Post your picture. People tell you what superpower you would have.

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>>23860719
You can control anyone's mind, however you leave your body every time. Much like being a warg in game of thrones

>>23860719
Expert martial artist with a camouflage ability.
>>23860758
Super strength, with earthy abilities that let you conjure rocks and trigger earthquakes.

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>>23860758
Shapeshifting
Superhuman agility and reflexes

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>>23860719
Anna-Rexia: You can rip food out of people's stomachs.
>>23860758
Simpleton: you can erase someone's focus so they can forget what they were trying to do.
>>23860939
Captain Average: You can do any task with average skill even with no prior knowledge.

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>>23860719
Morning Star: You have the ability to detach parts of your body and either reattach them or grow new ones.

>>23860758
Amnes: As soon as someone looks away from you, they forget who you are.

>>23860939
Prism: You have the ability to have people see you in any way you would like but only if they view you via mirror.

>>23860978
Squatsnoats: Your density is inversely proportional to the height of your squat.

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>>23860719
you have botany super powers but kind of act like an earth goddess with it rather than like, poison ivy or something
i just picture you growing flowers everywhere and saving dried up countries and shit
>>23860758
youd be like. kind of like a superman?
idk i see you as being someone who has a conglomeration of strength + speed powers but theyre kind of dulled while youre excellent at talking to people and decision making or whatever the fuck
>>23860939
you breathe underwater and grow fins
>>23860978
>>23861111
this is hilarious for the squat guy i dont want to ruin the illusion for myself by thinking about his superpower

>>23861111
you can inflate and deflate yourself
for what reason
idk

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>>23860978
Captain Slavlord: Can Slav squat, even in the most extreme situations

>>23861111
Pastamancer: You have the ability to shoot pasta out of your asshole. Your weakness is homeless people
>>23861128
Human HVAC: You can change the temperature of your surroundings depending on how hard your blushing

>>23860719
taking unearthly dumps encrusted with gems and made of gold
>>23860758
the ability to look like my uncle when he was younger
>>23860939
when you were born, a nurse spilled ethylbenzene on your bib. it flapped over your face, and altered your genome. in exchange for fashion sense, you were given good looks.
>>23860978
you are a flesh-man; gifted with superhuman strength, but short stature, a dwarf of sorts
>>23861111
winker- when you wink at someone, you unleash a supersonic sound wave that rips their flesh apart, and sunders their soul, damning them to the void.

>>23860719
Do you have your windpipe pierced?

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>>23860719
Super strength, but constant diarrhea.
>>23860758
You can fly, but you can't control when, how fast, or in what direction.
>>23860939
You're a dustmancer. You control dust, but only one particle at a time.
>>23860978
You have the ability to squat indefinitely, but your balls stick to the floor on hot days.
>>23861111
You can turn into the sun. But only once, and you can't change back.
>>23861138
You can summon Christmas lights from nowhere, though with no power source.
>>23861139
You can read anyone's mind, but only in Snoop Dogg's voice.

>>23860939
Ability to freeze time but only for 30 seconds at a time
>>23860978
Ability to jump hundreds of feet in the air and squat like no other
>>23861111
Ability to talk with the dead but only after they've been dead for a few hours...
Oh and the ability to summon quads with ease
>>23861138
Ability to heal any sickness or wound but only on other people, not yourself
>>23861139
Can see the future but only by an hour
>>23861986
Ability to become a meme
>>23861996
Ability to shout at supersonic levels but you're deaf

>>23861142
Best in thread. We're done.

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>>23860719
You can read minds and give people selective amnesia. You may then feed them lies and use it against them by having them fulfill your nefarious deeds and biddings.

>>23860978
Your skin is as hard and sharp as serrated steel. You can cut your enemies with the snip of your fingers, or slice them in half with hands like knives.

>>23861128
You posses the Hair of Midas. A single caress from the many women you've seduced and they will become yet another soulless wench in your Army of harlots, eager to carry out your every whim.