>Post your photo >The other anons are being chased by a

>>23341433
this is fucking retarded.

>>23341437
maybe i'm oligophrenic

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>the board is drifting more into absurd territory every day
fantastic

>>23341433
>what would they do?
you'd run away
>how?
legs
>why?
to avoid death
>would they survive?
if the bear didn't kill you then probably

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I'm ready cunts
>>23341433
Pray to old gods for protection
Probably would survive by throwing >>23341538 to the bears ( I'd do that tbqh )

>>23341538
would survive by giving the bear a bj
>>23341550
kills the bear using a hidden luger

>>23341437
This is the future of soc desu

>>23341437
embrace it

>>23341550
You're ready to fight off a bear with a painted piece of wood and a bandana? Lol ok good luck with that moron, next time don't let your government take your guns away

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>>23341433
>what would they do?
Would kick stacy in her ovaries and run away
>how?
Legit question man. I would prolly just knee that shit as hard as possible
>why?
survival, mane.
>would they survive?
nah. Stacys are aneurexic cunts. The bear would just devour her with one bite and maul that fugger alife.
>>23341538
>what would they do?
Explain the uselessness of existence to the bear
>how?
Just read him some Nietzsche mane
>why?
The bear doesnt have the interterlect to understand and will just kill himself out of sudden depression
>would they survive?
He´ll life on to shitpost on /soc/ far past the lifetime of most users, thanks to his secret of devouring 6 bananas every morning.
>>23341550
Ay fug everything man you would just shred that fucking bear to pieces

>>23341437
this is the future.
How about me /soc/? :)))))

>>23341608
>what would they do?
fight the most influential 1% of the bear's body mass (the critical parts of its brain)
how?
ddos attack
(direct dagger onto skull)
why?
brains help the bear to work
would they survive?
the bear would die but the killer has no identity so who knows if he survived

>>23341616
>dagger into bear skull

Ha, you'd need at least a .44 magnum to punch through a big brown's skull

>>23341629
its ok he's stabbing it not punching it

>>23341608
>>how?
>Just read him some Nietzsche mane
I'm dying

>>23341629
Pfsh, Ill just hack my way in
>>23341616
>the bear would die but the killer has no identity so who knows if he survived
>cant stop the keks

>>23341608
Youd probably make a video on YouTube, I mean you look cool and could probably 360 and run away doing frintflips

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>>23341668
Could prolly do that.
Took up parkour and lockpicking because I wanna become Ezio from assasins creed!
>tfw you cant pick the lock to a womans heart