing will happen, but I dunno, fire -_-'

>>23933006
is mountanon taken? i happen to live in the mountains, i feel that would fit.

>>23933015
ill be sure to do a couple of those, thanks for the recommendations.

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>>23933015
Yep, dunno what's causing it to look so burnt.

But here you can actually see when I'm too slow and some of the hair on my fingers burns :P

>>23933028
I luv it! Only u don't look like undead Gregor clegane =D thx!! Will banter re: mountains later, I'm sure. Used to be around the Appalachians

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>>23933023
Little note tattoos if those are allowed

>>23933037
Whyyyyy would you let the finger fuzz I love so much burn?!

>>23933033
I'm excited to see

>>23933047
i live in the rockies, but i have family in the 'lachians. i also have family near the sierra nevada line, im pretty much just missin' out on volcanoes.

>>23933049
Guhhh we love tattoos!

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>>23933059
>>23933059
About to go play ball at the park ill be sure to come back. Have 13 tattoos in my arms total.

i gotta go to a party in a little bit, so one last question: would a video of me doing curls (or another related arm workout) be desired?

>>23933078
Oh awesome, you should take arm photos for us!

>>23933085
Yes absolutely!

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>>23933053
Haha, it's fine, there is enough of it.

>>23933037
>>23933026
>>23933008
>>23933002

omg! c: hahaha I was hoping you'd put the fire out as well glad you did it <3 you're the best sir.

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>>23933110

>>23933110
Hnnnnngg! Oh my!

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>>23933098
i gotta go now. will upload vid tomorrow. have a good night, femanon.

>>23933155
God I love these! We need more candle and wax play from everyone. Thank you fuzz!

>>23933190
Hnnngggg those veins!

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>>23933167
>>23933191
I really loved that, didn't know it would be so much fun, now I want that on other parts of my body as well, thanks for letting me find out I'm into that ツ

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>>23933216

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>>23933219

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And the end of my adventure with candles and wax.

>>23933216
>>23933219
>>23933221
>>23933253
I did not make the request, but God I'm glad someone did!

golf bro should come back. I liked his taste in game systems.

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>>23933264

>>23933302
Oh my god! I'd be terrified to do this!

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>>23933313
Why?

>Surprise

>>23933325
Because being burned gives me flashbacks to when I made pizza for a living, and burns are the worst!

Where the fuck are the regulars at? Don't make me find you.

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>>23933337
>What am I even doing here?

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>>23932528
Come at me, Penverine!

>>23933449
Come find me :3

>>23933462
I'm not sure, but it's arousing for some reason

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>>23933449
I feel like I'm not very good at coming up with poses and it's all really repetitive.
Idk anyway here's your picture

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Didnt think girls liked veins

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>>23933470
I don't know, my pain tolerance is too high, and they're too weak. I need better stuff for that.

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Already nearing the end to my webm onslaught.

>>23931168

FAT
A
T

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>>23933551
Haha, come on, I'm not afraid of you!

Why does that hurt though? Can barely feel them, maybe should try them on you, I already have some spots on my mind ;)

>Last webm, out of content for now.

>>23932970
That's fair enough

<3 you ladies. I'll be back again soon with some yummy (pun actually not intended this time) content! Promise!

>>23933509
You remind me of a guy I work with that I've always had a thing for via the clothes you're wearing. Also, this pose hnnnng!

>>23933530
>>23933539
Fuck this looks painful and hurt to watch but God the ideas it gave me.

>>23933546
If you're going to act like a douche nugget you can leave. It won't get attention for the photos you post. We like thick meaty arms.

>>23933565
Deleted and reposting for reasons. God this looks so painful!. Guhhhh it's arousing as fuck though
>also have some ideas

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This is a thing right

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Hallo

>>23933577
Yes yes it is!

>>23933582
We'll fuck me, you're back that lean looks like you're trying to pick me up.

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Wrist tattoos and puppers double win

>>23933609
Can't compete with that T B H

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>>23933609
Any Pokemon fans? Ash and pikatchu on the other side of my wrist

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>>23933601
Sorry to have kept you waiting

>>23933609
Ahhhhh that dogs eyes!!!!!

>>23933628
Just don't do it again or you'll be punished.
>this photo created a puddle

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>>23933639
Oh? What kind of punishment did you have in mind?

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In the process of getting more ink

>>23933645
>mfw I try and think of a punishment for you but all I can think of is you slapping me on the ass with that belt

>>23933648
Is this recent?

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>>23933655
Well, if that's the case...

>>23933264
>candle and wax requests
Brain vomit at your service, gurl! Admittedly got the idea while playing with ball-shaped candles at an event that I wanted to gouge my eyeballs out at =D

>>23933523
Knowing is half the battle, GI Joe. Bring it.

>>23933568
Of course, being the porn mongerer of this thread, I've personally archived some faves in case you need something as a reference. Or in case I need a reference... Like now, wanting to GET ON my fucking hot instructor ughhhhhh

>>23933582
Oh god. Mountanon, are you about to do some mounting here?

>>23933621
Your pic with full on face does not make me happy =(

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>>23933655
The owl was 3 weeks ago, last pic was 2 days ago.

>>23933660
Well now I'm just breathing heavily drooling. Fuck. You could do some damage.

>>23933667
Your sassyness just makes me tear up a little with joy

>>23933546
Oh yeah, never mind. We like veins, but not when they're on asshat douchebags.

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>>23933670
Last one gonna take a shower and go on tinder for a bit

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>>23933667
I mean, that's always an option

>>23933672
Same here, girl! Sass sistahs for life! I'll be back at wifi in a couple of hours to do proper bitch slapping and adoration. =D

>>23933694
"I have seen the top of the mountanon and it is good"

Halp.

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>>23933672
I'd do more belt stuff but I'm currently a bed

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Hi, this is my hand ;)

>>23933716
That is okay, that's plenty to drool on for now. That kitten might kill me. The cuteness is so painful.

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>>23927655
First time.

>>23933509
We don't mind repetition. There are so many different angles, lighting, outfits! Every day presents new opportunity to surprise and delight! You don't have to flood our panties all the time!! Plus, I enjoy teasing u bc u don't take yourself too srsly

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>>23933733
Actually, i had one more

>>23933782
Am officially a puddle, send help. fuck.

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Actually! I have some things to post now! Will still make yummy new content soon, but a happening that happened today made me realize that I probably have years of photos with hands and creepy-crawlies stored away on my XHDD! I'm going to dump and chat for a short while because it's bed time.

These are (most likely) not sexy, but still kind of on topic and might inspire somebody else to do something cool!

Picture is an amblypygid from Guanacaste province in Costa Rica with my dirty fingers in the background!

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>>23933833
This one has pretty cool texture. Although I wish the DOF weren't so shallow - it could have been a really nice photo, IMO.

>>23933833
No spiders Dx

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>>23933787
im back for 2 minutes here ya go

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>>23933846
Actually, Amblypygi are not spiders! They're closely related... ish. But an entirely separate Order from spiders!

That being said, I believe that's the only photo of either an Amblypygi or spider I was actually able to find while digging through old trips.

This is a wood-boring bess beetle. We actually have these in the US, albeit much smaller and usually solid black.

>>23933833
The quality on these are amazing, dude

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>>23933865
Millipede! This one, the previous one, and the bess beetle are all from Parque Cusuco in Honduras.

>>23933865
Holy shit!!! Biggest fucking beetle ever! (Well, that I've seen.) too late to make a wood-boring joke?

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>>23933873
Thanks! But, did you expect any less from me? Haha! I have been pursuing wildlife photography as a hobby for several years. Like 6. These are kind of worse than the ones I usually post, because slightly worse camera back then, but not by much.

This is Books, btw.

Cool coils.

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>>23933882
My wood's better be boring into someone soon ;)

Regular snail.

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>>23933892
Tiny snail.

>>23933865
>>23933875
>>23933883
>>23933892
Your photos are amazing. But the bugs make me so squeamish. Still staring at them though!

>>23933883
This might be my fave. Almost like a chambered nautilus, but lacking the whole golden ratio thing

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>>23933898

Critically Endangered salamander species. These were super cool, I loved watching them crawl around with their weird feet and slow, mechanical movements. I love amphibians - one of my fav Classes of organisms.

>>23933892
Ughhhhh stay up and dirty talk w/ me =( I've got some other slimy things I wanna put in your hands

>>23933911
Well, what's newt to like about amphibians, really?

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>>23933903
Don't be too squeamish! Most of them couldn't hurt you at all (even though they do sometimes look kind of scary)! They're so lovely. I love exploring the world and seeing what kinds of life make their homes in other unique beautiful places.

>>23933907
I'm glad you like! I'm really happy to be able to bring something I love so much into this thread! I'm grinning like a maniac!

Big ol' tree froggie. Tree frogs are my favorite animals. I love them. I love their slimy bodies and their big fat toe pads and their cute front-facing eyes <3

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Girls in this thread really know how to make a guy feel appreciated. Y'all the real MVPs

>>23933911
Would that be a cloud forest salamander by any chance?

>>23933911
Do you have any tarantulas? They're so fuzzy... Or scorpions in your hands?

>>23933928
Oh a frog holy god I love them so cute! Bugs scare me and I know they shouldn't! I have some little bug photos I've taken. Some gross me out more than others.

>>23933931
Shit those tattoos!

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>>23933913
I would have to wash my hands first, because they're kind of dirty right now, but I would do a little touching. A little teasing. A little spreading, and rubbing <3

This is another tree frog from Cusuco. This species is absolutely grorgeous. Their eyes are bright red, sometimes reticulated with gold, while their backs are mottled neon-green on top of maroon! They can get even more pretty than this one.

>>23933928
Oh he (she?) is a qt fer sure. too bad we're making these guys and other amphibians go extinct. Sigh. Fuck. I'm going to need your Flickr account where you have your other photos.

Has anyone ever made a hand appreciation thread, small female hands turn me on. Imagining them struggle to hold my junk with both hands make my pants tighter

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>>23933936
It is a salamander from cloud forest, but the common name is El Cusuco mushroomtongue salamander, rather than cloud forest salamander (if that is what you were asking).

>>23933938
I know I've got pictures with tarantulas on my face, but I couldn't find any pictures with them on my hands. But now I'll know to specifically take those! Have yet to pick up a scorpion, but it's on my list.

>>23933948
<3

This is a mantis from the base of the mountain Cusuco is on.

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>>23933952
I know. It makes me so sad :( Why we gotta cut down so much forest? I don't even get it.

Did I give it to you already? Or was that someone else? You can email me at [email protected] and I'll give you the deets.

This mantis sp. is actually being described currently and some of my photos (although, not this one) will be used in the description.

>>23933971
Hahaha... Typical Books set- if this is the end, you've ended with the one that practices sexual cannibalism! <3
>I'd fuck and eat you, but not in that order

>>23933950
Oh my god, you're a witty entomologist/herpetologist with gorgeous hands and forearms. where have you been all my life?! Thank you for the info, btw.

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>wake up
>sit to down have breakfast
>check thread
>xenos.jpg

God damn it.

Mantises always look so smug to me.

The only other pictures I have to post are of creepy opiliones from Ecuador, so I'll keep them to myself. But I've got some more neat ideas for sets to do with some of the animals I usually encounter while doing fieldwork. Hopefully this will inspire some others too! If not to take pictures with wildlife, then at least to appreciate it rather than destroy it.

>>23933985
It's all industrialization... oh right! You like reading... The Sixth Extinction. A quick summer read, if you haven't read it already. Thx.

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Arms wrapped around my brother before all the tattoos

>>23933987
This is true of many mantis species, many arthropod species actually, but I'm not sure if it's true of this one.

That being said, I think it would be more appropriate to think of a kind of organism where both sexes eat each other, pre- and post-copulation, and then again later just because ;)

>>23933993
I really like sharing what I know about nature, so no need for thanks! I am, indeed, each of those things. I have been in school for most or all of it probably, haha ahahah ahahahahahahaha!

>muffled weeping

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Do jawlines count?

>>23934001
The interrogator is back! Good morning =)

>>23934002
pretty fucking boss. Thanks for sharing and inspiring.

>>23934029
Oh Jesus. We'll get to that, but first pls... just wash your hands and use me like a bowling ball iykwim

>>23934036
Try to crop out features of your face that communicate identity, like eye region and above. The inclusion of identity can detract from the photo. A good place to crop is usually just above or below the point of the nose. Also, lol at the guy in the background.

>>23934051
I'll use you like a goddamn bouldering wall. Jugs, crimps, mono pockets, etc... none of your features will be safe from my rough gripping and prodding. I'll climb all over you like my own personal V6 traverse.

>>23934052
Assumed it would be OK since I'm wearing shades, he got drunk since he didn't make the finals on the second day. Thanks for the advice

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>>23934051
>the interrogator
Where is Beric Dondarrion?

>>23934080
Or Mael.

>>23934074
I will turn your curvilinear 8.5" to a 12.a
>weak, I know- Not familiar w/ rock climbing terminology
Either way, I hope you brought water because I've made up my mind to find you and drain your fucking balls one day.

>>23934080
I believe he is at...
(Wait for it)
(Wait for it)
A rock and r'hllor concert

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>>23934156
I lol'd.
10/10. 10/10! 100/10!

Well I
>gotta go to work, work, work, work

>>23934203
Almost crying at how good you guys are to us re: the clothing requests. I notice and appreciate it all, btw!
>beg you something please
>baby don't you leave
>(we did choreo to dat song last week!)

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I'm starting to run out of ideas

>>23934203
You do know that the cartoon weightlifter on your tee looks like a dual-headed package, right? But that's just me... >Been depraved for too long. It's ok. I'm at peace with my shortcomings =D

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>>23934228
Also forgot i was off of the wifi

>>23934239
Try a mashup! Light saber poses with the blade you have there...