How does one make friends at college? Serious question.

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>>23601102
join a club
or find a group of people sitting at a table
if they aren't studying,
but look like they are having a good time,
ask what's so funny, or what they're doing
if the topic interests you
ask if you can join, and introduce yourself


even better if you bring a piece offering
if you are a girl wear a tight shirt, and dance your pectorals [pic related]
if you are a guy maybe bring doughnuts,

to a celiac support group
or McDonald Hamburgers to to a Vegan club
a chainsaw or axe for the tree huggers
chinese food to the cat lovers
your pet dog to a furry meeting
a 20 Kg bag of sugar for the diabetics.
Reeses cups, or oysters to the allergy group

>>23601102
Walk around campus, if you see a group of people smoking, join them. If you don't smoke, just do it temporarily. It's a great way to socialize. You see people playing with a Frisbee? They also like drinking heavily, as you walk by wave your arms and they'll throw it to you. Or if tailgating, walk around with beer, offer people beer if they'll shotgun them with you. They'll think you're the coolest thing since beer. Don't be afraid to talk to people in class about class shit, especially in the beginning of the semester, talk a little and see if they blaze or want to get fucking plastered sometime. In college, getting drunk means your cool because you're enabling fun.

If you live where it rains often, carry an umbrella. Or if it's raining, fucking buy one and walk around aimlessly until you see girls stranded or running to class, offer to walk them, joke about stuff and meeting new people and how much you love tailgating with friends, if she's kinda new, you seem like a great way to start her college experience. Don't ask het out unless she's literally hanging off you. Just get her number and next time there's a game, tailgating or something fun goung on, text her and remind her you're that dude, and you want to meet and drink. Fuck even if she isn't into you, the guys she's hanging with will want to shotgun beers with you because you're cool af and just want to party. You can easily slide into any friend group any of these ways. Fuck clubs, fuck the library, those people are lame. Even if you're fat as shit they'll want you to be their drinking tank.

>>23601222
tl:dr make sure you do the cool drugs

>>23601222
for the umbrella make sure it's a golf umbrella.
any other umbrella is too small