Who here is still up? General late night chat thread. Post a pic

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>>22948298
Sleeping is difficult.

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Running a 103 fever. It's finals week. My entire existence is pain, searing heat, and ice cold chills

>>22948313
Oh and I'm 6'1 and 140 pounds. This pic makes me look like a fat fuck.

>>22948305
Sleep has been my enemy as of late.

>>22948313
>>22948318
You don't look fat.

And that fucking sucks, dude. How many you got left?

>>22948327
Dude I'm straight up hallucinating right now. Everything looks fat. I've got 2 more.

Been spending money on stupid shit cus I've been deliriouslying feverish for like 4 days now. Could be more honestly. I've lost track of time

>>22948335
You seen a doctor, bro? 4 days with a fever that high is pretty srs

But wait, this threads about being awake. My roommate is shitting blood in the other room because he keeps dying in Dark Souls 1. That, my pounding headache, and every inch of skin on my body being in pain is keeping me awake.

>>22948335
Go to doc me lad
>>22948341
Maybe he doesn't have >free healthcare

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Just finished an album that I was listening to, I'll probably go to gym now. What are you guys up to tonight?
>>22948313
>>22948335
wtf, you need help man

>>22948341
I did. The fever is on an off cus I keep needing to walk to classes and take exams. I'm gonna cuddle myself all weekend and hope it gets better.

Also roommate just spiked controller. Kid is so bad at video games that I feel bad for him.

>>22948354
What album what band what size is your earlobes?
>>22948348
Time to enter his room masturbating while screaming black metal

>>22948348
>>22948355
lol at your friend playing dark souls

but fuuuck man, that sucks. hope you feel better

>>22948354
What album, yo?

>>22948354
And man, your sleep schedule must be as fucked as mine. What time is it where you live? Like 4 or 5am?

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Work in 5 hours!!

>>22948367
rooough, dude

>>22948367
That's not bad if you get your ass to sleep now

>>22948379
But there are people who want me to post, no idea who, but I'm sure they're out there

>>22948358
>>22948356
>what size is your earlobes?
Wtf, well, I was listening to Mike Oldfield - Hergest Ridge and Microphones - Little Bird Flies into a Big Black Cloud
>>22948364
I sleep 2~3 hours a day for like maybe a year now, I'm fucking my health. 6am now
>>22948367
Man that sucks

>>22948389
U r gonna crash like thunder if u ride like lightning

>>22948395
I've been like that for about 4 months now. It's terrible. I know that feel

And that Microphones album is gr8

>>22948409
Too much going on to sleep anon, busy days with lotsa stress

>>22948432
have you listened to their entire discography?

>>22948450
Most of it I think. It's pretty large

My favorite is definitely the Glow Pt. 2, tho. That album means a lot to me

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Not even night time senpai, will be in an hour or so

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gotta work at 10 tomorrow like people fucking want jimmy johns at 10 AM

>>22948483
Duuuude I order jimmy johns to my work at like 11-12 all the time

>>22948483
They want to see you at 10am my boy.

>>22948483
I'd eat jimmy johns at 10am, desu

>>22948478
awww shut up, yuh slag. we're talkin' real people hours here ;^)

>>22948483
is that a trilobyte

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Stuck at Work. It. Blows.

>>22948491
Real African American hours

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I'm up and awake. Feeling ultra shitty, so I'm just looking for a distraction.

Forgive the pic, it was from this morning after a shower.

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>>22948478
australia, right?
>>22948483
man, I'll definitely eat one after my workout now
>>22948524
why are you feeling shitty?

Ok brehs I'm leaving now. I'm going to ask this qt girl that I'm talking to out today, I think I'll be fine but my m8 is going to ask her out today too, that sneaky fucker. So wish me luck guys, oh fuck my grammar I dont have the time to correct this, I hope y'all have a nice day.

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Bored. Waiting for shit to get here, won't be here for a couple days.

>>22948504
>Nametag says how may I help you

Oh boy. How many cups of coffee does your boss have to drink just to function?

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>>22948692
>I'm going to ask this qt girl that I'm talking to out today, I think I'll be fine but my m8 is going to ask her out today too, that sneaky fucker.

I'm sensing several violations of the "bro-code" here

>>22948747
What are you waiting on?

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>>22948747
what are you waiting for, daughta?

>>22948757
>>22948761
My stuff from the US to get here.
Moved here 7 weeks ago, shipped boxes should have gotten here about 2 weeks ago.

>>22948770
It was exploded over international waters by jihadis, you may want to try again

>>22948692
Yes
>>22948747
Have you got a fucking window get some sunlight mang
Gonna be 30C all week get some of that vitamin D

>>22948692
Gender dysphoria is kicking my arse. It's been building up for weeks and weeks. usually I can distract myself and deal, but this time i'm having stupid thoughts.

So i'm on here to just chat about whatever until I get tired enough to collapse in bed.

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IF I SLEEP THEY WILL COME PLEASE HELP

>>22948777
Haha nah it's here.
also nice trips.

>>22948780
Nope I'm fucked. I need a fan in my room.

>>22948794
Sleep, let them come, touch them inappropriately. They will leave.

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>>22948801
I can solve two problems at once. Im a fan of yours and i can give you the D.
>Ayyy lmao

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>>22948808
Sorry anon, I have someone that wouldn't like it if you did that.
I do like your sense of humour though.

>>22948808
>>22948816
Pic unrelated by the way. I don't know that kid. I just found the image funny.

>>22948801
Well I'm working all week and my work has no A/C so I'm fucked but thankfully the store room does, I'll just hide in there kek

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>>22948816
Worth a try.

>>22948692
hit him over head with bat
bc all is fair in love and war

>>22948747
Oooohh JUST IMAGINE if it all fell overboard
and gone 5ever

>>22948757
worlds 8th largest dildo collection

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Any y'all fuckers have cats?

>>22948794
Barricade the windows and doors n you'll be k

>>22948770
So you were born in the states?

>>22948826
I'd probably contemplate suicide.

>>22948828
Yup. I'm a native Washington...ite? Fuck, I dunno what those are called.
People there are stuck up twats with their heads up their asses. Never liked them.
Also, bf's terrible ex lives in that state. I'd like to figure out just what the fuck was going through her head for the time they dated.

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>>22948828
i have a cat, his name is gandalf but he doesn't live with me right now. sucks :/

pic related, him after trying to save me from the bathtub (obviously humans are too stupid to realize what deathtraps they are)

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Only person awake on my entire base

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>>22948828
Have a cat here. She can be a cowbag, but she always comes for cuddles when I get in bed.

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>>22948816
hes your bf
and he wouldn't take kindly if someone did something or other
we get it

>>22948794
go 2 sleep bone tired as in sleep deprived
too tired to dream

>>22948747
your arms like sticks
I fear for your toothpick bones
your not going outside without a jacket !?!?!
oh honey chile

>>22948855
What's your native language?

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>>22948828
have / had a cat
semi-chubby cat has low hanging belly pouch of worlds softest fur

moved out, cant take him. return 1 month later, and belly fur all fall out, naked nipple section

; _ ;

>>22948881
wait, what? so you just left your cat alone for an entire month?

>>22948828
I thought you were a dog person. Betrayal.

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>>22948962
>implying you can't be both

>>22948975
m8.

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>>22948962
I am, nigga.

>>22948975
this
Please don't bully muh doggy. He's nearly 17 years old and he's seen better days.

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>>22948991
wot m8

>>22949000
*16

>>22949000
>trips
I know the feel ;-; I lost a dog not long ago and the other dog is old and sad too. Im so sad now i need to go pet him.
>>22949001
Ur a witty cunt ill give u that m8

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>>22949000
i'd let both of u give me kisses t b h

>>22949007
thnx m8

>>22949000
Such a cute doggie. Also, nice trips.

>>22948840
d'awwww :3 he's a qt

>>22948843
go around and steal food and shit

>>22949020
:*
pucker up, son/daughta

>>22949024
He actually survived getting hit by a car a few weeks ago. it was scurry

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So... I guess, do any of you have dogs?

Like I said before, muh dawg is old af. He's 16. Some of muh earliest memories are of me playing with him.

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>>22949047
My Goggies

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>>22949052
Second Goggy

>>22949047
I have an american pitbull about 8 years old i think.

>>22949052
>>22949056
I want that dog

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I work late and its fucked up my sleep schedule
I need sleeeeep

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>>22949047
no but i want one reaaaaaal bad

on a related note, i petted a dog today and she took this is an invitation to french me so that was p cool

here's a pic of another ginger boy i'd do w his dog tho

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>>22949066
was I by chance talking to you on kik earlier?

>>22949066
>>22949069
oh wait, nvm. she has dogs

But you should get one! Dogs are the bestest

>>22949069
nahhh i don't have a kik

>>22949060
They're with my abusive mother back in home country. You'd probably look after them better.

>>22949074
it's hard finding a place to live that will even let me have my cat, plus i can't afford a dog right now. but someday. probably getting a lizard soon tho bcs one of my coworkers has everything i need for a setup just laying around, so i won't have to drop like $300

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>>22948298
My sleep schedule just keeps slipping further and further. I'm probably gonna be up for another few hours

I'm a cammer and I just now realized that I can get daily payouts... just in time to not be able to buy christmas presents. Fuck me life

>>22948787
How long have you been on hormones?

>>22949078
Come live with me famiglia

>>22949111
>>22949078
Am I the only one who hasn't figured out who you are yet?

>>22949103
Got kik? Or SC? military has fucked my sleep radically lol

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>>22949103
My sleep schedule will literally make a full 24 cycle sometimes. I know that feel, sistuh

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6 AM, and I'm just sitting here watching infomercials- But hey, at least sleep deprivation makes things fun sometimes.

Anyone else watching Cutlery Corner?

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6am or something

>>22949123
Yeah, I think I've done that 3 times already this year. Might have to do it again. It usually stalls out at like bedtime of 8 am and then I have to force it to go further

>>22948483
I could do with some jimmy johns right now

>>22948747
Using your laptop in bed makes it harder to sleep... you probably dont wanna hear that though

>>22949156
that guy from smosh

Oh fucj oh fuck here it comes fuck fuck fuck MEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22949166
OH OH HERE SHE COMES, WATCH OUT BOY SHE'LL CHEW YOU ALL!

>>22949117
huh??

does anyone in this thread know who i am t b h

>>22949175
Shut the fuck up and rail my anus

SIGGHHHH

>>22949175
Oh, I thought that other dude did :/

Meme

Cocky hardy

>>22949191
>>22949189
>>22949183
God is serb?

>>22949192
Sighhh

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I have no idea shat is going on in this thread

Here's my fatass cat

>>22949214
nigga looks chill af

>>22949214
Lolol
No idea what** is going on

Howdy. D-runk

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>>22949216
He basically acts stoned 24/7. He likes to sleep in my fro

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>>22948937
jc no, dood
I moved out, not moved away. cat is with parents, who themselves are moving away from me now.

>>22949103
>cammer

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>>22949243
>Anonymous
>>22949214
>>22948840

cats 4 lyfe

>>22951267
who dis?

>>22951272
my cat

>>22951358
great i thought it was the fag posting, how you doing pussycat ;)

>>22951369
well...meow

>>22948483
Oh man I want to pet you and give you food you're cute as

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sup lil fags

>>22951251
cammist

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Wake up at 5 PM every day lately.

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>>22951267
Here's my cat
They stay up with me

>>22952331
heated water vapor

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2:27am, I have been stuck in a dumpy village for the weekend, gotta love England

>>22952990
You're cute ;)

>>22949103
Didn't i just buy groceries from you? Tf!

>>22953064
You wouldn't be saying that if I wasn't using a potato cam aha

>>22953087
>>22953064
There are other images of me floating around /soc/ though, which aren't as trash

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Not gonna be able to sleep tonight so might as well

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Yup. Probably will be up for another 5-6 hours

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>>22953359
Ill sing you a lullaby and off to dreamland you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI

.. have you ever been told you look like Fiona apple

>>22953393
No. Probably because I wear glasses most the time. But I do look like her

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me atm, watching always sunny and trying to untangle headphones. almost 11 pm over here on the US east coast
>>22953359
same here sista
>>22953363
netflix marathon all night is the solution to this

>>22953419
I'm bing watching House MD rn

And bawling my eyes out cuz feels

>>22951765
hahah thanks anon, I could definitely use some pets right now 2bhonest

>>22953428
House is the shit I have to watch it again

>>22953428
i've been wanting to get into that show but have never started it. friends always recommend it, is it that good?

>>22953419
True. But I'm stuck at a hotel. So I'll have to resort to shitty hbo reruns

>>22953444
>>22953446
What he said^^^ please watch it

>>22953452
you got it, might find some time tomorrow to binge watch

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>>22953419
sup dudemus, what season man
>>22952589
>>22949103
take a bunch of sleep medicine one night and reset your schedule

what it do

>>22953449
that's the worst, i only have hbo for game of thrones and even that show is turning/has turned into shlock

>>22953466
Good. Its great

>>22953452
My friends keep reminding of episodes and I want to watch it again hahaha

>>22953467
hey, watching season 5 atm but i've seen all the episodes so far. just rewatching

>>22953452
I'm like 5 episodes or so on the final season. Have you finished it completely, and is it worth picking it back up for the finish? I got really really bored in the final season and just kinda drifted away.

>>22953488
I feel like I could watch it a million times and never get bored
>>22953492
I haven't finished it yet. But it's been so good that it deservedly to be finished

>>22953498
Err, scratch that, I'm 12/22 for Season 8 (final season). What point you at?

Pretty sure Season 2 was my favorite season, especially the Euphoria episodes.

>>22953532
I'm on beginning of season 6 he just got out of the psych ward

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>>22953405
>if Fiona apple was a nerd or librarian

had my clothes half off before I realized its just a fantasy

>>22953554
Oh yeah, I remember that season; it was a good one. I hope you enjoy it.

Anyway, night Liz, maybe I'll go watch a couple episodes and see if I can motivate myself to finish the series.

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>>22953568
There ya go for reference m80
>>22953570
Goodnight sleep well

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Heyo. Not too late here (CT), I'm just finishing up watching The Green Mile and hanging with my cat before a three hour drive tomorrow. Going to the state capital to see some friends I haven't seen in years.

>>22953479
For sure. You stoked at all for the new tarantino movie coming out?

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4:30 am just packing and cleaning my apartment going back to hotel mom tomorow -.- rip limited internet

>>22953620
4:30am here too, where in the world are you?

>>22953623
Iceland, guessing youre in the uk or something :v we dont do daylight savings so we sync up with a few countries

>>22953637
Yeah I'm a brit >.<
Interesting to know though aha

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I'm just at a bonfire

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>>22953591
now youre pulling a brady bunch on me
are you wearing a xmas sweater

>>22953637
>don't do daylight savings time
HERESY. you are living in the past
or the future, sometimes ....

>>22953666
why dont I see any alcohol
what kind of bonfire is this - some sort of church group ???

>>22953961
It's red and sparkly. Nothing too exciting

>>22953961
My american friends dont drink becuase we are only 18. Back home our bonfires have alcohol.

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>>22953968
youre wrong bc I am easily excited
sweater is the most thrilling thing ive seen all day, no lie

>>22954049
>only 18
..... that never stopped me / my friends, and I turned out al- .... you know what, there is nothing wrong in good wholesome non-hangover inducing socializing

I'm working no pix

>>22954756
:3

>>22954756
pretty eyes

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>>22954807
>>22954756
:3

>>22954756
I just want to hug you ;-;

please stop posting you make me sad

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fucking 4chan changing my ids and shit

>>22954807

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>>22954828
I'm trying to, my face that is.
>>22954820
>>22954807
>
>>22954816
Thanks Anon, nothing special tho imo.

>>22954839
u look like such a qt lil bb

>>22948298
Wait, are you that ginger-lady I see on here all the time?

>>22954879
>all the time
uhm i have red hair and i'm a lady, not sure i'm
>that ginger-lady
and i have only been posting here for like the past 4 days kek

>>22954886
You wore a hat, and had shit all over your walls. That's all I got.

>>22954894
i do wear hats a lot but i don't think i've posted any photos of me in hats. also i wear like, wide brimmed felt hats mostly so if it was anything else it deffo wasn't me

>>22954886
Why are you answering for me? haha

>>22954879
>>22954894
I'M the ginger. I'm a guy and I've been posting here a fuckton for the past 3 months

>>22954886
Feels like 4 years. We are family now lad.

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>>22954839
still here huh? not gonna be awake with you guys today just got back from a party and I'm feeling like shit, I guess I'll go to sleep now tired af ;_;
>>22954843
that image :3
>>22953666
comfy af and checkd
>>22953620
damn ur qt *.*
>>22953467
man, your jawline is so perfect no homo
>>22952990
brandon?
>>22952599
:333
>>22949020
university of keeping it real lmao

>>22954911
oh my bad son, i thought this was a reply to >>22954847
don't ask me how tho. probably the fact that i'm a redheaded lady made me think it was directed at me, idk

also tbqh i am damn sick of these photo captchas. i only get the street names one anymore and they always make me do two in a row. wtf

>>22954894
>>22954912
what the fuck? HELLO, do you guys even ID?

I'M THE GINGER GUY
>>22954839
>>22954911
>>22948298

>>22954928
what the fuck is going on here

>>22954920
my alma mater lmao

>>22954928
I MAY HAVE WRONGLY QUOTED BUT WE STILL FAMILY LAD.

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>>22953620
GOOD FUCKING LORD

>>22954932
No fucking idea.

SCARNON HEEEE?

>>22954847
thank yeee :3

>>22954924
s'all good, I was just confused, haha

>>22954920
back from a party a bit ago, too, dude. im drunk af

How did asking that girl out go?

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>>22954894
>>22954942
Did you mean this pic?

>lady
check da filename, m80

>>22954953
>>22954920
>coming home after a party
aww

>>22949020
>not putting 'school of hard knocks' under education on facebook

Do you even know how to be edgy m80

>>22954955
what's ur heritage m8

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>>22954956
i can't leave my 16yo doggy alone :'(

he's my everything <3

>>22954955
Yes, that one.Fucking spot on Watson.

>>22954981
>Watson

You mean Weasley? haha

guys i want pasta but i don't have any. my roommate does tho and she's not home. should i borrow hers??

>>22954966
I wanna hug you both. :<

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>>22954953
man, I just cant believe what happened today, she asked me out. I was talking to her and then she was like "hey anon theres a party today do you wanna go with me?" and I was like is this real life or is this just fantasy? Oh and my m8, hes not my m8 anymore hes pissed off at me.
>>22954955
t b h you look kinda andro in that pic
>>22952331
sup little hetero
>>22953363
nice beard bro

>>22955051
Did you two hit it off me lad?
Did you XABLAU?

>>22955051
Lucky ass nigga
>>22955043
DO IT FGT

>>22955062
lucky ass nigga indeed
>>22955055
wut?

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>>22955073
FUG ME BOI, DID YOU FUG?
Where's gingi? Does he have skype?

Well I just let my cousin cut my hair and boy was it a mistake

>>22955083
I didnt fucked her, I tried to but she said she wasnt ready or something like that, we danced smoked some weed and that was it
>>22955098
lmao post pics

this potato salad is so fucking good

>>22955103
I knew there was Irish in you me lad.
>>22955100
You have to be sweet. Play some michael bolton and give her a back rub.
>>22955098
It will grow back.

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I'm up because I'm bored and horny.

also just recently became single.

>>22955107
>michael bolton
man, I might try that next time
>TEEELLL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUUU
>AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CARRY ON

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>>22955100
From this to this

guys do you know how to interpret male behavior

>>22955121
Who left you? Your flesh? Damn boy thats some skinny shit.
>>22955122
CAN I TOUCH YOU THERE?

>>22955130
>implying u don't look at least 10x hotter in the second photo

>>22955133
Thanks, I guess? I'm pretty sure it's called 'twink'.

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>>22955130

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>>22955135
Thanks. My cousin said I looked like a ww2 soldier so I dressed up

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>>22955130
Pic related
>>22955131
Go on.

I take this back >>22955139

>>22955145
I think that could actually really work if you gel it

>>22955145
yeah t b h in the first photo you don't look like someone i would pay attention to, but here you look like someone i'd totally bang so i think your haircut is doing u favors m8. can't explain it

>>22955145
>us army
>english rifle
You know im right.

>>22955100
>I didnt fuck her
kek you wot m8?

>>22955146
>>22955153
>>22955154

Well thanks

>>22955155
Damn you know it well. Too bad I wasn't wearing my Swedish gaskmask

>>22955160
At least thats a great rifle. My favourite tbqh

>>22955163
Thanks it was my grandpa's same with the helmet

>>22955146
ok well there's this guy i've known since high school and we've always been into each other, but never got a chance 2 d8. when we finally could he moved to another state for school and i moved to a different state because i felt like. we've kept in touch on and off since then (like two years) and he's sweet and says he misses me, we talk about being together etc. but then he'll stop snapping me, and texting me, etc. basically acting weird. this time he was much more intimate than previous times, and even said he'd come see me for my birthday (spring break 4 him) which he's never agreed to before (he's turned down my offers to visit on the basis that he "would feel bad").

so what gives basically

>>22955169
i feel like i should add that there's a high probability of him interning in my city for an extended period of time, and/or working here after he completes his degree. he's currently a junior

>>22955169
He's a playa.
>>22955165
Wait, is that a russian helmet?

>>22955174
No damn clue

>>22955174
elaborate

>>22955174
>>22955165
or a Korea War helmet?

>>22955179
If he intends to move there, then's you're gonna date, if not, he's playing on you by not allowing you to visiting him, keeping you on your place, away from his close circle of friends.
>OR
Or i may be wrong and you two were meant for each other, i need to consult my pet gold fish for better insights.

>>22955133
>CAN I TOUCH YOU DEEP INNNSIDE
>CAN I TOUCH YOUR HEART
my mom listens to this shit all the fucking time
>>22955156
well I tried
>>22955169
hes probably fucking someone else

>>22955169
lmao, he probably only wants to fuck you desu. Don't think he's gonna get serious with long distance relationship. If you just want to get fucked sure go for it but if you want a relationship this wont work.

>>22955180
Nah it doesn't look like one

>>22955186
you tried? I mean you failed would be the correct wording

>>22955196
Do or do not, there's no try.
>Master Yoda.jpg

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>>22955196

>>22955196
harsh, bruh. It was their first date, yo

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> Shout out from the 817, calling all of you to watch one punch man. Good shit.
>>22955130
Looks good bro, nice cut
>>22955083
I love the amount of mike in this fucking picture
>>22954920
thanks man!

Hope the inky nether is treating y'all well. windy as hell here, water randomly started spraying through all my fucking apartment windows. Good time to mop?

> My comp. organization & structure professor speaks like 0 fucking english, why world

>>22955208
Well, kind of a date if it was a party

>>22955205
Once i made a frient of mine score it by playing Barry White and locking them in the room.
Results may vary.

>>22955205
> Reminded me that I still need to read the Berserk

>>22955208
I get that shit settled on first date, or if anything I wouldnt get an answer like that lmao.
>she said she wasnt ready or something like that

>>22955186
he's dated one other girl. he talks to me abt other girls. i'm just tryna get emotionally intimate w him and like being there for him, plus i'm poly so i don't care. he's hella scorpio so i'm glad when he opens up to me at all t b h but ya, i know about other girls he sees and i don't mind.

>>22955190
why would he keep me orbiting if he just wants to fuck, lots of the texts/snaps he sends to me are about how miserably he wants me there. we obvi can't fuck states apart. i don't expect him to get serious w an ldr, that's not what i want and we've discussed the obstacles in the way of a relationship for us. he says he feels the same about me, etc, wants to date, and if we could we would. he's literally asked me to move down there before (bizarre when he won't let me visit, right). it just doesn't make sense why he goes hot and cold

something he sent to me btw:
https://soundcloud.com/caravan-palace-official/miss-u-audrey-swing-mix

>>22955234
MEN LIE.
I do that all the time.

>>22955241
i accept he could be lying, i just don't get what the point is in lying to keep me around if he literally doesn't get anything out of it - not even sex

>>22955249
I also do that all the time.
Maybe he's really playing you to keep you in the fuckable zone. Open with him, ask what are his feelings.
>OR
Or plan B. Hit him with a brick when he's not looking, he'll fall for you that way.

>>22955130
You have the 90's Superboy hair m8

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Still up, folks. Work's been dead as shit but I still managed to get distracted by the bowels of the internet. You know, instead of chatting with strangers all night. Real shame on that one.

Hope everyone's still aiight.

oh also

ATLANTA
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>>22955256
He even has an earring on the same ear

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I like this thread.
THIS THREAD IS MINE
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

>>22955255
i have asked him before. he blows me off or he says what i said above "i feel the same, but we can't be together like this, wish you were here" etc

i've stopped talking to him plenty of times for blowing me off, but this time we had a really intimate conversation about our feelings and shit. and then he was really proactive and sentimental, hit me up all the time, sent me sweet bullshit (such as the mix above), was really cute and flirty, said he'd come see me etc. then...just stopped again. i asked him why he was acting so weird all of a sudden and he said "so are you" and he didn't respond when i asked him what he meant

>>22955234
dunno that's sketchy, maybe he has a girlfriend, that would explain why he wont let you visit him. Ask him why he wont let you visit him?

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eyyyy 4am what is everyone up to

>>22955272
> that would explain why he wont let you visit him
I mentioned that. This is why i think he's playing her.
>>22955271
Boy's playing you In my honest opinion. Because i have wasted some bullets doing that. It's no effort really, unless you are actually into the target, then its exhausting.

>>22955272
he had a gf for a few months, he broke up w her in the last couple of months. and he told me he wouldn't let me come see him before (when i offered last year) because he would have felt bad, i asked why and he said "because i wouldn't have done that for you" but then he said he would come see me, he applied to a shit ton of internships here, and when he was applying for the company he wants to eventually work for, he sent me a snap of one of their app questions which was "why do you want to come to seattle"

see why i'm a little fucking confused here? i did think he was playing me in the past, that's why i stopped talking to him. then we started talking again and he was really open with me, and was actually acting towards me the way he always said he felt but never really showed since we moved apart.

>>22955281
okay, i appreciate your perspective. i wish he would respond when i get upset and ask him about shit like this, he just blows me off and then eventually acts like nothing ever happened

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>>22955303
We'll never understand the heart of men, young grasshopper.

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Since this thread isn't dead I'm back, abandonment issues running rampant send help pls

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>>22955337
i am also up
this is how i feel bc im the worst procrastinator on the planet right now with a few things i need to do

>>22955337
The offer still stands. >>22948808

I have work for all my classes due Monday and I'm going to a star wars marathon instead. What am I doing

>>22955337
Well... shit. Nights are always the worst.

It's almost 4am and I can't sleep. Shit sucks.

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>>22955361
Sigh...

>>22955372
im doing the same thing except listening to music and im wasting my entire life on 4chan

>>22955351
Man, you've got the hair of a Goddess. Damn.

Shit's on point, fucking gorgeous.

Anyone still up want to circlejerk about tunes, shows, anime, ideology, books, or paintball? I'd give up a lot to be able to talk about how sick Philip K Dick or Robert Heinlein are right now.

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>>22955337

>>22955337
>>22955351
>>22955372

I too am a passenger of this feels train. Got 4 exams coming up next week all back-to-back and 3 of my professors speak broken english.
Fun times
>>22955351
Take care of your shit and feel emotionally debt free
>>22955372
Worse ways to waste time

>>22955380
Oooo what is your procrastinating music? I listen to some hellogoodbye

>>22955379
Come on, your sense of humor was lighter yesterday. Why are you so troubled my child?

Someonesnap me.
Roth5ar

>>22955372
lmao you're doing what everybody should be doing right now

>>22955387
>>22955351
>>22955337
Why don't we all just forget about classes, fake our deaths and just go to some cabin out in the woods and watch a bunch of movies

>>22955388
listening to different shit
right now its the cure - lullaby
>>22955382
aww yiss thanks <3 i wanted to read do androids dream but i still have yet to
maybe i will over xmas break bc its on my old nook. i think that was him that wrote it haha
>>22955387
<3 thanks. i dont need to study more so than write essays and theyre not due monday. feel bad for you. good luck

>>22955399
oh my god PLEASE. that would be fucking fantastic
can just camp for the rest of our lives

>>22955411
Rocky Mountain National Park, let's become rangers and ride bears

>>22955411
>>22955415
This sounds like the setup for a sitcom. I'm game

>>22955402
Das my favourite band.
>>22955415
C-can i come too?

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>>22955390
tfw lost previous bfs to video games before
scared it might happen again
I know it's pathetic as shit but since being tossed aside/neglected/abused as I have by previous partners, I expect the worst from any new ones, no matter how well they treat me.

>>22955415
k im down
well start a bear army then the national park will become ours
itll be our bear nation

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>>22955337
>in bed at 9pm
>>22955351
God youre qt

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>>22955427
>>22955423

Tonight we ride.

SHOW ME YOUR BEAR FACE

>>22955436
Mate I'm always on my bed on my comp.

>>22955426
At least >we won't ever leave you. ;-;
Im sorry friend. Happens to all of us. Fear of abandonment is the most common thing, sadly.

Still awake at 2am. Any of you guys just get too stimulated in thought before bed and it fucks with your sleep the rest of the night?

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>>22955444
oh my god
Yes.
>>22955436
<3 so are you aussie man. one day well drink out of a goonbag or whatever the fuck its called
>>22955423
they are a good band <3

>>22955448
It's horrible. I've had a string of shitty guys for the past 4 years and this one seems to be good, but I just never know when he could turn around and be like the others...

>>22955402
>i wanted to read do androids dream

Actually just got through that one for the third time or so yesterday. Fucking amazing book, and extraordinarily readable. Damn shame how quick of a read it is, really. That book was what first got me stoked on classic science fiction. I usually recommend it to anyone that I think might be into it.

Unfortunately, although I've got the dearest, most solid friends, very few of them have real interest in reading fiction of any sort.

Maybe give Dick's short story anthologies a shot. Really good material for small amounts of down-time, at ~30 page stories, nearly all of them absolute bangers.

[spoiler]excuse me but when am I going to meet the lass of my dreams because of some obscure classic sci-fi I'm reading in public[/spoiler]

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>>22955446
We seem to have a lot in common.
>>22955444
>TRIPS
YES SIR.

>>22955457
I tend to feel like it's time to sleep before I finally feel awoken

>>22955464
That's the risk you run with anyone though. You just gotta tough it out and try not to get too numb in the process like I have.

>>22955459
Fierce, you're in
>>22955426
Did they suck his dick?

>>22955464
Break his console and his games
If he is PC master race put a magnet on his hard drive and delete system32

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>>22955446
Lel I'm there too dw, tired af
>>22955459
Goonbags EWW

>>22955472
I don't think vidya is capable of doing that.

>>22955466
k i was gonna reread the hobbit first thing on my xmas break but im gonna do this instead <3
yeah, that sounds good too. i dont read classic sci fi a lot but should get into it more lol

>>22955469
Idk man. I think part of it is the allure of night time. It's like a little pocket of time where no one bothers you for anything. Back in my college days I did all my shit at night. Made me focus more and feel more productive. Only problem feeling like shit the next day.

>>22955472
That would be a cool video game tbqh.
>Also, dont make me take a picture. That one is my old rape face.
>>22955473
Well hold right there, Satan.

>>22955473
No I'm not going to do that, besides he lives too far away.
There's this new MMO coming out and he's beta testing it. I'm deathly afraid that if I don't get into it, I'll lose him. It's probably a stupid thing to fear especially since he's been treating me extremely well, but I can't help it.

>>22955468
I can see the command in your eyes, you're in.
We've got the flanks. Who's bringing up the rear?

>>22955476
What the fuck is a goonbag you irrelevant aussie bastard?

> <3

>>22955473
Reminds me of that old old thread where that retarded kid wiped his dad's entire hard drive

>>22955484
yeah, night time naturally breeds introspection imo

when attention becomes primarily focused inward, it only makes sense that your exposure to ideas is going to increase

>>22955498
goonbag is a small bag of cheap wine.
>>22955489
Being swapped by a fucking video game must feel so fucking shit. Kids nowadays... sigh

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>>22955498
Very poor quality and cheap wine that apparently tastes like shit

>>22955503
For sure. Honestly I wish it was more practical to work at night. But it's not when the world operates completely different from that. I don't see how people can get shit done at like 6-9 in the morning. My brain is still booting up then.

Wut the

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>>22955498
Reporting for duty sir

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>>22955517
>he posted it again

>>22955523
yup, I've never been an early bird either

I believe there is a louis c.k bit where he talks about throwing careers away because he woke up early and decided it wasn't worth it; i see a similar fate within my future, haha

>>22955533
NOW THIS IS WHO I'VE BEEN FUCKING WAITING FOR

You will be the bearbrid.
You will travel the mountain-muscled landscape, sniffing for the dankest of weed or fattest of asses in the land. You will be our signalhead, howling morse between the trees, clawing messages into bark. Your kevlar will make you the perfect killing machine.

>>22955489
If it is a LDR send him a link with a virus
Also, name of the MMO

>>22955541
Lmao for real. I remember Marc Maron talking about how he had to get up at like 5am and he was like "What even is 5am? Is it night? Is it day? Who the fuck is up at 5am? This shit is bullshit" which is pretty much my words exactly when it comes to being up even remotely early.

Ugh... Weird fucking world

>>22955558
yeah, fuck waking up at 5 am. basically torture

>>22955482
The Hobbit is lovely too. I wasn't much of a fan of the rest of the LoTR series, but I plowed through it anyway.

Thing I love most about older sci-fi is there didn't really exist much established theory, or to put it simply (and maybe better) they didn't know shit. Thusly, instead of going on for ages about exactly how the technology in the story works, they sort of throw in an arbitrary name and holler YEAH JUST GO WITH THAT.

I don't really dig the technological aspect so much as the narrative that the tech allows to take place. Like, I fucking love in Dick's short stories how weaponry isn't even explained. It's just like "alright, this motherfucker here has a B-Ray, and that shit will fuck you up."

If you don't mind long-winded shit like Tolkien's, Herbert's Dune is my very favorite. It's so fukken THICK and DENSE with MUH BACKGROUND AND LORE HNNNNGH

>>22955554
You can count on me Comrade. I will not fail the squad.

On another note, we should totally have nighty bonfires

>>22955570
Nah, you can get used to it, and then you'll feel like you are actually productive since your day will be longer, theorically.

>>22955573
>tfw still haven't read the original LOTR trilogy

JUST

I've seen the movies like 20 times and I love em, dunno what's wrong with me

Reading ASIOAF atm, just started

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>>22955351
<3 Hai

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>>22955576
What sort of scout are you? Bonfires are basically a sign pointing the enemy where they should attack.
Ogedei Khan will hear about this.
>>22955570
Also this waking up early talk, try "the cure - this morning"

>>22955576
Truly an important aspect of camping.

Gotta get the big pillowy marshmallows that are flat on two sides, some cinnamon graham crackers, and dark chocolate. Luckily, we will have honey to spread on that shit due to your abilities.

Whiskey will be stolen from locals. I'll make us some dope hammocks

>>22955589
can't, listening to Godflesh. I made a deal with the misanthropic part of my psyche that I would only listen to industrial music during night hours, try me around 7ish

>>22955589

> second the cure

this is peaceful and pairs well with a giant glass of water and some advil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVp8A8RwyQQ

>>22955589
Let them come, us Greeks do not fear death.

>>22955592
I knew all those years of boys outside would pay off. I fucking love hammocks. Don't forget to find someone to play guitar for sing a longs

>>22955589
See, attracting people is what we want to do.

We ARE THE FUCKING DANGER, and you know what they say...

You attract more flies with honey than vinegar.
B)

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>>22955604
The idea is not to die for your country, is to make the other bastards die for theirs.

>>22955612
I know the little bitch that wrote that book and he was a squinty imperialist bastard

total bearfodder / 10

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>>22955621
PEZHEITAROI THEY HOLD THE LINE
COME AT ME PERSIAN SWINE

>>22955621
Also it was George Patton who said that.
And that is Zhuge Liang.

>>22955612
A slaves life is all you understand, You know nothing of freedom. for if you did you would have been encouraged to fight on, Not only with your Spears but with everything you have

>>22955588
<3 <3 <3 hellooooo :D
>>22955573
ugh yes i just like how warm the hobbit feels.
yeah it might take me an entire summer to read something like that. get distracted with dense stuff like that easily lol
>>22955592
i love burning the shit out of marshmellows. set the entire thing on fire for like a minute <3

>>22955588
She already looks like she's ready to ride the bear.

Would you be interested in joining the ranks of an immortal corps of soldiers?

>>22955675
My brothers and I would burn the shit out of them and try to slough the burnt skin at each other, resulting in some decent brawls and burns.

thanks for bringing the fucking feels