Let's have one of these Threads! Will post the Template

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>>23711158

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You cheeky cunt OP. I saw this on /r9k/ "Virgin Edition".

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Don't know why I'm still posting this

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>>23711596
No one does anon, we just do what we must.

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>>23711596
>Sweet Ice tea
What are you, some kind of retard nigger?

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btw: smaller template for the lazy anons

>>23711726
>Mainstream Trash
>Shitting on the body gave you
Just kill yourself m8

>>23711733
Bei der Elbphilharmoine tut sich nichts, außer die Kosten. Alles wie beim Alten.

>>23711747
>Shitting on the body gave you
who exactly "gave me" this body I dont want?

>>23711754
I meant god. Dont know why a typo like this happpened to me.

>>23711760
I dont believe in god, sorry anon.
If there was a god, why would he "give me" the wrong body? Makes no sense to me.

Also:
>Just kill yourself m8
nah, dont want to hurt the people around me

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I'll kill myself if I have to post a fourth time because of my dumbness.

>>23711726
>Schwaben
>>23711693
I don't understand how a right winged brazilian can love argentinia.
>>23711671
Brennt die Philharmonie eigentlich?
>>23711651
I have to read more about the pre napoleonic portoguese kings.
>>23711596
Can't dislike anybody who likes The Man in the High Castle
>>23711478
>Vikings
>>23711158 (OP)
Your enjoyment of Tera, Steins; Gate and Code Geass is such a contrast to the rest of your taste

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>>23711767
He gave you the body you deserve, you're just too stupid to make the best out of it.

Have fun with your mental retardation, hormonal imbalance and mutiliated genitals, faggot.

>>23711772
Warum so löschend?

>>23711780
>mutiliated genitals
no, thanks.

God didnt give me shit because he doesnt exist.
Its my body, I can do whatever the fuck I want with it, deal with it.

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What kind of music do you guys like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UURjN26La4&index=1&list=PLWskMYMCqKWlUGztYBCZsH9rrodUcXZiR

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>>23711806
Good tastes anon. Why so unhappy?

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>>23711791
Red dir deine Geistige Behinderung ruhig schön, Schwuchtel.
Am Ende wirst du nichts weiter sein als ein hässliger Mann mit verstümmelten Genitalien. Die einzig würdige Lösung die dir bleibt ist die Kugel, in den Himmel kommst du sowieso nicht mehr.

>>23711818
Als würde ich an den Himmel glauben. Nach dem tot kommt genau nichts, null, nada.
Schönreden tue ich mir übrigens überhaupt nichts, und dass es mit dem Gehirn in Verbindung steht hast du sehr gut erkannt! Herzlichen Glückwunsch!
Warum kommst du wieder mit verstümmelten Genitalien? Das habe ich nicht vor, dachte das konnte man aus meinem vorherigen Post heraus lesen.
>Schwuchtel
Oh mann, ein Blitzmerker :^)

>>23711780
>Warum so löschend?
Ich wollte die Bewertungen in einem Pfosten haben und kam beim Schreiben ausversehen auf Post. Beim zweiten Mal hatte ich kein Bild und jetzt fällt mir auch noch auf, dass das nur zwei Pfosten waren.

>>23711806
>Escapism as a hobby
Doesn't 99% of this website do a sort of escapism somehow?

>>23711817
im poor have no friends, and my family and I have a really poor relationship

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>>23711865
Sounds exactly like me bro

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>>23711838
Was du brauchst ist eine Therapie, die deine Symptome behebt, und keine Belohnung, die deinen gesamten Körper fickt.
Du bist nunmal Geistesgestört. Würde,
ich behaupten ich wäre ein Tiger und mich auch dementsprechend verhalte, würde ich weggesperrt werden und nicht noch mit Hormonen belohnt.
Mach mit deinem Dreckskörper meinetwegen was du willst, solange du deine beschissene Therapie nicht aus Geldern der rechtlichen Krankenkasen bezahlen lässt.

>>23711772

Macri is pretty right winged.

>>23711881
In Therapie bin ich bereits, danke der nachfrage.
Tiger sind keine Menschen, demnach ist der Vergleich absolut nichtig und unsinnig.

>nicht aus Geldern der rechtlichen Krankenkassen bezahlen
Sorry, deine steuerlichen Abgaben gehen direkt in meine Therapie m8 :^)

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im pooped.

>>23711747
>>23711760
>>23711780
>>23711818
>>23711881

So fucking mett.

Trotzdem nur 2/10. Hauptsächlich für den Aufwand, mit Bildern ist ja immer nett. Aber halt nicht glaubwürdig, so das Gesamtpaket.

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>>23711726

You know, there are ways to become who you want to be right, please be happy! What's holding you back?

>>23712130
Good to see there are still nice and understanding people left.
There isnt much holding me back, im just scared. Ill start HRT asap but.. Im really worried about my facial features because they are pretty manly and FFS cost soo much money :/

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>>23711158
pls end merkel/10
>>23711478
>bi
degenerate
>>23711596
>spiderman
>icetea
dropped
>>23711651
seem kinda edgy but alright
>>23711671
based
>>23711693
huehue/10
>>23711726
>wannabe tranny faggot
everything wrong with germany
>>23711772
>cowboy bebop
nice
>machiavelli
edgelord
>>23711806
>edgy
>bi
dropped
>>23711817
>numale
dropped
>>23711924
hipster scum
>>23712130
neutral leaning alright with you

>>23712181
I indeed want to transition, but I dont know how that would be wrong in any way.

>>23712149
I can never understand such senseless hatred.
The facial feats is bone, or fat and tissue? It might become more feminine with HRT?

Good luck and dont let the hate get to you.

>>23712202
It will become more feminine with HRT, but bine structure (chin, high forehead) wont change because its purely bone. It might get a little better because of the fat going to other places, but to look truly female I will propably need FFS which is expensive as fuck..

Thank you! Ill try to keep a positive state of mind about it and wont let other people tell me what to do. c:

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Mmmm why not

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>>23711747
>>23711780

>>23712292
Looking at your chart just makes me want a cookie.

>>23712329
I always want a cookie honestly

>>23712181

Decent troll, 5/10. Good effort.

>>23712335
Well you seem like you have your life figured out. What's your rank in League?

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>>23712292
Be careful anon dont become a spinster.

>>23712346
Only gold 5 right now
>>23712347
Trying not to be one but cats are great

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After leaving out the last thread I'm back in this one.

>>23711158
Solid hobbies and historical figure.
I had a döner just this afternoon.
>>23711478
Bowie is always neat, nice battlestation too.
>>23711596
To have me tell you again that Dick and the Wombats are neat of course.
>>23711651
Generally solid taste in movies.
>>23711671
Hey (You), yet another thread, eh?
>>23711693
Bowie, Kafka and OldBoy, neat.
>>23711726
I used to really be into die Ärzte around 12, good choice of beer, mang.
>>23711772
Always interesting to see graphs changing over time. Bonus points for Kretschmann and von Storch.
>>23712130
Thought your musician was Haftbefehl for a moment there, haha.
>>23712181
Dank favourite albums.
>>23712292
>Lebbib?

>>23712199
You're a man and you always will be, chromosomes don't lie. Germany needs men right now as you're being eternally cucked by your batshit crazy chancellor, and you are part of that problem.

>>23712343
>german cuck defending his mentally ill wannabe tranny bf,
pls hans, don't you have a refugee to be prepping?

>>23712366
what's your ign anon? i'm plat 4 and dropping

>>23712463
I play alone, sorry ://

>>23712514
well that's really gay.

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>>23711772
>the best devin townsend project album
muh african american companion
>>23711806
you're p cool
>>23712130
>person you are is the person you want to be
so why is your confidence/happiness so meh?
>>23712292
hey, dont be sad, you seem pretty cool

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Oh god, this took me forever and it still sucks... first time posting in one of these threads. P-please be gentle with me.

>>23711772
I like your taste in anime, bonus points for the turtle and Sim City
>>23711817
Do you seriously like watching Judge Judy?
>>23711924
Chubby hippie, you seem pretty chill
>>23712292
Our mothers would get along well
>>23712383
>pretzels
>>23712736
Why is everyone so depressed in here?

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>>23712854
>Do you seriously like watching Judge Judy?

Yes I do. I think it's entertaining as hell to watch her put idiots in their places

>>23712918
Also some of the cases are so dumb I can't help but watch

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unfinished chart
rate me and I'll rate you

>>23712854
>anglos giving their unqualified opinions on actual German pretzels
Darwin, GoT, BCS and District 9 are cool at least.

>>23712854
chubby, yes

hippie, not really. esoteric sure, but i cant stand the peeps that only talk about weed/drugs for the sole purpose of a fun time. im talking about the people that get blazed and sit around giggling whereas depending on the strain/species ill take im either drawing/designing, cooking/baking, or improving a bassline with a variety of pedals/doing something else creative. but to each their own

all the while chill like a walk-in fridge
-
whats this dream job you hold?

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I was in a few of these before

>>23712383
>Rothaus
Nice
>>23712394
So because chromosons initially determined what sex I have,
I cant live my life how I want to? Okay then.

>>23713367
>>23713305
found your match

>>23713376
that's a really funny joke there man

>>23713367
you became a woman? so you're a tranny?

>>23713399
nah

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i might do the full one some day

>>23713376
I like my qts without imaginary illness

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>>23713593
????

>>23713605
oh that says your "bipolar" is in remission

dont worry I use to be an angsty teen too

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>>23711158
Go to college
>>23711165
get a life
>>23711478
get a hobby
>>23711651
watches those tv shows and not anime?
>The Good the bad and the ugly
>>23711671
those crepes? i don't believe this is real desu
>>23711693
why the country rate yo? too much
>GITS, Monte Cristo, Illinoise
>>23711806
Sup
>>23711924
>Just a lil more
>>23712130
Cubone is a beast
>>23712181
>Charmander ayy
>>23712292
something familiar here
>>23712383
KiK and no sex life?
>>23712736
Could totally chill with
>>23712854
As is intelligence
>>23713071
Would love to hear the story behind yellowjelly
>>23713305
>INTJ - Boondocks ayy
>>23713367
"I feel slightly, just slightly better knowing my sawed-off shotgun is loaded."
>>23713564
Cool interests

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>>23713854
boondocks is dank, love how everyone is fuckin crazy but they think huey is

>ssbm
who do you play?

>SA2B
>timesplitters future perfect
naisu, some of the only games I remember playing with my little brother before he started hating me

>>23713944
Ganondorf or Luigi

Why would your bro hate you?

>>23714044
eh its a shitty story

I like playing ness and fox, ness cause hes my favorite from earthbound and fox cause I like tryharding sometimes

>>23712181
>edgelord
I like it because of it's historical value and because I like renessaice warfare.
>>23712383
They've changed because I forgot some things and I just made a new one because I deleted the old graph.
>>23712854
>Implying the Empire was evil
>>23712130
You could try out Victoria 2
>>23712292
Everyone who likes Vermin Supreme is reasonable.

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i spent so long on this god damn

>>23714316
>hobbies "crying"
why so sad anon?

>>23714329
not sad. I cry mostly when watching animal rescue videos

>>23714316

UPDATE: That's totally my old kik that I decided was not best for 4chan use LOL. Please add "4chanlovesme" instead if you feel like it.

>>23714339
hmm, okay then ^~^

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>>23711158
Never made one of these before. No bully pls.

>>23713854
What do the tv shows i watch have to do with not watching anime?

>>23714590
>expecting replies
>barely filled the graph out
C'mon anon, you have to try harder.

>>23714882
He got at least one reply

>>23711158
haha 80% von dem was du da angibst könnte ich direkt übernehmen

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>>23714590
Having a political view can be the rebuttal to a stimulating conversation if you think another person has something wrong - and there's always something you can learn from trading your ideas.
Your interests are refined but still open to some great things.
I believe this chart would most closely resemble myself if I wasn't exposed to the things I am today. I respect your style bruh.
>interest in that book, whose the musician and historical figure, why are you so healthy?

>>23715666
Probably not that healthy desu. I just can't think of anything wrong with me.

Historical figure is the greatest person to ever come out of my state.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Gardner_%28soldier%29

The Musician is Ronnie Drew. Never heard a voice like his. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-ECK0Vuuw

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Those bottom left boxes are gay

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>A/S/L
28/M/DC
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Relationship Status
happily married
>Text / Mic / Cam
Mic or Cam as I am trying to overcome my social anxiety
>MBTI Type
ISTJ
>Favorite Music
Indie, Surf, Shoegaze, Rockabilly, Goth, Punk. I like anything from Burger Records.
>Favorite Movies
Grand Budapest Hotel, Sunshine, Moonrise Kingdom. Anything Wes Anderson :/
>Favorite TV Shows
Live:Game of thrones, Marco Polo, 30 Rock, Office, Parks and Rec
Anime: Log Horizon, Samurai Champloo, Bakemonogatari
>Favorite Books
Vonnegut, Sedaris, Poe, Lovecraft
>Favorite Vidya
Half Life Series, Ni No Kuni,
>Interests
going to shows, museum hopping, foodie, walking around with some music. Anime cons
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /fa/ /fit/ /gif/ /f/ /soc/
>Are you a NEET?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you looking for?
looking to better my conversational skills, annunciation, and dialogue structures with someone interesting.
>What are you not looking for?
creeps, meeting up, other sources of contact
>Contact Info
himynameiskevin0

>>23716188
here,

>>23711158
We'd get along but I'd never feel too close to you
>>23711478
You'd be a cool drug buddy
>>23711596
A prized normie friend
>>23711651
Got steam?
>>23711671
Why aren't we friends
>>23711693
I have no clue what the fuck I'm looking at, but I like it
>>23711726
nnnnnnnah
>>23711772
You're coo-
>socialist
oh for fuck's-
>>23711806
You should post Steam, too
>>23711817
That's a lot of music I don't recognize
>>23711924
A neckbeard, no thanks. No offense
>>23712130
I'd drink with you

>>23713854
>just a lil more

i took 4 or 5 days to draw it up, i just havent gotten around to finishing it up yet

>>23711596
The Wombats <3

>>23717489
I figured that meant you've almost reached enlightenment, lol. Like me achieving bare feet.

>>23711780
Why do you care so much what somebody else does with their body?

>>23711158
tell me ur skype, u sound cool

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:)

>>23713854
>those crepes? i don't believe this is real desu

They're Blinis, not crepes

>>23717284

We aren't friends becuase we're speaking for the first time you mongrel

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>>23720136

>>23720136
might need to right click open in new tab cuz writing is tiny
>>23720268
;)

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buying gf

>>23713757
>used to

>>23720143
Post your Steam, so that you me and my best friend schooling in his homeland who's also a stormfaggot can play Civ or XCOM

>>23722822
http://steamcommunity.com/id/yetra3l

Add me, scrub

>>23720136
added you on skype (:

>>23712292
You seem decent but no contact info, shame.

>>23719108
i dont feel as though i deserve to be enlightened. whatever that even means.

dude. bare feet in: beach sand, grass with morning dew, a babbling brook, or walking on a clean floor is boss