ROAST THREAD! Post your picture and insult others!

let us see ur peepee

>>23752270
my penis is shy :(

>>23752298
Into the gas chamber you go.

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>>23752268
I've seen more realistic female impersonation in Monty Python sketches.


Now do me

>>23752298
i give pp kiss

>>23752268

Paul Dano in drag.

>>23752268
How can I roast you Red?

I'd roast your weenier though :^p

>>23752356
I've seen more convincing male impersonations on Ru Paul's reality show.

>>23752268
ROCKY DENNIS
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love honesty

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>>23752268
British dental care at it's finest

>>23752356
Currently in the closet, unlike the fuck boi clothing

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>>23752268
D E G E N E R A T E

>>23752356
You don't look cool

>>23752549
Console Peasant

>>23752549
I bet your sex life is as sparse as your facial hair.

>>23752571
Superior slav genetics, can crouch for 20 days and only needs 5 bottles of vodka to make it through to lunch.

>>23752549
Great Value Jon Snow.

>>23752571
Pls Elliot Rodgers, nooo

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>>23752571
Eurocuck

>>23752549
Homeless Jon Snow

>>23752459
Most attractive thing in this thread

>>23752268
This is too easy. Now if you posted in a compliment thread..I think I would be completely at a loss.

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>>23752268
you're a woman
>>23752356
budget version american psycho
>>23752549
psychotic stare that screams "I NEED SEROQUEL"
>>23752571
Fuck you you fucking Slovenian or Slovakian or whatever pre-teen
>>23753109
Try a black background, supreme gentleman

this is fucking creepy
thanks for being the usual creep, hips.

>>23752268
also, now I know you save my pics.
And probably use them to catfish people

>>23752571
Cool, a Croatian!

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>>23753150
can't tell who's worse
your heroin supplier or your hairstylist

>>23753109
tf you have your shirt sliding down your shoulder for lol
you look 12

>>23752571
nice mr.potato ears
four fingered alien hand looking mf, who throws a peace sign like that????

>>23752549
they moved the GEICO caveman into the office now?

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>>23752571
u look like a huge cuck

>>23752268
you seem attractive but I'm literally gay

>>23753318
good thing i'm actually just a feminine gay guy

>>23753382
you have tits

>>23752268
Still think you're pretty hot.
Sorry for calling you Sophia yesterday. lol

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I hate my life

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>>23752268
It looks like you got toblerone tits bitch
>>23752356
You look like a gay butler
>>23752549
You look like you've done ayahuasca cause you look exactly like my friend who did ayahuasca which isn't an insult but I bet if you did you are mentally unstable as fuck.
>>23752571
Nice hair cut you crooked nosed cheeky bastard
>>23753109
total fuckboy that wishes he was reece from malcom in the middle
>>23753150
Coked out possibly needle abusing pencil eyebrow shit bitch
>>23753240
The carpet matches the drapes you amazon lookin rainforest bitch
>>23753267
I dunno, you probably got big dark nipple pancake tits bitch
>>23754473
Nice ears dumbo.

>>23754517
4 eyed virgin bookworm

>>23754473
Saggy tits, face is ok. Single mother looking for attention on Mother's Day

>>23754526
Nice pedostash

>>23754526
>Nice ears dumbo.
kekd fucking hard

>>23754520
Nice baby photos. I bet your dick stayed the same

>>23754528
Well yes it's with age...
>>23754526
>>23754562
Glad you get fun out of it.

>>23754526
lol not yet at least.
you look like you're sucking the lip grease out of your stache, shaggy

You're a cum thirsty whore OP, and you love it.

>>23754563
ayy lmao

>>23754517
Dude..I don't even have to insult you. Looking in the mirror everyday is insult enough.

>>23754526
You can't grow facial hair. Shave it off hoss it looks stupid as fuck

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>>23753150
You call those fucking eyebrows

>>23752268
One of the most unpassable traps I have ever seen, at this point just get a face transplant(yes it's a thing now).

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>>23754929
wannabe fuckboy
>>23754526
michael cera
>>23754517
who is this guy? I've seen this pic posted on other boards

>>23754971
Wannabe edgy tumblr chick>>23754526
Fucking future or current rapist

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my baby has fetal alcohol syndrome so today is a sad day for my family
gunna go take some more shots to get my mind off everything

>>23755026
oops thoght this was the mothers day thread
how do i delete??

>>23754971
>fuckboi
lol that guy is a ragin virgin

>>23755026
you look more like a tweaker than a drunk t b h

>>23755026
Didn't know middle aged women posted on here!

>>23755116
That is so harsh

>>23755026
We already know you are sad with your life, since you are married and just had a baby, if you were happy you wouldn't be posting on here with a bunch of mid/early twenty year old and teens.

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>>23755026

>>23755564
You Spanish?

>>23755607
Nope

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>>23752268
well, i'd probably do.
>>23752356
you look like you're trying hard, don't try this hard.
>>23753109
spainfag
>>23753150
hot heroine junkie
>>23754517
get different glasses

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>inb4 5head

>>23754526
You look like the kind of person I couldn't trust to be near children.

>>23757949

Kyaa so kawaii desu! Oh...uhm, too pretty?

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>>23752356
You look like the type of motherfucker who wears sketchers and says that you are only wearing them to see if anyone would say anything for a social experiment.
I look like shit always so yeah...

>>23752356
Nice vest, Prencey Prep. You like they type of faggot that would try to pick up girls by going on and on about his rolls royce or about how his father (pronounced: FAAAWTHER, by you, you pretentious fuck) just closed his big deal on some wall street Jew. Go fuck yourself you try hard shit.

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>>23758214
Pic: forgotten

>>23758230
Probably wearing skeatchers too, and you have that gun because the black kids roasted you during lunch because of your shoe game being weaker than a stage 4 cancer patient, so your prolly gonna shoot up the school

>>23758230
that jacket is GREAT, wish it was a little puffier but v nice

>>23753240
sexy gime your skype

>>23755026
skype?¡

>>23752571
>Limiting yourself to just the computer or console
Not sure if a Bosnian could comprehend the concept of freedom

>>23753095
All the wonders of Jon Snow without the price tag that'll put you into your third mortgage, what can I say.

>>23753109
I've gotta, ask are you FtM?

>>23753150
You know a thing or two about drugs, don't ya?

>>23753267
Is it a hipster? Is it a neet? Dear god it's both.

>>23754526
And the bastard son of Pedro has now appeared.

Hadn't actually heard of Ayahuasca before.

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>>23753150
You look like fucking crackhead
>>23754526
Probably rapist. Still thinks it's 80'still
>>23754929
Did your time in jail don't you. I bet you were raped on daily basis and liked it.
>>23754971
Best fucktoy in neighbourhood.
>>23755026
God-tier cocksucker.
>>23755564
I could land a fuckin helicopter on top of your head.
>>23755651
Ok it's obvious you're gay.
>>23757946
Life roasted you enough already.

Hit me with your worst.

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>>23758533
Terrible fashion sence
>>23758216
Generic melted face
>>23757946
Just plain ugly
>>23754929
Maybe if you didnt have a potato face and unstyled pube hair youd be passable

>>23754517
And
>>23754526
Should just kill youselves, youll die single anyway

>>23758439
>>23758533
>>23758583
welcome to 4chinz, I will be ur guyd, post you're really pics with some really insultd and you Will git really rep lies.

>>23759904
you are extremely attractive wtf easily 9/10

>>23759989
there is something in this guy that is fucking repulsive, maybe it's his hair, maybe it's the bushy eyebrows, maybe it's the asparagus look to this eyes

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If Quads then I'm the king of soc

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Fresh warm roasts incoming

>>23760020
Aren't you trans? Not an insult btw just curious

>>23759999
WITNESSED

>>23760020
Cheeeeeep beer bitch, and here are my roasts

>>23759999
Slayyy
>>23758583
The whole no soul thing
>>23758533
Watched too much SOA but can't pull it off
>>23755651
Just a bad stache I hate staches
>>23754971
let me roast you when you don't have ten layer of makeup on

>>23754526
The 70s called
They want their favorite junkie back
>>23752571
You're probably too nice
>>23753109
No one loves you as much as you live yourself
>>23753150
Angeline Jolie's baby, with FAS

>>23760038
Nope I have a vagineee. I do have a bit of a masculine face ig? Idk. But das cool cause andros are hot

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>>23752571

Serbian scum

And dont shit on my gay posters

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>>23754971
I can do it too, except the eyebrow thing, can't do that. Teach me Senpai pls

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>>23760020
I'm sure you're trans.
>>23754526
You look like John Oates from Hall and Oates.
>>23753109
Justin Bieber looking hipster
>>23752268
Those polygon titties though
>>23753150
Never would share a needle with
>>23758583
Why do you look like you're about to cry?
I can feel the roasting in my boness.

>>23760076
You wish :)
But thank you!!!
I'm agender desu

>>23760076
I just...
that facial hair...
oh man
I feel sorry for you and the pubes that were misplaced on your face.

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>>23760067
Tried her best to be boxybabee
>>23760061
Sometimes you jerk off your middle finger to be more impressed at your size
>>23760020
A malt liquor enthusiast is almost as relevant as someone who comments on xvideos.
>>23758583
The rejected version of Michael Cera.
>>23758533
Your glasses are almost as crooked as all the hulk hogan posters you've got in your room.
>>23755651
Your phone autocorrects any reactionary phrase to Rawr xD.

>>23759999
Confirmed