FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, voc

>>22943834
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0

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>>22943834
FSA Christmas BIN

http://pastebin.com/V1fC0YY1


FSA CHRISTMAS IMPROV/WRITING/PERFORMANCE CHALLENGES!

Do any or many or all of the Christmas Bin Stories or Songs
Sing other Christmas songs!
Make up new Christmas Songs
Read Christmas Stories
Read Bedtime Stories

IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES
It's Christmas Eve and you are horny and masturbating when Santa finds you.
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Who would you enforce mistletoe rules with?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the property to fuck on Christmas Day
You are molested by Santa (could be at home, store Santa, street-corner Santa...)
Sex with an elf or someone in an elf costume?
Tell us about any sexy Christmas pasts
Masturbate and HoHoHo when you come?
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Trying to return a gift, you run into the return clerk who you must satisfy.

And anything else you can come up with...

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Roughly 30 Seconds After We Meet by VK
Pace: Frantic and lusty
[ROM][Make-up Sex][LDR][I wrote it for you]

“Mmmf...<kissing>...I know I know...<kissing> we have so much to...<moan>...settle, and...<Mmmm kissing>No, don’t stop<kissing> Forgive you? <kissing> You’ve got nothing—just tear it off me--<moan>...to forgive, but do you...<moan> forgive me? <kissing> Of course you do...Lemme do it. That clasp is weird...<loud moan> Yes...yes...on the counter <moan> The dishes? Fuck the dishes! Push ‘em! Fuck! You’re making me so...<moan> I-don’t-care-about-those-panties! Shred ‘em! <More excited moaning> Yes, I’m shaved...God...are you hunting for my G spot? Oh fuck yeah I want to taste myself! <sucking wet finger sounds> Give me your cock! Put it in me—no not here…tables crowded---fuck—bed too far...just do me on the floor! <loud moan> fucking fill me! <kissing> Am...am I what you expected? Better? Slutty enough anyway. <SLAP><SLAP><moan> What was that for? To make me moan...came all this way to hear it <moaning> didn’t you? Oh, you feel so good in me. Yes, it’s better...better than I...was hoping...<more excited moaning> You went in bare, didn’t’ you? <even more excited moaning> You know how fucking fertile...Oh God!...you want to put a baby in me? Just <moan> your cum? <laugh> Well the one follows...<Loud gasp> Oh, God, Oh god. You’re coming! <improvise to orgasm> <after comedown period> <Laughter> Well, my good sir. It’s nice to finally meet you. Very nice, indeed. <kiss>

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>>22943834
AROUSAL DESCRIPTION CHALLENGE

The goal of this challenge is to describe for us an average masturbation session in as much detail as possible. Start out in a turned off or sexually neutral state and describe for us the kinds of things you do to yourself to get turned on for an average masturbation session as you're doing them. Once you're good and turned on (describing as you go how your body responds to you arousing yourself) proceed to masturbate all the while describing what you're doing, how it makes you feel, and how your body is responding in turn.

BE AS DESCRIPTIVE AS POSSIBLE! The more luscious tantalizing insight into how your body responds the better it will be.

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>>22943834
FSA BINS
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SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
==============================================
NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)

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>>22943834
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?

First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

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Nice thread image VK

>>22944442
I don't remember if this is an Ollie work or an Azula creation, but it's one of the prettiest in my holiday folder. And thanks for being the only other person posting!

>>22944513
I can post. I don't have content though.

>>22944513

Not me, azula I think? It is nice though, I forgot we had holiday ones.

-Ollie

>>22945039
Hey! I was looking for you. Do you know if there's a master list of performer names for MSA?

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

>>22945207
Is this a request or a troll?

>>22945249

A request please

>>22945249
It's quote from "Gremlins" and it always surfaces at this time of year.

>>22945114

errr, you might be better off asking in MSA. I only really was around for 1 era, and not as much as most. I think that thread has run through at least a half dozen different OP's if not more...so it's unlikely you'll get even a decent list compiled.

>>22945301
Okay. Thanks anyways.

Mittens establishing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c379AMAgHK

I've fallen back in to my depression after a lot of bad experiences with girls. It sounds stupid and it is desu. This year was the first time I worked up enough courage to battle through my social anxiety and actually ask a girl out. I read things wrong, said dumb things, filled in blanks with the most positive scenario for me and it all fell apart when she told me she was a lesbian.

That was about 3-4 months ago and the more I tried to "fix" it the worse I felt. I tried some dating sites, sent well formulated messages to girls but never really got a reply, save for about 5 girls that all blocked or ignored me soon after.

I could see the girls that I messaged check out my profile and simply not reply. At first I didn't really care, these girls get a lot of messages from guys and they don't have all the time in the world. After a while my mind starting twisting that though, making it only worse for myself. I felt their behavior implied that I wasn't even worth the trouble to send back a simple "not interested". That caused me to crash hard and I deleted my accounts when I saw yet another person ignoring me.

I met this girl on /soc/ in a Skype thread and I started talking with her because she is a musician like me. I fell for her, but she doesn't really feel the same way, or at least not as strong as I feel it. The worst part is that we live about half a world away. Knowing nothing could ever happen was a pretty shitty feeling. I can't bare to remove her as contact though.

Long rant over now.
>TL;DR
I fell back in to my depression and especially tonight I feel terrible. I would love it if someone on here could maybe try and cheer me up a bit. It doesn't have to be perfect, I just enjoy the sentiment.

>>22945649
Aw anon. I can try and record something for you.

>>22945649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hRiHTk772Z

>>22945575
What the fucks, all of them?

>>22945575
>>22945691
You are in the wrong thread. Please take your shitposting to MSA

Hey I'm the guy that wrote the two short succubus transformation scripts in the last thread.
I figure I should reestablish by dumping those since I don't have a handle yet and I'm gonna try writing some more things.

http://pastebin.com/hGTwBaYV
http://pastebin.com/EBpfWyqu

>>22945905
Do you like the show Arrested Development?

>>22945649
Holy shit bro, that's like something out of a movie.
>guy is courageous and asks out girl
>they talk, he's enjoying things
>he creeps her out so she lies and says...
>that she's a lesbian.

Truth is most girl's now-a-days are bi-sexual, not true full bore lesbian. Most of your bull dyke lesbians are feminists, and you can pick them out easily enough.

My guess is you're a semi-good looking guy, probably straight, shy af, and dress like your momma dresses you and white as Casper the fucking ghost.

You want pussy? Here is IX's tried and true recipe for success. Use it, don't use it, believe it, don't believe it...point is it works. So it's fucking up to you. If you're tired of not getting laid, you're lonely, here you go. Also, I may never post this again. Also, I should copyright this.
And BTW-will a femanon please record my advice to this young lad? We need to pull him out of fucking the rut he is in here. And I'm going to fucking help his ass.

Starters: If by chance you are ugly or un-attractive or fat. STOP READING. Go to the gym and get a decent body. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A DECENT BODY or are ATTRACTIVE- (or both) continue reading

Dress fucking nice, don't be a pleb. ;)

CAUTION: Use this at your workplace at your own risk. After you've fucked half the first floor word will spread quickly. My advice, don't screw around too much at work. Fuck one or two maybe, and that's it. You've been warned.

Step#1-You have to be fast. Hit them up quick. Use body language that shows you're confident, and in charge. Puff your chest out, stand tall, and get close to them. Fucking smile. Be like "What-SUP? Well my day just got a lot brighter... I've never seen you around here, what's your name?" Fucking direct.

Step #2-Immediately go for the number. "Damn girl, you are SO fun to talk to. Hey, hook me up with your number, we need to go out sometime."

Right here. This is where you know if you got her or not. And that took what, all of 2-3 minutes?

>>22946093

Yeah, who doesn't?

>>22946104
I can't watch it without people. It's kind of ridiculous. Anyways, for some reason Tobias is in my brain. For your handle I mean.

VK, I have an idea for a script. It would involve two performers, but I don't know much about the audio programs. Would you be able to make the final edit or help me do it?

>>22946124

Haha, I don't know. I don't feel I'd be able to watch it without sweating like I secretly write messed up porn junk. I'm kind of an anxious guy I guess.

>>22946098
IF she gives you those digits, there is a 9/10 chance you got this. If she doesn't-then move on to the next chick. Rinse, repeat.

As soon as you have her number, or kik or wut-evs, tell her this "allright babygirl, I'll hit you up sometime soon." And smile big. Put your arm around her waist, lean in just a little and give her a nice, short, tight hug.

Say "Damn-you smell so good. I'll be calling you..." Smile, and walk off. Like, leave the club altogether. This does several things: Lets her know you're not desperate, let's her know you're not a player cuz you just walked out of the club or office (if at work) w/e, and establishes the most important element for sex, the initial physical contact (the tight hug).

Step #3-texting her, calling her, setting up the date.

Don't text or call her until the next day. Be like "hey, angel, this is "IX" from the club last night. I bet you lost 30 lbs last night because you was running through my head all damn night!" Anways, setup the date for that evening.

Take her to a nice fucking dinner (atleast $70-$100) A movie, fucking minature golf-w/e.

NOW-for the final piece. Increase the touching. Start with her knee and leg. On the drive to the date, let your hand rest on her knee. Touch her lightly and playfully throughout the whole date. Keep increasing it. Move to hugs during the date. Take her hand into yours. Hold her. By the time you get back to the care when you're deciding to take her to your place or hers or end the date... ;)

>>22946141
It depends on whether or not I like the script, really, So maybe.

>>22946160
Now put your hand on her legs in the car...start slowly slipping them higher and higher...
Use your imagination for the rest. By this point, she'll either want it or not. If not, tell her the date was great, never text her again, and go back to the club. Rinse repeat.

I always get Pussy within 48 hours of initial contact by doing the above.

The secret: Girls WANT YOU, the guy, to do all the hard work, make the moves. Trust me, they want to fuck just as bad as you, but they want a man and not a scared little boy making these moves on them. Be confident.

Now, go out there and get some pussy.

;)

>>22946173
Let me get the first draft finished.

>>22946156
Hm.
Two-Socks ( from that kevin costner movie)
Piglet
Rabbit ( those both might be taken though)
Skeeter

>>22946214

Sock?
I was originally thinking Ripple because that's one of the most perverse comics I own.

>>22946228
Two Socks is the wolf from dances with wolves.

Ripple works.

Still needing a final FSA babe for my doggy collab. The girl will be voicing #2. #1 is already taken.

I will mix the voices myself, just send me your audio to my email (which I'll give you once you're ready for it).

C'mon, been asking for this for 2 threads now! hooook me uppppppp
;)

Here's the script:

http://pastebin.com/KpK6eEVC

(PS. this never been done before to the best of my knowledge. FFB that is)

>>22946234

Oh I wasn't questioning it I was just making it one sock.
I guess I could go with Coop as well after Dave Cooper who did Ripple but I'm also now like what if I ruin the name Coop for someone.

>>22946252
Ah. Then I like Sock best.

>>22946259

I guess I'll go with Sock then.

>>22946093
>>22946104
>>22946124
>>22946156
>>22946214
>>22946228
>>22946234
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>>22946259

OMFG plz gtfo. STFU already. Fucking retards.

>>22946276
Shut the fuck up.

>>22945686
Just curious, are you still considering this?
>never really got a reply [..] ignored me soon after
I don't mind, just admiring the irony.

>>22946098
I'm a depressed anon with social anxiety. I don't work, I barely even leave the house except for therapies. I don't meet women, and if I did my social anxiety and depression would prevent me from talking with them.
>>22946180
>Be confident.
"If you're not confident enough, just be more confident." Again, social anxiety, depression.

>>22946280
> Again, social anxiety, depression.

Man I know, and at this point I'll just be honest with you, ok? Your ONLY chance of getting laid is with prostitutes or escorts or massage parlors.

I mean, you're just going to have to grow a set and go out there and follow my steps. I mean, have your nuts even dropped? I'm fucking depressed half the time too, but I still manned up.

Quit being a little bitch! Go out there and JUST FUCKING DO IT!! I don't want to hear your excuses. If you want it, go do it. Otherwise, you're never getting any. Truth.

>>22946280
Yes I am! Sorry, I've been binge watching the office. Actually about to head to my room and record for you :)

>>22946277

<3

>>22946265
Woot. But do what you want. It's your name.
>>22946276
High praise to annoy you. I consider that a compliment. Thank you.

>>22946316
<3
>>22946341
Lmao
>>22946280
I'm sorry this is terrible
http://chirb.it/7fqg4z

My email: [email protected]

>>22946298
Thanks :3
You are forgiven, the Office is great.

>>22946291
Dude, I am not "feeling sad" depressed. I am admitted in a clinic for my social anxiety where now my clinical depression has been diagnosed (again). I did man up, and that didn't turn out great. I tried to keep "manning up" and that eventually led me to my depression. I can't just get over it. I'm going to stop paying attention to you know, I don't mind bumping the thread, but this is just dumb.

>>22945649
I am not even at home and I did this for you anyway.
Sorry it's kind of trash, but everything I have to say is sincere.
http://chirb.it/89n4rB

You are going to be fine.

>>22946370

And that's how you deal with Ix.

> Ignore

Good on you for getting help for your depression. I've known too many who suffer in silence and eventually lose the fight one way or another.

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>>22946370
>I did man up , I tried to keep "manning up"

You get knocked down a million times you get back up bro.

Anyways, I'm done to. I tried to help you, but it's obvious you don't want help. You enjoy not getting any, so you can whine about it to us and secretly, to yourself.

I can't help that your last chick ended up being a lesbian. What, you think the divine fates will just deliver a girl to you? I don't know man, hey, it's your world, don't mind me.

Hey, everybody. I made an SPH script centered around the idea of waking up to find Santa Claus' daughter putting presents under your tree now that she's finally an adult and being allowed to deliver gifts solo. If anyone could do this, I'd appreciate it.

http://pastebin.com/UaL3B5Ms

>>22945649
>>22946370
>>22946098
Not to be an asshole but why post this here? It shits up the thread. If you met her on soc, this just comes across as passive aggressive because she is not interested in you.

Just make a request and leave out the unnecessary pity rant.

>>22946893
>I'm sad, cheer me up please
>I'm depressed and feel like shit and this stuff is making me feel like I'm a lesser human being

Posting the first one gets me stuff like IX said, which does not help. Posting the second one makes people see the situation I'm in and makes them able to directly talk about my experiences instead of going "chin up, sad fuck".

I don't want to get pity, I just want some comfort, admittedly from women, hence this thread, so I don't feel all alone and unloved.

Oh yeah, I'm not passive aggressive about the girl, I'm just at a loss, because either option I have concerning her makes me feel even worse than I already do.

>>22947008
Best option: Move forward, and hope that at some point you're over the romantic feels enough that you can appreciate friendship with her.

In the meantime, find some good music to listen to, cry it out if you need to, find an exciting movie or TV show to watch or something. Just do the things you enjoy. Even little things.

I'm sorry you're depressed. Bad shit happens sometimes. All you can do is keep moving forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3IrqUpm9U

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Just Fuck Me

Just fuck me, for fucks sake

Pull my hair. Squeeze my tits. Choke me. Strip off my clothes, pin me down, and fuck me.

Use those handcuffs. Blindfold me. Make me beg for it. Shove your cock down my throat.

Make me deepthroat every inch of your dick. Fuck my face. Cum all in my mouth and make me swallow.

Slap my face. Grab my hips tight and rough. Leave bruises. Make me scream. Bite me, hard.

Push my face down in the sheets from behind and slam into me balls deep.

Put your hand over my mouth so I can't scream and fucking pound me. Nail me to the bed.

Pin me down, make me take it. Get frustrated with me fighting against you and take it out on me.

Slam me into a wall. Tell me how I'm going to take it, and I'm going to like it.

Hiss in my ear that I'm a bad girl that needs to be fucked. Spank me.

Kiss me until my lips are swollen. Bite my bottom lip. Make me moan.

Don't stop fucking me until I cum. Slam into me as hard as you can.

Slap my ass, hard. Leave handprints. Tell me it's yours and I'm going to remember it whenever I sit down.

Make me feel deliciously out of control and dominate me. Take advantage of me.

Spread my legs and tell me that only sluts drop their panties and bend over like that.

Fuck me until my hair is messy and I'm sweaty and sore and out of breath. Then keep going.

Use me to get off. Stuff me full of your hard cock and fill me up with a big load of hot cum.

Please, just fuck me.

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FSA's Authors*
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AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics

*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )

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Well, I'm out.

STAY BUMPED

NIGHT CREW! REPORT!

Bump. The above talk fucked the thread.

>>22946280
This may sound weird, but virtual reality is now a billion dollar industry with companies like Facebook, Microsoft, and Sony all taking part. It's mainstream, and companies and programmers of all kinds are getting involved. Haptic feedback on the Steam Controller is actually working, or at least not crashing and burning. Someday soon, you may be able to talk with women both real and virtual at your own pace, from the comfort of your own home. Don't lose hope.

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Harley Here!

These were posted towards the very end of last thread.

>>>22922835
Brides Dressing Room
[lesbian, slight femdom, slight nsfw]
http://chirb.it/yE0sMx

>>>22936320
Lich
[female lich surprise, femdom, for science? nsfw]
http://chirb.it/NeIvn5
(hopefully the voice change/sound effects are okay?)

Bonus:
Big Sister JOI
[incest, JOI, big sis/little bro]
http://chirb.it/kNnC6m


And then there is this. A long winded hiatus explanation (The original was 15min long). I'll still be lurking. I plan to do a porn commentary, the drowning in pussy juices, and the Harley script within the next week.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itzF0QnyQR

I love you 4chaners, lurkers, posters, and performers. <3

>>22946098

Telling lads that have little or no success with women to be pick up artists is a fucked up thing to do.
The fact that you feel it necessary to brag about your sexual conquests and that you into 'doggy' stuff makes me wonder if you've ever been in a meaningful relationship yourself.

>>22946356
>>22946397
Bumping this thread because of these awesome ladies and as an apology for shitposting yesterday. Thank you both for recording that stuff, it really cheered me up.

As for a request: Rock/metal chick wants to fuck and I have no say in it. I'm not exactly against it, just very taken aback and passive. First non-emo request, so forgive me for the shitty prompt.

I suppose my previous request still stands as well, despite of, no, because of the fact that it did actually help.
>>22945649

>>22949252

You're responding to Ix. This is not proper protocol.

Proper protocol is

> Ignore Ix.

You can't fix what is flawed by design.

>>22943834
What program could I use on a mobile device?

Pip update (Pipdate, if you will) please?

>>22949437
Chirbit or clypit

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Good morning, thread

Let' have a better day today. Less feels and more feeling up, would be good.

I am about to disappear for 6 hours. I hope I survive it.

First go at this kind of thing so be gentle..... Or rough. I like it both ways~

New girl questions
https://clyp.it/vldojshg

>>22949864
Welcome! You have a lovely voice for recording. I think you will definitely have a few fans on here

>>22949944
Awe shucks, well aren't you sweet.

>>22949948
As Goofy would say, "Well jeez, um, golly, um gawsh!"

When you post new recordings it's useful to sign your name so people can quickly know who it's by.

>>22949971
Thanks for the tip love c:

>>22949864
I Kahlua's free as a name.

Welcome. To this anon atleast, antipodean girls, especially ones as sexy sounding as yourself, so yeah. A very warm welcome to you. :)

>>22949864
Welcome, Kahlua, and thanks for the recording! You've got a lovely voice, and your answers are quite intriguing...if you ever feel like giving us more detail about you and your boyfriend's sister, I'd love to hear it. That sort of pairing hits on more than a few of my own kinks!

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Requesting a domme reading unrealistic erotica and getting annoyed at how blatantly wrong everything is. Then ending the audio when she's so fed up she leaves to fuck her sub and blow off some steam. Which is ironically pretty unrealistic itself, given how much preparation there is for most scenes. Link related, because image resolution was too big: http ://i.imgur.com/08ZoN6Q.jpg

Pic unrelated, but is a funny manga.

>>22949252
Pick up Artist?? Nah. That's how you get laid and fast. I'm not a pick up artist. I'm not PC. I tell this kid the truth and from that I found out exactly why he's not getting laid. I wish him the best, I just hope he follows my golden path to success before it eats him alive.

And wtf does my kinks have to do with a meaningful relationship? First, you're kink shaming and second, FYI in a current long lasting realationship. Granted we have had our problems, but name one that hasn't.

Your analysis is flawed.

PS-sometimes the truth hurts, but someone needed to wake that kid up.

>>22949864
Welcome! Great to hear such a nice sounding Aussie accent :)

>>22945649
>>22946280
>I'm a depressed anon with social anxiety. I don't work, I barely even leave the house except for therapies. I don't meet women, and if I did my social anxiety and depression would prevent me from talking with them.
>>22946370

The above quote is the problem. You're in absolutely no state of mind to handle a relationship right now. Work on yourself, fix yourself, put your life together a little bit.

Ideally go out, join a club, join a volunteer group, one ideally that isn't 90% dudes. Make yourself interact with other people irl, and eventually, over time you'll get a bit better with the anxiety (and women in general).

None of this will be easy, especially early on for you. Honestly you might absolutely hate it, but stick with it...since really...has your current setup done you any good?

As for the online-dating, messaging maybe 1 person on soc. It's a numbers game when it comes to people, not just women. Meet 10 people, maybe what...1 will have shared interests/values to be friends. Meet 50, maybe one you can get close with. It's nothing personal, it's just how things are. You're not horribly broken, you just haven't rolled the dice the right way yet.

Again, back to the above thing 'fix yourself', right now the best thing you could do is to find a way to build up selfesteem/confidence. Get a productive hobby or interest (not fucking games/anime/tv), and learn it. Maybe that's the thing you end up using to meet people irl.

When depressed, it is really really easy for your brain to fixate on things that aren't the true problem (ie; you're fixating on women). Remind yourself that it's just brain chemicals fucking you up. Depression is an illness, just like a cold. You don't hate yourself if you come down with a bad bout of a cold do you?

Ok, I typed waaaay too much but hopefully some of this is useful.

>>22949864
Welcome!

>>22949874
Not sure if i did cross thread correctly. Fellow first time poster here :).

>>22950069
Oh my you must be a rolling pin, because that was some master levels of flattery~ I never knew my Aussie accent was prominent. I always thought I sounded American haha.
>>22950078
Thank you love, I'm glad I spiked some interest with you, I'd be glad to elaborate sometime for you
>>22950166
This warm welcoming is just so sweet, thank you <3

On a side note. The grinch is my favourite character of all time so I thought I'd do a little snippet from'how the grinch stole Christmas' by dr. Seuss.
https://clyp.it/mtnysg3a

If there are any scripts you'd like me to try please do share them with me. Kinky, lewd and nsfw are accepted
~kahlua

>>22950207
Welcome to you too then haha, you've got a lovely smooth voice. Keep it up~

>>22950214
>Kinky, lewd and nsfw are accepted

Ohhh, you have a really nice voice! Welcome. You keep saying that you're ok with 'kinky' but err...could you elaborate on that? Keep in mind some of us have scripts that aren't kinky in the 'rope, spanking' way but in;

>being gangraped by dogs
>fucking a t-ball team of preteen boys
>turning into a blueberry
>being a giant goddess massacring hundreds of men
>scat, watersports, snuff, etc. etc. etc.

So yea, more details on your kinks will help us request things you'd be into.

>>22950221
I shall do my best, you do the same!

>>22950254
I'm 100% okay with it all! Haha, Im happy to do the weirdest scripts I'm given.

>>22950263
My best? Honey I'll do better, if that's even possible haha. Good luck, I'd love to hear more from you

>>22950275
I've got a few up in the other thread. I'm heading out to work in a bit. I'll be checking it all day though!

For some reason that reminded me of the line from The Rock.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZLr2bB63wX

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This is L giving a little Christmas spirit to the thread. I'll be happy to do requests today I also love answering questions and going on rambles so ask away

http://chirb.it/qd3JAr

>>22950307
I-I'll admit I already listened to them
See now if I were to go home and fuck the prom queen, I may as well be fingering myself. (Oh John mason, I completely forgot about that movie!)

>>22950308

What's up L, how have you been?

>>22950383
Really busy. But pretty decent

>>22950275
> Im happy to do the weirdest scripts I'm given.

I take that as a challenge. Especially because I'm one twisted little perv. Once I finish up this one script challenge, I'll be jumping back to my go-to corruption topic, incest.

>>22950308
What do you want for Christmas love?

>>22950392
Hit me with your best shot~ I'm a big girl now, I can handle it

>>22950397
http://chirb.it/xvOGPh :)

>>22950365
I thought about that in the shower actually. I could say "i'll be your prom queen tonight" but that would be me volunteering myself for a pegging hmm... Lol

>>22949864
Would you be willing to do the Arousal Description Challenge? >>22944027

>>22950447
>I want a boyfriends for Christmas

How nice, I always ask for a girlfriend for Christmas. M-maybe we could be each others gifts.

>>22950458
As long as you keep me warm haha

>>22950468

That would be the least I could do.
I also have 2 old cats if that helps.

>>22950476
Yayy I absolutely love animals

>>22950308
Sing a few bars of a Christmas song, like "All I Want For Christmas Is You."

>>22950448
Nothing wrong with a little pegging, I'd go softly and sweetly for you. ;3

>>22950451
There's one itty bitty problem. I can not talk when I'm masturbating, I'm a rowdy little thing. My moans are... Intense. To Say the least, so talking is a tad bit hard.

>>22950426
Of course you're a big girl. I'll probably be writing more for the little girl side of you. At least initially. Got just the scenario too.

>>22950307
This is FSA not MSA, please don't do that again. Thanks.
>>22950308
Hello L! Glad you're sticking around! I always enjoy new recorders!


Any requests before I decide to day drink?

>>22950496
It would still work, I would think start the recording before you start playing, give us some detailed description then let us hear you get rowdy. Dirty talk is always appreciated, even if it is just a foul word repeated over and over, but moans are just as good.
Basically I just want to hear that sexy voice of yours cumming!

>>22950506
Could we hear a ramble on anal play?

>>22950524
Here ya go. I hope you like it :3

Ramble about anal
http://chirb.it/hm077n

>>22950308
Happy Merry, L. How about some questions for you to ponder and respond to:
--What's the one holiday memory you find yourself returning to the most often?
--What's the most romantic gesture you've ever witnessed in person (either done to/for you or someone else nearby)?
--Who is the one person in your life right now that you wouldn't mind (or would really love) to walk in on you while you masturbated?

>>22950492
Just woke up so it's a bit rough. But good song. http://chirb.it/JJkhDt
>>22950506
Thanks!
>>22950521
Sure thing
http://chirb.it/sMmysv

>>22950561
>>22950563
This is for you. The post deleted haha

>>22950550
Wow!
Any chance I can talk you into combiningvyour passion for anal with the Arousal Description Challenge?

>>22950513
First part, the explaining, I tried to keep my hands out of my panties for this part
1/2 masturbation explanation
https://clyp.it/5zavyyrx

>>22950585
What is that?

>>22950607
See:>>22944027

>>22950595
Part 2! Yes please.

>>22950621
Oh okay! I'll have to do that when I come home

>>22950563

There is nothing shameful about masturbation really.
Getting to know your own body is very important, since it gives confidence and helps developing a positive body image.

>>22950550

Such enthusiasm, wow. Just wow.

>>22950568
Thanks L! I really enjoyed your responses. I know I can't tell you how to feel about something, but I hope you find a way not to be so embarrassed or disappointed in yourself that you "have" to masturbate. Everyone does it, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and it's probably something you'll still be doing once you've found someone else to give you pleasure. Maybe even WITH that person, if you're lucky. Might as well get good at it now, right?

As for a follow-up...tell us something about your current crush. Nothing too identifiable, necessarily. Just how you know him, what you like about him, and how your affection for him grew.

>>22950655
Ok thanks, ass hole.

>>22950663
http://chirb.it/AyKHzx
>>22950655
That's just my view on it :)

I wrote a goofy little Christmas thing about fucking Santa Claus.
Feedback always welcome!

http://pastebin.com/fL3NuDDv

>>22950628
I managed to really bite my tongue and talk! I'm so proud of myself (jeez I'm sounding cocky haha) I had to edit it down a bit as it was mostly just breathy moans and mumbles but here's the best of it
2/2 masturbation demonstration
https://clyp.it/vfoyuj0r
~kahlua

>>22950729
I would have preferred the uncut version, I think.
Please, I want to hear more about your wet little pussy. I really enjoy a wet pussy and damp panties are one of my favorites.

>>22950676

I wasn´t being sarcastic or negative.
You talk vividly about what you enjoy, and I can only praise you for that.

>>22950774
Sounds rude.

>>22949455
Haha, I've been wounded by the world and will visit a doctor soon, currently resting a bit!

>>22950717
A crush who doesn't really know you that well? Oh yeah, we've definitely all been there. Thanks for answering!

>>22950788
What I nd of wound?

>>22950845
Kind*

>>22950845
Ah nothing too tragic, don't worry :) Just taking up my time is all.

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>>22950870
>>22950788

>>22950563
Thanks! That was really good actually, especially for early in the morning!

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>>22950870

Get well soon Pippers.

anyone have any good hands free orgasm stuff?

>>22950972
Thank you
>>22950842
No problem

>>22951031
Yr welcome. Another question: You've mentioned you're a virgin; just how much experience do you have sexually?

>>22950870
I hope you feel better soon, Pip!

Hey everyone, i love FSA, and i thought what would be better than waking up to a girls cute voice? So i dont have any script, but i think you might like the thing. If any of you FSA girls would make an alarm sound, that would be awesome. Something like: "hey anon... Wake up. Its time to do something productive. Heeeeeey.... WAKE UP!" so what you think?

>>22949752
VK, you are overdue. Have you suvived 'it'?

>>22951340
Oh I like this idea. There could be a whole series of ring tones.

"Hey there, you have a call. It could be someone sexy, maybe me."

"Sir, you have an incoming phone call"

"Oh! Don't forget you have that thing to do"

>>22951348
>Have you suvived 'it'?
Barely, and I'm tired, but my heart is warmed to see such good activity on the thread.

>>22950788
>>22950870
Love you pip. I hope you feel better soon.

Dear "Nice Guys,"

It may be fairly early to make a New Year's resolution, but I am ready for a change and you should be too. I promise that I will be better to myself. So often we look past ourselves and our own needs. I am a people person, I absolutely adore others. Ever since I was little, I wanted to help others. So as I grew older, I did just that. I did whatever I could to make others happy. Seeing others happy is what made me happy. I believe somewhere in the midst of trying to make others happy I lost a part of myself. I allowed others to take advantage of me and my willingness to make everyone else happy. But I now promise to myself that I will no longer allow someone else to define my happiness. This school year has been a year of change and I am so much better because of it. I have made so many positive changes in my life and I have been so happy because of it. I never realized how good it felt to do something for yourself. But as anything in life goes, I need to do better and acknowledge my own self worth. We all need to realize our full potentials. I am still so happy that I do not have to put down or use others in order to feel better about myself. I am not sure if we will ever fully comprehend why hurting others makes some people feel better or give them some sort of high.

>>22952128
We deserve better than to be used by someone who does not care about us. It is a shame that someone can take advantage of the fact that you want to make everyone else happy. So I urge you to also make a promise to yourself to be better. Make positive changes in your life that are only for yourself. This may be that one and only time that we are okay with being a bit selfish, as hard as it may be. You deserve so much, you should get props that you do not need to knock others down to make yourself better. Simply, already know that every person deserves to be happy. Continue to be that light in others' lives and put a smile on others' faces. But know that you deserve to smile too! No person should be taken advantage of under any circumstances. And always reminding yourself and others that it is not about who comes out on top in the end, but how you got there. Smile because you are stronger now and you not only survived, but thrived. You may still continue to be there in a time of need for those that hurt you, because perhaps one day their eyes will open. They may realize that they want to be more like you and you will always be that person for them!

Promise yourself that you can always do better!

Love always,

The "nice girl"

>>22951212
http://chirb.it/kskazc

I'd love any more requests or questions

>>22952272

Sounds like you need a guy to sweep you off your feet.
A very understandable fantasy in your situation.

>>22945207

Bumping this request please

>>22952272
Hopefully hanging around here and opening yourself up to recording will help you practice getting out of your shell. Things will happen in time.

Next question, then: What would you want your first few sexual/romantic experiences to be like? What do you hope to experience in, say, the upcoming year as far as that's concerned? (Don't worry, this isn't a resolution or anything.)

>>22952272
L, I am working on the first diary entry for you. It's kinda long... I'm trying to estsblish characters and what not. Not too sexy yet but I'm thinking of a spicy ending.
~AuralSexFan

>>22952272
(Minimally Invasive) QUESTIONS CHALLENGE (2)

What is your most embarrassing moment ever?

This-or-that: You have only five words for each of the following: Describe your ideal sexual partner. Describe what makes you a good lover. Describe yourself. Describe a mind-blowing sexual encounter you've had.

You wake up, tied to your bed, a hitachi strapped to your thigh aimed at your clit. How long show it stay on?

What works of art or literature turn you on?

What's a question you wish someone had asked you and what is its answer?

>>22952329
I do
>>22952384
Here http://chirb.it/xwFmL9
>>22952443
Thanks that sounds great. I'll try out the email again but I'm very technically challenged
>>22952497
http://chirb.it/gOAFf3

Re-requesting a college aged Tomoko from Watamote finding out she's really popular on the internet somehow, and becoming so aroused at the idea of being popular that she masturbates herself to completion. Tomoko deserves to be happy.

>>22952556
I'm going to challenge you. You say that you're after this 10/10 guy, who in your mind seems to fit every criteria you're looking for. You say that you pull back your emotions when you get close to someone, and that you're comfortable being beat on mentally. Tell me this, if you're ok with being rejected, abused, slammed, and left feeling lonely (which I think is bullshit), then why don't you swallow your fear and tell that guy at school that you want to take your relationship to the next level?

You sit here bored and lonely, with an option to possibly get out of this mess, and you waste it away for fear of what? Rejection?

I don't get it L. Get out there and get him. Not trying to beat on you, but get up and go get him.

>>22952556

You are a fantasy L.
What I wouldn't give to meet someone just like you.
You give me a lot of hope, and I thank you for that.

>>22952625
I have an immense fear of rejection. And I'm happy with having him as my friend. But I could be happier. I'll just keep being nice to him hoping he magically notices I like him lol
>>22952649
No problem. I'm glad I can help

>>22952674
I thought this would be your answer. You're kinda trapped in a spot where you have little money to go do things (lol college) and you're not bold enough to just tell him how you feel. Is there any way to up your income so that you could invite him on more occasions to spend time together? if nothing else, it might help with your loneliness and boredom, even if it doesn't solve that heart problem.

>>22952699
I don't have to pay to do stuff there's plenty of stuff to do at college. We do plenty together. Just in a group. I've only known him for a couple weeks or so maybe he'll ask me out if we get more comfortable

>>22952725

He would be mad not to ask you out at some point.
If your looks are anywhere near what your personality is like, you're a real catch.

>>22952749
Nahh I have a bland personality. Nothing special

>>22952760

The people I meet on a daily basis are bland.
You've been the most interesting person I've interacted with in a long time.
You really shouldn't talk yourself down so much.

>>22952789
Thanks I guess haha

ZANTOSA WHATS YOUR EMAIL I WANNA HAVE LESBIAN SKYPE SEX EITH YOU

>>22952807
Can I listen in? Something tells me one of you will awkwardly fart, and I don't want to miss it.

>>22952817
P sure me and can are too professional for that
~ mittens

>>22950595
KAHLUA!
Fuckng finally. So glad to hear you do kinky scripts and down for whatever ;)
In the below script , I need you to please voice girl #2. If you don't mind.
This is a collab script for a k9 three some.
You just follow the script, voicing girl #2, and then send me your recording by posting it here or emailing me. My email is:
[email protected]

I forgot to mention, a doggy FFb audio has never been done, so you'll be making kink history ;)

The script:
http://pastebin.com/KpK6eEVC

Fantastic voice you have, btw.

>>22952837
>tfw she's drunk on Saturday night again.

>>22951409
Hope you're doing ok bro.

>>22953390
because being drunk on the weekend is so strange, right?

>>22950729
>>22950595
you sound great!

So I kinda revised my prompt here. It's now Christmas specific!

It's frozen outside. Freezing winter nights, icy days covered in snow. It's your first Christmas together and (amongst a bunch of other nice things you wanted this year) your boyfriend's includes a luxurious, beautiful fur coat... and you know he's got a fur fetish. "Merry Christmas, my love".
How do you respond?

>>22953804
Awww thank you love! I appreciate it

>>22953374
Oh thank you! I'd be happy to do it I'll try and get it done tonight

It's too late to be on page 8.

>>22955349
Hey that rhymed

>>22955356
Hey Kahlua, can you give this script a read? Hopefully it's something that you like.
pastebin.com/7yGU3tcR

>>22955356
are you australian or what, you sounds like a weird mix of australian and something else

>>22955620
I'm Australian and French
>>22955608
Oh that's a fine little script, am I allowed to change a few words when I read them though? I'll make sure to do this one for you

>>22955633
Of course! Feel free to change it to whatever sounds best.

This isn't really the place for it, but I doubt there's a better place other than making a thread on /g/

What would you guys say is the best desktop mic for around 75-100€

>>22955793

from what I've found the Blue Yeti seems to be the best for that price range, personally I use a blue snowball which is cheaper but still pretty good

>>22950976>>22950893>>22951284>>22951597
You guys are the sweetest <3 Thank you!

>>22954004
>Oh thank you! I'd be happy to do it I'll try and get it done tonight

Thanks kahlua! (Auto correct typed in Kayla lol)
I'd been trying to get that done for 3 threads now. You're a real sweetie, you know that? And if anything like the beverage you're named after-taste great too I'm sure ;)

>>22953413
Nah it was just funny is all. I actually smiled when I seen your incoherent sentence because I knew exactly what was going on. ;)

>>22956242
Oh my, you call me sweet? You're the one being so nice to me~ it's the least I could do

>>22956283
LOL

Hey yall, it's mittens!

I have some cleaning to do today that I should focus on, but I would really like to do some scripts and challenges!
I plan on doing >>22950621
I would also really like to do a lesbian script today, so if any of you guys have some in mind that you'd like me to do, let me know :)

>>22956409
Hi mittens! Thanks for taking requests.

I don't know if this counts as a challenge, but please have a short conversation with a guy about average stuff. The weather, TV, and stuff like that. Get yourself as turned on as possible before hand and masturbate really hard while you're talking, but try to sound as normal as possible. Cum if possible.

This definitely isn't some weird half-reference to a comic by Incase that involves women getting turned on in everyday situations. Noooo ma'am. Definitely not.

Completely original.

>>22956452
Oh so basically a stealth fap? I do that all the time on skype. I always fuck up when I climax though. I can never seem to shut myself up... Should I use my vibrator as well or just use my hand? Vibrator miiight be too intense though.

>>22956511
Exactly! Maybe you could start with your hand, then move to your vibrator near the end? I only meant for you to roleplay it, so it doesn't matter if he hears you.

>>22956609
Right right. Well, I figured I could just play off the sound of my vibrator and lie and say it's something else :p

>>22956658
Lol! That sounds awesome and sexy. Go for it!

>>22956714
Okay! Just gotta clean and make my bed and stuff :3 gotta be good to get bad, right?

>>22950729
Unnngh, god, I finally got to listen to all of this.
Fucking hot, kahlua.
Also, I may or may not have sent you a shout-out on MSA ;)
I have a killer ageplay script I'm writing for you, that your voice would be perfect for.

>>22956283
>Oh my, you call me sweet? You're the one being so nice to me~ it's the least I could do
>>22956683
>>22956776
>Also, I may or may not have sent you a shout-out on MSA ;)

A reminder for the uninformed about how IX likes to behave.
>I really really wish I could say this was an exaggeration...

Ballad of IX
http://pastebin.com/2cGT1TWD

>>22957471
>>22957471
This

>>22957471
>>22957485

And I don't have a ton of time these days, so anyone is free to link that too. Actually it might work best to add on this bit to the top;

----

A friendly reminder for the uninformed about how IX behaves. He may seem nice but he's actually a manipulative sociopath. It is best for both yourself and the thread to ignore both him and his requests.

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>>22949864
Ahh...
I haven't been over here before,
but I followed this >>22957513
breadcrumb trail and ended up listening to your introduction.
Honest to god, I blushed super hard when you mentioned me.
It really caught me by surprise.
Thanks so much for listening, and it's awesome that you're recording! Keep up the good work!

>>22957471
Legit, he's always like that?

>>22957635
:(
>>22957665
Yes, as unbelievable as it seems.

I decided I'm gonna do play with mittens again which is essentially just us playing with ourselves over skype.

>only audio
>free
>must have a mic

I kind of had the preference of us getting to know each other and getting along, but I'm not entirely sure I care anymore. I stopped for a very long time, because I had feelings for someone, but I'm not even sure what he and I are. Kind of just giving up on my feelings so feel free to take advantage.
Email me at [email protected] if you're interested.

>>22957719

That sounds pretty exciting, but I would probably be too shy to try :(

>>22957749
Probably. Nothing to be shy about desu. Just another notch in my audio bed post

>>22957756
>just another notch in my audio bed post

Yeah, I don't think that that would work for me.

>>22957793
Lmfao I don't think that would work for me either if you can't take a joke, my friend.

>>22957719
ayy gimme dem titties

>>22957941
Ayyyy

>>22957945
i'll take that as a maybe

>>22957719
tell me about him, why does he wear the mask

>>22957719

Gentlemen and any ladies interested, seriously, just take advantage of Mittens offering PWM. It's good fun.

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Hello FSA, in 2 days I have a very important medical appointment that won't go well, I can't stop thinking about it and feel kind of down because of that.
So my request is a simple cuddle, sweetness and tenderness improv or script, with a bit of relaxation, reassurance and some kissing too.

Thanks in advance, also I'm off to sleep so I won't be back until tomorrow so sorry if I don't respond right away.

>>22958219
I know you want a female recording, but I just want to wish you the best. I genuinely hope that it's not as bad as you're expecting. But if it is, we are all here for you ;(

Best wishes...

>>22958569
This is just great. It's a shame you only contribute on Reddit though. I wouldn't be able to figure out that site if my life depended on it

>>22958598

FSA/MSA like lots of chatting/talking about themselves/etc from posters. Reddit is more 'make something, post, maybe reply to comments, then post again in a week.'

When I have time I post scripts here, although these days I'm honestly sitting on a bunch of mom/son, beast, etc scripts that I refuse to finish and post since IX may a) get enjoyment out of recordings of them and b) follow up comments on audios with 'hey you like ___, you should do this of mine...'

>I'm 100% posting a 'raped by santa' script soon though

>>22958645
Gah, I don't like rape since I was a victim of that. But it's cool that you try to post scripts here when you can!

>>22958664

Yea, that's perfectly understandable. The only other good holiday script idea I had was a mary/god one but I couldn't find a way to do it right, outside of say...a sunday school teacher teaching the secret bible story. Anyway, I'm going for tonight, dumping a few holiday themed scripts though to be productive;

Wincest - Dick Cookies and Brother's Frosting (incest, bro/sis)
http://pastebin.com/fc9JSQvs

Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)
http://pastebin.com/5WZ9NJEF

Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)[GWA edit]
http://pastebin.com/TQTKRtwv
>note: this has the explicit ageplay removed

Script - Gingerbread-Person 'EAT ME!' (fantasy, foot fetish?, vore?, snuff, foodplay?, raceplay?, species-play?)
http://pastebin.com/2t6sxEZF

Hey :) I hope I'm doing this right but I'm looking to be a girl here so I've done the new girl questions and here's the link. Hope you like it. :)
-Christie
http://chirb.it/DzfEkc

>>22959121

Welcome, Christie! You have a very lovely voice, which goes well with an openness and eagerness to record here. Everyone has their own personal experiences and ambitions for their sex lives, of course, and it's good to hear you're so comfortable with where yours is and has been. I'm sure you'll do great here!

>>22959287
Thank you :) I hoped I wasn't too awkward but I try to be as open as I can :)

>>22959121
Welcome, Christie, you sound like a great addition to our cast of cuties.

>>22957719
I haven't done this, but I support it. You should also remember that for a comparable phone sex experience you would be paying $$ per minute.

And as for all this other crap. <sigh> Let's just ignore it and play on. I guess I'll establish at some point.

>>22959307
Thank You :)

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VK Establishing

My Scripts in chronological order
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

FEATURED WORK: FOCUS ON: GEEKY INTERESTS

"Making Sense of Elven Maidens"
[Req-Fil][Man/Elf][Drinking][1st time][Vanilla][Magic][Fantasy][Silly]
An elf and a human who hates elves get drunk at a tavern. What could happen?
http://pastebin.com/8VMj6zMJ

Little Muse
[fantasy][doll][9in. tall girlfriend][toy sex]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 887 (2 parts)
A doll that has become a writers lucky charm 'awakens' and shows him what she can do besides inspire.

"Ming Plays with Aura" by VK
[Mf][Script][F4M][rape][incest][dad/daughter][geeky][Sci-Fi][Flash Gordon]
Emperor Ming the Merciless is going to rape his daughter, Princess Aura, using his ring's "erotomizer" setting to make her crazy-horny.
http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
Line 154 (2 parts)

"Sweet Saffron"
[F4A][MF][Vanilla][Fantasy][Firefly][Sci-Fi] [Saffron]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 822

"Alien Relations"
http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm Line 81
Newly promoted starship captain is introduced to his young alien captive, a girl who is hunted because the females of her species carry with them a scent gland that is a powerful universal aphrodisiac.

"Abandoned Companion" Simulant/Gynoid Script
http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
Line 57

"Catwoman Goes Too Far"
[Batman/Selina][Rough] [semi-consensual]
http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
Line 129

>>22959355
VK, just reading the contents of this post lets me know you're awesome. Would you be willing to do an improv based on Incase's comic "xenobiology," which is kind of the reverse of your idea for an alien with a pheromone scent gland? Instead of turning on humans, just being around a human is enough to turn one of these aliens on. Plus they have cute little tails and long blue tongues.

>>22959667
Thanks! I do try. "Zenobiology" is one of my favorites (been into cartoon erotica forever)and the only INCase comic I like. I am not a performer here, nor do I do anything on MSA for GWA anymore. I do write, so I'll take a look and see what I can come up with.
for a script.

>>22959709

Thank you! That would be incredibly awesome. I'm sorry I confused you with a performer! I somehow missed that literally everything you posted included a pastebin link.

>>22959121
Beautiful voice Christie! And welcome to FSA ;)

>>22960128
Aw thank you

>>22959121
You have a lovely voice, Christie! I look forward to hearing more from you.

>>22960284
Thanks :)

So this is my first official posts as an author(?) here.

http://pastebin.com/ZZ0t5NwF
I wrote this for L, but anyone us free to record it.

I know this isn't the typical script and it is a bit long and not too sexy. Also it has names which is usually avoided, but I think it adds to the story. This is meant to be a first episode so there was alot of character introduction and setup.

Please give me all the feedback you can, either here or [email protected]

~Aural6Fan

>>22960358
Wow this is great. I'm just about to go to bed so I'll try it out tomorrow.

Anyone have tips to reading a script without it sounding like I'm reading it?

>>22959121
Hello, your recording and voice was so sexy. I liked how you refer to it as fucking yourself. I am excited to hear more from you.

>>22960406
Well this one is kinda supposed to would like reading or dictating...

>>22960439
Thank you :)

>>22960448
True. I just need to make sure it doesn't sound too boring or bland. :) I wanna make it exciting. Its a great script

>>22960406
First, it's not reading. You are performing. And there are other tips in our FAQ and our Protips bins>>22944358

>>22960487
Thank you. I was afraid it would sound contrived or long winded.
Please, any criticism would be appreciated. I want to be sure this sounds authentic.

>>22957635
Oh it's my pleasure! I didn't expect you to hear it honestly haha, though I'm happy you gave it a listen <3. Keep up the lovely work

>>22952807
Is this drunk mittens again?
Sorry I missed you, drunk mittens! They released new Path of Exile content so I've been busy.

I just noticed my Chirbit is really close to 100 audios. So here's some things!

>>22947042

Just Fuck Me:
http://chirb.it/cd7401
>>22959355
So, yeah. I really wanted to try being naked and articulate.
http://chirb.it/GAKf2g


If you're reading this, Scratchpad, I'm still working on the lovely
Vicissitude script you wrote for me, but it's going to take some work.

>>22960699
>So, yeah. I really wanted to try being naked and articulate.
Glad I could help with that! That script was a request from a GWA performer that I took so long to do, that she was gone. Luckily there was another "Firefly" fan who jumped on it the minute I posted it.

>>22957513
Oh okay. I guess I shouldn't do his requests? That's a bit disheartening, though I'm glad I was informed. I'd feel bad if I didn't do the dog script for him though, he seemed so excited.

>>22960699
It was drunk mittens but I meant it ;*

>>22960699
No hurry, Zan. Whatever it takes for you to be happy with the outcome.

Finished that other script too. It's...very extreme.

(Scratchpad establishing, too. I'm that new writer, the one who did the Bride's Dressing Room and Park Bench scripts. Hiya.)

>>22960811
Still waiting on a part two <3

>>22960699
How's the new content for Path of Exile? I kinda lost interest a while ago, but maybe some new content will be just what I need.

>>22960845
Might be some time before I get to that one. I still don't know where I want the two characters to be in the second part. Or how much time has passed.

>>22960786
Is mittins going to do the Anal Arousal Description Challenge?

>>22960937
I had a huge family emergency that I just got done dealing with. I'll definitely try to when I can though. Super stressed out right now

>>22960958
Oh, I'm sorry to hear about it. I hope everyone is well.
I look forward to hearing it when you get to it.

Hey, want to read my "script" and offer criticism? >>22960358

>>22960786
I know. But I don't fit your requirements for PWM. I just have my phone and my laptop mic, not a separate mic.
>>22960958
Sorry your day sucked. Hope whatever it is stays taken care of.

>>22960811
I like the word extreme from you.


>>22960859
When was a while ago? I got bored with it a really long time ago (basically beat it and got bored when I ran out of storyline stuff), then fell back into it when they had the league with the corrupted areas. This is my first time playing since then. I'm really liking the talismans, but I haven't gotten to the new storyline stuff yet.

Best thing about talismans- if you don't pick it up fast enough, it can be PICKED UP by a new enemy and used by them and they become the new special talisman foe. Also, some of the new skill gems are neat. I miss the corrupted areas, though. And I should play some more so I can get back to Dialla again, because Dialla is my Wraeclast waifu. Also, they keep adding more inscriptions, like the weathered carving, and Merveil will just keep babbling at you now, like "Hey, come cuddle me, I'm totally not going to eat you."

>>22960728
Thanks. I didn't know I needed that.

>>22961002
Oh damn :(

>>22957513
>Ballad of IX

I'm just a casual here, but that was pretty funny.

If IX was so bad, I wonder what'll happen with X, or XI ?

(Carry on with the good work y'all - Nothing to see here)

>>22961021
Okay, the Roman Numeral thing made me laugh.

>>22960699
>Just Fuck Me:
>http://chirb.it/cd7401
fuckkk that is a good audio. you're good at the sub stuff.

>>22961002
About five months ago, I'd estimate, was the last time I played, assuming I'm remembering right. I definitely don't remember any talisman stuff, but that does all sound pretty good. I never got very far in the story-- only played about 18 hours, just dicked around a lot of the time.

My loli attempt. Let me know if you guys like it and what I need to work on :)
-Christie
http://chirb.it/JPE5qJ

>>22961118
KEK

amazing voice... unfortunately the script isn't nearly fucked up enough for fap material

>>22961118
Fucking nailed it.

>>22961148
Thanks lol sorry I'm easing my way into lewd stuff

>>22961118
Quite a lovely loli voice. I'm sure you'd do a lot of the ageplay scripts justice. (And again, made me laugh.)

>>22961149
wow thank you :)

>>22961155
aw thank you :) I'll try more sometime

>>22961157
No, thank you.

>>22961153
Well of you're searching for ideas, I'd like to hear something about muh benis not fitting

>>22961118
More more more!

>>22961172
I'm not sure I'm ready to improv anything yet... but if you have scripts let me know

>>22961181
It's not loli but if you want to give this a try... Or just any input would be gr8
http://pastebin.com/ZZ0t5NwF

>>22961206
Not her but I think the script is too long. That's going to be like a 20 minute audio.

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this was for my Let's Play channel, but it applies here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQOl8GufRw

>>22961181
LOLI SCRIPT
>*groans* i don't think its gonna fit
>it... it hurts a little
>will it feel better after a while? oh, ok
>you can try to go deeper
>i love you
>do you love me?
>it's starting to feel good. Is it all the way in?
>i feel like i have to pee... just let it go?
>*little loli orgasm*
>i've never felt like that before. It felt really good
>you're going to cum? You mean like... sperm? It's not gonna get me pregnant is it?
>it feels really warm... it's gooey
>did i do good?

Don' be afraid to leave long pauses -- silence is sexy

BTW, this is open to anyone

>>22961498
ok I'll give this a shot. Going to bed for now. Thanks :)

>>22961542
NO. DO IT NOW!

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>>22958245
Thanks, for the support appreciate it.
>>22959121
Sweet voice :) Welcome here.
>>22961370
Hello, sorry to hear about your illness hope you'll get better as for the audio the quality was fine I guess I'm no expert, you have lovely voice so that helped :)

As for the glitch knowing Bethesda I thought dogmeat would actually pick the lock, and talking about bugs, well webm related.

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Soviet establishing, very late to the party I know. I've been very busy, and this coming weekend I'm going to be completely away from internets. So over the next couple days I'm going to try and fill as many requests as possible, any I miss or any people would like me to do please put them in my email, [email protected].

Won't do rape, underage, or beast.
https://www.chirbit.com/Soviet

Working on:
Q&A request
Hate Fuck recording
Pregnancy kink, cum inside request
Cuddle request from the last thread that I was fucking brilliant and forgot to link

Found these, adding them promptly to the list of thing to do.
>>22950083
>>22951340
>>22951404
>>22952497
>>22953844
>>22958219

>>22961711
>wont do rape or underage
into the trash it goes

>>22961498
Haha can't say I didn't try, thought I'd give it a go.
First Loli practice
https://clyp.it/wxx1bifo
~Kahlua

>tfw no cuddle audios in this thread.

feelsbad

>>22961752
Lol... sounds like anime

boner achieved

>>22961769
Awesome sauce, I'll try and practice that voice a bit so I can broaden my script lists. Glad you enjoyed it~ If there's anything else you'd like me to read feel free to send it my way

>>22961784
Will do. And make sure to leave pauses that are a bit longer... it increases the anticipation and makes it seem more natural

>>22961728
Oh, fuck off, entitled beta autistic faggot.

>>22961823
kek

That hurt muh feels, anon

>>22961801
Thanks for the tips! I'll be more concious of my timing

I want to be a Girltoy
by Sketcher

I want to be a Girltoy.

I want to be used and played with, dressed up and made to do whatever you say. Not a woman, not a girl...just a toy, nothing more, nothing less. Fuck me whenever, however you like. But I'm not your bitch, understand that, I'm your Girltoy.
A girltoy should be looked after, treated with care, and loved...but also thoroughly and deeply fucked and played with without any restraint or hesitance.

After all, you treasure and value your favourite toy, while also using the fuck out of it. So, that's what I want you to make me into. Your Girltoy. Your pretty, adorable fuckdoll. Do that, and I promise to be the most obedient, the most loyal, and the most pleasing toy you have ever known. Make me yours...I'm so wet at just the thought of being your toy. Take me.

http://pastebin.com/u/Veide

>>22961759
Well here's this from my phone.
Fuck my brain. Having nightmares when you are in the house alone is the worst.
http://chirb.it/qagGcB

>>22959121

>mfw /fsa/, /hgt/ and /prt/ are pure maiden central.
Life is unfair.

>>22961912
Hey kahlua it's IX. Honestly, doing the doggy script I wanted is of course, totally up to you. Without shitting up the thread, I'll simply state that as you can see, I've made some enemies because I freely state my opinion and don't back down to others. I'd say go with your gut on this, but if you want to listen to them, again that's totally up to you.

Thanks for even considering it! ;)

>>22961263
>>22961206
>>22960358
I reread my script. It is t9o long. I will cut it into at least two recordings. I also found a shit ton of errors I need to fix....

>>22961109
The main plot actually gets way better. If you get bored, check it out.

>>22961084
Thanks. I'm really glad you liked it.

>>22962303
I can't tell whether I should tell you to stick around and talk to the pure maidens now that you found them or to stick around and wait for someone gloriously sexually uninhibited to show up.

>>22962042
I did this because I can't sleep.
http://chirb.it/thC7Mb

>>22960358
>http://pastebin.com/ZZ0t5NwF
Line breaks, dude. This is okay. It will take awhile to record, but it would probably be easier with more line breaks.

>>22962416
Im glad you're handling all the commotion so well, I'll be happy to do the doggy script for you. Though it might take me a little bit longer, it'll either be done tonight or tomorrow

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>>22955608 #
I did the script you requested, sorry for taking forever.
Daddy's cum slut
https://clyp.it/ay0rhzlr

~kahlùa

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Thought I'd collect all my recordings in one thing for any one who missed anything and doesn't want to scroll up.

Luger ramble
https://clyp.it/acik3vzr


New girl questions
https://clyp.it/vldojshg


Grinch quote
https://clyp.it/mtnysg3a


1/2 masturbation explanation
https://clyp.it/5zavyyrx


2/2 masturbation demonstration
https://clyp.it/vfoyuj0r


First Loli practice
https://clyp.it/wxx1bifo


Daddy's cum slut
https://clyp.it/ay0rhzlr

~kahlúa

>>22962437
Sketcher here, thanks for the Girltoy reading it was hot. Many thanks you have a beautiful voice.

>>22962226
Cute, but this spooked me slightly

>>22962451
Thanks Kahlua! It really means slot to me ;) I promise I'm not the bad guy they make me out to be. Once I get Harleys lines in I can mix it up! It's soooo nice to be a part of something original and never done before!
You rock, mate ;)

>>22962613
Amazing kahlua!! Thanks for doing these and being a part of FSA! I don't think I'm alone when I say I'm glad that you're here ;)

BTW -Ollie, Mittens- whoever else- I extend to you a truce. I'm not saying you have to like me, but I'm honestly hoping you'll take me up in it. In return, I'll do my best to avoid pissing you off, and keep my lips sealed concerning performers.

We are shitting up the thread repeatedly, and no one is benefitting from it.

What do you say?

>>22949044
I can't believe I didn't post a reply to these amazing audios! Thanks so much Harley for the content. Great work as usual ;)

>>22962927

What makes this any different from the last half dozen times you promised to behave? You've had your chances.

The fact that you view this is just a couple of people annoyed with you is part of the problem. We're just the ones who are willing to do something about it, instead of 'lets wait and pretend he'll get better' which hasn't worked.

>>22962927
Some friendly advice:

I think people have a lot of problems with you presenting yourself to new girls as their benevolent best friend. They are your 'favorite poster' until something new comes along, or until the don't jump high enough or quick enough when you snap your fingers. But until then you butter them up with 'sweetie' and winks. It comes off as insincere and manipulative to people who have seen that over and over again. Really, it has the subtlety of welcoming someone on their first day in the penitentiary, only for them to discover the true cost of your affection later that night. (your scripts/contact info).

Just be a normal and respectful dude. You don't have to trick and manipulate recorders into doing your stuff. Just, I dunno, be polite and ask. That's how almost everyone else does it.

That said, I do think folks over-react to you, and you've become a bit of a bandwagon punching-bag for the thread at this point.

>>22963183

We've had creepy guys who contactfag the hell out of the threads before. Hell we had one who was 50+ years old and would only post romantic poetry, then try to skypefuck every. single. fsa performer.

The problem with IX is he derails the thread into rants of 'you're just jelly', spams the same fucking request to every new person. Seriously, a girl's first time in the thread and its not 'what are you into? what do you like?' it's him going 'RECORD THIS DOG SCRIPT' or 'RECORD THIS WOMAN/PRETEEN BOY SCRIPT' christ...every time. On top of this, whenever someone asks him to cool it or calls him out on his shit he doesn't say 'oops, sorry, I'll cool it' he drags the thread out into 30+ posts of drama.

Just make REASONABLE requests, compliment posters, don't spam the thread, don't be a dick to other people and keep the focus on the performers who the thread is for. Is it that difficult?

Also for you, Kahlua, and anyone else who is confused and thinks IX is an amazing, nice guy here is a very small selection of some actual unedited (minus some personal information of his) quotes from him;

Actual IX Quotes;
http://pastebin.com/MJSVgaHB

>>22963183
This description is 100% accurate, and this is why no matter how many times IX begs forgiveness I won't care.

It's only a matter of time until someone annoys him and he insults them while bragging about how all the new girls love him, or how many people listen to his audios, or how many people record his scripts.

By doing any of those things you're directly supporting his shitheadedness and feeling of superiority towards other people, especially the girls in this thread who won't do what he wants.

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>>22963284
Luger here, holy shit this pastebin is a fucking goldmine of his glorious autism. Thanks for posting it.

>>22962916
Thank you for the compliments though after reading some of your quotes... I'm a bit well, disappointed. Sadly I'm not going to be doing your script as I've seen that you only give these requests to degrade girls. Not make you feel good. My apologies love, but I'll have to decline thank you again though for all the kind words.

>>22963284
Also, if you want to to add that list: https://fgts.jp/soc/thread/22803974/#22818554

/msa/ from a few weeks ago. I called out some stupid slut, he went full knight in keked armor. It was hilarious.

>>22963284

>Actual IX Quotes;
>http://pastebin.com/MJSVgaHB

...

*HURLspewVOMIT*

Uh. Wait.

*SCHLORPsplat*

OK. I'm done.

*ptoo*

>>22963284
Basically... No one seems like they could actually BE IX. He seems like a parody of a fictional character. Like I literally thought that at first.

And I'm no good at boundaries personally. But seeing people say over and over "your behavior is making me uncomfortable" and then he keeps fucking behaving that way towards those people... That's not cool.

But honestly I think starting shit is his actual fetish, more than the audios. It's some weird negative attention thing, like guys who call call centers and jack off to women being pissed off at them because they can' t hang up.

If you want people to pretend to be pissed at you, you could just ask. If you want someone to give your shit priority consistently, try a paid service.

>>22962303

why? lol

I've said my fill on the recent drama, the last post speaks for itself. If needed I'll relink next thread, and the next, but hopefully not.

Anyway, I have a few x-mas script ideas, but other than the 1 I have almost done I don't know if I'll have time to do full scripts so instead I'll just post them as detailed prompts if anyone wants to take a crack at them as an improv.

5 Christmas-Themed Prompts (age, femdom, religious, public, incest, impreg)
http://pastebin.com/ysT3HypS

>Santa's Logistics Elf Helper
>Sunday School Teacher
>The Wrong Gift
>Mrs Claus
>Mall Santa

>>22963079
>>22963290
>>22963372

Lol! Wow so you actually took the time to not only write a ballad about me but even research and save my past posts. I'm fucking flattered. Also. Totally creeped out. You continue to say I'm the creepy one. Pal, you're in for a rude awakening one day.

Truce fucking rescinded. Hey, I tried. It's you, not me. There's no crime in welcoming new performers and being nice to them. I ask them to do my scripts of course. If I don't ask how will they get done? True, I do repeat it too much, so I'll start just requesting once a thread.

You can keep posting the ballad and my quotes Ollie, but in all honesty it's a stalker type behavior, it's odd, and further shows that you're insanely obsessed with me. Completely and utterly. But keep it up, please. Do it on GWA too. Slowly and surely people will begin to realize you're the one with the problems ;) So Please dig your hole for me.
>>22963315
Wow even Luger is chiming in like a sad dog. What's wrong bitch boy? Still angry I owned that ass? I stand by my comment and he'll yes I white knighted her. Like I said, if (and you wouldn't) you were speaking to a woman like that in public I'd stomp your little ass. That still stands. Why don't you just be a man and apologize to her?

>>22963327
No problem sweetie. I still really enjoy your voice and look forward to more of your work. Sorry you somehow got caught up in all this :(

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>>22963457
Nigger you're getting btfo'd left and right while I'm getting more followers on chirbit each day.

Why don't you go brew some triple X toilet bowl moonshine you trailerpark trash while banging your dog.

>>22963315
>>22963328
>>22963499

lol, I didn't know there was MSA problems too...however, you're going a bit far here. The subject is mostly done, no need to drag the thread out into more of a mess.

>>22963457

I'm done with the drama now. I will say, as someone with a lot of shared kinks...you do realize that beast stuff is usually as popular with women as men (if not MORE popular with women)? There are plenty of places to find people genuinely into it, without needing to use such a public shotgun method.

Hell I've accidentally found out several friends were really really into fantasies of it. Just be a bit smarter about it, and try not to be such a dick.

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>>22963546
Yea, sorry for chirping it out of nowhere. I don't even frequent /fsa/ a whole lot. It was brought to my attention by some of my fangirls who know my disdain for IX.

I've been ignoring him since. I can only recommend the following: Get Firefox/Google Chrome, install Greasemonkey, install 4chanX script. You can hide his uniqueID posts every thread so you won't even notice his shitposting.

BUMP

Just play through....ignore and play through.

>>22963499
First you don't even sound German, more like Scottish. Second, I'm financially secure pleb. But calling me trailer trash is amusing, especially coming from a Pleb ;) Third...
>I'm getting fangirls I'm so awesome

Good! I can't blame a fellow guy wanting e-pussy. You assuming that I haven't already skyped with the same girls is also amusing ;) you're new to 4chan, whereas I've been here 3 years.

The main difference between yourself and I Luger are that I've had my share of real actual Pussy ;) too bad no one likes a skinny racist need IRL tho huh? ;)

>>22963546
Fuck off, don't try to relate to me now. We don't share kinks or anything. Jump off a cliff.

>>22963584
>install 4chanX script
Glad to see you're following your own advice there dip stick

>>22963895
>I'm better than other people because I can manipulate girls into skyping with me
It's incredible that you can't see why everyone hates you.

Dragged to the Club Fantasy

I would love to be dragged to the club in a collar and dog ears, put down on all fours, and hear you tell the others, that me, your little bitch, had been very bad. You didn't want to have to punish me, but I left you no choice. You would tie a gag to me so that anything I said would just come out like a strangled bark. Then, you would whip me and tease me with your cock.
But, before you fucked me, you would trade off with someone else. You’d stare me dead in the eyes as I fucked someone else. You’d call me a nasty bitch for letting someone else fuck me. It doesn't matter that I can't fight him off. It's my fault for making you punish me.

You would direct another man to me, and have him ram me while you hurt me a little more, and a little more. You would have to remind me that it was my fault that we were at this point.
If you felt like the guys were having too much fun, You would get them off of me and stroke my hair for a little bit, pretending that you cared about me. That makes it all the more shocking when you yourself get behind me.
You would make a big show out of putting on a condom. You don't want to get your own daughter pregnant, after all. You would gently caress me, letting you feel a soft sensation again, and then brutally jam your cock into me. The other guys who had me before you would congratulate you on what a prime piece of ass you had at your disposal. You would just laugh them off and comment that the only thing I was good for was fucking.

Anyone want to read For Grace After a Party by Frank O'Hara?

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/for-grace-after-a-party/

Hey everybody, Scratchpad here. I have a new script to share. It's definitely degraded and extreme, and most likely isn't everyone's cup of tea, either as a performer or a listener/reader. Take the content warnings to heart.

Passing the Torch
[extreme, incest, age-difference (not vocalized), molestation, anal, dub-con, implied non-con.]
http://pastebin.com/GcTXXjU5

Also, I want to mention the reason I started to write and post here is because very little gets ME excited like hearing a beautiful woman showing that SHE'S excited by my fantasies and imaginations. Performance or not, if the things I write turn a girl on, to the point of orgasm or not, that's the most gratifying outcome of the writing/listening process for me. Doesn't matter if it's something that I write for someone else or for my own twisted desires. What I'm hoping for most is that my words have that sort of effect on you.

Hope you like the script.

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>>22963938
IX is just Ollie with a worse mouth.

And performers will fucking feed his shitty attitude by skyping with him.

>>22963895
No one fucking cares IX. The only reason people respond to you is that you are literally so detestable that they have to say SOMETHING. Every time you type something out, some small and fluffy thing somewhere drops dead, because you suck the joy and fun out of everything. The few FEW performers we have left find you annoying, and the, what? one? two? that humor you are pathetic. Who could possibly be interested in such a profound waste of space? Why don't they love themselves? Why subject themselves to classic hits like:

"Mittens let Daddy fuck your ass and then cum on your braces. Be a good slut for IX and tell me all about it."

And don't even front me with "Oh its the DD/lg lifestyle you don't understand", I KNOW what I'm about, son. No decent Daddy Dom would confront their little with such a scummy phrase when they were emotionally compromised. The mental health of your sub ALWAYS comes first.

When are you going to leave? Why not make your own thread for your own personal den of autism and profound misunderstanding of the BDSM lifestyle? Why do you continue to take up post counters so that less content can be posted in a given thread?

These questions don't keep me up at night or anything, but ffs just fuck off.

wow... So I take it this IX guy isn't winning any popularity contests atm.

>>22964565
What??
Who are you?
Why is everyone fucking stalking me??
You don't have to say anything, you choose to say it. Can't I just be nice to performers and we all get along?
Fucking stalkers man.

>>22961498
http://chirb.it/gOOcIO

I tried

>>22964835
And you succeeded Battlecat! Thanks for the welcome bit of content amid the feculence