Roast me you cuntwagons.

It's as if virginity were a tangible thing.

You look like an autistic version of ed helms

Your mother is proof that defective coat hangers exist. I'm out.

>>23669792
mclovin/10

>>23669792
You look like a nice guy.

When condom fails, that 1%

>>23669792
that chin so undefined, it needs an urban dictionary page

your eyebrows look like someone drew them on while you were sleeping

i can't see the cumstains on your shirt

my dad want's his glasses back

Definition of a ripped condom

>>23669792
more inbred than meat in a sandwich

>>23669792
Despite the fact this is a roast thread, You habe a good shape and if you were skinnier you could look good.

This is the shittiest roast ive ever seen. All of you suck and are not very clever.

>>23669919
This was the only good one.

You're like a notably less attractive version of me.

Yeah kind of lame

Do you have a pic where you don't look retarded?

You are QT