assume thread. These are finally catching on

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>>23535625
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

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>>23535627
I'd assume you like to dress well and do not own any pets.

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>>23535627
Lives in California

>>23535636
Prefers a chill life

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>>23535627
Has a manual job
>>23535636
Really chill guy who burns a lot of insense
>>23535647
owns a lot of vinyls

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>>23535627
Has a really nice apartement. Happy with his job so far. Cool dude to drink a beer with.
>>23535636
Likes nature more than city life.
>>23535647
Is into art. Prefers modern.
>>23535664
In college for something business related?

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>>23535669
Used to hit women, but is remorseful for it.

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>>23535627
Pretty jocky in school. Currently trying more artistic outlets
>>23535636
Overly sarcastic friend in his clique
>>23535669
Charsmatic But impulsive

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>>23535627
Owns a high end road bicycle.

>>23535647
Has never camped.

>>23535664
Mr Bean's bastard son.

>>23535669
Acts super tough but knows every word to tangled and frozen.

>>23535681
I have never, and will probably never hit a woman. I feel like you're probably an awesome cook for some reason, I don't know why.
>>23535685
Sure! Pretty acurate I think. I feel like you'd have an awesome accent and that you're a very entertaining person to talk to.
>>23535689
Haha I don't act that though mate, but I have seen frozen twice so that part is acurate. Never seen tangled though. I feel like you're a reliable kind of dude that's there for his friends when they need you.

>>23535669
incorrect. Social smoker.
>>23535689
Rowan Atkinson is my dad, yes. On the waiting list for surgery to separate your chin and neck/create a jaw

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>>23535751
likes the taste of used tampon

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>>23535627
A little spiteful.
>>23535636
Wasn't much trouble growing up.
>>23535647
Likes to coordinate events.
>>23535669
Has had douche friends but parted with them.
>>23535681
Hyper and socially active.

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>>23535627
Confident, Independent, and happy with his life
>>23535636
Smarter then he looks
>>23535647
Kind and caring herat, just trying to get by in life
>>23535664
Party goer
>>23535669
Hey! How have you been? good to see you again.
Well traveled and charismatic
>>23535681
Free spirit
>>23535685
Accepting view on life
>>23535689
Takes things one step at a time doesn't like to rush things
>>23535751
Likes to constantly work on herself
>>23535762
Isn't a judmental person
>>23535788
Well read

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>>23535790
owns art books
>>23535788
your parents are very educated
>>23535762
an asshole because others were assholes to you
>>23535751
went under the knife
>>23535689
you only feel well if you do outdoor stuff regularly
>>23535685
likes dominating women
>>23535681
hair is henna coloured. you like to do paper diy
>>23535669
hi dutch boxer, you have a mix of rough and sensitive
>>23535664
likes cheap caipirinha
>>23535647
listens to sad music
>>23535636
sometimes believes in esoteric stuff
>>23535627
you change style very often

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25 year old virgin with erectile dysfunction

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>>23535863
dives a lot
>>23535852
the girl settled.
>>23535790
holy shit you're gorgeous0.0 i assume you're taken


im on the right
assume the worst

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>>23535627
I'm assuming you pretend to be into poker around certain people
>>23535636
Jesus Christ stop looking at me
Dragon dildoes
>>23535669
Had a Molly phase in high school
>>23535681
Pendantic and high pitched voice
>>23535685
Hasn't even done meth
>>23535689
Lives in a river
>>23535751
Listens to A$AP Rocky
>>23535790
Makes laser gun sounds while concentrating
>>23535852
Hangs dong
>>23535863
Probably went backpacking in Europe and it "really opened your mind"

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>>23535627
you like to spend all your time outside and you don't like to be lonely
>>23535636
weed, chillout music and random gifs
>>23535647
tumblr pale
>>23535664
junior-something in corpo
>>23535669
you frighten old ladies in market
>>23535681
tired of studying or working at nights
>>23535685
reminds me friend of mine
>>23535689
knows lots of techniques how to survive without money
>>23535751
scrolls instagram every 10 minutes
>>23535762
serious as hell
>>23535788
tumblr addict
>>23535790
pinterest addict
>>23535852
never sends nudes via snapchat and has plenty of friends
>>23535863
likes his glasses
>>23536124
25 year old virgin with erectile dysfunction

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>>23535627
Does some form manual labour
>>23535636
Lives a very relaxed life
>>23535681
Changes hair colour every few weeks
>>23535685
The sarcastic one in group friends
>>23535751
Owns name brand everything
>>23535762
Musician?
>>23535788
Overall introvert
>>23535863
Does some form of job that most people don't know exists but it's awesome
>>23536223
Kind person hit on someone for free drinks
>>23536254
Like spend all day inside

>>23535749
Nah man, don't smoke anymore.
>>23535751
Your room is probably extemely tidy.
>>23535762
You love electronic music.
>>23535788
Sure I've had some douchey friends in my life. Right now I try to only invest in people that I find to be good to those around them. Hey how have you been by the way? Haven´t seen you in a while.
>>23535790
You love to paint.
>>23535852
Hey you! Yeah been allright! Kind of tired now from work, but about to head out for a couple of drinks with some friends that I haven't seen in a long time wich is nice. How about yourself? What have you been up to today? I feel like you're a warm and caring person.
>>23535863
Hey buddy. Yeah sounds pretty spot on! I feel like you're one of the more mature people on this board. Inteligent and generaly kind.
>>23536223
Enjoys festivals.
>>23536235
Had a molly phase after high school haha. I don't do drugs anymore though. I feel like you'd ride a motorcycle or something.
>>23536254
Ahww that's the sadest thing haha. I hope not. I've worked with old ladies in high school though and they seemed fine with me. You're extremely knowladgeable about some kind of peculiar subject.
>>23536294
You're in a long term relationship atm.

>>23536322
Funny you say that, cause I'm a leather worker that does a bunch of jobs for my local hells angel chapter. I don't gotta bike, but I want a 70s rice burner chopper.
Also I never really liked Molly that much. I was really into fizz right after I got out of highschool. Fuckin Molly cut 50/50 with smack or meth is the fuckin shit. So damn fun.

>>23536322
Thanks you! Your friendly and warm personalty betray your strong and ruff appearance.
As of right now I've just been swamped with school work but I've been able to relax with friends whenever I have a few minutes to spare. I'm just waiting impatiently for Summer to come. Then I can truly relax.
I hope you and your friends have a great time. I'm sure you will after such along time apart.

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>>23535669
Does weightlifting and travels a lot. Has probably had more women than he could count but respected all of them. Probably has experimented with drugs.
>>23535627
Career oriented. Ambitious. Has an expensive car. Doesn't deal with any shit anyone tries to give him.

>>23536223
diving in what sense??
btw I dont think thats you
>>23536235
I am from Europe
from a US state with a lot of bulls and cows

>>23536477
It's pretty fuckin obvious that I'm a country fried steak, cow shit, and whiskey kinda dude

>>23536385
Haha really? That would be awesome dude! Get a honda 750 and chop that shit. They look awesome in brittisch chopper frames as well.
>>23536395
Ahw thanks! That means a lot. Good to hear you've been able to balance school and your social life like that. I can't wait for summer eather! Really enjoyed the last couple of sunny spring days so far.
>>23536420
A little weightlifting, not that mutch. Mainly boxing. And I've definitly tried to be respectfull to the women in my life so far. So pretty spot on! I feel like you're a pretty strong person. Not in a loud in your face kind of way, but strong willed. You seem kind as well.

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>>23535636
secret zen master
>>23535681
very down to earth
>>23535669
wishes to be black
>>23535788
holds random objects in all 4chan posts
>>23535685
took this photo several times to get the right face
>>23536254
good sense of humor because of brother

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>>23535627
You're an expert on whiskey and the different varieties and can talk for hours about it
>>23535636
vaguely spiritual and interested in eastern religions. You've read the dao de jing several times.
>>23535647
late bloomer
>>23535664
fantasizes about leaving town one night without telling anyone
>>23535669
likes black girls
>>23535681
allergic to cats, own several hypoallergenic cats
>>23535685
has seen fight club 1000 times
>>23535689
european, never sleeps
>>23535762
don't hide your creepy tenancies
as well as you think you do
>>23535788
despite people assuming you are shallow, you aren't.
>>23535852
hasn't chosen a major, in college because parents say so
>>23536223
Wants to be a player but isn't
>>23536235
lives on the east coast and loves clint eastwood
>>23536254
insecure, tired of being "one of the guys". Wants to be more girly. Likes heavy metal
>>23536294
genuinely cares about people
>>23536420
extremely tiny as a result likes shorter guys
>>23536975
bad relationship with mother, but not a hateful person in general

>>23537056
i assume you skipped me

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>>23535627
Football player that kills people.
>>23535636
Workplace shooter.
>>23535647
Waporwave fan.
>>23535664
bi friend everyone has.
>>23535669
Pro lifter or bodyguard
>>23535681
Superstitious person.
>>23535685
Cynical guy.
>>23535689
Father of 2 kids.
>>23535751
Slutty princess with daddy issues.
>>23535762
I bet you smoke.
>>23535788
Shy girl that can't hold eye contact.
>>23535790
You like deep stuff.
>>23535863
You are my coworker.
>>23536254
Introverted girl that wishes to find true best friend!
>>23536420
You want to take care of everyone.
>>23536975
Strong woman.
>>23537056
You are a bartender at a rock pub.

>>23536975
I haven't brother :/
>>23537056
I hate heavy metal for all my live. Industrial music is my true love
>>23537211
you're totally right

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>>23536223
BBC
>>23536235
took this at his rich friends house after chopping wood all day
>>23536254
you try really hard but still come up short
>>23536294
i mean the black/white shit says eveyrything
>>23536975
IM NOT ONE OF THOSE SJWS REALLY
>>23536984
anime
>>23537056
took this after his quick meth bump
>>23537211
keeps insisting that crossfit is legit

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>>23536420
you used to post here with a different haircut

>>23536254
recently had a breakup

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These are the best threads

>>23537428
takes a lot of care about his appearance
>>23537375
messed up, but there is hope
>>23537350
you dont actually know what you want from women

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>>23537316
has never had a real crush
>>23537211
watches a lot of mtv shows
>>23537056
you like tropical scents
>>23536975
you read a lot as a kid but dont ever read anymore
>>23536420
has a less attractive sister
>>23536294
has worked a ton of shitty jobs
>>23536254
wants to learn danish
or is danish
something danish

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>>23537350
not this fucking guy

>>23538610
you never stopped being 15

>>23537428
literally macklemore

>>23537375
you smell like dead skin

>>23537316
you are also 15

>>23537211
real big fuckin idiot

>>23537056
real big 15 year old idiot

>>23536984
plays command and conquer a lot

ok im bored i dont have an excuse to be here cya

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>>23538610
You have a dick .
>>23536984
You have a impressive collection of pokemon card

>>23536223
you probably fucking love ice cream

>>23535751
You look like my sister . yep . that's akward .

>>23535681
Lesbian but didnt come out of the closet yet

>>23538778
you hit puberty kind of late
>>23538886
you're a 420 blaze it edgelord queen
also no dick here

>>23538924
haha nope . not at all

>>23538886
Really mean to boys, size queen

>>23535751
tried to eat a bee
>>23535788
voted most likely to suicide-bomb
>>23536223
secret chad

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>>23538610
use the XD face when texting
>>23537428
you could be the main character of GTA
>>23537350
you have a folder full of gifs like that
>>23537316
still watch scooby doo sometimes (no hate if you do)
>>23536235
you smoke out of a wooden pipe
>>23536984
you love communism
>>23537056
you go really hard on halloween and dress up as a scary af clown
>>23538886
you love horses

>>23535627
Picky with your beer
introverted
intellectual
likes working out
sends girls shirtless pics
>>23535636
does hallucinogens
shy
introvert
plays tabletop games
>>23535647
snobby (i think it's just your face though)
likes cats
wears sweaters with scarfs
eats healthy foods and likes them
>>23535664
sees movies on the day they come out
has some sort of collection
doesn't buy new shoes often
plays an instrument i think guitar
>>23535669
works out a lot
smokes weed and does cocaine
goes out but is usually not the life of the party
very smart/went to college
high secks drive
>>23535681
introvert
very into health
likes "weird" things like death and paranormal shit
cries at sad movies
>>23535685
has high energy
slightly picky maybe a bit to stuck in his ways
very scheduled
enfp
>>23535689
enjoys having very nice things
has an office type job
good on the phone
fairly confident but a bit aloof
>>23535751
has been called a "bitch" by many people
likes attention
send nudes to people often
drinks a lot
not very good with computers

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>>23535681
Unapologetic feminist.

>>23535685
Has waaaaay chapped lips.

>>23535689
One handsome motherfu- oh shit that's me.

>>23535742
Thanks bro.

>>23535749
Eh that's an oldie.

>>23535788
Has a bomb ass rubber duck collection. All her friends are hipsters so you're forced to listen to Americana ALL THE TIME.

>>23535790
Plays guitar and sings blues that'll make a war vet cry. Sleeps around a bit.

>>23535852
Has songs to remember how to spell words. If you recorded your "falafel" single it would go platinum.

>>23536223
Cosplays as Rapunzel (and if not YOU SHOULD.) Is self conscious about her tits, don't be more than a hand and a mouth full is a waste. Also, as an ass man, your are set for life. Don't let it get you down.

>>23536235
Should do film acting. Played soccer all through school.

>>23536254
Very very correct. I used to teach a minimalist emergency survival class.

>>23536420
Is second guessing her major. You're right, get out of it. Does not kiss on the first date.

>>23537056
Has scars on his face from mosh pits but they are noticeable. I'm from US BTW, but no I don't sleep well.

>>23537211
Spends more on shoes a paycheck than on food.

>>23537428
Return of the Mack? Bro. Where are you?

>>23538610
....Lauren?

>>23538778
Owns and plays every Halo game.

Bumping for interest

>>23535627
Face too big for head. I'm assuming you're looking for love in all the wrong places.

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>>23539423
obvious
>>23538962
russian jewish?
>>23538886
takes xanax or sth like that
>>23538778
what is a weekend without hangover?!
>>23538610
spends a lot on makeup

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>>23540167
Deals drugs and isn't so chill, likes to be outside
>>23539423
Isn't sure about himself, thinks he did a lot of fedora ripping
>>23538962
Chill guy but unusually lost at parties. Unfriendly to other people but regrets being so. Can't into math.
>>23538886
Tries to think she isn't depressed while further creeping into wrong ways.
>>23538778
Is usually seen working, other times at bars or social events.

Beforehand, I know of my height

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My old military buddy gave me this jacket before he died of cancer.

>>23538886
Is a liberal arts major who works at a starbucks.

>>23538962
Likes having a good time, makes friends easily

>>23540167
Plays an instrument and has niche interests

>>23540294
Likes irony.

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>>23535627
Introverted, prefers chilling with a few friends over the weekends, goes binge drinking about 2 times a year
>>23535647
Chill and content dude
>>23535681
Really enjoys the small things, empathetic
>>23535788
Tries to have a tough persona but is actually very caring, really likes reading
>>23536254
Shy and caring, dreams of being in the spotlight
>>23540167
Don't know why but every time I see you I brighten up

>>23540303
marry me then ;)
you are open to different topics and people
>>23540301
what are niche interests?
you want to protect others

>>23536975
Ez mode: guitarist
I'm guessing you favor punk rock, writer
>>23537211
Slacker but gets the job done
>>23538610
Cat Lady
>>23538886
Frequents Starbucks
>>23540294
Funny guy of your group of friends

>>23538610
Gah you're always so cute, Dar

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>>23535636
Meditates but doesn't read any Buddhist literature
>>23535664
Shit in the top deck once and still thinks it was hilarious, but never told anyone.
>>23535669
Doesn't start fights but ends up in them sometimes because random tools try to act tough and challenge him because he looks tough.
>>23535681
Likes wine and making crafts/art/food recipes
>>23535685
Was a wimpy kid throughout childhood and high school but is now a much more confident, respected guy. Possibly musician.
>>23535751
Looks a bit better without makeup but has extreme self-image issues due to cultural conformity throughout her life
>>23535852
Brother and sister who had a tough childhood and stick together to support each other throughout life
>>23536223
Has had a drug problem before/currently. Went black, went mostly back.
>>23536235
Likes to spend time at "rougher" bars
>>23536254
You used to be very uncomfortable around other people but are pretty okay now
>>23536294
Dated a girl who was 3-4 years younger once. Says "bros before hoes" but always puts hoes before bros.
>>23536420
Really good at gardening, needed a lot of doctor visits and surgeries growing up and missed out on a lot of childhood because of it
>>23536975
I can't think of a decent assumption, the word "cute" is all that comes to mind
>>23536984
Is a good person to discuss things with normally, but when something goes very wrong he is explosively angry.
>>23537056
Gets a lot of joy from the scene he is a part of, the complete opposite of a poseur. Loved listening to the music too much to bother learning an instrument.
>>23537211
Came from money, feels very nervous when walking by groups of bums/punks on the street
>>23537316
Is a cool guy if he didn't spend too much time on 4chan
>>23537350
Is so self conscious that he analyses every face he makes in photos
>>23537428
Doesn't smoke weed often at all but likes it a lot
>>23538610
Not as promiscuous as everyone thinks, has done mdma, has worked somewhere in a mall
Continuing....

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>>23541353
...continued, been skipping over people who I already assumed in the other (dead) thread

>>23538778
Has seen a lot of life, good and bad, doesn't take the universe so seriously.
>>23538886
Was a huge fucking asshole to other girls in middle school/high school and was popular with the guys
>>23538962
People just can't get mad at you. No matter what.
>>23540294
Sometimes gets too weak or too controlling in relationships, depending on circumstances
>>23540301
Holds on to optimism regardless of the things he's experienced.
>>23540303
Got bullied in school, then became a bully in school, then realized what he was doing and stopped.

>>23541390
Smokes a lot of weed but still aiming for a high-end career. Karolina?

>>23541398
likes comfort and good bj

>>23538821
>>23538962
I see 2 people have noticed my SFRYugoslav flag :)

>>23538610
You have a big juicy butt and have black relatives.

>>23541724
There are people who dislike comfort and good blowjobs?