Why is it that only rich Chads can get gfs in 2016? Is this how

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>>23229482
Maybe you're a cunt, mate.

I'm usually general NEET status most of the time I don't have a car, and my hygene isn't even that great, still get laid anon, you're probably just a cunt.

>>23229482
>I put alot of effort to improve my superficiality.
Yeah but this isn't enough, I just wonder how you treat them. Being this centered on the look might the source of the problem.

>>23229482
it's probably because that haircut looks fucking retarded

>>23229485
>>23229489
>>23229505
>>23229508
>>23229514
fuck off chad

>>23229482
If the pic is you OP, then you obviously don't spend time on your hair or skin because both look like shit

Not a Chad, not rich, car is .. Acceptable, don't dress in latest fashion, don't spend time on skin and hair.

Also, have five partners right now, who I see with varying levels of frequency. To be fair, I only see one of them all the damned time. But yeah. No. It's you that's causing your problems. Not all the shit around it.

ITT: Some guy called Chad was less of a clueless, bitter douche than OP

>>23229482
If that is a picture of you... you know that haircut makes you look like you're in some religious cult or something right?

>dat fucking chin
>dat hair
>those cheeks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>23229482
>looks
>nice car
>latest fashion
>skin and hair
Look, you obviously realize you're not a "chad" but maybe if you relegated more of your time from cosmetic/superficial things to having a level head and decent social skills then you'd probably get along with more girls. It helps to just talk to them as if they're like acquaintances of your friends.

I'm no chad, but I've met a few girls who were into me because I talked to them like I'd talk to a good relative of mine and then sometimes I'd flirt. I think the thing is to not overdo it and just not go in with big expectations. Wish the best for you, my fellow anon.

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>>23229482
If you have problems with getting with that one woman, the problem might be the woman.

If you have problems with getting with any woman you go for, the problem is definitely you.

>>23229482
Don't spend your time to women, find cute boy and your life will change.
Believe me I look exactly the same as you when I was 16-18 year old boy.

>>23231177
believe me I'm thinking about it at this point

>>23229482
I barely give a fuck about my looks, I don't even have a car, I dress however I like (I am poor, there isn't too much choice), never spent a second on hair or skin nor ever bough "skin care products" ... yet, I never had a problem to get laid and have a girlfriend ... sounds like your problem lies somewhere else, friend.

Maybe it's because you're a boring, bitter cunt, who sees "women" as a homogenous group?

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>>23232106
This, 0 time on fashion, just decent hygiene, im 22 dont even have a license, I got a job, and a laid back attitude, no problem with girls like >>23230809
Said, just talk to them like fucking humans, mutual respect.


Not fucking difficult.

>>23229482
Also that hair, are you fucking 16? Stop trying to be a chad, be yourself you fucking cone.

As long as you shower frequently you're good.

>>23229482
>You look like shit
>Your hair looks like shit
>Your face looks fat, work out more you have a baby face
>You have pimples
>You write a text that makes you seem like a total dickhead
Honestly no wonder no girl wants to be with you. I´d rather make a thread and ask whats wrong with women if one would take you

>>23232135
fuck off chad

>>23232106
fuck off chad

>>23232203
fuck off roastie

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>>23232209
Not a roastie
>pic related
You should try to take criticism seriously. Otherwise you cant improve yourself and you wont get a gf, nor friends.

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>>23232209
>Chad
Kek thx

This is your problem, try to mature a bit you're complaining, we're trying to help you out.


Good luck getting a gf if you can't take criticism you fucking nut.


>G-guys I'm really c-cool y no gf
>fuk u fagit no help
>Kek gottim guud
>Pic related

Fucking pathetic.

>>23229514
this holy shit what have you done
you know that's supposed to be long on top right
also your skin could use more work
and your attitude is shit
pretty sure this is bait but I'm in a good mood for once so that was my constructive criticism

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OP is a fake he edited my image to make me look ugli. Here is the original, as you can see, gravity is puling on my cheeks, to make them look larger.

>>23232252
fuck off chad

If that's a picture of you, and you cant get girls, I suspect you need to put in more effort to your looks, and start perusing much less attractive and likely fatter girls.

>>23232331
>much less attractive and likely fatter girls

I deserve better then that

>>23232341
You aint deserve shit.

>>23232356
you deserve a swift kick in the solar plexus, normie chad

>>23232341
Eh its bait only explanation

Well done op, you got me.

>>23229482
I legit thought this picture was a girl...

>>23229482
It's not that. Most people aren't rich chads. But most people aren't social cripples. I'd know because I am one. I just don't know how to talk with people and form a connection, platonic or romantic. Kissless near-friendless virgin. I think some of us are just destined to be alone no matter what we do.

Probably that you look like casper dude llol its 2016 girls are into guys that look more alive ya know? Darker skin curly nice looking hair and tattoos ! Trust me I'm samoan and I live in San Francisco the land of all the stuck up white bitches I've been through the ropes I've seen things you couldn't imagine these white girls are crazy. So my suggestion dye your hair black, get a perm, go out side or a tanning bed and tattoos

>>23230839

> Amen, & hallelujah peanut butter

>>23232209

Awww, aren't getting the answers you want to hear?

> protip: don't ask if you don't want to know, douche

>>23232327
Dipshit hair, shit skin, pissed look on yer fugly face, jowls, and a whiny petulant attitude - blaming the world for things within your control makes no sense. Like so many others already wrote....

> happen to meet an asshole once in a while, eh, life happens. Meet an asshole every time you turn around, you ARE the asshole.

>>23229489
>>23229508
>>23230809
>>23232106
>all these dudes pretending the problem isn't that he's ugly as fuck
Sorry cunts, no one wants an uggo. Men and women are BOTH shallow creatures. If you're ugly, don't blame the opposite sex for behaving normally - the only person you can spite is God. You have to settle, or else try some kind of way to compensate. Lift maybe.

Also, a lot of aspies (including me at one point) think that people only became shallow recently, but it's always been biology. The only thing besides looks that matters for a quick fuck is fame and fortune. In the 19th century intellectuals were the celebrities; that's why they got bitches. Not because women valued intelligence any more or less than they do now.

>>23233967
Natural selection? Survival of the fittest? Or some shit. Same boat, man.

>>23229482

b8. But still gonna toast

>>23234766
fuck off roastie

>>23235004
Damn, dude, guess that undersunk jaw pulled the concept of vocabulary back into your neck, too - is that all you can say when you don't hear what you want to hear?

Another protip:
> >>23234793

Fucking dumbasses like you make life so easy for the rest of us, thx!

>>23235004

Fugly-chub, I ain't going anywhere, like the betrayal of genetics that reminds you how much of a dipshit you are every time you look in a mirror. Meant what I wrote earlier - stop blaming the world for things within your control.

> grow up, kid, its a tough world and your current mindset is only gonna make it worse.
> grow up, kid, its a tough world and your current mindset is only gonna make it worse.
> grow up, kid, its a tough world and your current mindset is only gonna make it worse.

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>>23235004

And what the hell is a "roastie?" Personally, I don't like s'mores...

> tfw "muh so cool cuz I use burnt-out online terminologies"

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>>23229482

This thread is just sad lol

>>23232252
Your post made me smile, I appreciated it

>>23236082
>is that all you can say when you don't hear what you want to hear?

fuck off chad

>>23236108
Is Chad your day word? You seem quite fixated on it. Sounds a bit like denial?

>>23236111
shut up normie idiot

>>23229482
>I try very hard
Probably trying too hard, lad. People can smell a tryhard from several hundred meters.
I'm not even close to being a Chad and I swear I'm inches away from getting some sweet Italian puss because I've stopped trying so hard to be the coolest dude around. You're allowed to be weird. You're allowed to fuck up. Just don't make such a big deal of it and shake it off.

Also try not to be a cunt, that helps. Not saying you are a cunt, just saying.

>>23236116
Oh i remember you know. Same spammer again. You need a new hobbie man.
Normie, chad, roastie. I have seen you before lol
Good to know you're still alive!

>>23236136
>being retarded

>>23236135
Actually, seeing the thread you are a cunt. Don't.

>>23236142
Can you guess why he is single now? lol

>>23236142
>>23236145
shut up you idiots

>>23236145
Oh yeah

>>23236149
Tell me, are you actually in need of advice, or are you just here to troll and bait?

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>>23236158
Starting to suspect he's inna closet and wants to blame the world.

>>23236158
The awkward silence says it all.

/soc/ you are way too easy to troll, the guy is either an actual robot autismo or you all fell for absolutely shit bait.

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>>23229482
Alright, I'm taking it if that's what this is.

You are stupid looking. No jawline, terrible hair, and you say you spend time on your skin? Jesus your forehead looks fucking awful. Plus you look like you are a little boy with that round babyface shit. You are a babyback bitch with bad looks and an even worse haircut. Probably short too.

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>>23236108
How about you put that godawful cockholster to use like you always do in Mommy's basement and wrap your " fuck off ______" lips around yer daddy's dick.

> whahhh, my life sucks
> any advice, guise?
> gee, not hearing what I wanna hear
> no one gonna spoonfeed me sweet nothings to stroke my battered ego?
> reality hurts?
> hurrdurr, um..
> ...
> ...
> ...
> fuck off, _____, I'm gonna take my toys and go home
> you guise R meeeeeeen

Please, by all means keep replying, you've become the bright spot in my day and I can't wait to mock you some more.

>>23236398
Is that the same fat kid that played a young Jack Black?

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>>23236116
WHAAAAAAAAA!

>>23236404
That's fucking CHUNKS from Goonies dude. the truffle shuffle.

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>>23236140
Yep, you are.

>>23236430
Great fucking post. Love that pigeon chess analogy.

>>23236149

>>23236390
Dammit, spot-on.
Ever thought of politics? We need people like you.

>>23236404
Goonies' Chunk doing Truffle Shuffle from 80's, prob not.

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>>23236446
Oops, forgot your gift...

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>>23236450
Why do I need to be in politics?

Also, since this guy can't take actual fucking criticism I'm going to step up and show him how a man does it.
All my body is ready for your opinions guys.

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>>23236463
You look tall and you have brown hair and eyebrows. You are a little below chad m8

>>23236532
What does this chad thing mean?

>>23229482
You sound like a rk9 beta.

>>23236095
>feeling intimidated because you don't know common 4chan terminology
God I'm tired of these normies that only know /b/ and /soc/, sometimes /v/. Seriously fuck off. Also if you're so insecure about your 4chan vocabulary you can just google it in 5 seconds

>>23236552
Google didn't help with looking up chad. I also don't know what a roastie is, either.

/diy/ /x/ /pol/ /a/ /wsg/ /wg/ /tg/

>>23236430
not him you're arguing with but
>thinking common /r9k/ terminology is exclusively used by a single "spammer" on /soc/
you are the retarded one here tbqh family
also it's 2016, don't use shitty meme pictures with captions unironically, it's shows your newfag levels

>>23236560
http://sv.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roastie
>literally first result on google

even wikipedia has a page about chad, retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)

>baited into spoonfeeding a normie
god damnit

>>23236579
the definitions are kind of off actually because they're written by normies, but whatever senpai

>>23236552
Acting like those are common terms outside of /r9k/ is a bit much. Sure, they might be thrown around occasionally, but you're not going to encounter them on a daily basis. I spend all of my time on /soc/, /wsg/, /vg/, and /a/, and the only time I see terms like "roastie" or "Chad" are on this board, and it's when /r9k/ shit spills over.

>>23236579
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)
lol I'm from chicago and that picture is of me on a booze cruise on the north side for a charity thing.

>>23236562
So I guess you're one of those blessed people born knowing all, yes? Care to take over Calc classes for me?

Oh, and I also apologize for not having time enough between school and work to waste generating memes.

>>23236701
Tell him!
Also, I find humor in the fact that these guys find prestige in hanging out and knowing the terminology for some of the shittiest boards.
/r9k/ was, is, and always will be a shithole and a joke. It was literally created as a joke.

Being naturally attractive > everything else.

>>23232315
Still looks like shit.