These are usually loads of fun!

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And here's me. If this takes off I'll find a bunch of cool dates to take you people on that I think would suit you. Have fun and see you in a bit!

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Haven't had a date forever, should be fun.

>>23011547
Sounds fun, i only date blacks/african americans though

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>>23011586
Oops forgot my picture :3

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>>23011547
hiking with a picnic at the end
>>23011567
qt cooking lesson date

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>>23011567
museum

>>23011609
midnight screening of an obscure cult classic

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>>23011547
I'd take you to the gym

>>23011567
i'd take you to a restaurant

>>23011595

i'd take you to the movies

>>23011609
i'd take you to netflix and chill

>>23011617
i'd take you to star wars the force awakens.

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>>23011595
I wouldnt take you on a date, easy is easy
>>23011609
Go somewhere far out and look at shit
>>23011617
go swimming at night

>>23011635
>three versions of "watching a movie"
>star wars
ugh

>>23011637
i've always wanted to but i can't swim ;_;

>>23011595
>>23011609
>>23011617
I've noticed all /soc/ girls have the same exact style, think i'm going to find a chick with that style and see if she is kinky

>>23011644
We will find shallow water and bring some floating noodles to sit on

>>23011644
You sound like a hipster, what's wrong with star wars? Was a great movie.

>>23011649
and what style is that? bcs i see three girls w completely different looks t b h

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In b4 a kkk meeting

>>23011657
A few are different but whatever style>>23011617
>>23011609
>>23011595
is, like highschool emo chick look

I'll find some nice bro dates for the guys as well.
>>23011567
You seem like the kind of guy that apreciates a good cup of coffee. I've just started drinking it so I'd have you recomend me a good place. Probably chat about music or something.
>>23011586
>>23011595
Haha allright cool. How come? I would take you to see some live music.
>>23011609
That sounds awesome. I love nature dates. We'd hike near where I live, wich is one of the biggest stretches of nature in my country. I'd switch the picnick for some hor chocolate at a restaurant there though, it's kind of chilly here right now.
>>23011617
You seem like the kind of person that wouldn't be against trying new things. I have this coupon for diner in the dark at a nice restaurant in town. You can list things that you really cant or wont eat but other than that your dinner will be a suprise. Afterwards go out for drinks and chat.
>>23011626
Ok cool! I'd be down for that.

>>23011655
not from what i've heard/seen, and movie dates are really fucking boring t b h familia

>>23011674
I lost my virginity after a movie date soo... But I was in 9th grade so wat else were we gonna do.

>>23011674
But I completely agree unless its a home movie

>>23011617
Lord have mercy your cute! Probably take you out to do photography or some other nature related thing

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>>23011663
Haha.
>>23011637
Probably go watch an ice hockey game
>>23011626
Smoke weed in a wooden shack
>>23011617
Wouldn't date, you look like a tumblr user.
>>23011609
Pizza hut, smoke weed, go to the hillside or something and watch the sun set.
>>23011547
Skinny dipping.
>>23011567
Go to the museum or art gallery

>>23011668
what is aesthetic

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>>23011609
Going to a show together but hanging beforehand in a park so we are able to talk to each other

>>23011617
Jumping into a random train and seeing where it takes us, exploring a city we both never been to and looking for some strange or cute little stores and Cafés

>>23011690
nah but that's ok 'cause i wouldn't d8 u either

>>23011687
yes radical

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I will reply to both men and women
>>23011547
walking by the river
>>23011567
nice bar with wooden tables and good drinks
>>23011595
ice cream and later to a club
>>23011609
Italian restaurant
>>23011617
art exhibition
>>23011626
indoor bouldering
>>23011637
into a park and sit by the pond
>>23011663
walking in the city, bookstore, coffee

>>23011690
You picked the one sport I like, would accept the date invitation
>>23011694
Jeff sied or Zyzz

>>23011712
You guys are so boring, who wants to do typical shit?

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>>23011609
Netflix n chill

>>23011723
That watches knob is massive

>>23011637
Take a couple of dirt bikes for a ride.
>>23011690
Haha fuck it, I'm down. Probably going to new years eve as well.
>>23011712
Allright cool! There's a bunch of cool places to hang out at near the river in my city. I'd show you around as well.

>>23011706
Sorry,I've just had a bad experience with people that look similar to you and use tumblr.
>>23011717
Woo!

>>23011744
My bike was stolen over the summer:(

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>>23011723
Wings

>>23011712
Hike

>>23011700
A show.
If you like pits

>>23011690
An analylitical annotation of general semantics

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>>23011547
Sushi diy course.
>>23011567
This is hard, I'd probably take you to a football game.
>>23011609
Fishing.
>>23011617
I'd invite you over and we'd cook together and it'd taste disgusting.
>>23011626
Have brunch in a park.
>>23011637
Hiking.
>>23011663
Brewery tour.
>>23011690
Amusement park.
>>23011700
I'd take you out on the lake on a piece of styrofoam and we'd never realize how close we were to dying.

>>23011756
Dahw, that sucks bro. Did you have insurance?
>>23011758
There's this comedy club opening in my town pretty soon. There's going to be a big opening event and a bunch of awesome comedians are going to be performing there. I'd take you there, and maybe grab something to eat beforehand.
>>23011769
Awww yess, love making sushi. Cool idea!

>>23011758
...Yes. I don't know what that is, but yes.
>>23011769
I have a phobia of heights..but I'd happily let you win me stuffed toys. :*

>>23011813
Marriage when?

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>>23011547
Skinny dipping w/ acoustic jam

>>23011567
Skinny dipping w/ tea and listening to records

>>23011595
Skinny dipping

>>23011609
Skinny dipping w/ clothed cuddlefest

>>23011617
Skinny dipping w/ indie dramas

>>23011626
Skinny dipping

>>23011637
Skinny dipping w/ sex (no homo)

>>23011663
Skinny dipping

>>23011690
Skinny dipping w/ wrestling (no homo)

>>23011700
Skinny dipping w/ you teaching me some Strokes basslines

>>23011712
Skinny dipping w/ site seeing

>>23011723
Skinny dipping

>>23011758
Skinny dipping

>>23011769
Skinny dipping w/ taking photos/photography

>>23011794
No it was at my friends house and a dindu robbed him at gun point
>>23011813
Learn 2 contribute
>male pleasuring tube

>>23011813
Skinny dipping w/ actual skinny dipping

>>23011839
she's my waifu, take a hike

>>23011813
Tie down, obliterate anus, leave.
>>23011769
Acid rave?
>>23011758
Yes.
>>23011841
...Sure, just to make sure it's not gay we should mud wrestle naked...because you know...that's manly.

>>23011845
She said she's going to ask my hand herself, excuse you.

>>23011863
You and your friend should get out more

>>23011617
Film at home.
>>23011700
Get you new clothes so I can take that shirt.
>>23011841
Retarded videos in your awesome room.
>>23011839
I need to build myself financially first.

>don't like going out much

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I've never been on a date.

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>>23011609
Want to take you to a jazz club.
>>23011617
Go and see a movie wit.
>>23011595
Would take her to a pub.
>>23011813
When is the wedding?

>>23011880
But youre 8/10?

>>23011880
and you will never

>>23011898
Like anyone takes /soc/ lurkers serious

>>23011898
thats mean lol

>>23011902
I would try and make you feel young again

>>23011880
I'd take you the play ground and we can play on the sit-saw for three hours. ;)
>>23011885
Go see boxing
>>23011902
Wrestle, without clothes. Then play volleyball.

>>23011844
Forced and incompetent
Would spray with acid.

>>23011924
plays the broken little girl act was also raped
>if its Lysergic acid go for it

>>23011912
>implying being old is a bad thing
fuck off

>>23011940
it is in the look department
>cry less

>>23011933
>Gives hints
Nothing less than a flesh dissolver.

wtf, I just made a thread and it auto 404'd, anyone know why?

>>23011916
How'd you know I liked boxing wtfffff

>>23011948
Ya you know I hate you
>>23011962
Time will tell you

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>>23011609
>>23011813

Would bring to Home Depot to try and pry that invisible carpenter's vice out off your lips

>>23011758
>Wings
It's funny cause you got fat, and now have to do the faux-candid open-mouth photo thing and scrunch your forehead to prevent your bloated face from stealing attention.

Did you drink yourself fat, or are you on meds?

>>23011902

At least your gimmick is interesting, older Asian woman poster.

>>23011960

Would strap a feedbag onto your mouth and roll you in flour in an attempt to find the wet spot.

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>>23011963
I'm really good at planning dates.

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>>23011965
wtf is this

>>23011965
Probably the only good trait you posses.
>>23011970
>going through all that phrasing

>>23011998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpR0nbEhiS

>>23011998
Youre pretty faggoty for a female, usually they just cry youre ugly and move on but you actually try

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>>23011998

You're at 40% power without your lumpy faced MtF homonculous, so it's no wonder you're stating the obvious and going into 'you're a jew, and YOU'RE a jew!' mode.

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>>23012017
...

>>23012017
Royal d8.
>>23012023
>Stating the obvious would be redundant
And you should be the one going back to basics since you're attempting to patronize me from a position you do not acquire.

>>23011868
sure, hit me up.
>>23011869
We could work together to build a future.
>Beni ağlatma

>>23012057
k

>>23012050
Did online discrimination hurt your feelings juice.
>>23012058
What will your parents say about a penniless suitor.

>>23012053
Eventually
>>23012057
Take me out to dinner first.

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>>23012085

>mfw I regret not playing the nigger card in hopes you'd come up with a not-as-black black name to call me

>>23012087
Well that's morbid, thank's for that.
>What's actually going on in this thread, the words be making no sense.

>>23012101
Nobody understands you

>>23012111
Buffet date (cheap buffet)

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>>23011547
Since i know you love motorcycles, i'd let you my ktm and show you some nice roads of my region, we would probably chill at night and eat some pizza in front of a movie ^^
>>23011595
I'd take you to some sushi making class, after that We would walk in my beautiful city and maybe stop somewhere To have a little glass of wine ;)
>>23011609
Classic date i guess, a little drink in a bar, then a restaurant when we would be hungry :)
>>23011617
Hmmmm, i'd take you to a boat-restaurant at noon, after that i'd take you on my bike and we would visit some castles on the afternoon !
>>23011758
Take you to an irish pub then get drunk and have fun together
>>23011813
Definitly take you on a horse riding class with me, after that we'd go eat somewhere :)

>>23011841
I'd take you to a party with friends and get wasted, we would go eat some kebab after that and maybe go to some clubs to get more wasted ^^

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>>23012107

>Nobody
Is that with or without the dude on estrogen and long hair you can't <3 enough?
OH YOU!

>>23012111
I would actually just take you on a tour round town, with a few...thirty or so beers, and just have a laugh with.

>>23012135
was "Raped as a child" too nostalgic for you.

>>23012135
mmhhm

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repost af.

>>23011960
You seem like a fun person, so maybe a night out to an outside concert
>>23011885
I think you'd probably like a peaceful night just enjoying each others company, with long conversations and pizza.
>>23011880
Video games and chill?
>>23011841
You look artsy. I'd want to spend the day with you teaching me how to do photography.
>>23011813
Spend the whole day in bed with you instead of leaving anywhere.
>>23011769
I'd make you terrible dinner, and then we'd just end up having take out.
>>23011758
Why don't we go for a walk around town, I live in nyc so that will be fun. We'd enjoy the sites.
>>23011700
We'd spend the day at an amusement park. >>23011690
A walk on the beach at night, because we're edgy and we broke in when the beach was closed down. We'd fuck on the beach.
>>23011663
I'd cuddle you the whole night because you're so big and fluffy. I wanna be the big spoon though <3
>>23011637
I've seen you with a guitar before, so I'd ask you to play me something and serenade me, as we hang and just talk.
>>23011617
You'd make me watch movies I've never heard of.
>>23011609
Naked twister?
>>23011595
Take me to a concert to see some edgy band, and they'd we'd fuck once I got to your house
>>23011567
We'd be snug and cozy by a fire, as soft jazz played in the background, and you told me about yourself.
>>23011547
You'd take me shopping because you hate my whole wardrobe.

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>>23012152

Edgier than theoretical geometry

>>23012158

Ever deadname him by accident?

>>23012105
No problem
Fucking Hindumex got mad at me cuz I called her a babby and she also laughed at my beautiful singing >:(

>>23011769
Hell yeah brewerys n shit
>>23011758
Probably to some sort of music event
>>23011712
URBEX although that'd probably be a bad idea for a date considering some hobos like to stab.

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>>23011609
I would go out for coffee with you and shoot the shit, then go home and watch a shitty movie with you that we wouldn't have to pay much attention to
>>23011617
I would take you out miniputting, and hold you from behind to show you how to shoot properly (all that cutsie shit) then I would go back home with you and make very passionate love

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>>23012174
And the absurd language you used.

>>23012171
>

>>23011595
God Damn. You know it.

>>23012208
I told you I was practicing my Mexican, and you started it anyways.

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>>23012208

Does he whisper sweet nothings to you in his best roleplaying as a girl voice?

He comes off as a power bottom because no top is as friendly as he is, but I'm probably not wrong here.

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lets see if you can judge a book by its cover.

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>>23012218
How long do you plan on going.

>>23012217
Was nice knowing you.

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>>23011617
To the movies or some chilled pub.

>>23012163
Netflix & chill.

>>23011567
Fuck it lets go bowling.

>>23011626
NASCAR RACE

>>23011663
Jazz club for sure.

>>23011712
I'd just take you for a drive desu, you seem like a fun passenger. Would even take you to second base, i.e let you DJ the shit on my car stereo.

>>23011723
Football game.

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>>23012255

>mfw not sure if stating or asking

>>23012255
I'm not leaving yet idiot

>>23012279
I am going to sleep.

>>23012285
Good I hope you wake up dead. Also I kinda lied I was gonna do the same
Night hoer

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>>23012285

Tell your tranny pal he's pretty cool but the lighting in his photos and potato derp expression give away that pesky 'came into this world a biologicial male' detail (it's okay, hormones make a guy's face soft like that).

>>23011970
A secret admirer (;

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>>23012297

Only for fatties ;)

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>>23011595
probably not you. i'd realize you were a skank on our first date and ditch you immediately
>>23011609
we'd go to a local coffee shop or something. quickly learn we should just remain friends right after
>>23011617
we'd go to a concert. i'd probably spend too much money on you and regret it later
>>23011637
i'd probably just sit in your basement with you and request you to play songs on your guitar
>>23011758
a fun date at an amusement park, probably disney world as i conveniently work there. would probably lead to a second date
>>23011769
definitely something outside, walk on a nature trail.
>>23011813
we hit it off, i open up to you and tell you about the altar i've built in my basement devoted to contacting aliens. i scare you away and be sad for a long time after
>>23011841
let's just say it would be a fun night. i'll just leave it there gingy..
>>23011880
hot air balloon ride. then i'd throw you overboard
>>23011902
would say just sex but you seem a little old for me tbqhwy
>>23012124
you'd teach me french. take that as you will

>>23012085
As long as she makes me happy.

>>23012329
Judging by your comparison to past photos. Sounds like you've been a fan.

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>>23012353

>sounds like

pointing out the obvious =/= being a fan of anything

You're pretty bad at this, but gaining weight affects us all differently.

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Guess I'll give this a try.

>>23012343
Probably go to the beach, get munchies and walk the boardwalk

>>23012256
We'd go to a restaurant, drink a couple of brews after

>>23011769
Clubbing, then eat drunken take out then watch stupid shit to make us laugh

>>23011723
You look like the athletic type so we would probably go hiking or swimming out in the beach, something active

>>23011690
Bomb food date, get beers and converse in your car

>>23012397
Haha. You've been following me all over /soc/
If anything your desperate notion of this being any sort of game of losing and winning, symbols a loss for yourself.

"This" must be curling up in a ball of rhetorical statements after getting btfo

>>23012448
He also has not posted a pic of himself kek

>>23012343
uhm i want to contact aliens w you tho ;_;

>>23012168
SNUGGLE ME THEN IM DOWN

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>>23012448

>exposition
>superfluous claim of victory

Whoa, I get it. You're salty about getting fat, chillax and take human bites.

>>23012400
sounds fun.
>>23012483
let's do it anon, we'll hit it off talking about the cosmos

>>23012343
Hey i'd love that ! I would teaching you bad words and have a good laugh because of your prononciation :D

>>23012400
Take you to a barcade and challenge eachother to the classics
>>23012343
Shoot shit at the craft pub
>>23012244
Bro out over some DOTA

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>>23012558
Forgot me pic

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>>23011617
I'd take you out to coffee and a trendy restaurant.
>>23011813
Haunted house
>>23011841
Make the crater
>>23011880
Same here m8
>>23012343
My dungeon.

>>23012456
As per usual. I even give him the time of day and all the big talk turns out to be nothing more than a bunch of repetitious kid level comebacks.

Oh well. Till next thread!

>>23012497
As soon as I saw your TLDR img lol
Fuck outta here

>>23012558
Barcade? I'm so up for it.

>>23012533
>that feel when studying astrobiology
pls

>>23012574
but i want to go to a haunted house....

>>23012565
You got that barcade down pretty good. I've been wanting to do that for a while.

>>23012577
>>23012586

I have such a blast at Barcades. Drinking and vidya games. Two favorite hobbies

>>23012604
Are you my distant soulmate or something? hahahaha

>>23012584
Alright let's go

Pls be in melbourne

>>23012632
seattle bud :'(

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McDonald's dollar menu for everyone

>>23012625
Potentially! Got a snapchat?

>>23012654
Add me: saffronderps

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>>23012640
Everyone that likes me is in america

I should just go there

>>23012661
you should. tons of creepy haunted shit in washington

>>23012660
added!

>>23012672
I should desu

Also you study astrobiology? What's that I study genetics

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>>23012693
yeah i'm triple majoring in astronomy, physics, and biology. hopefully one day i can be an astronaut ;_; mostly i'm interested in the origin of life/evolutionary biology, more specifically botany and environmental stuff

>>23012712
That's fucking awesome!

One day you might make the first trip to another galaxy, who knows.

I like genetics and DNA, it's the perfect ratio of biology to chemistry to maths.

>>23012719
haha first i need the astrophysicists and astronautical engineers to figure out interstellar travel! then yeah, maybe :^)

that does sound like an interesting field! i'm trying to get thru the origin of species...someday i'll finish it haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Lo7R3bK_8

>>23012735
tfw secondary endosymbiosis

Those engineers will get it done I believe in them

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>>23012761
>smart guys
what's ur kik pal

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>>23011547
Since you are OP, we wingman for each other at a punk club.
>>23011595
Your loss
>>23011609
Walk around the farmer's market then a picnic.
>>23011617
Community theater, break into a park or cemetery after dark and share a bottle of wine or booze
>>23011758
The public transit circut and discussion then get ice cream and stroll
>>23011813
I'm sure you are a wonderful person, but it looks like I will have to pick you up at a shooting gallery, take you to lunch and then drop you off at rehab.
>>23011902
You look stuck up as hell. I'll bring a dildo and take you to McDonald's, if that's not good enough you can go fuck yourself
>>23011960
Go over to your place and cook you dinner.
>>23012111
You would get the fancy restaurant, then I drop on you that I don't have cash so we have to dine and ditch
>>23012400
Art museum, preferably El Paso, so you can see me geek out over Artimesia Gentileschi.

>>23012870
Wew

It's daftest.punk

>>23012293
Oh dear....
I get it's you edgefag I got it since the lip comment.

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>>23011617
I would definitely take you out around my hometown
Where there's a huge artist community and
art galleries + museums. I feel you'd thoroughly enjoy a date browsing through myriads of different artwork meeting artists, locals, performers, and having lunch/dinner at a local
restaurant. Honestly there's a lot I think you'd
enjoy date-wise if I were offered the opportunity and the pleasure in having your acquaintance.

>>23014897
Wait is the tranny he's referring is me? Awesome

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>>23012915
Probs go to a cool club then Hookah bar.

>>23012641
I'll come see you after college and we'll go to a cafe as I do my homework

>>23015344
No he's referring to Lorde girl.

>>23015299
dont forget to tip your fedora as you end the date ;)

>>23015414
Oh it's that guy lol, I had false hope :'(
I'm bored, entertain me.

>>23015363
Doing homework on a d8 what the hell lol

>>23015423
Not your jester.

>>23015425
What? What's wrong with that?

>>23015422
Oddly enough I have a fedora. I never wear it though.
But thanks for the tip - I'll be sure to wear it to represent my mobster ancestry.

>>23015428
Did I ask? I think not so go on entertain me andale andale!

>>23015433
>mobster ancestry
That's not what they meant
>>23015430
dunno, never heard of it before

>>23015435
I'm playing Cube Escape: The Mill.

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>>23015454
Never heard of it, women play more than mind games?

>>23015466
They playing anything and everything.

>>23015485
I no understand I nevar talk to gril is ask me mum wat is gril

>>23015497
girls are evil.

>>23015363
Just 1 cocktail and then ditch you after 5 minutes. You look like you couldn't hold a conversation for more then 5 minutes
>>23015326
You look like a girl i once fingered with rock hard tits, would take you you nowhere but your bed.
>>23015299
Irish pub for a couple of beers
>>23012915
Somewhere to a park, you seem fun when you had a smoke
>>23012752
I'd stay the fuck away from your slav ass
>>23012641
Bong and chill, in a park somewhere with good music. Sounds good?
>>23012574
You look boring, wouldn't be going out with you
>>23012565
Just 1 beer to see if you can hold conversation. If you could, i'd wan't to go hit a club.
>>23012400
Lounge bar, just to get you out of your comfort zone and see how you react. Either that or a movie and then a coffeeshop and talk with you for a couple of hours.
>>23012256
I think you'd be a lot of fun in a theme park. Yes, a theme park is where i'd wan't to hang out with you
>>23012244
A library, god you are hard to read. Not a clue, where would you like to go?
>>23012195
I would feel bad for taking you outside. It looks like you don't like it at all.
>>23012163
PFFFffff nowhere.
>>23012124
Bar and maby a smoke at your place
>>23012111
Somewhere where there aren't to many people. I don't think you like to be seen.
>>23011960
I met a girl who looks like you in Paris, I'd go to a bar and play some cards with beer and some friends. You look cool to hang around with
>>23011902
Nah, Your backyard?


There, that's enough. Maybe i'll get around to posting a picture.

>>23015326

Would take you to a Dita von Teese performance and/or a burlesque show. Then I`d take you home and ask you to reenact what you`ve just seen.

>>23015444
I think we all know what "fedora tipping" is and how it equates to the emasculation of betas, white knights, and SJWs.
Only a human being with the density of lead would neglect to find the sarcasm in my response.

>>23015517
How u knoe

>>23015580
My friend is girl.

>>23015599
>dubdubs
>"friend"
Y u lyin tho

>>23015609
Not
I have one.

>>23015615
Lololol good one that joke was funny, any more

>>23015618
Y u laughin at me.

>>23015622
I have nothing better to do, you rather I insult you?

>>23015626
I wish I was a NEET like you.

>>23015646
Niga I ain't a NEET, I'm actually at my job but I can't do anything until another goddam hour.

>>23015654
I don't believe you.

>>23015673
Am srs, why would I lie to you :3

>>23015702
Donno you're weird.

>>23015529
Ok, yuo can stay of away, but do yuo have of cigarette?

>>23015781
9/10 mad me rise and smile at b8. good job, now go back and bee NEET again.

>>23015768
Hi
>>23015786
I hit ther but it was not my fault the woman was weaker than me.

>>23015363
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after.
>>23015326
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after.
>>23015299
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after.
>>23012915
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after.
>>23012752
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after, then stab with the fork and send back to Poland.
>>23012641
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after.
>>23012574
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after.
>>23012565
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after.
>>23012400
Tie down with my butt blaster, go eat spaghetti after, then go for a stroll along the beach where we make sweet, passionate, love in front of the frighted people.
>>23012343
Tie down with my butt blaster 5000, go eat a BLT after.

>>23015768
I'm normal feg
Only 15 minutes left before I can do my thing kek

>>23015790
I just realized you posted a picture
That means the arrangement is off ?

>>23015805
Do what thing.

>>23015807
Its not off. Should i post a better picture?

>>23015808
An hero
The shit I have to fix

>>23015815
What kind of shit.
>>23015813
Why you asking for dates then
Do what you want.

>>23015821
lol

>>23015815
Hopefully not literal shit. Something is leaking in one of the jobs we did, so of course I have to go fix it.

>>23015821
>>23015828
Dafuq am I talking to myself, I wanna go home :'(

>>23012752
yuo are of men now

>>23015831
What kind of things do you fix.

>>23015836
Nigga you're an architect, think.
Nvm I'll just tell you.
Plumbing, one of the waste lines is leaking and I can't go into the apartment until the next minute since people live there already.
Sheesh

>>23015836
If he is of real men he is of fix anything.
>>23015832
I always men.

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A trip to hell.

>>23015841
Kek I clogged the sink with a face mask earlier today.
>>23015844
It's a girl.

>>23015844
I is born with female benis
>>23015858
I fucking wish it was that, it's way easier then what I have to do.
Also face mask wat

>>23015858
What? Plumber is of devushka? insane.

>>23015363
Carl's jr

>>23012163
I'd take you to outback steakhouse

>>23015863
She's trying to change.
>>23015861
A mix of nutmeg lemon and honey
I made too much and when I went to wash my face just poured rest in sink.

>>23015881
Its ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJpaDTQujMg
I think i already had all the fun i could form this thread.

>>23015829
The shooting range

>>23015881
You are supposed to eat food not put on face...
Are you referring to me btw?

>>23015897
Who else.

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>>23015905
You?
Gosh I feel so speshul now

>>23015910
Yuo are of special.

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>>23015905
Delievered from yesterday.

I really don't feel degraded.

And just so it has some thread relevance, I would take you out to eat at McDonalds and then we would go back to my place and you would rub my feet.

>>23015910
Special needs.
>>23015912
I thought you left.
>>23015925
Nasty.

>>23015943
At least I came through. I bet you didn't think it would happen.

>>23015943
Why would i ever leave you?

>>23015948
I didn't think about it at all honestly.
>>23015949
Something about the fun being over.

>>23015943
R00d
Why can't you be classy like this hunk?>>23015912
At least he knows how to treat a lady.

>>23015955
You are quite entertaining. I kekd both times. Well enjoy the feet deviant.

>>23015955
Maybe the thread isnt fun anymore, but i cant just leave you, can i?

>>23015957
You know you want a bAd bOi princess.
>>23015969
It's creepy how they look so much like my grandmother's feet no joke
Also weird since today I'm not in the mood for trying to be amusing.
>>23015973
As long as you come back.

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>>23015984
The only bad boi i luv is this one

>>23015984
Ew how do you know what your grandmothers feet look like off the top of your head? Thats even more creepy then the fact that they look like them. And maybe youre just a clown then.

>>23015994
His hair game is not even close to mine.
>>23015995
Or are you just spoony
I use to massage her feet when she got sick.

>This Arabic pop cause I feel like attaching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqspY_D7R78

>>23011595
Bed

>>23011609
Rivendell

>>23011617
>nose ring
>tarot cards
into da trash

>>23011758
Steelers game. Yeah, that's right, I'm a straight up baller on first dates.

>>23011769
I guess I'd let you suck my dick

>>23011813
Museum of oddities

And I promise to get you back to the ward by curfew.

>>23011902
That depends on how long you booked the babysitter.

>>23011960
Somethin happy as shit.

>>23012400
Titty bar

>>23015326
A local fair

>>23015363
>hair
>dat look
into da trash

>>23016010
Oh so you do give foot massages. Thatll work out when we go on our date. And yeah I am.

>>23015994
I dare you to say that again faggit

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Woooop.

>>23016010
>>23016033
God fucking damn it, I can't into 4chan today...

>>23016033
>Self fagging

>>23016038
See
>>23016037
It's my fault for staying up late dezu sempai

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>>23016025
>

>>23016050
>>23016051

Also ur jelly of his hair and mine

>>23016051
You look better in your other picture but at least I got you back.

>>23016065
You fo real ?
Either way.
>Not me
>>23016053
Sure cause I lack.

>>23016072
You lack the voice, you do have a nice moostache I admit.

>>23016072
Yeah this.
>>23011813
Right? Or am I wrong?

>>23016085
Yes
This one however isn't
>>23016051

>>23016082
Do not even compare pls.

>>23016102
Um why would I compare you to my husbando, that would be a great insult to him.

>>23016102
Oh really that second one isnt you?
I laughed though too clever.

>>23016106
>>23016102
Jesus Christ, would you two fuck already and get it over with?

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>>23016114
What is.
>>23016106
>Talk to the wifey

>>23016124
Calm yo tips cupid thread is dead anyway.

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>>23016124
Wtf niga I'm not gay.
>>23016126
Gross
Not copying him, I do plan on putting my own flair.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery darling
>>23016134
Fag

>>23016126
This is.
>>23016102

>>23016138
It's also quoting natalia
>Cheesy
>Disgusting
>Artistically atrocious
>>23016155
If you say so.

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>>23016162
Oh boy

>>23016162
Yeah I'm too easy. Anyway I'll see you around and if you need any more feet pics all you have to do is ask.

>>23016173
What happened to your job.

>>23016193
The stupidest shit, I had to wait for the person to leave and now I can't do it because the leak is in the concrete, so I'm waiting for the necessary tools to be brung to me.

>>23016201
You've been waiting for quite some time nao.

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>>23016209
I had too basically wait 3 hours to even get in, then I have to wait for this guy to come and bring the shit and who know when that will be. Ugh they tell one thing but it's alway never it. Take a look

>>23016220
It does look unpleasing to deal with.

>>23016234
You have no idea, I almost cried when I saw this. There was water in the wall in the apartment below, so I opened it up and saw it dripping so I checked to see if the band was in the ceiling, nope. Go up and open hole there its fucking dry, so I took off the rubber shit they used to seal the holes and there is band in the fucking concrete. Don't have a chipping hammer or the ratchet cutter so waiting on that. Wow I went on a rant.

>>23016254
Lol I sort of understand tho cause we have to take sanitary class
But shit good luck with that.

How i wish it was the top band. My mentor say that engineers and I assume architects don't know shite, all they know is theory and not the practice. The guys who did this were idiots though.

>>23016284
It's not an architects job it's an engineers job.

>>23016293
I meant the the actual plumbing for this particular building, so many leaks and fuck ups I came to fix here, and theys sent me to this hellhole again.

>>23016300
There yet?

>>23016433
Nah I think this nigga died on his way here. I did manage to take apart everything, didn't need the tools kek. I do need an extra pair of hands tho. I have to push it up from the bottom up, and I have too tighten it from up top, but I can't be in two places at once.

>>23016448
Kek.
>ITT live stream plumbing

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>>23016467
Ay lmao, if they let me in the time I got here and it wasn't this, no lie I would have finished about 5 hours ago. As soon as this dumbass gets here I'm fixing this shit and putting it back together and going the fuck home. They expect me to go to a different job after this, fuck that

>>23011758
jazz concert
>>23011813
fancy coffee shop
>>23011902
couple of beach cocktails for sure
>>23012400
would like to enjoy iced coffe in a hot summer day
>>23015326
going for a hike

>>23016488
Time nao?
>>23016490
I'm a fucking savage around food.

>>23016532
Status update:fixed

>>23016615
>Speech
>Speech
>Speech

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>>23011609
Ask out, get rejected

>>23011617
Ask out, get rejected

in fact you know what ditto this for everyone in the thread

>>23016618
>Amron?

>>23016697
How was it.

>>23016618
I'm killing myself
You're move Mr.Lawman.
Smell ya la8er when I get home

>>23016739
>inb4 spelin errars

>>23016633
I dunno, man, judging by things she's said in other threads, this one >>23011617 seems like she'd fuck just about anything.

Just start dressing a bit edgier and play an instrument or something.

Oh, and then you'd have to find her
>try Portland, Oregon

>>23016732
Hassanam

>>23016756
I don't play an instrument. I do make music though, digitally.

Here's my soudcloud: https://soundcloud.com/iwilldevouryourkittens

>>23016173

>mfw I saw that rock bottom despair in his eyes
RIP glorious faggot
dunno if you were happy
but you were good.

>>23016758
Ok.

Good to be home

>>23016771
I think thats was before the AIDS, but yeah, I think he went happy, listen to the last few albums, his voice went up in range and power. Born too late to witness a legend rip in piece my sweet prince
>>23016836
K

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>>23011609
would watch anime with
>>23011769
beach
>>23011841
hike in the woods
>>23012124
go to a bar
>>23012256
would slap on back and be wingman
>>23012641
ice skating
>>23016633
would play WoW with
>>23011617
would get coffee but it would be awkward cuz you were too dtf so i'd feel uncomfortable

>>23017208
I don't even play WoW...

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Well, here is a pic of me and my gf

>>23018382
>>23015786
>>23015529
Same guy btw

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i've never been on a real date before cuz terrible anxiety and no social skills
but ehhh curious what could have been 0.0

>>23018382
>you look boring
The irony

>>23018346
WELL BEST GET TO IT

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>>23011540

>>23011609
Wait... Soya?

>>23020414
What makes you assume I play WoW anyway? I guess I just look like such a neckbeard

I mostly play single player games (megaman for life), local multiplayer at best