Assume thread

>>23602362
well

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>>23601762
you saw your receding hairline and said ''fuck it'', and shaved your head. Has a kid. Doesn't see him. Out of a hookup. The mother milks you.
>>23602362
major in economics, erectile dysfunction *hugs*

>>23602384
You give amazing blowjobs for a decent price

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>>23602395
on a lot of meds
>>23602384
comes from money
>>23602362
soc meme
>>23601762
somehow blank, dunno. does sports for the looks

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>>23602721
Loves going on hikes/ adventures.
>>23602395
Has a collection of cloudy crystals, like a normal functioning human bean.
>>23601762
Likes to race/ gotta go fast

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>>23601762
likes to sniff buttcracks
>>23602384
2.jpg is you naked
>>23602721
into bbw
>>23602818
a virgin

>>23602373
Mods?

>>23602818
likes sports but also indoor activities

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>>23601762
wannabe model
>>23602384
never skips leg day
>>23602395
smokes crack
>>23602721
drinks cheap beer

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>>23601762
Says "bro" a lot

>>23602384
Has a well paying job, upper middle class.

>>23602395
Talks to yourself

>>23602721
Drives an enviornmentally friendly car

>>23602818
Owns a console

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>>23602818 -> Listens to electro

>>23602721 Makes lots of jokes

>>23602395 Your sense of fashion is great

>>23602362 You like vidya

>>23603726 Listens to Punk

>>23603733 Loves cinema

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Jesus Christ I look like I'm 18

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sup

>>23603832
>>23603840
you dont read the rules

>>23603899

I cant read

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>>23603733
Your best friend is older than you

>>23601762
nice guy. probably really smart too and is studying something to do with engineering.
>>23602362
chad but with a sort of strange personality on the side that would be off-putting to girls on most guys but works on you
>>23602384
literally every generic pinterest girl personality
>>23602395
heroin junkie
>>23602721
a guy who works at a warehouse
>>23602818
a guy who listens to a lot of hip hop who is still in the closet even though most people know
>>23602827
enjoys any ripe fruit
>>23603726
probably chill but i'd be too intimated to approach. one of those "i only hang out with guys cause they're less drama XD" type sluts
>>23603733
not sure what gender but someone who knows how to play classical paino
>>23603788
ugly and dumb but fun to be around despite his ACDC shirts that only children should be wearing
>>23603832
boring guy who took a career in computer science. never talks in class and doesn't display much emotion.
>>23603840
another chad
>>23603922
reads lots of fiction novels

not posting my pic cause im ugly lmao

>>23603943
im actually super easy to approach. and i hang around mostly guys but for a different reason...

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forgot to post assumptions because idiot
also straightened pic. came out really blurry for some reason

>>23603726 #
is a vegan
>>23603733 #
enjoys Marilyn Manson
>>23603840
posts a lot of selfies like this on fb/ig

>>23603950
> i hang around mostly guys but for a different reason

for cocks, i would assume. my assessment was right then.

>>23603960
>92x124

wew lad pull yourself together

>>23603970
im not going to lie i REALLY enjoy sucking cock, im addicted.

>>23603986
lmao at least you can take banter along with the endless cocks

>>23603993
true

>>23604015
k

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>>23601762
Like to run your right index finger through your chin...groove?

>>23602362
Brandon 2.0

>>23602384
Socialite

>>23602395
Contrarian

>>23602721
Is yet to embrace the balding

>>23602818
Insecure?

>>23603726
Mainstream punk

>>23603733
Once knew happiness

>>23603788
Knows stairway

>>23603840
Really likes his hands

>>23603922
Secret cat burglar

>>23603960
Afraid of bees

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>>23603733
English major.
>>23603922
Has a tumblr.
>>23604066
Favorite activities are drinking beer and shooting guns.

>>23601762
left handed
slightly boring but cares about people
>>23602384
sham-pagg-ne
>>23602395
go team edward
>>23602827
lives in france or belgium
>>23603726
shy irl
>>23603922
not a virgin anymore

>>23604229
clearly didnt read through the previous assumptions haha. im not shy at all.

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>>23603922
Odd mix of confidence and insecurity

>>23603840
Try's to act like they are laid back but really are a neat freak and tightly wound

>>23603733
Over opinionated on things

>>23602721
Sets impossible standards for any kind of relationships in your life

>>23604175
u r on soundcloud but dont tell most people

>>23604247
U not wrong
Scorpio? Doesn't wear a lot of makeup often

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>>23604175
outsider
>>23604066
canadian
>>23603840
player
>>23603788
autistic humor
>>23603726
sadgirl

>>23604261
Nope and yup.