OFFICIAL JOB APPLICATION THREAD i just got a raise at my job,

>>23379612
Can you post a picture of your face please

>>23379612
how do we know you are not a psycho, gonna rape when passed out or force to do weird shit?

and why this? you wont get real friendship/affection with this

This is r9k level desperate if I've ever seen it.

>>23379639
if you post contact info, sure. i'm not going to post it ITT for obvious reasons. i'm not even ugly, at least average looking. i just have no time to be social

>>23379660
why not? my boss is dating a qt he hired. what if we end up as good friends

>>23379670
>tfw i posted in /r9k/ originally and all i got was an offer from an asian femboy and he hasn't responded to my email

>>23379675
Name those obvious reasons please.
There's literally nothing impactfully negative possible.

>>23379783
>Name those obvious reasons please.
i don't want anyone i know in person to be aware of the fact that i posted this thread

make a throwaway email or post kik/skype and i'll show you.

>There's literally nothing impactfully negative possible.
getting doxxed?

>tfw this sounds perfect but you know it's a troll to bait out cunts like me

>>23379813
it's not a troll. please post contact info.

>>23379810
There's as slim of a chance of someone recognizing you here as there is you e-mailing someone your picture and them posting it here or that person being someone you know.
Why would anyone care if they gave out your deets, this isn't /b/ and you're not a whore.

>>23379843
clearly you're not serious about this offer, you probably just want to reply "LOL UR TOO UGLY" or something. if you were serious you would at least post contact info or make a throwaway email account. people wake up at 6am and go to mcdonalds 5x a week to make this much money, and you would literally get to sleep in all day and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

>>23379861
I'm not a woman so no, not really.
I'm also not trying to call you out or shit on you.
It'd up your chances to post your face, but that's up to you.
Good luck with the search.

>>23379887
idd, without photo people will assume he looks weird or ugly

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This seems legit and in no way sleazy at all.

Please, ladies, apply for this man's totally legitimate business venture that is not a porn shoot and/or a severely desperate attempt at getting his micropenis wet.

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>>23379887
>>23379916
close as you're all going to get without a throwaway email or skype/kik

i am not a kissless virgin, i've been asked out on dates by girls. i just don't have the time to meet new girls now, my coworkers are all older guys, and tinder isn't giving me any luck

i also offered adderall & xanax in the OP so there's a 2nd reason why i can't post my face like that

>>23379978
Bruh really?

>>23379612
I'd consider it.

Email: [email protected].

Your picture gets mine. 24/female/white

>>23380032
damn, its happening

>>23380088
He won't send a photo. I'm guessing it's a troll.

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>>23380093
Oops. My bad. I'm the troll.

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>>23380105
>>23380107
you know i can just delete the thread right?

besides if i'm "just a troll" that could be anyone. o well

you betrayed him?
lmao that's cruel, respect his privacy

>>23380105
>>23380107
You look good OP, you don't need this.

>>23380117
EPIC WIN LOL

worst case scenario i keep my money. o well, it seemed like a good offer to me. i mean shit, i'd take it if i was a NEET.

o well

>>23380118
haven't touched a girl in 2 years. also i have money now & nothing left to buy. so i wanna do it, i can't see how else i could spend $ to make myself happy.

>>23380165
By becoming a less shity person go to charity events or find a fucking hobbie.

>>23380174
that's the last resort. it would pain me more to spend my only free time (saturday) doing those things far more than it would pain me to lose a bit of my useless monopoly money.

not to mention getting her to the point where she's sleeping over will take a long time. i don't care to wait if i can fix the problem by throwing money at it.

and my hobbies don't involve interacting with girls, unfortunately.

>>23380165
Save up, get into real estate.
Live all your life being semi wealthy taking more vacations than the average person. Find travelling people, fuck travelling people or thai ladyboys.

>>23380184
eh, i don't really like travelling though. i worked for a travel agency even, i mean i might like it if i had a gf to go with but alone it's kind of shitty. i'd rather just stay in my room

>>23379612
What are the physical requirements OP?

>>23380225
you have to be a female, or passable trap

So you want a hooker you can't sleep with, yet if at all. Because you don't want to date? The fuck do you think your asking for bro?

>>23380242
>Because you don't want to date?
i'm not opposed to it but i can't magically snap my fingers and get a date. i don't know any girls.

>The fuck do you think your asking for bro?
it's plain as fuck right there in my OP, read it

>>23380238
Literally just have a vagina?

>>23379612
If you dont involve in social activities you wont meet new people wich means no friends / gf
And about tinder / dating sites I don't know why are you failing, maybe reset profile or redo the photos / description / way you talk

>>23380253
not even important seeing as we don't have to have sex

>>23380264
>If you dont involve in social activities you wont meet new people wich means no friends / gf
exactly. i don't have the time nor do i particularly enjoy those activities so i'd rather spend my money on it.

>And about tinder / dating sites I don't know why are you failing, maybe reset profile or redo the photos / description / way you talk
tinder is 90% of the girls going for the top 5-10% of guys. i live in a place full of chads, a major uni. you have to be the top tier of facial aesthetics to get results on it. regardless, i have had tinder for 2 months and it's been a disaster. i get some matches but they NEVER reply. i have like 20 matches and maybe 3 replied and then stopped quick after

>>23380281
My throwaway kik is vermilion9000
And prove it's you when you message and not a random anon from thread.

To bad your not into dudes bah

>>23380291
how do you start conversations? lol

In this kind of sites you dont have to be a 10/10 just be interesting enough
If you are like everybody they won't waste time
About the photos and bio is kinda psychological, you have to look like someone they would like to talk / meet / fk

>>23380367
>how do you start conversations? lol
if their bio says something that i can comment on, that. otherwise just 'hi' or something of that sort.


>In this kind of sites you dont have to be a 10/10 just be interesting enough
>If you are like everybody they won't waste time
>About the photos and bio is kinda psychological, you have to look like someone they would like to talk / meet / fk

look dude, i know. do you think i want to spend money on something hundreds of millions of people get for free? do you think i want all of my tinder matches to not respond to me so i can make a post on 4chan offering a living wage for simply laying next to me every night when i sleep?

go lurk /r9k/ for a bit, i'm not alone here. at least i'm fortunate enough to have money though

What are you physically attracted to OP? Be specific pls

>>23380433
You misread my post, friend

>>23380415
a girl/passable trap that is at least 3/10

i'm pretty desperate, obviously. how could i be picky? if you're not morbidly obese or really old or just completely ugly then i can't complain

>this thread makes me sad
>at the same time it's so sketchy but it's tempting

>>23380400
welp, good luck then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>23380466
Why not be picky? I mean it's not a bad gig just to lay around and cuddle and get paid for it idk

>>23380483
if i get more than one job application i will be 'picky' and choose which one i prefer

right now i have zero offers. so yeah, :^)

You're adorable. I wish I knew the area you lived around, because if this is a serious offer, I'd highly consider it. As long as I could have the liberty of helping you pick out outfits or dressing you up nicely, I think things would work out fine.

>>23380507
it is a serious offer. post contact info pls

>>23380527
[email protected]

>>23380107
sheeeeit. somebuddy bouta get scrate murdered in my unis town

This is the only job I would be excited for.

>>23380846
>would be
why aren't you?

>>23380861
Because I haven't been hired yet.

>>23380870
are you going to apply?

>>23380881
I need more information on what the boss is looking for in terms of physical qualities.

>>23380881
Also would there be relocation expenses paid out?

>>23380890
>female or passable trap
>not morbidly obese
>not completely busted face

>>23380899
yeah i mean i'd pay for you to get here, and i guess if i fired you i would pay for you to get back. i'm not a bad person

>>23380906
How bad of a face can I have to pass?

>>23380914
not sure how i could express that in words. you could post an email, kik, or skype if you're serious. or you could post your face here.

>>23380922
What proportions are ideal for you for body?

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>>23380926
not in the red zone

i don't prefer the white zone but i would love a qt anorexic girl to fatten up desu

>>23380105
Savage

>>23380940
And age requirements?

>>23380960
under 30 is ideal. i am 22

sign up for a sugar daddy site

>>23380966
notrllymyname is my Kik if you want it

>>23381002
Tbh anyone who wants to chat can add me

>>23379612
I'd just chat and be friends if you'd like, feel free to kik me, Shrutchi
Also, trap btw

Interested, OP. [email protected]

>>23379612
OP if you're still around I'd love to talk to you. Your surroundings sound a lot like mine, I wonder if we're close?

Shoot me an email! [email protected]

>>23379612
I'll be your snuggle buddy, OP.
I'm a 21 year old passable qt mtf.
Skype: evelynphoenix
Add me ^.^