Left or right?

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>>23415730

WTF? I always did left, I'm not chine

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Fixed.

>>23415844
What did you fix?

I always did left but now I'm going to do it on the right after seeing this. It's the best way.

neither

One on the right is inaccurate. No adidas tracksuit.

>>23415730
Do i look like fucking ranjid? Left
>>23415844
Underrated

Have fun shitting out all your organs right fags

>>23418002
Have fun with your haemorrhoids, left fags (I'm not even joking, look it up).

>>23415730
Its not natural if I literally cant sit like that
I fall over to the back

>>23415730

If you're from India they're both wrong.

They shit in the street.

>>23419749
Not just in any old street...

>>23419749
and they wipe with water instead of tissue, always with their left hand, which they just and only use for that

I would never squat over a regular toilet like on the right. I've seen the injuries people have gotten when the toilet breaks because they were squatting on it

>>23419940
true dat. If it breaks, ceramic is sharp as razors. The carnage on your legs/genitalia/butt can be really serious and one can easily bleed to death
What a dreadful way to be found, your butt and balls all gored up, your dead body lying in a paddle of blood and shit, and a laptop browsing /soc/, /pol/ /b/ and /gif/

>>23415844
лэл

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You only have one body.
Do it right or don't do it at all.

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wait what..? I was taught to poo like this??!!!

help??!!

>>23422425
this is the only way to poopie

>>23419850
DESIGNATED

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>>23415730
Right, natural squatting. I was born with inherent genetics that screwed up my colon and intestines. This is the only way I can get anything done. AMA.