Am I attractive

>>23643450
you look clumsy

>>23643648
I am

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>>23643450
Not bad, and you look really fun but I question if you get laid.
How about me?

>>23643450

Can you poo in the loo?

>>23643450
you look like the guy in that commercial who flips out over getting 100 likes on his selfie.
hopefully SOMEBODY will know wtf I'm talkin bout.

>>23643648
lol

anyway, you seem like a cool dude and you're not bad looking. It probably wouldn't come as a shock to you if I told you that you don't look like David Beckham though.
looks aren't really all that important to women to be honest. I get rated 8 and up here pretty much always and I have terrible luck with women, meanwhile the hottest girls I know (including a few who have personally turned down yours truly) are dating very average even sub-average looking dudes.
My advice?
be a DJ.
I'll cry for your soul but rejoice for your dick.

>>23643689
I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in like a year. The girl I'm seeing right now doesn't do sex before marriage and only gives me head, but I really like her so it's cool

>>23643771
honestly dude, that's awesome.
I would take getting head all the time any day over sex but then again receiving oral sex is my fetish.

pimpen

>>23643771
>don't do sex before marriage
>gives oral sex

sorry to break it to you but she's cheating on you.
you're a back-up boyfriend
in case her actual fiancée leaves her
basically
you're a beta cuck

>>23643450
no

>>23643450
poo in loo

>>23643450
no

>>23643689
You're actually super handsome :)

beards are cute for cuddles too.