Post a pic. Comment on what role other anons would play in a

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>>23557323
I'll start

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>>23557327
Hero

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This'll be fun

>>23557327
You look like you'd either be a protagonist or one of the supporting roles. You'd make a great hero.

>>23557341
Total dick in the movie, but it turns out you were just being a dick for the main's best interest.

>>23557348
The wise friend of the female protagonist in a fantasy film

>>23557341
The joker in the SWAT squad who dies heroically in the end.

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>>23557327
one of the harder cut, more experienced members of the team for the good guys
>>23557341
a guy who wants to do good but is circumstanced into doing bad on the regular
>>23557348
classic seductress, for what side, I don't know

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Me at work

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>>23557327
The guy who likes climbing mountains

>>23557341
Protagonist's metrosexual best friend

>>23557327
Either firefighter or army hero.
>>23557348
Sexy witch.

>>23557360
Dispatcher.
>>23557363
Dude. Pic related.
>>23557380
Girl that will become a hitman.

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>>23557348
A witch or a female agent (evil side) who switches to the good guys

>>23557341
Guy with lots of money he earnd through programming ( hacker movie)

>>23557327
Barista (documentation about Starbucks)

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23557327
Lol lumberjack
>>23557341
Chinese communist trying to take over the world
>>23557360
Geek girl always providing info and help to the hero
>>23557380
Tumblr: the person

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>>23557423
i flustered writer
>>23557405
guys whos always have terrible ideas
>>23557363
you'd be the weird emo chick that hates everyone at the beginning of the movie but then bond and becomes more in touch with other and herself
>>23557363
i can imagine you flying down from a helicopter to save the day

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>>23557327
The mad woodsman! Seemingly noble, you harbor a deep secret. Ever since you cut down your pet cherry tree in a freak axe juggling accident, all you can see is red.
You lay waste to all those who dare enter your orchard.
>>23557341
The cowardly guard sent into the forest to investigate the missing persons. You're reluctant to go, but you may prove something to yourself and all those who doubted you along the way. Also, you have a cool sword.
>>23557348
You're locked in a tower, and I'm set to rescue you. The terrain is very ambiguous, being somehow in the forest and by the ocean all at once, but don't worry about that. This is my film. Anyway, I climb your long hair and free you.
Afterwards, we set out to live our lives under the sea.
>>23557360
You're the upstart wizard, very studious and clever. You were out gathering herbs for your alchemy when confronted by the woodsman. Through your cunning, you managed to evade him, but were caught in the end. Never heard from again.
>>23557363
You're a druid living in the forest. You have the power to transform into a singing crab and a guppy fish at will. You've yet to unlock your full potential.
>>23557380
You're the possessed doll, sat in the witch's hut. When the protagonist makes his way into the room, you slowly begin your trek towards him, always remaining still when his eyes lock on you. Creepy m8.
>>23557405
You're the woodsman's deranged best friend. You keep him company and pray each day that he doesn't end you. You've been lucky thus far.
>>23557423
You're one of the many elves that inhabit the forest, spreading cheer in this otherwise bleak setting. Your cookies and songs of merriment bring great joy to those unfortunate enough to get lost in the wood.

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>>23557327
A good guy who helps the protagonist escape some deep shit.

>>23557341
a Neutral-evil villan.

>>23557360
Helicopter Pilot

>>23557363
Pic related 2bh

>>23557405
Drunk guy

>>23557423
Character starts out as an insufferable twat but gets better through the adventure

>>23557482
Protagonist

>>23557490
Villain's henchman

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>>23557327
War vet trying to make a normal life for himself in peacetime. Prone to flashbacks and intense hallucinations.

>>23557341
Hero in a comic book 'b' movie. Gets so far just bluffing his ability to know martial arts. In the end defeats the bad guy through luck more than anything else, but only he knows this.

>>23557348
Blood magic witch in a fantasy film. Sought out by the main adventuring party. You join them although your motives for doing so remain a mystery until three quarters in when you reveal them and are killed.

>>23557360
Drone operator and friend of the first person mentioned in this post. You are a supporting character who clashes with the previously mentioned character in that your killing was all done through a tv screen and at the push of a button, you show no remorse and treat taking a life like a game. In the end is killed in a feud with best friend.

>>23557363
You play Dan Bilzerian in 'Dan Bilzerian: The Movie'

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Aye, let's give it a shot.

>>23557460
Main protagonist who a first looks like he coulnt even lift a katana but then turns out to be a kungfu master of a secret fighting style

>>23557380
Junkie turned hitwoman path of redemption style of movie. In the end you only ever find salvation at the tip of a needle.

>>23557405
Corpse #3

>>23557423
Friend who discovers Corpse #3 and phone the cops, introducing us to:

>>23557460
New detective. First case is responding to the call from the person above. Your young spirit and plucky enthusiasm clash with the grizzled, cynical, old timey partner.

>>23557482
Mid level crime boss in a John Wick like movie. You give him a decent run for his money before receiving a crowbar to the skull.

>>23557490
Corpse #2

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>>23557327
A true hero and a real human bean
>>23557341
Ignatius Loyola
>>23557348
Capeshit, no clue about what character though as I don't keep the track of that stuff.
>>23557360
Librarian. It's not like that bookshelf in background had anything to do with what I said. (^:
>>23557363
You'd play yourself in a movie designed to help R9K called 'JUST bee Yourselfe'
>>23557380
Girl that has lots of spoops happening to her and all that jazz. Basically horror. Is that you though or the imitator that keeps posting your pics lel?
>>23557405
Australian dude in Australian film.
>>23557423
Le artsy troubled artfag in some sort of trashy European film.
>>23557460
Sweet young Jesus part two.
>>23557482
You'd play the typical Irishman or Scot in some sort of mob film and your stereotypical character would appeal to 1/256 Celtic Americans.

>>23557490
The man who was moulded by dark.
>>23557505
No one other than our Lord and Saviour Eliot Rodger

>>23557506
Some bookmaker in some drama film.
>>23557507
>shot
>be American
>get shot

>>23557568
Only the photoshopped pics have been posted. No one posts the original ones though (besides me)

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>>23557327
Viking warrior
>>23557341
computer hacker
>>23557348
evil queen
>>23557405
trigger happy soldier in iraq
>>23557482
good guy in a bad biker gang
>>23557506
guy who makes weapons/gadgets for the hero

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i have erectile dysfunction so nothing sex-related obviously

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>>23557327
Bad ass secondary character everyone loves and survives whole movie
>>23557341
Villian, def villian
>>23557348
Hero witch of a fantasy series
>>23557363
Goofy side character in bro movie
>>23557482
Morally dignified villian of thriller

>>23557568
So yes it's me m8

>>23557585
Andriod helper of sci fy film that turns evil hal style...

>>23557585
stop it maxium

>>23557578
>>23557596
Was just curious because I'm not sure nowadays m9

What are those drawings in the background though?

>>23557568
Evil boss of main character that gets goofed on all the time
>>23557507
Edgy antihero of a suburban superhero movie...

>>23557613
They are drawings

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>>23557647
I can tell as much, but what's the subject matter etc.
>>23557582
Troubled university student.
>>23557585
Sex crazed Chad.
>>23557592
Guy who plays the Serbian mercenary.
>>23557627
>tfw evil

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>>23557405
Ideas guy.
>>23557423
In the distant future will learn not to take pics with a phone mirrored.
>>23557460
Inside guy.
>>23557482
You sort of remind me the guy from "Filth".
>>23557490
Car thief.
>>23557505
Mastermind.
>>23557506
Romantic gateway.
>>23557507
Hecker.
>>23557568
Last Aryan alive.
>>23557582
Journalist.

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>>23557505
I'm only doing this for you because I think I nailed it.
You are at first the greatest asset to the protagonist, but after one fuck up, the protagonist no longer wants you by his side.
You then return as the protagonist's greatest rival.

>>23557592
Boxer.

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These were all pretty lazy. Apologies

>>23557327
U.S Marine in a war movie
>>23557341
Drug dealer in a stoner comedy
>>23557348
Quirky love interest in a romcom
>>23557360
Victorian composer slowing going mad
>>23557380
Ramona Flowers defo
<3
>>23557405
The drunk friend who starts fights but everyone still loves
>>23557423
High School love interest
>>23557460
Papa Franku
>>23557482
Ryan Gosling in Drive
>>23557490
jen snew
>>23557505
Kinda dorky WW2 soldier, but grows as the film progresses
>>23557506
Party animal friend
>>23557507
Russian hitman
>>23557568
Knight
>>23557582
Charming serial killer
>>23557592
Hockey player in a sports movie
>>23557696
Loving friend of the main character who ends up dying at some point in the movie.

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>>23558017
im honoured to be entrusted with such a role, i wont let you down b0ss

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>>23557585
Pure enigma

>>23557592
Evil henchman of some kind, maybe corporate bad guy henchman

>>23557696
Hero's supporting childhood friend character, influential in molding the hero early on

>>23558017
Semi-dopey but spirited supporting good guy

>>23557460
student who does heroin before writing book
>>23557482
the viking who strides around longboat naked under fur robe
>>23557490
hitman
>>23557505
hacker
>>23557506
The big older brother who is slow to anger but rips some guys teeth out when he messes with your family
>>23557507
french heroin dealer
>>23557582
serial killer
>>23557592
tough marine
>>23557696
sensitive writer
>>23558017
artist or artists muse who becomes depressed
>>23558208
woodsman

>>23557656
Devilish

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>>23557647

>>23560419
Bump

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>>23558208
character in a hard boiled crime movie, the bar musician or sth
>>23558017
the emperors son in a Beowulf movie or sth
>>23557696
black magic apprentice
>>23557592
young boxer struggling for success
>>23557582
secondary elven role. what did photoshop do to your face?!

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>>23557327
Captain.
>>23557341
Drug lord's man sent to make a deal that will be interrupted by an hero.
>>23557348
Hit-girl.
>>23557360
Works at star labs.
>>23557363
An hero's friend who helps him/her get necessary gadgets.
>>23557380
Revenge of lolita.
>>23557405
Alien the hands.
>>23557423
Some guy in high school drama series.
>>23557482
Paid evil.
>>23557490
"He threaten my wife and kids"
>>23557505
An hero's friend who turns against him.
>>23557506
The night's watch.
>>23557568
Cyborg with a grudge.

My wife's son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either move out or start paying me rent.

I've decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself to a new toy. Does /cuc.k/ have any ideas on what kind of nice car I can buy for myself? I have about $8k saved up

My wife's son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either move out or start paying me rent

I've decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself to a new toy. Does /cuc.k/ have any ideas on what kind of nice car I can buy for myself? I have about $8k saved up

My wife's son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either move out or start paying me rent.

I've decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself to a new toy. Does /cuc.k/ have any ideas on what kind of nice car I can buy for myself? I have about $8k saved up.

My wifes son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either move out or start paying me rent.

I've decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself to a new toy. Does /cuc.k/ have any ideas on what kind of nice car I can buy for myself? I have about $8k saved up

My wife's son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either move out or start paying me rent.

Ive decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself to a new toy. Does /cuc.k/ have any ideas on what kind of nice car I can buy for myself? I have about $8k saved up

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>>23564589
>>23557460
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>>23557423
>>23557380
u would all murder me