i want a boyfriend like him am i asking for too much? (double ps)

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>>23343483

>>23343483
Are you a closet Lesbian

>>23343490
>>23343483
claimed
-bj

>>23343491
justtttttt????

FAGZZZZZZZ

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>(You) will never be 18 foot tall
why live

>>23343496
we can get a menage

>>23343551
moar pics pls

I want his dick in my mouth :3

>>23343575
me too
now, if it is possible

>>23343564
we harem now

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>>23343564

>>23343611
>meme.jpg
why is this hand there?

I'm a guy and I want to make him my stay-at-home housewife.

>>23343483
I want a boy like that to give blowjobs to and fuck senseless every single day.

>>23343483
13/2

cute boys of /soc/ thread?

>tfw this thread getting revived
i'm becoming a living meme any time now

>>23344697
You're cute as fuck.

>>23344761
the woe of being a feminine straight male is that you're incapable of being attracted to the vast majority of the people who are interested in you

>>23343490
I wish to dress him in a panda onesie and poke his butthole with a strawberry flavored lemon.

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>>23344782
>>23343551

>>23344775
Yeah, I know you're straight. It's a shame, man. It really is. You are very beautiful.

>>23344845
At least this serves to boost my ever-expanding ego, so thanks

>>23344859
Anytime, baby.

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>>23344775
you're WHAT??
man what the fuck is up with you faggots tricking us
be a fucking man then you little bitch
what's with this stupid trend of wanted to look like a huge fucking fag but then not being one? what part of the game is that?
you have no idea how many times this shit has happened to me, you people are the bane of my existence
i swear next time i get fooled like that someone's getting punched in the mouth
Jesus, man
i hope you stub your pinky toe next time you get up

husbando material, i wonder if he has a feminine penis

>>23345082
just playing to my strengths anon
look at my facial structure, i'm not old enough to look decent whilst trying to appear masculine yet


>>23345099
what even is this defined as

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>>23345099
le feminine penis confirmed

>>23345107
you do you, i don't know you, it's not my problem
but do us all a favor man, maybe this is something you don't do but i'll tell you anyway
make it clear you're not gay, if you're gonna look like that don't get the attitude too
because it's happened to me, i'm not gonna get into details but i was legit in love with my best friend for years and we would always do and say gay stuff "as a joke", sometimes he was a bit too affectionate like fucking hugging me outta nowhere, texting me little hearts and shit, but then when he realized what was really going on my side of things he would talk shit behind my back telling other people i was a "fucking faggot", avoiding outta nowhere...
that's playing with people, and it can really fuck somebody up man
i'm not assuming you're like that, but if you are, just stop
if you wanna look faggy like that don't act faggy too, that's pretty much what i'm saying
if you run into somebody dumb and volatile like me and they fall for you you might get hit when they snap, it's for your own good too
or you can just not give a shit and do whatever you want, that's cool too, it's up to you, i'm just saying

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>>23345200

>>23345228
yes i am and i dont care boy, i thought i was over this but apparently not so i had to vent off

this topic cant die
everyone needs to see this perfect boy

>deprianon is queen of /soc/

>>23346261
>this kills the (me)

>>23346290
claimed

>>23346301
ok, more one pic and i stop the bump

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>>23346312
>being held at random for pics of your own face
my life turned out well
here's half my face

>>23346328
*admiring*
thx

>>23346340
anon you are a boy right

>>23346354
yup

>>23346362
alright just clarifying that the trend continues to be held

>>23343483
>boi looks like Shimapan

>would screw the hell out of your butt thinking of her, then regret enormously

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>>23346369
>>23346371

>>23346378
Please delete my pic asap. You are not entitled to post my face in here.

Also, op post your fem penis please. I need to check smething before I go to bed.

>>23346412
i've slept 2 and a half hours in the last 48
i aint posting my dick but what do you even want to check

>>23346417
by that i mean i'm going to bed pretty much right now

>>23346425
(beauty sleep)

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>>23346412
pls hurry anon my eyes are going to fall out of my skull

>>23346467
so are you gay?

>>23346467
Spread your ass for us at least? Or more pictures of your lips, I don't care.

>>23346590
>>23344775


>>23347949
>me
>lewd images
ayyyy

>>23348401
Lips aren't lewd. Just do it.

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>>23348543

>>23348548
You have already posted that in an outfit thread. Stop teasing. Damn.

>>23348566
>taking pre-shower pics
i'm not a heretic

>>23348582
Just be a good boy and go take your shower, then post pictures of your bum afterwards, mate.

>>23348590
i may well not be a heretic but you clearly are
banished

>>23348596
Hey, I never stated I wasn't a degenerate.

>>23348599
/pol/ will know about this
keep yr curtains closed

>>23348604
You can act all cute and hard-to-get, but I know you like the attention, even if it were from guys. You broke up with your girl recently, yeah? Just give into it, be a submissive boy for some man out there. It's great, mate. Do it for your Queen.

Okay so you're not into guys but could we at least spoon? n-not gay unless the dicks touch

>>23348611
>You broke up with your girl recently, yeah?
if you were posting at early december time, yeah
got gf again tho

>>23348615
maybe
if you look like an anime character then sure

>>23348630

I'm a curly-haired twink with big glasses so yeah.

>>23348639
do you post images here? pretty sure i know who you are if you do

>>23348630
>Got a gf again tho

I don't believe you. I know you won't post about it here, but just give into the temptation. Go on Grindr and find some guy to please. Don't let what other's think hold you back.

>>23348643
degenerate heathen i am done with thee

>>23348641

Naw I never do.

ITT
>Advanced Faggotry