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Making a new assume thread
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Rates incoming when there's other posters
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>>23564980
Is a monster on any pc game.
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>>23564984
Likes to play LoL or DotA, listens to heavy metal and old rock
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>>23564980
like computers, u have a strong urge to having the top new things. U are a calm person most of the time.
>>23564984
U are a geek, and u have adhd or add
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>>23564984
most likely on the spectrum, asperger. Never liked school, addicted to minecraft
>>23565108
jealous of your attractive friends
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>>23565116
i dont have any girlfriends :P
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>>23565074
>if not a troll
acts childish, rarely goes out, Hot pockets are your favourite food besides quattro formaggio pizza, rarely showers
>>23565108
has a nice altish voice, doesn't speak too much, mostly listens to others and keeps her thoughts to herself, introvert, would love to have a bf, but insecure and thinks she's not worthy of one
>like computers, have a strong urge to having the top new things
that time has passed, I got other priorities in life, but yeah, I like tech. and cars
>>23565116
you're a snob, thinks waaay to highly of himself, when he's average at best, likes to boast. feeling very insecure deep inside himself, but will laugh and avoid the topic if ever confronted with that fact
nah
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>>23565116
You work in marketing
>>23565108
You hate pop music
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>>23564980
Fairly intellectual, has dealt with anger issues.
>>23564984
Perpetually aloof
>>23565074
Likes Cheetos and Mountain Dew
>>23565108
Creative, can sometimes be called cold, has built up a strong defensive wall
>>23565116
Bro tier brodude
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>>23564980
Talks about Nietzsche while fixing my car
>>23564984
Plays bass
>>23565074
Voice still cracks
>>23565108
You hate that you like Starbucks
>>23565116
You're trying to sell me something
>>23565173
I feel like you did something fucked up when you were really young and it haunts you forever.
>>23565187
You sketch.
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>>23565200
>I feel like you did something fucked up when you were really young and it haunts you forever.
Who are you and how do you know this?
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>>23565173
You look like u have a deep secret, also i do hate popmusic
>>23565187
U look like a warm, kindhearted person, but u have temper when u need it. Also, im not coldhearted at al, so that one is wrong, the rest is kinda right tho
>>23565200
I think u like to play cardgames. Also, i dont even have starbucks in my country and couldnt care less about specifics shops
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>>23565211
I didn't mean cold hearted, I meant cold as in you can have your walls up, can appear standoffish but usually this is due to self preservation. I am often called cold by people who don't know me very well because of these same reasons.
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>>23565215
yeah, i got your point better now, and i can tell you have right :)
>>23565154
Oh u hit everything right, good work man
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>>23565173
really wants to tell his dirty secret to everyone
>>23565187
you outed yourself so I now need to think really hard about the assumption... hmmm.. you love Depecje mode and Rome, loves to paint with oil colours, in a happy, healthy relationship with a guy that is totally different from you
yeah... I did have some anger issues. mainly due to my own shitty choices in life and then being aggrivated from them
>>23565200
I get a bass player in a trash metal band vibe from you, loves tacos and Corona, without lemon
and no, I don't talk about Nietzche while fixing cars, I talk about cars then
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>>23565327
I'm not really a fan of Depeche Mode, Rome is alright? I haven't really thought about it. I don't pain. I am in a happy relationship with someone very different from me though
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>>23564980
Works in tech
>>23564984
Cant sleep :^)
>>23565074
Lives with parents
>>23565173
Youre currently looking for a new apartment
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>>23565173
You stalk girls on social media
>>23565187
You love One direction
>>23565200
You ching people's chong
>>23565366
Cat person, doesn't like hurting people
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>>23565074
>plays video games.
no but in all seriousness you probably don't have too many friends, like 1 or 2 really good friends who you can talk bs with, laugh and >play video games. a fun dude.
>>23565200
works as a cashier at some shitty gas station
>>23565366
is super nice and likes to get rammed in the ass. not judging or anything.
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>>23564980
Has a solid job
>>23564984
regularly goes to sleep after 4am
>>23565074
very proud of his facial hair
>>23565108
very good sense of humour
>>23565116
owns multiple pairs of trousers that came with chains attached to the belt buckles
>>23565173
loves Arianna Grande
>>23565187
has a frequently used sketchbook, but it's just a hobby
>>23565200
know at least 5 magic tricks
>>23565366
owns a parrot
>>23565388
drinks a lot of "coffee" (warm milk and sugar)
>>23565392
LOVES Topman
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>>23565388
STOP PHOTOSHOOPING HER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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>>23565426
I'm not photoshopped. Is this a meme or something?
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>>23565461
That's really you? Oh...
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>>23565388
lol no.
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>>23564980
Very strong personalty and quite inelegant the type of guy you either love or hate
>>23564984
Given up on life just getting by atm
>>23565074
Very sweet but very odd has some irrational ideals and opinions do to life circumstances
>>23565108
All sorts of fucked up avoid as much as possible
>>23565116
Normal "boring" guy is fun to be around but generally not that interesting
>>23565173
Good looking guy with lots of self doubt probably has more going for him then he knows
>>23565187
Bitchy but fun
>>23565200
Spends to much time in his own head given up on the world
>>23565366
Honestly idk I wouldn't trust you though because I can't get a read on you probably irrational
>>23565388
Not her has some serious mental damage should seek help but never will doomed to die in a fire of your own creation
>>23565392
Good character very interesting and fun to hang out with
>>23565420
Major douche I'm probably wrong but that's my prejudice
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>>23565665
How did you guess!!
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>>23565690
Style facial expressions and dominant but passionless eyes
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>>23565703
I was joking. I'm a nice guy really.
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>>23565721
Lol I know but I'm sure you really where curious about my assumption and I feel you man that's why I questioned my own opinion you're the type of guy I'd want to get to know because I wouldn't want to irrational assume that you're a douche
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>>23565754
Still pretty passionless but don't worry about it to much this is just one anons opinion
My advice would be to smile more but only genuinely
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>>23564980
uses Mac to develop open source
>>23565116
default character in the sims
>>23565173
looks like a friend to a youtube star
>>23565187
Most of your friends are guys
>>23565200
Plays WOW, nothing wrong with that just sayin'
>>23565366
cutest guy ever
>>23565388
Your fingernails tells me you have a tumblr
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>>23564980
You do Baseball
>>23564984
You suffer from insomnia
>>23565074
You're sideways IRL
>>23565108
Uses Tumblr
>>23565116
Stereotypical Normie by /r9k/ definition
>>23565173
Chill dude
>>23565187
You do not enjoy Australian Shitposting
>>23565200
Unhappy
>>23565366
Enjoys Austratlian Shitposting :^)
>>23565388
You are Maxium and you steal pics from this gril's tumblr
>>23565392
You enjoy a casual videogame session every now and then
>>23565420
Either chill as fuck or a douche depending on various factors
>>23565665
You enjoy videogames
>>23566464
Maxium
>>23566667
You like running
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>>23566760
HAH no i dont
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>>23566760
Yup but I only play at friends places haven't bought a new game since halo 4
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>>23564980
you're pretty fun and like to go to the pub a fair bit
>>23564984
student overworking themselves
>>23565108
you don't like how uninteresting day to day life is
>>23565187
likes attention but doesn't lie for it
>>23565388
insecure and like soft music
>>23566760
you spend more time at your pc then you would like
I can't find any of my face, this describes me pretty well i guess
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>>23566667
uses XD face in texts
>>23566760
you definitely speak some eastern european language
>>23565665
you play guitar poorly
>>23565392
you run a startup clothing company
>>23565187
you look like you do those adult colouring books or at least tried them
>>23565420
your profile picture is you somewhere at a resort in the caribbean
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>>23568026
Reads very quickly, probably reads a new book every week
>>23566760
Introverted, has a small circle of friends
>>23566667
Attended warped tour often when younger
>>23565665
Doesn't have to shave because he doesn't grow facial hair
>>23565420
Is from brazil
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>>23565173
You listen to top 20 radio hits.
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>>23568117
going for the generic male style of the moment
>>23568026
russian jewish american
>>23566760
would like to have a youtube channel but is too lazy
>>23566667
people think yuo play instruments but you dont
>>23565665
cheeky bastard, but in the end too shy
>>23565420
not as happy with your job as you thought you would be
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>>23564980
has a guitar but doesn't play it
>>23564984
secretly listens to anime techno
>>23565074
is sometimes racist because of deep personal issues
>>23565108
has a cat and has at times, kicked it when it was bad and no one was around. didn't feel bad after bc the cat deserved it. Doesn't have any female friends.
>>23565116
goes to starbucks. Enjoys acoustic music but possibly just secretly. Sometimes puts a finger inside of butt when masturbating.
>>23565173
Self doubt. been thinking about sexuality lately. sometimes has a compulsive need to bite something.
>>23565187
Probably pretty cool. likes to stay semi-natureal but isn't afraid of makeup.
>>23565200
has a deep desire to watch animal porn
>>23565366
super nice and soft on the outside, likes hard dirty kinky sex on the inside.
>>23565392
un-dye your hair.
likes thrift shopping, everyone thinks your gay but you're not. (maybe, idk)
>>23565420
A bartender. You've secretly been having a desire for underaged pics.
>>23565665
very nice and soft on the outside, on the inside is a demon of fire and rage. Throws glass just to feel better when they smash
>>23566464
Talks very deeply. Likes poetry and beer.
>>23566667
hasn't had a haircut since 2008
>>23568026
probably pretty cool. sarcastic and says he ironically enjoys memes/shows/music but actually does like them
>>23568117
your significant other is cheating on u. (w a girl)
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damn thats pretty accurate, except im actually hella cool tho.
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>>23568409
I assume you ignored me
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>>23568409
Animals never deserve to be kicked you Nigger nosed wannabe blonde tranny
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>>23565388
Carefull by nature, but fun in private
>>23565187
Hot headed
>>23565173
Way too obsessed with girls
>>23565116
Salesmanager
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Assume away.
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>>23568680
Nope. kek
>>23568409
Right on the money
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can some1 guess what sucks my cock atm ?
use your imagination
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>>23568773
That 14 year old you kidnapped?
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>>23568310
oops.
gets upset and confrontational when he thinks ppl ignore him. probably doesn't have a gf bc is always assuming she ignored him or is lying to him
>>23568604
calm down there buddy, it was a hypothetical situation in which i wasn't even the one who kicked the cat
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>>23568734
>>23568456
killin it
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>>23569579
haha good one
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Assume me
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>>23570459
you are into big cocks and you want to suck them , but not comfortable about it yet
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Assumptions incoming
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>>23570459
socially awkward
>>23568714
hella into anime, if in school, a part of the "weird" group
>>23568680
your job is something outdoorsy
>>23568409
either works with books or in a cafe
>>23568310
lacks self confidence
>>23568117
has a one night stand once a week
>>23568026
no assumption, but i'd buy you a beer
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>>23568409
what the fuck no i would never hurt a animal wtf
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>>23568409
i will do no such thing, and no. as for the gay part, idk. i have a girlfriend and people really havent said anything to my face about me being gay. wouldnt care if people thought so. i guess im straight though.
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>>23570467
Suprisingly sweet and careing, keeps people at arms length.
>>23570459
Na na na na na batman! Fightin crime, killin time lol, good sense of humor, likes to self deprecate a bit.
>>23568714
Likes to be kind and considerate but people find youba little snobby at times
>>23568680
Gentle and sweet. Loves and wants to be loved. Has high standards
>>23568409
Reads a fair bit. Holds others on a pedastal and expects the same. Has a suprising temper when feels slighted
>>23568310
Quiet and stotic with strangers. Laughs easily and often when chilled.
>>23568117
Little bit of a hipster. Suprisingly introverted.
>>23568026
Sarcastic and caustic. Driven but at times lazy. Bit of a procrastinator
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>>23570869
You kind of look like a dude to be honest.
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>>23570903
Eh. I have heard worse
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>>23570869
Eyes hang low like you've been hitting those doobies, mayne.
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>>23570913
Oh that's awful. Probably have a good personality though!
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>>23570939
Nawww just no sleep.
>>23570967
I like to think so. Im not super stressed. Id rather be ugly and a good person, then pretty and a cunt :)
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>>23570977
>Id rather be ugly and a good person, then pretty and a cunt :)
tl;dr
generic ugly people justification
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>>23570986
Lol k. Be mad brah. :)
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>>23570990
Lol k. Be delusional brah. :)
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is this dead?
>>23570977
can sing well
>>23570872
sometimes does minor criminal tings
>>23570467
music and weed
>>23568773
a dog
>>23568714
very religious
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>>23571805
Bisexual
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>>23568409
Accurate as fuck
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OP here, assuming and bumping
>>23565366
you love playing D&D and LAPRing
>>23565388
you seem so out of place here that I'd just take your hand and tell you to run with me far away from here
>>23565392
you're a fun guy, a prankster. could make a deeply depressed person smile from the heart
>>23565420
has a steady office job, his own apartment, rides a bike
>>23565665
doesnt' take headphones off him from the moment he awakes till the moment he lies down to sleep. a music music addict
>>23566667
emo
>>23566760
great guy, gets friendzoned all the time from being too nice
>>23568026
hipster
>>23568117
great person, confident, happy with your current life
>>23568177
nice lips, i assume they're natural
>>23568310
mr. i'm in every assume thread, great guy. how are you buddy?
>>23568409
reads a lot of fan fic
>>23568680
cool guy to hang out with
>>23570467
still trying to figure out what you want from your life
>>23570869
you're into occult stuff, likes old folk, probably wiccan
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>>23572268
tired....and you bro?
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>>23572787
same here. got a sore throat and fever for the last three days. killed me
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>>23568680
you're popular but low key
>>23568714
you work with spreadsheets but strive for more
>>23568773
this is your permanent expression
>>23570459
immature asshole
>>23570467
chill but uses the computer too much
>>23570869
works in music production or animation
>>23570872
has a shady cousin
>>23568026
attends underground parties, but not always nice to others
>>23566667
spends a lot of time on a laptop outside, hopes to work in synthetic biology
>>23566464
eats all the fries in the bag before they get home from drive through
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>>23566667
emo/kitten/furry
>>23565366
poor sense of direction
>>23565392
bad relationship with father
>>23568117
everyday is skip back/lats day
>>23568310
suffering internally
>>23570977
thinks her hair is her only good feature
>>23573006
doesn't give a single fuck about anything
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>>23573094
assume away
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>>23570459
you really like batman and think of yourself as a nerd but in a positive way, and have a lot of friends
>>23570869
really misses college.
>>23570872
alcoholic and likes rugby or soccer
>>23571805
wants to be more masculine
>>23573006
really quiet in high school but now you do something artsy for a living
>>23573281
hella gay
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>>23574594
Ha yes I am
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>>23574594
is in love with his own eyebrows
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