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MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

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MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)

Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.

Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.

Be creative!

Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.

All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:

>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.

If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.

Previous thread: >>22949350
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Caviler here (new guy known only to true connoisseurs of manlust) for the next 14. Taking a request or two. Still surprised people actually like my ranting
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>>22982384

we don't
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Requesting a feminine guy or trap hitting on the listener.
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>>22982423

that's like every single guy that posts
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>>22982429
Most of the performers sound pretty masculine, and none of them are specifically trap-ish. I don't think any of them have done a feminine audio where they're hitting on a guy, either.
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>>22982473
>>22982473

you most not have heard real masculine because i can name at least 3 regulars that have feminine voices here while the rest just make a fake deep one
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>>22982485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l1XGJ963O5
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Oh, new thread, riveting start if I do say!

https://clyp.it/playlist/zchlvv20

- A Fucked Up Brit
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>>22982542
i said or "fake deep" which is exactly what ur doing..
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/r/ing a scenario where listener is a big/chubby/fat/etc girl at the gym and you are another gym-goer or trainer or whatever checking her out. maybe you go over and try to help her on one of the machines or something, but afterwards you follow her into the showers/lockers and naughty time ensues
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>>22982546
I can't fap to this shit. I never want to hear "bullocks deep in ya" ever again.
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>>22982645

Well then, you know what we have to do.

- A Fucked Up Brit
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>>22982485
We do, but how many of them do full length fag recordings where they talk about how hard they are for you? Probably some! But none I'm aware of, so I'm requesting more.

On a different note, can anyone suggest challenges? I have one in mind, but it's kind of unusual.
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Copy paste last thread:
New guy here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnE2BsXtsZ

Had to keep my voice down because of housemate trying to sleep.

I'm up for some requests because I'm bored, I'll browse the thread to see if there's anything I think I can do, not all that good at lewd stuff yet, so take it easy please. I'd love to sing, but can't atm (see: housemate sleeping).
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requesting anal rape pls

not too picky about the exact scenario. maybe a home invasion kinda thing with some whispered dirty talk and humiliation? something somewhat intense too? I just want my ass ravaged
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>>22982763
oh, bonus points if you force listener to suck your cock clean afterwards too
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>>22982763

Do you like getting your ass eaten, too?

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22982763
>>22982774

Also super interested in this.
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>>22982384
>>22982410

OH SHIT KID YOU JUST GOT OWNED GTFO
;)
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I didn't have the chance to reply in the old thread:
>>22981946
Thanks for the offering, it made me happy to hear that, but I don't have a mic and I would just talk about non sexual stuff, so... I don't think that's what you are looking for, haha.

Anyways, thanks a lot for all your audios, you are great!
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>>22982911

aye gurlz im germen
i sound da same as every1 else in muh cuntry bt im so hot here
add me to skype plzkthx
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IX establishing:

Request fill for the lovely Loligag on FSA:
"Dominated, Degraded and Creampied"
contains: ummm [dom] [name calling] [rape] [creampie]

Some of my previous stuff:
"how I got into my co-workers pants"
contains: [confession] [sex at work]

http://chirb.it/MtHmty

Nasty Teacher vs Slutty female student:

http://chirb.it/tcLpqf
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>>22983062
Annnd the link to it...been a long fucking day ;)

http://chirb.it/9m5JD7
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>>22983074

not even kidding but you sound worse than the germ autist
also your pride in your beta muscle is laughable
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Why hello there o/

I was in the previous thread, purring guy, and I was asked to do a recording with seduction and a bit of dirty talking... I tried :3

http://chirb.it/f4pv4p
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>>22983101
What is your issue
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>>22983143
>>22983143

someone needs to keep it real here
otherwise we have shit
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>>22983187

https://clyp.it/playlist/aamn2iki

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22983218

noone likes you
. leave
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Would anyone be willing to read a script I wrote if it would involve being a dragon?

Don't want to post it if it would be too strange
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>>22983218
lol AFUG that's some good shit right there
;)
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>>22983275
I fucking love dragon audios and people have recorded a few of my requests. Pls post.
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>>22983283
Hell I don't know, are you even Luger? You sound like him, but not posting the gay anime so maybe I'm wrong. If so, oh well Luger and still jump off a cliff. ;)

Either way, keep being a sad little bitch while we make girls wet. We get pussy, you don't, end of story.

And the reason you don't are:
You're a skinny nerd.
You're a bitch.
You should slit.
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>>22983234

Ok.

>>22983291

Thank you. I didn't even need help this time.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22983218
This is amazing. Seriously.
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>>22983306

you jumped to me being luger while i
could very much be a displeased
femanon
sad
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>>22983323

I'm a big boy now! :D

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22983336
Oh, anon, you don't have to be jealous about the fans of the other recorders, I'm sure you'd have a lot of fans if you recorded something! Here's a request just for you: explain why are you so salty.
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>>22983393

lol not an msa recorder
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A friendly reminder to please refrain from feeding the trolls. Rather, post something positive or constructive! In fact...

<<REQUEST>>

You've survived a plane crash in the ocean, waking up on what appears to be a deserted island. Describe the plane you were flying in, why you were flying, whether you were a passenger, pilot, employee, etc. Tell us why (you think) the plane crashed, how you got to the island (if you remember), and what supplies are available to you.

If you can relay the story kind of like a journal, that'd be cool. Add sexy times if you think it's warranted.

Maybe you're not alone?
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>>22983218
you got me
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>>22983412

Fuck, I'd so do this if I were home.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22983275
Please do post, I'm curious about it too !
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>>22983062
Man, I never knew a southern accent would turn me on but- Yum.

But then those fucking sound effects + 'Daddy'. Ladyboner gone.

>>22983218
lolwhy
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>>22983469

I had to go.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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https://clyp.it/djlip2gk

i like my voice
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oh god I hope this isn't cringe
please someone anyone read this and make my life *-*
it's pretty long. Add your flare to it moan whenever it seems fitting!
dom/dragon script tysm

http://pastebin.com/bp5giKf9
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>>22983469
Yes! Thank you.
I need the criticism. Soo, in the future no sound effects and get rid of Daddy? I just say that because alot of girls I've chatted with have said they like to be forced to say Daddy, like being called "babygirl", etc.
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>>22983504
This is super cheesy and I love it due to the sheer cheese (and muh monster fetish). Too bad bed calls, but maybe there will be some readings of this tomorrow that don't end in toilet flushes.
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>>22983521

On it---!

Oh.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22983336
Ok, so you're some twisted bitch that wants to make fun of all us MSA performers? Do you not understand we can see right through what you're doing? The jealousy and hurt feelings.

So instead of being a cunt, just tell us wtf is bothering you? I would love to make an audio for you, or talk to you about whatever the hell has hurt you so bad. MY skype is:
instigatorx9
(if you change your mind, add me). I'm a good listener.

>also, AFUG you funny man!
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>>22983521
lmao I know oh god I'm so sorry that it's cheesy but honestly I just wrote what I'd want to hear

*drooling intensifies*
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>>22983504

hmm. interesting. if I get some free time that isn't at 4am, I'll give this a swing.

-Midnight Rambler
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>>22983535
Write more cheesy, hot things bb.
>>22983531
ilu2
>>22983519
No sound effects unless you can make them sound realistic. Took me right out of the mood cause hot damn do I love some degradation and Teacher/student stuff so I was ready to fap to that shit.

Some people are into DD/lg, I'm not. Weirds me out. Besides, given the scene you should have stuck with using Teacher over Daddy.

Okay bed for realsies now.
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>>22983545
p-please...
....thank you ;-;

>>22983531
It would be great if you would
pls not in the bathroom though c:
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>>22983552
Duly noted.
Fuck, where's my pen and notepaper...
I'll have to just remember that shit since I can't write it down ;)
>no daddy stuff for dat femanon in da future.
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>>22983501

shameful self bump
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>>22983557

I just don't understand people...

"AFUG, don't record yourself pooping."
"AFUG, why'd you have to cut off your recording just before cumming?"
"AFUG, don't kill yourselves."

Can't anyone just ask about my day for once?!
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>>22983573
How was your day?
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>>22983559
I think the sound fx was alright on that last one

normally I hate accents w a burning passion but I like yours. Ty for providing PLEASE KEEP POSTING c:
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>>22983589
Oopsie, I'm not gonna try the dragon one then :p
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>>22983594
Please try! I'm listening to your chirbit right now and it's making me swoon *-*

What kind of an accent is that?
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>>22983275
Where did you get this dragon fetish?
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>>22983615
I'm gonna be honest I've loved dragons ever since I was a little girl. Had all the books, plushies, etc that a kid could ever want. Thought that one day I would find my own and they would be my companion forever and ever.
Somehow, now that I'm old, it just makes me wet. Not quite sure why or how but, yeah.

>>22983573
WELL? How WAS your day? c:
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>>22983589
Haha, thanks!
I now have the passion to move forward.
I don't really hear my accent, but its obvious I have one because they all say I do...

Question: besides what you posted, what's a fantasy you'd like to hear voiced? I do mostly improvisation (I think it's more genuine) but I can do scripts to if you'd like to hear something.
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>>22983627
I had no clue you were doing improv. Honestly! From what I've seen you post I'm pretty sure I like a lot of the things you like to do.
Creampie, sub/dom stuff...

I don't know if you listen to what other people post, but, the other day someone posted like an older student forcing sex on a chubbier student and degrading her etc. in one of the school's abandoned rooms.
I thought that was pretty hot and I think that you could rock the shit out of that scenario.
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>>22983614
*blushes* T-Thank you
It's a french accent :)
I'll give it a try then, it's a bit late here though, so if I don't have time tonight I'll try tomorrow morning ! I'm not sure how good I'd be at dom stuff though
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>>22983656
It's okay, sweet kitten. If it flops I'll write your own personal lovey-talk script and it'll be just as good if not better!
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>>22983662
*purrs*
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We should make it a rule that only accented guys can post here. I don't even bother listening to the other ones and i am sure you all can agree
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>>22983823
>:C No
I strongly disagree with this post! MEN WITHOUT ACCENTS AND MEN WITH ACCENTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO POST!

They both turn me on. And make me smile. And swoon.
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>>22983823
Everything is an accent if you live somewhere else.
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>>22983823
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Crossposting this from FSA in case anyone wants to record it. http://pastebin.com/R0E37Uu5
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>>22983823
There are a few recorders that dont have discernable accents but people still love them. I'm sure others could name them
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>>22983501
Hi frank
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>>22982689
Can you please speak some dutch?
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>>22983581
>>22983625
https://clyp.it/ydiehdwj

>>22983412
https://clyp.it/xhzrjwfc

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22983652
haha, you're too sweet! My names InstigatorX btw. But they call me 9 (IX) for short.

I'll give that a go tomorrow night, it sounds interesting!
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Hello qtvoice boyz
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>>22984250
https://clyp.it/h0ky14if

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22984313
Sorry I haven't been on skype the past few days
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>>22984319

See what happens?!
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>>22984325
Huh?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0msC4t730
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z2Piu0wUNT
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>>22983412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tj6h7UetL1
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>>22984500
what were you even going for with that
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>>22984509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blxAuSaHgF
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Ferret, standing by.

https://www.chirbit.com/Ferret
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>>22982798
yeah that's all good
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SOMEONE DO THE TARZAN THING PLS OMFG
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>>22984649
Weird request, feel free to ignore!

You are some kind of supernatural person or creature. A demon like an incubus, a werewolf, a kitsune, or something else. Describe how it effects your sex life, positive or negative.

Alternatively, sing something!

Double alternatively, describe in great detail a fetish or kink you enjoy.
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>>22983627
you do the thing
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>>22984649
you do the thing
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>>22984509
How fucking new are you
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>>22984715
Not sure I could do the others (sorry, especially since you seem really into them),
but how about a holiday song?

>>22984781
...Oh, dear.
I'm to...do the thing?
THAT thing?
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>>22984874
no one else will do it soo....
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Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!

Luger-sama, reporting for duty!

Got a cold and I'm kinda falling flat. Going to record stuff as soon as my throat stops burning and hurting like a bitch.

Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7

Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO

Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9

A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1

Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N

10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59

Subserviant Luger
http://chirb.it/n2shNr

Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz

Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as

Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc

Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J

SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg

Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
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>>22984890
you do the thing
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>>22984894
Fuck you, Jane. Why do you think I went to the jungle in the first place you smelly british cunt. Dem gorilla asses, yo. You skinny bitch can't even twerk it like Kala.
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>>22984874
A holiday song would be awesome! Thanks! :3
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>>22984715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lnyE9GP0LX
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>>22984500

lolololol

The more you cried, the harder I laughed.

"Is that on anyone's flight plan!?"

lololol
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>>22984874
Ferret! Could I request a recording/scene in which you're masturbating, but your girlfriend walks in on you suddenly, startling you. You apologise and start to cover up but she insists on you continuing while she watches you until you cum. You're more than welcome to expand upon this, if you want. Anyways, thanks for all your recordings so far. <3
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>>22984982
Wasn't the requestor, but that was very informative and hot~ a+
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>>22984982
Holy shit, that was incredible. Thank you for taking the request! Like the other poster said, informative and sexy. I would love to hear another in this series if you have an ideas.

...Also, you should really hit up a mad scientist about that blood flow problem. All it'll take is a small incision or fifteen, and you'll have an artificial heart that recycles blood from a standard IV bag into your veins on command, like a supernatural boner-switch. There's also the nanobot option if you're up for that, or we can replace a few parts with a nerve-connected prosthetic. You've heard of the Heterodynes, right?
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>>22984923
Luger!
You know these civilized types are very tenacious!
It's best to just let them slowly gain our trust and then lead them to our mating grounds.

>>22984884
Just to clarify again, what exactly did you want?
Actual Tarzan speak and then boning?

>>22984962
Because I really wish I could be playing in the snow:
http://chirb.it/cbetPO

>>22984986
That really sounds right up my alley.

I'll get an outline together tonight, but I may need to find some time when I can be a little louder, so apologies if it takes some time to complete once again.
Thank you for requesting!
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>>22985002
>>22985087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h8VhtbtGKN
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>>22985112
Of course, no worries if it takes a bit to do. I'll be patiently waiting.~
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>>22985150
-giggling intensifies-
'I ride a tyrannosaur Rex into battle'
Marry me
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>>22985112
I'm dreaming of more awesome Ferrett recordings! You have a really good singing voice, and that was a great harmony effect. Thanks for taking the request!

>>22985150
My sides flew into orbit, burned up on re-entry, and reanimated themselves. Hilarious.

>I ride a tyrannosaurus into battle!

Holy shit! Are you...?!
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>>22985211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cHNoMNRpC6

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Dizzy establishing, hi everyone!

https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks
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Requesting cute domestic boy saying cute things.
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>>22985433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GeQZjfA2Aj

I actually was fucking around doing OPM stuff earlier, so take an extra.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W4GOSqSjJm
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>>22985492
Lol, nice! :3

Pls do more Genos if you have time.
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>>22985510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MOcRlmD85R
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>>22985112
Like you'd know anything about that. I bet Kerchak mates with you.
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>>22984060
Nor sure what to say, but here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Urwfq646k
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>>22985656
>this, the year of oonga boonga
>not being on good terms with our glorious leader
>not fighting filthy leopards that attack the troop
>not letting Kerchak wrap you up in those huge arms
>not getting silverback rides and dibs on all the best food
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>>22985718
>be innajungle
>riding vines, eating fruit, living life
>Occasionally mate with females
>Life is good
>Kerchak becomes leader
>Everyone knows he's dyeing is back silver
>Whatever
>He fucks all the females
>He even fucks the weak males
>Hear them squeal and scream in pain and shame
>This is life now

Thanks, Obongo.
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Thatarabdude establishing, was geht Leute? Finally have a bit of time to spare. I say things in 3 different languages and occasionally senpais notice me.

It don't mean a thing (if ain't got that swing)
http://chirb.it/h0HxH3

Filthy cunt (mad)
http://chirb.it/aa4GAr

I need you (harley's script):
http://chirb.it/IvsDk6

a-asking someone to prom a-awkwardly:
http://chirb.it/HPrtMB
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>>22985874
forgot picture, fug meh
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>>22983823
There are only a handful of the performers with strong non US accents who I strongly enjoy listening to.

I'm glad you like your accent kink, anon.
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>>22985087
Requesting spark dirty talk. Please.
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>>22985112
no dont be him.... just say whats happening... no noises omg... like the girl got lost and passed out or something and he finds her and hes never seen anyone before so hes examining her and shit idfk
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I had an epiphany. Maybe I'm going about my recordings all wrong. I'll have to be a new man.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22984923
hello..... HAHAHAHHA no but stop making fun of me damn it
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>>22985769
You'll always be the alpha male in my heart, Luger.

>>22986384
So...like a narrator in an audio book?
It was supposed to end with him "giving in to his animalistic urges" right?
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>>22985656
>>22985718
>>22985769
i hate all of you.... just forget it i dont even want it anymore thanks
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>>22986560
yeah i guess... idk just like you're telling an erotica novel i guess like an audio book idfk anymore damn it everyones making fun of it omfg
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>>22986536
No! Please don't change the way you record. You're one of my favourite posters, I really really really like your recordings. You're always so laid back and funny, as well as hot and inventive. Please never ever ever change.
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>>22986575
you really think he gives a shit? ha
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>>22983504
>>22983614
>>22983662

Annnnnnd there !
http://chirb.it/DMH0qG

I admit.... I had fun recording it :3 I just hope it's okay. Also... Pic related !

>>22986561
>>22986569
Please don't think that it's the case. Everyone likes different things. I'm sure someone will take the request, and if nobody does I will. No need to be ashamed at all !
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>>22986592
its like i cant help it :'( its not nearly as bad as some of these so wtfffffffff
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>>22986584
why not?
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>>22986613
you obviously haven't been listening to him that long or read much of what he says... you'll see
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>>22986536

my take on you is this, you have the single hottest voice here. this is saying alot since you don't do anything lewd or have a particularly hot accent. your voice is on a level all on its own. these other guys have their niche things that push their voices to be attractive but you can literally talk about burgers and have me dripping (i'm not confirming or denying that this actually happened...). someone mentioned that your voice was unintentionally sultry and i agree and thats not something any other guy has here or many places for that matter. my favorite part about you is that i am sure you can be sexy and choose not to be. like you have this power laying dormant that you could switch on anytime you want to but you would find that too easy or something


anyway you're my fav and i'm kind of in love. never change... or do and purposefully be sexy for me... or don't...
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>>22984715

I'm tired and a little drunk, but hey, wtf yo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HzKDaz256

-Midnight Rambler
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>>22986199
Oh fuck. Yes please. Seconding this.
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>>22986199
>>22986822
I wish I could rub my flint against your steel ~~
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>>22986606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fM08nzgmlJ
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>>22987022

Not a single one of your audios have been funny and you are basically just shitposting
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>>22987022
ok there's no reason to be rude
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>>22987228
Did me entering the thread with Star Wars spoilers and a Banepost tip you off, sport?
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>>22987324

lel, i r troll i r so quirky nd funni hurrrr

Be original, kiddo, you arent the least bit funny and your voice sounds like any other weab trying to be a voiceactor. leavenowkthx
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>>22987324
H-hey. Can I possibly request contact info? Your voice is so smooth and pliable....
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>>22987345
>>22987324
samefag

You are such fucking cancer
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>>22987342
>>22987345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13dWyZAK7CI
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>>22987415
Kek
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>>22987423

Original
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>>22987398
>>22987415
zdravstvuyte
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lHbv1udrVu
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>>22987398

So... Yeah, you reported me for saying I want to smack you... Kay then. I just don't like you or your voice. You are acting like a jerk.
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>>22987470
Saged, reported, called the cops, moved to Ukraine.
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>>22984982
That's not actually the case. Before the whole Varney/Carmilla/Bram Stoker thing where everyone was afraid beastial sexy things were going to corrupt the pure civilized flowers of womanhood, people were mostly afraid of vampires because they were afraid of the actual devil and of latent ancestor worship and improper burial.

Although this was a good audio in general. Made me laugh.
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>>22987490

Can you not samefag, please? This thread was friendly.
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>>22985186
Thanks for being patient.
I had some microphone issues here (a weird clicking in the active spots, maybe I moved a bit too much?), but I felt that this session was good and that it was a minor inconvenience, so I stuck with it.
I hope it isn't too troublesome.
https://chirb.it/FKKIq4
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>>22987452


This.
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So i'm kind of interested in giving this a go, i'm an Australian male, would anyone be keen for me to do a few this arvo after work?
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>>22987817
Oy nah m8, ur a cunt.
Go the fuck back to sleep.
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>>22987817
Do it cunt
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>>22987841
This guy has ruined the thread singlehandedly for me.
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>>22987858
Glad to be of service
>>22987495
Learn something new every day, cool stuff
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>>22986592
AHHH! Thank you so much *-*
It's glorious! OPof request btw on a dif computer
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>>22986575
I am a prototype of a much larger system.

>>22986632
You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.

>>22986647
The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature and answered by Death. You are another kind of question with another kind of answer.

- A Fucked Up AI
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>>22988001
Well it really was my pleasure !
If you have anything else to request, please do so without hesitation. Be it dragons, kittens or something else ;)
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Requesting a cute boy next door who is also a werewolf.
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>>22987398

stop talking like that...

>>22987345
fucking idiot get your ears checked
women on here fall for anything holy shite
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>>22988516
WELL If I ever write any more, You will be the first I beg for
I dug the guttural dragon noises aaa
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>>22988959
I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and I'm impatient to have more of your scripts !
*rawr* :3
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>>22989084
Ah
Should I write one then? What would you want me to write? If you give me an idea I'll work on one right now c:
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>>22988959
Accent? Check!
Anything else? Uhhh...
Accent? Check!
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requesting voicer being raped
doesn't matter by which sex

bonus points for brutal treatment
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>>22989272
I never said I was good at it :)
I genuinely think I'm not. I'm usually shy and not very good at flirting, especially in english. So I'm doing this as practice or something like that. I wouldn't try to pick the same requests as the people with nice voices. I'm just doing those they didn't take for a while. Because I still think my plain voice would be better than silence, right ? Also the reason why I'm not asking for a name or anything like that, I don't think I have a place in here. But as long as I can make at least one person smile I don't really mind trying.

>>22989157
Anything you'd like really ! You don't have to write one right now, just, when you feel like it, I'll be there if you have a request :)
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>>22989455
Can you read Shakespeare's sonnet 18? Or Sonnet 130?
Or any poetry, really c: Your voice is lulling to listen to ^^
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>>22988911
Maybe you should stop giving him attention if he triggers you guys that much.
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Newbie here, and thus, questions!

http://chirb.it/Brdny2
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>>22989288

Not quite what you asked for, but I once raped senpai for not acknowledging me on here. Their attention just meant so much to me.

https://clyp.it/on4gr3eg

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22989496
Oh goodness ! Shakespeare will take some getting used to, but I might try tomorrow !
In the meantime, the best I can provide is a poem in French

http://chirb.it/0Dt6ba

Now, to bed I go ~~
Thanks for the requests !
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>>22985683
Thank you! I really don't mind what specifically you say, not like i can understand it anyway!

Are there different regional accents of Dutch, like there are in French for example?
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>>22985874
You have a really nice voice, and also I like your song
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pg0LaJKQlw

<3
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>>22989933

Just a suggestion:
https://clyp.it/ts1phb3z

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22990007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xroL4abBSP

They just want me to sound like myself after all
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>>22990043
https://clyp.it/ei3ymnoh

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22990059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0voV5l0qAed
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>>22990089

https://clyp.it/bdvnghkr
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>>22990097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jqQInzsZ5D
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>>22990106
https://clyp.it/3pshigns
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>>22989773
god damn you
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>>22990211
https://clyp.it/cqmwz0tb

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22989773
this is great
please continue it
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memes
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D-did that dragon script ever get read?
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>>22990590

Yes. I read it in my head. Then jerked off to me reading it in my head.
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Where r the straight recorders at lmfak
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>>22990622

Buried in my asshole, muttenz.
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>>22990640
Bb r u even on skype
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>>22989773
i want you.
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>>22990669
you have his skype?
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>>22987666
Yay, thank you so much! The whole thing was great, I really enjoyed the ending bit, haha.Great job once again. :3
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>>22989764
>sexy voice
>"I plan on mainly reading poetry!"
FUK
>>22987666
Oh, geez. This was super cute.
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>>22990928
I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
And, again, thanks for requesting!
It feel like it was a spot-on choice of scenario.
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>>22990590
I did read it there
>>22986592
but it probably wasn't the best :3
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>>22991174
I just- I can't- I can't take it serious.

That chittering noise was cool sometimes but- Sorry, you're not rumbly enough to make me envision a dragon Dom.
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>>22991199
Yup I know
I just tried because nobody did :)
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Taking requests.
Been told I should be a phonesex operator.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s074im7EP5LA
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>>22991406

Oh my god. Agreed with whoever said that.

Could you please uh, do some dominant stuff? Like with dirty talk/degradation? Maybe the person is begging you to let them come, and you're reacting to it in sadistic amusement?
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>>22991406
Proceed.
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>>22991428
Second this
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>>22991428
Uhhhh, wasn't really sure what to say.
Here's this. http://vocaroo.com/i/s05haBD2lZrK
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Requesting a man describing what he thinks it would take to make him ahegao, followed by him doing that thing and describing the results in vivid detail.
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>>22991406

all you are doing is whispering though?
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>>22991826

lol you are just lowering your voice
and making it deeper like batman
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>>22989891
thank you! If there's anythnig you'd like to do, I'd gladly do it!
>>
new posters here is what you do Kay
have accent
whisper
be batman
do 1 or more of these and ppl will say you have a sexi voice
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>>22991992
No, that's the depth of my voice.
Yes, whispering, but didn't make it deeper.
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>>22991406
Whomever told you this is into some cheap shit lol.

>>22991992
AHAHAHA exactly!

Requesting some sexy Batman villain recordings.
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>>22992030
Could you be more up your own ass or maybe you are in denial? You are absolutely not speaking from your mask, you are speaking from your chest. It's apparent from the breathiness, and your vocal chords staining to keep your voice's facade.

If that's what women like in these threads, is men putting shitty voices on for them, then this thread fucking sucks. Natural voices are a beautiful thing, just open your ears.
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>>22991826

Oh god, thank you, that was perfect. Do you have a name so I can follow your posts?
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>>22990323
You kidding, gurlfriend?

>>22992145
>Requesting some sexy Batman villain recordings.

I'll probably do some stupid shit with this when I get home.

>>22991406
>Been told I should be a phonesex operator.

Pretty sure everyone here has been told this once or more. Even I get told this, and I'm pazzo as fuck.

>>22992018

It feels like you're right most days. I don't think I do any of these things (except maybe be Batman but I'm not fucking telling you that shit, bitch), and sometimes people like my stuff. I should try your list and see if it works for me.

- A Fucked Up Guy (at work)
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>>22992364
"cancer"
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>>22992364
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05haBD2lZrK
>mfw people fall for this shit
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>>22992391
>>22992421

I don't understand. What's wrong exactly?
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>>22992439
>I don't understand. What's wrong exactly?

>doesn't know when guy is faking voice
>thinks guy who tells himself he is a phonesex operator is sexy
>shit recording
>mfw
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>>22992439
I had a msg all typed out and then I accidentally closed the tab and too lazy to retype... Just refer to my other post>>22992178

I mean if you are into that literally any guy here can do what he did for you but I'm the kind of gal that likes a man's voice from his mask not his throat and/chest
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>this thread fucking sucks

I've seen this said plenty now, and I'm beginning to agree. I think Imma just stick with the General Vocaroo threads that popup now and again.

>>22992484
How does one speak from their "mask" and can you tell if I am doing it?

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22992523
you shud be a phonesex operator
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>>22992523
There are videos on the subject and I really don't want to go on and on
>>
If someone gives me a script I'll read it with my apparently decent accent
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>>22992559
I already am.

>>22992583
Thanks...

>>22992606
Not a female, but what kind of accent? Just from experience, British accents always do wonderfully.
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>>22992523
>How does one speak from their "mask" and can you tell if I am doing it?

this link's geared towards singing but I assume it still applies for speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_BtIXhOCw

I don't know much about resonance and shit but to me the idea seems to be that mask = normal head voice but with just a little extra to develop a bit of flavour. I'm not a voice coach though, so who knows
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>>22991143
Don't limit out anything else! Just new to the game, and I know I can't possibly be awkward reading poetry, right...right?
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>>22992674
Thanks! I never want to speak with any sort of vocal fry or even speak from my chest to make my voice deeper because I want to be able to present something sincere when I speak regularly. I just never knew what it was called :).

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22992663
it is British, south coast of England specifically
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>>22992731
Then don't even worry about it, just do whatever and you'll gain a lot of attention. There was a Scottish guy here years ago with a nasally voice; he'd just get in real close to the microphone, whisper and women were crazy about him. The accent is key a lot of the time, as many have said (one person going as far as to say that people like me shouldn't be posting here).
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Also, first official recording!

http://chirb.it/LsttDG
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>>22992849
lel fuck this thread so much
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nF4qEFSNla

Here's me saying un sexy words
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>>22992925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_QLRFMWEds
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Something DEFINITELY Different XD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QyfPCR7G4Q
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>>22992968
I hate the voice you're doing
I don't know what to call it, but I used to hear it on Newgrounds alot and there was a guy on Skype that did it
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>>22992991

Sigh, here's my reply... (no, its not rude)

http://picosong.com/QS8E
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>>22992968
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>>22992968
>>22993052
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>>22992968
>>22993052
>>22993065
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>>22993111
>>22993065
>>22993052

JESUS XD! SORRY LOL
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So many sadcunts and so few sikcunts brah
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>>22992968

Lassen Sie jetzt Schwuchtel
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>was writing a script to post ITT
>enter
>everyone's fighting/shitposting/being rude to each other for no good reason
Maybe next thread.
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>>22992968
not offensive, just not good either. i hate when the men in here think theyre voice actors. just fucking jerk off and be vocal ffs.
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>>22993188

we shud all be phonesex operators

kek
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>>22993188
Picture is for you.

>>22993181
For whom, exactly?

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22992018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANei3g9M1R
did i do good
>>22993213
shud i operate phonesex like this
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>>22993223
>For whom, exactly?
For anyone/everyone, t-b-h.
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>>22993249
phonesex guy that thinks hes a phonesex operator
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>>22993269
i shud be shudnt i
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>>22993249
I thought you were channeling Shredder.

>>22993266
So basically Ferret, Luger or FrenchyFrenchManShakeDatAssGurlMmm.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22993281
Not Shredder, but Splinter. So solly.
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>>22993286
shit you're right
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>>22993281
I dunno, I haven't been frequenting these threads as often as before. People keep disappearing/appearing.
Are you new?
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>>22992014
Even if my request is really boring?
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>>22993305

Hell naw, gurl. I'm like a super veteran and everyone just LOOOOVVVEEESSS me.

For real though, I used to be here years ago. In the amount of time I've technically been around, FrenchyFrenchManShakeDatAssGurlMmm has gained more traction here in a day.

>>22993295
I am a super ultra script writer elite; I am the R.L.Martin Scorcese of erotic literature. I will construct a script involving Splinter and his turtles that will be so erotic, green ooze will erupt into the air, corrupting all genealogy within cumshot. "Barely Legal Ninja Toitles"
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>>22992014
phonesex wif >>22991406
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Howdy, everyone!

I'm a buddy of Luger's and he has an announcement for you.
http://chirb.it/7dzdOv
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>>22993370
srsbusiness

LOL who gibs a fuk gtfo faggot
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General question from a new guy: Do people in these threads ever want non-lewd recordings? I know the opening post says tame posts are welcome, but it looks like a fap thread to me.

Pic related in an alternate universe.
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>>22993517
unless ur a phonesex operator
GTFO
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>>22993526
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>>22993336
I remember there was some other French guy who talked in a weird/high voice, but everyone loved him.
I think MSA people just like Frenchies a lot.

>>22993370
>that picture
>naked Gaston in train
What was the intent/motive here? I feel like I'm missing a joke
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>>22993517
Personally the only type of lewd recordings are I like are simple faps. I just like hearing guys with nice voices talk ;-; so if you want to post something non-lewd, do go ahead
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>>22993586
People on the internet are attracted to accents. You could literally have the worst voice, but if you have an "interesting" accent, you'll be sexy. Hence why I don't even bother and just put out crazy shit.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22993599
wuts dat bro?
no accent bro?
do u evn phonesex operator bro?
fuk u faggot
get vbetter accnet bro
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>>22993599
My favorites are Murrikan guys with deep voices and good mics, but that's just me really.
Everyone seems to move to Reddit eventually, and everyone gives everyone attention there for the most part, so it's probably not a big deal.
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>>22993706
GWA wasn't nearly as fun as it was here. But /soc/ has slown down a lot, unfortunately.
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Guuuuuuys, I really need an abusive recording where a guy berates me harshly for failing my exams, calls me worthless, stupid, etc with spanking/slapping sound effects. Extra points for masturbation instructions with orgasm denial thrown in (purely optional tho).
I'm feeling pretty down.
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>>22993281
>>22993336

"FrenchyFrenchManShakeDatAssGurlMmm"

Oh goodness, is that me ?
I genuinely know that my voice is far from being spectacular. I'm not even proud of my accent, I mean, I'm trying fairly hard to lose it as much as possible. I tried reading some Shakespeare and... Yeah... It just can't happen, pretty much every word has a sound that doesn't exist in my native tongue :)
I'm in no way trying to establish myself here, I really don't deserve to. And to be honest... These days the thread hasn't been the most welcoming place.
I just started recording because of that catboy request, the only thing I'm confident about is my purring / growling / weird sound thingy. I'm terrible at dom stuff and very average at other stuff... But still, if there are requests that might be about cutesy stuff and purring, I still might give it a try :3 Same if someone with a busted eardrum specifically enjoy my average voice and weird accent.

- A Frenched Up Guy ;)
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/r/ groping/harassment at the gym, mostly focused on ass and thighs ect

ily guys
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I have literally 0 clue what im doing with my voice and this is the best mic I have. pls give tips/feedback

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bvAfhr4Kga
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i did a non-lewd recording, sorry for all the stammering and "ums," i can try and do something lewd if people want me to but it has to be simple or i'll die of embarrassment

https://clyp.it/1aha2yys
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>>22995294
you sound pretty bullyable
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>>22995346
fuck you
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>>22995346
y-you too

>>22995392
I don't know what I can record, all this stuff in the OP is either way too lewd or way too silly
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>>22992746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oMyJkYLnyO

Good times.
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>>22995422
>replying to my deleted post with a typo
FUK, stop that. Tell us about your ideal Mistress or Master, Panda boy
Ahem.

>>22992746
......I remember that guy. His accent was hot. Don'tjudgeme. I think I have his 100-1 vocaroo saved still.
>>22992849
Oh hello yes. I need to just- Find erotic poetry to shove at you to read or something cause if you keep up with only the poetry, maybe you should head over to the general clean thread?

It's disappointing to listen to all these links and not find even one to fap to, okay?
>>22992925
>>22993249
Why do you do this.
>>22993188
Yes, this. You could record yourself jerking it and moaning and many of us here would be satisfied.
>>22993517
I figured general intro posts are fine, but constant shit posting has always been why I check in on these threads and never touch them again until I get reaaallllyy bored.
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>>22992746
>>22995429
i can confirm that scottish accents are the best kind

>>22995434
ah jeez maybe i can after i'm done eating... i'll probably just end up making a fool of myself though
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>>22995446
You'd be one of the few posting lewd content, so feel accomplished. You could also tell us about your fetishes, Panda Boy?

>>22995429
..............holyfuckingshit, seriously? If you're the Scottish Whisperer dude, I've used your vocaroos a-plenty. Y-you should maybe post some new content.

-and for anyone not into scripts or getting off while being recorded, or who would rather read poetry... http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/ Some of these are fun~
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>>22995429

ew... people like this? sage this thread to shit.
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>>22995496
People are allowed to like things you don't like.
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>>22995496
hey be nice man, nothing good comes out of being rude to people!
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>>22995503

no because when guys like them take over or are told they are the hottest, the ones that actually are good leave because how good you are isn't proportionate to how many people like you here. it's silly that all you need to do is shitpost with the correct accent.
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>>22995634
Either stop being a catty bitch about people getting hot n bothered to shit you don't like or post actual lewd vocaroos.
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>>22995434
ok i answered the ideal master/mistress question as poorly as possible, sorry if the computer fans are too loud i had to audio boost this because i ended up talking like a small squirrel

https://clyp.it/rjy4sv0a
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>>22995652

who says I'm a guy...? i'm here for content. if content will all be like a shit voice with an accent every time it isn't cool
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>>22995634
Request things from people you actually like and ignore people you don't. It's not hard.
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>>22995711
but I am saying that those guys leave when 1 person is being circlejerked too much..
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>>22995772
No one is being circlejerked as far as I can tell, unless you count two different people complimenting someone as circle jerking it.
>>22995690
It's an adorable start. Maybe someone into qt subby boys will have some requests for you? (HINTHINT) You also didn't answer my question about what kinks you have.
>>22994276
Seconding this request.
>>22993599
(I like your voice, if only you'd post something lewd)
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>>22995772
...Then maybe those people lack a fundamental understanding of how 4chan works?

New people or people who have been consistently posting for a long time get the most attention. Sometimes people can post a lot without getting attention for awhile, then people notice them again.

Also, you are free to give as much praise as you like to whoever you think is worthy of it, but it's unfair to everyone if we all just start asking people we don't particularly like to leave. Seriously, that's how you get a boring, slow board where new content is rare.
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

MIDNIGHTRAMBLER, ARE YOU CAIN IN "CHROMATIC SOULS"!?

BECAUSE I AM PRETTY GOD DAMN SURE I AM FUCKING PLAYING YOU RIGHT NOW!

HOLY SHIT I AM FREAKING OUT I NEED TO KNOW!
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>>22995817
>Everyone ITT now is going to go download this game.
>MidnightRambler is probably not going to be able to confirm or deny this.
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>>22995772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GYsVFdNfjO
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>>22995894

why can't people like you just speak up? if your voice sucks when you speak up, can it really be considered sexy? we all sound the same when we whisper
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>>22995894
Shush and post in the dead hours since these threads are slow enough that people can listen later. Or post now. This thread needs more life and the Panda slut is being shy, so he won't answer questions.

Someone requested some degradation about homework or something earlier and also there's a super silly/fun Dragon Dom script in this thread.
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>>22995955
Please do not
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>>22995955
y-you dont have to call me that in public you know, or ever! and you're the only one asking i don't wanna spam the thread with my lamewad voice

i hope this doesnt post twice since 4chan ate my last one
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>>22994287
https://clyp.it/bi3gnncw

>>22995429
https://clyp.it/osymgtll

>>22995804
https://clyp.it/ibvq4ufp

>>22995696
>>22995772
https://clyp.it/s3ev2grv

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22994276
https://clyp.it/ypwlkkk3

- A Fucked Up Guy
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First NSFW:
My Pet

http://chirb.it/OkeG7G
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>>22996365
That was pretty good. Moar.
>dat ending
kek
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>>22995817

Wow, that guy does sound a bit like me... weird! Would've been fun to work on that, but nope:( I should get out and audition more...
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>>22996702

Oh, Midnight Rambler here btw.
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>>22993517
I can say for me that I actually come here for the no lewd stuff, its been a while since I cheked the thread but I always request rambles, songs, creepypastas or stuff like that
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>>22993330
yeah, I don't mind. It's your request.

>>22993364
aw shieeeeee
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>>22994625
pls
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>>22997472
do you have a script or some guidelines? Or should I improvise?
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>>22994625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Abxd055CON
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>>22996242
https://clyp.it/c1zdpv5r
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>>22996691

pretty good?
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>>22997771
Yes. I enjoyed it.
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>>22996242
http://chirb.it/nFt3Pz
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>>22997801

PRETTY good....?
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>>22998044
Anon pls stop I just want more recordings
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>>22998121

I think saying "pretty good" is a reference, but then again, it could just be a reference in my own head. Also, assuming you meant you want recordings in general, I'm sure they'll come. Everyone else, I'll respond properly when I get home.
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>>22991826
>Here's this. http://vocaroo.com/i/s05haBD2lZrK
MOAR, PLEASE!
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>>22995817
>>22996702

Woah I'm calling bull shit. Anon is right, that is totally you!
Congratulations on the gig and making it in the videogames VA world! Game is fun by the way, sucks you compete with tittymage for a spot in the party.

How much do VAs in app games get paid vs console games? Is it like a movie where every download gets a few bucks sent your way? Or a one and done lump in the beginning?
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Actually, I have time.

>>22997699
It's probably better to be busy than not to be, honestly. I fucking hate being bored...like now. It's good that you're studying. I'll probably be going back to school sometime next year if all goes accordingly, but I won't be going far. As far as Edinburgh goes, yeah, I was supposed to go to London but it fell through (I'm kind of glad I did because Edinburgh seems to be more worth visiting for a New Yorker as opposed to London). I'm Glasgow is beautiful, so maybe one day I'll go by there too. Thanks for the perspective!

>>22997910
I'm glad you understand and you didn't feel attacked. Again, don't even bother explaining yourself, just have your fun and that's that. I'm kind of ticked that you didn't sign off on either of the amazing allotted names for you...But I'll forgive you this time.

- A Fucked Up Guy (at Sunday work)
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>>22996365
You are really fucking hot.
Can i make a request? or do you give your skype?
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>>22998458

I made a Chirbit. I doubt I really have anything worth putting on it, but I have it nonetheless now.

https://www.chirbit.com/AFuckedUpGuy
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Anyone have any requests?

This is what I did awhile ago, for reference:
>>22996664
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>>22998588

I haven't been here long, but you're definitely my favorite so far. I'd say anything you put up is worth it.
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>>22998623

I think you've said something like that before, but then the whole drama with the other guy you requested from (phonesex operator) and I kind of phased out. Figured I can say thank you now :). But really, I don't have anything "sexy." But hey, again, it's there.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22998613
Could you do >>22994276 pretty please?
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>>22982546
>go bullocks deep in you
omg i'm fucking dying
lol
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>>22996001
I will bully you until you post legit content, panda slut.
>>22996242
Whatever you're comfortable with. Fapping, scripts or improv would all be appreciated here. c:
>>22996365
SDKJhsdkjbsd, SO CLOSE-
>>22996664
I'm not saying that THAT script is my dream, but- Aww yiis.
>>22998613
Maybe some improved, post-sex drowsy pillow talk? Bonus points for heart melting pet names and terms of endearment. I want sweet things cause I'm about to nap after an early work shift.
>>22998707
Seconded again for anyone to improv, because muh degradation.

I'm enjoying all these back n forth convos, cause cuute. ...Is that weird? Lookit all this friendship~
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>>22998713
:)

>>22998717
LOL and I literally just deleted it.
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>>22984890
Hey Luger, how did you manage to fap in all those places without getting caught?
On the bus, at work, in a backseat...that's pretty impressive.
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>>22998688

Ah, did I? My memory isn't very good. But I dunno, you're voice is really nice, and that exam degradation one, I went from being into it to laughing like a loon. You're great at mixing sexy and funny.
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>>22995223
p-please respond ;-;
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>>22998721
Say dirty things for us, bb

>>22999160
Your mic sounds like it has an echo. Are you speaking really close to it? See: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

The only other thing I can nit pick about is sometimes you do that thing? Where you end your sentences as if they are a question with your pitch going up at the end?

(Stop mentioning me, weirdo)
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>>22998707
cancer
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>>22997500
On mobile

10/10 had a Hardy sea women's chuckle
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>>22999231
>making requests is cancer
o-ok
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>>22998185

I mean, ok and all. It's still not me. Thanks for thinking that though:D
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Here's some cuddly improv for a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Fair warning, there's some pretty cringey dialogue in this one:

Pillow Forts
https://chirb.it/Pz9P8K
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>>2299926
No he is cancer
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>>22998185

Thought I'd talk about VA in games anyway though. Interesting conversations happening back in the States about it right now.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u32WN1Z6Ng
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Request:

I'm about to take some tests that will basically decide if I get to go into the field of work I want to go in. If a few gentlemen could just sternly or gently tell me to stop freaking out and that I'll do fine, that would be wonderful. I know I'm capable, but sometimes things get in the way. This could either be a straight up you telling me or a friend or something. Please and thank you.
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>>22999792

http://chirb.it/mGwh3p
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>>23000042
Thank you!
I really appreciate it <3
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>>23000079
No problem at all, go get them !
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>>23000096
I forgot to sign off and I'm gonna be yelled at by AFUG !

- FrenchyFrenchManTakeThoseTestsGurlMmm
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>>22997485
improvise, i can write a script if really needed

guidelines, just be as skeezy and lewd as you can i guess
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>>22999792
https://clyp.it/ucpva0zz

>>23000133
It's alright, bae, you made me giggle.

- A Mindful Guy
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>>23002192
Wow. Thank you, that means a lot. *hugs*
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>>22999496
How you manage to be so adorable, I will never know.
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>>23002575
Now feel him up a little...
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For anyone named Caroline

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kJ5tvOVtE1
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>>23002617
Honestly given my track record of how physically affectionate I get... it's very possible. I've heard I'm a good hugger though :/
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>>23002668
Squeeze his butt and make him moan
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>>22994276
Fuck it. I'm bored. This will be my first time ever trying, I may be horrible at adlibbing and it might sound fake because I feel bad even saying these things.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MyyuNMR02r

I'm sick so pls no bully
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>>22999792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tJht2LGYMz
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>>23002705
That was neat lol.
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>>23002770
Thanks bro, I'm jealous of your sexy deep voice though.
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>>23002776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YYdwU5euXd
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>>22983062
I came. Hard.
I think the reason I find you so arousing XI is because you probably would have bullied me mercilessly in high school and made my life a living hell.
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>>22999792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14tR8v8mFit
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>>23002695
You're just jealous.

>>23002757
Short and sweet.
I love it. Thank you.

>>23002872
So matter of fact.
I'll call it audio courage.
Thank you!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0baeQ8r6xxG
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>>22995294
MOAR. Just you talking about your daily life would even be great. Your voice is really relaxing, so maybe just reading out of a book or something would be nice too.
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>>23002192
Do you really have to add a signature to every single one of your posts though
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>>23003828
Intended for >>22998688
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>>23003828
Yes.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>22982763
I'm surprised no one has done this yet but seeing all the shitposting and bitchery going on perhaps it's best I wait to request this again next thread.
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>>23003710
oh gosh you are very kind, i don't have a very interesting life though. i'll record something later today, but is there anything specific you would like me to read?
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So, I'm taking requests :3
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>>23004660
Dock dicks with ferret cause it sounds like he likes that
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>>23004982
https://clyp.it/t21szkok
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>>22995894
god please more in this tone of voice
i wish i knew you
>>
Oh dear.
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>>23003710
I will bully him until he posts more. Don't you worry. Panda Slut wants to be a good boy for us all, don't you >>23004555 ?

>>23005258
Post a voice sample for us? Maybe answer questions? http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
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>>23005277

Heh, it's all at my chirbit, but here's one:

http://chirb.it/FsIJ6y
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>tfw finally unbanned

Feels good to be back.
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>>23005304

Oh great, because I've been pretending to be you in the General Vocaroo.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zgInxvqoOj
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>>23005325
But... why? I was only gone for like 3 days and you're already replacing me? AFUG-chan... WHY!?
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>>23005347
https://clyp.it/qvatqcxp
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>>23005361
http://chirb.it/MNGxfe
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>>23005386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sTBT1I1tfv
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>>23005386
>>23005447
Okay, now kiss. :3c
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>>23005468
>>23005447
http://chirb.it/7xObP5
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>>23005500
sorry bro but kissing is Officially Gay
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>>23005500
>>23005468
https://clyp.it/vso05vdu
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>>23005588
Man, AFUG, we do some serious fanservice.
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>>23005604
We still haven't done the forced sex recording someone requested.
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>>23005617
Yea but thats like 200% homo, bro. If we do this, something might change in our precious relationship~
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>>23005644
https://clyp.it/at3fd0yf
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>>23005500
>>23005588
Yeeeeeeeeeee~
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>>23005653
Who would even request such an outrageous thing from pure, innocent actors such as us?
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>>23005727
Me, I would request it. Do it.
(I mean, that actually sounds terrible but I bet someone would fap to it)
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>>23005749
>>23005727

It's funny, because I was just going to jokingly say that it was probably her that requested it, because there's literally nothing else.
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>>23005764
All threads are kill.

Here, read this one for realisies -
Break in:

Surprise... good morning sleepy head...oh come now... don't try to struggle... those bonds are more than sufficient to hold you until the authorities arrive... what... Now, why wouldn’t I report this... you’re gonna rot in prison... No, no... I’m sorry I don't deal with scum like you... my dear, do you seriously think you’d be willing to let me anything that I want to your frail little body... and honestly, I trust you just about as far as I could through you... (trailing off) well, you might be surprised how far i could actually though you... but you know, if I keep you tied up... yea.. yeah... this is going to work out nicely.... oh you look surprised... were you not expecting something of this size... ha, I’m gonna shove this monster right up your ass your fucking worthless piece of shit... and teach you a lesson, trying to steal from me... Ugggghhh... worthless fucking cunt... yeah... I bet that hurts... Ohh god damn that’s tight... ahhhh fuck... I … might just have... to keep you tied up for a while... you're a pretty good fuck for a street rat... ugghhh... god damn... your tight little hole is gonna make me cum, I’ve been busy lately and honestly... I’ve been kinda pent up, so do forgive me for my lack of stamina... ughh... ok... open that fucking mouth... I’m gonna give you this huge load... and you better swallow it all and if you spill one drop... I’m gonna turn you in... ok... ughh... here we go... (orgasm) oh god yea... I needed that... phew... (laugh)... such a gullible little thing... Did you actually think I would let you go... hahaha... oh no... You messed with the wrong man... I’ll check back in on you in a while... I’m not even close to being though with you.... (Evil Laugh)
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>>23005749
http://chirb.it/E995c8

Pear a best, fuck the rest. My 2 rambling cents about Steven Universe
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>>23005798
You broke my heart.
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>>23005809
But your filename says you're fine.
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>>23005846

Done shitting up this thread for now, time4work. I hope there are lewd things when I get home.
>>
https://clyp.it/5x05d1ho

>>23005787

https://clyp.it/doc2jyhj

~TeaTime~
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>>23004243
Get a tripcode and stop being so fucking irritating

Or realize that this board has IDs for a reason you tard
>>
i still don't know what to read, any suggestions for something relaxing to read?
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>>23006818
Someone's a little jealous.

- A Fucked Up Guy
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>>23006877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdRT2kWuXG
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>>23006827
Can you do a improv on something like pillow talk? Then telling the listener like you love them and everything is going to be okay kind of thing?
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so i did a small silly thing:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zz7bl3tSj8
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>>23007024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hTZ9Khj4NS
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>>23006877
Why would I be jealous of a dude who is literally here all day
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>>23007106
Ask yourself that? Besides, I was only here all day today because it's my day off and I proudly slept a bunch. No one is this angry over something so minuscule unless there's something bigger that they're angry about. I know how rough jealousy can be, don't let it get to you.

- A FUCKED UP GUY (IN CAPS)
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>>23007124
I think you're confused.
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>>23007102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RchYeUYyUe
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>>23007030
ah jeez, that's... if you give me a script, I could probably do it, but improv is no good... I wouldn't know what to say!
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>>23007145

That was a non-response. Whatever is going on with you that you get mad at silly things like me signing off with a name (and I know it annoys certain people, it used to years ago, as well), it isn't worth it, brotha.
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>>23007162
>brotha
lol im a female
Really everything you do is pretty cringe but the post signatures are especially retarded and unnecessary
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>>23007030
Hey, first time doing anything like this but i just imagined what i might actually say its sorta cheesy but hope you enjoy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXEeRlyHTF
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>>23007185
Thats really cute anon thank you!
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>>23007184

Once again, whatever you're angry at, isn't worth it. In the end, you're motivating me to stay and keep doing what I do, and that's the honest truth.

>>23007152
You could see it a mile a way when you're watching, so it wasn't that bad. :)

- A FUCKED UP GUY (IN CAPS)
/lecringe
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>>23007184
>cringe
>butthurt over 4chan shit
>lel
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>>23007196
No problem im glad that was good, sorry some parts were like cut off my mic just stays silent if it cant pick up any noise, if ya got any other requests im pretty bored right now.
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>>23007222
vocaroo sucks too. use anythin else from the op
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>>23007160
>>23007222
I don't have any scripts but maybe you could do a maledom script from the archives?
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>>23007267
er, I'm not exactly the dominant type, unfortunately... sorry to disappoint you!
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>>23007267
ughh its my first time here so I don't really know what you're looking for if you can choose one out for me it would be really helpful
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>>23007312
>http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
How about the Rape one? I just found a random one.
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>>22994625
last bumpu
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>>23007353
rape is for babbies
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>>23007396
Yandere then?
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>>23007402

Have I not been yandere enough for you?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mtive2bvVk

Just a first recording I guess.
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>>23007474
No you and Ludger need to do more Yandere please, everyone does.
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>>23007491
https://clyp.it/3iakybbx
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https://clyp.it/rkqilcgt
This is for all the ladies
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>>23007554
Oh my bad haha... But I like your voice and thanks for the reply.
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>>23007612
what is yandere anyway and how could you express it through audio?
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>>22996664
PLEASE MORE ;-;
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>>23005994
Hwah. It's reaaallly quiet and...almost soothing over rape-y but also rapey. Kinda like that's being whispered in my ear....
http://pastebin.com/u3fB4HJa
Maybe read the script at 544, or any other ones that catch your fancy?
>>23006818
IDs don't work very well when you have a dynamic IP, or post from different devices.
>>23007087
No I'm not. :3c
>>23007476
Try reading the script at line 54? http://pastebin.com/2jQPi2yS
>>23007598
I don't want it, plz no.
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>>23007717
https://clyp.it/jooe3rqc
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>>23007772
So you pick out a script and we read? Never did these pastebin things. Pick one
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>>23007772
https://clyp.it/umfiqrge
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Just felt like doing a non lewd improv:

http://chirb.it/GbFKbE
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>>23007717
https://clyp.it/bi3trmf5
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>>23007839
https://clyp.it/d1pow01w
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>>23007798
Ummhh, how about...One of these: http://pastebin.com/4zpTbi3r
>>23007783
IT'S LATE SHUT UP, I was going down the list and trying to give responses to people who didn't get any..but I swear TeaTime was a previous poster...
>>23007813
It's like I'm having a REAL awkward date with a guy from my living room!
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>>23007869
>https://clyp.it/d1pow01w
LOL exactly what i was thinking, I still havent gotten a clear explanation
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>>23007887

Oh, sorry ;-;
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>>23007887
https://clyp.it/bxfhl1bx
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>>23007941
Hey newbie! Maybe you should answer some questions for the new guys: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Or do one of these challenges: http://pastebin.com/sQiBLCrf


....Actually, have you done either of those? I'm curious, even if you are a shitposter.
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>>23007869
>>23007890
https://clyp.it/2v5gjwk1
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>>23007959
I can just make new personalities up on the spot. It's like rebooting over and over again.

And no, I actually haven't.

P.S.: https://clyp.it/cxriqj13 because I thought you falling for my script reading before was hilarious.
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>>23007976
Didn't know it was you, did think it was way too quiet and..eh not rapey enough for my desires, but not terrible enough to be mean about. ;;w;;
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>>23007996
I don't think I can ever appease you, anyway.
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>>23008003
SAKjdhsjldhsdf, but I've been asking you to DO STUFF. I think you'd be better at doing improv stuff with a base concept, too.
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>>23008020
That's definitely the case. Also, we've established why you've been asking me to do stuff.
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>>23008024
Ohno, now I don't know if feelings are actually hurt cause text and now I feel bad. Also, thread needing content is why anyone and everyone should post. FEEL GUILTY ABOUT THAT, EVERYONE SHOULD POST MORE
...but also serious audio posts because I actually do want to hear them m-maybe.
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>>23008054
No, not hurt at all! I was saying you're exactly right about me being better with improv with a base concept.
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>>23007809
I don't come here often anon don't get offended.
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>>23008085
Wellll, would you do lewd improv audios without silliness?
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>>23008088
What?

>>23008112
You mean to strip me of what makes me, me?
>>
Three requests!

You're a monsterboy from another world. The listener is your human waifu or husbando. Explain the love you have for them without spilling your spaghetti.

Do a porn commentary, or describe something you think will make you cum especially hard and do it.

Be as lewd and depraved as you can while masturbating. I leave it up to you how you define those terms.
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>>23008119
What about a playful teasing sort of script? Taunting and degrading anons for wanting to get off to the sound of your voice.
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>>23008119
Sorry wrong thread.
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>>23008131
https://clyp.it/gxchpxrs
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Just one request here, for anyone who'll take it!

Just talk about how huge your cock is, and how the listener won't even be able to take unless you forced it in. Maybe mention how they'd end up stretched and unable to walk, or how they're such a cock-hungry size queen they don't even deserve your cock. Shit like that lol.
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>>23007887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hQRSRbzSc6
Because I have nothing better to do
>>
Billie Holiday - All of me
One of my fav songs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFwgVyOgWs
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>>23008921
Holy shit, this is an awesome audio! Your voice is great and I love how you added a backing track.

Please tell me you're open for requests! I have one which you would be perfect for.
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>>23008938
yeah, ofc:3
>>
>>23008971
Nice!

This may sound weird, but one of the things I really like about porn is how the male talent is trying not to cum. It's like the ultimate form of edging, with all these beautiful girls on your dick and you somehow having to not cum all over them. Sometimes they do cum, which is tremendously hot.

Please do a recording of you in a situation like that, like you're getting a blowjob from a girl or two and trying desperately not to cum. Or you're doing a photoshoot and trying to edge yourself to multiple orgasms. Something like that would be incredible. I know you do really fantastic edging and multiple orgasm recordings!

Thanks!
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>>23008986
"Don't suck it like that, it's too much..."
improv, being sucked off
http://chirb.it/em5Mpz
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ATTENTION PLS

I've mentioned this in the last thread.
this is just a test project, and a personal initiation, but I'd appreciate if you'd check it out.

https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcfFvtRO

I've currently got some freetime and I've had some experience with Discord and I'd like to test this out.
I'm by no means any leader of MSA, but I just wanted to initiate this test.
If it kicks off I'm happy to step down and let others manage/admin the chat.

Feel free to discuss role, text and voice channel distribution and permissions.
This is a great tool for managing who can enter/listen to which room etc. so it's perfect for us imo.

If this stays, it'll probs be a sort of live-hub for preformers/lurkers to be as meta, chill or as lewd as they'd like
>>
Just wanted to contribute to that whole yandere discussion going on earlier.


yandere (plural yandere)

(chiefly Japanese fiction) A character who fits the archetype of being genuinely kind, loving, or gentle, but can suddenly switch to being aggressive or deranged.


Mostly played out as characters who start out as cute and loving, and then turn obsessive, possessive, and dangerous.
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>>23009328
That is how you make someone want to suck your dick.
o.o
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>>23009401
Luger approved.
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>>23008938
>voice is great
>if you like old men tht don't stfu
>or gay keith cunterland
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>>23007491
Oh? Like what? Phonecalls? Some japanese yandere recordings?
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there arent enough irish guys on this fucking board
starting to think there arent any

if one of you magical fucks happens to stumble across please record something that isn't singing, thank you
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>>23009677
stfu
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>>23009692
et tu, brute.
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>>23009692
>you
>wasting space
>not even being funny
>>
>>23009401
More people should join this. This is fun.
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>>23009527
>>23009527
Maybe something like the listener is hiding in a closet or something and the yandere is trying to break in/talk to them, if thats not too complicated. Or really anything.
>>
Anyone willing to do a junkie script?
The first one is the nicer comforting one and the second one that starts on line 8 is mean and kind of rape-y.
http://pastebin.com/W9ZVcHyA
In addition if anyone would like to do for improv that is kind of in this vein (pun intended) that would also be greatly appreciated. thank you in advance
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>>23000042
>>23002192
>>23002757
>>23002872
I passed!
Thank you so much for the encouragement. Now to the next round of testing!
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>>23010014
Currently reading some yandere mangas to get the feeling back. Will post as soon as I'm done.
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>>23009677
https://clyp.it/vtstmck5

~Bailey's~
>>
I have to work in two hours! Until then, any requests?

example: http://chirb.it/OkeG7G

--cia
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>>23011070
mate i meant a real irishman not some cunt doing bad accents throughout the thread
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>>23011335
AHAHAHA
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>>22993154

>German meme from a polish movie
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>>23009328
Holy fucking shit. Thank you. That is and was extremely, insanely sexy.
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>>23011335
https://clyp.it/ee0o1e3g
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>>23010014
http://chirb.it/rGkJcA

Sorry I took so long. My cold is still kinda there, hope you don't mind it too much. Hope you like the script. Didn't want to go full-blown crazy this time.
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>>23012477
Original requester just on laptop but this is great thank you! Hope you feel better.
>>
Request:

Do a scenario where you describe male puberty to a guy younger than yourself using your own body as an example and demonstration. Begin with an intro, and then taking your clothes off, then using your body to describe the adventure into manhood.
>>
holy shit i'll get to reupping gimme a moment
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>>23012951
Can you also remind everyone to stop bitching cause this whole thread was ruined with the shitposting
>>
>>23012957
>>23012957
>>23012957
new thread is up
>>23012957
>>23012957
>>23012957
go play there now
>>23012957
>>23012957
>>23012957
remember no shitposting
>>23012957
bc that shit is cancer as fuck and scares away new performers and we dont want that shit
>>23012957
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>>23012175
not sure if real
thinking probably not but nice
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>>23013141
ah yes i was correct
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>>23008921
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFwgVyOgWs
daddy take all of me <3
>>
Hi. I'm new.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14MBgbk4kIm

r8/h8
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>>22986776
I am far, far too sexually attracted to this. Fuck.
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