ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS: MAKE /soc/ Tactikool Edition, on the hunt

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VOTE.

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MERCURY FOR QUEEN OF /SOC/ YOU DUM NIGGER PHAGGOTS.

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>>23711286
I'm actually early for once, which feels gr8.
I think I've got something going on in the relationship department which also feels nice but I'm not quite certain yet. I find it hard to like other people.

How's everyone doing?
What did you eat today? I'm hungry and so this is an important question.

Listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39lMf8FNOYE
Feels good to get into In Flames a bit more now, I've had a period where this kind of music didn't really work.

>>23711303
Juicy details now

Green beans.
>inb4

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>>23711293
6/10
>waistline isn't big enough
>wearing glasses in 2016
>rescinding hairline
>no kardashian butt

Still want in my mouth tho

And where tha fook did you get all that cute cute miniature computer stuff?


>>23711297
I vote for mercury for queen of this board. Nigga never hurt a fly

And hears the best of the best, this shit never gets played on the radio ironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE


>>23711303
Just keep playing your cards anon and you'll find out sooner or later, just don't get mad if she/he just wants to be friends. The heart desires only those who are on fire ;)
And yeah needs juicy details m8
And I didn't eat shit yet idk what I'm gonna be munching on.


Hows everyone's elses day been even tho theres like 4 peeps in this thread rn but doesn't hurt to ask......right!?

>>23711312
You only ate green beans?

It's a coworker, ish.
She seems interested and even though she's not really my type she's very good looking. Very interested in the environment with focus on entrepreneurship, which is like me but I'm more directed towards public speaking and the forefront part which is more interactive and persuasive.
Only thing I struggle with is whether I like her or not, always been a big issue of mine since I've only had 1 partner I've actually loved for a change.

>>23711303
Too early to the show lol.
Is everyone having gril troubles or something.
I'm good, what about you, apart from what you stated earlier. Why haven't you eaten yet?
Damn that song is pretty dank btw.
>>23711312
Figures a beaner would want that green, such as green kush, green card, green monies.
>>23711398
:D
Ikr :'(
That song and this one from Live Aid is just wow.

https://youtu.be/5oSz8Xip_ho
Havd you seen Live Aid when Queen played?
Has anyone seen it?
Greatest performance ever.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs

>>23711398
>R E K T
Ew tho lel
Kek it's my little sister's
But I got it for her I love little furniture.

>>23711408
Well my mother made them in form of stew with rice on the side
She likes to eat healthy and what not

I'm bad at this since I never been in a relationship, but I think if you're not sure, then you probably don't.

>>23711444
>444
I want the first pls.

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>>23711297
Mercury has my vote
but I would be lying if I said I didn't consider >>23711293
>dat organization

>>23711303
Aye Swedeanon
music link was cool, makes me want to listen to Enter Shikari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
Chris's back up vocals <3

I regretfully ate some fast food, it was so chewy bleh...is the fast food in Sweden any better?

>>23711398
Solid pose
bost pics of sweet Gundam collection
Also day has been okay, feels like I'm stuck in a Creed Video
How was yours, you putting anything together today?

>>23711398
Oh, if anything I want to be friends. I hate relationships in general but still not really in the beginning of things.
I am not on fire however.
You should eat some fish and potatoes, that stuff is great man.
>>23711444
I wouldn't necessarily say I've got girl problems but more so personal problems.
It fluctuates nowadays tbqh, I never can complain though. I'm not sure why I haven't eaten yet, I suppose making food is pretty boring and tiresome and not something I'd want to spend much time on. I'm feeling the sleazy single male life creeping onto me.
>>23711472
That sounds pretty good actually, introduce me to your mother.
Why have you never been in a relationship? Is it something you've never found very interesting?
I had a friend that always stated never wanting a girlfriend until he got one, he's dead now though.

>>23711472
You want green what?
>>23711496
Aww thanks bby, Idek who that is anyways?
>>23711433
>Suge knight
What?
>Everyone is kill
I know that fucking sucks, it helps that'll join in 3 years though.
LMAO, that's so fucking tr00.
I will drink for everyone and hope I use protection kek.
>>23711513
>personal problems
Ah I see, same thing happened recently, you were there for the thread when I let the autism take control lol. I hear you though, I read your other post and looks like the same situation almost.
Yes, especially after working and dealing with other people's b.s. I'd rather sleep if I could but one's own body forces to manger.

>>23711472
mu- m-my queen whhhhyyy!?
I forgot Will Smith's weird ass is going to be in that flick, hope hes not in there just to reel in black viewers....it might work

Hope your sis isn't going to bust a gasket when she finds out you been fooling around with her shit. I know my little sis would have a heart attack if I went thru all her tumblr bookmarks and shit lol, remember finding russkie furry porn when she was younger O.O
And what is the mural behind you of? Idk if I've ever seen the whole thing

>>23711444
Unfortunately I was just a itch in my daddy's pants during that concert. This is probably another one of their gems I'll never hear around here. But they'll play the living shit out of "we are the champions" and fucking "another one bites the dust"

Just makes me wonder what kind of drugs freddie was on during those shows, could never imagine having that much energy in me.


>>23711513
Hwy man just be glad that someone may or may not have a crush on you, if anything that should be a confidence booster. Shits is pretty rare for me. And shit i need to find a good paying job with female coworkers I've only worked with old dirty men
You might as well tell her your not looking for a relationship before she gets to attached other wise it'll be a mess.
And shit now I want some fish and chips ;( Wish i had some beer batter rn

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>>23711433
I'm waiting for an answer from my homo teacher he said he's interested in hiring for a research unit he's starting this summer
It is, I mean people who don't know shit got a 7/10
I did too actually, the pacifiers were top kek
Aw sorry to hear that.

>>23711524
WEED pls
>How you doing
Still same as the morning, my stomach hurts tho
Don't laugh I did 20 push-ups.

>>23711513
I do get the feeling you two would get along lel
I never got along with anyone tbqh, and obviously I do not go out much, barely even other than school
And recently I lost interest more or less
I'm sorry but the last line was funny tbqh.

>>23711558
I was too kek, born 2 years too late.
That particular performance was the one that cemented them in super stardom.
Everyone knowa those songs, I'm talking early Queen, this is a true hidden masterpiece.
https://youtu.be/LIvoaWCIt4I
He was a performer and entertainer, the adrenaline was the drug. He did smoke and drink alot though which changed his voice from tenor to baritone-Ish. Bit ikr, such capacity to capture the masses is truly rare.
>>23711560
No thank you.
Why? You tell me not to laugh and you expect me not to xD wtf why and wtf are you doing lol.

>>23711591
I want to join suicide squad
Kek what's with the rumor of me hating people.

>>23711560
>>23711472
>dat man jaw
>dat unwash hair
>dat non straight edge nose
-0/10

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>>23711606
No bully ;-;

>>23711606
Fuck off kek, I am Joker remember.
That ain't a rumour hun...
>>23711631
Make me stop then.
Ho.

>>23711633
>>23711600
Meant for this UGH!

>>23711524
I'd resort to noodles but I overate them in my younger days and now I can't stand even the smell.
>>23711558
It's not actually a job, she just happens to be in the same organization I volunteer for. There are plenty of women at my actual workplace though since I work at a coffee shop, heh.
It's nothing official yet, I'm just sensing small hints and I'm internally debating whether or not it'd be worth it or not.
The most depressing part about relationships is how most girls turn into absolute drama queens once you've established that you're a couple. Arguing about senseless shit, I understand why the majority of women are straight.
>>23711560
If I had someone cooking for me I'd get along with that person in the blink of an eye. I think I started cooking for myself and my brother when I was about 12 and that'd be heaven.
Don't you've any girlfriends you get along with though? In general if you're good looking as a female you can pretty much get along with whoever or atleast make them envy you enough to follow your lead.
I understand the lost interest part though, it's very rare that you find someone compatible and even if you do it's merely a matter of time until you lose touch with that person.
I'm glad I could brighten your day with a funny sentence.

>>23711645
Noodles is the collegemen's best friend.

>>23711633
No you're the Jester, a fool at best
t. King Lear
Someone is really mad tho kek.

>>23711645
That's a young age, where were your parents, I can't make anything myself
I always have one but usually wouldn't last, cause after a while you discover who they really are, my recent friend is alright tho, but in general I appreciate my time alone
That is a nice thing to say Swedanon.

>>23711631
loser

the rest of you that haven't posted pics of themselves are also, naturally, losers.

>>23711700
>>23711700
I'm the self proclaimed number Uno king Joker of all /succ/.
Ooh why is youre mum med?

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>>23711712
Teach me senpai.

>>23711729
Un Joke*
So med I didn't finish my vegetables.

>>23711758
first you need to show me your bra.

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>>23711765

>>23711778
well, don't tell me it wasn't you who picked the loser life later.

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>>23711712
Ikr, what fuckinf l00sers, I never ever in my whole life posted my face.
>>23711758
>Un Joke
>mfw
That was uncalled for :'(

>>23711798
is this your version of humour?

>>23711805
This your version of edge?

>>23711798
You might be unaware of it but there's moss growing on your face.

>>23711805
No, it's my dead uncle's.
>>23711810
No that's the shit from the pipes.
I said I'll take of it sheesh, everyone's a critic.

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>>23711814
god, this is painful to watch.

>>23711810
pot calling the kettle black and what not.

>>23711833
>Said the one asking for a random internet whore's bra.
You try now.

>>23711851
Leave my bra out of this.

>>23711851
my friend, i wasn't asking her.
i was offering her a deal, which she declined.

asking her would be (for example):
>>23711758
please show me your bra, cutie. you are so pretty, i have to know what your bra looks like!!!!11!1

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>>23711869
Oh you're so sweet xoxD

>>23711869
>my friend
That was quick, if I didn't know any better I'd call that damage control, but nah I'm sure you're above that.
Oh may I see how you do business then? It looks like you asked her again?
>>23711863
Then leave.
You, not the bra...

>>23711884
wimun r 2 ez, it's almost turning me gay (but not really, penises are grossu)

>>23711903
well, i'm not unsuccessful in my life endeavors but it's not like i am going to prove it to online people.
you'll have to take my word on it (or not, makes no difference to me).

the fact that i think you are a loser and have painfully bad humour doesn't mean i need to be impolite when addressing you.

>>23711907
Anon, when can I fuq u and ur dad? Lol no homo

>>23711927
you need to apply to be on the list of people that will receive application forms to apply to be on the list of people that can fuq me and/or my dad.
even then, your chances are even slimmer than your penis.

Adult Cosplay from Japan
(incl. Otokonoko)

The fuk am I witnessing.

>>23711926
>implying I want you to be polite
You must be very insecure.

Watch this ^ guys

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>>23711940
>>23711940
>mfw he said slim penis.

>>23711949
you're unfunny AND full of shit, a winning combination.

>>23711957
what seems to be the officer, problem?

>>23711968
As expected.
Thought you'd be more entertaining, but I got what I needed.

>>23711968
Too many problems, oh why am I here,I need to be me cause you're all too clear.

>>23711971
i'm not here to entertain you, you have frog girl here for this.
i'm here to thrust your reality in your face.
sadly you were to deft to even grasp what i meant by my first post.
arguing with someone that lacks comprehension of the english language is a bit useless.
let me dumb it down for you:
you suck, i rock.
you lose, i win.
wake up from your sad existence.

>>23711975
well, clear or not i'm getting REALLY bored.
feel free to try and liven this shit up.

>>23711656
Perhaps, I am however no college-geezer.
>>23711700
Not the best parents.
One ditcher and one heavy abuser. When you're that young it's not a matter of if you can cook or not, didn't have much of a choice m8.
I feel you on the appreciation of the alone time, I get tired of people and social events so quickly that I often regret even setting them up. I guess it's nice being able not having to rely on other people though, right?

>>23711987
When did you try that, I'm not even arguing, I am asking you questions. You started with the insults and you even wrote a paragraph for me, how sweet. Why so irritated friend :)

>>23712001
Geezer would imply old, which you're far from it. Did you finish school? Or is the WWF your thing now btw?

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>>23711990
Not my function here you should know by now.

>>23712001
No wonder you're so mature, how old was your brother
And you both lived on your won since you were 12?
The number of great people on this board is surprising despite its reputation.

>>23712010
irritation is not a function of words.
(or the other way around, for that matter)
you seemed like you needed an explanation, is all.
>When did you try that
assuming you meant to ask when did i try to thrust reality in your face:
>>23711712

>>23712030
sadly so.
but living without hope is quite despairing

>>23712035
I thought I was a masochist, but you clearly like pain better.
So now you're being nice? What gives, pick one and stick with.

>>23712045
Great another genius
How do you come up with those jewels.

>>23712062
i'm always polite.
i think you're batshit retarded and i can tell you're a masochist, but to say i'm being nice is silly.

regarding myself, not that it truly matters when i'm deconstructing your (plural) sorry asses, i do like pain going both ways, but to be fair i find dull conversations to be the sort of pain i'm not into.

in short, if this doesn't get a bit more interesting soon i'm closing this tab in favor of other, possibly better options.

>>23712018
I'm studying psychology.
The WWF thing is just a volunteer thing and my actual job is at a coffee shop, selling coffee.
I'm juggling a lot of things and I look pretty old.
>>23712030
Brother is 2 years younger than I am.
We didn't move out, he was constantly intoxicated and so I had to cook. Once my dad died at 16 him and my sister went to live at my uncles house and I 'emancipated' myself. We don't have emancipation here in Sweden but instead you're taken into state care and so I lived like that for about a year before moving in with new girlfriend which is the girl I broke up with in January. She meant a great deal to me very early into the relationship as a result.

>>23712076
if you didn't realize this is a clear joke you are as deft as the other guy.
not a huge surprise given that you both seem to somehow enjoy each others presence, but still a disappointment to the human race.

This thread is like a sandbox full of severely retarded and autistic children smashing each others faces in with plastic shovels.

But this equates to entertainment, so by all means, carry on please.

>>23712085
Then my mission is nearly complete.
You haven't said a single interesting thing other than to see a bra.
Bye now, have fun :*
>>23712089
I only remember Freud and ego... :/
And good coffee tips?
Damn, how do handle the stress, I can barely do one job.

>>23712093
>This year
>Caring for the human race

>>23712118
>responding to an attention starved child
Retart detected.

>>23712089
Shite man that's quite something that you had to go through
You're the eldest?
Still you're strong and holding your shit together I admire that, I hope one day you'll find someone that'll make you happy.

>>23712124
Isaiah 58:10
If you pour yourself out for the hungry and satisfy the desire of the afflicted, then shall your light rise in the darkness and your gloom be as the noonday.

>>23712133
only works for jews though..

>>23712118
the optimist that i am can't help it.
silly, i know.

>>23712114
you may want to rethink your life goals.

>>23712133
I'm impressed, did not know you were versed in the Bible. You deserve a new hijab.
>>23712133
>>23712153
"As a ring of gold in a swine's snout, so is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion"
Proverbs 11:22
Amen.

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hanging out in Glasgow listening to an audiobook by Dan ariely.

This thread made me laugh because I have a metal gear solid tattoo.

>>23711472
Hindi I want to live in a steel and glass mountain home with you with only a collection of punk and industrial so we can make horrible children raised as the antithesis of modern-oversocialized-culture.

>>23712184
Kek show?

>>23712114
I had an ex coworker put heavy cream in hers and she was fat as hell. Don't put heavy cream in your coffee is my tip to you.
It's pretty dependent on where you live, how the coffee is supposed to taste. We call coffee with water in it Americano.
>>23712133
As a kid you're protected, if things are a certain way you start thinking that's what it's supposed to be like. I think I was about 13-14 when I realized physical abuse as such wasn't common.
Sister is the oldest, very unreliable though. Suffered a lot with anxiety and anger issues.
It sounds a lot worse than it was. Like I said you got used to it in a sense, being sheltered and all that.

>>23712169
if truth is told, her quote was sufficient to go in that direction (hungry, desire, bla bla bla)

>>23712186
if she is physically capable of having children, it's no doubt that she REALLY ought not to.

>>23712193
I use regular milk with loads of sugar. Will not use heavy cream now, note taken.
I meant how you juggle everything lol.
I drink Americano...
Ples no bully

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>>23712169
Why you copying me tbqh.

>>23712153
>This year
>Optimist

>>23712193
Regardless, these things despite how small shapes you are
How abusive are speaking if you don't mind saying.

>>23712186
>Steel
Spot on.
>mfw children

>>23712195
I probably willn't either.

>>23712238
Copying you?
That's hilarious.
If I recall, willn't was of my creation.

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>>23712187

>>23712238
well, excuse me for not sharing your grim views on this year.
and i'm glad to hear you won't be bringing any semi clones of you into this world.

>>23712238
>>23712195
I will put my dick in both of you enough times to make children.

Is anyone on here interested in the classification/categorization of entities or information/philosphical ontology?
If yes, message me! My kik is k0nata

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>>23712205
>Juggle everything
Yes the Americano part was just a bit of trivia I felt like throwing in there but then, tired as I am forgot to respond to the second part of (You)r (You).
I'm not one to get stressed very easily. I can get really stressed if I'm working on something and it has to come out perfect but I'm not one to not finish my projects before starting new ones.
Besides the activities I occupy my time with right now aren't very stressful unless I make them out to be. I'm not afraid of making errors, I'm afraid of failing.
>Marikano
>pic related

>>23712250
Did it always say fox like that? Can't remember.

>>23712249
It exists because of me, I practically Y chromosomed it.

>>23712253
>Claims s/he is optimist
>Thinks of new human beans as clones and not individuals

>>23712276
>>>/hc/

>>23712267
that's not how it works, bro.

>>23712276
this sounds tempting but at the same time dreadful.
if you aren't going to post a bra, i'll pass.

>>23712283
being an optimist doesn't mean i'm delusional about all aspects of life.
at least from the genetic pov your child will be half you (+- a bit given mutations and other things).
and from a psychological pov, researches are quite conclusive that children resemble the parent that raised them, so unless we're talking about you giving birth to children and immediately giving them up for adoption...
yeah well.

>>23712310
>this sounds tempting but at the same time dreadful.
Why?
>if you aren't going to post a bra, i'll pass.
Not interested in being a sexual object, sorry

>>23712283
?

>>23712278
Wait that was true? Kek, I'm gonna ask my coffee like that now.
Oh it's alright, I am tired myself, kinda feel rude now. Making errors is something that happens, but I do feel you on the failing. It isn't because one is showing off, you want things to come out perfect because it goes well in the long run.
Marikano cup pls stop.
>>23712283
No it doesn't stop taking credit now just because I rejected the bastard.
>Y chromosomed
Proof it

>>23712319
Don't listen to her, she is just jealous.

>>23712280

The badge does. The actual insignia is just the fox silhouette.

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>>23712310

>>23712333
Nice trios there
>falling for the optimist retart meme
:/

>>23712326
Oh, I had that feeling, I only played the first or second M.G tbf tho...

>>23712238
It was pretty rough. For example I broke my wrist, got a concussion and dislocated my shoulder.
>>23712320
Very true, it's cause Swedish coffee commonly is very strong and so tourists that visit often want a weaker version. Have had several people come back and told me that they ordered regular coffee and not an espresso.
Don't feel rude mate, it's all in good spirit.
What I consider failing is giving up, you can put up an absolute wreck but still keep trying and that's a lot more impressive than having everything run smoothly and not having to deal with problems along the way imo.

>>23712319
bras are a functional tool, not a sexual one.
and since you weren't specific i'll answer the why extensively:
while these subjects are interesting both on their own and both when brought into the context of /soc/, the fact that they are being suggested by a /soc/ person is also alarming as it may easily become a really boring one-sided conversation where one simply tries to make other people see things in his own way.

>>23712333
cool trips, bro.
i liked the macro, too.
you should consider a life of posting on /soc/.

>>23712319
Kek sorry was meant for >>23712267

>>23712310
>(You know this part)
>Elaborating your stance on optimism
>Not a meme
I won't be having them anyway so keep your calculations.

>>23712320
>rejected
>I
>bastard
Will is a boi name duh.

>>23712365
well, taking everything you say as a meme is possible (lord knows people on soc can actually this predictable and boring) but it is also quite boring.
i will pretend you are making solid arguments and then debunk them.
that seems more fun to me.

>>23712356
>bras are a functional tool, not a sexual one
Displaying them to the public is a sign of sexual interest. Not interested in that.
>while these subjects are interesting both on their own and both when brought into the context of /soc/, the fact that they are being suggested by a /soc/ person is also alarming as it may easily become a really boring one-sided conversation where one simply tries to make other people see things in his own way.
Except this isn't problem here, since it's not so much a matter of opinion but inquiry. Shouldn't be difficult to have a not one sided conversation here.

>>23712353
That's pretty self-defeating, what's the point of going and trying out the what you guys actually use, if I ever go there I would want what is offered originally.
At least you're in the mood.
Ah I see, yes you're absolutely in the right. I didn't mean to run smoothly, even if that is ideal, but then how would we learn of not through our mistakes. Giving up is easier than accepting the errors.
>>23712365
My second name is Will. I can't be a father this fucking young. Consider me gone.

>>23712375
if it's the public you fear, you can send it to my email
[email protected]
and many times people have misguided in a similar fashion:
let's talk about x
ok... sure
so x is y
i don't think it is
no but it is
why do you think so
it just is
well, i think x is x. for example logic says so.
no no you don't get it x is y.


and this could go on for ages before i give up on trying to have a conversation.

>>23712356
>/intellect/
We already have someone covering this position :x-D
>inb4 simple and basic considered intellect..blahblah
Yes we are tbqh.

>>23712353
Woah
Your folks must be Arab, I mean slapping yo kid here is a greeting.

>>23712374
Well another day masked an hero.

Night.

>>23712390
Won't send you anything sexual since I'm not interested in sexual matters unless it's related to classification.

The topics I mentioned would not end up like the conversation you proposed in your posts.

Even if it did, that doesn't sound like a bad thing unless you or the other party isn't smart enough.

>>23712365
You'll never know who this is (':
>>23712344
Nice dubs, though misconcepted
>>23712356
Thanks bb.
>implying I'm not here for life

>>23712408
good night

>>23712412
i'm sorry, you haven't convinced me and seeing that frog person saying night reminded me of how late it is where i am.

>>23712427
Not misconcepted.
I do tho

>>23712384
I think most people that come here and visit a café for coffee just wants regular coffee with no quirks. Even though they're getting regular coffee.
It's apparent you're a good chum and I'm always in the mood to chat with good people.
You're right, I watched a tv show once and the family had 2 goats in their livingroom. Slept with them for warmth, pretty good show.
>>23712408
Because who can vote against it with no right to vote.
He was an army guy, wrestler and a lumberjack. Arab not so sure, maybe.

I'm off for the night. Might talk to you guys later this following week, take care everyone.

>>23711591
Well I was off probably by a decade but I've missed a ton of great performers between that time. And they had tons of performances/projects that pushed them to fame, I could hardly keep track of which was their most famous tbqh.
Wish more modern music would go back to just live band performances truely a better time.

>>23711645
Bah I really need to change my career up, only girls I got to talk to were the boss (who was a bitch) and some customers, but that was only car related shit.
Just keep it in the friends department, the whole thing about a relationship is having someone to open up and vent(bitch) to. And arguing is a pain but also semi healthy for it, that's just how it is mang.
Or you could always import a Asian wife if you want someone docile pattern.

>>23712184
>>23712250
Ayyy I'm glad that got someone to laugh, always loved that image and filename. And shit anon when are you getting the XOF tat and where?

>>23712477
I see no point in that, unless you can't tolerate an ingredient or something.
I really doubt that, but I am as well, nice to know more about people. You always learn something out of it.
What show is this?
A week what, guess I'll head off as well since I'm working tomorrow.
Goodnight Swedebro, I must come up with a good nickname for you.
>>23712408
Nite juice

Smell ya fegs l8er

>>23712496
Ikr, now we have true musical geniuses like J.B and 1D.
Sorry for the short response but I'm off to the temporal eternal slumber, and I manage to catch you on the way out lol.
Peace niqa, keep the thread alive for the night owls.

>>23712511
Truely, truely a great time be a musician got to love the 2000s
It's all good I just got back in this thread go and take that nap senpai. And we'll see if I can keep the thread bumped at night, I don't have to many memes in my folder lol.

Night nigga

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Just coming thru with late (You)s and bumps before sleep
>Music
going to pass out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI2NE44Wkc


>>23711524
>Suge knight
he's the guy who hung Vanilla Ice off the balcony
>it helps that'll join in 3 years though.
what does this mean anun? forgib my insolence
lel are mejican pointy boots still in style?
>use protection
shhmart c;

>>23711560
Hope homo teach hires you on, is this the teacher who has given you trouble in the past tho?
would be nice to see some of these fegs set out to or achieve their goals before I leaf <3
>pacifiers
kek that baby jelly head too
It's all good, thank you for taking the time to read my story. Is much appreciated

>>23711798
aye, Mija <3

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Pious claims his kingship.

Why I am destiny?

I know my fate. There will come a day when my name will recall the memory of something frightful—a crisis the like of which has never been known on earth, the memory of the most profound clash of consciences and the passing of a sentence upon all that has before been believed in, demanded and sanctified. I am not a man, I am dynamite. And with it all there is nothing of the founder of a religion in me. Religions belong to the rabble; after coming into contact with religious people I always feel that I must wash my hands. I do not want "believers”, I think that I am too full of malice to believe even in myself; I never speak to masses. I have a terrible fear that one day I shall be considered "holy”. You will understand why I publish this book beforehand—it is to prevent people from wronging me. I refuse to be a saint; I would rather be a clown. Maybe I am a clown. I am nevertheless, or rather not nevertheless, the mouthpiece of truth; for nothing more false has ever existed than a saint. But my truth is terrible: for hitherto lies have been called truth. The Revaluation of all Values, this is my formula for mankind’s greatest step towards coming to its senses—a step which in me has become flesh and genius. My destiny ordained that I should be the first decent human being and that I should feel myself opposed to the falsehood of millennia. I was the first to discover the truth and for the simple reason that I was the first who became conscious, to sense the lie as a lie. My genius lies in my nostrils. I contradict as no one has contradicted before and yet I am the very opposite to a negative spirit. I am the herald of joy the like of which has never existed before; I have discovered tasks of such a height that has never been seen before my time. Mankind can only now begin to hope again, now that I have lived. Thus I am necessarily a man of Destiny.

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>>23711286
I listen to Dionysian dithyramb sung.
>doing
I am becoming what one is. Actually I woke up and I am feeling very good, strong and ready to get things done, mostly reading and the visit of some minor relatives.
>NEET
Because I can.
>read
Down and out in Paris and London. I finished the Stranger the other day as I hadn't read that book as I normally skip American high school reading list -ish books. Wonderful sense of carelessness hangs about there, but "the absurd" isn't for me as everything so far makes perfect sense. Still, it's tempting, as much as pessimism, optimism, or even logical positivist-esque scientism is, but none of those approach the "truth" anyhow, and even the notion that it matters in itself isn't for me.

Good morning everyone.

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>>23712384
Bai.

>>23712427
I think I do tbqh.

>>23712477
Take care Swedanon ;-;

>>23713400
>Dat film
It's been so long
Yeah lel , it's complicated with that bastard, you know faggots are on their period, one day he hates you one day he likes you
Aw no problem Turtle I'm always here.

>>23713498
>My genius lies in my nostrils
Confirmed Jewanon.

>>23713536
Morning Outsider
Been a while :x-D.

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>>23712558
2000's?
>>23713400
Aww that song brings back some nostalgia :')
>dat feel when no qt anthro fox gf to steal her heart
Oooh kek had no idea.
Nothing I like to joke with dark humour. But obviously it isn't up to some people standards kek.
I think in some parts of Mexico and near the border lol. Those shits are ridiculous tho.
>pic is my cousin
I joke, am pure virgin gril.
>Mija
Hola bby ;)
>>23713975
Sike bish, I'll be taking him with me. I want to corrupt her myself.

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been awake too long. can't sleep, what to doooo?

>>23714157
Wait it out?
I wish I knew, probably the worst advice but have you tried sleeping pills?

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>>23714172
never tried them, would have to get them prescribed. they are not freely available over here...sadly.

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>>23711398
You call that a squat?

>>23714183
is the X on your belly marking a treasure? if i would cut you up, would i find gold?
i think i saw you in some tattoo threads, aren't you the guy that had his soles inked? if so, you got some pretty neat tattoos.

>>23714177
Isn't there off the counter ones?
Those don't work anyways.
Usually if you can't sleep it's because you're thinking to much/stressing yourself out.
>>23714183
Hello comrade

>>23714189
Coulda used the belly better, once the main pieces on the back are done I'm going to add to the stomach with a softer dotwork throughout the existing pattern. I could laser it off and get something more interesting, but I believe in working with what you have, not what you could have.
Correct, I have the rose and the cyrillic writing on the soles.

>>23714197
cyka blyat

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>>23714205
and sticking to the black color only theme?
>I have the rose and the cyrillic writing on the soles
yeah exactly, ouchie.
>>23714197
>Isn't there off the counter ones?
hard to find here, in a small city in the middle of fucking nowhere. not much around or i'm just too stupid to find a good dealer.

well, i'm gonna listen to some music, drink some tea and look for some new interesting gifs, iloooooove gifs. maybe that will help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1s9SmrQRE

>>23713975
My nostrils breathe in the hyperborean airs. Tbqh.

Why am I outsider all of the sudden? Yes, it's been like a whole thread that we've had a proper conversation, indeed, what a long time. :x-d

Been doing lots of home chores, like chopping wood, fixing up the greenhouse and setting a new lid to my well. I'm taking a break for the time being.

How about (You)?

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>>23714215
Yes. Obviously I do prefer it, but even if I wanted to change it's too late now. Even something with a little bit of colour would stand out far too much.

>>23714205
Wat? I don't speak Commie.
>>23714215
I want to aske where here is. I think you can make something yourself lel. Don't be to harsh on yourself, I'm sure I am the same, if not greater, degrees of stupid as well.
Music is always good, tea is nice to calm down. Yeah bro that gif is freaking me out, don't know if I should feel turned on or if I should be having seizures.

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Ausanon here

Warm outside at 7:10pm, 19°C still. About to go watch captain america
>>23711303
Hey I think I have something in the relationship department too! Who would have thought

>>23714219
>Even something with a little bit of colour would stand out far too much
mhhhh, true. but fuck it, the theme is unusual but still looks good so no problem at all.

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>>23714225
I'll just be pleased when the back is done, and some more erotic art on the legs I think.

>>23714241
that's...interesting. hahaha, whatever floats your boat, live wild and free. that a real gun tho?

>>23714241
This is probably the greatest thing I have seen from these threads.

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>>23714242
It was, but I'm in the UK so it has been de-activated. Damn shame really.

>>23714085
>>23714085
Willn't will stay in here proper place with her father end of discussion.

>>23714218
It had two meanings tbqh the chat thing and
Weren't you speaking of Camus earlier, The Stranger is sometimes called The Outsider

A well and a greenhouse , more furniture for my mental image

I was preparing myself before I go back to school work, I almost fainted in the shower there was too much steam I couldn't breathe so I had to wear my clothes while I'm still soaked
And now I'm laying down waiting for the dizziness to fade.

>>23714247
I am the father idiot.
I don't want her to be with your new beau, might as well molest her myself.
Also ha.

>>23714246
man I need some rain gear

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>>23714245
Ta, I like to do a lot of things just for fun. I've camwhored for almost 8 years now and it's quite an eclectic collection of pictures I have now.

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>>23714256
The finnish piece here I've never seen anything quite like. CADPAT sets (I'm missing the jacket) are available, they're just expensive.

>>23714258
Finally someone who is crazy, and can proof it. You have my respect sir? Mam?

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>>23714246
so are you just a collector of military stuff?

>>23714263
this >>23714258 answers it. quite the interesting fellow.

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>>23714263
That's correct. I like Scandinavian stuff the best. I've even created jackets in a very rare pattern, serbian karst, pictured here. The trousers are original, I lifted the pattern from them and made the (almost) matching parka. Ten of them in fact, but they're all sold now. Apparently there's a guy with an original jacket in a Belgrade market place, if i get hold of it, well, not even the big collectors in my usual /k/ thread can claim a full set of karst.

>>23714261
what recommend as pants?

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>>23714277
Goretex or generally? I'd say the best I own overall are the swedish and finnish wool trousers. The grey swedish ones I have are dated 1941 but they're pristine, and the blue finnish ones are stylish as hell but a bit rougher on bare skin. For goretex, anything german or british.

>>23714254
No I am
She will have great education
What ha.

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>>23714183
>>23714258
>>23714274
>>23714284
so many different versions of you. that's funny.

>>23714289
Proof it.
Yeah here with me, in the states. Where else all the great thinkers and geniuses of the 21st century are born here.
What happened to you duh.

>>23714295
It is interesting isn't it. Which one is real, or the most real.

>>23714247
I fell asleep real early yesterday. I didn't know that tough.

I almost forgot, you wanted me to post my yard. Will try to look up some images. If not, I can Ms pain you my general premises lol.

You'd love sauna then, it's basically the same thing, only difference is that you are supposed to enjoy it and not die from heart failure whilst getting wasted.

Don't die pls.

>>23714296
Too shy to post benis
Name one faggot
Nothing srs this shit always happens when there's too much steam
But my arms are killing me after the few pushups of yesterday, shows how little I move my muscles lel.

>>23714335
Lucky, I did at approx 3 AM
"Almost" not bad, kek I actually want to see your MS Paint art too
I entered a sauna once or twice, for a minute or two then I couldn't stay
This is not the first time, this one time I didn't get out in time, I fell and my arm hit the toilet
This actually gave me ideas on how to an hero.

>>23714409
Exactly can't proof anything. I will post benis later just to proof.
>implying I would want children with you
Am sterile btw.
Post pics of when you fainted. Why did you put up the heat so much?
Why are doing that lel. I was joke about the flabby arms. Niqa Imma put you to work with me then. You start today, be there at 7:00 or be squared.

>>23714421
>>23714409
>Name one faggot
Obvii totes me duh. ;)

>>23714421
>Implying I would want children with myself ebin
Good for humanity
Cause my stomach hurts duh, and cold water fucks up my already fucked up hair
I know you were, they don't even look so flat irl
The other day a girl called me delicate, cause it took some effort to open a window which was stuck btw
I told her bitch I carried a concrete column base with the worker up to the fifth floor, I swear I did
I always been stronger and bigger than others and I thought I still am, only recently I realized I am not anymore, this ruins my reputation as a ghoul.

>>23714455
>implying your maternalistic nature has diminished
I highly doubt that. For someone who doesn't care, you care too much about humanity.
Sike bish I wasn't. Pics now.
Oh wow you are very strong actually then...I can't even open my car windows.
Don't remind me about concrete, I spent the whole week destroying that building, and I made the idiotic choice to work again today.
Dw I am also weak, and if it willn't for this job, I'd be Christiam Bale in The Fighter. I can kick your ass either way, I am trained by the great Bruce Lee.

>>23714469
I hit some random kid with my laptop case the other day cause it kept touch my legs in the street lel
Shut up I once flipped my sensei and he was ducking big.

>>23714477
We need to work on your anger management, poor kid. He should've whipped you or something, fricking women have no respect.
Yeah right I don't believe you, you're small and very delicate ;). If you can do that to me I will renounce my manhood.

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still no sleep...

>>23714301
most definitely is. a lot of different facets.

>>23714491
I always end up smacking random kids in the street kek
I'm man enough to admit I am incapable of doing so in my current state.

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>>23714477
>I hit some random kid
hitting on kids...that's baaaad you know.
is the case alright or did you hit hard enough to destroy the kid and the case?

>>23714504
Why.
More stories ples.
No will at all.

>>23714531
This one time I was at someone's house and a lot of people were invited, I closed the door with great force not paying attention to what appeared to be three year old boy standing there and it hit his head so fucking hard kek
H e starts screaming so I moved him a bit down the hall so when the mother came I pretended I didn't know anything
She is asleep.

>>23714517
It was sexy with it's dirty face and boogers
The laptop alone weighs 6.4 pounds lel.

>>23714542
>dirty face and boogers
blergh, fucking deserved a proper beating.
>6.4 pounds
concussion incuming but also well deserved. you did the right thing.

>>23714542
On second thought, no kids is a good thing, sheesh no wonder cereal killers are made.
That's hilarious, I can imagine the lil kid looking at you bawling his eyes out and the mother is just like "there there lil Jims wtf happened?" And you just looking like ye what happened boi :^)
More!
I'm trying to remember one myself, but all I can think are ones with my sisters :/
Ples, I wanna see my little girl one last time before my untimely end. :'(

>>23714555
I don't hit my siblings tbqh, but I used to psychologically torture them
When my sister was just a baby I once left her on the coat stand
When we were home alone, I would tell her that we all hate her and we don't want her
Then take her outside in the dark, give her an empty milk bottle kek then tell her to go away
I would then go hide and watch her cry lel
Those times kek, what else
Oh yeah my little cousin used to sleep early so I would hide under her bed, her mother would put her in and turn off the lights, five minutes later I start making noises, then start kicking the mattress with my feet
She would freeze in her place crying kek
This one time I even got out, then grabbed her neck and pretended to choke her saying I will kill youuu, but she started screaming called her mom and mine and told them Neen killed me
I got into so much trouble that day
Willin't say hi to mommy.

>>23714547
Amen.

>>23714577
morning faggot.

>>23714577
Kys

>>23714409
I somehow flipped my sleep cycle.

By almost I mean I had what you said in my mind, except I wasn't in particular hurry. I will do that as well then.

Some people sit in nothing but steam for hours. Most I can do is twenty minutes before feeling like I'm getting a heart attack.

I don't know why, but I'm laughing at the thought of clueless meen forgoing the risk of passing out and hitting toilets with her head, legs and arms every time she has a need for shower lel.

Finally dealt with all the relatives, now I got time to myself.

>>23714583
Sure hun.

>>23714581
Morning bored Anon
Back for more debunks I assume.

>>23714589
Teach me senpai

Lel Ikr I always get myself in stupid situations, like this one time, the dentist was still working on my tooth replacement(One of my two front teeth are fake) so I was given a temporary one that was loose, so I took it off when I slept so I wouldn't choke on it
One morning I forgot to put it on and left for school, luckily my school is three minutes away so I ran back to the house to get my tooth

What did they want, if you don't mind me asking.

>>23714591
nah, i have things to do.

>>23714577
I don't either anymore...
They're grils I can't roughhouse with them since im like twice their age and 10 times the strength.
Psychological pain is greater than pyshical pain kek. Is youre sister a retart or sumtimg. I joke around with my sisters like that also, but they don't believ me either.
I almost respect you now a bit, since you try to be a meen salope. I'm almost proud of you.
I used to be the biggest shit as a kid, I have a story lel.
I said show me her ;'(

>>23714625
She was three or four of course she would believe
That was all in the past, I'm nice to them now actually their favorite
They always run downstairs to meet me after I'm away for few days
Tell stoori pls
So you can masturb8 to her you filthy shite, hell no.

>>23714612
Have you tried skipping one days worth of sleep and enduring all the way to the next evening, or whatever time is desirable for you to fall asleep?

I really need to get my shitty left eye tooth out and get a replacement, other than that, my teeth are in good condition. I don't smile often as my smile isn't good though. Should've went to school without them for lels. What was wrong with your front tooth? Mine is underdeveloped, that said eye tooth, and has another, almost proper one grown behind it. It doesn't look all too bad, but it's still a small flaw I'd like to fix.

Oh nothing, just a friendly visit. They live in somewhat agriculturally active region, so they tend to bring good foodstuffs with them. I'm mostly there to show, eat some cake and drink coffee and say hi.

>>23714631
You're messed up lel.
"Nice"
Shure.
In all honestly I actually for them, especially more the chinese one kek.
We all share the common trait of quietness, the babby and the middle one tend to get embarrassed of my lol.
Aww thats's qt , neen actually does care :) <3
Hold on niqa I kinda busy, I will tell this short one.
When I was like 12-14 I think, I went up to my mom, stuck my ass up front her face, and farted.
Needless to say I got one of the worst ass whoopings ever. It's also around that time that I realized getting hit actually made me laugh and excited...
No...
Just do it, for you dying ex's final wish. :'(

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>>23714645
I needn't try, as I will be forced to soon for finals

I'm curious to see now, it's my left one too
I was playing and jumping on a bed with really sharp edges as a kid, and I did some restartet "kung fu" move that resulted in breaking my tooth by hitting it on edge of the bed
But my misfortune did not stop there, cause years later, many years, turns out the hit caused an infection in the bone above and they had to cut my gum open and dig the melted bone
Anesthetic only worked for flesh not bone, so hurt af, and I had this duck face for two weeks or so lel

It is similar to what we do here actually, and similar to what I do too at times lol
I accompany the family when there's food involved, what cake did you have.

>>23714650
Well I'm not a teenager anymore so
Ew that's not funny that's disgusting, you 'muricans are so gross
That's it tho , I expected something a little more evil ntsu ntsu I am disappoint
Nu fag.

>>23714675
You still act like one.
I didn't say this one was funny, do you even read. Ikr, white people amirite.
Niqa I am telling you how autistic I was, I used to lick the poles in the subway and eat body wash soap.
When I finish working I will properly twll sheesh.
Ples, I do anything

>>23714577
>>23714631
that's kinda cruel but hilarious at the same time.

>>23714675
what am i looking at?

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>>23714675
Do you ever take naps? It helps.

Here. It's my maxillary canine. Picture is shitty, but you get the idea. I'm glad I don't have anything of that sort ever happen to me. One of my brightest childhood memories is me removing all my baby teeth, as soon as they started moving, prematurely and by myself, which hurt quite a bit. I pulled every single one of my baby teeth by myself save three, I think, which my school dentist removed. Not sure why I did it, I could've fucked my teeth up, but they came out fine, with only my left canine being messed up, but that's not due to me. I'm not even sure why does it look so shit. Funniest thing is the tooth behind it ruptured when I was seventeen, very late for teeth that aren't wisdom ones. Speaking of anaesthetic, I hated it. I still cringe when I remember that numbness that comes with anaesthesia. I know a dude who was so afraid of needles that he told the school dentist to extract his tooth without any, and the dentist actually did. Apparently it was a proper tooth, so it hurt quite a bit.

Well, they are here mostly to talk to my ma and grandma.
Cottage cheese based torte, not very sweet, slight hint of sourness about it, the way I like my cake.

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>>23714685
I know kek but at least I'm nicer to the poor beings
Kek hungry beaner licking the poles and eating soap
You don't even have time to visit.

>>23714703
My teeth obv, one has a metal structure within cause it's fake.

>>23714689
It is tbqh what makes it worse is that my little sister is one of the sweetest,most sensitive girls ever who can't even handle the news of some one going to the hospital.

>>23714715
No I can't sleep at day time

Kek that is one weird looking tooth, unrelated to the rest of them, the adopted sibling
I did that too tbqh not as many as you but I couldn't stand the teeth dancing whenever I decide to drink or eat something so I just pulled them
It is rather cringe worthy, especially when water touches your skin, he's a true an hero
Of course they are, what would they want with you.

>>23714730
>explaining the picture called phase shift featuring a graph that has the phase shift pointed at..

at any rate, that means you're...
an
ENHANCED
human?

waste of resources much

show the exterior result in regular spectrum bro.

>>23714730
Am poor boi, be nice ples.
My family wasn't like yours fagit.
You took her from me, and I need to save monies, I am not juice. Ples show..

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>>23714730
It's probably due to you not knowing how dream inducing naps can be. I like naps better than proper sleep for that reason.

Yes, it is. I'm getting it pulled out to get an artificial replacement. But for now, I'm cool with it as it doesn't really mess up my appearance that much.
How did you do it? I would keep slightly pushing it, slowly, until it moved more and more until I'd rip it out. I remember trying to cut my tooth in half after I extracted one, but it broke in small pieces.
Not so sure about water, but it felt like my face would tear and rip for strange reasons and it was nauseating. He is a true human bean.

Oh common neen. I'm not in mood to be all salty and reply with something sharp. They like me, but I don't have much to them to say beyond how I'm doing and what not.

Ducking finally.

>>23714737
Yes I will shield the Arabian desert with my vibranium steel alloy tooth from the monstrous infidels of the west

Needless.

>>23714767
Lel maybe later, too lazy to get up atm
What else did you do.

>>23714773
I can sleep with light around

I told you it would be unstable and dancing already it would just need a little pull, I think I once pulled one while at the neighbors house lel

Ok I'll stop but I wasn't being meen anyway, that's usually how it is anyway, relatives are there to see your parents and grandparents, we also lived with grandmother before she died a few years ago
My grandfather was technically a whore in his younger years, married another woman in 'murica in his later ones and would only visit us for a month during the summer.

>>23714796
I suppose you meant to say "can't".

Ah, mine weren't as loose. I'd make them loose until ripping them out. You madwoman, I remember those things bleeding quite a bit.

Yes, one of those relatives is 82 years old and was big buddies with my grandma in her younger years.
My grandfather was sort of a womaniser, he'd cheat on my grandma a lot. He used to own a motorbike, IZH, I think, and my grandma once hit him with some cord she ripped of the said motorbike and he bled like hell. Iirc, she told me the reason was that he was about to ride off with some friends to get drunk or something lel. He had a fast temper and would also get extremely jealous. Funny enough, my grandma was older than my grandfather. Odd man, but I really wish I could speak with him, but alas, that is impossible.

Yes, please don't be mean, meen, and don't bully me. Remember that faggy voice recording about not bullying me.

>>23714796
No now.
I am bored as well, I'm nearly finished but I am waiting for a few parts to end it all.
I didn't speak until I was like 5/6.
There's a picture of me holding my lil sister at that time and then just letting go of her back and she is falling backwards and at that exact moment they took the pic kek.
My grandmother has told me this story.
When my first sister was born, my grandmother used to live with us to take care of me and her.
All for of us, mom, grandmom, sis and me were all out one day walking (we used to live in the city lol). We stopped at the store or library, can't remember which, and my mom is like to my grandmom, watch them I'll go in quick.
I must've been like 3 at this time and my sister was a few months old. She was in the stroller and I guess my grandmother let go of me or idk, but I suddenly just ran off the block. My grandmother was just in terror cuz I just ran away like an immigrant but she was torn apart if she should run after me or stay with my sister and wait for my mom. So she was fucki it, this niqa gonna get lost and she ran after me. You can imagine my mom's suprise when she came out and saw my baby sis all alone in the sidewalk in front of the store. My grandma says that I was laughing like a madman the whole time.

>>23711293
Fag.
>>23711297
Vote.
>>23711303
Vote
>Ideas
Depends on what ingredients you have, tbf.
Just make an omelette if you're feeling lazy.
If you have time you can make bacon meatball spaghetti with chilli powder, that's always nice.
>>23711398
>Copying the iconic pose
>Thinking that table has swag
>Crusty towel on door
>CP on shelf
>Degenerate site on monitor
What are you doing, perv?

>>23713498
TL;DR
>>23713536
Good moaning pious lord of writing.
>>23714085
Knowing you'll never have as much swag as those shoes.
Y LIVE.
>>23714157
Simple
Smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on ur ass faster than fat foo who sat up too fast.
>>23714219
y
>>23714224
>Banned
Hahahahaaha
Fookin rebal
What you doing tho
Do any of you find ass mama's wanna help me with some homework, this isn't the Work safe thing thread but they don't help so

I'm posting it anyway

The Marxists would argue that the pay act was merely implemented in order to produce more workers. The "liberation" of woman was merely done by Rothchild,Soros, and other bourgeoisie to increase their capital and the
profit they made, with more workers they were able to produce more product which lead to more profit, as more woman were able to afford these products without the aid of a man the amount of consumerism increased.
The pay act, they would argue, was merely another way to support capitilism which rather than liberating woman placed into more stressful more "enslaved" roles. The stress of the workforce would aid to negate the
populations gaze away from the capitilist system and created a divided society as one side would release thier stress and anger on the other without understanding where their stress came from.
This links to thier view of the emotional pincushion or emotive role however, due to the pay act more people are leading singlur lives and thus thier pent up anger as the capitilsm is being released at groups of people
rarther than being maintained at the home by one selected indivual it is being spent on generalision and demonizing a selective group.
The pay act would lead to more diversity which supports capitlism.


HALP. ME. CHILDREN.

I'm too tired and tired to check if it's factual/ i can bullshit it through this course.

I also vote Freddie Mercury, so it's like 300 to nil?

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>>23714834

A radical Marxist professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known egalitarian
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most accomplished philosopher the world has ever known, even greater than Friedrich Nietzsche!”
At this moment, a brave, aristocratic, life affirming Übermensch champion who had overcome 1500 nihilisms and understood the necessity of strife and fully supported all anti-egalitarian decisions made by fellow aristocrats of soul stood up and held up a copy of 'Genealogy of Morals'.
"What is good?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite resentfully and smugly replied "You can't determine that!"
“Wrong. It’s been over 100 years since Nietzsche wrote this. What is good? All that increase the sense of power.What is bad? All that stems from weakness. "
The professor slavishly shook, and dropped his chalk and copy of Das Kapital. He stormed out of the room crying those communist tears, same tears Stalin cried when he bombed his own positions to invade Finland.
The students applauded and all dropped their resentment that day and accepted Homeric Greeks as their mentors and saviors from Christianity and their secular derivatives. An eagle named "Will to Power” flew into the room and perched atop the highest peak and shed a tear for his love of humanity. The 'Thus Spoke Zarathustra' was read several times, and Nietzsche himself showed up and enacted a theatre performance of a famous Shakespearian tragedy.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died from a bout of nihilism and was forced to endure his pathetic life over and over again because the eternal recurrence is real.

>>23714847
>worship Marx
Fuck. You. Padre.
> "You can't determine that!"
Words cannot express the hatred I feel that you spent time writing this out only for it to be a fanfiction with no feminine penis in sight.
>slavishly shook
I keked in my shorts
>He died from a bout of nihilism and was forced to endure his pathetic life over and over again because the eternal recurrence is real.
Brava! Magnifico! It was beautiful, I shed a tear of manly glee.

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>>23714859
But there is another sense in which I have taken the title of Immoralist — as a badge of honour; I am very proud to possess this name which distinguishes me from the rest of humanity. No one before has felt Christian morality as beneath him; this required height, a remoteness of vision and an abysmal profundity of psychological depth not believed to be possible before. Up to the present Christian morality has been the Circe of all thinkers—they stood at her service. What man before my time had descended into the underground caverns from out of which the poisonous fumes of this ideal—of the slandering of the world—belches forth? What man had even dared to suppose that there were underground caverns? Was any one of the philosophers who preceded me an actual psychologist and not the very opposite of a psychologist—that is, a "higher swindler”, an "Idealist”? Before my time there was no psychology. To be the first in this new realm may be a curse; at all events it is a destiny: for one is also the first to despise. Disgust at mankind is my danger.

>>23714810
Yes

Kek my grandmother was 2 years older than him too, he kept reminding her of that his whole life
I am no bully and that's why I won't post it here :x-D.

>>23714814
>Early signs of autism
Show pic pls
Kek@ran like an an immigrant tho.

>>23714832
BJ!

>>23714879
You should listen to that recording before feeling like bullying me. It's actually beyond me as to why you are so callous at times, as it is widely known and recognised that I can do nothing wrong and haven't done as much.

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>>23714879
>BJ!
Good morning to you too!
If you insist...
>>23714876
>underground caverns?
Gigg?
>Disgust at mankind is my danger.
The original edgy teen.

Hail the man for he hails from a place between places.

>>23714832
>Knowing you'll never have as much swag as those shoes.
>Y LIVE.
ikr, we'll never woo the mexican grils in this thread xD
>>23714879
If I had autism, I willn't be here.
Maybe if I have enough persuasion fagit.
It's tr00 thougj, I may not be that strong but my agility and dexterity are pretty high. Besides how would I escape my responsibilities otherwise?

>>23714886
White bois won't understand this
Figures, how much can you ebin do while not leaving your room
>widely
The five of us and the janitors?

>>23714888
I meant you giving me one fag
Thought I'd try anyway.

>>23714908
>not knowing who it is
Retart detected

>>23714908
You're shitposting and I don't think I am in mood to reply.

I am destiny, how could I do wrong.

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>>23714896
Why you mentioning her again
Pwes do it
>agility
I would comment but I want to see that picture so
All true bb you are.
>>23714911
Am Confucius tbqh.

>>23714913
;-; Ok I'll just go then.

>>23714926
Because she is my kid sheesh.
I gotta find it when I get home first.
Comment and I'm gonna need some incentive first.
Isn't it obvious?

>>23714938
What do you want, state your offer
Nu I can't tell.

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>>23714896
>ikr, we'll never woo the mexican grils in this thread xD
Is true, why toast when you can't roast.
>>23714908
>I meant you giving me one fag
I lost my magnifying glass in nam.
>Thought I'd try anyway.
>try
Get out.

Phase shift is 9000/2864.78897565.

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>>23714926
Don't.

Tell me something funny. Like a silly memory or whatever. I just want to have a somewhat normal conversation, without all the silly pseudo irony and all that memeing as I'm pretty tired and like reading and writing longer posts. Or maybe I'm too boring to hold a normal conversation.

>>23714950
You already know.
You dum then.
>>23714952
You are a wiseman, years of experience has molded you into the perfect specimen.

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>>23714964
>perfect specimen.
Your kind words flatter me, you beautiful faceless face.

>>23714997
:), but wait. You are the faceless one? I already posted my fave and ended up getting "insulted" kek.

>>23714964
Too tired to guess pls no bully.

>>23714963

Ok, I can't remember something specific not that I'm trying
There this stupid story about my grandparent's cuck rooster lel
A weasel(I think that's the animal in English) attacked the chicken nest, so all the chickens freak out then they somehow manage to scare it out together, cause no blood or dead chicks were found later
However rooster was missing
Two days later he's found out stuck behind a gas cylinder very far away from nest as he apparently was first to run away
When they returned him to nest chickens all attacked him for cucking out kek according to my uncle
I think they sold him after that, not much of a story but I like it tbqh

Not really I just think of my stories as boring to others(at least one Anon will now confirm).

>>23715016
I see how it is, you gotta take of the guests firsts right. :'(

>>23714999
Check'd
Double check'd
Those are indeed trips.

>Faceless
My face is too wew for posting.
I also cannot post one in my present state thus breaking the rule and I'm not rebellious enough for that.

>>23715032
I thank out Lord and Saviour, Maxim for graceful trips.
It also says "do whatever your heart desires", so basically no rules.
Do eet and I'll post me as a fagot.

>>23715032
But why did you call me a fag, other than fact I am one.

>>23715023
I asked you to make an offer, you want me to do the thinking and I am clearly wimmon even if I had benis.

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>>23715016
>ask her to tell a silly memory
>first thing she does is start and rant about cuckold roosters

You're a fascinating human bean.

>>23715055
You SAID no irony
Why do you get to do it.

>>23715064
It is quite fascinating, there is no irony to it, you don't get to listen to stories about cuck roosters every day, now do you? I'm actually having a laugh. You should record that shit, would be pure comedy gold. Top kek.

Life isn't fair.

>>23714796
love that you picked up on the marvel reference but you're still a loser.
ok :):):)

THUNDER IS RUMBLING LADS

>>23715047
I said to see my daughter, and other things once you start complying hmph.
You haf benis? Why didn't you say so before? Maybe things willn't be different...

>>23715047
>But why did you call me a fag,
>But why
>Why
Fag.
> I am one.
ABSOLUTE HARAM!
>>23715046
>Maxim for graceful trips.
The king of /soc/ lives within us all!
>Do eet
I don't wanna, papa.
>I'll post me as a fagot.
>As a fagot
Implying you're not always a faggot.
:*
>>23715099

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>>23715089
I pick up on many things, just don't let them all out at once.

>>23715071
Kek I just remembered that there's a red flip phone that everyone in the family owned at some point
On that phone there's a video of me picking up a fight with a previous rooster not the cuck mentioned above
And that's the first in many cock fights to come, I recall having another two fights with two different roosters after that.

>>23715107
I just bumped my leg to the shelves trying to get them put of the picture thanks to yuh
I willn't ever have told if it weren't for willn't.

>>23715117
But who was fone.

>>23715137
You have such weak arms, would fight you and rekt you.

We used to have a phone everyone used as well, black Nokia flip phone from God knows when. I still use it because I have no better alternative and I basically only use it for calls.

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>>23715156
I had a blue flip phone when I was animu weeb, then it broke and I did not get a phone until recently
Nobody calls me except my mother rarely and I don't even leave the house as much for her to do so

I've soon yo arms white boii, they are not much better than mine tbqh.

>>23715117
Amen.
Oh ok...
Kek, tr00 :/
Maybe I will still post it now kek.
>>23715137
Good, you deserve worse.
Oh my Allah, she is beautiful. She has my eyes and lips :')
Who is the other 23 chromosomes? She obviously got her non existant nose from her kek. I also don't remember making her...
I have a newfound feeling I never thought I would feel...willn't my child don't fret daddy will come home one day...

>>23715190
Is that the same one you took that wig photo with?

I hate phonecalls tbqh, there's something very disturbing about phone ringing. I have it off for days, then turn it on for few days before turning it off again. Sometimes some people I know call me and offer me to go out and what not. I've never understood why people bother with me as I never call them anyways.

My shoulders, traps and legs are my strong points anyway. Would either wrestle you down or lay you flat using my shoulder strength for dat haymaker, ho. (^;
>I know ;__;

Did you make that graffiti?

>>23715137
no need to get cocky, mtf.

>>23715202
>No jewish nose
>Has eyelashes
>No hair
Not me obviously, plus she has kawaii ribbon on her bald head
You were drunk as your usual careless self humph
I will never let you near her.

>>23715234
Yes kek

Your turn for a silly memory, you can talk about cocks if you like :x--d

Yes, as a kid
>Sympathetic Magic Theory
Like the ancient cave dwellers, I in my dwelling cave(garage) made this to control and influence real roosters and chickens as you have read earlier have had many troubles with.

>>23715261
What should I do then,A2A.

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>>23715202
>Maybe I will still post it now kek.
I shall place a cookie atop your head as a reward.
Does this entice and please you?
>>23715137
>But who was fone.
We was fone.

>>23715137
Fuck son I'd love to see that raw ass cock fight sounds funny as the dickens and encouraging since my god damn Mexican neighbor has about 4-5 rooster up over there.
Could really use some techniques from a pro on how to bust for furry brown cock in half.

>>23715190
And nice cock drawing is that on the bottom of a drawer? And tell your friends that you hangout with from time to time to call your ass not like their doing anything important except cooking and what not.
Or there's always a sexy male hot line where you could get all your sexfull desires out jajaja

>>23715283
That is one giant ass cookie.

>>23715302
>That is one giant ass
Sicko.
But thank you, I do squats daily.

>>23715269
i'm not your boss, do what you want cause a pirate is free

>>23715269
You had this really, I don't know if that is quite the right word, weird expression in that pic lel.

Speaking of cocks, yes, you do reminded of something. So when I was in grades 1-4, we had this classroom that was for us and a single teacher would teach us everything but English and Sports, which is a subject in Latvian schools, for the longest of time. We had this big bookshelf with books that weren't officially our teaching materials, but older, out of date supplementary ones that our teacher would use in some cases. I think I was in second grade, that I and this other retarded kid started drawing cocks and tits all over those books, drawing huge dicks, I mean huge, on illustrations, also writing swearwords everywhere. We were having a blast and laughing our asses off. I think almost everyone of those books was heavily vandalised. Funniest thing is that we were never caught. To endure not laughing out loud when our teacher was giving out some really old literature books to read some short story with everyone noticing dicks drawn everywhere there was probably the hardest thing I've had to endure. Eh, those were the days. You could do retarded shit and laugh your socks off. I don't know what happened of those books. I still distinctly remember adorning Lāčplēsis, which is our national Achilles and has an epic written about it, something like what Iliad is to Greeks, with a huge dick and a pair of tits. Not sure why would I create a dickgirl. In retrospect it was a retarded thing to do.

Why am I having a feeling you're autistically obsessed with cocks, as in roosters?

>>23715283
One giant ass thumb.

>>23715290
I fukken lost m8
One of them chased up hill until I slipped and started biting my legs, I just raised my foot at him about 3 meters away and he starts running like a maniac
He got bitten by a scorpion couple of weeks later that bastard

That's a panel in the garage, I'm not complaining tbqh I'm actually quite please with the current situation, I got invited(The last one but invited nonetheless) to a bridal shower tomorrow but I'm not going cause I hate these kind of events
Nigga what the hell you speekin of das haram.

>>23715329
I did not state I was going to do it, I was just wondering
What reference now.

>>23715340
why do you come to this board complaining about how you're not sleeping because you have work to do.
just do your work.
if you have time to come here you should spend it on sleeping or working.

>>23715269
>that denial
She has kanker or something?
I stopped drinking months ago I swear...
Why do you have her then, I caught you in your lies once again.
I can't find the picture and my sister is being a fucking bitch about it.
>>23715283
Omg that is huge!
Yes kinda...

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>>23715339
Which picture, I'm sure I do, but which one

That's how it works here too, first and second, not sure if also third grade
>Dat Little punk
A little Duchamp also(don't kill me for this pls)
Why would you create a dick girl
See Freud :x-D, you gave your mother a dick cause your father wasn't man enough

I just have a lot of memories including them
When I remember something, my brain would start remembering all related accidents
>All pages including matching result kek
Which is why I often make weird nonexistent connections between things in general.

>>23715351
Because I can obviously.

>>23715355
She is kanker
Did you ever see that Snoopy episode where one of the girls gets kanker? It fucked me up
Tell her it's important, some strangers on the web are waiting pwes ;-;

>>23715340
Fook that sounded like a one sided fight right there you sure that rooster wasn't dopeing prior to that fight. That cock sounds like a asshole chihuahua dog over here some will lose their shit if you just slam your foot down at them.
And shit a good kick to the beak could have changed the out come of that brawl. Or just picking him up behind his wings lol
And isn't herion and hash haram over there too but there still so many junkies doing that shit.

And shit I like your depiction of the red cock looks like something youd spray paint on a wall tell folks this is tha "Great Red Cock's" territory mofucka.
Yo I feel you one that shit weddings and anything wedding related is just a big waste of time specially in Amerialand rn. Plus ppl being happy makes my butt and heart hurt :/

Would have said you guys should have cooked that rooster that venom prob gave it a zesty kick go it if you roosted it all day ever day

>>23715385
She gets that from your side of the family.
You mean Charlie Brown, and no, I don't watch anime.
She's asking for what actually kek, I mean she is usually like you but I think it's multiplied since it's that time of the month.
I found the set, I just can't find that particular picture :/
Also my parents when they were young damn, and my uncle lol :')

>>23715385
One with you wearing pink (?) wig and holding a blue phone.

Remember that I went to a really small school in a small town, I've no clue how it happens in a proper school.

I won't kill you since you said "pls".

I'm not sure, I think I thought it was funny.

Or maybe because I viewed my father as effeminate. I've always viewed drunks as effeminate for some strange reason ever since I was a child.

Like what kind?

>>23715386
Did not even slam it, just lift it in his face which was pretty retart from my side tbqh
Lel true

Idk even know what I was thinking when I did lel
Oh don't be Anon, you will be someday I guess
It wasn't even ours, it was the neighbor's

What did you cook today.

>>23715411
Kek tr00
Yeah that dood's gril friend , I didn't watch it either but just that one episode
What really fucked me up at a very young age tho was that documentary about nuclear war on japan
omfg I was around six or seven when I watched it all and I still get sad whenever anything japan is mentioned
Don't laugh but every fucking anime opening makes me sad even if it's not sad
Kek I guess we're synced
Just bost bikshures.

>>23715429
Blue wig, blue phone I love blue

>Devalues my analysis once again
Had some truth to it tho

All sorts of things
For instance The Hunt was a pretty good film tbqh
But retartet me had to remember every fucking story in "Islamic religion" class if you recall
and compare it to the story
I still stand by my statement that he was too good, but not enough to wreck the entire film.

>>23715466
Did you know that calling someone a blue one is an euphemism for calling someone a fag in my country? I've never understood it. At least I have eyecolor that you won't dismiss as non-Meen core shit lel.

I wouldn't over think it, at that point it was just me doing what I thought was funny. You over [INSERT VERB HERE].

I liked it too.
I like Mads a lot. No homo, but he is a beautiful human bean.

>>23715466
That cock just sounded like it was his time of the month or maybe he thought you were trying to take his girl(s). Wouldn't be surprised if was one of those fighting breeds or something.

Hey that shit happens to my ass too someone might call me and tell me about their plans then we finally hang out and I'm just "fuck why didn't I say I was out of town this shit blows"
Muh it'll prop happen sooner or later. But shit at least that wasn't your ded cock, I guess you could burry it lol

And I'm still laying in bed but I'm thinking about making waffles and "eggs?" maybe since its Saturday. What did you munch on today

>>23715499
That's unfair you know, I gave you credit for many things, they're nice tbqh

Kek that second sentence es pat nezinu why I'm laughing so much

He fucking is, I fell in love with him in Hannibal
He was just perfect.

>>23715466
At least you admit it, you can keep her tho kek, I am free now.
I don't remember much of Charlie Brown, I didn't even know that happened. All I know was Tweety was that yellow bird rite?
I mostly watched Looney Toons growing up, the basis of my humour.
Link? I have seen some pics of the aftermath. That's what those gooks get for messimg with us and Pearl Harbor.
Wtf, even Berserk? I actually lied I have watched some animus lol. Untermensch made me watch one call School Days kek. Kotonoha chan is best waifu.
Fuck that's fucked, dealing with her and your b.s at the same time.
You first, I want to see the mistake I made that caused my child. I also gonna posy like 2 for obvious raisins and delet k.

>>23715385
nigga, u is retarded

>>23715509
That was many years ago

My mother made this traditional Palestinian meal called literally "Upside down"
Where you cook in a pot and turn it upside down when serving lel.

>>23715520
Of course I will keep her after all I wolln't give you my hand :-D
I know you remind me of them so much kek
I never actually looked for it I will tho, I seen it on TV back then
Kek all of it, I've not seen Berserk or School days lol
Amagami has hottest girls
I also like Durarara
Don't lie, I'm no trouble ?
Nu you first I always do.

>>23715543
Boringgg
I know that already.

>>23715558
>wolln't
...on second thought I do want her ;)
Of the girl with kanker?
I have seen pics of people who survived the explosion, but the radiation completely destroyed them, I'd rather have die if that were the case. Sucks what we are capable of doing, but we won't discuss ethics and moralities rn.
The old Berserk was the best shit I've seen, especially the end, talk about hopelessness. Amagami? Durarara? Oh no...I might actually watche anime again now...
I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
Fine I will post one right away a soon as you say ready and delet. Besides you know the sikrit anyways ;)

>>23715583
All I remember rn is the deformed bodies
Start with Amagami cause Haruka is bae
No taylor zwift pls, seriously if I hadn't said anything you willn't have known
READY.

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>>23715597
Me too, thanks.
What is about?
The fuck niqa T. Swizzle is the shit, have known what, that you're a liar?
OK, 1st what I promised yesterday, might delet kek.

>>23715558
Many years and many cock fights and bridal showers later.

Fuck mang never had it but I'm hungry as hell at the moment would eat if I was allowed in your humble household. I promise i wont rob anyone trusties and hope to die. Kek kinda sounds like a casserole or something, is the food on the bottom of the pot usually like the meat. Sounds like that part holds the best flavor.

>>23715515
Thank you. You and giving me credit?

I find the fact that you are using Latvian phrases like that very amusing, I still remember your Latvian recordings and that "retartet" laugh. :x-d

Hannibal was mostly shit series though. I liked some of it, but "Slowly panning views of heavily saturated food and furniture as filler content because aesthetics xDDD" got old quickly. First season was somewhat watchable, second was much more interesting with the excellent finale, as for the third, I couldn't make it past the second episode as if became pretty clear the direction of the show was going towards "Oh it's actually about Hannibal and Will being gay for each other all along. Here are even more shitty, saturated scenes that plebs will think of as artistic achievements never surpassed since Michelangelo started working marble". Not to mention most of what was supposed to convey intelligence and sophistication was rather cringy. I liked Hopkins better, but only in The Silence of the Lambs. There is much more subtlety to it, especially the first scene with him.
>That is quite slippery of you, Agent Starling.
Probably my favourite line in that scene. So many implications and psychological observations can be made as the conversation goes on.

I almost forgot my biggest gripe with the show. Remember the first time the line "I was curious what would happen" comes along? It's very nice and fitting. Then the writers and director decides to overuse it and it becomes like a shitty meme overdone by Reddit "I Was CUriOuS tO sEe wHAT Woulde Happn xDDDDD".

Also I forgot to say roast me.

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>>23715355
>>23715340
>That is one giant ass
>Omg that is huge!

I know, booties, I know. :* :*

>>23715617
I mean praising your shite, I always do

Yeah what was I thinking, the phrases are stuck forever with me I'm afraid
It was pretty fun actually but it felt weird hence the laugh

I hate Will tbqh, annoying af
And you are right the third season was shite it took me forever to finish it, I only watched the finale last week
It was an unusual series, they might;ve exaggerated as you say but Hannibal as a character was excellent, it was what's around it that couldn't live up to its level
I seen it more than a year ago so I don't remember in detail
But I do remember there were little moments where I felt Will's character was up to standard and generally felt like Hannibal was doing all the work for both of them
I also like the Verger twins
Don't remind me of the gay romance shit, I mean wasn't Alana and Margory getting together "LGBT" enough

The ending was a disaster too
Except for Bedelia I felt somewhat satisfied that he actually cooked her leg only cause how much she nagged about it the whole series.

Does not compare with the film true, but it is a series and you can only expect so much from one
I've seen it so many years ago, you're tempting me to do so again

True
Another similar case in the third season is Will breaking up with Hannibal kek

Did not proofread anything so expect the worst, you might read this last tho.

>>23715609
>Red shirt
>Red jewelry
>Can't even reach the floor
>Fat thighs
Kek -0/10
About a guy with 7 dating scenarios , each time with a girl he knows at school.

>>23715610
Never again kek
Yes the meatand vegetable at the bottom and then rice over, cooked then turned upside down
Probably cause you a guy not cause you black tho kek.

>>23715683
:D <3
Do I het cookie btw?
>>23715715
>Red shirt
Ok?
>Red jewelry
It's not that lmao, it's something worse.
>Can't even reach the floor
:'( ok you got me there, I am tall tho...
>Fat thighs
Why are you looking at my thighs...
That's my line niqa come up with your own, I rate this roast 2/10.
That's school days tho?
Your turn while I keep looking kek.

>>23715715
You never do, you said I'm a cuc once.

I'd feel weirder out if I had to read Arabic too lel

Will was le aoootistic man with ze meme mental disorders.
Hannibal is far from perfect.
>Literal Gary Sue
>Has no real motives behind everything besides "I was curious xDDD"
>Has beer he supposedly bottled himself
Oh common. He is flat.

Film is good because the Hannibal doesn't show up that much. Truth to be told, that Hannibal character isn't particularly interesting in itself, yeah he eats men and is super intelligent, but taken at face value, that is all that he has going for himself for the most part. So they hid these flaws very well by having as little as needed of him there. Focus was never on him. And what happens when you shift it to Hannibal? You get a terrible sequel, two shitty prequels, and somewhat OK show, at times, but not always.

Anyways, I'm off to sleep now. I will reply to you tomorrow. I'm also going to wish you good sleep, even if you aren't going to bed now, as not to break the custom of me saying that. So; good night.

>>23715715
Fuck I'd probably import that or buy a recipe for that sounds pretty tasty tbqh senpai. Idk what kind of pot you cook that in, only thing that comes to mind is a heavy ass cast iron pot.
Kek yeah that's definitely way worst than being a kefer. Idk if i want that many people staring at me while i eat. Just tell your peeps I'm here to fix your guys car or whatever "mysteriously" broke over there.

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>>23715731
Beaner in red shirt>>
What is it tho
Cause you're spreading them like a landwhale jeez learn to sit like a lady
I'm going to post this once autistic photo of my wearing my friend's clothes in Greece pls no bully.

>>23715756
Night, will reply a bit later.

>>23715812
The dress was also really wide, I'm not that wide I swear.

>>23715792
I will search for the recipe in english and post it for you
No man lol just regular stainless steal or whatever it's called
You could just pretend you're interested in my father's lectures and ask to visit him kek
He wouldn't mind.

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>>23715812
>>23715824
What, you wanted me to wear black on that hot ass day?
Something cringey kek, you really want to know?
Niqa I had manly balls back then, do you even know how uncomfortable it is squishing them?
Are you also holding her dildo kek. Why were you wearing her clothes? "It's the dress", what about your face then ;*

>>23715361
>>23715834

wtb this

>>23715792
http://www.food.com/recipe/makloubeh-225532
Not sure about the photo or the spices I don;t know how to cook
But you can pretty much fry any vegetable you like, my mom adds carrots, potatoes, eggplant, and cauliflower at times.

>>23715838
I wear black on hot ass days in middle urf
I'll take the risk, what is it
No I don;t tbqh
You're mean...

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>>23715824
Ayyyy that would be pretty damn nice of ya. Be nice to try something new around here Italian and black ppl food gets tiring sometimes.
Pretty sure theres a decent sized pot around this bitch.
Well shit I worked around old dudes for 3 years I think I still know how to wear my "oh that's interesting" face and usually know the best time to nod my head. Just got to get use to getting talked down to again lol. Does your dad got anything interesting to lecture about? Or he just talks about kids these days and the price of eggs.

>>23715854
Cuz you a beaner duh, I can't the heat since even way back then, and black is one of my fave colours, red being another one.
It's those woven bracelet shits that you can get with your name or whatever on it, guess who's name...
You'll never know unless, well, yeah forget about it...
No am not, you made fun of my height, something I can't change kek. It's ok you still o-ok even if a bit chubs.
She stopped being a bitch but she still won't help me.

What the fuck is wrong with wimmons?

>>23715756
So not true, it would even sound more awkward if I start listing things now
I always call you a chad btw

The man was genuinely interested in the human species :xD
Fuk I can't argue you with that, you're right, still above average TV character

I haven't seen the sequel or the prequels, I think I told before that I used to have dreams as a kid where I'm on the bus chatting with Hopkins/Hannibal

What other TV series have you seen.

>>23715854
Hey that doesn't look too hard to do. That website almost killed my dumb phone with all those ads.
Yeah only thing I don't get are those spices, will look that shit up. There's a ton of different spices here but we usually just have duplicated nonsense and BBQ rubs.
Thanks for the expert advise and help I'll make sure to leave a good review on your page.

>>23715879
Red is for homos
Kek what a lozar that is cringe worthy
I am not, this was 13-15 pounds ago anyway Ass
That was my crush's clothes, she wanted to see how I looked in dress since I had only sweat pants and shirts
Good she shouldn't help you anyway
You are.

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>>23715902
Kek you mean a review itt
I think my mom used to use Sazon at some point
>>23715878
Well yeah, he gives real lectures on a lot of things including history, philosophy, politics..etc.
Free courses.

>>23715913
Red is the color of blood, it's good for when I bleed and it won"t show on my shirt lel.
Niqa I was different back then sheesg.
>15 pounds ago
Yet you are still phat. Who the fuck uses crush btw, and was your crush a gril or something? Totes ew.
Then you won't see the pic kek.
Explain, and did I say stop with the pics?

>>23715928
>implying you a badass superhero at daytime
Beanerman
Idk whatever you call it
No more for you hmph.

>>23715731
>Do I het cookie btw?
Has I seen a fagaloo?
Has a faggaloo been posted
It has not.

>>23715922
Well shit it shouldn't be to hard to get a hold of some sazon since I live in lil mexico just gonna have to keep an eye open and my wallet hidden lel
And no no no I meant on your tumblr page sense everyone and their mother has one nowadays ;p

Hey I think I'd actually like to here one of those lectures tbqh way better than asking my old boss about something and getting a 30 min lecture on how everyone back in the sixties didn't use condoms cause "free love"or doing cocaine and rebuilding a transmission lol

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>>23715961
No wtf kek, I mean I cared and shit, but whatever.
That's my grandad niqa.
Pwes am sorry.
I am seriously looking as hard as I can.

>>23715974
Get*
Niqa I just posted it...

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>>23715991
On your period you bleed on your shirt?
I don't have anything new tbqh I only started taking selfies or whatever they are for this site lawl how sad is that
You're not you still think I'm chubby.

>>23715981
If you decide to make it and have more questions I'll ask my mom lel
I do have a tumblr but I use it for looking at stuff mostly like a pin board

Lol very far from that certainly, what did you do back then?

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>>23715994
u're welcom

>>23716022
Yes -__-, the blood from my nose.
Post em. Well, do you actually want me to answer that?
Idk how you look like, no I was just joke :)
>tumblr
Gtfo you brake ny heart </3

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>>23716031

>>23716034
>muh 4chan REE tumblr
Good I like that I do tbqh.

>>23716031
Kek, aww thanks. I finally get shooped <3
Who is you tho?
>>23716036
Stfu
>>23716040
>implying you could
Leave, but post pic b4 you do.