MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JytdPbDCUm

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http://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit

-100-1 CHALLENGE:
http://chirb.it/r30dnH

-QUESTIONS FOR NEW AND OLD BOYS:
http://chirb.it/HpHbqr (sexy)
http://chirb.it/m6Ifee (boring)
http://chirb.it/17b1Ev (Questions for Anon's (Hard Answers Edition))

-VILLAIN/WARLORD MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
http://chirb.it/62drPv (boring)
http://chirb.it/JM4yO6 (funny)

-SCRIPTS
Sit on Daddy's Lap (incest, daddy, daughter, ageplay) By Ollie
http://chirb.it/Prwdmb
Bedroom Talk 04: Naughty Girl by BoyfromEngland
http://chirb.it/cJDhqk
Home Invasion Photo Shoot (rape, force, gunplay)
http://chirb.it/fG4pr4
Garrus by Lammy
http://chirb.it/H6ePN2

-MASTURBATING
http://chirb.it/x6MxhM (moaning)
http://chirb.it/Gztbv0 (dramatic reading)
http://chirb.it/eavqMb (Holding it+ multiple orgasms)
http://chirb.it/0BFqc0 (Multiple + talk at the end)
http://chirb.it/195Esd
http://chirb.it/L3fPtv
http://chirb.it/GGHgsK (Edging 2.0)
http://chirb.it/3Amvqf (Silent)

-INSTRUCTIONALS/JOI
http://chirb.it/8pphIB (female)
http://chirb.it/05kNCI (female, by SERA13)

-FIFTEEN PHRASES CHALLENGE
http://chirb.it/I4N3Ng

-STORYTELLING/SCRIPTS
The Husband Who Was to Mind the House
http://chirb.it/dF8Mz1
Three Billy Goats Gruff
http://chirb.it/Mtf9Kb
Boots Who Ate a Match With the Troll
http://chirb.it/NBd4eP

-SINGING
Blåkveill (Norwegian)
http://chirb.it/zFx978
Oppi Overbygd (Norwegian, traditional)
http://chirb.it/PfJmpG
The Coasts of High Barbary - Lesley Nelson-Burns (Shanty)
http://chirb.it/8Fm7bI

-IMPROV
CHAINED AND TOYED WITH
http://chirb.it/KJ9Hqm
"HOW I'D RAVAGE YOU AFTER WORK"
http://chirb.it/pcEO82
UNCLOTHING
http://chirb.it/r1dtmL
TRAIN RAPE JAP GIRL
http://chirb.it/eJxtgP
Taking virginity after movie n dinner.
http://chirb.it/nOaw8k

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Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!

Luger-sama, reporting for duty!

Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!

Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!

Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7

Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO

Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9

A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1

Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N

10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59

Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz

Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as

Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc

Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J

SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg

Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc

reposting my old post from the last thread since I caught it at the end:

/r/ing some kinda military themed thing where you are some sort of high ranking officer in the army and listener is your meek but somewhat austere secretary. you suspect secretary has a crush on you; you can tell but she refuses to break. looking for something with a mix of cutesy/charming but still authoritative. not looking for anything rape-y (again, i would enjoy something that's bordering both domineering but sweet/charming)

unrelated but are there any finnish dudes here?

>>22949534
As a German, this made me giggle like an idiot.

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>>22949571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oB5TDfd8l2
idk how to initiate lewdies

Requesting a dragon who decided to break up the monotony of capturing and ransoming princesses by capturing a random guy instead.

The only problem is, this guy doesn't seem afraid of him. At all. I mean, there's definitely some kind of weird tension in the air, and he did yelp when you wrapped him in your tail and threatened him by showing off how dexterous and long your tongue is, but somehow you don't think he was afraid. He actually seemed to enjoy it somehow!

How does a dragon react to the guy he captured thinking he's sexy as fuck instead of scary?

>>22949610
Alternatively, you are a Kitsune in (magical) disguise, and today you found a guy you're sure is another one of your kind. You really like him and you can tell he likes you, so you're going to start aggressively and cutely hitting on him as per your culture. If things go well, you might get him in bed! You've only known each other a few days, but that's fine where you're from.

Unbeknownst to you, the guy you like is definitely not a Kitsune and is 100% human. He is still into you though.

You guys alright with a recording I just did of me singing "In The Still of the Night" while high right?

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>>22949610
>How does a dragon react to the guy he captured thinking he's sexy as fuck instead of scary?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UsE4WX6z67

>>22949534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ipwsEmDtdw

>>22949651
Hell yeah!

http://picosong.com/QYvS/
There, Sorry for pitchy shit, haven't sung anything short of Karaoke for 3 or so years, that coupled with ripping bongs doesn't help
Also: Bonus points if you can guess what country I'm from. Not many people can place the accent!
James Lipton question/answer session is in progress and recording (This is just giving me an excuse to test out my new microphone!)

>>22949670 #
>Dat dragon response
Lol! That's hilarious and kind of hot. I wonder how long dragons have to go between finding a good mate? God knows those claws won't help.

Thanks!

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>>22949534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ZWz0RrJjS

>>22949708
I'd probs use up ppl as fucktoys before grilling them.
Or keep a harem of toys and have designated days and tasks for every person.

>>22949571
also, some finnish for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rImvdpKFGi

>>22949670
Sorry, forgot to link you it's
>>22949690 here
And my James Lipton recording!
http://picosong.com/Qe36
Here are the questions
http://www.wowzone.com/pivot.htm

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>>22949690
>>22949756
Ur accent was in the air in the first recording, but it's obvious ur australian.
I'm a bouncer as well btw

>>22949767
Close dude, Kiwi. Ah nice! Yeah Tbh I'm currently leaning towards bartending because your average patron seems to like you a lot more behind the bar rather than in an arm bar

>>22949756
knew it was a kiwi accent the moment I heard you say "twenty"

which is great because I love kiwi accents :')

>>22949734
ayy finnish I enjoyed that! thanks for >>22949608 too!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jCOZZ0h9XW

New guy reporting in. Sorry for the coughs in the background, apparently my roommate is dying lol.

New to all this so sorry if its a bit dull.

>>22949874
Damn that's a nice voice pls stay.
Can I request what you find attractive in other people? Physically or mentally

>>22949923
Thanks!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zc6PjMKkiA

Sorry if that doesn't narrow it down at all. Haha

>>22949990
Haha well I'll just assume you're attracted to me since your answer was fairly broad :p it's always good to find new hobbies! What are your current hobbies?

>>22950059
Does procrastination count as a hobby? If so i'm one of the best!

Currently id say video games (shocker). Reading, working out (need to start running again). Never go out either (does that count?).

If you have any specifics I could attempt to stumble through them.

>>22950113
Lmao I suppose procrastination counts. I'm actually procrastinating on getting ready. I was suppose to be in the shower at 10 and didn't go in until 11. I have to be in Baltimore which is a 20 minute drive and I have to meet up with my friends. So I technically have less than 40 minutes to get ready :p

>>22950136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WdNLEcqGEu

>>22950155
Lol no you're fine. I'm doing my make up and I'm waiting for my friend to text back anyway. We're going to a bar crawl

>>22950164
Well do have fun! I'm the DD if ever in need, lol.

>>22950174
Haha I'll be sure to take you up on that offer :p I'll also be lurking the thread until I'm done getting ready

>>22949874
Heading out to work in a bit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CB72WuAoSg

Recorded these two around the same time, which is why they might sound similar.

I'll be back in a few hours if anyone wanted me to try out something else. Outside of singing haha.

Dizzy reporting in, how are you guys?

Chirbit:

https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks

Unfortunately, I have no idea how to link my stuff with Chirbit's weird-ass new layout, so just check my stuff out and see if you find anything ya like :3

>>22950394
Your nerd recordings -melts- oh my lord.

>>22950474

Aww, thank you :D

Trying to learn to sing a semi-original thing. (I came up with the melody)

Dylan Thomas - Death Shall Have No Dominion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zVlDTNRqYw

-Midnight Rambler

I had a couple requests from a thread or two ago saved, finally got a chance to do them buuut had to be quiet;


>request, dom-y what I'll do
Public Whisper 'What I'll do to you tonight...'
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Etlg4SUT2X


>request, praising while you give bj
BJ at your parents' house, trying to be quiet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ifqi0X1bco

>>22951228
Who. Are. You.

>>22949534
Fuck you, for making me wish I was a girl ;(

Requesting some weird fetish shit.

BDSM scene where you've been ordered not to cum, and two girls are completely determined to make you cum anyway. They can't use their pussies, but they have all kinds of toys and a half hour to do it. How do you survive, if you do?

There's a pretty infamous company that sells lube that mimics cum. Little does the world know, it actually is cum. You're the creature who produces it. How the hell do you cum that much in only a few loads, or how do you keep cumming like that all day? Describe your workday, possibly while on the job.

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>>22951429
Wat

https://clyp.it/jxe34uka

Just fapping and cumming.

-AFUG

>>22951497
Are these two different things? I'll hit them up tomorrow.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rOMbm9dWiJ

singing some rhcp

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12AewXfIyNP

>>22949571
i too want to hear more of this

>>22951932
They are two different things! One is edging and attempted forced orgasm, and the second one is a monsterboy or monster recording with a reference to a certain sex toy company. Thank you for offering to record them!!! That's awesome and you're awesome for doing it.

>>22952258
My ID changed but I did submissive stuff but also dom stuff stuff before. I can go both ways. I think knowing both sides helps a lot. Right now I've been drinking. What I'm saying is, are you the same person who also asked for submissive stuff before? I feel like if a girl got on me and told me not to come I'd last forever almost.

>>22952406
I'm the guy who asked for the forced crossdressing audio and the other related ones. I'm on my phone so my ID is different.

Here's an acoustic cover of a Ryan Adams song I did. Hope it isn't too shitty haha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P4asM7oBi9

>>22952514
Nah,
i didn't do anything like that. I don't know a lot about that kind of thing so I didn't attempt it.

>>22952544
Don't worry, neither of the things I requested right now have anything to do with crossdressing.

>tfw you want to join but you're too shy

>>22951791

Jesus no the end why why why why whyyyyyy

>>22952672
Go for it man, you never know.I did a few and some have seemed to enjoy it.

>>22952727
Eh. I don't know man, You guys have amazing voices. I'm not sure I could really top you guys. Maybe I could just give a sample of my voice? Or would it be best to try something?

Sorry I'm asking a lot. I don't mean to be annoying.

>>22952738

Give it a try, don't be scared, bruh.

>>22952738
Just posted for the first time myself in this thread. Just look at some of the pastebins for questions. All I did to start.

>>22952738
Do the first ten questions, I did that but no one responded, I did a few requests and no one said omg get off my pussy dried up, actually had a few positive responses. I have a bored DJ kind of voice, it ain't deep and manly or anything, I came here because I do not have any hobbies really and figure if I listen to FSA, I'll give this shit a shot.

>>22951791
That was really hot

>>22952782
Sounds like why I'm here lol

>>22952771
Easier said than done.
I enjoy reading horror stories. Though I haven't tried my hand at this.
>>22952777
Checked
>>22952782
Huh. Alright...Thanks guys.

Just making sure the ten questions are up above?

>>22952796
Yeah, I was getting into the audio thing in FSA so I figured I should at least make some attempt to contribute to the community.

>>22952803
Yeah, it is one of the pastebins. I recommend Audacity, it is free.

>>22952803

Try reading a short one and have fun :D

>>22952827
I'm a narrator buddy, I know my programs. REAPER is what I use.
>>22952854
>Short
The 10 questions took me almost 8 minuets

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Luger here, taking requests for tomorrow. If possible, have a script already. I'm being super lazy about writing my own scripts lately...

https://clyp.it/usbktdom

Good fucking god this is way to long
I am so sorry.

>>22952968

Nothing wrong with saving money. Wouldn't worry much about the length of the recording. If anything I skipped a lot doing mine haha.

>>22953184
I'm more worried that my voice isn't deep enough.

>>22953221
Well as you mentioned you could be transitioning a bit still. I wish I had jumped on recording and practicing earlier, so with the ambition you've got don't hold yourself back.

I've also had it in the back of my mind wanting to be a voice actor (for anime). There will always be a need for unique voices, deep isn't everything.

>>22953244
I tend to narrate or do some voice acting thing everyday. Its funny to go back to my old audio clips to listen to how far I've come in like, 2 years.

>>22952788
Oh, you.

-AFUG

>>22953244
>>22953267
The two of you are talking about voice acting
like it relates you this thread
Someone even said the guys in this thread ask think theyre voice actors
but Luger made like that was wrong

>>22953423

Not sure I understand you.

He mentioned it in his intro, which I commented on. Pretty much it.

>>22953423
uh. No, no he was commenting on what I said at the start of my ten question audio.

not sure what you're getting at.

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Ferret, back again.
https://www.chirbit.com/Ferret

>Not really sexy
Anon Finds Femanon Browsing at 4:00 AM
https://chirb.it/MNIheI
Tucking You In
http://chirb.it/z1gA0w
Sinfully Lewd Handholding (w/ Ambience)
http://chirb.it/r9FEOH
Sinfully Lewd Handholding (no Ambience)
http://chirb.it/Gc3Ikw

>Sexy(?)
Questions for New Boys + Masturbation (Part 1)
http://chirb.it/wDvE19
Questions for New Boys + Masturbation (Part 2)
http://chirb.it/r1dxdH

Virgin Femdom
http://chirb.it/FAII77

Somewhat Forced Cross-dressing (Part 1)
https://chirb.it/8h3Cda
Somewhat Forced Cross-dressing (Part 2)
https://chirb.it/JzDLzH


>>22950394
Not sure if this is the best method, but under the chirbit you can either click on the "share" button then the embed option,
or click on the ellipses to open more options and hit "transcribe or translate."
Both will pop up a link to the old-style chirbit page.

>>22952738
https://clyp.it/dbun0ebv

-AFUG

>>22951235

a ghost of gwa's past :b

>>22949534
>http://chirb.it/kmGdw7
Luger.. I-I-I made the BIGGEST mess thanks to you. That male dom slapping script made me basically explode.

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>>22955164
<3

>>22955199
could you possibly do something for me sir? I'd love to hear you jack off some more, I'm aching to hear more from you. Your dominant attitude and German accent rev me up like no other.

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>>22955253
Well, you can always add me on Skype. Just message me on Chirbit with your contact info.

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>>22949534
Holy moly, I might have enjoyed your little lewd audios a little too much Lugen-sama

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>>22955572
Too much or too little? Maybe you should enjoy them more~

>>22955467
I'm sorry sir, but I can send a message to you directly. Chirbit says that you must be following me back in order to do that. May I be allowed to leave a comment instead?

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Just add me on Skype, jean_luc4

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>>22955609
Can you maybe do more daddy's punishment? That really made me feel it

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>>22955676
I guess. You got any scripts?

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>>22955759
guess I have to write some then. I will be back my Führer :3

>>22954939
Well I hope you provide more content, mister ghost man ;p

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>>22953615
Please do a quick recording of you as a catboy begging his owner for attention! Or just of a catboy in general. Extra special bonus points for purring.

>>22956175
oh god I need this so much, please do it

>>22955626
You're my favourite Luger~

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>>22956279

>>22956306
I don't like it when you tease me :c

Damn, when you go to sleep these threads move.

Fuck.
Well today I hope to do my first request? (I hope?)

>>22956573
Hey are you a recorder? You haven't established. Do you mind posting a recording you may have done before in a previous thread?

>>22956694
Sure! My ID is different because of the power outage we had last night but I did answer the 10 questions here: >>22952968

>>22956715
Oh okay! You have a very interesting accent. where in America are you from if you don't mind me asking?

>>22956730
an accent?
uh..
I'm from Washington State
Why does everyone say I have an accent? Maybe its a washington thing.

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-IX- establishing ;)

Here's a few of my latest. Not sure why it's so loud, so you may have to turn down your volume some ;)

"High School Teacher deals with a mouthy female student."
[contains: [mdom] [sfx] [discipline] [hard fucking]

http://chirb.it/tcLpqf

"Pimping out my wife to my best friend"
[contains: [creampie] [rape] [slaps] [mdom]

http://chirb.it/pb6Ne1

Also, huge shout-out to kahlua over on FSA. Her voice is god-tier. And thanks for doing my doggy script ;)

>>22956742
Yeah I dunno. Maybe it is. I never really thought of WA as a state with an accent though. How about a ramble about your weekend

>>22956829
https://clyp.it/uetr5zuq

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PN2EelFw9b

>>22957033
i feel like i listened to some cryptic message from ISIS that i gotta decipher hahaha

glad things are going well tho bruh why not use your real voice

>>22957041
Dear fuck, are you serious? That's a fake Russian accident. I do voice acting as a hobby. Why are you comparing me to a group of psychopathic murderers?

>>22957050
the message was very very staticy and could only hear that you were doing well LOL

seriously i thought you were speaking into one of those voice changers cuz of how robotic it sounded

>>22957060
Whoa, I guess my mic must have been seriously fucked up then. I didn't listen to it before posting. Nevermind.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eCrLyADwIP

How every sunday should start off

>>22957074
https://clyp.it/l2w1smnr

Someone give me a request to butcher... sexually.

-AFUG

>>22957136
Nah, my mic is the much rarer shitbox 2000, also known as a Razer Megalodon from a few years ago. The recording part has always had a ton of issues. Apparently Vocaroo is super staticy, even though Skype works perfectly.

>>22957246
Either of these two, please! >>22951497

>>22956936
Thanks! I love listening to rambles and just hearing stuff about people :) sounds like you had a nice weekend

>>22951791
Hottest voice imo

>>22956936
Thanks for posting ^_^ Enjoyed listening

>>22956936
Hahahhaa if you ever felt the need to read black butler manga while recording.. ;)

>>22957999
>>22958017
Never did get into reading that. I could take a shot? Give me a link?

>>22958031
Welp. Thanks for doing my request :(

>>22958031
*flails*
would be opposed to.. smutty fan fic...??? I mean if not. I'll go hunt down a link for the actual book heh.

>>22958043
Is everything ok? Is there something I can do to make you happy? I'm sorry if I said something to cause you to be sad.
>>22958051
Erm. Depends, I'll read it over.

>>22958062
I'll have to find one not riddled with errors.. and not Sebastian X Ciel hah! That'll make it interesting.

>>22958073
Get back to me when you can. I may or may not be busy with other audio work. (for youtube that is)

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>>22957318
https://clyp.it/5e2fsizc

>>22958062
Ok thanks

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>>22956175
>>22956258
That sounds nice.
I'll try to do this once I have the chance to record.
I've been trying to purr, maybe I can figure it out by then.

God I'm so fucking frustrated.

I need sweet talk.

>>22957246
/r/ this ->>>22958267

>>22958267
https://clyp.it/oqatujjl

-AFUG

>>22958280
No thanks.

>>22958296
LOL

need to hear someone tell me how I'm a goddess and that I am the sexiest woman alive and how lucky they are to be with me, but also how they will dominate me and put me in my place and choke me and all that good stuff.... I guess it's a hard task but thats what I want rn... thank you

>>22958314
Ok well I'm still bothered by what you said so I wouldn't seek comfort from you

>>22958339
I mean, that's easier than a lot of other requests.

>>22958296
>>22958314
Ouch.
>>22958339
Erm, I would but I'm not sure If I have the right voice for you.

>>22958296
I liked it >>22958280 do me next

>>22958355
I know who it is, so I don't mind.

>>22958355
well I'm not picky.. I mean high pitched voices or extremely deep ones aren't my cup of tea but thats about all

>>22958382
Most anyone here that has an "extremely deep" voice are usually forcing it, anyway. So you'll find a lot that are nicely in the middle.

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>>22958099
That's awesome! I look forward to hearing your awesome and hammy ideas for the first one. Yeah, the second one is basically the Slurm story with dragon dicks. Except technically the company's public stance is that the lube is cum, so it's like if Slurm was honest and nobody believed them? Either way, your job is still to cum your brains out and get paid for it. Better than working as a delivery boy or something.

>>22958203
Thank you! I really love your recordings and your voice is perfect for a catboy. Ferrets and cats are olev.

>mfw i get responses to my requests

>>22958339
https://clyp.it/cl1d133w

-AFUG

>>22958512
well this is..... different..... not exactly what I was expecting but.. interesting

>>22958544
That's me. :)

>>22958544
I hate to ask more questions I just wanna see if I can try. What are you expecting?

>>22958630
well... I'm not really sure.. just kinda sexy but not fucking me you know lol.... uh kinda sweet but hot too

>>22958728
And I wasn't?!

>>22958733
Damn dude you're just getting burnt today.
>>22958728
Give me time to think of something and I'll get right on it.
I'm >>22952968
That guy.

>>22958762

No, I'm not. Mittens is just always a twat to me, and I purposefully gave something stupid to this lovely person.

>>22958773
I'm so confused, Maybe it's because I'm the new guy.

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>>22958432
>>22956258
Here you go.
Just realized I forgot to meow.
https://chirb.it/tzp5Ff

>>22958883
Dear lord. How have you survived with all that cuteness stuck inside you.

>>22958883

ew your voice wtf?

>>22958733
not saying that thats just a little.... too kidnapy for me

AM i Doin this right motherfukers?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VBML32VAK7

>>22956175
>>22956258
I'm terribly bored and I admit it was kinda fun to give it a try... Sorry :p
http://chirb.it/J0gyDA

maaaaarshallllll... where are you ;o;

>>22956175
https://clyp.it/uiahyanb

I bet you want more mneow, don't you?

-AFUG

>>22958883
Ferrett, your cuteness is legendary and that was an awesome recording. Thank you! I promise I'll pet you more if you keep begging me like that. <3

>>22959283
Don't apologize for taking my request and making a great audio! I love how sophisticated your voice sounds and that was an extremely impressive purr. Definitely feel free to record more.

>>22959456
Oooh, sultry, erotic catboy! A full recording with that voice would be awesome. What kind of attention are you begging for, I wonder? You're not going to hunt me like some kind of lion or tiger, are you?

>>22959638
You see the good in everyone. You're a nice person, you nice person.

-AFUG

>>22959696
Thank you! You're a nice person for saying that. <3

I have this.... Thing for Tarzan and I want someone to try and narrate him finding me.. He's curious and all but after a while his instincts kick in and he gets animalistic and horny.... Please go as long as you can <3

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>>22958965
this gif is for you

>>22958883
anyways this is so cute omg your voice

>>22959871
he sounds like every guy I raid with in wow
go on a vent server sometime

>>22959852
https://clyp.it/hxrqga0d

-AFUG

>>22960012
HAHAHAHAHA not really more like rescuing me from something.... Done kidnapping.... God damn it you're so hot

>>22960061
****fine kidnapping.... On my phone sorry

>>22960066
https://clyp.it/wrfz2ib5

-AFUG

>>22959638
Aaaaaaw, thank you ! Would you like more recordings of my voice or my purring ? :3

>>22960172
Ok now you're just making fun of me

>>22960191
Never. I just try to make people laugh with their vaginas.

>>22960204
cringe.

>>22960204
Well I'm really embarrassed about it so not cool..... Still hot af tho damn it

<<Request>>

Describe your ideal first date.

>>22960233
Don't be. There's tons of requests made that incredibly specific and out there. People are always willing to fulfill such requests, too. Besides, Tarzan is a hot dude in a loincloth.

>>22960263
Lol I guess not you tho.... The hot one :'(

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Crow here, a little late because I was out getting drunk as a motherfucker out in the woods. Y'all keeping it real?


My Chirbit
http://www.chirbit.com/MSACrow

Things people have liked:

A Kiss to Build a Dream On
http://chirb.it/tO02dF

Dom Fuck
http://chirb.it/5PN356

Home Invasion Molestation Parts 1-3
http://chirb.it/zOmJ7L
http://chirb.it/kq2Aeh
http://chirb.it/Hd1f1q


Recent/new stuff:

Come over here: (public, dom, script)
http://chirb.it/bngf4F

Short & Mean
http://chirb.it/J64cAm

Dom Improv
http://chirb.it/3K2ech

My little fuckpet
http://chirb.it/fLx3NH

https://clyp.it/ebuz1li3
A poem.

>>22960276
https://clyp.it/wngj2djx

-AFUG

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>>22960173
Absolutely! Please please please do, especially if it's late night cuddling or something erotic. Catboys make my breath catch in the back of my throat in the best way.

>>22960255
https://clyp.it/eiwx25g0

-AFUG

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>>22959136

No input? Suggest a script/etc.

>>22960382
Please describe your biggest fantasy.

>>22960255
https://clyp.it/dpq0jvx3

>>22960326
Crow, please be careful and don't get abducted by aliens, we'd all miss you!

>>22960426
No worries sweetie, we hand plenty of heat to make E.T. think twice about fucking with us.

You doing good darling?

>>22960377
That's really sweet actually.

>>22960417
Nice! Sounds fun, pretty chill.

>>22960339
Sorry you're sexy

>>22960449
Other than the fact that it stubbornly refuses to snow for christmas, and I'm from somewhere very cold, so it makes me twitchy, everything is fine. Thanks for asking.

>>22960463
Glad I could help

God I still feel so out of place here...

>>22960477
Yeah its still around 70 in the daytime here (granted I'm in AL). But this time last year it was consistently in the 20s.

You got any requests? Or anyone else have a request I may fill for you?

>>22960503
This: >>22960255

>>22960503
I've already made a million requests, so make this one the lowest priority if anyone else has one. Pick some kind of monsterboy, or even a full on monster like a dragon. You are now 100% adamant that anon is getting cuddled.
There is an anon in bed, he's feeling stressed, and by God you are going to cuddle the shit out of him. That's just a fact.

>>22952071
>>22952534
Hey guys, you have really nice singing voices! But this is the /msa/, in case you don't know, there's a /vocaroo/ general too.
In case you are posting here because you want to take /msa/ requests, you could say so. It would be nice to hear your regular voices.

>>22960549
https://clyp.it/oduyeuns
This isn't even close to the full thing but I have been working on a dragon voice. Thoughts?

>>22960549
just to be clear, you want me to cuddle said monsterboy? Or am I said monsterboy cuddling someone else?

I really miss having my pussy licked ;-;
My ex used to practically chase me down, tear my panties off and pin me down when he was craving the taste of me. Just thinking about the sensation of a tongue eagerly lapping at my lips and swirling around my clit.... Ugh.
Would anyone be willing to try this? The longer and wetter, the better. Dirty talk and cunt worship is especially appreciated. I want to know your cock is rock hard and dripping because my pussy is so delicious you can't take it.

I don't know if this request might be difficult, but as a girl I have always been curious about the first time you ever masturbated.

I'm requesting a recording about your experience (maybe you were surprised of the "stuff" that came out of your dick, how did you find out about it, how did it feel, etc) or maybe, if you are feeling a bit more creative, you could role-play the scene.

>>22960537
http://chirb.it/HyaPMf

>>22960671
http://chirb.it/P9KmOP

>>22960769
Crow crow crow~ I'm so glad to hear you again hehe, you were my first favourite recorder and I love it whenever you post new things. Thank youuuu

>>22960799
more than welcome sweetie ;)

>>22960372
I'm terrible at everything except purring but there you go !
http://chirb.it/CCe41p

>>22960894
>http://chirb.it/CCe41p
A+ purring and your accent is so adorable~

>>22960769
You fucking suck

>>22960926
why so mad though?

>>22960894
Where are you from?

>>22960915
T-Thank you Anon

>>22960951
I'm from France, it's actually past 6am here and I should probably be sleeping !

>>22960969
it's nice.

>>22960991
Thanks ! If anyone wants something in French, I can do that too :)

>>22960466
https://clyp.it/m1cfrkzt

-AFUG

>>22961394
>https://clyp.it/m1cfrkzt
I prefer Cool World but it was a good one

>>22961453
https://clyp.it/gzkoqvhp

-AFUG

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>>22959638
>I promise I'll pet you more if you keep begging me like that. <3
Goddammit, you know just what to say.
>>22959696
>>22959820
Not only that,
did you see that wall of text I got when I asked for details on the cross-dressing script?
Anon is an amazing requester.

>>22960894
This is why ferrets don't purr.
That purring totally blows mine out of the water!
I was just doing something akin to gargling, but I assume you use your tongue like you're rolling an 'r'?
Guess that's what I get from growing up in Burgerland.

>>22961055
Ooh can you possibly talk in French of what you find attractive in a person? Physical or mental, or both is fine.

>>22961508
>https://clyp.it/gzkoqvhp
ok ok the movie sucked. but holli.... shes waaaaayyyyy hotter than any of those other toons lets get real. I'd bang that doodle for sure... i mean... i would if i could

>>22961561
https://clyp.it/hilj2lc4

-AFUG

>>22961583
>https://clyp.it/hilj2lc4
the line in the movie is "Holli would if she could, that dame." so uh I actually made the joke not you silly..... still fuck me

>>22961583
and Holli had a sex scene thats more than Jessica ever had

>>22961606
I sincerely do not remember many lines from that movie because I was in bewilderment at the random animations being thrown at the screen.

>still fuck me

I mean, okay.

>>22961615
im tired. come to bed with me ;))))))

>>22961627
https://clyp.it/jodtwxjz

-AFUG

>>22961656
>https://clyp.it/jodtwxjz
be my john cena bb
[email protected]
i aint playin

>>22961671
https://clyp.it/k0nubp54

-AFUG

>>22961689
>https://clyp.it/k0nubp54
it's a throwaway email.... generated... I dont wanna put my actual email on some thread you know... anyway just send me sort of contact i aint fuckin around boo

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>tfw monday
>tfw had to get up early because of coworkers

Everythings coming up Luger.

>>22961884
You poor little muffin~

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>>22955809
>24h passed
>No script yet

A-Anon, are you okay? Did you die?

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>>22962500
I need to get some help with that, I am just terrible with writing stuff ;(

Hey fellas, I'm pretty shy to do this publicly but I've been told I have a nice voice and accent. If you want a personalized message done by a kiwi man, just feel free to add me on "a4chanmsaskype" on skype :)

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>>22962500
I just wanted another Daddy's Punishment with a nice thick german accent

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>>22962714
>>22962720
How can you fail at that anon? Does Daddy need to punish you, junges Fräulein? Mein Gott, just write ze dämn zing!

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>>22962722
K, I will try

>>22962722
But I might not be finished until tomorrow. sorry ;(

I fell asleep and woke up a little while ago, oops :3

>>22961515
I wouldn't say it's like rolling an 'r', which I can't even do anyways (I gave up on spanish so long ago !), it's closer to the french 'r' sound, it comes from the back of the throat, like... A growl or something ?
http://chirb.it/JMaNOh

>>22961524
With pleasure
http://chirb.it/vgMDNI

>>22962968
Ahh, that's some cool stuff. Very authentic.

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>>22960649
Holy crap, you could voice a dragon in a movie! You clearly have voice acting talent. If that dragon asked anon to come cuddle with him in a wry, lusty tone, I'm pretty sure anon would have no choice. He'd be getting cuddled. That would be a fact.

>>22960668
In that request, you would be the monsterboy cuddling an anon. Feel free to be creative with it! Take it in as cute or as erotic a direction as you'd like.

>>22960894
The only thing you're terrible at is releasing bad audios. That was warm, intimate, and dat erotic ending caught me by surprise in the best way! Truly a wonderful catboy and performer. Mating season can't last long enough. <3

>>22961515
>Goddammit, you know just what to say.
Ooh, does that mean I get more catboy Ferrett sometime in the future? I'll have to keep talking~.

>Anon is an amazing requester.
Thank you!! I really appreciate the compliment. :3 It wasn't hard writing that wall of text, though. You pretty much said "Okay, I'll record one of your biggest fetishes. Anything in particular you want to hear?" Pic related was my face after reading that.

>>22962968
Yay thank you! Your voice is very pleasant to listen to.

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>>22962849
Weaksauce

>>22963092
Ah! I'm glad, that isn't my normal voice its pitched down but. I do have a thing for making voices.

I could be anything and everything.

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>>22963387
Noooo, don't say that! I'll have no choice but to foist my monsterperson fetishes on you. :P

>>22963415
I dont mind.

Just depends on the monster.
things I can do in no time
-Demons
-Ghosts
-Dragons
-Robots
Those are the quick ones.

> http://pastebin.com/MJSVgaHB
> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gkf1XOfstY

May laughter be our best medicine.

>>22962968
This: >>22960255

>>22963433
Damn it, fine! I literally have no choice but to request some really specific scenarios. I hope you're happy, you incubus.

Cute or hot demon appears in Anon or Femanon's room without any real fanfare, asking for a quick blowjob. Any surprise on Anon or Femanon's behalf is quieted with "you realize I'm here because you're the only one within a hundred miles who both wants to suck a cock like a slut and doesn't mind a demon appearing in their room? Please suck me off. You have no idea how badly I need this." Then shameless demon cock worshiping commences.

You are a dinosaur monsterboy, specifically some kind of raptor. You know your friend has a fetish for the kind of monster you are, and you invite him over for some mutual masturbation. He accepts. It may or may not escalate further, but either way you're shamelessly attracted to that friend and will do your best to turn him on. Maybe your goal is for him to cum hard enough to hit you from across the room or something.

Anon orders a fetish toy which is related to dragons in some way that I won't specify because fetish. You are anon's friend, and he mentions it to you while you're joking about sex. Ironically, you're also a dragon and had no idea that he had a fetish for dragons. It is now your mission to fuck said friend to see how eager he would be in bed, despite how impractical it may be. You could be human sized, but you could also be fuckhueg or about half his size. Either way there is going to be fucking.

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>>22960768
YES! Someone please do this one!

>>22963673
I second this opinion. I'm genuinely curious

>>22963569
Alright. Let's make a deal.

Pick one of the three and I'll finish one of them today. Would you want sound effects too?

>>22960768
https://clyp.it/g10ojyxd

>>22960768
>>22963673
>>22963847
https://chirb.it/chK5x4

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>>22963914
Holy shit, thank you!! Definitely do the second if you're in a more teasing mood, otherwise do the first.

>Would you want sound effects too?

Pic related. Definitely yes.

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>>22963914
-chants- number one, number one, number one~

>>22963031
>>22963092
>>22963119
Thanks ! But you're way too nice to me *blushes*

>>22963535
With pleasure. I still slutter way too much in english though, sorry about that
http://chirb.it/9JzKMb

>>22964247
No it was sweet! You sound like you have a lot in common with >>22960377 maybe you guys should go on a date.

>>22964270
We already have. We laughed about Charlie Hebdo, compared baguettes, and had a threesome with Rémi Gaillard.

>>22964300
Next time I'll visit you and we'll go see the statue of liberty. Freedom bros.

>>22963937
Thank you very much for answering it! I hope your mom never found out about that, haha. To be honest, I don't even remember the first time I touched myself because it has never felt any good for me, so I'm really happy to hear about other people's experiences.

>>22963998
Aaawwwww, I giggled like an idiot during the whole thing, that's super cute and informative! It's funny how most people just figure it out on their own. I'm glad you didn't have a heart attack, haha. Thank you so much for recording this!

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was wondering if i could get any of the musically inclined to try one of the major to minor songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJLRGz4haXE&index=4&list=RDZuvPeSICYwk

>>22963998
Request: >>22960255 pls

>>22964052
>>22964180
I'll get working on 1

Er...Time to find some lewd sound effects!

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>>22964388
Sorry about this. I just couldn't think of much else.
https://chirb.it/s36hc7

>>22963914
you have got to be the single most pretentious recorder here. your use fry to hide your real voice is noticeable and cringe.
you will use effects on your voice that is the equivalent of audio shooping.
not to mention talking about yourself as a voice actor or narrator, yeah, you aren't that great

>>22964790
Never said I was great. I am mearly working towards being one.

also

Whats with all the salt bro.

If I have the skills to meet requests. Then why not use them?

>>22964803
not a bro
not salty
just saying it like it is

>>22964803

lol, "skills" yeah, more women need to not stay silent with people like you. doing you a favour

>>22964812
Eh, everyone has their tastes. I understand where you are coming from. Editing my voice if it was for a normal request would be wrong. But I have only gotten Monster ones. Which can be edited to make it sound more like one.

I do agree, if this was a normal request and I used my editing to pitch my voice lower. That wouldn't be ok.

>>22964827
even in your normal ones you use fry way too much to sound like an announcer. guys that do that unnaturally make me want to rip my ears off. it happens naturally if your voice is deep, yours isn't

>>22964834
I rather not drag this on.

Like I said, everyone has a different taste. I'm sorry I am not the one for you but I really. I can't stress this enough. I don't give two shits.

>>22964853
clearly you do. that's another thing, your voice doesn't project confidence (that's why you hide it)it just shows for insecure you are

>>22964743
No that sounds really fun, I actually really like rock climbing, so I'm sure other people would like it too. And you get to look at da butt when others climb.

>>22964827
>monster's ideal first date

>>22965366
I'll do that when I have time.

I really should stop getting off track. Been on a job hunt. Sorry about that guys. I'm not all here today.

>>22965435
Good, go away

Posted this last time but I think it got lost in the responses.

"Sunday Shoes" by Lady Lamb http://chirb.it/PtvqeC

Sorry if it gets a bit loud at the end

>>22965549
i miss talking to you on skype ;-;

>>22965600
I've tried messaging you like 5 separate times and never got a response, so I just stopped trying

>>22965631
When? I've been really busy lately with work and I've been super stressed out lately. Message me right meow pls and ty~

>>22965651
Over the past few months, but I've gotten rid of the account since

>>22965676
Oh :( 5evr in my heart

>>22964052
>>22964180
https://clyp.it/u41ukaxq

I'm so sorry if this wasn't what you were looking for. I'm still new to doing lewd stuff. Feedback is always welcome. Tell me what I can do to improve!

>>22965549
Not a fan of your voice but should we know you or something?

>>22965694
She will like it but I think your voice needs alot of work

>>22965759
Nope, no reason to know me

>>22965759
My edited voice? Or my Normal?
Like I said I'm new to lewd shit, none the less what can I do to be better?

>>22965759
Before I say anything else, I should probably clarify that I'm a he. I don't want to mislead anyone and won't make lewd comments on the audios of any people who don't swing that way.

>>22965965
So uh...how'd I do.

>>22965805
Just talk normally when you speak, don't fry or extend your verbs too much in an attempt to sound sexier

I think the most natural voices are the hottest

>>22966006
Alright! Thank you so much. I will take that to heart.

>>22966005
I really liked it! Your needy moans and general "really fucking needing a blowjob-ness" were really hot. You didn't even need the sound effects! It might have been hotter if I could have heard your sexy voice without anything in the way~.

>>22966048
Ahah. Maybe later.

>>22962968
The french one was very nice. It seems like everything said in French would sound awesome.

Nice accent also.

>>22963569
Since the 1st one was made... I kinda tried the second one ? Although it's still not that great, and I had to use a different mic for this one and I'm not very pleased with the result. Buuuut I tried I guess !

http://chirb.it/LEBqzw

And now I'm gonna hide in a hole and die of embarrassment.

>>22966085
Thank you ! If you want me to say or read anything in French, please just ask. I think you'll believe me when I say that I'm a bit more confident when it comes to speaking french rather than english :p

from the south of England so who wants to hear me speak some requests?

>>22966390
This please: >>22960255 !!

>>22966356
Please don't die of embarrassment! Then you'll never get to see how sexy I thought that audio was! Which was very fucking sexy, by the way. Holy shit. Yes I like your kind, and I like you. Who says they're mutually exclusive? Thank you for taking the request!

>>22966356
I'll think of something, you be sure of that! For now, where are you from? I felt like French was your mother tongue.

>>22966403
okay i shall get this done as soon as possible, watch this space.

Old time MSAer here (4-5 years ago). Anyone know if anyone of the following names still posts? Nabokov, Smalltime, ThatOneGuy, JoeyJoe, ScriptFem?

>>22966433
Gosh, thanks ! And it was my pleasure :)

>>22966459
I am indeed from France ! I live in Paris, although I'm from the South of France, so even in my mother tongue I have kind of a "sunny" accent. It's a bit late here, but if you have a request, I'd be really happy to do it tomorrow morning !

>>22966542
Oh, south of France! Nice... I'll be in Nice on february for a week or so, for a training. It will be my first time in France!
I'm not so creative for making requests, I usually just stay hidden and watch what happens. And I don't speak French, I hardly understand it... But it's just so beautiful you know?

>>22966569
Nice is a pretty awesome place, although sadly I've never been there myself. I do hope you have a great time in France and if you need help with anything or have any question, don't hesitate to ask !
It's okay if you're not used to making requests, I'm not used to taking them either :p But if you ever find a poem or something you like, send it my way. I've been speaking and hearing french for my whole life so I guess it's harder for me to say if it's beautiful or not, but I feel a bit flattered that other people think so *blushes*

>>22966532
Nabokov pops in of you yell loudly enough. Haven't heard of the rest. I've only been poking around a bit over a year though.

Things got really interesting really quick here :p

>>22966642
It is. I also love French and French-Canadian films, so it's always nice. And I've met this French guy on my last vacation and his accent while speaking English or Portuguese (my mother tongue) was veeeeery nice.
I'd probably request something in English, cause then I can understand what you say completely and also enjoy the accent.

And yep, any help would be welcome. Still worried how I'm going to get around there with no better French than "Je ne parle pas Français" and "Je bois de l'eau, sil vous plaît".

>>22966532
And who may you be sir? Mind leaving us a recording?

>>22966532

Smalltime is the only one those I miss, the others were no fun. Someone has a funny theory that me and JoeyJoe were the same person and ThatOneGuy was gay for me.

-A Fucked Up Guy

>>22966746
Well you had a few samples of my french accent already ! But I'd love to talk more :)
And don't worry too much, the French who live in the south are usually way less rude than the rumors say ! I'd be happy to help with any issue you have though.

I'm heading to bed now, I'll be awaiting your requests ;)

>>22966986
Thanks you very much! And yeah, I'll think of something to request... Bonne nuit!

>>22967025
bonne nuit <3

Can anyone tell me if this sounds sexy? Never done this before.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s110JCV7WnsM

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I was feeling a bit down in the dumps tonight and fapped a bit.
Not sure if that's the kind of thing anyone wants to listen to, but it's not very far off from my other content.
I didn't attempt any editing, besides trimming the silence in the beginning, so it's mostly background noise interspersed with moans and the like.
https://chirb.it/546phs

>>22965356
Thanks.
>And you get to look at da butt when others climb.
Oh dear. This hadn't occurred to me.

>>22961671
>>22961689


only you could pull this off w/o fucking trying. fuck..

>>22967380
i'm aroused and i'm a straight male

>>22967432
Very hot, I love your work.

>>22967506
I guess that's good. Thanks

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>>22967522
Thank you.
I guess I'm glad I posted this one, then.
I thought it might not be worth a listen.

>>22966532
https://clyp.it/b0lpsoxo

-A Fucked Up Guy

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https://clyp.it/t0ks5ify

I see a script incoming.

-A Fucked Up Guy

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>>22967432
You are just... Soooooooo adorable. Too cute for your own good, every thread you get more lewd. I love it

Newer guy from the other night back again for a bit and talking requests.

>>22967935
You're really fucked up.

>>22968058
I mean, just a little.

>>22968078
I came.

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>>22967976
Aw, thanks.
Yeah, I think doing this has kind of kick-started my sex drive.
I start thinking about stuff I might want to record during the day and then pic related happens.
Maybe I just needed an outlet or something.

Taking requests if anyone has one.

>>22968191
yiff in hell

furgag

>>22967380
This is really awesome. Even the laughs and the way you talk are sexy. Please, do more.

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>>22968191
C-can you maybe talk about your ideal woman and first ideal sex experience with her?
Or him. But her preferred.
I'm utterly curious <3

>>22968872
>>22967506
Here's another from a first-timer:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0faB0tTa1Wz

Decided to go a gayer route to experiment. I actually snatched the script from the female audio thread. Let me know if this is a better direction, it's pretty fun.

>>22967976
Seconding this. I'm pretty sure that Ferrett's cuteness is a miracle of nature, and his lewd audios are fucking awesome.

>>22968191
Please do something based on that picture. Just a masturbation audio, but maybe work yourself up first and talk about dirty stuff while you're doing it. Heavy, ragged breathing and talking about how doing audios has awakened your sex drive is also a plus.

>>22959852
Bump....

At work right now, slow day, so different ID.

>>22967463
The difference between my "fans" and say, Ferret's, Crow's or whomever's is that they seem laughably embarrassed at how they like my recordings, so they'll opt to add me to something instead of telling me how amazing I am in the thread. So that's what you're seeing here :P.

- A Fucked Up Guy

>>22969291
I think you clearly have amazing talent and if you ever opened yourself up for full length requests, I would have a lot of them. I've already made 2!

>>22969320
I commend the guys that can read scripts and take it seriously, whether or not they turn out sexy. I just become self aware in the middle and need to make a joke out of it to defuse the bomb in my head.

- A Fucked Up Guy

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>>22949534
Dear mr Luger~
May I please request you barking German orders, and saying lewd things with your accent.

As well as a nice ramble about your fan girls and how you feel about them

>>22949350
Incase if you guys prefer/got skype just add me..

Kim,19m, Bi, Singapore, Skype : boomboombamsssss
Into muscular/fit guy. I'm bi but prefer more with guy. Wanna have some "fun" here and like to be controlled and sharing stuffs too ^^

>>22969424
you are literally requesting from the worst recorders here and keeping them around.
can you get fucked pls? thx

>>22969426
hello? who tf? no one wants to talk to you here go to the kik thread. bounce ya ass out pls thnx

>>22969426
This is really not the place for that. There are a lot of contact threads on /soc/, please go find one of those.

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>>22969432
Aren't you just charming love. Im aloud to request what I want, from who I want. You have no say in the matter, this is meant to be a happy environment and all you're doing is bringing it down with your negativity. Please keep your silly opinions to yourself <3