MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>23879424

>>23891632
Nice pastebin! c: Quite fun to have seen this grow from a random post to a full blown regular one.

Also wow I must have missed his post.. where's the original image of the guy on the bottom row 2nd from the left? O: I must see it in full glory.

>>23891626
>>23891632
You're a princess, possibly my favourite ever.
>catwoman drunk attempting to make the new thread for 40 minutes on mobile.

>>23891660
hey kittenanon!
>guy 2nd fm left on bottom
I think that was our torque wrench guy:
>>23879424/23882208

I feel like an utter degenerate. I can't make an image mosaic without having sex with all these guys in my head.

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I've been neglecting everything to binge Stellaris for like 2 days, send help

Here's a picture for you to enjoy, or not, you do you.

>>23891700
Right, well I fucked that one up as far as referencing direct posts. But you should be able to see torque wrench guy if you go while the thread hasn't fallen out of the archive! His ID was WVYqk/qr on the last thread

Alright ladies! I'm gonna work off some of my lust.

Someone pls tell Books to save his ridiculously filthy dirty talk for me...

Damn, didn't make it in again? I gotta step my game up.
At least I'm one of the major WebM contributors, I guess.

>>23891710
WELCOME BACK!!!!!! always enjoyable. would love to stay and play with you.

>>23891710
Dat tattoo is back!!!

>>23891735
I don't know who you are without seeing an arm! I'm sure you're thread macro worthy, just so many to choose from

>>23891735
i didn't have time to grab all the photos from the latest thread and do the mosaic. and yea, webms are a pain in the ass for me to work with on the frame grab. filesizes of images are huge, and then my processors grind to a halt to do the crop and color adjustment since i'm usually running a bunch of other shit on my machine... sorry. but we still love all of our contributors! plus, i get too turned on by reviewing pics, so ... big timesink

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>>23891744
I'm sure this'll help clear up your memory.

>>23891753
Mmmffff long haired cutie weldbro. <3

I hope I see more of you when I get up. It's now my bed time!

>>23891764
Who knows, I'm probably gonna go to bed pretty soon myself. Might post something before then, I guess.

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I think the file size limit on /soc/ needs to be upped, my phone camera regularly takes pictures over 5mb, and trying to cut videos down to 3MB!! WEBMs leaves them looking like SHIT desu

Also I'm running out of good (also safe for work) ways to show off my hands lol

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>>23891626
>>23891632
>>23891660
Interesting how these threads have gotten out of hand, or rather: full of hands?

>>23891827
Haha, that's a good way to say that.
I actually like your handwriting, looks neat and clean, not like mine :/

Also here is me handling my (~70%) blue ball

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>>23891911

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>>23891986
Joining the handwriting bandwagon, but (almost) from my POV.

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>>23891660
>>23891700
OP is right, that pic was me. I had worked 12+ hours that day in the southeastern heat and humidity- I might have been slightly vein-ier than usual.

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Just ate something, which caused my fingers to need some cleaning up.

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Hand+neck+my huge nose?

>>23891911
You got multiple keks out of me in this post

>>23891827
>>23892309
Still laughing! The rage+funny in this guy is strong.

Faaaaack. Still lots of energy to burn off. Back to it, then...

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>>23892348
Glad you can enjoy my Pinocchio-esque misfortunes
:^)

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Hello peeps

>>23892360
Always. =) I kinda want to ask that you make animal figures / shadows using your hands! Also, I don't think your nose is huge. It probably fits your face just fine!

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I'm so tired x(

>>23892683
Good morning, 6'6! Same here... The panty apocalypse shall have to wait. Have a good day at work!

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Meaty paws checking in

>>23892105
Oh nuts. I wanna bury my face in your nuts. Dis is a manly pic.
>>23892401
Hello anon. Your ID matches a color in your shower curtain. What sorcery is this?
>>23892449
Hai groot?

>still can't view webm, sigh

REQUEST IDEA FOR LATER!!
From my box (pun intended) of super specific fetishes...

Requesting hand and wrist with a glass of scotch. Can be on a wood background, on a leather armchair, or even a mirrored surface. Would love the pic from up above to see hand circling the glass or from the side to see fingers

If you can't/don't drink, maybe fake it with apple juice and an appropriate highball glass?! Idk.

>>23892933
Hey guy! you could fill kittenanon's open request to destroy shit with your meaty paws? stupid shit I have witnessed:
-cracking walnuts with bare hands
-crushing cans (the aluminum kind, not boobs)

See what you can lay waste to? Without actually wasting food, of course... Which is why I didn't suggest trying to de-pit an avocado with one hand

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>>23892742
Good morning! Well it didn't start out very good, but I hope it will get better!

I'm so fucking tired it's sad. Boss won't let me operate any cutting machinery, lol.

>>23893083
Boss is looking out for ya. Don't want you losing any digits or limbs.
So the other night when I was completely wired, I tried a maca beverage at dinner and none of my friends fucking told me that it was a stimulant even though I drink decaf. Hence bouncing off the walls until 3am. If you have access, maybe that'll wake you up? Unless you already caffeinate. good luck!!

>>23893095
Need more light, anon. It's like a Rorschach ink blot test

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Yo idk how this will turn out

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Weird angle cause the light was terrible

>>23893053
I'm on mobile, and at work, so I can't really do any of that stuff lol

>>23893200
Looks fine!
>>23893216
You got some veins, son! I like the shadows
>>23893232
It's ok. Maybe later when you are bored and have access to things suitable for annihilation?

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>>23893105
I drink alot of coffee, it doesn't even wake me up anymore :( just the first thing in the morning.

>>23891911
What?! your handwriting is nice :P!

>>23892105
Post more!!!! :D haha you are just too hot to keep everything to yourself.

>>23893083
USE THE CUTTING MACHINERY! haha but i think you've lost enough blood for me c:

>>23893200
looks good! but maybe moar of hand?

>>23893216
those veins! let me trace and prod them please.

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>>23893352
I'd lose more but I wouldn't be getting the love I'm getting from you guys if I cut my fingers off ;)

>>23893394
You'd still have your delicious buns...

>>23893429
Can't show my buns off without hands in the picture ;)

Moar bun grab pictures btw?

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Boy I just love long work days

>>23893436
Right, but we'd all chip in and get you a golden hand replacement... So you could punch Ser Ryman in the muthafuckin' kisser with it!!! Sorry. Again, too enthusiastic jesus what the fuck is wrong with me.

Yes, pls to more butt grabs!

>>23893479
Srsly, it looks like you're about to enter the Hunger Games and they put at least 4 trackers in your forearm.
>>23893606
Oh heeeey

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>>23893642
Don't apologize! I do enjoy your geeky enthusiasm!

Ok more butt grabs it is. I'll don my Marvel underwear for the next grab!

>>23893676
Hahahaha! Why do I think you actually might have Marvel underwear?
>bc Disney is a license mega machine
Would it even come in your size?!

i <3 you in as much you can <3 anyone on public, fleeting anon 4chan porn threads...

nightie night, thread

>>23893645
Hahaha that got me laughing harder than it should have

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>>23893645
whats up?

>>23893770
GD it!! How the fuck is a girl supposed to get any sleep if you're posting a pose like dat asking to get your dick sucked?! Grey sweatpants hnnnng wtf.

Ok. Breathe. Discipline.

Good night. Pls post moar. Fuck.

>>23892105
>urge to sit on your lap and make you play with my hair is growing

>>23892148
This is dirty!

>>23892309
I'm a sucker for a fuzzy hand/arm. It looks like you have a good haircut as well.

>>23893083
You could use a nap, after, I have some machinery for you to operate.

>>23893216
Perfect boob cupping pose.

>>23893307
Wanting to be thrown over your shoulder.

>>23893606
Hand/arm thread and all I can stare at is that ass.

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>>23893787
who sleeps at night anyway?
that's when all the fun stuff happens!

>>23894119
Oh heyyyy fuzzy!

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>>23893717
I do have a pair!
Baah, I'm just tall!

Haha so sweet <3 did we ever give you a nickname?
>>23893792
Oh I am not too tired to operate your machinery!
Let me throw you over my shoulder and take you away to have my way with you.

>>23893479
amazing, your veins are something.

>>23893606
>>23893822
Oh my...

>>23894119
hnnngggg

>>23894321
nice

>>23894362
I was wondering the same thing I don't think she's ever gotten one.

>>23894362
I wanna seeeeee!... Please?

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First post!

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>>23894502
We need to come up with one then!
>>23894515
See what? My Marvel underwear?

>>23894651
Yeah! Though you're probably not home from work quite yet I'm guessing.

>>23894712
I am now! Just gonna die for a while so I can recover some energy and then I'll look for them!

>>23894775
Yay! Bit hot today huh?

>>23894798
Yeah, too hot to bike home with more than a tshirt on at least x(

>>23894362
Yes, please. I can tire you out the rest of the way so you can get a good night's sleep!

>>23894535
Hey orange undies.

>>23894651
That poor finger :(

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I don't usually post, but I like my hands. They serve me well. so when the left one insisted on posting here, how could I possibly decline? :p

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>>23893352
How do you even remember my handwriting?

Probably going outside now and maybe I can take some pics there, if not then at least going to do some tie play and table molesting :D

Also here is a picture of me playing with it, since one of you prefers pictures :P

>>23894977
The pen was my first request! So I remember each one well c:

>>23892309
I think your nose is fantastic :b

>>23893822
>night - that's when all the fun stuff happens!
ah, you should meet some of us who don't mind a bit of risky fun during the harsh light o' day... oh! and nice pic =D

>>23894362
>I'm just tall!
that's not the part that I was worried about your fitting in the Marvel undies knowwhatImean... I love this pic of your huge hand with a delicate plant.
>nickname
I guess spazzgirl or bossypants is appropriate for this thread huh?! idk. I'm rarely sweet. ;) family claims that I was raised by honey badgers...

>>23894977
>table molesting
Yaaaaaaas! Table molesting! ball handling!!!! you are so good to me!!!! =D pls stroke and smooth that table as if it were my back and shoulders! eeeeeeeeeeee!

>>23894915
You couldn't, obviously! You should attempt a request or two. Your hands are nice and veiny!

>>23894977
That squeeze, mmmmffff!!!!

>>23895029
finally got around to watching the webms! the pen / writing / drawing stuff is all entertaining =) - gonna have to add to pastebin!

>>23894977
ThisGuyFucks - did you learn to write any chinese? that would be cool if you're bored, like drawing huge characters that take up 20% of a sheet of paper. wouldn't be able to understand a lick of what you're writing, but I bet it would look cool.

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>>23894816
I'd want you to tire me out when we get there ;)
finger is healing nicely though! Except that I dropped that pipe in my earlier picture on that hand.
Wanted to throw up because it hurt so bad x)
>>23895103
OH.. oh.. >filename
Bossypants I like.

Here are my first pair!
>insert joke about dick being hard as iron

>>23893724
>got me laughing harder than it should have
I like when I get guys (doing anything) harder...

!!!!! GAMES REQUEST IDEA !!!!!
for the sexy hands that have access to these props:
- nice chess set w/ heavy pieces: push a pawn or piece with two fingers. do a checkmate where you're gripping your queen and knocking over the opponent's king.
- same goes for nice backgammon sets. show your studly hairy hand moving one of the discs around. (don't really know how to play this game, but just know what the pieces look like)
- show a pair of dice in your cupped hand. blow on them so we can see your lips/neck in background and hand/dice in foreground!
- if you have D&D dice... cup the whole set in your gigantor hand. do various poses playing with the different kinds of dice

alrighty, brain spooge is done and OUT!

>>23895198
AHMAHLAWD HOWLING! INSANE FANGIRL SHRIEKING!!!!!

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>>23895214
I TAKE IT YOU LIKE EM
The motive goes all the way around!

>>23895228
oh god... where is stockholmgirl? i think we were the ones admitting to 'fucking christ shedding real tears of happiness' over the w/e. GODDAMN THIS IS A GOOD SHOT

>>23895228
Would like to sink my teeth into this c:

>>23895198
>>23895228
I'm dying right now. So awesome.
Also, "notTheon". Too soon!

>>23895236
Here. I'm here. And god am I glad I am.

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>>23895236
I have Batman ones too!
>>23895250
I like the sound of that

>>23895256
Dying... Can you do the pose where your legs are at an inverted V stance about 60 degrees apart and you're doing the 2-finger point straight down to your wang?

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>>23895267
I can! After I'm done with dinner :3
Here are some more Batman (Buttman*) pictures in the meantime.

These don't have the motive all around </3

>>23895317
I wanna squeeze too!

>>23895317
You can have us for dinner. Welcome to the all you can eat buffet where our specialty is adoring femanons

>>23895198
You're the boss! ;) these fucking underwear jesus.
>>23895228
Fanning myself right now, good god 'dat butt!
>>23895256
Full on drooling now.
>>23895317
>mfw I'm jealous of both your hands and butt at the same time.

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>>23895323
Squeeze all you want!
>>23895373
Now, since I am a vagitarian, that sounds absolutely lovely.
Gonna do that pose you requested noww, Like two fingers on one hand or point with both my hands?
>>23895397
I'm not too fond of the Batman ones, might have to take 'em off.
Do you want to swap places with my hands or my butt?

>>23895447
You squeeze mine, I'll squeeze yours?

>>23895447
Oh god. This pose is guuuuud!!
One hand point with 2 fingers pls?

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>>23895471
Deal.
>>23895492
I tried, but my phone makes everything potato when it's not super sunshine outside :V
Something like this?

>>23895447
Both, actually. Squeeze my butt and I will squeeze yours!

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Studying for an exam tomorrow ...

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>>23895582

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>>23895579
Only if we squeeze hard!

Also this pose is pretty popular amirite?

>>23895580
Nice, I responded to myself in my last post...

>>23895579
Verrrry nahhhhhhhce!
So much swoon!!!!
Ya know, I have a visual pref for older guys, but boy do you *make* those goofy comic undies! Would not imagine a Cannibal Corpse fan wearing them. =) so much <3 for you! Thx for indulging! And I do hope you get some rest tonite and feel better.

>>23895582
>>23895588
Good pics, m8!
> mrw your hands look lovelier than mine
> >=(
>>23895623
Urrite! *biting lip hard*

>>23895579
>>23895623
>>23895631
It's okay, you're tired. Also when I steal you and force you to marry me, I might rent you out for buttgrabs.

>definitely not staring at that bulge or anything....

>>23895582
>>23895588
What better way to study than let girls ogle your hands?

>>23895642
I'm glad you still appreciate my "young" body then! ;)
Yeah I'm full of surprises. Listens to Butchered at Birth in public - wears superhero undies and treats cats like princesses in secret.

Bite here please
>pic related

>>23895725
Rent me out for buttgrabs? That sounds slutty... I'm in.

>take a closer look

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>>23895749
>forgets picture

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>>23895725

Probably not the most productive one though. Got me fantasizing how I would use my long fingers on all these girls here...

>>23895752
Is that some chin fluff I see?

>>23895840
It is!

>>23895749
That's how we will make extra money for our cat sanctuary.

>I did, my mouth opened.

>>23895752
Holy fuck I just want to sink my teeth into you.

>>23895782
Oh my GOD! Well, I'm wet, thank you. Holy fuck I would flip you on your back and climb on top so fast you won't even know what hit you.

>white undies are my weakness.
Uhhhhhhhh and cock.

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For whoever requested crushing things, idk why it's upside down but ur just gonna have to deal

>>23895752
Would bite and then sniff armpit 24/7
>>23895782
Wh-wha... Holy shit. Do not understand how your pretty hands go with the leviathan in those boxer briefs. Jesus!
>>23895886
Hahahha! Omg! This is perfect. The sudden snap o' rage at the end... Luv!

>>23895860
I like it!

>>23895881

Hm would love to take care of your wet parts now... wouldn't let you jump right on me though. I love to tease and play and would wait until you couldn't handle it any longer

>>23895921

Haha Leviathan oh well... just waiting to be woken up and grow some more

>>23895952
Yeah dude, Leviathan. Its powerful hydrokinesis is getting all the bitches wet

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>>23895881
>open wide now

Cat sanctuary would have to be sound proofed so they can't hear us.

White undies are your weakness because you haven't faced camera undies. (Why do I have so much stupid underwear?)

>>23895921
Uh yes I'll take two please.

>>23896035
hah- I may need to choke you after all... (that was you, right?)
leviathans don't actually make this bitch wet. the stuff in this thread on the other hand... tsunamis
>>23896137
jesus. it looks like you brought your work (building awnings) home with you... in your undies.

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The employees in this department probably won't appreciate me molesting their mannequins like this but hopefully you guys will :^)

>>23896191
>bringing work home
I don't know if it is because of sleep deprivation or whatever but god damn I laughed.

>>23896194
roaring w/ laughter!! (no, not that kind of roaring, you delightful perv)
>>23896204
I call a steel beam a steel beam, buddy. =)

>>23896204
That reminded me I have the stupidest video I have to convert to webm tomorrow.

>note to self; make that webm tomorrow

Time to sleep. Good night thread!

>>23896227
You should've made an Iron Man joke!

>>23896231
Goodnight man, sleep well.

Guess i'll start taking some pictures to fill in while you sleep.

>>23896191
Yeah that was me >_>
>>23896227
Let me know if you want me to violate more inanimate objects :3

>>23896238
faaaaack, where was I?! oh, in the gutter.
good nite, 6'6... sleep well and dream of ladies' feet

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This was before I lifted. If it looks alright I'll take more when I get home.

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Behold, the hypercube

>>23896252
We do enjoy our non-sexually explicit props itt... Feel free to dump. I will laud with attention later

>>23896285
I just find groping mannequins humorous desu. Especially because the ones they use here have nipples lmao.

>>23896137
Because silly underwear is the best kind of underwear of course! The contents of the underwear look pretty great too
>>23896194
That's freaking great. Hope you didn't get caught sexually harassing poor innocent mannequins.
>>23896238
Is that iron man in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I tried...

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Pleased to make your acquaintance, miss

>>23896314
I think she might be nervous. She seems a bit stiff.

Standard 8.5"x11" printer paper for scale

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Jumping on the "crushing things" bandwagon.

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>>23896366
Helps if I attach a picture usually

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We're now officially postworkout and i'm back home relaxing.
Today featuring: relaxing 'kinda-like-Captain-America-but-not-really' t-shirt. I can put on a real shirt as well, if anyone is in the mood for that.

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>>23896413
Also pleased to see these threads are still going. My favorite on /soc/ in a long time.

>>23895952
I do love a tease, bring it.

>>23896137
Still wet over this.

>>23896194
Fully appreciated but the butt isn't big enough.

>>23896234
I don't know what this is, but I can't wait to see it when I'm in wifi.

>>23896261
Jesus veins

>>23896274
What is this?!

>>23896370
Another webm to watch when in wifi! Fuck mobile.

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>>23896420
You guys can keep me company while i get prepared for the students i have to teach physics tomorrow.

>>23896413
QT5000!!! I'm sorry to miss u. 3G... Dis network is killing me

>>23895782
>>23896137

Oh my god.. I don't think I'll be able to control myself x: these bulges..!!!!!

>>23896370
yess finally someone crushes something! <3

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>>23896447
Aw, at least you'll have plenty to look at when you get back to the wifi! I plan to post until i fall asleep tonight.

>>23896440
What kind of physics?

>>23896461
Pretty basic stuff honestly. Mostly focused on the properties of waves and reflection/refraction of light. They're still only high school students.

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>>23896423
They don't make the mannequins bootylicious, unfortunately. Nipples though!
>>23896452
See also
>>23895886

>>23896478
Fucking love these dude, i can just imagine the clerks face when he sees a random dude walking around molesting mannequins.

>>23896469
I gotchu. You just got 10,000x hotter in my book. I TA'ed frosh mechanics and electromag. Anyway, dont let me interrupt your dumping of hotness...

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>>23896500
Maybe i should start taking pictures with my physics books. Might be a fun set.

>>23896499
Well I'm a random employee molesting the displays so I'm not sure if that is better or worse that I do this during my downtime.

>>23896540
Haha, even fucking better. I should've done something similar when i worked at a mall.

>>23896137
Oh how did i miss that?! haha <3 c: hot

>>23896420
>>23896509
>>23896456
Get naked and cover your bits with your physics book c: that'd be great to see <3

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>>23896558
I might do that just before bed, haha. Keep tuned.
Here's a pic from earlier during workout.

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Well, since it seems the thread has gone to bed, i think i will as well. I'll dump the pictures i took tonight and check back sometime tomorrow.

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>>23896834
This is my teacher outfit for my lessons tomorrow.
It's gonna be fun.

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>>23896837
Also i remembered someone was asking for button down pictures, so i made a short set..

>>23896834
>>23896837
Lies I have been waiting intently! hahaha

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>>23896840
I really love this shirt though.

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>>23896846
>>23896841
Aw, sorry to keep you waiting!

>>23896834
Nah, I'm still here, just kinda waiting for requests, I guess.

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>>23896851
>>23896854
Eh, sorry to be spamming the thread then. Maybe i should just save some pictures for later.

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>>23896856
I had a kitty visit me earlier btw, sooooo.

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>>23896865
Excuse the clawmarks.

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>>23896869
Aaand that's the last one for now, sorry for spamming..
I'll post the rest sometime tomorrow then.

>>23896865
>>23896869
>>23896890
<3 yum I can't wait for more

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What's so fashionable about having premade, pre-patched holes in your brand new jeans anyway?

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>>23896359
Haha

And damn, I also did some shirt and tie pics, now someone was faster than me :(

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Different tie this time

>>23896314
>>23896359
>stiff handshake
>>23896478
>stiff nips
Laughed so hard that I coughed up a kidney...

>>23896370
The brand being "relax" is not lost on me... you crushed it, Weldbro. Literally.

>>23896456
Imma bury my face in your pit as soon as I get it out of Torque's and ThisGuyFucks's crotches...
>>23896509
...and now I think I luv your teeth and canines as much as your qt neck and smile
>>23896834
Dat facial hair and smile! How are students supposed to focus on physics with you as their teacher?!
I guess it would be wrong to introduce lewd exercises like, "OK, suppose I've been on /soc/ and am now diamonds. Let's calculate the angle of refraction as the incident ray from my monitor travels through my pecker"...
>>23896834
>>23896846
>>23896890
I really love that shirt, too... with you in it w/ that watch.
AHHHMYGAWD! Spam away/dump any time!!!!!!!
Pls/(@$*@$ ugh

>>23896963
Hahaha oh jeez...
I had a horrifying vision that you were wandering over to women's lingerie. Probably would be lmao and then crying tears of sadness as security hauls you away... "b-but I'm just filling a request!"
Actually, you might like that if the security guard were a qt who handcuffed you...

>>23897058
>someone was faster than me
welllllll... fast is not always preferable *wink(*
>>23897098
can't help but love these, esp the frame on the right

>>23897106
I can't say I've ever been handcuffed by a qt girl. Not that I wouldn't be down for that. Also our LP guy is a friend of mine so he would probably just call me a sick degenerate and send me on my way.

>>23896478
My nipples and booty are better come here for your photos.


>>23896509
>>23896834
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>>23896869
>>23896890
Qt always has a smile. I will fuck that smirk off your face

>>23897058
Yesss god

>>23897098
Will tie you up

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Here is some neck, some of my pics turned out pretty dark :(

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>>23897212
Oh, please do that

>>23897168
Sounds about right... I bet you're one of those people who draws dongs on things like display tablets and zen gardens. I've been amused by those...

>>23897218
wait, as a sub, why am I aroused? this is hot.

>>23897214
>>23897218
I'm going to tie you up and take advantage of you

>>23897252
You can't prove I was the one who drew those dicks ok.
>>23897206
I would be agreeable to that, no guarantee I could stay focused with you as my prop though ;)

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>>23897252
Hm, I don't know, maybe you're more of a switch? We should find that out, come over and tie me up.
>>23897264
Haha, I got enough ties, everyone can get tied up!

>>23897313
>switch
yeah, that's pretty much right. there is something pretty empowering about straddling and teasing. it's settled then... I've accepted it. I will bang you at once on this table.
>can't say enough good things about your wood

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>>23891626

>>23897307
>can't prove I was the one who drew those dicks
btwn you and me, we had all genitalia covered. I used to put lowercase omegas on dirty cars because they look like butts. and then I'd add nipples to omegas on formulae on whiteboards. because they also look like droopy boobies. good times, good times...

>>23897366
>Straddling and teasing
My wants reduced to 3 words

>>23893259
Yeah maybe. However I'm not on this site like at all while at home. Mainly at work cause I'm bored lol

>>23897398
I find that's a more flattering position for me anyway... that, or being bent over a table or counter after switching. hnnng.

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>>23897366
Two switches.. that sounds like a lot of fun

>Caressing my wood some more

You know what annoys me?

I'm a dominant alpha male. Clean, quite intelligent, decent looking, pretty good body. Great career, always in charge and leading the way. Very in tune with what I want, comfortable with my emotion. I've been told by many ladies I bleed a painful amount of confidence and arrogance, and all my girlfriends were addicted to my sex, cause i'm a pleaser/giver, but i'm dominant about it. I do it because hearing the squeals get me off. And i'm well aware that a lot of the time, women just want to get bent over and dominated.
So what's the problem? I'm so addicted to developing my career and chasing my goals, that i usually ignore most people outside of work - including women. And i dislike small talk. So i legitimately have difficulty turning my contacts and companions into more intimate relations. And i never care until i get home and have everything squared away and am at my free-time and think "oh shit i'm alone aren't i"

Really makes me wish i'd slowed down with my career and paid more attention to any of my exes.

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>>23897438
I love bending women over a table or couch...

>>23897386
welcome back! ya got the raw material... pls engage in banter as you pls. or you can just drop off eye candy. 'tis all good.
>>23897441
still can't get over how cool it is that you have a mix of blonde and brunette in your facial hair and arm hair. top frame captures that and looks good w/ the wood.
>>23897454
you're probably slender enough that I could pin your wrists down with my knees when I'm on top. let's go with that for this pic until you throw me off...

>>23897307
You couldn't I have many desire able things for hands to grab.

>>23897313
We'll, you will. Enough for me.

>>23897386
What?

>>23897441
Will force your hairy hands on my body.

>>23897454
Are you taking volunteers??

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>>23893352
Thanks. I'll try to post regularly, if not often.
>>23893792
I would like that, but I don't know how long my hands would be running through your hair before they wandered elsewhere.
Ridiculously suggestive arm placement?

>>23897495
>what
Idk what im doing. I saw some other guys post a shirtless pic so i did the same.
Shouldve probably read the rules more.

>>23897451
which contributor are you? Or are you a lurker? your answer will determine how harshly I respond to this post, if at all. =)

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>>23897488
Necc

>>23897515
Okay with this. Also I don't like feet buto yours are sexy.

>>23897520
My drunk mind just can't handle you

>>23897451
That's great and all but post it in a relevant thread maybe?
>>23897495
Where to even start with things to grab, y'know? Hips are nice, especially in combination with bending you over a table :)

>>23897524
Haven't contributed in about two weeks. Usually pictures of my arms with my work uniform rolled up.
That being said, don't bother responding to my whinepost. I dont expect nor want sympathy, i just wanted to bitch aimlessly.

>>23897515
forearm and pose - quality!
dirty nails and bare male foot - cringe for me, personally
but I like your determination to post more often, thx! =D

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My nails are starting to get long again...

>>23897545
OK, I'll be polite, then. You're not dead yet, buddy. Quit dwelling on the past. You're probably still young, which for guys, is like anything under 50, probably older than that even if you lead a clean lifestyle. We all have the same challenge of managing across priorities/desires in life whether it relates to achievement, relationships, meaning/fulfillment, etc.

Now quit killing our ladyboners and don't post that whiny shit again. Whip out some sexy hand/forearm/neck poses or stupid puns.

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>>23897488
Aww, and I can't get over it how fascinated you are by that fact.
Some of my beard hairs are pure black, others are totally colorless and others are a bit red.

Yeah, I probably am (hope that's something good), depending on how short your legs are :P
That would be a great position to be in, perfect to grab your butt and suck on your nipples...

>>23897495
You wouldn't have to force them, they would wander there on their own accord.

>Ima touchy da sawy

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>>23897561
The dirty nails bug me, too. Even though I wear gloves all day, I can almost never keep them or get them as clean as I would like.

>>23897635
Aaaaaaaaand now I'm wet again, Jeebus. congrats and well done! Yea, I'm hot for slender guys. I can do full-on splits up and down your shaft all day long, but am over a foot shorter than you are, so by default that's a no on super long legs.
I will check calendars on when we can book that all day long session and will have my ppl call your ppl...
(Why does autocorrect always want to replace my words beginning with "aa" with "assassins". Troubling)

>>23897642
Hehehee! This is better-- I think?!?! It looks like you've picked up proctology! <3 you for this, tho!

(mobile ID changing around)

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Idk I'm shy.

>>23897537
Thanks. I think the long-ish, slender "finger toes" make them a little more tolerable to some folks- but I totally understand feet not being sexy to most folks.
>>23897686
Hand condoms, girl- trying to protect my money makers. And I've been shoulder deep in a Saturn at work before, but never Uranus...

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Stumbled on this thread and remembered this screenshot of my sister comparing our forearms

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Gooooood morning Vietn-hand!...?
Lllllllllet's get ready to fondleeeeeee!

Anyone? No? I'm gonna go back to bed.

>>23897943
Your fly's open!

>>23897454
>>23897441
>>23897313
>>23897218
>>23897214
The moles on your neck! So glad you're posting more again <3 you're my first favourite c:

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>>23897976
It's called ease of access!

>>23897573
perfect for conjuring?!
>>23897756
Hai stubble!
>>23897777
>shoulder deep in a Saturn at work before, but never Uranus..
"top kek" as the channers say ;) yeah, we like you!
>>23897904
Tat appreciation!
>>23897943
>>23897994
I luv that kittenanon was the F2Z (first to zoom on crotch) and point out your low-flying status =D
Good morning! Feeling better?

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First timer here.

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Shitty but hey i'll practice

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Are mouth skills appreciated?

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>>23898437

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>>23898178
It keeps opening itself all the time :v
And work is pretty good, finally got my coworker to sing along with me, haha.

>the guy on the warning sign/safety band thingy looks so done

>>23898609
That sign is terrific. You know the poor bastard designer that made it was in giggle fits late one night making it.

If your co worker was willing to sing mmm-bop with you, made he would arm wrestle with you and let you take a pic? Tattoo side facing camera, of course.

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Good morning thread.

>>23898684
Good idea, I'll ask him!

>>23898726
What is this qt doing in his own bed instead of mine?!?

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>>23898757
Oh that's my mistake, i'll make sure that gets corrected as soon as possible.

>>23898609
I'll hold it up for you. (Seriously though, rubber band through the tip of the zipper pull, then around your button before you button them closed)
>>23898726
>>23898765
I'm gonna jump into your bed, cuddle, and steal your blankets.

>>23898765
You look really cute and fun to cuddle.
I wanna rest my head against that chest.

>>23898765
You know how some people have RBF, resting bitch face? You have RQTF. The grils don't even mind morning breath when you're blessed with that.

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>>23898781
>>23898783
I'm always down for cuddling.

>>23898784
Maybe that's why noone ever mentioned my morning breath?

>>23898799
>cuddling
Excuse me, but this calls for a fan girl moment: stahhhhp!
>morning breath
It's fan girl canon. You do not notice or mention a morning breath of a qt.

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>>23898820
Hate to leave you already, but i have to go seduce... i mean teach some students. I'll be back later today.

Sorry for worse typos and grammar than usual. Fading. G'night gropers. Fondle well.

>>23898830
I'm sure all the female students, and maybe some of the male, will be thoroughly seduced by you.

>>23898781
I'll try that!
>>23898846
My coworker agreed to the arm wrestling picture btw. I can be quite persuasive.
>do this for me or I'll shove your face in the cutting machinery
...ok I didn't say that.

>>23898765
As a straight male I can say, without shame; Damn.

>>23898869
I totally think you did :p

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Is dis hot

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So last year I had a job masturbating on webcams for money. My stage name was The Helpful Tool because I always came in handy.

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>>23898882
I promise!
>I actually told him I'd break his fingers if he didn't help me

>>23899036
I like it
>>23899096
You do look very handy
>>23899174
I knew it! You bully

>>23899246
He's 4 years my junior I can do what I want! *scoff*

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>>23896423
>>23895782


Well here's your little tease... had to make sure my hands are wet and ready for the main part

>>23899513

>>23897544
Good lord, yes.

>>23897756
Seems so, yes.

>>23897943
Love when your grabbing kitty feet.

>>23898765
>bicep got me feeling things

>>23898830
You could teach me some things

>>23899174
I will never not just gawk at your wrists

>>23899513
>>23899524
Holy fuck.
I can't stop watching these.

>>23899513
>>23899524
oh my god... i am dripping s: you are amazing

>>23899564

Now imagine how these would feel inside of you....

>>23899572
I am going nuts over here.. I can't get enough! Think you can send me the full video? c: that webm is not enough!!! I need it in all of it's glory <3 my throw email: [email protected]

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First time posting here, everybody tells me I have really long fingers.

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I've been told I have pretty hands but I'm not too sure how well that translates to manliness. Though I have been working on my punches and grip

>>23899513
>>23899524
Oh.... I'm gonna... I'm gonna be over here, whimpering.
>>23899634
I would agree. I very much like your hands.

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>>23899754

Much more where that came from

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>>23899539
Gawk more!

Here's the arm wrestling photo as requested by Bossypants.

>>23899766
Yes please
>>23899962
That is a pretty damn awesome picture though. You'll have to thank him, and tell him we enjoyed his arm.

>>23900020
Will do! Might even make him want to pose for more

>>23899962
Gawd, that is a great shot!!! Thank you, 6'6 and Skeletor, I suppose?

>>23898292
Fantastic pose, dark fuzz. Mmmffff!

>>23899634
You do! Such attractive hands.

>>23899962
Yessss god!

>>23899036
I like

>>23899096
your hand would be the Tool for Tools, huh?

>>23899174
I still like hands on doors. Makes me think you're coming for me (or locking me in)

>>23899513
>>23899524
O. M. G. I'm not sure if these are beautiful or dirty or both, but I nervously giggled at how much I appreciate them.

>>23899634
I've seen longer. ;) Welcome!

>>23899665
"Pretty" tends to do less well than manly/veiny/skilled/hairy here, but welcome!

>>23899744
Thanks! can you do some shots with the cigar and forearm next time, like resting your forearm on an armchair/couch as if you're having a smoke w/ the bros? Opportunistically.

>>23899766
Srsly, bro- looks like the morning newspaper got delivered in your shorts there. It's terrifying.

>>23900020
10/10 delivery, you guise! Your friend also has nice fuzzy arms. That purple is great for him. Swooning hard (but you'll always be one of my first and best luvs, 6'6)

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>>23897976
Aww, so sweet, would pull you closer to me and press you against my forming erection while grabbing your butt.

My shirt and tie stuff got ruined by accidentally activating the timestamp on my camera, blocking like 1/10 of the pic ~~
Gonna have to retake them later today.

>>23896413
>>23896420
>>23896456
Please be my teacher. If I had a teacher that looked like this I probably wouldn't have played sick a bit less.

>>23896478
>just thinking of someone seeing you do this. I can't stop giggling

>>23896837
>>23896840
>>23896846
>>23896851
>>23896856
>>23896865
>>23896869
No clue how I missed these.

>>23900177
God you are so fuzzy it kills me!

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>>23900096
Thank you! And yes, I'm sure he's fine with Skeletor!
>>23900134
>what you'll be screaming when I get my hands on you
>>23900176
Glad you like it! Yeah he's fuzzy!
(I did the purple in photoshop because his gray work shirt didn't blend in well with Skeletors' hood ;)

I have some fruits that needs to be taken care of. One longer webm or split it up?

>>23900177
In my mind, your grip never left my ass last night...

>>23900176
(And that's so sweet, Bossypants <3)

>>23900191
Gawd, you're the best. Some qt w/ sexy feet - pls marry dis guy at once and screw him silly!

You may need to split webm given size limits. Our mannequin molester and weldbro are best suited to advise...

>>23900191
WebMs can't be longer than 2 minutes here, and above 30 seconds or so you're gonna get into bandwidth starving territory. Split it up if you can for best quality.

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Good morning femanon.

The Sky is boring. Why should I get up and but clothes on when i can stay naked :/

>>23900236
Pls keep primary focus of photos on hands, forearms and necks as the other contributors have. This thread isn't a gratuitous porn dumping ground for what you like about yourself (butt, mouth, random parts). Thx.

>>23900191
Only when your hand isn't covering my mouth.

Kitty snuggle <3 god your arms. Mmfffff

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>>23900211
Fly me to Catwoman then!
>>23900343
Can't decide if I want to hear your moans muffled or as loud as you can be... Both.

Also I fucked up big time. I accidentally deleted the squishfest when transferring it to my computer...
I'm left with me eating orange and squishing a Kiwi.
Sori

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>>23900386
Do you always eat oranges like this?
>yes I fucking do

>>23900386
I'm not sure what this makes me feel but I like it
>>23900388
You... Might not want to eat oranges at work.

>>23900386
hahaha... RIP, poor fuzzy kiwi! I like your filenames almost as much as the content..
Yes, will get you a ticket to Catwoman! And then you guys could do all the heels/lingerie shots!!! *fist pump*

>>23900388
Can't deny the joy that fruit/eating gives this thread when coupled with da sexy hands and neck/lips.

>>23900404
No one has complained at work before!

>>23900413
Haha but my filenames are so retarded though
Yas! You'd be the motherfucking top madam.

Wanna share an orange?

>inb4 someone jokes about how I would eat a banana

>>23900417
I can see why.
>>23900427
So that's a no on eating a banana then?

>>23900386
Holy jesus, I just want you to rub your kiwi covered hands all over my body.
> Fly me to Catwoman then!
Swooning.

>>23900388
I would watch you eat fruit all day every fucking day.

>requesting Moar this week maybeeeee?

>>23900413
I'd be snapping photos and making him pose like no tomorrow.

Speaking of requests and summons... BOOKS! Where the hell are you, my filthy beast?
If you're not too busy screwing the greater Bluegrass region, searching for Burn and Silchas Ruin, and oh completing a degree, git in here!
>pref after 11pm Eastern b/c... selfish =(

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>>23900253
Sorry. Saw a few bulges and bare chests and thought bare asses would be okay. I guess i'll put some underwear on then. Still new to this.

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postan

>>23900473
Bare asses and bulges are fine, anon. You'll do better if you check out the thread and try to cater content to what makes the audience happy, yanno? Just don't dump random shit that no one wants to see else we'll ignore it and you'll kill the mood. (And Catwoman and I have tempers more fiery than your beard, so you don't wanna bring that wrath about.)

>>23900471
I was just wondering about him. Usually he floods in with the dirty and I swear I can hear the girlish squeals from around the country right from where I am sitting.

>>23900473
Bare butt is okay, but include some hands/arms/neck in each post.

>>23900484
You never fail to make me snort laughing. It is true thoughhh!

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>>23900440
Smooth.
Yeah, no, that's a no ;)

>>23900444
You know what we're gonna do with the kiwi juices.

Hmm... I did see some good looking strawberries in the store
>It's strawberry time tomorrow then

>>23900502
Party pooper.

Nice turtle beaches.

>>23900521
Haha, I'd be pooping the party if I ate banana ITT ;)

I hate them though. Linux ate the cable to my A40's and I'm still waiting for them to ship the replacement I ordered. :(

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Neck?

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>>23900484
Dont worry, im here to please, not be pleased. Just never done that before, gotta probe a little and hurt yourself 1st right?
>>23900484
Thats why the shoulder ^.^

>>23900476
weeeerk it

>>23900500
sistahs fer sure!

party on, thread... I expect to hear squealing from the server room and studio...

>>23900537
Oh no! Bad Linux.

>>23900547
Thx. Personally not a huge fan (others may be) but appreciate your efforts. P.S. Shoulder is not a hand, forearm, or neck. The last pic really just looked like a newborn vole or gopher.

>>23900502
That a can't wait to see..

>>23900547
You should do some choking poses

>>23900550
Yasss

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>>23895208
Do you now?

>>23900622
GULP. Torque, we're gonna need all 5 finger parts from your hand condom after we go multiple rounds. Dat sweat and those veins...

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Fucking magnets, man.

>>23900622
>>23900654
Sorry if I fucked up identities. Because mobile. Either way, bust out the prophylactics, pls

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Oh look it's a superhero pose.
Did we do these when OP requested them?

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>>23900675
How do they work?

>>23900683
Sling me in one your webs any day!! =)
I did see some on prev thread, thx! no worries about filling all my requests- just trying to help! You rock for catering to my dork brain vomit. =D

>>23900689
Pls let me place my right boob in dat hand.

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>>23900727
Are we thinking of the same kind of Web here?
It's fine! I do enjoy filling requests! Especially the nerdy ones!

I'll let you place both boobs in both hands.

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Aaaaand *crunch*.

>>23900675
I want to play with it toooo!!

>>23900683
>tight pants, veiny arms, already laying down.
I just want to straddle you and feel that hand on my ass.

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>>23900654
Can't do too many, gotta change my oil today

>>23900757
Love this!

>>23900808
Holy fuck this... God damn. Would you crack me with that?

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>>23900832
I might if you ask nicely

>>23900808
Holynnnnnnnmmmmphhhhghhhhh
Quality over quantity, no worries!!
I think my chassis needs an oil and lube job if ya know what I mean

>>23900739
But if your hands are occupied w boobs, then where is your mouth...?

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Thadaaam.

>>23900848
Feeling my knees buckle at the sight of your... buckle

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>>23900854
Have to get off wifi for obvious reasons, as for the job I might be able to work something there. Would need to have a look over what I'm working with to get enough supplies... if you know what I mean

Mannequin Man / Cyrano - if you are not incarcerated: do some car shots, arm wrestle a bored coworker, or go to the sporting goods dept and use soccer balls and such as butt, boobs and female skulls, pls!
(Just throwing some <3 out there for you- I won't be offended if you are busy or want to ignore!)

>>23900879
Granting you full access to inspect my undercarriage
(great pics, srsly- luv them, thx)

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>>23900758
You're gonna straddle my face.
>>23900854
My mouth? I think you know where my mouth is going to be.

>Crude gesture is crude