Hi, I'm a visitor from /r9k/. Can I get a gf here?

With trips like that, anything.

>>23046000
you can

it's like 1/10,000,000 chance

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A gf would be nice

plz

>>23046000
> from /r9k/.
Ruined your chances.

>>23046012
Make a kik account, put a decent picture of yourself, and post it in the kik thread or a local thread.

It's easier to get a r9k gf than it is to meet somebody on soc.

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Hello,

I'm from /r9k/ as well. I am a virgin in my mid-twenties, I have several pathological personality defects, and I hate women to a degree most would find eerie. I'm also into being dominated by women, which makes even less sense.

If you're reading this, and you're a human female. please be my gf and let me lick your butt. Thank you.

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as a /soc9k/ crossposter, I wouldn't recommend it. if you're Chad enough, you can get a girl to fuck from here, but that is highly unlikely

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Heathen!
You must leave this board at once!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/r9k/25310680

Post your pics. Lets make this an r9k thread.

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MY ROBOT FRIENDS WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE
GET BACK REEEEEE

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I just came from /r9k/ too.
This is my first time on /soc/ and man it looks like shit.

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>>23046075
>inb4 im the only one brave enough

women of this board, please, please be my gf, plz

>>23046083
>came from /r9k/
>/soc/ looks like shit

I mean, I know this place is shit. But /r9k/ is worse.

>>23046059
>>23046012
>>23046000
step 1: post a picture of yourself
step 2: identify your location & contact
step 3: select type of gf, afk or ol
step 4: write a blurb about yourself
step 5: ???
step 6: wait for the replies to come in

>>23046085
>>23046089
I just did

>>23046083
yeah, /soc/ is a truly dreadful place. used to be not quite as shit back when it was still possible to meet girls and cool people here, but now there are only desperate faggots like us, Chad, and a few women who pick the Chaddest Chads and ignore everyone else. it's what happens to every single meetup/dating site eventually

>>23046093
2/6 steps is not trying hard enough

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>>23046085
And friendly reminder that samson is a normie who had like 20 gfs

>>23046100
>back when it was possible

stop I still want it to happen ;_;

>>23046114
it's not going to familiam
and even if it does, she won't be gf material, she will be a literal prostitute

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>>23046124
STOP THIS NOW
I CAN'T DO IT IRL

>>23046085
You're cute. I'd have to talk to see what issues have stopped you from getting a woman. Kik?

>>23046036

This is so normie advice it literally hurts.

> make a kik account
> implying robots have smartphones

> decent picture
> robots

>>23046130
ffs you, give me your kik too.

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REEEEE

>>23046136
Are you implying robots are too stupid to download an emulator?

The most decent picture of themselves would have been better put.

>>23046138
lol aight

daftest.punk

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>>23046089
I'm from Sweden and I doubt that any Swedish girls are here.
My kik is erik_jihad.
The name is a joke btw.

>>23046136
It's not like smartphones are only useful for normalfags.

>>23046152
Relevant

Smartphones are good for evading bans

i got a /soc/ gf about 2 weeks ago