ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS This is a thread dedicated to anger management

I need to take a shit

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I'm hungover. It has been a while since I've been really drunk, so I had almost forgot the hell that is a hangover. Drinking was a mistake. Still, my uncle is here and I met my cousin briefly as well. Was kind of fun, at least the first part.

>>23640144
You ought to, but let me check your digits first.

>>23640144
Pics ples
>>23640149
I gravel at your feet

Test

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>>23636907
I can't hear shit faggot.
>>23640156
My turn tonight.

>>23640336
Where the hell did you get some Kagor wine?

>>23640341
A local store, not that expensive too.

>>23640336
Cringe
Too bad btw.

>>23640358
It's something my grandma would drink.

Why are you drinking though? For me it was very impulsive as I didn't expect to see my cousin, so I drank like I hadn't drunk for quite a while and wound up being trashed. Not drinking for quite a while now, the very thought of it sickens me.

>>23640374
Ikr.
>>23640391
My friend feared that I harm my stomach again as I am reckless
I haven't for almost 3 weeks kek, it's like the third time thi
Es pat nezinu I just want to feel a little buzz, I doubt it will tho.

>>23640408
why would wine harm your stomach?
drink ethanol if you want to harm your liver/achieve euphoria

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I wish I had a room with this aesthetic.
>>23640408
Wine is probably worse than vodka tbqh as far as the stomach is concerned, my second worst hangover was from 17% bum wine. My stomach felt like it was fermenting acid. Then again, I drank loads of it.

Are you wanting to develop alcoholism kek :-DD

It will definitely give you a buzz, maybe even more depending on how fast you will drink it. Don't be a silly meitene and get trashed and get your parents mad tho

ART THOU HERE

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>>23640425
I am.

>>23640408
Well I guess I'll delet all these pics I took.
>>23640429
No you're OP :"(

>>23640412
Exactly, which is why she didn't get the vodka
Idk what I want to achieve tbqh.
>>23640419
I would design it for you for free if you even get the money to build :-D
It is 12% and two plastic cups into now
I can't afford to tho kek
When and how much later tho.

>>23640437
Wat were.

>>23640437
>>23640425
Hey bayb c:

>>23640441
What else idiot.
But since you failed I'm never gonna post again.
>>23640445
FINALLY WHERE WERE YOU?!

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>>23640437
No, I am not OP.
>>23640438
You do interior design as well? :-D That will probably be in years lel. I'm poor puisis.

Any effect so far? I have no clue how wine works. Personally I haven't had any in years.

>>23640446
>FINALLY WHERE WERE YOU?!
Kek
Sorry baeb am at mall :^/
All these old fegs tryna touch me bleh

What yew up to?

>>23640451
Of course I do (How do I say I don't care in Latvian)
I'm serious about this tho, anyone in here in fact gets a free design from mediocre me
I feel dizzy now and I'm speaking rather slowly.
>>23640446
Tell my ehad hurts I can't look.

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>>23640485
That's very neat. 'Man vienalga'. I can't even afford a bus ticket now lel :-D

I'd pay you symbolically though. Not sure how, but I'd figure something interesting out.

Is the buzz any good?

>>23640459
lel, I know that feel.
Last week when I went with my ladyfriend to the mall, I put on her sweater and since I kinda look like gril nao, all the guys were looking at us :(
I am good, finally gonna leave soon. And you?
>>23640485
What is a ehad?
What did you axe for yesterday retarto?

>>23640510
Yeah but where did you post it
Pwes.
>>23640498
Man vienalga about money :-D
Relatively as I feel lighter
But its reminding me of shitty things.

>>23640527
Y-yeah me t-too, it's not like I'm not almost forced in l-legal slavery.

How much you have left? Maybe you shouldn't drink it all tbqh.

>>23640510
>I put on her sweater and since I kinda look like gril nao
Uh o cutie alert
>all the guys were looking at us :(
No respect for qt baes at the mall :c
All the middle school scene kids who's parents dump them at the mall for the day lurk in the food court and stare me down everytime I walk through.
>I am good, finally gonna leave soon. And you?
Good to hear it's good. Where you leaving to? I'm doing bretty decent, about to have to do like 2 hours of driving though. Oh well got that fresh music lined up.

>>23640539
Half a bottler

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>>23640548
You finishing that today?

>>23640527
Las thread
No u braek my haert
>>23640544
Nah stahp it :3
Home, I gotta drive too rn. I used to drive 3/4 hours before, now it's 30-40 mins thank all
Smell ya then

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKXXq5oxU8M
I just believe that people should watch this and also an evil mongoose has invaded Obama.

Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQgVe32yDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2tjNqGyJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt7DFLovvD8

>>23638481
You seem to a lot about this, Mr.
>>23640156
First part? Hung over? Family?
Story?
>>23640149
Blaspheme

Before you scroll past and leave me (you)less, tell me:
How do I find the yellow brick road?

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>>23640592
Yes, I can't remember much of the later night. Yes. One relative coming over to visit and stay here for a while.
Nothing much, just got drunk because I met my uncle and cousin that I haven't met in two years.

>>23640563
>Nah stahp it :3
;3
>Home, I gotta drive too rn. I used to drive 3/4 hours before, now it's 30-40 mins thank all
That's about the same amount of time for me to to get back and forth from home and work too. At 1/4 of the way on this drive naow fuqq.
>Smell ya then
Peace niqa
>>23640592
Hey bboxanon. Just wanted to drop a (You) no homo tho

>>23640617
Thank you, kind sir.
>>23640600
That's sweet,...well sweet for a drunken fiesta.

>>23640553
Not really I can't use the nergy drink excuse again if stomach starts killing me again
I lost my balance tho.
>>23640563
Pikshure ?
Es pat nexinu I looked for pikshure,

>>23640617
Suck, I am a speed demon, but traffic kills me.
>>23640747
The fuck are you saying? Speak American.

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>>23640735
I'm not drinking until summer. It kind of sucks. I'm bit mad I got drunk yesterday.
>>23640747
>>23640747
>Not really I can't use the nergy drink excuse again if stomach starts killing me again
What did she mean by this?
The drop of intelligibility is real.

Y-you didn't fall or anything, right? Pls don't hurt yourself.

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running out of japanese avant folk albums to listen to

>>23640775
...Why, dude?

>>23640787
Try Karelian meme magic instead.

>>23640789
It's a bad habit to have, plus I've only been drinking regularly for the past year. I've been drinking less and less in the past few months, but I want to drop alcohol completely. It's incompatible with my goals and changing mindset.

>>23640787
You have a gorgeous mane, try korean next.

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old pic of me n my dad lol
>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8okFt4bGg
Piano makes notes in my chest <3

What are you doing?
Just got back to my house, about to shred it up before I have to leave again for a dinner party

>>23640592
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQgVe32yDw
fuq yiss, ever heard this remix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFlJSlcsxWk

>>23640498 (personal fave)
>>23640451
>>23640429
>>23640419
>>23640775
>I wish I had a room with this aesthetic.
Same to all of these, lighting makes such a difference. Well lit rooms have such a pleasant feel.

>>23640767
>Suck, I am a speed demon, but traffic kills me.
Traffic is insta broner kill. People wild out on the road around here too, a lot of handicap retired people live in my area. They either go full speed or barely at all. Also tired of these of all these fukboi redkneeks suped/jacked up loud as fuq trucks. It's like damn bro, should I let you smash my ass before or after you peel out for the 50 fucking time in front of my house cause I'm wet af

>>23640438
>can't afford to

Addicts always find a way

>>23640906
Old people shouldn't drive, as well as women.
It would be tolerable if it wasn't the whole damned day.
I thought driving in NYC was the worst, until I drove in Mexico lel.

>>23640539
I still have the option of seducing a rich husbandu
But what fun is Rococo life
>>23640775
If I hurt my stomach again I cant usethe excuse of excess energy drinks habit
>>23640775
>>23640775
I cna't balance byt not totally out of for I havent had much like last time.

>>23640917
hopefully by next motnh.>>23640563
>>23640563
Is it still there.

>>23640944
Yes

>>23640805
Moderation.
You can let yourself lose some control once in a while.
Don't beat yourself up over it just enjoy that beer bath.
>>23640906
>Remix
I have not but I love it.
Cheers turtle anon.

>>23640948
the fuk link me I cant see.

>>23640944
It would be of no benefit to me and my aesthetically pleasing dream room designs.

Don't drink then.

Did you finish drinking?

>>23640958
I think not, you haven't done what we agreed, and it looks like you won't.

>>23640960
I still would I'm sincere
I stopped even I didn't want to.

>>23640966
Do what ? pls I cant remember shit atm.

>>23640977
Would what

Why then

>>23640957
>I have not but I love it.
glad to hear it c:
>Cheers turtle anon.
Ayye
So how bad is your sleep schedule messed up?
>>23640940
>Old people shouldn't drive
For real tho, is hazard.
>It would be tolerable if it wasn't the whole damned day.
>agreeing intensifies*
I have to drive all day for jeb ;-;
>until I drove in Mexico lel.
Shite, I only rode in a shuttle service and that was intense enough for me. Had this aggressive driver who was chill when he wasn't driving but would switch as soon as he did. Said bro a lot and sped like crazy lel

What kind of car you hab?

>>23640986
Would design your room
Stomach shit how many times need I say.

>>23640977
Read then.
>>23640998
Taxi ples.
My cousins drive even crazier than me, there's the lights and signs but no one gives a shit.
I got Mustang lel.

>>23641003
It's going to be fun, I'm just going to summon the room all materialised using my imagination.

I'm not very focused.

>>23641009
My head hurts like fuk Wil tomorrow.
>>23641012
Ill ask you about tomorrow
Me niether

Night fags.

>>23641009
>>>
Get like me. I can't drive because I've failed my driving exam over a dozen times.

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>>23641029
Sleep tight fag.

>>23641009
>there's the lights and signs but no one gives a shit.
kek so tru
Guy would straight roll through everything. Never braked only skkrtt.
>I got Mustang lel
sexie
Like classic mustang, early 2000's, or newish mustang model? My fran has bright red 2004 stang that he fully submerged in a ditch filled with water after it flooded around here. Still works but he has no power steering and it sounds like death when he turns. He also got dumped and broke new ifone 6 in same day, was not good lel.

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>>23641029
Pathetic.
>>23641036
I passed everything on the first try...
>>23641039
Early 2000's, it's funny cuz it's my first car when I finally had money to buy my own car and because my ex used to live in the city so I was "niqa I gotta pick up my bish in style yo". Also I generally like the Mustangs, I want to but a newer model, hopefully soon.
Those friends we don't use our things kek.
Mine used to have the catalytic converter busted, but I got it fixed. It still needs work but I didn't really plan on having it that long. I'm suprised it's lasted me so long.
>my beaut

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Claiming my id for later even tho its going to change cause I'm playing my jap gundam game rn

>>23640592
Hey you can learn a lot if you hang out with shitty people all the time, and live in a ghetto city.


>>23641060
Eeek can't tell if thats the GT model or just the V6, its not really surprising its still going you see alot of people still driving in them their still very popular cars (idk why) and parts are not hard to get a hold of.
How many miles are on it, and no leaks? Could never get into the fourth generation the interiors always rubbed me the wrong way unfortunately. Always been a fox body fag, cause muh hatchback and SVO

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A bunch of birds live in my chimney now, guess that's k
>
>>23641029
nite mg

>>23641060
Damn nice job of keeping it looking fresh. Can'
t even tell it's 10+ years old.
>my ex used to live in the city so I was "niqa I gotta pick up my bish in style yo"
Wish I had bae to pick me up in sexi car ;c
>I want to but a newer model, hopefully soon.
do eet, new models look cool
>Those friends we don't use our things kek.
Mos def, he has broken everything I have ever lent to him. It's to the point now I know I;m not getting back whatever I lend over
>Mine used to have the catalytic converter busted, but I got it fixed
Noice, I bet that wasn't fun for a bit.

I gotta split for a bit tho
will return l8r
peace niqah

>>23641143
V6 :/, I wanted the GT but this was what I can find time and with the budget I had. I ended up borrowing money kek.
Idk either, for me though I just fell smitten with it a few years back when I went in my boss's son's Mustang. That and the fact that all typical spics drove Honda Civics.
It's running fine, just some wire problems and might need to change to oil soon.
>fox body
Kek
What's the green container btw?

>>23641192
"nice job"
Ye hehe...
The bird poop on it lel.
>Wish I had bae to pick me up in sexi car ;c
Me 2 :'( I'm free tonight btw...
It made a fuckton of noise, and they were gonna charge me a fuckton to replace it so I went to city and mah homie just made hokes in it and welded what was cracked lmao.
I wish I could but one but I have shit coming up and I can't really spend the little bit I have saved.
:'( y evr1 leaf

>>23641222
Holes**
Buy**
Shieeet

>>23640998
3 more days to go. Hopefully doing work will ware me out.
It's good man. It's real good.
My first day is a full one too woo.

Enough bout me whining though, we should collab sometime.
>>23641143
>shitty people
Hey I got shitty people here too! :'(
>Ghetto
How's brooklyn now days?

>>23641198
Ahhh damn that's a shame but it doesn't look like its been molested or anything. Must have been in some damn good condition since you went in the red for it.
I've only driven the v6 too and I've been driven around in a couple but idk I guess I'm just not a fan of the styling and gauges. And shit I live in solcal and you'll see the same kind of fags in stangs and rice rockets, kinda
the reason I not the biggest fan.

Hey third gen stangs are the goat, how can you not dig one of the best handling mustangs of the early gens?
Oh just a capsule of some weed I smoked all of it tho, now I'm dry :/


>>23641240
Lol I never been to brooklyn is. I can tell how los angles is right now.

....pro tip

Don't go to south los angles

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

One of the best short stories I have lately read. Read it in entirety, it's very good.

Hello friends, ejaculators and philosophers.

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XUKNSqS3C8

Getting doped of worshiping my lord jeusis.

>Film
Bastoy?

K. I'm out xoxo.

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>>23642223
forgot pic :O

>>23640906
Nice, looks aus.
>>23640156
You look like you've been slaying vampires :)
>>23640336
Better than homemade orange stuff you go blind from.
>>23640592
hello
>>23640787
hi
>>23641143
defining gravity

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Saw these Finch's at a funeral home today, was kind of bummer tbqh.

>>23641222
sweet trips
>The bird poop on it lel.
Just noticed this kek
>I'm free tonight btw...
I'm gonna have my self a real good time, I feel alyfe
>homie just made hokes in it and welded what was cracked lmao.
Dat quick fix
>but I have shit coming up and I can't really spend the little bit I have saved.
What are you saving up for if you don't mind me asking?

> :'( y evr1 leaf
am back now c:

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>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIwTthBqScE

>>23641740
One of the best stories from Haunted, craving some Calamari now. "Exodus" was another one that stuck for a while after reading.

>>23641240
>we should collab sometime.
I'm always down for collabs mang, lets.

>>23642244
Ha its easy man, all you have to do is "just au tchrain abody anda souil."

Thats what my master taught me

>>23642254
Those finches behind that glass are just a metaphor man could be a good lesson.

Even the most vibrate and cheerful members of society can be welted down and trap by death grips. -from who tha fuck knows

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Have you guys actually met anyone from /soc/ (either romantic or platonic) or any other boards?

How was your meetup and would you do it again?

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>>23642244
It did the job? well kind of
How are you.

>>23641143
Ayy Drawanon, how you been.

>>23641060
You're being so mean to me ;-;

>>23641037
How are you today.

>>23642366
Either kys properly or accept it and move on.

>>23643266
Ohhh my god I can't believe you remember my face!
I've been doing alright over here and the weather is finally going back to normal so I'm happy. How have you been doing later? other than dealing with all that wack school yard drama.

And seriously why is every pic you take sooo darn cute, alway love seeing them tbqh

>>23643305
Why wouldn't I remember, I have a good memory tho
That is good to hear, what have you been doing these days, I'm alright I guess nothing new tho just trying to get the semester over with
Thank you I try, really hard actually.

>>23643348
Well I've been told sometimes I have a forgetful face. But I got to agree you do have good memory
I got an eye appointment coming up so i can finally get ride of my old pair of glasses and get my license renewed (since I'm label with corrective lens on drivers license) Idk why the did that. But other than that I was drawing folks
in a draw thread this weekend. And did some gardening for my gmom. Thats about it other than hanging out.

Yeah I feel you life hasn't brought up anything to interesting this year, hopefully summer changes that.

>>23641629
It was pretty good, just catalytic as I said before. Red greater than black.
Ah I see, it is kinda common now here too, but I prefer to have that than the aforementioned Civics.
>solcal
I wanna go there, heard there so many beaners kek.
The good ol' Marie y Juana eh ;)
>>23642254
And the world, is turning inside out, ye.
I'm gonna be visiting the fatherland this summer.
>>23643266
Leave

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>>23643348
And fuck you seem like you have a way easier time making cute picture you might have to tell me your trade secert.

Here's a not so cute pic of me and my smelly black pug.

>>23643455
You live with her or do you visit
I have a lot to decide and think through the summer
Nice pug.

>>23643465
Ok.

>>23643492
Bai.
Pikachu can stay tho.

>>23643492
Yeah I'm living with her for right now which is kinda a bummer but she 76 now and occasionally needs some help with day to day stuff. Not like sponge baths or anything wild lol
And that sounds like its gonna be kinda stressful for you this summer :/ Are you transferring schools or just trying to find something to take during summer?

And she's alright but she's just being an asshole and begging for my food rn

>>23643513
Ayyyy whats the problem my friend we can all be nice to eachother.....right? Don't be so mean to my soc friend/crush

>>23643533
But I haven't said a single mean thing.
Even if I did what's the problem.
Too bad I was liking you.
Arschenholer

So tired of waking up sick at three a.m.
>>23643266
hey mg nice dubs
>>23642296
>Those finches behind that glass are just a metaphor man could be a good lesson.
Good point, I'm looking at it the wrong way.
>Even the most vibrate and cheerful members of society can be welted down and trap by death grips. -some finch

>>23643465
>And the world, is turning inside out, ye.
Floating around in ecstacy
>fatherland
Yo be careful you don't turn into amerifat after all that mejican food. Stay skinny bae ples <3
I'll be thick one c;

>>23643553
Don't.
That's no problem since my pop's not Mexican lel xD

>>23643549
Yo yo man I was just joshing ya, I just wanted to join in the banter for minute.
And shit there goes all my karma now :/

Srry anon

>>23643553
I might have to write that one down really quick. But hell anon you can learn the most deepest life lesson from just looking at the most simpliest things.
Like just stare at a bum one day and you see just how many times he took a dump without whipping or something like that.

>>23643513
Fuck off jelly faggit.

>>23643533
Do you have any siblings that could help, nonetheless it's nice of you to do so
I graduate so gotta think about the aftermath

Don't worry about her she's just jealous.

>>23643553
And you missed
Sup turtle guy.

>>23643583
I am not Josh tho?
You can join, eventually everyone here will get shited on.
Am sawwy 2 :'(
>>23643594
I have the same pikachu you fucking retart, what would I be jelly of

>>23643603
Proof it.

>>23643607
Ok, lemme go axe my sisters where they left it, when they wake up in another 4 hours.
I have another whole fricking hour before I leave. So did you read, I assume not.

>>23643622
Sike I'm not a Mexican trying to be edgy.

>>23643632
You forgot the comma, someone's med xD

>>23643594
Yeah its all two of my siblings older bro and baby sister right now and my mom kinda sucks. We're bunking in together after my parents finally slit up. And for what ever reason I turned into the house handyman and cook now :/
But its the house I grew up in so it the least I can do, thank ya
Are you still think about moving to the city to find that job n city architecture could be your best bet right there. but yeah thats gonna be the toughest part right there.

>>23643607
This^


>>23643603
I'm just gonna get warmed up before the roasting begins i guess, can't wait to get called nigger or some thing more creative

>>23643583
>I might have to write that one down really quick.
Just be sure to cite it was a Finch, we've already taken everything else from them.

>>23643557
>That's no problem since my pop's not Mexican lel xD
Oh shite, I was thinking Motherland. Sorry bb ;(
Where is Fatherland?

>>23643561
Hey ausanon, looking good nice pic.
How long have you been going to the gym?

>>23643594
>Sup turtle guy.
Aye, nothing new. What you up to?
>And you missed
missed out on the blessing of trips, I'm losing faith.

>>23643639
That sounds tiring tbqh, how old is baby sister
Idk really, but I'm probably staying where I am for the first year or so.

>>23643637
I replied to the Barney link tart
I'm so med.

>>23643639
I will proof when I get home! If I remember lel.
Ikr, I would be more inclined to post my face if this was an actual roast thread. It's too early though.
>>23643644
Descendant of the conquistadores.
How everyone knows me mum is beaner? 0.o
>>23643652
Proof it.
Show me your med face

>>23643652
Yeah its been getting pretty tiring lately, doesn't help that we four are using the same bathroom. But ohhh shes 17 now I think still going to high school she's still pretty quiet and is kind of a weeb but still my sis lol.
And you know thats probably a better idea you could just try picking up an unrelated summer job or something get some experience under your belt and or skirt

>>23643644
I think Dr Finch Garalet would really appreciative the quoting hes renowned for his famous "finchering"

>>23643664
Yo, Do it I already did twice and I'm still fine...for now. I hope you remember cause I'll probably forget by tomorrow

>>23643644
Checked, you redeemed yourself
Staying at my friend's house to work on project
It's 12:20 pm and nothing accomplished yet.

>>23643664
Not mad enough to show you my face
Wtf my first post itt.

>>23643679
Kek, no sawwy, the stalker is here. I forgot already, what was I suppose to do?
>>23643682
Shure.
Link me ples

>>23643687
Tart
>>23640336

>>23643691
I agree, she is a tart.

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>>23643687
What? Whats the deal with the excuses man, just do it


And its almost 3am here probably gonna head to sleep or just lay in bed and keep following the shitpost sense it pretty damn fun

>>23643709
I like being faceless, and there's really no reason for me to do so.
I've been up since 3 a.m kek, you might as well stay. The foreigners will be here soon.

>>23643679
Yeah that's the plan
I applied for a teaching assistant job, and I'm applying for a gallery
I'm basically applying wherever I can so I can achieve at least one.

>>23643696
I will roast if you post.

>>23643733
Have you applied to brothel?
You don't roast gud, and I want post from.

>>23643664
>inclined to post my face if this was an actual roast thread
I like reading roast about my bush brows, jfmu
>How everyone knows me mum is beaner? 0.o
I am bolice now, haff files for doxxing Lol
>>23643679
>finchering
Great work, a little preachy at times but ultimately Dr. Finch Garalet gets the point across.
>>23643682
>Checked, you redeemed yourself
Was a test of faith, close call almost became nihilist.
>Staying at my friend's house to work on project
>It's 12:20 pm and nothing accomplished yet.
I always ended up slacking with friends till last possible day. So many rushed cringe video projects that somehow passed kek
What's the project about?

>>23643742
Yeas in NY we're colleagues now hun
Ok I give up.

>>23643750
Same old grad project about reconstruction of Gaza.

>>23643644
Thanks, I went today which is where I took the pic but I have been busy otherwise.

How have you been, delivery driver anon?

>>23643733
Ayyy see that's the perfect way of doing it, well at least how most people do it in amerialand. Someone will sooner or later going to call you back.
Think I'd pray for that gallery job sounds a little better than a teachers assistant. But then again I'd what grade you'd be assisting. But fuck I pray to the nine divines its not anything close to six grade, cause I don't want your hair to fall out lol

>>23643722
Meh its just fun to throw your face around every once in a while. And I'm not even the best looking person in a line up. Don't be scared
And shit your roasting pretty hard like if you were a foreigner rn

>>23643750
Thanks senpai didn't want it to be too strong

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>>23643750
She is citizen, I swear hehe
>>23643758
:)
No will at all.
>>23643762
I do post from time to time, I ended up being Judas lel.
It's just her and she a big boi, she can take it.

Fine I'll humour you fegs. My sins of the past have caught up, I await thine roasts.

>>23643767
Hashtag bare face
Y you no eye liner today fat cheek Snish.

>>23643762
I just realized I used the word "achieve" kek
It sounds funny
Assistant at my university, I would literally do nothing but tell people that their models suck.

>>23643782
#au naturale
I ran out :/
See you bad at this :(

I learned that the term "call girl" for a prostitute was invented in my city (melbourne) because we were the first place in the world to allow booking of sex by phone. Stay classy.

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>>23642244
Fug, you gave me nostalgia.
>>23642282
I haven't read the rest of them.
>>23643266
>>23643266
Define 'How'
Define 'are'
Define 'you'
Define 'today'
Define '.'

I'm counting my days until summer and using all my might not to fall for depressive thinking, rather successfully I think..

How's hangover, you drunk?

>>23643767
Ayyy see that wasnt so hard, but shit man what do you put in your hair? Looks so real almost looks like horse hair lol
And at least you don't look like Eddie Murphy's Norbet man be happy about that.

>>23643782
I was kinda wondering what that word was doing doing in there lol, just thought that was just in your vocabulary jajaja.
Think the only ppl you use that word are the ones brown noising for something juciy or just shilling something
And shit scratch that shit on the gallery that uni job sounds like the bees knees. Not only are you not doing anything you also get to pass judgement on eveiebody. I'd say just keep applying over there.

>>23643802
I put my bf's jizzum.
>Norbet
Lmao, I like that film. Afro needs to be bigger bb ;)

>>23643758
>Same old grad project about reconstruction of Gaza.
Is this a semester long project? That's one thing I don't miss about college is all the projects
>>23643762
>Thanks senpai didn't want it to be too strong
It's a good intro to finchology.
>>23643760
>Thanks, I went today which is where I took the pic
Noice, get riped and bost results.
>busy otherwise.
What with?
I've been alright man, keep waking up super early in the morning with my stomach fuqqed up. It's been like this everyday for about a week now but ho well.

>>23643767
Needed this, would ride dat sexi inch worm stache c;
Nice mane of hair tho fr, no homo. Very shiny

>>23643799
>coming in strung with dubs
>I haven't read the rest of them.
Would reccommend, "Guts" is probably the memorable out of all the stories tho

>>23643818
I'd ride you too bb.
I was gonna go for the Hitler stache, but I don't sprekken the Nazi.
The only "good" part, I cut it.

>>23643797
We lot from Melbourne are all class.

>>23643813
Yeah that shit was one of my many nicknames from junior high to highschool. Might have to buy some more raccoon jizz for my hair.
And shit I didn't pick my hair today if I did it probably be doubled the size, hell might just post my fro tomorrow now.

>>23643818
I still need to finish my certificate in finchology, having trouble with the understandings of the finch theory

>>23643841
So progressive yes?
Cool to see another melbourne bro in the thread.

>>23643847
Oh :(
I've only had the one the Isreali calls me and corrupted for no reason.
Why tomorrow?
Mine isn't that long, in both regards...
It looks like it cuz I was laying down.

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>>23643835
>I'd ride you too bb.
The ride never ends <3
>>23643847
>I still need to finish my certificate in finchology
Your student loans must be abysmal

>>23643862
Muh I had a whole bunch from all races at school, think it was some Mexican pretty boys you started calling me Norbet since one of my friends was one of em, that shit stuck like glue
I could try picking it out rn but will probably take a good 20 minutes but if you really really want to see I guess I can give it a go.
Yeah yours looks like it was going all over the place

>>23643850
Femanon bro yes.
Melbourne people are the best peoples

>>23643872
Lol its just a certificate shouldn't cost ya more than tree-finchy a course of two barrels of bird feed.

>>23643890
ayyyy are you in the kik group

>>23643872
It does after 2 hours ;)
>>23643885
Same here, fucking beaners though amirite.
Idk how that works, I wanna get an afro now just for funsies lol.
>20 minutes
Ain't nobody got time for that.
I was trying to go super saiyan :(

>>23643911
Muh I lived here all my damn life you just got to get over it, and besides theres shitty mexican ppl and real shitty ones like with every race.
You could always go out and get a perm but you'd need to find a decent salon.
Annnnd shit I'm just gonna half arse it with my hair rn now cause this shit is killing me picking with dry hair.

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>>23643911
Well here's the half finished product, but I'm just gonna fall asleep in a few and won't be surprised if I have a mullet in the morning.

Think you got to train in 400x gravity to achieve the super sayian form

>>23643933
>>23643955
>real shitty ones like with every race
Tr00
Aww so qt
Dunt hurt youreself bb ;*

>>23643973
Think almost any race has a group of their people who will more than likely not be missed.

And ahhhh thank you but it's a little to late already scraped my scalp a ton of times
But ty for the compliments

Prob my last post for tonight sense i kept failing a sleep, while I was typing

>>23644002
Of course.
Mam with scar unf.
Ugh I hate when that happens, night friend.

All alone. Naturally :'(

>>23644050
Hai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q1ABdmVTW8

>>23643799
>Checked

>/Ascent/
>JUST
>Meme
>Cycle
>/Post

Not really, physically fine today.

>>23643789
I'm just glad you didn't fuck up your hair senpai
Aren't beaners roasted from birth?

>>23643802
I did but it is uncertain, also depends on vacancies.

>>23644129
Haaay <3
I can ride bike with no seat btw ;)
>>23644197
I cut it off already, lrn2read
I said roast me not yourself as well wtf.

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>>23644231
Wat that's not a recent photo ?

>>23644259
No, that was few days ago...

>>23644231
>Haaay <3
<33
>I can ride bike with no seat btw ;)
Same ;)
I'm thinking 2 seater bike but no seats, we can hab nice bike ride through the park.

What are you up to?

>>23644321
When and where?
Waiting to be roasted/working, what about you?

>>23644391
>When and where?
Central Park and for your birfday

>Waiting to be roasted/working, what about you?
Would roast but can't cause u /socc/ crush <3

I'm about to go to this fancy dinner party with the pham, got on a tie and everything.

What is your job? Forgib ples if you already told

>>23641629
:o
Why?
>>23642244
Wasssssssssssssssssssssssssup.
>>23642282
...How collab do?
>>23642366
Here is a detailed guide of what to do
>Start live stream
>Do what you're told, but don't an hero.
>Wear a pengu omesie
>Mission complete

>>23644267
Everyone writes like you now.

>>23644538
My birfday passed already :/
>Central Park
Right in the feels :(
Kek again?
I am professional succ-er
>>23644554
Holy fuck you're so r00d :'(
Y doe

>>23644581
You axing me, ax them why.

>>23644583
But you're yelling me like you know why.

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>tfw might move to UK this August
>mfw I'm a genius
>mfw going to publish my first masterpiece in UK
>mfw it's all going according to plan
>mfw my uncle is fully supportive of my plans
>mfw my cousin might go with me
>mfw my other cousin already lives in UK and can get me a job almost anytime
>mfw going to complete my formal education there
Only thing that could delay me is some kind of accident. Other than that I am unstoppable. Manifest destiny. I am become the hand of my own fate. Now if only time ran faster. Conclusion to my exodus in this God forsaken shithole is nearing towards the end. All of my suffering, sense of abandonment and lack of meaning are entirely justified by me getting out of here. For the first time in long time I experience triumph and success, as in, I finally know emotion other than depression and feel as completely awaken from a slumber, absolutely lucid and without any delusions.

>To become what one is.

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>2016
>there are people who think that conscious drives the will instead of it being in inverse order
>there are people who don't know that 'Character is fate' yet
>not knowing that consciousness merely accomplies the actions instead of directing them
>not realising you're more than your 'thoughts'
>not realising thoughts and emotions are merely a reflection of much more complex battle of wills happening in (You) RIGHT NOW
>still believing in free will
>still falling for the determinism meme
>not realising that much of the rationality is based on lack of rationality i.e. irrationally, that is, rationality has irrational foundations and further you go back the more questions arise and the more the whole affair assumes murkiness
>not realising that whatever I have realised is the product of me becoming what one is
>still thinking my shitposting game can be outdone

Yuh kno nothin. Not know thyself, will thyself.

t. Mustache man

>2016
>not covering yourself in cowshit to cure yourself of disease

t. ze crying philosopher

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Seriously though, I'm pretty satisfied with my options in life. I'm very glad I am not completely stuck. Hopefully everyone here achieves what they truly want and see their aspirations fulfilled. After all, despite how banal it might sound, you do live only for once, sort of, so why even contend yourself with less than the full scope of your plans, ambitions and goals? The truth to be told, whomever tells that this line of thinking tones down when faced with real life has simply given up already. If anything, exposure to risk, life and difficulties of living have only clarified my goals. To whom am I even writing this? I suppose to everyone and no one. Whomever has an ear and want to reply will read and reply. Whomever doesn't won't, I guess.

Test 1 2 check

>>23644756
Nigger.

>>23644747
>cute things
To yourself primarily, no.

>>23644674
Oppa-san stay based <3

>>23644781
I'm not sure what do you mean.

>>23644786
>Explaining myself
A thread dedicated to cute things >>you're post
You say you're writing to everyone and no one, yourself in first place.

>>23644798
You're making about as much sense as an electrical train producing exhaust gasses.

>>23644807
Nothing of fatal significance, hardly any
Just me replying to the post with what autism at my disposal.

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>>23644781
Sandnigger
>>23644783
For u bb, ready to cause trouble finally?

>>23644814
You use big words.

>>23644822
Is this not where I can "trial and error", with little to no damage
I usually refrain from doing so, for I fear appearing as pretentious, but I've been thinking and it came to my attention that what has accompanying/perpetuating my current shit state is a fear of making mistakes.

>>23644817
My keyboard is ready.

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Cute things?
oh hai

>>23644858
Your a mistake xD
Can I go first?
>>23644866
Haaaaaayyyy :)

>>23644876
That wasn't for you, but since you'll do it anyway, please do.

>>23644890
Idc, I am free to say whatever I want, am I not.
If only my camera worked. Nvm you start, ladies first.

>>23644901
I'm a grill ?
Where would you like to start.

>>23644906
What's the difference ugh.
However you want, what you want I provide.

>>23644581
>My birfday passed already :/
:/ happy late birfday, I'll save the date for next time.
>Right in the feels :(
Sorry :(
>Kek again?
Ye, it's alright. Not too big on fancy tbqh but occasional is nice.
>I am professional succ-er
O bby c;
>>23644622
>>23644747
Well said as always.Good to hear everything is working out for you. I've enjoyed reading your past post and these were no exception.
>Hopefully everyone here achieves what they truly want and see their aspirations fulfilled.
This was nice anun, can say the same to you.

>>23644909
Tart
Ask in vocaroo.

I've got a lot of stuff to do over this weekend and I'm really not looking forward to it

I just want to sleep and I don't have time to do that anymore, what do I do

>>23644911
I don't celebrate birthdays anyways lol.
It's alright, just dumb memories.
;)
I joke am dum plumber.
>>23644919
No u.
I still haven't found out how to do it in this phone ok hold on.

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>>23644207
Hmmm I wonder if position might open up after everyone graduates. Ill just be praying for you over here, I really hope something comes up for ya. You already had to put up with that drama don't think you need anymore tbqh

>>23644050
Well my scalp is still in tact so I think everything worked out lol. And my fro is still in looking froie so I think I'm OK lol


And just woke up from being ded, would not recommend.
What's going on with evebody today?

>>23644858
If you see yourself as much. Must be quite an experience to live in fear. ( (^: )
Then again, why, I'm not going to condemn you for using words. Find the appropriate use for them and that's it. Don't fear doing something, it's probably the worst feeling there is. It prevents you from doing anything, and in the end, not doing anything is still action, or at least reaction to something.
>>23644866
Hello.
>>23644911
My only issue is with the way the time flows, it would be much more comforting if it was June already.

>>23644919
>>23644926
K I had to use this instead :/
https://clyp.it/wbye1unm
>>23644960
U r gorgeous bb, dunt let anyone tell you otherwise.
Ugh I hate waking up ded.
Almost time to go home finally.

>>23644967
Writing the previous post made me so fucking uncomfortable for some reason
Tbqh I too, sometimes, do not understand what you write or rather the attitude the words suppose to represent
Anyway, I would ask how are you, but I already did and I got a disinterested vibe from you.

>>23644960
I would explain but it's complicated for I'm applying for the same department that caused me this much drama
Let's just leave it at the "Drama" also makes the decision in that matter.

>>23644926
I'm waiting.

>>23645033
D00d r u srs?
>>23645020

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>>23645033
You should know that reason. U know uself t. Sogrates
I thrive on somewhat ambitious words and confusing phrases, though I make perfect sense to myself.
Well I am mostly anxious about things and mildly comfy. Why aren't you comfy yet? It's current year, duh.

>>23645050
>ambitious
Meant to say ambiguous. Ambitious might fit as well.

>>23645020
Ahhhhh thanks senpai, I'll remember that I rarely get compliments so I'll definitely keep that to heart.
And muh I'm just glad I didn't wake up with crusty eyes or anything

>>23645033
Lol if you want to talk about it I'm all ears, I'm not doing anything important other than fermenting in my bed.
But will that drama be affecting your work pace or anything or is it just all eye rolling and loud signing. Maybe it isn't all that worth it in the long run

>>23645066
I don't either, I figure it'd be nice for a small change today anyways.
>crusty eyes
Bruh, it's like your own body doesn't want to wake up.

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>>23645066
It is not worth discussing since so rational decision will be made, when shit comes down to it the department will choose based on personal preference(Money,Daddy's connections..etc.) so I have little faith in that plan, and thinking about it ruins my already at rock bottom mood.

>>23645050
>Palindrome

Thinking about anything related to myself is making me feel sick
There was a time when I thought better of myself, and I realize nobody would like to listen to shit like this so I will stop it after this post

I assume it is probably the knowledge? gap, es pat nezinu tbqh
2016?

>>23645046
>>23645020
"You want it" I ddn't catch the second part
But qt voice Snish.

>>23645111
"What do you want, mwah"
>But qt voice
Wat?¿? Am confucius...

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>>23645111
>rational decision
Reason, seriousness, mastery over the emotions, the whole murky affair which goes by the name of thought, all the privileges and showpieces of man: what a high price has been paid for them! How much blood and horror is at the bottom of all 'good things'!
Couldn't resist posting this again.

You don't seem all that bad. You're probably over thinking yourself.

Pls don't staph.

Knowledge, what a worthless thing it is at times. I know nothing that you wouldn't know if we speak in general sense.

Yes, silly.

>>23645128
Don't b
Sing properly pls.

>>23645140
You're acting really weird rn...
Can't atm, when I get home in like 20 mins.
Also "properly"

>>23645101
Well shit I think everyone in here needs a compliment then, can really turn your day around.
And yeah sometimes it's just my bod telling me to stay in bed, but I've woken up from pink eye before from my asshole dogs sleeping on my pillow. Worst way to start your day

>>23645111
And yoooo you basically just described everything I need to know now. Didn't know it worked like that over there, that shit sucks flaccid cock. So the only way to get anything good in that school if from your daddy's achievements and dong and dong amount.
Sounds like some Harvard bollucks right there

And those finger glove hand things looks like they'd leave your hands smelling like dirt car tires

>>23645173
I guess, not much for it myself since I don't much about appearance.
My friend's dog used to do that to me when I was over his house. It wasn't link eye, just some allergic reaction cuz I just showered and it would go away.

>>23645195
>>23645173
not so much for it myself since I don't really care much*
Ugh

>>23645111
Checked
Meant to say "No rational decision"

>>23645137
I feel like I need to print it and hand it over to people at the department tomorrow

I couldn't find the proper word to describe, but what I meant is that I do not believe I'm "intelligently inferior", it might turn out I am but relatively speaking, yet I have left myself idle for quite some time in addition to lack of feeding, that has lead me to this state
I believe if I am lax with myself in this matter, with the lack of will I'm experiencing, I might end up like those who dwell on a pretty moment of the past despite the shit they descended to.

>>23645152
As in not a weeping dying pigeon.

>>23643897
No sir I am not.

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>>23640132
I'm procrastinating on my responsibilities. I'm also kinda hungry. I also think I might be going to a festival this weekend but I'm not sure I want to go because I've so much shit to do.

>>23645195
>>23645204
Even the smallest little comment about someones looks can put a smile on their face, mostly just use to giving out compliments since its the name of the game here on soc.
And at least it was just allergies so that dog is OK in my book. Just thinking about mine rubbing their assholes on my pillow kinda wants to make me punch them in the noise even tho that was years ago

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>>23645216
Do you see yourself as leaving this state at all?

DESIGNATED INTELLECTUALLY INFERIOR SHITPOSTING ZONES

You experience will. Even if it isn't a positive one, a will to passivity, it is still one. I don't think you lack drive in itself, after all, you do feel some contempt against your current self.

>>23645173
Exactly, even tho I've no doubt I'm the most qualified out of all those who applied for it from my academic year.

>>23645216
Oh hehe.
Properly as in, I don't sing gud.
>inb4 I was talking all that good shit last thread
>>23645229
I wonder about that.
It was a golden lab mix with something else. Wonder if it's still alive kek.

>>23645234
Hmmm is there anything you can do other marrying a Saudi prince or being a pro athlete or some shit that could make you stand out?
But fuck why does your reputation effect you education, that's not how it works :/
Now I know why your applying all over the place.

>>23645241
Jesus a lab mix, even if it isn't full breed their sill pretty big, sounds like be just took up the entire bed.
But they usually live decently long lives you should ask your friend about his dog.

>>23645233
Maybe es pat nezinu (I'm probably going to be using this for a while)

Kek I think I'm going for the second half of yesterday's.

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A lot of relatable feels ITT rn
>mfw I can never think of the right words for these anons </3
>>23644926
>I don't celebrate birthdays anyways lol.
Aye I don't either anymore t bh. I do enjoy throwing small fiesta for friends tho
>It's alright, just dumb memories
I want to ask but I don't want to stir up feels :c
>I joke am dum plumber
Plumbers do well down here, rack in those phat staxs.
>>23644967
>it would be much more comforting if it was June already.
It would, that would mean it would be that much closer to next year. The year hopefully I'll get to move out of this town

>>23645350
Tu pat nezini. :-D Nezinīte.

Are you sure you should? You said your head felt like hell yesterday.

Anyways, I'm going to eat some canned fish.
>>23645362
Still though, I remember just how recently it was the start of the April. Now it's halfway through, closer to May than March. I just need to hold on a bit longer. Some things around here are quite annoying, but I'm not going to let anything of that sort bother me to too much.

Why next year?

>>23645373
I forgot the phrase for I don't care in Latvian, but Idc at least now I feel like laughing and crying, it's funny feeling but I prefer it to the previous one

Pls no elbows on table while you're at it :-D

>>23645241
You probably do, I tried before do it pls.

>>23645257
For this particular lot, probably not
I would not prefer this life , I need this job only for so long anyway.

>>23645308
He did get, phat.
>>23645362
I never celebrated since the beginning. Mom's side of the family weird, dad's side typical though.
Ex feels nothing special.
If you know your shit and have a license and are in a union yeah. I should do that now that I think about it, go to school a bit, get license then get paid to do nothing and order people around. Kinda do that now lel.
>>23645448
Tried what.
K hold on
Nervous af btw x(

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>>23645448
Man vienalga. There is another way to express this sentiment, but that's in Russian, and it's also rude, it goes as this: "Mne pohui".

Alright, I mean, you probably could relax a bit.

>no elbows on table
You remembered what I said. :-D That's very nice of you.
Pic related.

>>23645448
Yo seriously you might just need to stay there for half a year instead of a solid year. Just seems like that school just pulls people down until their stuck working there for life.
Anything else you might be interested in doing for work even if it's unrelated to your edumacation.

>>23645497
Lol a phat retriever is a happy retriever in most cases lol

>>23645497
I sang in horrible way on vocaroo
Dpnt b bb.

>>23645514
Man vienalga :-D

I remember everything, especially what you say
I'm relatively drunk rn since bottle is kill.

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>>23645548
This is somewhat flattering considering you're, if not from the other side of the planet, quite far away from me and the best representation of me are merely these posts, yet you remember. Fug, I hope you haven't memorised all of my shidbosts as well. :-DD

You really finished it fast fug

>>23645518
I am stupid, he got phat. I went to his house last week and didn't even see or ask about doge. Ain't I a stinker.
>>23645548
When?
K what I sing tho the instant I try my throat shuts closed.
Y u do dis

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>>23645518
I can do graphic design and related shit
I prefer art related more than architectural related despite reputation her that I'm philistine.

>>23645563
Only if you consider that a subject such as my self is worth of flattering over when remembers oneself's posts
I do btw
Is drunk forgive.

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>>23645601
>being this self depreciatory
Pls. :-D
Which mode of my shitposting is best? I'll need your academic opinion.

>that picture
Did you get your camera drunk as well?

>>23645373
>Still though, I remember just how recently it was the start of the April. Now it's halfway through,
April has been going by fairly fast. Let's hope this carries over into the next few months.
>I just need to hold on a bit longer. Some things around here are quite annoying, but I'm not going to let anything of that sort bother me to too much.
I need to think more like this, keep letting petty/small/insignificant things seep in and get to my core. Puts me in a bit of a strange/downing mood that gets more harder to pull oneself out of as it stacks on. It feels slightly comforting to be a little more self-aware when this starts to happen lately though. Stops me from getting into self-pity/poor me mode, which only makes me fall into a unhealthy level of self-loathing. Still fall prey sometimes

>Why next year?
Unfortunately I didn't manage my money as well as I should've this past year. Most of the money I had saved up for moving went to the Taxman. So now I'm back to saving up again, but this time I plan to do it more responsibly. My biggest challenge is myself right now, not the situation I'm in tbqh

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>>23645601
So much to correct
I wont please my head hurts
>>23645575
Dude anything
But in all sincerity your voice is qt.

>>23645611
Fuk you are being too exploiting of my current state
I will tho state that I like when you act all smart and combine philosophical shit with our humble common words
espat nezinu what you call it tho, you'll probably find too many smart faults in that
Fuck I feel liek throwing up

What if fucking is
Tho I look soooo much better than real am atm.

>>23645601
Hey well you might as well try graphic design, getting paid to use your creative talents has to be the most rewarding feeling. I'd rather make a living off my art than working outside even tho I do enjoy it. I need to get certified in Photoshop already been using it for to long not too.

And lol how did you get that reputation your on a US(Japanese) website talking to a whole slew of folks, that's kind of the opposite of being a philistine

And as cute as a baby kawala in the morning sun

>>23645575
Don't feel bad anon ive done that shit with my friends, think one of them had knee surgery and I completely forgot to ask how that shit went, felt shitty smoking with him afterwards

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>>23645497
>I never celebrated since the beginning. Mom's side of the family weird,
My family flips out for birfdays, to the point where it's a turn off. They have like a whole process for the parties they follow mostly to a point, it gives it a forced/unnatural feel sometimes.

>Ex feels nothing special.
dem ex files, I gotch'u

>get license then get paid to do nothing and order people around
>Kinda do that now lel.
You should, get that pay raise and new Mustang.

>>23645664
True

Well they are the cooler folks, what would I know
Especially those who mastered this artifact \
Thanks but honestly seriously speaking too all you guys , why do you think I fucking use this excess amount of lighting Im being honest I'm x20 shittier than what photos present.

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fagoots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6TRzzfZjlU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCV1cwxGyBY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-JfFPtuDsA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXypXRxv7ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA0GFPoj5Do

>>23645711
Gingyyyyy <3
How you been!

>>23645637
You ignore me now tho :'(
This came out horrible but I want to give a good laugh kek, idk I'm not feeling it today and I sound so scurred :/ i cheated tho I used muzak for false confidence
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FFUEiSBWNQ
Your turn
>>23645664
I don't that much, just that I am forgetting shit a lot.
>>23645680
Idk, it's just a day like any other.
U r my ex :(
That would be a good incentive, to bad I will run out of time kek.

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>>23645622
Time is really strange like that. Never is it just right.

I know as much that even my thoughts about small annoyances are a reaction, even if I don't act upon them in a particular way, that is, even the thought 'I don't care' starts saying that I do if I repeat it enough times. Best thing, as far as I'm aware, is to acknowledge that I do care, but as to how do I act out upon those things is a different thing, if I do at all. Lucid ignorance is my attitude.

Well, try sticking to a consistent spending. I know it can be hard to save up sometimes.

>>23645637
>me
>exploitative
I'm merely an innocent boi.
I'd call that way of posting as 'Talking about things I haven't got a clue'. That's what it really is.
Don't throw up pls. It gets better.

Your hair is all fucked up, but I don't mind it at all.
Also, who was the back in mirror? WHO THE GIRL IN MIRROR BEHIND U? WHO WAS BACK? :-D

>>23645695
Muh who tha fuck knows I never did care or listen to what the cool cats said in school even if they were my friends.
And just remember cool kids are only around in school no one cares when your out in the world.

Yeah I figure that but hell man you look waaayy more photogenic than any pic I take even with the flash on my phone I got like one good side of my face that's good for photos seriously.

And master 4chan just made me more open to the most vile shit, and dicks. Guess that's why I can clean a dirty ass bathroom with no problem.

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>>23645711
>this nigga posts in this bread
mfw witnessed gingerniggar and dubs

>>23645726
I will not throw up, just not yet
I like it nonetheless

My hair is not the only thing, why would you mind, you have no reason no physical reason
Kek that's actually my friend working on laptop next to me kek.

>>23645724
You sound like shy grill
I will tomorrow when I'm alone and not with heavy headache
I don't ignore you i swear but internet is shite here.

>>23645796
I told you, not gonna give more excuses.
I mean in general :'(

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>>23645796
>throwing up
Silly you.
>like it
>I like pleb shite
Nah, I'm memeing you, but seriously, thanks.

Well I have metaphysical reasons then.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU HAVE FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE

IS SHE AWARE OF SIKIRIT KLUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF

NORMIES GET OUT

LEAVE STACY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23645762
I know mang they're retartet but I like listening to what they got to say
I'm not make up atm but I do use it too most of the time, I look shite without mascara.

>>23645768
Nice hair pham.

>>23645821
>2016
>metaphysics
Kek am I doing this shite right

FUCK YOU
my fucking project partner
You think I can pass shite while sitting my ass on 4chian

>STACY
what is the first rule about stacies

>>23645819
I dont I swear Im just not home these coupple of days
Pls snish.

>>23645833
The excuses was about my voice.
I don't think you understood what I meant anyways.
I'll smell ya l8er then, I gotta do something.

>>23645847
Have fun use protection.

>>23645822
>this is considered nice hair in Palestine
>>23645833
No, you're just being a retartet pleb now.

Is she aware of us? You best not tell her about us or I won't ever talk to your normalfaggot.

You should know, Stacy.

>>23645822
Yeah I have to agree with that, heard a lot of good stories and what not. But weirdly enough most of the popular kids were also in the accelerated classes (idk why they were the cool cats) so sometimes it was just about how they were driving in their mustang sense they were mostly rich. I was a dirty skater back then :/
Muh and you look fine with out any in your pics but as you said there a buttload of lighting going on. But idk if ive seen you with makeup on before.

>>23645724
You just got to make some daily reminder about that type of stuff

>>23645821
Damn dude did you actually take that much time out of your life to post this?

>>23645220
Well if you wanna join the Victorian kik group message me at daftest.punk and I will add you in

>>23645887
>Us
Implying you guys are worth mentioning to a real human bean :-D
Fuck you I'm being so nice as to directly compliment yo hair

Keep calling me Stacy, pls.

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>>23645724
>Idk, it's just a day like any other.
you ain't lying bout that

>U r my ex :(
this made me sed :c


>>23645726
>Time is really strange like that. Never is it just right.
Truth to this, so much.

>Best thing, as far as I'm aware, is to acknowledge that I do care, but as to how do I act out upon those things is a different thing, if I do at all.
Exactly, I couldn't have said it better.

I must admit It's frustrating sometimes I can't work these thoughts into comprehensible structured sentences. Am slightly envious at your ability to do so, quite well might I add.


>I know it can be hard to save up sometimes.
Yes, it has been. I've gotten into the habit of buying things I really don't need for a type of temporary relief, mainly alcohol/drugs/vidya/etc.
Makes me tolerate my problems instead of trying to fix them, which is the opposite of what I really need to do.

>>23645711
Looking good mah G, long time no see

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>>23645894
Yes.
A radical Marxist professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known egalitarian
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most accomplished philosopher the world has ever known, even greater than Friedrich Nietzsche!”
At this moment, a brave, aristocratic, life affirming Übermensch champion who had overcome 1500 nihilisms and understood the necessity of strife and fully supported all anti-egalitarian decisions made by fellow aristocrats of soul stood up and held up a copy of 'Genealogy of Morals'.
"What is good?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite resentfully and smugly replied "You can't determine that!"
“Wrong. It’s been over 100 years since Nietzsche wrote this. What is good? All that increase the sense of power.What is bad? All that stems from weakness. "
The professor slavishly shook, and dropped his chalk and copy of Das Kapital. He stormed out of the room crying those communist tears, same tears Stalin cried when he bombed his own positions to invade Finland.
The students applauded and all dropped their resentment that day and accepted Homeric Greeks as their mentors and saviors from Christianity and their secular derivatives. An eagle named "Will to Power” flew into the room and perched atop the highest peak and shed a tear for his love of humanity. The 'Thus Spoke Zarathustra' was read several times, and Nietzsche himself showed up and enacted a theatre performance of a famous Shakespearian tragedy.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died from a bout of nihilism and was forced to endure his pathetic life over and over again because the eternal recurrence is real.

>>23645894
>implying that the internet would require anything more than a persona

No shame in being whatever you were unless you were a jew.

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Came home to this today. They actually spend money on this, typed it out, licked the envelope, putting a fucking stamp on it. Honestly, upper middle class people are the absolute worst.

(Just to clarify: those are not our trashcans, but our neighbors who we share green space with.)

>>23645900
Oh, now you're saying I'm not worth mentioning to anyone. ;_;

>directly
That's a strange way to phrase that. I don't really like it that much, it looks bit retarded tbqh, but thanks.

Why, Stacy?
>>23645905
What I said could use some styling to lend some flow and structure, but other than that, it isn't that hard to crudely form these things into something comprehensible. If you are aware of those things, you will come to think of them sooner or later.

My weakness is probably buying food that's a bit overpriced. I just like eating good things, even if they cost a bit.
>>23645931
>I hate successful people
t. lower middle class

Anyways, just clarify the fact that they aren't yours instead of getting all pissy about it on 4chins. Or, even better, time for /mischief/.

>>23645926
Jajajaja and I thank God errday and all day that I was just born as a nignog. I probably come off way nicer than I do irl. Usually am pretty grumpy and frown alot. But folks over here don't want to talk to an angry looking n.

And if you still have that headache you could always throw a warm wash cloth up on your forehead use to do that, when I use to get them all the time.

>>23645916
...

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>>23645961
das rite pham

das rite

>>23645947
Hey now, I am middle-middle class haha

I guess I am mostly upset bc I am super anal about bringing the trashcans in. And I wish I could speak with this person, but unfortunately they did not provide a return address -- or just come speak to me like an adult. My trashcans have my house numbers on them (like the HOA dictates) and my neighbors' do not.

The only thing I can really do, without eating my own words and leaving my own passive aggressive note at the post box, is talk to my neighbors about leaving them out.

>>23645931
What tha fuck man!! I feel you anon I hate neighbors like that. Had to deal with that when I lived on the edge of the country club(low lower middle class for a few years then just low class)
Had someone make a report about my friends dad's car that was sitting out and they reported on our duck. But was listed "please remove the two geases from your yard".
What are they going to kick you out if you don't take em out on time.

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>>23645947
>it isn't that hard to crudely form these things into something comprehensible.
It becomes difficult for me when I overthink every sentence about 20+ times, usually why it takes so long to respond.
>If you are aware of those things, you will come to think of them sooner or later.
I see what you're saying. I forget having patience can be key sometimes.
>My weakness is probably buying food that's a bit overpriced. I just like eating good things, even if they cost a bit.
Same here, I need to chill on the constant eating out and pricey groceries.

>>23645916
>Übermensch champion who had overcome 1500 nihilisms
>Fuqqin kek
top tier

>>23645849
He is sti free.
>>23645894
Or get a secretary.
>>23645905
>fue sin querer queriendo
:(

Fucking glass is heavy af

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>>23645982
>tfw live in Baltics
>everyone is either scandi tier autistic and too reserved to bother anyone about something like that or just don't give a bloody damn about trashcans because Easter European shithole

In your position I'd pay no notice to that note unless you get a note from someone in particular or until someone speaks with you directory. For all I know, it could be kids fucking around with notes. If they persist, call police because of harassment. Assuming you're from freedom land.

>>23646009
Just write out a shit sentence, then edit it. Sooner will I grow out wings and fly to Mars than I will write out perfect sentences in one go.

I really like my butter good. Also spices, I tend to buy overpriced spice mixes. And small bags of highly overpriced candy and sweets.

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>>23645953
If I'm given the choice I wouldn't talk to half people I talk to for purely academic reasons which aren't much
Honestly man people aren't worth half the shite they cause
I'm too lazy to do anything, and better a headache than actually thinking straight about shite.

>>23645947
Would you like to be mentioned, Imean I think she figured I'm online with someone at least, since I'm always typing shit

Relatively directly, knew you were gonna say something smart
Not all of Palestinians are this open minded tho :-D
I'd figured you'd want to stop, nvm then.

Honestly I don't feel like posting the true, worst version of me yet, so another light infected photo.

>>23646010
Are you tho.

>>23646062
Probably, I am losing weight thanks to the cancer tho lol

>>23646076
My voodoo kanker or anover kanker.

>>23646087
Obviously not voodoo, I cut all it off

>>23646090
Don't do dis, don't lie.

>>23646097
You said I am liar.
And why shouldn't I

>>23646108
Cause no one likes a lying Snish.

>>23646112
:/
How long have you've been stalking me

>>23646117
Around the 18th of august, so approx eight months.

>>23646126
Shieet.
Seems like 8 months is the maximum kek.

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>>23646049
>>23646049
No pls she cant see my true form

Stop what :-DDD you're a bigot doh

Here is my true form. Truth to be told, I am a direct descendant of Genghis Khan, I'm 100% Mongolian Turkic Fenno Ugric steppe prince and I am sick and tired of these white piggus. One day I hope to install a new Turkic dinasty in Middle East. I'm completely Mongoloid and this is my face when white piggus try to start shit. ( I think I tore some of my facial muscles by trying to pull that expression off. I look like I had a seizure, quite rightly so )

You don't look that bad. My true form is worse.

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>>23646010
>>fue sin querer queriendo
Me gustó esta frase

I should've gave this show a shot


>Fucking glass is heavy af
fuq yes it is, big window panes are so awkward to move.

>>23646035
>Just write out a shit sentence, then edit it.
Giving this a go

>I really like my butter good.
Had a relative-in-law who would take bites out of sticks of butter like a ice cream sandwich. Makes me queasy thinking about it.
>Also spices, I tend to buy overpriced spice mixes. And small bags of highly overpriced candy and sweets.
Are these all from local businesses owners? I feel like homemade sweets/candies have a certain charm over name brand candies. No local business around here sadly, just big corporate.

>>23646140
It's from the show.
Go ahead lol
Yeah those too, I had to bring the glass sliding bathroom doors to my house a moment ago.

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>>23646049
This right here is the god damn truth right here. Wish I was mean enough to tell people to just tell them to fuck off but my work ethic won't let me now. Some folks just have to run their mouth about their "trouble" lives.
And fuck mang that's deep got to totally got to agree with that. Sometime I'd rather just not think to much about shit. Not a big fan of being a think-tank

And my friend showed up out of blue as usually so I'm gotta go and head out and do dumb folk shit. If I can I'll try to reply if I can I'd might change

>>23646140
Just be very self aware as to why you prefer to choose certain words while deleting others, that is, pay attention to your writing process.

Oh I'm not that insane, though butter in itself does taste good.

Some local generic stores. Normally just Haribo gummy bears, halva, various chocolate bars, chocolate in general, cookies, especially ones with fat layer of chocolate to them, various pastries, eclairs and cream puffs for example, also overpriced Latvian icecream made from real cream to name a few.

>>23646136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MALFbTmvhH0

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>>23646133
Maximum for what ;-;
Stahp with the riddles.

>>23646136
Calling me Sally, I'm bigoted ?
You haven't seen the true peasant arab bigot in me yet
I take pride in my savage self and detest all yo etiquettes

>tearing muscles while posing
So alpha male I can't even hold my sides together
I haven't revealed it tho, probably won't.
No teşekkür, no kebab needed

How do I overcome texting anxiety and stop overthinking?

>>23646175
Keep someone interested.
Probably good thing tho

>>23646177
Don't think, just do.

>>23646187
Why do you say that, don't give the fucking "you know/...etc."
For once, elaborate.

>>23646189
I wouldn't ask if I was capable of "just doing". It's almost involuntary, my mind just won't stop generating stupid scenarios.

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>>23646174
I approve of this. You can see the joy in my eyes.

>>23646175
Stacy, you moron.
Show me your Arab side. I should've known that not even the small European Crusader genetical influence in your haploshits couldn't civilise you.
I will fite you irl if you detest my etiquettes

Are you having your retartet laugh again?
You must reveal your tru self ;_;
Can I at least pretend to be a Jannisary?

I sincerely believe I have some Mongolian blood, ffs, my cheekbones are shit compared to my grandma and her ancestors. They didn't look Asian, but they had these large cheekbones. I'm pretty sure I'm almost Asian, or at least Finnic Mongol

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>>23646150
>I had to bring the glass sliding bathroom doors to my house a moment ago.
Those be heavy too. One of our glass doors fell out of the slider for the shower door a few weeks ago. No one's fixed it yet so we just take showers with one door kek
No crepes sneaking up on this britch.

>>23646164
>Just be very self aware as to why you prefer to choose certain words while deleting others
Expansion of my vocabulary is something I could use to cope. I use a lot of the same words in my sentences repetitively.

>Haribo gummy bears
great brand
>halva
First time hearing of this, it looks kind of strange. Won't knock it till I try it tho
>various chocolate bars, chocolate in general, cookies, especially ones with fat layer of chocolate to them
yiss to all these, I like peanut butter mixed in chocolate as well.
>also overpriced Latvian icecream made from real cream to name a few.
>real cream
Sounds delicious af

>>23646162
Man you look same as earlier
I'm not gonna say something retarded like looks don't matter, cause one obviously does not see readable personalities with feet
However, when it matters I think looks would cease to be primary
I hope I don't sound too superficial.

>>23646204
I told you I feel ignore. Don't really want to sound like a foggot but there's no way around it. Just that, I don't wanna whine, you just seem not into it.
>>23646207
Don't text then.
>>23646214
I gotta put that in tomorrow I think, and I'm gonna be up all night fuck

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>>23646230
>I gotta put that in tomorrow I think
fun fun
>and I'm gonna be up all night fuck
Shite, that blows bae. Why up all night?

>>23646214
I sometimes read a book, especially if it is philosophically themed, and 'borros' a phrase and sometimes use it excessively. Though I sometimes adopt genuinely expressive words for my vocabulary.

Halva is strange lel.

You've never had genuine cream ice cream? I don't think you can even sell it as ice cream here then, I think it's ice cream product if it's not from cream then, or at least we have that for most of dairy products. For example sour cream that isn't really all cream can't be sold as 'sour cream', it has to be labeled 'sour cream product'. There is a world of difference between 'sour cream' and the so called 'product' in terms of fat content and taste.

>>23646245
Niqas gotta eat.
Cuz I have a shit sleep schedule, and I am going out later.

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>>23646210
Then fight me

I'm not even laughing anymore, and the dizziness is fading, all I'm left with is a headache

Be whatever you want bb, still won't welcome pseudo turks into our homes

>Current year
>Looking for reasons not to be white

Here fine, I can't leave the room atm to find a lighting that would accurate show my tired face, or skin flaws that accompany stressful nights and sleeplessness, but it's not the wannabe kawaii photo at least.

>>23646230
I don't want to sound like a faggot either but I'm sorry if I did Ish ;-;
I did mean whatever I did, pls forgive.

>>23646282
It's k.
Gotta go now, don't know why.

Smell ya fegs l8er

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>>23646282
go to sleep, arab swine

>>23646309
Bai Ish
You'll be missed :-D

>>23646322
Wtf my friend comes now just as I leave ^

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>>23646282
With fists?

So you aren't entertained anymore?

You only say so because you think you are a strong independent Palestinian that need no strong Turkic dynasty.

>implying I'm white
Fuck off tbqh. Blue eyes were a mistake.
t. clueless Tengri worshiper

I actually like how tired you look, especially those black circles around your eyes. You seem to go between looking too serious or kawaii, so why not adopt kawaii serious look? Seriously enough you don't really look bad. Little bit less stress, some healthy changes, like not drinking meme grandma wine from Moldova and good sleeps will sort out whatever is bothering you and you can acquire qt certificate, as issued by shitposting comitee of /SOC/ ™ Not that my shitposting opinion matters. :^-D

>>23646309
Noite.
>>23646313
Fellow Jude? Pic related.