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Full bio

>>23756893
you are pretty qt OP. post some more pics

>>23756945
is my first picture adequate?

>>23756950
really adequate
OP please FUG me

>>23757042
>>23756945
yeah i know i'm appealing to gay boys, but i need a female perspective :(

>>23757060
Clean up your hair game a lil
That beard would work nicely if you kept your hair under wraps a little better.

>>23757070
i see lots of bearded guys with the cleaned up hair and glasses and it shouts hipster to me, my hair is usually slightly messy. but when i do try to make it look sharp i use a palmade. i stand it up in the front like in pic number two but less messy haha
personally, i'm don't know dick about style really. i OCCASIONALLY get girls off rugged looks/height.
but i'm no fashion god

>>23757080
There's a very thin line between looking ruggedly handsome and looking unkempt.
3 is easily your best picture, if you weren't drinking in it I'd say throw it up to number 1. Definitely try wearing your hair like that more often.

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Been working pretty well so far

>>23757119
the facial expression is why i don't use 3, because i look slightly mean

>>23757137
Squirtle feinted you liar

>>23757147
I think you look more contemplative. But yeah, that's my advice. Clean hair up, but keep the rugged look. Just try to control the ruggedness

>>23757168
people in another group are telling me to lead with dog.
What do you think?

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>>23757168
is my hair well kept here?

>>23757237
Too baity, but you can try it. 4>5
>>23757243
Could be even better, but it's a great improvement over the other pics

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>>23757243
I'm really picky about hair

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>>23757293
so lets say i delete one pic to make room for raitmybeard.jpg
should i add it/which pic should go?

>>23757302
I appreciate the thought of animals in your pics, but you took them at kind of unflattering angles. Probably 5 if you don't mind trashing the animal pic. Plus you're wearing the same shirt in both of them. If not that, then 2.

>>23757152
WRONG. That's one of the truths and I still have the save file to prove it.

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>>23756893
Welcome

>6/10 girl wants to meet up and get boned in secret cause her boyfriend has a limp dick

wat do

My bio is boring. I live in a college city and was thinking of changing it to

"I'm only studying here until I can figure out how to make a career out of starting fights on internet comment sections."

Do girls even care about the bio? Perhaps my problem is just that I'm ugly tbqh

>>23757302

show some body OP

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>>23758087

>>23756893
Your very handsome, and I think the messy hair suits you (female opinion)

>>23757855
It's a scam bro.

>>23756893
Handsome and could easily land girls if not for the extremely award personality (assuming). Do you stutter on the first date?

>>23758798
no i live in santa barbara where everyone is super attractive and i don't get matches
I don't stutter and usually am normal on dates
i lack passion and a job so no money and still live with parents.

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Hot piece.

>>23757786

Angle + lack of smile screams rapist

>>23759106
Ditch #6 and replace it with a shot of you with friends. Otherwise you're good.

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rate?

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Any tips? Specifically on how to look like less of a white boy, trying to appeal to hipster/alt girls but don't know how

>>23759270
>white boy
>appeal to hipster/alt
Pick one

I'm new to Tinder and not really good with the text pick up thing.

Like I got a response from a girl I wasn't sure would even swipe me and now I can't think of what to say.

>>23759348
just speak like you'd speak to anyone new, small talk. If she swiped for you she's probably dtf so get to know her and take it from there

>>23759270
i only like picture 2 and 3
if you want to appeal to hipster/alt girls try taking artsy photos. I recommend the vsco cam filter app , it makes pictures kinda vintage looking and makes every picture more hipsterish in my opinion

>>23759364
Yeah it's just you have none of the visual cues so I can't always think of what to say. Like we talked about movies and she said she likes Pulp Fiction, but I'm not certain how to respond.

>>23759386
>"omg I love pulp fiction too!" (even if you have to lie)
>"have you seen X film related to pulp fiction?"

Just play to the crowd anon

>>23759394
You're right, I'm probably making it harder than it has to be. I get a lot more likes than I thought too, and a good number of girls are a lot more outgoing than I anticipated. It's really kind of a learning experience.

>>23759398
and don't sweat it if you make yourself look like a dick, worst thing they say no and you never see them ever

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Opinions are appreciated

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What do?

I'm not good at bio, pic but I had good success with matches so I'll do my best.
>>23759651
Pretty fit and outgoing
>>23759542
Descent
>>23759270
Probably needs more about yourself
>>23759106
Funny

>>23759651
5 should be your first picture. Delete first four lines of your bio, man!
>>23759542
3 is the best picture, shld put it first. Get the word ' kids' in there (I assume you teach children) it sounds more down to earth.
>>23759270
If you're into alt girls, no mom or Christmas photos, put up artsy photos up (ie ones with filters) and put the alt bands somewhere in your bio put " if you have coloured hair, that drives me crazy/ instant respect" doesn't matter.
>>23759106
Don't know whattt your bio's about, but alright!
>>23756942
The sporking thing is sketchy man. Also don't need to put your height, you already look tall

>>23759663
>>23759772
ok thanks for the tips

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>>23759239
>>23759239
>>23759239
>shameless self bump for tips

>>23759903
>wearing sunglasses indoors
makes you look like a jerk, you should consider that, most generic bio ever, other than that you should add more pics

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This is mine.

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>>23759980

What do you guys think about saying you like anime in your bio? given the negative stereotype around it I can imagine an awkward moment if someone I know from real life comes across my profile

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>>23760040
>What do you guys think about saying you like anime in your bio?

femanon here

>>23759984
take away the line about parkour that's like something a teen boy would be 'into' aha

other than that, all looking good!

>>23759903
are you the short one in pic 4? that's the best one out of the bunch. The first pic is pretty ehm bad aha. Hair is good, but the cross jewellery makes you look like you're trying to be a rapper. the sunglasses. Just no. Burn them. Why are you even wearing them indoors?

The earphons are a bit silly. The jacket and shirt are nice and your face looks fine from what I can see

>>23760065
don't ever say that.

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Guys, this has to be a fake, right, right?

>>23760500
yep
https://www.instagram.com/emilysteaparty/

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I match about 75% of the time with my right swipes so I think my face probably carries my shit quality pics/description. I mostly just need a good line that works to start conversation. I tend to message them whatever and not really care but I match with some fucking gorgeous girls and when they dont respond to the first message it feels like I missed out. I also need to take a good shirtless pic that doesnt look like a douchey selfie, I dont live near the beach so any tips?

>>23760500

Looks like a regular basic girl.

>>23756942
Defs take out picture 2. Weird AF dude. 3 1 5 4 are good. And defs change that bio.
Rick n morty n chill isn't creative. And girls wont care what show you watch. spooning thing is kinda weird too.

>>23760500
Most likely.

I indiscriminately swipe right, so I get probably 4-5 bot matches a day. They always have:

3-4 pictures

Generic bio, often suggestive and makes it obvious they want to hook up. I often see the same exact bio.

They will list themselves as a student from a school that's nowhere near you.

Anyways... I get more than enough matches. But most of them are brain dead and we can't connect. I'm not really looking for a hookup, I'd rather have something more intimate (I'm 23 btw.) Tinder probably isn't the best dating app or site out there for my intent, so what is? I'm a pretty artsy, nerdy guy, not bad looking at all, but I fit a certain niche (skinny, not tall, not white, blah blah blah. I just have a good face) PoF / Match any better?

which one da bes

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Not gettin' matches lads, what gives?

>>23762326
Remove pick #6 and the MAGA in the bio

>>23762326
Pictures 2,4 and 3 (in that order) are better pictures to have as your main. I think you should get rid of 1 honestly, it highlights your temple recession too much.

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I know I need a pic with my cat, but what else?

>>23762502
>shameless self bump

>>23762474
>>23762475
thanks family

>>23762502
pics with girls can work if you're with a few of them, but if it's just you and a single girl I'd avoid those entirely

>>23762730
>I'd avoid those entirely
Really? Why? I don't have a lot of good pics

>>23762730
>>23762741
thanks for the advice though, will do

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No matches ;_;

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tinder is so boring

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Rate?

>>23758462

wow OP is hooootttttt if you want to show cock here is my kik kaya_1990 :) or you can just show it here :D

>>23763349
Unless you live in buttfuck nowhere I don't see how you could not meet at least a few interesting people?

>>23763363
Maybe some photos of you doing something interesting?

>>23757885
I read the bio to see boys height. If no height I swipe left.

>>23763372
no everyone is pretty boring
i already matched with everyone attractive in the area and they're all zzZZzzzz
so now there's nobody left
i'm die

>>23762741
I would avoid because
>I would guess you have a girlfriend and looking for friendship only
>Or maybe it's your little sister so I guess you live at home with parents

Femanon here

What steps should I take so people don't think my profile is fake? Or what's typical of a fake profile so I can avoid it?

I've discovered that I always match when I use picture of myself with glasses, but without glasses I get less... A friend told me he swipes left on some girls he knows he has no chance with. Is this happening to me now? Do any other guys do this?

>>23763729
you seem pretty fucking boring yourself desu

>>23763755
ur not wrong

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>>23763750
post pics and well evaluate ........and maybe tits...maybe ....please.......

>>23763750
Do you look better with or without glasses? Maybe you get matched less simply because you look better with glasses

>>23763842
I look better without

>>23763729 Sorry to hear that, Rochester gal. My boring cousin lives there. I guess not even George Eastman House nerds are interesting there? Buffalo has some SUNY art-scene kids that are maybe more your speed... Or, you could always come visit me in Toronto ;)

>>23763945
Toronto is one of the worst places in Canada. Fucking abysmal city.

>>23763913
Not too sure then, personally I match with anyone I think looks attractive. If they have 3 or more pictures and a bio then I assume they're real.

ALTHOUGH, if I do get matched with someone who seems to be out of my league then I'll be suspicious.

>>23763949 Granted, although even Montreal has its Sherbrooke, and VanCity has its Burnaby. Just sayin, easier to find someone like you in a big city.

>>23763976
Of all the places I have been to or lived in when I was in Canada, Toronto was the worst.
Also Burnaby isn't that bad, its Surrey you need to avoid.

>>23763953
I see, I didn't think of the picture count... I have had one picture for a long time now, that might be why I get less matches... Bio I have always left empty, or extremely short because I haven't came up with anything good yet.

>>23763992 Yeah a woman with one pic and not even a quote in the bio screams either dead account, spammer or on Tinder strictly for the lulz.

should I wear heels on tinder dates?

>>23763992
Definitely get that fixed asap, 1 picture and no bio is a huge red flag.

What do you guys think about labeling myself as a "nerd" in my profile?

I state that I'm a musician and nerd, both of which are true. I like nerdy shit, but is putting that in my bio gonna deflect some girls?

>>23766103
I'm a software engineer, and I try not to make it 100% clear or go on about it a lot

I'm this guy btw
>>23762502

>>23763246
I have no idea why, the photoshop pic is pretty funny (although chicks might not recognize it)
pic #3 might make a good profile pic

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>>23763349
How do I match with girls like you
Also here's my new profile even tho I posted in thread before

>>23763750

Post your profile.

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:^)

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I really dont have any photos of my self.I am in the millitary should i mention it in my bio?

>>23763349
i think ive seen you on tinder before lol

are you from cali?
I live in costa mesa, near newport beach

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how 2 improve ?

http://www.tinder.com/@phalania

>>23767100
Dude, chicks love military guys. Yes. A pic of you in your uniform with some other military friends would probably go pretty nicely

>>23767141
pics with friends, if any good ones available
pics with a pet, if any... or you could like visit an animal shelter
picture 3 may have looked nicer if you were smiling

what kind of results are you getting?

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I'm doing pretty well so far, about 15 matches over a two and a half week span.

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But interesting to see what you guys opinion on my profile is.

>>23767238
3rd paragraph definitely works. Otherwise, you really do a good job of, um, not pandering to anyone

>>23767255
Lmao, thanks for that. I've never considered myself as a person who panders to others, so yeah.

>>23767100
>>23767162
See? this dude's got a pic with his military uniform. It's a good idea
>>23767231

>>23767162
>>23767162
Thanks for the advice I shied away from it because its general looked down or mocked when you post shit with you in your uniform.

>>23767395
Nah, I kind of know a guy in ROTC that's a total bro. "Chicks love a guy in uniform" holds true.

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>>23756942
>>23756896
>>23756893

>>23767533
>being this salty about not getting matches

>>23767132
are you retarded there's literally a pic that's geotagged
Rochester new york

>>23767609
>>23763349

personally my concern with you is you seem like a BPD-tier crazy, and I've dealt with that and don't want to ever again. but you seem nice enough and have a great body so I'm sure you'll find someone, maybe not tinder where most guys are generic bro-men

>>23767609
chill out dude, not everyone plays doxx detective everytime a pic of a girl is posted

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I'm mostly tired of matching with people who don't reply, soooo tips?

>>23767970
Not replying at all?
What's the first thing you say? A cheesy pick up line?
I usually ask something about their bio

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Here's mine... I need a cool bio lol

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What should I change? I don't have a lot of good photos
Good amount of matches <3km but feel like profile is still shite

>>23768057
Move pic 5 into pic 1's spot. And the pic with the dog as #2. Just trust me

>>23768029
qt

>>23759106
very cute, you look like a young Richard Ayoade

>>23768062
Trusting you
Delete pic 4 btw? Not sure about it sincs it's a selfie aswell

>>23768062
seconded.

>>23768081
Leave it!!! Make the order of the pics 5,3,2,4,1

>>23768065
Hey thanks <3

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>>23762502
Updated my profile, any more advice?

>>23757786
You post in every thread
just do us a favor and

>KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!

>>23768095
Boiiii u need more pics!!!

>>23768104
Somebody earlier said to take out the pics with girls in them, is there anything wrong with what I do have?

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forgot pic

Just made it today

>>23768091
Alright did what u said, don't let me down
Wanna break 400 matches

>>23768108
Nothing wrong with the pics you have now!! The more pics are better in my opinion though

>>23768122
* more pics

>>23768122
>>23768127
Thanks, will do :)

>>23768120
Hey I'm almost to 400 too !!! Best of luck to you xoxo

Where should I take a 19 year old? Can't take her to a bar obviously, and that's all I can think of that's appropriate.

I think she just wants the dicc so is it sketch to just invite her over to my place?

>>23768506
you could go for a movie theatre or somewhere for dinner or something traditional like that, then to your place
this is basically the same pattern that you're thinking of, minus the alcohol

>>23762018
>I just have a good face) PoF / Match any better?
I'm doing OkCupid, which has an app, and is free
But PoF, match, eHarmony will probably get similar results.
I think the more "formal" dating site kind of services get more beta-y chicks and less of the 20-something hot blondes crowd

>>23768506 Public park/small picnic seems to impress young women if you're planning during the day encounter.

>>23766638
*and listening

Typos are no go

>>23768902
? I may be retarded but I don't see any typos

>>23768902
>>23768909
Wait I found it I am retarded

>>23766638
BTW bon Iver is basic af if you at trying to pull artsy girls. I dunno even know of name dropping a band is the best, but you could at least try something more obscure

>>23766653
Awful pics. Smile normally and add friend pics.

>>23768029
Swipe left. Why are you hiding your face?

>>23768085
Thirded

>>23764060
Is it a formal dinner? Sure.
I think I always liked when girls dressed up for dates.
I'm not really sure why not to

>>23768915
I just replaced "Bon Iver with sad music". do you think saying just "listening to the front bottoms" would work,

>>23768012
I usually say something about their bio, but if there's nothing there hence the quote from my friend on my profile, I attempt a cheesy pickupline.
Honestly a good, 1/3 of the people I match with actually reply and are interesting the other 2/3 is accounts that never reply and it's driving me insane.

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Any suggestions? It's been fairly uneventful so far.

>>23757855
IDK what your conversation has been like but look up common scams on tinder to get a sense of what to ask if she's legit. Normally they wait until you've talked a bit and ask for verification.

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thoughts?

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I change the second portion of my bio every once in awhile, suggestions?

>>23769401
you're a girl, you don't need any advice. fak off m8

>>23763349
Hey, I just realized Im following you on Insta, I dont see why you have a hard time, you seem fun and open to all sorts of adventures. Maybe you've just been unlucky? Or the fact that you're a pretty alt girl scares off anyone you would generally like?

>>23769401
you're very attractive should have no problem getting matches. you have a nice body so id say move the fifth picture up to second or third and make your second picture you're main. imo the one punch man pic is fine to have but id move it to last

>>23768116
remove the pic of your trucks not sure why thats even there, also add a few more pics of yourself preferably not selfies. your main pic looks a bit blurry too so maybe take a new one

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>>23767609
so i guess by that logic i should just assume that everybody lives in whatever random location from any given picture in their profile.
cause yaknow, people never travel

no wonder youre on tinder lol


stay gay, nerd

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Can I use this picture of my cat?

>>23769616 The random bins and cardboard = recently moved/moving or sloppy, so...

>>23769857
I could crop those out though... thanks :)

>>23769032
Yeah front bottoms sound better and are also a better band

>>23769334
The father line is a stretch and unfunny. Drop it. Makes you seem like you are looking for damaged goods

>>23769616
You cat looks like it's blaming god for the current situation it seems to be stuck in.

>>23769334
Put 3 as your main pic, how do people not see this as their best picture. Put 1 as 2 so that if someones interested in your face then they can see your guitar or whatever. Lastly, why are you antagonizing potential matches?

>>23769377
May pic 3 number 1 and delete 1
Drop the line about disappointing. Try "I can pillow talk in 4 languages."

>>23769401
Your prof is fine. You get matches?

Real talk tho you think it's Cruz?

>>23769334
This.
>>23770173
>Lastly, why are you antagonizing potential matches?
The father line does seem kind of dark/pessimistic and unpleasant.
Video game n shit
>"n shit"
also doesn't do you much justice either

On the other hand, you might be like this guy
>>23767238
>>23767255
and just not give a single fuck about pandering to anyone

>>23770162
Yeah, I've had 3 cats, and this one really just has never been a fan of being held lol that shot actually took a couple attempts

What are your guys settings? I'm only using this as an egoboost so ive been pretty clinical.

5 mile radius
18 - 25
1 week duration
67% right swipes out of 1000 swipes
Roughly 10% match rate

Anyone keep track of their stats?? I wanna see how i stack up

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Think this would be a good first pic?

I mean, that's the one that gets the next ones viewed

>>23770153
>>23770173
>>23770999
Thank you all for the advice, changes have been made.

>>23771674
>I'm only using this as an egoboost

>5 mile radius
>upper age bound = 25
>less than 100% right swipes

So, you're one of the chicks using this app?

>>23771760
What are you smoking?

>Roughly 10% match rate

I've actually signed up as a woman before- ugliest photo i could find and blank bio.More than 10% matchs

plus seen other women use the app. Try more like 80% - 100% match rate.

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How's this, senpai?

>>23756893
>Chad, 21

>>23771773
I forgot f a m was censored..

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eh

>>23771760
>>23771765

I'm a dude. I'm saying I've swiped right about 670 times out of 1000 total swipes (yes I've kept count) over the course of a week or so. I've gotten 100 or so matches (1-2 bots).
My radius is set to 5 miles max. And my upper age limit is 25.

I want to see where I stand.

>>23768029
what you need is a dick in your mouth

Is it possible to have a tinder without your SO finding out? I know that gets connected to FB, and there's a possibility of running into her friends on there.

>>23771890
make a new facebook?

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>>23771765
>signed up as a woman before
>ugliest photo i could find
>80% - 100% match rate
wtf was the photo?

I totally believe this tho

>>23771777
let me try, senpai

>>23771824
you look salty as fuck desu. Smiling could help?

>>23771953
t b h is desu
f a m is senpai
what else, /soc/?

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20Yearsofage
Looking for tips.
Got 90 Matches in about 8 months only met around 8 of them.

>>23772002
your first pic and your 5th pic are good

try getting more taken by other people and 2 and 3 are super bad because your in the same exact place

>>23772022
Thanks!

Will work on both.

>>23768936
Thanks but I don't need advice :)

>>23767640
I'm pretty depressed so understandable
>>23767735
um yes they do where have u been
>>23769598
ur just mad bc ur wrong hehe

>>23769424
um I think you have me confused with someone else
I don't post my Instagram anywhere

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I'm not discoverable yet, is this shit acceptable?

>>23772896

Remove that bottom right picture unless you're planning to date pot smoking, vaping bernie supporters.

>>23772896

Yeah why not

>>23772901
That's on viking long boat, what that have to do with Bernouts?

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This is mine.

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>>23772912
Other pictures I have up.

>>23772912
People actually like kid rock?

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Mine. Will rate others now.

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>>23768103
;)

>>23772918
Yeah Yeah Yeah. I'm accustomed to getting shit for it.

Bamp.

>>23772919
mirin

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>>23772920

>>23757243
>>23757299
you look like an older bearded version of one of my mates, are you a time traveler?

>>23759106

Which pic is best for a main?

>>23772164

>Asks for advice
>Doesn't need advice

>>23757137
>Pokemon
I hate those people.

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Wish I had better photos of myself :-)

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any tips are appreciated, also im 5'10" should i mention this or not?

>>23772919
profile looks good but the main pic is the worst one. just looks like boring white guy imo

>>23776483
Some girls won't talk to guys unless they're tall enough, so it's up to you, but be prepared to be asked the question. I wouldn't have the last picture in there and your description doesn't make me laugh? So maybe start with a different joke.
>>23772919
You get a plus for having an animal in your profile. Your about is funny, you done good.
>>23772917
your about is too long? I think. Don't like pic nr6, but you're cute so it's okay.

>>23763349
Keep political preference out of your bio.

>>23776355
being harsh you look like an attractive boring stoner chick that would be fun to hook up with but nothing more. If thats what you are using tinder for (which is most people) then i guess its on point. if hoping to actually date people id change it some.

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1. How's my photo array?
2. What do I say to someone who has nothing in their bio?

>>23776483
I wouldn't mention your height unless it's worth mentioning (i.e. 6'2" or above).

>>23776682
its very hard to judge with the bad resolution but you look like a very nice guy, sometime that can be overdone. id recommend replacing pics 2 and 4 with other stuff. (or if you are looking to meet a sweet girl maybe use a dating app other than tinder)

>>23776732
I don't know what else I would use. I was conscious of the over-the-top nice guy vibe and therefore picked #4 largely because I'm not smiling in it.

>>23776783
wait your not the guy smiling in number 4? he has the same smile as 3 without a beard. (id still kill 4 though) just go somewhere slightly interesting and take some pictures. your not fat. in good lighting you can probably get a ripped looking pic. or a pic of a hobby or something

>>23776815
I thought I cropped #4 well enough to make that clear.

I'm not about to go somewhere and take a selfie.

Are you suggesting I take a shirtless photo? In real life? Perhaps when pigs fly.

I don't really have active hobbies. My "hobbies" are more accurately described as interests.

>>23776682
ualbany what what

>>23776355

You should make pic 5 your main one. You're beautiful

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Tinder girl here. Had typed something longer but didn't send. Summarised:
>no goofy face selfies
>puppy pics only help if you're good-looking
>shirtless pics are a fuck no
>stop asking to meet right the fuck away. Most girls think they'll be raped or killed
>use non-selfies as first pics

Have fun tindering

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So how do you seal the deal when you'r under 21? I have more matches than I could ever do anything with but I've only managed to hookup with one girl this week because IDK how to get them to my/their place.

>>23759651
Holy god change your first pic, you look like a cute kid. Change to something more Manry

>>23763246
I like the nickel back pic idea but it's a pretty unflattering pic in the pic. Pic

>>23771726
You look sad as fuck. Also terrible quality/angle

>>23759651
OMG where are you from please tell me now

>>23777603
Do you try starting the date somewhere other than your or their place?

>>23776664
Yeah that's the main reason I have it I don't know how to date peopl
>>23776911
Alright thanks for the tip (and compliment :-) )

>>23763246
i'd swipe right

>>23769401
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE

>>23771824
i wouldn't change a thing if I were you

>>23776885
what what indeed
You think Albany is the only place in the world with a fountain?

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>be me
>meet a girl from tinder
>go to a park with her at night
>nearly fuck her there but no penetration since she's on period
>she was totally into it
>tell her we won't be able to meet because I've got shit to do over the weekend
>"oh that's fine anon, I have shit to do as well, but next week is fine!"
>2 days later
>she deleted the match
What the fuck, guys? What's going on here?

>>23778711 It's possible you tried to #dtf too quickly and the period thing was an excuse. It could also be she matched with someone that's closer to her tastes.

>>23778732
I doubt it. She was actually into it. I was very careful but she straight up said she's okay with me touching her everywhere. Even when I went in for the kiss she immediately went for tongue action.

Also she said I'm exactly close to her tastes. Right down to specific features.

>>23776355

3 or 5 is a better main. Delete 1.

>>23777403

> Most girls

That's exactly the kind of girl I'm not interested in.

>>23778711

Why did you not get her phone number? Sounds like your fuckup.

>>23771824

You need better pics.

>>23771674

>Anyone keep track of their stats?

No. I'm not a nerd.

>>23769616

There is nothing good about that picture.

>>23769401

Have some pics that show your face.

>>23779322
I don't really have a lot to work with here, t b h
I do agree with you :^)

>>23759651
Get rid of 4
You look better in 2

>>23760899
4 is trying to hard.
Get a better picture of you in your uniform if you're trying to show that off

>>23768029
I'd swipe left
Not only are you hiding what you look like but from the angles and the filters, you look like you're still in high school

>>23772917
Include a picture where you can see your body
If I can't see body I swipe left because I assume you're hiding an aspect of it or don't like it

Ain't got no time for people with no confidence

>>23776355
5 or 3 as main

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>>23778376
what does that mean?!
is it really really bad
or really really decent

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>no bio
>no shared Facebook likes
>no mutual Facebook friends
What do you say to these people?

Also
>tfw your radius is 20 miles and they don't match until they're 51 miles away

>>23779275
I did. How do you think we've met?

Also, nevermind the different ID.

Is it normal for girls to want you to go through a secure verification website??

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Ugly piece of shit reporting in

>>23780480
no.
thats a bot

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>>23763349
you look like someone i know

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>>23756893
28/Male/London
And I am a horny virgin.

Leave your contact info.

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I could probably benefit from having a real bio but, eh

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What next? I didn't plan this far ahead.

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO SOMEONE WHO HAS NO BIO AND NOTHING OF NOTE IN THEIR PHOTOS?

>>23781519
you dont say anything

>>23781665
But what if they're attractive?

>>23781680
you say

"what up"

>>23781708
No. I don't trust that you're trying to give me good information.

>>23781519

you wait for the bot to send you a number and then move on.

Every empty bio so far has been a bot for me.

I'm the >>23778711 >>23778772 guy
Should I just text the girl casually or just give up on her and move on?

most successful pick up line for someone with nothing on their profile but really cute

>>23763349

Lel your fucking hair implies you have a split personality

>>23767231

You look like a fun guy :3

>>23763349
your looking for someone on 4chan basically
that's your problem
scaring off casuals
don't be such a weeb
be like harley quinn lol are you gonna be my mister j or something
you insult yourself multiple times
I'm infp too but wouldn't advertise it

>>23768029

>all photos in a similar angle
>not even one with friends in it
>Generic uninteresting bio

Would not match with

>>23782027
I report anyone with three generic, grainy images and no bio on sight.

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Well I exhausted every girl in a 75 mile radius and only got two matches none of who want to talk to me. What am I doing wrong?

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>When I open friendly, they ignore me or entertain a 20 minute conversation before ducking out
>When I open indifferent, they ignore me
>When I open sexy, they either ignore me or sound disgusted

I'm going to die alone.

>>23756893
can people see if you pay for tinder on your profile?

i want infinite right swipes and to change my location to the city.

>>23780797
i would like to match with guys like this
what kind of girls do you swipe right for?
>>23780486
you're profile is great imo and you seem to dress well which is a huge plus for me.

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I get some matches, none of which I'm interested in

I have tinder. One picture, often no bio. So many hot girls out of my league. Really depressing. I'm actually pretty aesthetic facially, but girls won't right swipe on one picture guy because that's a red flag

>>23784264
Why not use more pictures?

Is it fashionable to be cringey in the dating scene now or something? These are embarrassing.

>>23784287
I would only have selfies. I guess I'll put one more selfie on there.

>>23759106
>>23776128
i dont like black guys but id swipe right for you.
beach first, cat second, and delete current main imo. you dont need all 6 photos. i like #6 though.

>>23767231
nothing could prepare me for that list of music taste. I know they say don't judge a book by its cover but you're just using those because you like goth/emo chicks right?

and if not please tell me metalcore is blasting as you're cutting someone open.

>>23783632
everyone does

Her bio reads
>i'm probably bored by u already
What do I send her as a first message?

what do people even do with a tinder conversation

you just talk about random shit for a while and then ask for a phone number or a date? is there some broad outline for how a successful conversation usually goes? how do you know when to ask for the number?

>>23784014
More often than not I find myself swiping right on alternative "artsy" types -- visible tattoos, facial piercings, and dyed hair. But that's not a hard and fast rule.
If you're cute and seem like you have a personality you're good.
Linked Instagram account is always a plus for me but understandably some people are weird about that stuff

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I rarely get matches. When I do the chicks never respond to me. Tips appreciated

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Why does everyone try to be so snarky?

>>23762502
You and I look basically identical, holy shit.

Tindering in Alaska is......interesting.

>>23785491
Expand on that. Use screenshots where possible.

>>23785583
Lots of fatties. Like not curvy fatties but amorphous blobs with funny colored hair and lots of facial piercings. And nearly everybody has a kid or two.

I'm getting some good matches, but they're all in Anchorage and I'm 80 miles north in Talkeetna

>>23756893
OP, IM FRIENDS WITH YOU ON SNAPCHAT! No way!

I only go on there to feel shitty about myself (like all other media).

thelatsbrah96

>>23785302
Cool. Please post pics of your self? We may be able to further help each other out here

internet dating is for fuckin losers I swear

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Just created today
Already got four matches
Seems promising

>>23786396
All my follow up questions would probably have more to do with Alaska in general than with Tindering there.
Tell me this at least, are there qt Inuit girls?

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Just got it today
Advice for a decent bio?!

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>>23756893
Meh, I don't get matches anyway so what's the big deal

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>>23787599

>>23787577
Improve your bio
Other than that you're alright

>>23784311
Just get a friend to take a picture of you
And make a bio, kid

>>23787609
change enitre bio to: chunky, yet funky.

reelvant: don't tell people your goals. if you really want to lose weight you shouldn't flaunt what you haven't achieved.

delete 1, 3 and 4. use 2 as main.

go outside, place your phone at eye level and make a timer shot. look away from the camera like some made a pic of you. crop the pic in 16:9 ratio, to grab your face in a different setting other than your room. bonus points for holding soho cup. double bonus for having someone shroter than you next to you.

That's all i can think of. You're self-pitying piece of shit bio should be taken out back and shot.

>>23787609

Dude. Don't ever fucking disrespect yourself like that. Your pics suck but that's because you took shitty pics

"so if the pictures deter you, i don't blame you"


This statement alone is so fucking pathetic i wanted to turn off my computer and throw it out the window. get yourself some dignity man you have to be attractive mentally and give off positive vibes. Your bio just tells me you're full of negative emotions, negativity is basically all i got from reading those words. And NOTHING dries up a womans pussy as a man that gives off this vibe. It's not even about your looks dude. Go make some change.

>>23787513

Your main picture should be a highlight of your appearance and the best shot of you ever. You want to grab their attention so that you THEN can follow up with pictures of you doing hobbies and selling yourself with the things you enjoy doing.

>>23787577
>>23787612
how t find the balance between quirky- and original in making a bio? nothing I can think of seems right.

>>23787513
best itt. smiling pic wouldn't hurt but you've got a great start.

>>23785217
second pic seems feminine. not that there's anything wrong with that, but you have to realise that's how your pic is being seen. delete.
No-one cares you're in the army. a smiling pic would be better than #1. delete
3 should be 1
5 should be 2
6 should be 3
4 should be 4
scrap spirit animal part, unoriginal
scrap let's X Y Z part, unoriginal
bio's aren't my strong point so I can't tell you what to do with that... sorry

>>23785217

You look really really uncomfortable in your first pic, like you're not making anyone feel good looking at you being unhappy. Your military clothing is fine and even adds some effect if you would be smiling and standing a bit further away . Your 5th one is really cool

>>23787635
>>23787641
Goddamn... alright, I'll do the pic thing a little later, but I can't think if anything else to put. Do women care if I can cook really well? Like should I put that in somewhere?

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>>23787669
Shit

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>>23787670
hey man >>23787641 and I are trying to help you, so please don't regard this advice as a personal attack. delete 1 and 3. the quote comes from pic related. Hobbies are best explained via photos, if they are flattering. You can add it, but I personally wouldn't.

Larger picture: before you can make tinder work for you, you have to start loving you.

>>23787682
Yeah I know, I'm starting to live myself, but depression is shit. And I didn't take it as an attack
if I get more decent pics, would just adding some generic quote to my profile be enough? I'll take pictures of my lobbies later today

>>23787693
Love myself **

>>23787693

Explain that you love life and that you are dedicated to the things around you or something. I duno but you have to be positive but not forced positive just give off that vibe with some slackerish feel of confidence.


Depression is shit but once you are ready to change it can drag onto the next episode for 2 long, with depression as soon as you are able to you have to start fighting for transition into something else. get ready for the future and create your own space of success and enjoyment.

>>23787696

Don't say that you love yourself. You can Give off the vibe through your actual words but saying "i love myself" just sounds girlish, you'd be better off saying you are a god honestly haha

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help, trying to get under someone to get over an ex

>>23787809

Pic number one is good, number four is okay. the rest are pretty pretty bad.


You shouldn't get under someone to get over an ex, you should fucking train hard and reassess your future plans. Don't feed into this shit of emotional bullshit, knock yourself out with self improvement instead

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SEO my shit please

>>23787828

T-thanks. Deleted the two iffy ones. I guess I'm just horny, been spending my new free time bouldering

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How do I answer this in a flirty way?

>>23788179
Well what was the last picture?
You could also simply answer and possibly include some kind of question in it, such as "have you been there?"

>>23787944
Smiling would probably help, but that's my best advice atm

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First time, roast me.

>>23788376
That is a very phallic rock in #4.

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>>23787726
I kinda like how I wrote it this time, thoughts?

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Help me out Bros.

>>23788435
Delete tinder.

>>23776355
Wubaluba dub dub!
Use 5 as your main
If I saw your bio I'd swipe right.
Unfortunately I no longer have tinder!!

>>23788456
2->1
4->2
1->3
3->4
5->5

>>23787569
Not this far South, it's mostly Athabaskans down here.

>>23788664
Thx hemano

>>23788435
what you wrote is just retarded

>>23788721
No problem
Mind posting it again with those changes made?
Just not the easiest to visualize

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>>23789524

>>23789548
Nice
If also switch 2 and 3 if I were you. Otherwise you've got two really similar pictures in a row

>>23789564
Makes sense. Thanks for the feedback

>>23756893
You should put the third or fifth picture as your first picture. Your current first picture makes you look like your thinking about polishing your katana back home.