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Assumptions BREAD.
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Off me already fàm
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>>23359029
i assume that you would never betray your best friend
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>>23359053
>2016
>having friends
I have a cat though.
You can be overly enthusiastic.
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>>23359029
you drink often
>>23359053
you trick lots of people
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>>23359029
You love to read

>>23359053
You have a very self deprecating sense of humor
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>>23359029
Drinks a lot
>>23359053
really sweet, but an animal in the bedroom
>>23359070
Smoke killer kush
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>>23359070
You were stoned in this picture
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>>23359079
nah drugs are bad
Has a sassy cat
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>>23359086
sober from drugs for like a month
>>23359076
same nose as your mom
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>mfw alcoholic mug
JUST
>>23359070
Used to drink more back in the day, not so much nowadays.
You like /out/doors.
>>23359076
Ye. /lit/ is my home board.
You have anxiety problems and get stressed out easily.
>>23359079
Played sports, but not so much nowadays.
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>>23359029
small and ready to brawl, pious.

>>23359053
puts up with a lot more than most people would, is okay with it

>>23359070
has said to a person face to face "lel kys faggot"

>>23359076
seems okay at first, has a short fuse

>>23359079
stands with his legs spread very wide, crossing his arms is your go to stance.

>inb4 lel weed
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>>23359029
>>23359053
Shy and quiet
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>>23359079
nice guy 2.0

>>23359076
nice guy updated software 3.6 with dlc

>>23359070
High school football team captain who marries his sweetheart right outta highschool

>>23359053
A total sweetheart to your face, super manipulative to other people

>>23359029
Male model wannabe

>>23359103
Utter loser who has nothing better to do. (jk ily)
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>>23359029
You powerlift, live somewhere cold, dont have a large number of friends but stick by a select few individuals who really matter. You're into mmorpgs and work construction or some job you dread.

>>23359053
You're pretty lax, great sense of humor and picky about men. You enjoy all types of music, but mostly some weird shit like indie rock. You consider yourself a nerd but you talk like a person from compton.
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>>23359063
i definitely could be overly enthusiastic, but, mostly when im drunk, i have a cat too. should we be the same person?
>>23359076
yep. i try not to do that too much now though bc, it can be off putting to other people
youre not yet comfortable in your own skin
>>23359070
nah. you really, do not care what other people think about you, but you need attention irl
>>23359079
perhaps
you have a great handshake and youre a super sweet guy
>>23359105
not really. you never had problems with girls. even in like, middle school.
>>23359103
yeah i do lol. youve seen some shit and its changed you as a person forever
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>>23359029
you do things
>>23359053
you do stuff
>>23359070
you do thingsy stuff
>>23359076
you make threads about advice
>>23359079
do you stuff and things
>>23359103
you draw really well!!!!!!!
>>23359105
CHAD! You do things
>>23359110
I don't think you do things. Or stuff.
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>>23359079
Owns both cats and dogs

>>23359103
Likes to have deep intellectual conversations

>>23359105
Works out every day and wouldn't have it any other way

>>23359110
Currently in college, enjoys cutting loose but knows when to get serious
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>>23359136
stuff is fucking fun
you like doing fun stuff
>>23359126
i dont think im picky about men but i do have a type, i just dont let that get in my way if i like someone. otherwise yeah!, but i talk like a person from nyc.
you have surprisingly deep conversations with people and they dont expect it. you can talk to anybody for hours
>>23359110
nah bruh. i hate manipulating
when you were a kid in the 90s you hated 90s fashion but now. now you love it.
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>>23359029
drinks 6 cups of coffee a day
>>23359053
happy nearly all of the time
>>23359070
recently got into a fight
>>23359076
a bit depressed
>>23359079
hates being called shia
>>23359103
prefers edibles
>>23359105
gymbro
>>23359110
likes cute things, like stuffed animals
>>23359126
is a
s a d b o i
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tried to find a pic with 0 personality, so have at me

>>23359103
you've been in exactly 3 bands
>>23359079
cat + dog wallpaper, so you prob do something veterinary
>>23359076
very very sad on the inside. don't worry man, things will get better for you
>>23359053
engineering major
>>23359029
eastern european
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>>23359029
You have a skeleton of adamantium

>>23359070
would warn fellow stalkers of a blowout

>>23359103
Lends a lot of shirts

>>23359105
Shy and quiet

>>23359126
A great scuba diver (swimmer)
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>>23359160
usually yeah i am.
you have so much to your personality and you like so many things. so, youre open as fuck, and can have fun with anything
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>>23359163
you fucking love running
also no. i major in english
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>>23359100
never been a drinker but drink now since ive been sober-?
>>23359103
no...
>>23359110
no...
>>23359103
thought he saw the devil once
>>23359110
completely lost
>>23359132
I know you know that I know
>>23359136
Has had a forehead for years
>>23359160
Last night, damn youre good.
Really questioning life and especially the future
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>>23359136
I deduce from the Everlast bag in the back ground that you are an amateur boxer/MMA fighter in training

>>23359160
Really into movies, definite cinephile. Doesn't get out much which is a shame because life of the party

>>23359163
The guy who you expect aesthetically to be loud and brash but ends up being well-spoken and making you feel taken aback
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>>23359110
>;__; r-reeee
The Front Bottoms are playing softly in the background of your room.

>>23359105
The guy my gf thinks about during sex

>>23359136
hey, that's cheating

>>23359163
KEK
yes I have been, only two with names though.
I assume you were the dude who would stick up for betas in high school, doesn't blow up the weed mans phone.

>>23359167
>yes
listens to emo, owns a Telecaster

>>23359160
A R T S C H O O L

>>23359126
plays lacrosse, drinks natty light even when he doesn't have to.
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>>23359103
Shitposting is ruining your life.
You're chill as fuck.
>>23359105
Outgoing chad.
Wouldn't say shy, but I'm pretty reserved.
>>23359110
Nah, I don't have such aesthetics.
Visits tumblr and would probably dislike me in person.
>>23359126
I used to, at least tried, but have no access to gym. Ideally I'd like to train for strongman, but I don't have the means for equipment or nutrition. Last two are off.
I assume you lift or at least regular /fit/
>>23359132
M-maybe
>>23359136
Accurate observation.
You're not sure if your smile looks good.
>>23359160
Yeah làd.
I guess you were pretty assburgers in school.
>tfw
>>23359163
Ye.
You like jogging.
>>23359167
If only làd.
You're very laid back and can handle social situations well.
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>>23359105
Total gymbro

>>23359126
Closet dweeb

>>23359136
Define things. And is a total sweetheart

>>23359139
yes

>>23359155
Sorry bra! And you nailed me on the head hot dayum

>>23359160
Is a super nerd but a total sweetheart

>>23359163
You look like a really hot teacher

>>23359167
Bartender

>>23359175
Oops sorry! And lost from what?
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>>23359192
Don't even know who they are but now I'm curious.

>>23359194
You have the jawline. And no.
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>>23359175
how...how did you know smirky smiley guy?!?!?!
>>23359155
I do! I do do fun stuff!!!!
>>23359126
you do stuff of the thing variety
>>23359160
GINGEY <3 you do things in the stuff variety. go ahead. tell me I'm wrong. You won't.
>>23359163
you do 0 personality things
>>23359167
you do stuffy things (not like congestion though)
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>>23359192
I post like one whole day every once in a while and you crack me up each time bro
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>>23359205
because you didnt look zero honestly
>>23359196
you will see one day
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>>23359204
It's pretty average imo. My grandfather had a god like jawline but I'm cursed not to receive his genetics
Just fuck my shit up

You kinda gave me a Tumblr vibe, I guess I mismeasured you
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>>23359196
thing (N.)
plural noun: things

skip a few

3. an action, activity, event, thought, or utterance.

I hope this was beneficial to you.
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>>23359204
for u anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWJUk65EnQM

>>23359209
stay chiseled, my man

>>23359194
you mean improved :^)
>maybe one day I will believe this ;_;
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>>23359174
oh yeah I love running... into qts like you

>>23359187
I will take that as a compliment man

>>23359192
haha nice. did sports in hs, but sat with the shy guys who were into programming at lunch, so oddly accurate assumption haha

>>23359194
noice. am also eastern european
and correct

>>23359196
haha what. thanks? you look like a hot student? is that what your trying to instigate? im terrible at this rp shit

>>23359136
yep pretty much.
you wear hats and do other human things
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>>23359192
What the hell is a telecaster

>>23359194
Laid back on the outside, defcon 1 on the inside

>>23359196
Never worked in a bar, I love to drink though
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>>23359313
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>>23359341
it goes twang and squeals
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>>23359341
twinkle machine
muh bb
<3
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>>23359341
>>23359357
Ah ok, never played guitar at all, banjo and piano though
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>>23359024
IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THEN YOU MUST FIGHT
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>>23359029
Uses scented soaps.
>>23359053
For peace.
>>23359070
Will ignore this.
>>23359076
Into gore.
>>23359079
Go fishing often.
>>23359103
BJ has been DJ at least once.
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>>23359379
guitar is slightly gay but piano is awesome and banjos seem legitimately difficult but like a whole lotta fun
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>>23359495
>into gore
Goddamn
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>>23359495
does triple quadroople things. Lots of things!!!
>>23359506
does okay things sometimes.
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>>23359495
So you're an archeologist. I gotta big bone for you to examine.
*unzips
:^)

Anyways, you are pretty autistic socially.
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>>23359495
You rarely put on full makeup or get really dressy, but you are still always well dressed and presentable.

>>23359506
I bet you make crazy awesome sandwiches when you get high
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>>23359518
Gives off bitchy vibe, but is the opposite in life. Was tomboyish as a kid.
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>>23359518
does some of the things!
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>>23359528
Welp, I guess I'm easy to read, Dead on.
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>>23359136
Lives in cold climate.
>>23359513
Much ado about nothing.
>>23359514
I only bleach 'em

Accur8

>>23359518
A good cook.

>>23359518
First half is true.
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>>23359546
T-that's n-not you right
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>>23359564
It is.
Why?
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>>23359570
Nothing, just nothing.
>tfw no pale succubi gf
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>>23359582
Aw, anon. You'll find her soon, after the pits of hell open up after we destroy the earth.
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>>23359588
>Aw, anon. You'll find her soon :3
Literal worse than Hitler series of words strung together.
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>>23359594
just b urself
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>>23359594
Well if it makes you feel any better, I got in a car accident the day i left that photoshoot (less than 2 weeks ago), and today I've been mostly bedridden from back pain....and my boyfriend still isn't home from going out with his friend. So, even I'm lonely tonight and irritated with love.
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>>23359600
Jesus, why would your suffering make me happy. I'm sorry dude, hope you recover soon.
>bf
r-reee?
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>>23359588
Y-yes
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>>23359599
wow I never thought about it like that, hey thanks chad!
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>>23359570
you own a cat
>>23359506
you would like to lie on the sofa as much as possible
>>23359495
thinks about death a lot
>>23359167
wants to be part of the 1%
>>23359163
likes superhero movies
>>23359160
doesn't know yet what to do in life
>>23359136
there is a playstation in your basement room
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>>23359029
>Fresh out of bath in that pic
>>23359053
>Into some sort of visual arts
>>23359070
>Extreme sports enthusiast
>>23359076
>Seriously considered killing couple of acquaintances
>>23359079
>Can't perform cunnilingus properly if his life depended on it
>>23359103
>Is a smoker
>>23359105
>Owns Under Armor clothing.
>>23359110
>Values looks over personality, will never admit it.
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>>23359819
damn you took a psycho pic there
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>>23359819
Is married with kids
>>23359787
Likes to be outdoors doing hiking and stuff
>>23359495
Wants to work in a STEM field
>>23359160
Never sleeps
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>>23360075
Plays at least one sport and pretty popular I'm guessing

Ur cute tho
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>>23360183
You seem like the guy who gets called a skin head but is actually a nice lad.
>>23359846
Seem like one of those food hipsters.
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>>23359787
Chill af dude who loves his friends.
>>23359819
Slav God. Would fight/10
>>23359846
Qt, but has social issues
>>23360075
A major qt, although her smile isn't genuine.
>>23360183
Cool dude. Would hang out with.
>>23360190
Hates vanity.
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>>23359819
>>Can't perform cunnilingus properly if his life depended on it
That's probably what I do best as far as sex is concerned.
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>>23359070
>You trick lots of people

Such is the life of a trap
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>>23360619
No cheerleading advice.. ?
How peculiar.
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>>23359495
Can quote the movie Scream word for word

>>23359506
You remind me of a scruffy Ryan from The Office

>>23359518
Very, very dry sense of humor. People can never quite tell when you're joking or when you're being serious.

>>23359787
Likes getting into spirited debates over cups of coffee.

>>23359819
Has never left that stoop in his life and menaces passer bys with that knife. They call him the stoop kid.

>>23359846
Wants to be a chef but doesn't think there's enough money in it.

>>23360075
Likes to pretend to be innocent but is a freak between the sheets.
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>>23360190
into hardcore punk music
>>23360183
works in a medical field
>>23360075
uses guys to get stuff free
>>23359846
majorly introverted
>>23359819
art student
>>23359787
eats lots of red meat
>>23359570
slut and proud of it
>>23359518
listens to sufjan stevens
>>23359506
listens to sufjan stevens
>>23359495
visits r/watchpeopledie
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>>23361858
Makes lots of sarcastic comments. Could stand to be less critical of others. Good with appearances and images.

>>23360190
Athletic and goofy. A little abrasive at times.

>>23360183
Very patient and reserved. A little picky sometimes though.

>>23360075
Friendly and grateful to others, but a bit indistinct.

>>23359846
Knows how to appreciate the simple things, but has trouble expressing herself
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>>23362158
One of those quirky friends everybody has. The party hasn't really started until they get there.

>>23361858
She was really into Evanescence as a teenager but would never admit to liking it now.
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>>23361858
Was that just a wild stab in the dark?
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>>23362158
Capricorn
>>23361858
Uses the word twat
>>23360075
A wholesome person
>>23359819
A goober
A fun little goober
>>23359518
Hates the color brown
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>>23362345
>Capricorn
Nope, Cancer. Astrology is bullshit anyway.
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>>23362345
Takes photos with a costa cup
>>23362158
is an inbetweener
>>23361858
went to social support groups at school
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>>23362351
You need to chill I'm ashamed to be the same sign as you
>>23362372
The fuck is that
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>>23362345
>Goober
Yeah, I like to get fucked up too, and do some fucked up shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XnOOfXCIFI
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>>23362186
i always hated them lol
>>23362321
pretty much
>>23362345
no
>>23362372
nope, ps. nobody is impressed that you drink carling
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>>23362372
goes to a lot of concerts
>>23362345
really cool when drunk
>>23362158
doesn't like his job
>>23361858
sells stuff on etsy
>>23360190
really likes old movies
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If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight
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>>23363394
likes sandvich
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>>23363359
i buy a lot of stuff from there, but no....you look like a portland skater guy
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>>23363340
Idc lol
>>23363359
No u
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you all look like cute dorks /soc/

>>23360190
would buy things just the sake of irony, likes quoting funny shows

>>23361858
prefers raves to clubs, also a bookworm

>>23362158
very patient, and gets taken advantage of at times because of it

>>23362372
exceptionally bad dancer

>>23363359
total mommas boy
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>>23364663
Total bottom.
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>>23364663
wears hat a lot.
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>>23364775
fucking kek

story?
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>>23364781
19f initiated a threeway with me (gay, 30) and my friend of 8 years (straight, 26) for my 30th birthday

It was a great present. Straight friend said "that wasn't as weird as i thought it would be" and i said "so it was weird?" and he said "no, i mean, i thought it would be weird but it wasn't, everything felt great"

Made my night fo sho
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>>23364804
you've got some good friends.
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>>23364810
I almost scored a 3way with him and gf about 3 yrs ago. I literally got my hand in his pants and he wanted to stop. One overdose, breakup, and year of physical therapy later, and I'm sucking his dick. He's a really good communicator in person and almost nonexistent via texts and phones. So it's a nice balance where I'm not constantly talking to him but when he's at my house, we can range from uncontrollable laughter to the dark and heavy stuff. So far, he hasn't acted different at all about anything and it's been 2 months. He just told me (for the first time) last week that I'm his best friend now. It's nice to be my age and feel like you matter to people that ain't blood.
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I'm assembling my assumptions in an additional post. Stand by.
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>>23359029
You accidentally killed a bird when you were a kid and felt guilty that you weren't guiltier.

>>23359053
Your mother runs a reiki/acupuncture/spiritual drycleaning parlor, and you almost always stink of patchouli as an unfortunate result.

>>23359070
You are fairly athletically inclined, but prone to hilarious injury.

>>23359076
You once got lost in the woods and were found completely naked, covered in various feces, and having created an entirely new religion based on the ingestion of toxic ferns. Therapy helped.

>>23359079
You are actually making a postmortem post, as you suffered a sudden pulmonary embolism and had your soft tissues consumed in short order by the cat pictured.

>>23359103
You're that stonefaced guy that walks around the mall smelling like the loudest weed. Just daring anyone to say a thing.

>>23359105
You once got locked in a carnival overnight and ended up sleeping inside a ferris wheel carriage.

>>23359110
You have come to harvest viable human organs for the extraterrestrial organic history museum of your homeworld.

>>23359126
Your neck is tilted at a permanent 45 degree angle, a fact you conceal with skewed and faraway selfie angles.
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>>23364843
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>>23359029
got into the lad house scene to late
>>23359053
grows your own food
>>23359070
either the happiest or saddest man on earth
>>23359076
you listen to chiptune and play mario games
>>23359079
came out of uni and still single
>>23359103
tells people to fuck off but likes his life
>>23359105
really sad but lifts
>>23359110
wanted to be a cat girl
>>23359126
criminally insecure (more so then windows 10)
>>23359136
you play the guitar
>>23359160
you played cod for years and now like to take photos
>>23359163
plays warhammer 40k
>>23359167
you like coffee and wish you were french
>>23359495
edgy lazy art student
>>23359506
never afraid to get into a fight (but never wins)
>>23359518
wore a star trek shirt to a star wars party once
>>23359787
never lost an argument
>>23359819
listens to acid techno and runs a record label
>>23359846
does yoga and hates herself
>>23360075
loves to protest
>>23360183
single and lives in a small apartment
>>23360190
old school /b/ poster
>>23361858
you entrap men
>>23362158
hates his parents
>>23362345
wants to be herself but acts like her social circle
>>23362372
reads hentai and shitposts on /jp/
>>23363359
your band never worked out
>>23364663
is very honest
>>23364775
would say cuck but saw the 3way comments
>>23364843
never found your true love
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>>23364843
You often ponder whether you're a psychopath but you've never been diagnosed
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>>23359136
You make Disney lip sync videos in your spare time.

>>23359160
You were born with a rare skin disease that makes you mortally allergic to the sun.

>>23359163
You once masturbated to a Marine Corps recruitment video. You know the one.

>>23359167
You played the smarmy sidekick characters in every summer youth theater show you ever participated in, and also provided the liquor for every cast party from the seventh grade to graduation.

>>23359495
You once pushed a kid out of a tree and broke his arm, but managed to pin it on the emotionally unstable kid in class.

>>23359506
You saw your mother take five Vicodin and two shots of Hennessey a night.

>>23359518
You are secretly a time-traveling Betty Page, on a mission that is a matter of national security.

>>23359787
You set a paper napkin on fire at Thanksgiving when you were ten, and to this day your nana gives you those heavy fabric ones that she has "fireproofed, just for safety".

>>23359819
You cried for twenty minutes at the last episode of Puella Magi Magica Madoka.

>>23359846
You murdered the photographer five days after this was taken.

>>23360075
You live in Fargo, and have never seen Fargo.

>>23360183
You vomited during health class, when they showed the birth video.

>>23360190
You are the satanic love child of Kramer and Weird Al, sent from the future to save comedy from itself.

>>23361858
You grabbed a bag of bagels out of a Dunkin Donuts dumpster when you were drunk last week.

>>23362158
You have a collection of over five thousand Pogs.

>>23362345
You had a hours phase right up until you met a horse in person.

>>23362372
You trespassed in abandoned buildings and on private land for years. You have a collection of things stolen from places you've broken into.

>>23363359
You once lost an entire pen in your hair and didn't find it until the next morning when you showered.
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>>23364926
It's beautiful. You really captured the true me.
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>>23364956
>Puella Magi Magica Madoka.
Well, there's no erasing that shit from my search history now... Thanks very much.
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>>23364976
Hahahaha, sucker.
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>>23365055
volunteers for charities
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>>23365055
Doesn't like to put effort into stuff.
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>>23365055
likes back to the future
>>23364843
on medication
>>23364775
are those puppets?!
>>23364663
mixed gender
>>23363359
teachers always got mad at you
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>>23364956
No Pogs, but I sure as hell cried at Madoka. Rebellion fucked me up.
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>>23365283
Truuuuuuu.

You get mistaken for a drug dealer fairly frequently, to your confusion.
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these are surprisingly accurate

>>23364689
so i look like a twink?
noice

>>23364762
blue kitty hat

>>23364936
>is very honest
id like to think so yeah

>>23365283
>mixed gender
maybe
who knows, i dont really think about it much
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