>no austhread AUSTRALIA THREAD 19/m/2118 the centrelink uni

19/m/3437

sick of my boss being a fuckwad, stingy cunt, other than that things are pretty good, cmon cunts get in this thread

What uni you guys at?

Adelaide any1?

M 22 6163

Bored and stoned

Got a cold.
Hanging with cats.
Easter chocolate doesn't go on sale like it used to.
I'm not a robot, why are you being a jerk?

28/F/2640

25, male, drunk

any women in the NSW area (preferably sydney-newcastle), add newaccount222 on wickr

kik is soooo 2015

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sup cunts,
23/femboy/bi/4068
anyone wanna talkl/chill/realtionship or w/e in brissy; hit me up on kik; cutepunklulu

20/m/3038

tfw no slightly autistic memespouting gf

everyone here is a normie

24/m/bris
Why am I posting here I should have better things to do in my life

any sydney girls wanna fuk?

email me

[email protected]

25/F/4700 - Rocky

Just hitting the town.

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>>23544336
also if you're victorian don't 5get to join this chat

>>23544336
why did I tag this dickhead

>>23544072
I also noticed Easter chocolate wasn't on sale. I'm rather pissed DESU.

22/m/5118 another boring night in Adelaide

21/m/2284 looking for weed, been trying to get some all weekend to no avail, can anyone here help?

3216 and I'm so bored over this Easter weekend

>>23544337
giddy goat is where its at!

28 m 4740

my legs got sunburnt badly at work today, so cancelled my dinner plans.

>>23544178
I live in 4014 if Ye wanna have some comes sometime.

18/m/4014, down to hang out , grab some drinks, smash some beugs.

>>23544450

Aloe good buddy.

>>23544371

25% at most, what is that? Although I think Sunday is technically chocolate day, so maybe it'll be more of a sale on Monday... when everything is already gone.

>>23544451
Yeah sure. Send me a message.

>>23544450
Oi are you up from Mackay tonight?

Anyone selling weed in brissy?

20/m/2582
keen to smoke up and waste time in general

>>23544498
oh man, i have a centimeter thick layer on my legs, sooooo gooooood.. a friend told me to keep it in the fridge as well, makes a HUGE difference.

>>23544524
nah im in Mackay sorry.

in all seriousness, how do you even want to go out in rocky?

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>>23544531
How much u need?

>>23544378
I hear you brother

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>>23544558
Also f/33/Brisbane
Bored as fuck

>>23544552

Just remember not to put on aloe if you blister and they break. Hurts so bad.

>>23544570
ty anon. i fucking hate sunburn.

things i hate:

1. Sunburn
2. Vomiting
3. 4chan

>>23544552
Because my life is depressing.

>>23544566
I have some if Ye wanna come sesh,kill some boredom

>>23544558
How much can $40 get me?

>>23544579
Northside or south ?
Age??

>>23544572

Vomiting isn't so bad if it's from an upset stomach, at least you usually feel better after you've had a good surge. That said, vomiting from coughing too much is pretty terrible. Vomiting from too much 4chan is also pretty bad.

>>23544584
Ahhh 3 - 3.5grams. Youd most likely get that amount if you asked smaller slinger for a $50 desu mate. Not worth it sorry bro. Halves/Full Oz and up.

>>23544588
Northside

>>23544588
18, forgot to include.

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>>23544592
So half like $150? Still thinking about it, otherwise setting up drinks for tonight

M 19 4170

just moved here studying at southbank sucks ass i dont know anyone

Guy 19
Hanging out at Southbank if anyone wants to come and join for a drink or two

>>23544619
>>23544625

Uhhh...

>>23544574
good point. people watching in rocky is amusing as well.

>>23544591
i just hate it, either way.

>>23544638

Well, I guess try not to do it then.

Come watch Man of Steel instead.

20m 4740 enjoying a solid night at work baka ;-;

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4053/m/20

>$22 for this dog shit tonight
Judo is off for two weeks and next week there aren't any uni classes
>mfw still can't escape that study golem though

mostly I'm just celebrating my departure from being a fat shit because I'm gonna start lifting again on Monday

23/f2199

Quitting my job next week so pretty geed.
Batman vs Superman, worth watching y/n?

>>23544638
The people are nothing sort of unkempt and feral :/

>>23544677
If youre' still talking about rocky the fountain there is some kind of communal bath right?

>>23543870
:~)

>>23544658
maybe
I'll watch it with you

28/M/4128

How is everyone?

Anyone gaming tonight?

>>23544646
i would anon, but im not where you are.

>>23544650
yeah, i had a good solid day of work past Nebo, fucking hot.

>>23544677
hahah that they are.

>>23544681
yeah, on the gracemere side of town, dats de good one dere cuss...

>>23544701

I've not seen it before and I'm not sure if it's worth watching. I'm only ten minutes in because I keep losing focus and pausing it... hoping the colours get brighter, dark filters aren't really my thing.

>>23544707
shitty telesync or?

>>23544712

Telesync re the losing focus? Nah, I mean I can't keep my attention on it, I'm full of cold medication and my eyes are all glassy and I keep forgetting how to breathe like a human and it's just gross.

>>23544677
i go to rocky for work pretty regularly, there is an entire street, and i had to go to about 60% of the houses, and im sure that at least half of them had meth labs in their sheds... whole joint stank like chemicals...

i like the way rocky looks though, its old buildings are nice, and some of the older well kept homes are interesting, its just a shame that theres a certain class of human that seems to infest it.

>>23544715
no i mean, is the one you downloaded a telesync rip or is it some leaked copy?

you do mean the one that only just came out at the movies right?

>>23543870
Yeah man :) 5067 hbu

I heard Batman v Superman was fucking terrible.

Any input?

>>23544719

Nope, I mean the 2013 one. Hadn't gotten around to seeing it (because I don't really care about Superman) but couldn't think what to watch. So... Superman! What to watch when you're making bad movie decisions.

3070

20/m

70 grams top notch coke

>>23544724
ahhhh i get you now.

i haven't seen that one either DESU. superman bores me, batman is so badass it's easy to watch.

I'm going to finish watching the new "crouching tiger hidden dragon" and probably watch some other random movie after.

>>23544721
not that it means much to you anon, i have a friend who simply leaves if he hates the movie, and he did not leave batman v superman, so i'm going to go and see it.

>>23544727
Fair enough I suppose.

There have been gifs made about how bad it is..

I'm hoping they're wrong.

>>23544727
fucking desu, i only just noticed its replacing a.n.o.n with DESU. i swear im not a bloody weeb.

>>23544725
Well I fucked that up

4070*

>>23544727

Neither of them hold too much appeal to me, but it's noise while I wiggle my toes and entice the cat.

>>23544725
mate, how long are you holding that coke for?

im there next weekend, would been keen.

>>23544732
For however long this shit has an expiry date I don't do drugs it was given to me as compensation for something because she could not give money.

Might just pour it down the sink

>>23544733
cunnntttt dont do that

i'll trade you some top notch MDMA and we'll have a fucken party.

>>23544729

I was wondering why you were being such a weeb but I've mostly managed to filter it out on 4chan. I'm too casual to know which words filter into different words so I either just ignore anything that doesn't fit or ignore it.

Or try to figure it out from context as in the case of >>23544592, but it doesn't always work (like now).

>>23544733
scratch that, you dont do drugs.

why don't you just have a little taste? its good fun. just make sure you've got a girl you can ring for some sexytime, you'll be wanting it baaaaaddddd

>>23544736
yeah, i can't help but hope that senpai notices me as i cling to my full body waifu pillow

>>23544740
Because I'm applying to become a federal agent with ASIO

Are you a girl?

>>23544531
I got a heap if your still chasing man

M/27/4120

>>23544742

If that were true you shouldn't be telling people that you're applying.

Check mate.

>>23544742
nahhh im a dude.

lol, maybe offering to swap drugs with someone who's aiming for asio isnt a good idea.

maybe the sink is the best idea.

M/25/3145
Whats everyone up too?
Anyone in melb wanna chat?

>>23544743
Yeah man, prices?

>>23544725
bro srs can i come get a g

>>23544757
Are you a girl or can pass as one?

Blowjob gets you the whole bag

>>23544759
my hero

>>23544441
Grovedale, my home turf. Haven't been back there in fucking ages.

>>23544741

This movie is so boring. Back to Hell's Kitchen, at least that has Gordon Ramsey yelling at scum.

>>23544759
id make a pretty terrible fuck boi. but i do have a heap of cash and no coke. What's your poison besides traps

>>23544766
ugh gross. i hate that guy.

i do enjoy the heston chef though, i love the crazy shit he makes.

>>23544752
how much u after?

>>23544770

I don't like all the swearing but he grew on me - he's adorable when he cooks with his kids and my ovaries control me. Because I am weak.

4074/m

Memeing out on Rainbow Six Siege with 90s music

>>23544776
eh, i think most women are dictated orders by their ovaries.

i bet he sleeps with bulk women though

>>23544763
What

>>23544769
Know anyone who can service a 2013 c63 amg for the cheap?

Fucking $3400 service coming up

>>23544784

>bulk women

Fatties need love too.

>>23544785
anythin outta the ordinary?

>>23544785
why dont i just give you $3400 for the blow. thats generally how currency works

>>23544785
sweet ride btw

>>23544793
Because than I'd be a drug dealer

>>23544789
Nah I'm normal

>>23544799
i.. uh i actually meant the car.

>>23544775
Probably just 1/8 oz?

>>23544795
Eh it's on a lease but I'm paying only 230 a month for the lease. About 18 times less than what it usually is. Deal of a century thank you contracts and amateur salesmen making a mistake

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>>23544801
Yeah mate the flux capacity is gone can you fix it?

>>23544804
even better

>>23544807
sometimes the cup holders need adjusting in that model, which is a big job. about $2000 in labour

>>23544807
i mean.... i could but i dont have any on hand.
probably could get away with not having one though.

>>23544802
its a bit small for tonight. sorry mang

>>23544814
Yeah no shit the whole engine is encased I can't do any minor work myself

>Need 40 million dollar special allen key to open it

>>23544788
nothing wrong with chunky women, they fuck like a homeless person eats, they don't know where their next meal is coming from.

>>23544807
i do seriously a good mechanic mate. Works specifcally with european cars. Races beamers and shit. But even if i tee'd it up would you actually go

>>23544817
You type like a woman. Doing anything this weekend?

>>23544827
Haha was just fucking with you I have to take it to the same dealership that's the lease terms. Oh well I'm already ripping the cunts off what's another 35 hundy

>>23544825

Psshhh naw, way too much effort. Men can do the work, that's what they're for.

>>23544828
i am not doing anything this weekend, nor am a i technically a woman, i just dress and apparently type like one.

>>23544818
All g man have a good one

>>23544838
O lel just read your posts up above

>Havent fapped in few days and kinda tempted

>>23544831
i was gonna say that would be a pretty un usual turn of events.
hey this is some dude i spoke to on 4chan can you fix his merc on the cheap

>>23544845
Got a throw away email? I'll be willing to drop this shit somewhere if I'm on my way then ill let you know roughly where it is if you find it have fun.

Might want to test if its real shit though and not rat poison

>>23544844
I'll go pick up>>23544838
And we'll head on over for a coke and trap party

>>23544856
do you know the corner of mt crosby rd and moggill rd. thats kinda near your area code. just put it at the bus stop

>>23544856
[email protected]
send a test msg

>>23544844
tempted to what? O_O

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>>23544877
Saved, we'll sort this shit out in next few days i'll prob send you something tomorrow

Right now getting comfy watching 1982 version of The Thing

>>23544882
To what?

Who 4812

looking to get some green in the cross in sydney.

[email protected]

>>23544888
u wot m8?

>>23544888
sounds good

25/m/2203

How do I mental health.

>>23544900
>This sissy britboi can't admit he wants to suck my cock already

How long can you be here in?

>>23544888
you realise with that amount of blow, assuming it's "top notch" you could get a crew of hookers to re enact that movie for you in the comfort of your own home

>>23544720
>>23544689

5046 here

Howdy.hi on kik if you want

>>23544910
forever? i...feel this is a trick question and im not sure how to take it.

>>23544566
you still bored as fuck

Any chance anyone here is going to the Oakbank Races in South Australia on Monday?

22/m/5243 by the way.

>>23544926
I'll chat to you!
whats your skype? or kik or something. ahha

>>23544920
Are you qt. Every aus trap i've seen is shittier

>>23544941
im p fkn qt

>>23544935
kik dieantwoodz

>>23544942
Pic

If you're 2 scared just take a half pic or edit out your eyes or something

>>23544958

Check your eye privilege you jerk.

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23/m/4122

>tfw transit officer (SNO)
>broke my wrist in a scuffle last night
>off work for at least a few weeks
>all paid, good painkillers, time to get drunk

Anyone can bring me some maccas? I can't drive and they stopped delivering already.

>>23544958
well i posted my kik if you want to talk there ill send one, eye privilege-san

>>23544975
>don't even know what Kik is even after seeing the name 1000 times

>>23544976
neither did i until like 30 hours ago
its okay eye privilege-san
you're not alone

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>>23544962

>>23544988
>Google it
>It's a phone ap only

Nigga I still use pre-paid credit that shit will eat through it after 3 photos

>>23544991
same senpai, i nly use prepaid.
thats why i got fucking wifi scrub. dafuq git gud

>>23545014
Go buy me credit i'll reimburse you

Fuck I never did set up my wifi and I can't find that wireless modem they sent me years ago.

I'll try guess the neighbors wifi passwords. Bet it's abc123 or someshit

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>>23545042
It didn't work lads

>>23545047
Where do you live?

>>23544730>>23545050

4305
Out of work again. On a break with the girlfriend,and my other girlfriend might have cervical cancer and she doesn't want to talk to me anymore and I'm running out of money. Happy Easter.

>>23545047
i applaud your effort

>>23545064
Al g faggit cya never again most likely since this is the first time coming to this board in 2 years and ill return in a few years again

>>23545067
Oh and I'll emai the other guy about his rat poison. don't worry I didn't forget about you

23/m

Coming home around midnight from working the Comedy Festival instead of getting free entry/no line wait anywhere I decide to go. I made the wrong choice, right?

>>23544764
Grovedale is still my stomping ground.
Aka where I live and occasionly walk my dog.

>>23545067
farewell brave sir.
may mother moon light your path n keep you safe.

m/4870
have booze, will travel, need cuddles

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>>23545098
>may mother moon light your path n keep you safe.

qt

oh wait is that a quote from oblivion? that games ultimate comfy

Gonna suck a cock on thurs. Spent the past couple days listening to illiterate cunts on assorted sites tell me they, shockingly, can't travel either. I'm gonna have to take a weekend in brissy and invite daddys to a bloody hotel room at this rate

>>23545145
it might be, i was referencing elune.
warcraft diety.
>>23545150
thats pretty gay m8

hello where are the gfs
>>23544677
get the fuck out of there

>>23545152
little bit. Still, its what I'm doing and you fucks are my people so here it gets shared

Fucking lol, can't half tell this shit is Australian. Fuck this, cunt that. Feels just like i'm at the pub. Happy Fuckin Easter #straya

Any Perth cunts want to commit suicide with me?

>>23545762
Nah, tell me about yourself

>>23545762
not in perth, but i srsly want to NHK this shit up

2203/F/25

Feel sick all the time.

>>23546042
Just a young NEET with a lot of emotional problems.

>>23546819
What are your symptoms?

But it's probably iron deficiency, most girls don't eat enough red meat

>>23547044
Oh yeah i used to have really low iron levels. Just catch the flu way too easily, have had this one for nearly a month. Tired all the time, no motivation.

Though its hard to distinguish between mental/ physical illness lately.

>>23547223
A month long illness suggests a nutrient deficiency or very serious disease

Try to get more iron and protein, and if you don't feel better after 3-4 days go see a doctor

Best way to do it is to add some meat to every meal - pork, beef, lamb or kangaroo are all good choices

And try to have at least 300g of meat with dinner

If you've got a slow cooker it's easy as fuck to do since it makes the meat's texture way different, doesn't even feel like meat. You can also make badass curries and chilli with it, but I'm starting to get off topic

>>23547257
Oh! Thank you! I recently got a slow cooker actually. Really looking forward to making curries. Pls recommend some.

23m6056
What's everyone up to today

>>23544681
Central Park is where the action is at. Just sit around and sip some metho by the lovely lights of the fountain. >>23544718
Sums it up :/
>>23545157
Rocky? I would love to if I had somewhere to go.

>>23547319
don't know about slow cookers but fry up onion, garlic, canned tomatoe and chuck in a bit of curry paste and whatever meat and ur good

>>23545762
not really

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2110 checking in. Where are all the Sydanons at? Could always do with more people for that movie day

>20 hours
>almost 200 replies

Damn this thread is going fast

>>23547223
Do you work/study?

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>>23544186

afternoon cunce

4740 whats going on?

>>23543774
scattered, chats anyone? kik- doombu

25/M/6164
Hows everyones easter going?

>>23544337
Heading up there on Tuesday.

Where's a nice place to eat and not get stabbed? Is Hog's Breath still the crème de la crème up there? Seems every place I get recommended is a fucking pub.

>>23546819
>worse in the mornings
Could be pregnant

18/m/7140
bored out of my mind, looking for anybody to 420 with, gonna pick up some more tomorrow

The centrelink uni life is fine unless you're studying a shit-tier degree

4510

Any girls want to chat on kik

24/m/2560

Got weed and booze. Whats going on senpai

3806 f 19 checking in

I'm expecting a parcel tomorrow but the fucking post isn't running since it's a public holiday now. kms

21 m 2261

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>>23548182
are you the one

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>>23548924
possibly

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>>23548935
reveal your details

>>23548872
Oh shit. 3800 M 19. Whats goood

>>23548872
Also whats in the package?

>>23548872
>implying they're going to deliver it to your house

They're going to drop the card and run forcing you to be at the mercy of post office hours.

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3630 up in this fucker.
#sheppresent.

>>23549002
>>23549016
Just shitting up the Vic kik chat and browsing 4chan.

>>23549040
N-no my postman is super nice and kind, he won't do this to me

>>23549096
You ever heard the expression "going postal?" Postmen are evil which is why dogs hate them.

2261/M&F/25 reporting in

>>23545084
Fuck off, Nebz.
How was the fest and how much cash did you pocket?

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>>23546907
Congrats on describe fucking everybody on the fucking site.

>>23549096
Seems like you have a loose sunday night in store for yourself. Do you have kik? I've never found someone so close to me b4. I can give you mine if you want

>>23549109
Join the vic kik chat

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>>23548941
19 f 3018

>>23549109
drop yours i'll add you

also this>>23549111

>>23549116
@runaway_slaves chuck us a message
Aight i'll give it a whirl. Seem to be some sketchy characters though judging by the pictures haha.

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>>23549114
Join the vic kik chat

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>>23549123
kik won't let me log in anymore

>>23549122
That's not nice

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>>23549128
Make a new one and just add daftest.punk then

>>23549129
send a message my way too lol @runaway_slaves

21/M/4102

What's there to do tonight?

>>23543774
18/m/2280
I just want someone to buy weed off around Newwy, place is fucking dry as a bone since the new cop shop was put in, and even ounces are going up in price by 50 bucks

18/m/2194

i need more irl friends

>>23549096
>N-no my postman is super nice and kind.

Never underestimate the power of quotas.

>>23548160
Both. ;-;

>>23548743
Nah m8 that's impossible.

>>23548716
If you want a decent dining experience then go to Cafe Bliss for dinner.

24/m/6050

Any other Perthians around?

24/f/2880
anyone else?

TOMORROW IS STILL ANOTHER PUBLIC HOLIDAY RIGHT SYDANONS i don't know if it's different in other states or not.

>>23549506
heyy add me,
[email protected]

23/m/4223
looking to get rid of this oxy and tramadol, still in the blister packs but some past expiry.

>>23549520
Only if you are a Christian, otherwise you need to work

>>23549506
nah nigga you a lightyear away from anything

anyone at ANU here?

>tfw no gf

20/m/4064 reportin in

>>23549566
nope but I understand the no gf thing

>>23549506
What's it like living in the middle of nowhere?

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>>23549593
>tfw 22 year old kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin

im planning next year as the year i really make an attempt to get a qt3.14 gf

>>23549611
well I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin, idk how I'm going with that, pretty crappy probably

good luck anon

>>23549616
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

20/m/3070

>>23549114
>being an Altona rat

Bought an apartment there but I'm renting it out now because i fucking hate it

>>23544725
ayy

>>23549822
Also any cunt want to come fishing with me in the middle of nowhere tomorrow. I swear not to chop you up and dump your body m8.

>>23544337
30/m/ tsv

I'm from Rocky originally. What's the club scene like these days?

28/M/4128

Evening all. Anything going on?

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>20
>M
>3025
>Been in Melbourne 3 months
>Know no one other than work colleagues
>Have to travel overseas 6 times a year due to work
>My gym gains slowly decreasing after 4 years of solid training
>Everybody else is on 70k and I'm on 60k like a peasant
>Shit tier victoria highway patrol cops have already gave me 4 demerit points for my bike
>Claim I can't ride it because its a r1 which is banned in Melbourne for riders that long
>Say have interstate license
>They still give me shit and threaten to cease license

Why is Melbourne so shit? What is there to even do here before I came everybody said there's tons of things. All I see is shitty hipster bars. There's on decent restaurant near me and it's vegan

>vegan

See lots of qt's in there though

>>23549913
>altona north
There's your problem you mong
>>23549847
Oh ok thanks for the clarification

2203 37/m, hi!

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4551 reporting in, bored as fuck. have to stay up to prepare for night shift tomorrow night........such is life

>>23549566
ANU law?

>>23544558
>>23544579
>>23544598
>>23544743
Hmu on sc (orangefishbowl) - always good to know people

>>23549913
im from altona,
post gym gains

Hey Aussie cunts, got a question for you guys. What does as mean? Is it just one of your shortening word shit? I get "Cute as" a lot from Aussies or is that just a common saying?

>>23551342
Incomplete simile.

>>23549114
19 m 3121
Add me on kik/skype and post memes

>>23544932
Anyone at all going today?

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>>23551322
After you post face ; )

>Probably is a guy knowing this fag city that is Melbourne

Lmao

If you're qt girl we're going for late lunch at 1pm sharp m8y

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>>23549981
It's a 7 minute ride from work so I'm not complaining.

>Tried it with my car once
>34 minutes

>>23551342
m8 ur fukken dumb as

>>23552079
fug that

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>>23552404
It has another seat on the back for you bby

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Anybody tried tinder?

Got message from sexy lifting grill been exchanging messages for a few hours

>>23552578
I'm not a gril but ok

Btw I wonder what happened to the meme gril

>>23552658
>meme gril

Who

>>23552667
Idk there was one floating around here

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>>23552721
Does she lift and actually look like she lifts weights up and down in a repetitive motion?

Is she funny?

Is she well educated?

Does she like doing outdoor activities?

Does she like fast things?

Does she like long rides in fast things?

if yes respond

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>>23552734
Jesus fucking christ

I have no idea

>>23552782
It's alright m8. Meeting with the Tinder sloot in 45 mins anyway. Brb gotta go past sexyland.

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>>23552793
have fun

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>>23552032
are you the guy from altona?

any1 feel free to post gains

yes im meme gril

Back.

Another 15 mins to kill before I leave

>>23552836
>Asking without giving


No manners desu

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>>23552959
but i supply memes

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>>23552987
I bet you don't even understand the reference to that brilliant yet subtle pepe.

Here have 1 year old photo it's the most recent one i've taken. Time to leave lads fug im shaking and its so cold. Can't wait to come home and rub deep heat over my body then lift

>>23553047
baka twin peaks

is that really you? and are you the guy in altona?

>>23551342
Yea, saying it is as common as

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>>23553239
How are the memes doing meme grill

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>>23553851
they ok
hru

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>>23553887
yeah I'm good
hmu

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Fucking hell that was rusty. Little bit off my game. Asked me if I'd call her again said yeah, (doubt I will).

Claimed she lifted her legs probably couldn't even do 1 pl8 m8. Kept touching moi biceps tho

>>23553239
Yes, yes. I'm >>23549913

Id just changed when I turned off router when I went to bed

>>23544742
hAVE FUN APPLYING CUNT! Hahaha I bet you ave some arts degree with no military experience

>>23553963
what gym do you go to in altona

>>23553963
also what vegan restaurant are you talking about thats in altona wth?

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>>23554101
>Implying I want to be stalked

Idk the name just saying it's the only place in walking distance and it's a hipster vegan fag palace

>>23554167
you prob go to my gym, ill keep a look out for that bod

>>23554202
Goodluck nerd, that's over 1 year ago you haven't seen my final transformation

>>23554207
i just came back from the gym i would like to look like this instead of chubby

what do you eat

>>23554207
describe your face. how tall are you.
are you near altona gate?

>>23554226
Big white eyes, red lips and my skin is green. I usually wear the same blue t shirt. And I usually have a smug look on my face.

What about yourself?

>>23554230
I'm 5'7 pale long brown hair blue eyes

>>23554246
It's A.F btw. I rarely go though since I have a gym at my work which I just use after hours

>>23554260
i knew it
pier street?

>>23554271
wait it has to be that one, only one in altona.
well if you ever see me there, just be like "h-hey anon"
fun challenge

>>23554271
Ja. You'd probably hear me if I did show up my bikes loud as fuck and I park right at the entrance

>>23554277
WTF I SEE THAT BIKE ALL THE TIME OMG THIS IS AMAZING

is it a black bike?

>>23554282
No that's someone else. I know the one you're talking about

Mines blue / white

>>23554286
Damnnnn ok this is great i'll be on the look out and I will know who you are but you will have no clue who I am because I am such a plain jane and so many girls there look like me

You friends with anyone at the gym?

>>23554276
Needle in a haystack. Might be going tomorrow around 7ish. Usually go with my flatmate if I do go to af, you won't miss us. Im 6'1 brown hair, green eyes .Shes 6' and blonde

>>23554292
ok cool I don't really go at that time tho
does she lift?

also where did you move from and why

>>23554307
Ja she's been lifting longer than me. Really athletic.

Melb,, Qld, Melb, Norway, Denmark, Spain for the past 3 years in that order. Though I don't remember Melbourne being this bad when I left. Granted it was a different suburb but still.

Got skype? Giving these plebs a free show of muh life

Btw it's me. Just had to reset router new id

>>23554354
post ur own skype ill add u

>>23554357
Don't have one was going to create one lel. Give me 5 mins

>>23554357
oh no :(
rip meme gril :(

>>23554218
O sorry mate didn't read your post.

Lean meats, lots of veg, just the usual

>>23554371
its ok

i get those two but what is the usual

and is it true i have to cut out the carbs and dairy because i love those two groups

>>23554377
Tbf m8 I never really calculated all my micro nutrients and what not. Just ate carbs, dairy, meats, veggies, fruits, etc.

If you're still not 100% into routine and what not I wouldn't suggest going on such a strict diet as of yet you will lose motivation fast and eventually quit. Just keep eating relatively healthy and working out and in 3 months or so start to get more serious about it and start to calculate your macro-nutrients, etc. If you want throw us an add on skype I'll try help you out.

>>23554357
Zweibrucken94

>miss-typed the captcha 9 times

>>23554394
ok my skype is josip.6

thing is I still live with parents so they buy all the groceries and shit, but I don't necessarily eat bad meals just snacking on a lot of chocolate lately, you can guess why

22/f

Just moved to Epping. Anyone know this area? What places do you recommend?

>>23554619
I'm moving to epping soon haha I need to know these things too

>>23554627
Nice what for?

>>23554619
>>23554627
i worked in the area there for a bit, it didn't smell nice not sure about the residential bit though

>>23554629
Work mostly haha I don't really wanna go but the money is too good

>>23554634
What kind of work?
Lol mine pays shit but I'm pretty much taking whatever I can get

>>23554619
>>23554627
>>23554630
>tfw in carlo
worked at a tutor in epping last year.

>>23554645
what is carlo
yeah I worked in the factory area so that explains the shit smell lol
what will you be doing

>>23554647
Carlingford I'm guessing

>>23554647
>>23554649
yah

>>23554651
So what's good in epping?

>>23554649
>>23554651
nsw eh
>>23554654
the exit

>>23554619
Epping in Melbourne?

>>23554664
rekt

>>23554671
Nsw. Didn't realise there was one in Melbourne lol.

>>23554654
..nothing special.
just a lot of asian groceries and and shitty restaurants.

>>23554677
>>23554671
oh shit, I thought you meant the melbourne one...

*goes red*

20 - m - Brunswick West.

Anyone for 420? In SA for Easter break from Uni but I wanna place I can go smoke bongs while I'm in Melbourne

>>23554640
Med tech haha

>>23554677
What about you

>>23554619
Can't help with food places but I'll be near you when I'm in Sydney soon if you want someone to hang with?

Moving to Radelaide soon. Is it still a ghost town?

I really need some more ghost town in my life.

>On holiday in Adelaide
>Driving with grandfather
>'This traffic is really bad, it's not usually like this'
>Fucking six other cars on the road in the CBD at midday

Literally heaven.

>>23554654

Check out cafe topiary between 10am and 12,
There's two gorgeous italian places on either side of the station (the one on oxford st is great during the day, the other is definitely a late afternoon place)
Bushtrails around north Epping will take you through the upper reaches of the lane cove river and some spectacular views.

Granny Smith festival in nearby Eastwood and some of the best Korean you'll have outside Seoul.

Find a local and make some friends

Hello people, whats happening atm in this thread?

24.m.3350

tfw no gf

what the fuck am i doing with my life. this place is a fucking hole filled with single mums.

20/M/4275

Decided I'm gonna try and learn Russian
Since I've wanted to see Moscow for...about a decade I guess. Even as a wee lad I thought it/Russia in general was cool as shit.

How much of a headfuck am I in for?

>>23554837
Hey bruv third semester studying Russian. Have you learnt anything yet? It's pretty easy to start off with - alphabet is piss, language is mostly phonetic so you can read most things once you learn the sounds and letters. Grammar gets pretty hard quick though, six cases to learn and the conjugation gets a bit complex. Fun language though! I was obsessed with Russia for the longest time too and I spent a month in Siberia in 2014, you'll love it!

>>23554851
Haven't learnt anything yet, really. Done an assload of research, gonna get started on memorizing the alphabet while I look for a decent tutor/course/whatever.

From what I've read it sounds like it's gonna be fairly easy to get by, but actual conversations are gonna take a fair while longer?
Doesn't seem anywhere near as scary as people make it out to be.

How's it over there? I hear they're quite welcoming of westerners who actually bother to learn the language. Or a large percentage is, anyway.

>>23554815
3350 here too. I know them feels man. Ballarat seems to be a breeding ground for cunts and single white trash mums.

Used to be a woman on here named Philippa who was super into Russian. Wish she was still floating about.

>>23554876
hey, dude, shit. not sure if i have ever run into anyone else from the rat on here. sup lad.

>>23554880
Yo brobeans. First time actually coming to /soc/. I'm that bored in this town. Moved here to study other than that this town is pretty average. I like how quiet it seems but man it's filled with bitches. I'm in Black Hill myself.

>>23554875
While I was there I only knew really basic phrases. Hadn't done any official study. I lived with a Russian girl while I was there, so I got to meet her family and friends.

Seriously, outside of Moscow or Peter,not many Russians speak English. But you're right, they love westerners, I had a blast and had fuck all problems save the language issue.

It was especially fun for how cheap it was. $1 for a litre and a half of beer and $2 for a 20 pack of cigs. Partied most of the time I was there

24/m/3000
Aus born asian.
Bored send me shit on snapchat
No dicks pls
kennkennsnap

>>23554895
you'll soon realise the black hole it is. stay away from westies, wendouree, delacombe etc. ballarat chicks are mostly skanks. night life is kill. cops kill the night driving as well. all the phaggots hang out in bigw car park. meh

black hill isn't too bad. im in ballarat east. you at fed uni?

>>23554897
How basic are we talkin'?
And for curiosities sake, what were you doing over there? Other than getting shitfaced.

Yeah, I read somewhere that the total English speaking population is like 5% or something, and I imagine like 4.5% of that would be in Moscow/Peter.

Fuck me, really? I hear Moscow can get kinda pricey, am I wrong?

>>23554654

Not much of note in Epping besides the train station and it's surrounding shops. There's also a golf course which is useless if you ain't into golf.

Usually only end up in Epping en route to a mates house in Carlingford. It's a decent enough area to live in I guess if you don't mind being bored taking the time to go somewhere more interesting.

Where did you move from?

>>23554904
Works out well since i rarely go anywhere here except to uni (yeah fed). Ive been to Wendouree a few times for random shit from supercheap but other than that, NOPE.

I was actually wondering about the driving scene here, i used to rock a 3000GT back home but i drive a shitbox liberty now and found it weird there was fuck all on the roads.

>>23554907
Actually in a long distance relationship with a young Russian girl so it was our first time meeting hahaha. It was a holiday during my gapyear so besides parties we did touristy shit. Countryside was beautiful, and the architecture is quite cool cause there is so many different influences.

Moscow probably does get pricey but I was in quite a small city hence why it was so cheap probably.

My grasp on the language was just key phrases. Random nouns, how to introduce myself, hi, bye etc. My SO speaks English really well so she was my translator pretty much.

>>23554923

Correction, the golf course isn't in Epping, it's in North Ryde I think.

>>23554925
GT9000? wtf is that? lol

i probably know it but i cant think at the moment.

what are you studying?

if you want a car scene you have to go to melbourne.

>>23554938
I was meant to type 3000gt, meds are kicking in so im not thinking straight. i dont really care for a car scene, i wqas just confused to where it was here, there are a shitload of cops in this town ive noticed. I'm studying musical theater.

What do you do here bromigo? Must be something keeping you here?

>>23554929
You lucky son of a bitch.
Or somewhat unlucky, long distance always sucks dicks.
How'd you two meet?

I'll definitely be stopping in Moscow/Peter regardless, anywhere else you can recommend?
I know absolutely fuck all of Siberia other than it being cold enough to freeze the nose off your face. Which sounds like my jam, I hate this semi-tropical bullshit.

Suppose I'd probably have to be at least conversational then, since I got no translator gf.

You got a throwaway or something? Wouldn't mind talking more about this another day, as it stands I should probably hit the hay soon, got work in like 6 hours.

>>23554942
oooh nice man. you don't see many of them around, i quite like them.

im studying it. pretty boring but it's something. waiting until i finish that so i can fak off overseas

>>23544892
4814, close enough. how's uni

>>23554945
I mean, how did you two know each other? I'm hell tired.

>>23554947
Yeah it's a fun car to drive. Nice. I have a mate who studied IT as soon as he finished he moved to canada for a job and hasn't come back in years. Lucky asshat.

>>23554875

Learn to roll your Rs. If all else fails, coo like a pigeon, they'll think you're a jew.

>>23554958
hahaha that's the end goal. gtfo of ballarat and aus. oh well. we'll get there

Yeah dude drop me a line on [email protected]

Can choose somewhere better to chat from there. Good chat, night mate

>>23554925
>>23554938
3000GT are a piece of shit, dont brag about that