Stoner thread, 420 whatever blaze it fag. What are you smoking

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Bae and me.

Just got some new extracts my work is testing out. Pretty excited for it. Got some mystery nug I'm gonna grind up from some other garden hat sent us samples.

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>>23296539
zob *drool*
would gladly have you blow smoke in my face

although, you really ought to clean that shit haha

when i first bought this piece, it was sparkling!

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also this HiSi, after i cleaned it

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my friend's SYN, before it's first smoke, iced up

Smoked multiple times a day for 4 years ( like wake n bake them all day till sleep aside from work) was always fine and could smoke a lot, suddenly get panic attacks from it. Can't smoke anymore.

Anyone else have this issue?

>>23296695
It's not a panic attack, you're just smoking too much at once from not smoking at all in a while

Ayyyy ohhhh Take it ease

>>23296522
got a 1/16 of blue dream and 1/4 of Bruce Banner

>>23296699
Nah, its a panic attack. I get them when I am sober too, I have since I was a kid. It just never used to happen when I was smoking. As for amount, I'll take a little puff off a j and get an attack.

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I should be picking up a quarter tonight :D

>>23296711
Idk, might be the mind set, for me, if i'm sad and i smoke, i get even more down

>>23296703
>1/16

I remember my first beer. It's called a half eight lol

>>23296738
Who the duck has a name for that
it's called left over weed

>>23296643
>although, you really ought to clean that shit haha
I do but unfortunately my current brush isn't quite long enough to reach that one trouble spot :I

>>23296717
You're in every thread ever aren't you?

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Anyone doing some dabaroonies?

>>23296738
no its called a 1/16 says so right on the jar. pot shops sell by exact weight. trust me I buy way to much of it lol

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Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

>>23296738
called a teenth

>>23296825
Dang you're cute...

>>23296825
That bong is legit. How much did it cost?

>>23296897

Grasscity back in Dec for $100.

They had all their glass on sale for like.. 30 or 40% off, and free shipping and a gift on orders over $100. The gift was a glass blunt. Pretty cool actually.

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>>23296915

Here's said glass blunt.

Ugh dealer has replied in 2hrs

>>23296653
Who the fuck are you reply to all these threads

>>23297258

Shhhh. Brah, its just b8 m8.

>>23297240
And she's dry kill me

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>>23297299

Aight.

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Functionality master race, reporting in. My old glass. Fritted disk with honey catch, 15". Loved it.

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Here's my girl. VERY dirty right now. Octoperc

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Hi it's a fisherman's friend and i have pretty bunk shit rn

>>23297318
Pff I said kill me not lightly bruise me at best

>>23296920
>>23296915
That is pretty tight. Never had the pleasure of smoking out of a glass blunt. I definitely need a new piece soon might look into getting one.

>>23297743
Worth it. My face piece

Does anyone else like to buy in bulk?

I like to buy an ounce or two and spread it out evenly throughout the month

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why yes i do vape tyvm

ugh this thread makes me ashamed of how dirty my bong is

>>23296653
What's the deal with this fucker? whys he posting his pic in every thread


noturfvckinprincess

>>23299584
>those star wars sheets

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>thread full of plebs who prefer bongs
Don't mind me, just getting high the superior and morally correct way

Also
Currently smokin some funky lemon sativa, looking for some hash that isn't leb

>tfw no cute stoner bf to tie up and get kinky with

>>23296522
I miss my high school days of smoking weed, playing guitar and zoning out. That was before the panic attacks started.

Le sigh.

>>23299418
qt.

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My boys. I used to have a bigger bong but it broke when I was cleaning it ;_;

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>>23299917
>thread full of plebs who prefer bongs

I prefer my life to be simpler thank you :I

Dont get me wrong, joints are great, especially if you're mobile, but if I'm at home, I'd rather just set up a bowl. Quicker and easier.

>>23302317
RIP ;-;

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dabs r fun

Ugh I'm jealous as fuck

>>23303081

>tfw last dealer was going to get me some BHO, but dropped off the face of the earth and never returned my calls.

He probably got arrested. He was kinda shady. But goddammit, I bought a titanium nail, butane torch, everything. Someday...

>>23303081
Yes they are. They really blow your balls off and give you a totally different kind of high.
>>23303180
Dont buy from shady people or you will get some shit tier stuff when it comes to concentrates guaranteed. Its actually kind of hard to come across legit oil or wax that isnt 50% sea 50% weed

>>23303201
>Dont buy from shady people or you will get some shit tier stuff...
The flowers he got me are some of the best I smoked

>... when it comes to concentrates guaranteed.
I'll never know unfortunately.

>Its actually kind of hard to come across legit oil or wax that isnt 50% sea 50% weed

I'm fucking 25 and I still love Spongebob references.

>>23303217
>I'm fucking 25 and I still love Spongebob references.
There is something wrong with you if you dont like spongebob references.

>>23303250
My busband put on the SpongeBob movie the other day. I made fun of him until I realized I had turned my chair around and was watching.

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>>23303250

Mah nigga.

>>23303265
Yeah but the movie sucked tho

Any one here from Atlanta and not dry 3:

>>23303288

Not dry, but not from Atlanta

I'm mixing three different strain atm.

>>23303313
Well no shit silly butt

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>tfw have 3 ounces
>tfw not supposed to smoke any of it

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>>23303323

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of me lighting up.

>>23303330
This ain't crack it's not that big of a deal also were not 14 anon

>>23303326
Why?

>>23303337

>Crack
Gross.

>not that big of a deal
No, but for some people it's pretty much their anti depressant/anti anxiety which could feel crippling to some.

>were not 14 anon
4chan isn't renown for its maturity brah

>anti depressant/anti anxiety
ain't that the fucking truth
>23303379

>>23303313
What strains?
>>23303326
If you have 3 ounces you can smoke at least a dub and nobodys gonna miss it.

>>23303430

Golden Pineapple, G-13, and something else I don't know. Bought it on a whim, forgot to ask.

Im going to go smoke some herb right now.
Silver haze tonight.

I really miss having a bong I can use after seeing all the glass in this thread. Ill be smoking out of my trusty one hitter.

Smokin' a mix of hella dried whatever is left in the jar. Gets me high though.

i just knocked over my bong trying to post on this thread and now theres glass all over the god damn

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>>23303532

>tfw I'm somewhat responsible for making this thread in the first place to cause said bong to break.

>>23303532
RIP in piece

What does being high actually feel like? I've smoked 4 times and I don't think I've ever been 'high'. I can see my eyes go red etc, people tell me I'm high but I feel 100% the same. I know weed isn't going to give you a cocaine type high or an LSD trip. But I feel nothing, no dry mouth, no munchies etc. Yes, I've inhaled/held properly last 2 times.

>>23304153
I usually just feel more relaxed. It usually depends on the kind of weed, some strains are stronger than others. Also, most people don't get super high their first few times they smoke. I didn't get really high until the fifth or sixth time. TBQH I haven't gotten as good of a high since those couple times, and I've been smoking daily for the past several months. The thing about weed is its not like cigarettes or alcohol where once you're used to it its always the same effect depending on how much you consume, with weed there's way more variables.

>>23304153
If you got high you'd know it basically lifts your mood like a kiss from a cute girl would then it makes you relaxed like a good massage or meditation would then you start to notice things and fixate on things you'd normally never notice things taste better songs sound better you can appreciate art more and the buety of things better your thought process slows down a bit and you contemplate things more

>>23304200
>4200

lol. I'm gonna say that's lord kek letting me know its time to light up.

Legal masterrace represent

>>23304153
Maybe you gotta smoke more or in a different context. Did you smoke out of a pipe? A joint? Bong? Vape? Edibles? Try something else

do people ever meet up for weed off of here? just moved to a new city so next time i see a canada thread im thinking of trying find my connection

>>23304214
It was a joint, never tried anything else. I might be able to try a bong next time. Don't really wanna buy one because I don't really smoke. It was more of an in the moment thing.

>>23304200
It was Lemon Haze, I've smoked twice from the same ounce my brother and his friends bought. It was supposedly good weed but did nothing for me.

>>23304205
Yea, I really don't think I was high then...

>>23304251
Yah you usually don't get to high your first couple of times also you have to make sure to exhale nice n hard

>>23304271
Enhale*

I got medical bud. Sometimes having a life threatening disease has it's benefits!

How is everyones night? I never see stoner threads so it's nice as I don't drink.

hey I'm from Poland, 19, how do I actually get weed? I mean it's illegal but I have a feeling that everyone knows how to get it

>>23305239
Go to Washington

mfw i just got a half lb :^)

>>23305239
Ask around
since my dealers dry I've been asking girls on okcupid personally

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Really need to clean my Black Leaf.

How much do you guys pay for your dope? It's 7 €/g here in Germany

>tfw no qt stoner bf to hotbox the bathroom with

219 20 M Nw indiana

moonlightdriving

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>>23296797
I do

>>23297350
Very nice piece. Cool ass perc
>>23303081
Nice rig man
>>23307040
Black Leaf's are damn good pieces. My buddy has a piece called the Sunny Afternoon by Black Leaf.

>>23306861
Are you a drug dealer?

>>23308378
more than likely yes because most people would buy up to an ounce for personal. A half, yea he's peddlin the dope

>>23304368

>I never see stoner threads so it's nice as I don't drink.

I actually gave up drinking besides a glass of wine every now and again, which isn't often.

Weed does so much more for me that alcohol never could or would.

Anyway, welcome senpai.

>>23308633

TIL you can't say f-a-m without it turning into senpai.

Hey guys.

Trying my same trifecta combo from last night. Holy fuck its one of the most psychoactive highs I've had.

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Kylo's saber makes a great packer/poker

>>23309855

Nice

I need someone to take my weed virginity

I've just never been around people into smoking and the odd time I was I never brought up the idea of it because i'd feel like I was leeching off of them.

If I had like a dealer all I would want would be a few joints that I can smoke, eat some pizza and watch some anime or netflix.

being a introvert and shy kills the social circle big tie.

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Ayy

>>23309893

Two words:

Pizza delivery boys, people in bars.

Even an introvert like you can at least ask the pizza guy what's up.

Bars usually will hold a few smokers in their midst or at least people who know where you could get some.

>>23309918

Nice pipe. God I need to smoke on my pipe again..

>>23309923
I'd feel like a right spanner doing that though.

>here's your pizza that's £10 please
>here a-a-any weed?
>excuse me
>s-m-moke the p-p-pancake?

I guess for me it's awkward to bring up like I'm just using someone to get weed rather than chat to them.

Thank you for the advice though, vape heads seem the better bet as I'd rather not get some pizza dude fired.

but then its just am I being ripped off, is this even decent weed, do I even feel high or is it a placebo etc.

overthinking yeah

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>>23309918
And my bong for at home

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Call me Dr. Weed Smoke cuz' I shmoke weed. Call me Dr. Weed Choke cuz I cough weed. Yo, La Rouche squad, baby. 2016. People talked shit while I got high on gasoline, I smoked a doobie in a church, it was obscene. They call me Charlie Sheen, they said you look like Chris Tucker's gay brother, call him the Dr. Soup lover. Hello.

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Getting high this friday. Only picking up a Hq...Maybe 7.5...either way I'm getting high as fuck cause I haven't smoked in 2 weeks.

Will be drawing stuff high. pic related. I drew it.

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This is my dirty ass bong. Just wish I could get high with someone and cry on their shoulder

Cool to see these threads on here. I remember when weed was really looked down on on here.

So glad that I was introduced to this kinda stuff just as oregon legalizes

Serious question. How do you find a dealer when you don't know anyone where you live? I keep looking at every person in the grocery store but can never work up to balls to ask anyone. I have no friends where I am now. Wish I could buy it on amazon.

>>23310576
Legalization has helped a lot.

>>23312477
Same advice from earlier >>23309923

>>23312771
>>23312477
I decided to take a chance and text my neighbor(who is a friend of my parents). Turns out he sells sometimes to friends and says dont tell your parents. And he hooked me up for cheap. Literally all this time there was weed in my backyard a 100 yards away.

Also I'm 27 so I'm not like a young kid just don't want to hear my mom bitch about it.

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My main dry setup (which is filthy).

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>>23313593
My main oil set up (which is also filthy) that I got a birthday present a few months ago.

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my brand new bong just shattered into a million pieces.

>>23313690
RIP glass piece

>>23303024
thats a fucking sick lighter

>>23314430

Thanks! It's my pride and joy. I named it Alduin :I

>>23314434
Nice boobs, too!

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A pic from last summer, the strawberries didn't make it any better than normal.

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My little bubbler.

We call him Zeebs.

>>23314469
I need to start keeping a count on how many people mention my tits.

>>23314482
>the strawberries didn't make it any better than normal.
Awwww that's a shame.

>>23314502
I need to get a bubbler. Sometimes I don't want to bring out my larger bong. Or clean it, oh god.

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My natural bubbler is my faves. Great little piece to puff on.

>>23314523
Add one more to the tally.

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>>23314482
Visually they sure as hell did!

Here is my one and only piece, given to me by my friendly neighborhood dealer! The bowl is nice for a party, but a bit much for one person. I still really like it.

First hit of the day!