Rate me, Please say the good and bads. I swear to god, I do not

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10/10 op

bad: lacks definition, you're a blob
lose weight
good: looks fairly symmetrical
Rated.

>>22988018

You look Russian.

>>22988521
I definitely want to lose weight, and I have been, I've been on a diet for a good month now.

>>22988578
What that?

>>22988018
you look underage

>>22988018
>fatty boi
>female face
>some sort of mental illness going on
>possible psycho
Would beat to pulp with steel bar

>>22989827
I don't get the Possible psycho or mental illness thing? What are you talking about?

>>22989826
i'm 19

>>22989837
Your face looks so tense and clenched, like there is some really unsolved shit going on. Shit that sooner than later will force you to murder and eat human flesh and become a monster. That is why I'd eliminate you if given the chance.

>>22989858
Ever see that movie with Jason Statham and that psychopath? I don't keep celebrities shit in a jar in MY window. That's how you know I'm Sane.

>>22989878
You will end up as a fat woman (post op) married to a middle eastern guy who owns a dollar shop and drives a 2023 mercedes (eight years old by that time).
Guaranteed.

>>22989897
I've got money, why would I let him drive an 8 year old car?

>>22989913
because he will own you as his fat and obedient wife

>>22989929
I don't think that's how that movie ended. And sorry Muhammad, I don't want to be apart of your fantasies.

If you looked less like a small boy posing for a mug shot and looked more like Natalie Portman i'd do you

>>22989942
I'm 5'9 240. I'm far from a small boy, but My face says contrary.

>>22989940
Time will tell. Atm you are a fat boi that looks lie a deranged woman. So I might not be that wrong, sailor.
>>22989942
topkek

You guys are doing it wrong! actually list features.

Bad
>Fat
>Crooked, fat, pig nose
>negative canthal tilt
>Big, asymmetrical lips
>Weak Jaw?

Good
>Fantastic wide bizygomatic breadth, at 6.3 inches.

>>22989897
UNDERRATED
FUCKING
POST

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>>22988018
Please put those lips on my pussy...