will I ever get laid again? it's been 4 years

>>23347750
do you try? Usually, if you try and aren't too picky, you can get laid.

>>23347858
not really

i just pick up weights then put them down and when I go to a bar I enjoy the kind of places that have a wide variety of nice beers across the globe. I can't enjoy "night clubs" where it's just "beer" instead of learning something new with each glass

>>23347874
That's why you're not getting loud.

And you sound like a pretentious douche.

>>23347750
you need to lose some fat. You look thick, solid, but need tightness. Your face would gain 3 points from a nice cut and you would still look xboxhuge

>>23349025
#xboxhuge

Brilliant.