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assume away

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>>23348217
I rarely struggle with this but I have no fkn idea lol.. Way too generic . you like to work out sometimes and you're a uni student

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>>23348217
Can down a pint in one go
>>23348256
Doesn't like squats.

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>>23348217
Loves his reflection
>>23348256
Is a full time dudebro
>>23348276
Likes drinking and is a nice drunk

I should be pretty easy I think :')

>>23348290
Likes skittles (^;

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>>23348217
Still jackman
>>23348256
worries bout his image a lot
>>23348276
Hangs out a lot in bars
>>23348290
Quirky type behavior

>>23348290
Is pretty easy

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>>23348217
/b/ shitposter
>>23348256
50 shades of grey try hard wannabe
>>23348276
/r9k/ vet with advanced autism
>>23348290
Has a ddlg tumblr

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>>23348217
Reaaallly like makeup.
>>23348256
Uses Axe.
>>23348276
Owns 5 different kinds of hairbrush.
>>23348290
Straight A student.

>>23348294
Yes!
>>23348297
Quirky type behaviour?
>>23348298
Nope. Only slept with one guy and it took him months to get my clothes off
>>23348299
Ew. Absolutely not.

>>23348297
Likes to look at his chest hair.
>>23348299
Entirely accurate. Fire rises.
>>23348303
Likes guns and actually knows a whole lot on them and can't stand people mixing up magazines with clips.
>>23348306
That wasn't very obvious. (^:

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>>23348217
You once came in someone's coffee.
>>23348256
You like chess and highschool girls.
>>23348276
Streaked while drunk at least once.
>>23348290
u smonk weed to seem cool to your peers.
>>23348297
Once fought four blokes at once.
Then cucked them.
>>23348299
>>23348303
Weeb brothers. You never speak to one another from your bunkbeds.

>>23348256
:((((((( Could be worse. at least i don't have an undercut/man bun combo.
more than sometimes
and no. couldn't afford college

you have a fireplace in your house/whatever you live in whether real or fake and use it at least 3 times a week in the winter

>>23348276
pint of water maybe :^)
you used to play rugby

>>23348290
....guilty
hmmm you strike me as a marvel kind of girl instead of DC

>>23348297
Not quite but I have still considered our suggestion about using it to pick up girls. The day I decide to start going out, I'll try it and let you know if it works <3

favorite drink is either Jack Daniels or Kraken

>>23348299
tfw never posted on /b/, went there twice out of curiosity and found it worse than /soc/

you were the snobby rich kind in your school choir who everyone wanted to beat up.

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>>23348217
hell european
>>23348256
is a sugar daddy
>>23348276
nice fuckboi
>>23348290
acts shy but loves getting hella turnt with the gurlz
>>23348297
has a stoner personality
>>23348299
has a boring job, is insecure, likes younger girls
>>23348316
would do porn

>>23348318
I do like dressing up like a pirate and drinking spiced rum
>>23348316
Cucked quite a few guys. Not a big fan of fighting when it's outside a ring thouogh

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>>23348217
Likes BJJ
>>23348256
Has a well paying job
>>23348276
Misses Fruitopia
>>23348290
Likes to draw, your room looks cool too
>>23348297
Has military experience
>>23348299
Hates reddit

>>23348303
Lol I wish! I guess I'm smart, I used to be top of the class in everything pretty much, but I've had a lot of issues lately and my grades are suffering :/
>>23348312
I thought I'd be easy! Apparently I'm more mysterious than I thought :P
>>23348316
Nope! I've smoked once out of curiosity but I wasn't really a fan so haven't since :')
>>23348318
I'm pretty split actually, I prefer the DC comics but the marvel movies are so much better
>>23348328
I'm definitely shy, but I'm more of a quiet drink with my friends or get drunk alone kinda girl, partying doesn't go well for me

>>23348328
This photo's cool as fuk m8
You're time travelling gigolo, pulling women in every century.
>>23348331
Box, MMA, what, m8?
>>23348335
Secret pussy master. Always on the prowl, ready to pounce.

>>23348365
Did a few years of French boxing sempai. Loads of fun but pretty hard

>>23348383
Mtf?

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>>23348383
you used to bee underweight, would like to study fashion
>>23348381
likes being lazy with her bf
>>23348335
sometimes puts on loud music and jumps around
>>23348328
does vintage photography
>>23348316
rides a motorbike
>>23348303
has an eccentric sense of humour

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yeye

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>>23350450

Is gentle looking and romantic.

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>>23348217
bullied in high school
>>23348256
fucking rich
>>23348276
you hate your father
>>23348290
18 or 19 but everyone thinks you're 15
>>23348297
hey u :^) was in a bar fight more than once
>>23348299
"just average" student
>>23348316
you wish you read more
>>23348328
takes hard drugs
>>23348335
you miss your childhood
>>23348381
you hate your ex bf
>>23348383
you don't know what you're doing with your life
>>23350450
the dark knight is one of your fave film
>>23350465
you have an allergy
>>23350467
you have a tumblr
>>23350483
always late

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rate me i'm the gentle man with the blue shirt

>>23350509
Yip.

>>23350533
which one are you m8

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>>23350509
you pretend to be happy sometimes
>>23350450
you always just look so content with everything
>>23348335
likes all the typical things every 20 something white dude likes
>>23348328
so trendy so little time
>>23348316
you look like some celebrity i cant exactly remember. anyway. youre edgy af but it makes you super mysterious and awesome
>>23348303
growing to like yourself more and more everyday
>>23348299
can be cocky sometimes
>>23348297
everyday you shower and everyday you wonder how youre not bald
>>23348290
kawaii af
>>23348276
really sociable despite what your gray looking pictures tell
>>23348256
you look like you belong in a music video based in 2001
>>23348217
super cool angle guy

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>>23348217
played sports in highschool, still riding that high

>>23348290
kawaii anime loving girl

>>23348297
thinks he can solve all his problems with violence or yelling

>>23348303
very nice guy always geniune with everyone

>>23350467
enjoys taking pictures from dslr camera, and posting artsy things on social networks

>>23350509
plays league of legends

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>>23348217
You once went through someone's book and discreetly drew a dick on every page.
>>23348256
Friendly and confident guy, though I'd say that you've put a laxative in someone's drink before.
>>23348276
Is secretly from reddit.
>>23348290
Can chew your ear off when talking about cartoon conspiracy
>>23348297
You just like a loud guy to me.
>>23348299
Still jumps in the ball pit.
>>23348303
Is interested in a wide array of obscure things.
>>23348316
Does not in fact enjoy his face being fucked.
I'd say you're a funny, but pretentious, side to you.
>>23348328
Not a big fan of partaking in sports.
>>23348335
Prefers to cycle/walk than take public transport or drive.
>>23350450
Has a hidden talent than he has yet to show to anyone.
>>23350509
Is either a game designer, a programmer, or a history buff.
>>23350566
I'd say you a happy secret, it's something you WANT people to know but you also don't want them to know... I think. :P
>>23350591
Insecure, yet has a lot to talk about and is an all round interesting person.

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>>23348256
You work out often and eat noodles
>>23348276
Fuckin cutie ass loser who has way too many retro consoles
>>23348290
Cute nerdy grill who loves fantasy novels and a good cup of tea
>>23348297
Hello again my fellow smoker ;^)
>>23348299
Absolute nerd who loves his PC
>>23348303
You own a pit bull and you don't walk it
>>23348316
Non-regularly smokes bud, drink every weekend and has a cool job doing something artsy
>>23348328
Definitely an art hoe
>>23348335
You are straight but secretly gives really good blowjobs (also u a qt)
>>23348383
Aside from being a thread killer, u a cutie and probably makes really good sandwiches
>>23350450
You look like you play football/soccer a lot or you work out often
>>23350465
>>23350467
>>23350483
>>23350521
>>23350548
These thread killers man
>>23350509
You game a lot but have a qt ass gf/bf idk

>>23350566
not really. You read a lot of non-fiction books.
>>23350591
I played a few games last year, it was shit and I hated it. You wish you were a pro player
>>23350624
None of these. You broke up recently
>>23350633
nah. You often browse /fa/ and /mu/

>>23350669
nah, league is shit. i play dota

>>23350682
same shit to me. you still wish you were a pro player, only a dota pro player :^)

>>23350669
ive read a few non fic but its not my fav
>>23350633
youve tried drugs
>>23350624
hmmm. perhaps. im not sure
ive been sitting here trying to think of something but i cant so ill get back to you <3
>>23350591
cocky cause you know your hair gets the grillz

>>23350719
i are not cocky!

>>23350633
probably 420s

>>23350624
definitely a console video game player

>>23350702
I DONT WANNA BE PRO I SWEAR xb

>>23350719
I should just have guessed "you read a lot" then
(I'll be honest: you have really beautiful hair)

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>>23348217
Homosexual
>>23348256
Homosexual
>>23348276
Homosexual
>>23348290
"Nerd" girl.... pls be my gf
>>23348297
Drug dealer
>>23348299
Beta male
>>23348316
Underage
>>23348303
Homosexual
>>23348328
Homosexual
>>23348335
Homosexual
>>23348383
Transexual
>>23350450
Has kids
>>23350465
Has violent bf
>>23350467
More than 3 sexual partners
>>23350483
Lives in Midwest
>>23350509
Failed normie
>>23350521
Cuck
>>23350548
Homosexual
>>23350566
Weaboo
>>23350591
Homosexual
>>23350624
Nu-male
>>23350633
Likes drugs, pretty hot

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>>23348192

>>23350889
trippy
>>23350882
likes hiking trips
>>23350633
loves crystal castles
>>23350624
first uni semester student

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can't sleep, assume me some more

but this thread slept

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>>23350882
Fuck off with your inverted commas, I'm no fucking normie
>>23350633
Absolutely spot on, you're pretty cute too ;)
>>23350624
I have no idea what cartoon conspiracy is
>>23350591
>>23350566
Never watched anime :/
>>23350546
The 18 year old who looks 15 :')

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>>23353797
Tries to be as nice as possible, but loses temper quickly.
>>23351710
Guy who has trouble dealing with bad cashiers
>>23350882
Guy who provably has a lot of fitness equipment but never works out.
>>23350633
Does not speak to men unless they're under 125lbs and smoke weed.
>>23350624
Wants to die
>>23350591
Desperately tries to follow trends
>>23350566
Doesn't know how to comfort people so avoids sad people instead

>>23353819
Kinda right

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>>23348217
>lots of cologne smell

>>23348256
>compensates for his baldness

>>23348303
>gets lots of in-grown hairs in his gross stubble

>>23348316
>is short

>>23350465
>does not like dog whistles

>>23350483
>thick booteeee

>>23350633
>has a vaguely stinky odor

Shoot.

>>23353819
i don't get it, what would be a bad cashier?

>>23355121
Fucks up orders constantly, is rude, that kind of thing.

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>>23351710
Likes sushi
>>23353797
Sometimes questions his own sexuality
>>23353819
Plays video games like it's his job
>>23354568
Doesn't look this way normally (Damn, man, you look odd.)

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>>23355186
very protective of family and close friends
>>23354568
one of many siblings
>>23353819
fiercely independent but still loyal to family
>>23353797
reads a lot of non fiction books
>>23351710
listens to lots of techno from the 90s
>>23350882
homosexual
>>23350633
keeps a daily journal
>>23350624
was the school bully, now regrets
>>23350591
just got here from a 2004 garage revival band
>>23350566
falls in love with intelligence
>>23350509
moderator on /mu/

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have fun

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>>23355316
lots of opinions but none of them bad
>>23350591
bullied in high school, got over it immediately
>>23348383
biggest heart in the game
>>23348335
smash player

>>23356353
well that's just like, your opinion man

>>23350465
you look beautiful, can we see your whole face?

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Im game.