Roast me please

>>23567208
in my country we have an expression that say : C'est une crevette, tout est bon sauf la tête.
Wich mean : that's a shrimp, everything's good except the head.

That's what you are, a shrimp.

>>23567208
I think im too big for you

The only thing you handle better than blowjobs is bulimia

>>23567208
You're kinda cute in my tastes but you look like you have a dumb voice and laugh

Your face is like a 17year old nerd's face, just with long hair

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Here you go OP. A bit of a strange request I must say, but to each their own.

Your head is too big, your face is both fat and sharp. Your tits look fake.

>>23567208
You look like a normal, average teen girl who has just found this site. You don't need to do the attention seeking bullshit, just grab a cock and you have what you want.

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>>23567208
reeee normie

>>23567327
Fuck...

OP, you're a butter face looking retarded cave man born in the wrong body