Post your face and a link to you talking or whatever

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I guess as OP, I'll start.

My voice sounds just as faggy as my face looks faggy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1myVciORIZJ

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>>22932716
you've got a very nice voice. don't worry i sound kinda young, i've never been a fan of my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12MAnZZJL0b

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My voice sounds terrible haha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SFxn1SEb93

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Allo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kjOJXk0Ni4

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I have a weird lisp/accent thing okay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10depR60Fv0

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CZVrZlSGom

kek and all this meme shit

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Wahey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lA1P5nCdOB

>>22932817
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SFxn1SEb93
ouch that high pitched killed my ears

>>22932839
Sounds like an operators Voice
>>22932836
What accent is that??
>>22932788
This is exactly how I imagined your voice
>>22932716
You're voice is nice. Its very ....smooth haha
>>22932846
Haha that's great. Where you from
>>22932850
AUSSIE

>>22932850
Hi Dyrus.
Das some deep shit.

>>22932836
you've got a point

>>22932788
you sound like that awkward guy from the facebook movie

>>22932716
you're the only one who talks to themselves

>>22932817
you sound fine

>>22932839
you sound like we could be best friends forever <3

>>22932851
I promise it's not nearly that high irl

>>22932861
My accent is so fucked up i know.
>>22932865
Meh.
>>22932846
Couldn't agree more.

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>>22932716
> voice off the top yo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06N0BstGK7q

>>22932861
Germany or New Syria whatever you wanna call it

>>22932861
:) your voice is cutesy
>>22932846
LOL best one

>>22932877
Kebabschland is still my favourite.

>>22932817
i like your voice, it's cute. you sound kind of shy though
>>22932850
there's the voice. love it

>>22932874
you don't sound Swedish at all

>>22932871
Nahh I like it
>>22932877
Ooo noice
>>22932881
I know I hate it -.-
>>22932878
Wrong recording m8
>>22932874
I love your voice
>>22932886
I am shy haha. And yes cute...ew

>>22932883
Good one, will definitely remember this one

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Ah well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D0uBnuSidP

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZA43tetzvk

>>22932864
tfw you realise Dyrus is actually australian
>>22932877
800000
>>22932716
Fag <3
>>22932788
Even your voice sounds good fug you :(
>>22932839
Are you British?
>>22932896
Nothing wrong with that lol

>>22932874
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06N0BstGK7q
lmao you sound just like my friend when we play vidya

>>22932901
Are you trying to look like this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>22932896
Thanks friendo.
>>22932897
ikr

>>22932861
thanks :)
>>22932865
thank you :P
>>22932904
no but my dad was and I grew up hearing and for whatever reason, internalizing and accidentally imitating his accent

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>>22932916

>>22932901
You're accent is barely noticeable
>>22932904
It's annoying to be labeled a cute little girl as soon as you say a word haha. But usually o don't talk much anyways...

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wAZLMyUPmk

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10zqqdNUPQB

>>22932901
oh baby do me
>>22932899
i like you
>>22932874
mega gay
>>22932850
good morning big mick
>>22932846
rofl holy shit is this real
are you real or is that spammer back
>>22932839
wow you sound like a whale
>>22932817
sounds like your trying too hard t b h
>>22932788
oh baby x2
>>22932716
dude that was mega faggy

>>22932904
It's almost over 2 million but okay

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>>22932942
>when punkanon rates everyone but you
Time to attack Viena it is.

>>22932942
go home shia

>>22932942
Trying too hard how??? Also. Very nice Shia impersonation

>>22932942
would do shia labeouf any day bb

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>>22932942
Morning Ahmed
>>22932927
If you see it that way, I honestly don't mind
>>22932961
>Pic related

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>>22932974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc

>pic related

>>22932990
>2010 world cup
>3 actual german players in german team

>>22932997
Shout-outs go out to multiculturalism, islam, jews, white women and white guilt

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This is a memo recording diary of my day

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sqhsyiRTDC

add me on snapchat: djkhaled305

GET INSPIRED. FOLLOW ME ON THE PATH TO MORE SUCCESS

>>22932990
topkek that's scary asf m8

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WqO9BVYCEn

>>22932896
dont worry im shy too kek. it's fine
>>22932899
loving the accent
>>22932942
is it possible to be voice mirin?
>>22933088
you have a nice voice but you have the same accent as my ex
>>22932904
your voice is way better than mine my aussie friend. it's getting dark over here in the states but you made it a good morning anyway

>>22932967
>>22932866
Eh, it just sounded like you weren't projecting. I've done quite a bit of audio work and amateurs get frightened or are super quiet when they're at the microphone; same idea here. A lot of low tones require a bit more vibration and just air in general, so if you pussyfoot about it, you won't get any lower in tone.

tl;dr be confident.

>>22933039
what even

>>22933126
Wait until you hear me pronounce squirrel, you'll change your mind :3

>>22932899
Dope af accent

>>22932901
Your English sounds pretty American except in the inflections/pauses.

>>22932942
Kek/0

>>22933088
Pretty regular sounding, your accent sounds weird to me though.

>>22932716
Not the voice I thought you would have, but it's definitely a comforting voice. That'll take you far in the real world

>>22933142
Ahh I get it. I'm really shy especially when recording. So here is take two. Trying to be more confident http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ABonCA34nr

>>22933212
Yeah, that's more of what I expected. You can definitely tell that your voice is in the "middy" range, which is actually a good thing. The higher notes add clarity to what you're saying.

Just be confident and you'll be fine.

Also, a lot of lower end sound systems that most anons have don't produce accurate sound, and are generally a cloudy mess of noise.

>>22933212
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ABonCA34nr
worse :), but I like it, I just wouldn't want to hear you scream :OOOOOO
>>22933177
yeah I've pretty much learned oral english by skyping 'merica ppl and vidya.

>>22932716
murican af. yeah, you and anime characters do it all the time haha
>>22932850
oy australian m8, dont let those aligators eat you up, nice voice for real haha
>>22932874
awesome hahahaha
>>22932942
lmao, whats that gay boy doin


WHE NEED MOAR BRITISH ACCENTS
I WANNA HEAR ME MATES TALK
(a scottish accent would be god-tier)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNfABzyCaUU&list=WL&index=25
if you have this accent, please talk, i'll buy you a mic if needed

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X0ciya2lwS
i like to hear myself talk, sorry

NONE OF YOU SOUND ANYTHING LIKE I EXPECTED YOU TO

>>22933336
literally 11/10

>>22933344
gingy i always pictured you with a high pitched british voice bc of your elf aesthetic, your real voice tripped me the fuck outd

>>22933364
apparently i am the only guy who thinks the voice suits him.

>>22933336
property brothers is good. stay basedfam

>>22933248
Yeahh. My normal voice is definitely mid range. Also my shitty mic makes it count weird. You have a great voice and mic tho. Keep doing your music
>>22933253
Really? And I don't scream

prepare your angus for shit voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IUH7s6RLcX

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>>22933394

wew forgot my picture

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>:)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IeAXgKaV55

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s17gVMjJ7rvB

Thank you, shit tier sound recording noises and the only picture on my computer being this gay ass bathroom selfie.

>>22933422
My nigga, is that Ahava? I love that shit.

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>>22933370
yeah, I bet if you whispered in my year I would go
<<

>>22933438
My nigga!

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>>22933446
Ummm wut

>>22933403
you fucker, you killed my ears, haha

you need to model, though, dag. jeepers

>>22933364
Haha, everyone always says that. You sound EXACTLY like I pictured you to sound, hehe

>>22933368
Apparently :P

>>22933336
You've got a great voice, would chill with
>>22932942
Lmao, nice shia ya got there
>>22933212
You sound cute.

french accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WF9PwHewBa

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dVXbnkp1Wy

alright lads i liked hearing your voices, heres mine

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Here's a dramatic copypasta reading
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0puCRl0EYaM

I was going to cut/paste my responses into a new post and accidentally copied over them, so I'm just gonna re-do a few. Sorry y'all.

>>22932716
deeper than I expected
>>22932817
yours would sound fine if you talked louder, I think. could barely hear you at max volume on my computer
>>22932839
oh my.
>>22932846
medium lel
>>22932899
why are the clearest sounding non-native speakers always the ones to apologize for their accent?
>>22932901
waaay better than most french folks I've talked to
>>22932942
thx shia
>>22933088
expected you to be more morose and monotone from your depressed-looking photo

>>22933088
hnnnnnnnnng
js

>>22932817
I really like your voice

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hola

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZyGKq04FR

>>22933523
nice voice v nice!

were you in the shower?

>>22933580
Why thank you
>>22933542
Sorry bout that
>>22933486
<3

>>22933605
Nah that was the sink

your voice is qt, sounds like you could voice a character like Candace from Phineas and Ferb tbqh, has a sarcastic but sweet tone

>>22933589
moar

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OtyS7jtOhX

>>22933633
thanks! I had to youtube her, but I guess I see where you're coming from.

>>22933644
lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09vRtswmAWi

>>22933665
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09vRtswmAWi
touching myself rn so hot

>>22932850
you are so fucking adorable australia man
>>22932942
this does not surprise me
>>22932716
youre so hot ginger man
>>22933336
honestly. fucking love your voice a lot
>>22932817
<3 cute aff
>>22932788
didnt expect that voice but i like the raspiness
>>22933542
intriguing
>>22933589
voice sounds exactly like your face

heres my shit recording : http://vocaroo.com/i/s14p7B2KAPF3

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>>22933711
damn forgot my face

>>22933660
lmfao you never cease to make me laugh

>Tfw you're a voice whore (FSA) and you also post your face, but you don't want to post both in fear of getting caught

>>22933711
hey i like your voice a lot
it's such that i would believe basically anything you said

>>22933722
hmm suspicious

>>22933729
D-double life

>>22933711
raspy huh, sheeit
i like your voice it's cute and totally matches
>>22933039
weird
>>22932874
how did i miss this, this is awesome
>>22932865
i've never seen the facebook movie but i'll take your word for it

>>22933737
You're giving yourself away already family, just post.

>>22933722
I'm having the same problem.
I was hoping to find a bunch of people from FSA and MSA posting in here, but I'm sure the guy I'm most curious about seeing isn't going to post here with such a unique voice.

>>22933765
Right. I've actually been in a skype call with someone who recognized my voice from FSA so yeah

>>22933834
Once i posted my email to an anon, and someone else shot me too, turned out she was from FSA and i only found out weeks later bc someone from there told me.

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>>22933746
clearly u r not ready for more success. bless up

>>22933856
Oh that's cool. How did someone find that out to tell you?
>>22933868
He's got the best stories

>>22933885
Bc the person changed a few emails with me, asked me to add on skype, but we never spoke, i mentioned this to someone who actually browses FSA and that person recognized her. lol.

>>22933720
thats pretty hot 2bh :3

>>22933665
i like you <3
>>22933868
is that a human being?

>>22933895
Oh wow that's kind of neat

>>22933926
Not really. Bothered me for a while since she never replied.

>>22933722
So which are you gonna post here? Face w/ no voice or voice w/ no face?

>>22933885
agreed

>>22933910
yes. my fav human being

>>22933946
I suppose I'd rather post voice.
>>22933943
Oh yeah that can be really annoying. To be fair, a good amount of those girls are busy with school and shit

>>22933711
Your voice is really soothing :D
And thank you :)
>>22933548
QT
>>22933336
I like your voice too penguin man
Praise be to god
>>22933271
Ayy lmao
>>22932990
Hey man that's been spammed enough T B H
>>22933126
Hey thanks senpai
>>22933271
Thanks m8 and it's a croc, alligators are seppo

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https://clyp.it/euxxfqxw

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SydvJ1LEgn

my voice sucks

>>22934004
testing testing 1 2 3 your voice is on point :)

>>22933964
Post then :)

>>22934004
kinda qt desu

>>22934039
>1000 years later
https://clyp.it/4ux1v2xk

>>22933720
I like you better than studying too

>>22934115
Sexy. Post hair afterwards.

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Taking requests on what to say because reading is fun. If not feel free to ignore me.

>>22934129
Too noticeable desu

>>22934158
>No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm-a marry a beautiful honey and I'm havin' me a whole bunch of kids. I'll be a better father than he ever was! And I sure as Hell don't need him for that, 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING HE COULD EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW TO LOVE MY KIDS! (long pause)...how come he don't want me, man?

>>22934209
pls stop the feels.

>>22934004
Oh, I like that one :3

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ok I guess I'm bored of shitposting
here's my real voice: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NXk6Y3IKAK

>>22934238
<3_<3

>>22934209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UFVtKGqpi1

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Some of you really surprised me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0umC2iwgyLJ

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>>22934267
10/10 bruh

>>22934267
shit fàm...

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Bored, why not.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rzuunkdZPB

>>22934284
>>22934291
Thanks guys.

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Man, this is such an interesting thread

Here's mine: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YbPBXg2jcd

>>22932716
definitely was expecting you to sound way younger. your mic quality is great wtf
>>22932788
you sound like you aced a public speaking class
>>22932817
you sound like all of the weeaboos I went to high school with

I'm gonna keep going gimme one second. I'm really interested in hearing all of yours.

>>22934278
You sounded a little British there. I didn't expect a religious text. Your voice matches you.

>>22934327
I totally thought you'd have a redneck accent. I didn't expect an Irish or whatever that accent may be.

>>22934337
You sound like one of the narrators of the books that my dad listens to. People would probably pay you to do audio books.

>>22934337
Just wanted to say, mic and all - that was an excellent read. I am going to look for it.

>>22934267
That hurt to listen to..nicely done.

>>22932836
it's weird because you sound like a mix between just any regular guy with a (cute) accent, and the robots that read stuff back in like, google translate (when you speak fast)
>>22932839
almost exactly what I expected
>>22932846
I.. okay.
>>22932850
you match your voice
>>22932874
this was definitely unexpected, you don't look like the type that would enjoy doing voices like that
>>22932899
you sound like you would have a slight "gay" accent if you spoke with an american accent
>>22932901
French is so damn pretty, I've been learning it with Rosetta stone but all I can say is "would you like some water" and "the cat is below the table". god only knows what you said hahaha but it sounded beautiful

will continue

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HcXDgfExcX


I've been told my voice and face are mismatched since I hit puberty at age twelve. If I had a dollar for every time someone has mentioned that they thought I was faking it at first, I'd have enough for a fancy dinner for two.

>tfw 5'9" ginger with freakish deep voice

>>22934267
>>22934209
:''''''''''''(

>>22934395
i dont think i've never been called a robot before. Beep Boop.

>>22934395
Good to know lol
You match yours too

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Fuck it, might as well hop on this train
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oNJolSY2Oj

>>22932942
exactly what I would have imagined
>>22933039
wtf is going on here
>>22933088
I would have expected you to sound more like the girl above with the weeaboo voice
>>22933336
in the thumbnail you look just like my brother. "soak" that's a new one hahaha. you make that french sound hebrew
>>22933394
my boyfriend is named Angus and you sound like my little Asian boss
>>22933403
lord help
>>22933422
is Oklahoma supposed to have an accent? If I hadn't seen your pic I would have guessed your voice belonged to a young asian man
>>22933523
were you peeing while recording the beginning of this lmao
>>22933542
your hair could be beautiful with some product and grooming
>>22933589
you're cute and your voice is cute too
>>22933660
you do, but your voice sounds less sad
>>22933720
oof, new york? Boston?

>>22934401
They should have you read every official document to the people.

>>22934451
You sound like the guy who does the commercials for movies but in training.

>>22934452
You sounded a taaaad bit different than I expected. I thought you would sound more like Lochlyn Munro

>>22934391

I'm Irish after all. And a redneck though.

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>>22934506
https://clyp.it/qhd0vc1u

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Someone give me shit to read. I'll read anything, but it doesn't I'll keep my composure.

Will be checking out husbando's voices soon

>>22934451
smooth as butter
>>22934401
holy shit that's deep
>>22934337
you have a very nice reading/narrating voice
>>22934327
pretty much what I expected
>>22934278
very pleasant
>>22934238
deeper that I expected
>>22934028
your voice is fine man

>>22932850
Your voice is amazing. 10/10

Totally turned me on!

>>22934585
>burn through it, burn through it
>I'm not takin turns to it, turns to it
>You know we burn through it, burn through it
>We ain't takin turns to it, turns to it

>Coughin up sirens, I'm firin'
>Krokodil lips off your smile
>Quit that fidget looks suspicious
>Who dat screw dat ain't got my digits

>>22934525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KFxnKo3TKA

>>22934585
The arrow was black, Jon saw, but it was fletched with white duck feathers. Not mine, he told himself, not one of mine. But he felt as if it were.
When he knelt in the snow beside her, her eyes opened. “Jon Snow,” she said, very softly. It sounded as though the arrow had found a lung. “Is this a proper castle now? Not just a tower?”
“It is.” Jon took her hand.
“Good,” she whispered. “I wanted t’ see one proper castle, before... before I...”
“You’ll see a hundred castles,” he promised her. “The battle’s done. Maester Aemon will see to
you.” He touched her hair. “You’re kissed by fire, remember? Lucky. It will take more than an arrow to kill you. Aemon will draw it out and patch you up, and we’ll get you some milk of the poppy for the pain.”
She just smiled at that. “D’you remember that cave? We should have stayed in that cave. I told you so.” “We’ll go back to the cave,” he said. “You’re not going to die, Ygritte. You’re not.”
“Oh.” Ygritte cupped his cheek with her hand. “You know nothing, Jon Snow,” she sighed, dying.

>>22934616
The feels man :'(

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fb5BOYCL7h

>>22934611
Never heard this song (assuming it's a song) buuuut here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uX4WLA2JXe

>>22934506
from ny. but go to college in buffalo so its a mix between buffalo + nyc lol
>>22934452
this doesnt surprise me. nice voice
>>22934401
startling but im also not surprised for some reason
>>22934337
love your hair + cool voice. sounds like you could give nice speeches
>>22934238
sounds like a lot of people from my college

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>>22934649
I can't breathe

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>>22934649
I have won the game of /soc/.

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>>22934649
mfw when she reading some black rap and she racist asf

>>22934649
now say "my favorite color is oh my god bitch"

>>22934649
For the love of god, someone please sinc this up with the instrumental!!!

>>22934649
i love this, i was thinking of what to make you say but i can't top this

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>>22934690
>>22934692
>>22934664
Dont let her delete it guys

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BJ22EjxXr4

>>22934698
Why is everyone finding some Brit spoken word-ing a rap funny? Is she internet famous?

>>22934710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwJMiMfWLg

>>22934616
What book is this? Sorry it cut off strangely so the trail of my reading was funky in some parts. Also sorry for mispronouncing probably all of the names. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v2qGoDiZgE

>>22934623
Dude, I cried when I read that. Or nearly cried. I really hoped she would make it. This was way before the episode. Amazing things were happening left and right. I thought "hey George can let this one thing slide!" nope..

>>22934664
>>22934690
>>22934692
>>22934697
Well I said I'd say anything, I expected worse.
>>22934698
I'm not such a bad sport. I obviously can see it's a song in Ebonics.

>>22934720
Alright, that's pretty funny but to be fair, MC Ride is easily mimicked, as he doesn't rap so much as says things while shifting between regular speech and yelling slightly deeper than before.

>>22934731
read this
>>hnnnngg yeeesss I want more please! *swallow*

>>22934696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XwNltPxkTe

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>>22934693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Axy0tRj7YX

>>22934722
That was A Storm of Swords by George R.R. Martin. The series has a t.v. show adaptation called Game of Thrones. You did pretty good though. The only name you mispronounced was Ygritte. It's pronounced Yee gritt.

I appreciated the British accent. That's how I read it in my head.

>>22934722
>>22934616
when i read this part i had to have a moment away from the book. never thought i'd read that part again, let alone listen to waifu narrate it

>>22934747
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XwNltPxkTe
keeek

>>22934752
Bro, when that "For The Watch" shit happened I repeatedly yelled "NOOOOOOOOOO!" stormed out of the room and punched the air.

>>22934649
Top kek
>>22934606
r-really
Pls be girl
>>22934710
She's racist lmao

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>>22934746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOA7RRNPeA

>>22934764
Are you still doing requests?

>>22934764
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOA7RRNPeA
lmao I'm fucking dead this shit was emotionless almost turned my heart into stone

>>22934764
hng 2hawt
>>22934757
you too? kek

>>22934783
how the fuck was that hot? i had a stroke.

>>22934749
I pronounced it Yee gritt at first but I though muricans probs pronounce it Why Gritt.
Ok I know GoT just never watched it. I sent all these via my sisters whatsapp to the computer and she's calling me an idiot. But she loved GoT. I somewhat guessed it might be from the book :p
>>22934752
I'm glad you enjoyed it !

>>22934764
say something that involves 'florida-kun'. i have to hear it at least once kek

>>22934778
Hey I said
>I'll read anything, but it doesn't mean I'll keep my composure.
;p
>>22934772
Sure

>>22934796
k read this next
Ce fut un grand Vaisseau taillé dans l'or massif :
Ses mâts touchaient l'azur, sur des mers inconnues ;
La Cyprine d'amour, cheveux épars, chairs nues,
S'étalait à sa proue, au soleil excessif.
Mais il vint une nuit frapper le grand écueil
Dans l'Océan trompeur où chantait la Sirène,
Et le naufrage horrible inclina sa carène
Aux profondeurs du Gouffre, immuable cercueil.
Ce fut un Vaisseau d'Or, dont les flancs diaphanes
Révélaient des trésors que les marins profanes,
Dégoût, Haine et Névrose, entre eux ont disputés.
Que reste-t-il de lui dans la tempête brève ?
Qu'est devenu mon cœur, navire déserté ?
Hélas! Il a sombré dans l'abîme du Rêve !

>>22934789
aww dont have a stroke. if that 'gulp' didnt get you hot under the collar then that's your problem

>>22934796
now sing this

>Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite DotA, och pushar på och smeker, med motståndet vi leker
>Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite DotA, och springer runt och creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar

>>22934796
say im a little slut and i take dicks out of relationship.

>>22934794
I tried to be ironic with murican '-kun'.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s104NKz54Rie
>>22934801
I'm not a frenchie despite muh name.

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>>22934802
i like when bitches giv mi dem strokes mane

>>22934796
Take it off baby bend over let me see it
You looking for a real pussy eater? I can be it
Quit playing with me girl and bring that over here
And climb aboard my face, put that pussy on my beard
I ain't tryna take you shopping, buy your ass no shoes
I'm just tryna lick that clit while I'm looking up at you
No shame in my game, girl look back at me
I don't give a fuck if it's shave or it's nappy
Long as it ain't nasty sanitation smelling
One whiff of that bitch, I'mma be bailing
If it's smelling sweet, I'll lick it for a hour
And even it's sour might lick it in the shower
I go dumb and ignorant when I'm on that clitoris
Lick your ass delirious, my tongue game so damn serious
So bend that ass over let me eat it from the back

>>22934764
no finland accent??? wtf

>>22934814
My nigger.

>>22934819
you said you would read anything D:<
here's my version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IzuVjdBlWP

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>>22934818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jpMArB6k2E

>>22934819
thankyou, heyy i pronounce kun correctly
>>22934824
first i've heard of this fetish

>>22934814
HAHAHA love that

>>22934838
Afrikaans mother. Spoke english at home.

>>22934849
>stroke
>dick
m8

>>22934858
dont pretend you dont like it when women disrupt blood supply to your brain

>>22934862
You're getting the idea, but a bit too late.

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>>22934834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Axk2WsyEZA
>>22934814
Can't read swedish for shiet

>>22934846
now say that you are happy with all womens bodies just as they are fat or skinny.

>>22934870
Sorry the website I got the lyrics from were off. Lmao you did great though.

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>>22934845
Panties dropped erywhere in /soc/ today

>>22934881
Absolute madman
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03ZHZ002O5D

>>22934902
>>22934881
>>22934872
Gomen messed up replying

>>22934902

from a song here you go:

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die, HEY

>>22934885
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

pleaaaaaseee

>>22934902
it's 1am in florida rn and i gotta head off but i'm afraid i have to request a goodnight from you. i might pass out before i see it but idgaf

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>>22934946

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d3FpDUvoAS

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>>22934923
Now THIS sounds like something I'd say irl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cVYHWQQPN5

>>22934902
the only thing that can make me happy right now is sucking your dick while u run your fingers through my hair

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>>22934929
This one was harder due to strange wording.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1prdGhOaCCj

>>22935039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4NB6W9TKaI
ty

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>>22935005

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E2ZpavtS8A

>>22934801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q5aWu0wwYW
there :)

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http://www.youtube.com/theLEVIATHAN06

>>22935050
I want to be your little slut and have you use my pussy to dump your cum in whenever you feel like it.

>>22934606
Pls respond I don't want this to be a troll
>>22934849
Koon or kuhn

>>22935050
holy shit this is hot as fuck

>>22933088
I want to collect teeth with you.

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hungover to shit rn

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U1KLUV8br0

>>22935872
YOURE IRISH!?! *melts*

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Pick your poison soc.

Beethovens 9th(4th movement):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C3Lqm8r43x

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15BbhPi3m8G

Aladdin - A Whole New World(only serious attempt, ft. welsh friend):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aQy1LyQpYq

>>22935895
half irish, get the accent from my fuckin gran

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nq7A2ZCI1J

i sound young and i know that

>>22935872
bumpin this chump, enjoy the shitty audio quality as well as my piss poor singing (last grunt at the end is the frustration of me cocking that last note up)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DaPYQRZuh5

>>22936358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TB7sJjVLce

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>>22932990

Suddenly I`m glad I didn`t delete my modified voice file: http://vocaroo.com/i/s09sLKg5olv5

>>22935578
I'm totally a girl. 26/f. Maybe I'll let you hear my voice sometime. ;) got a kik?

Bump
>>22936989
Oh shit
No I don't sorry

>>22937896
YOU HAD ONE FOGGIN JOB M8

4chan was offline for me but here's my voice guess who i am
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Llbak3UXjx

>>22932817
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SFxn1SEb93
annoying as fuck. holy hell.
>>22933212
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ABonCA34nr
waaaaaaay better.

>>22937896
Snapchat? If you do I'll add you. :p

>>22933722
Yep. Same here.

>>22932788
You don't sound young to me. I'd listen to you all night fo'sure
>>22932817
You sound like the girls that don't have any friends
>>22932716
You have a tyrone-esque voice. But qt.
>>22932942
muh nigga

>>22937969
Alright add josanator :)

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nikkhhkHmE

>>22938168
Added yooou.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ArifX9ltKA

>>22932817
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SFxn1SEb93
I like your voice. You're cute :)

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hh0XhhoQpu


>>22938194
No I don't want to build a bloody snowman

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okay, I just did this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M7PIBXceRN

26/m/Hessen

>>22938415
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hh0XhhoQpu
You are very pretty! Marry me?

>>22938415
Where you from? I love that look!

>>22937952
Yeahh. These recordings aren't accurate at all for me
>>22938132
Cuz thats who I am haha
>>22938375
Thank you

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RPzYMJTq0f

>>22938462
sick german accents are cute
>>22938364
your face and voice dont match to me
>>22936189
was not expecting that lol

>>22938676
I love southern accents, which state are you from?

>>22938696
i'm not even from the south, i live in kansas.
i grew up in like waaaay southern missouri though so maybe thats why?
i honestly dont think i have one but people tell me that i do a lot

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>>22938676
>i honestly dont think i have one

>>22938707
You definatly have a southern accent lol

>>22938707
It's not intense just there. Sounds a lot like this girl from Arkansas who was my first kiss

>>22938676
was totally not expecting this missy

>>22938717
;-;
>>22938718
this is saddening news to me
>>22938735
that makes sense, i pretty much grew up on the missouri/arkansas border
>>22938750
;-; im sorry to disappoint you senpai

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUeEyu0QKH

>>22938764
U r such a qt don't be sad have a nice day

>>22938764
Not disappointing just unexpected, had a different voice in my head but it's interesting how wrong I was lol

>>22932788
Holy shit I did not expect that
>>22932839
Love it
>>22932846
lmao
>>22932850
Brilliant
>>22932901
Love your voice
>>22933422
You sound good
>>22933660
You just look bored

>>22938764
Don't be saddened your a sexy girl and your voice is still good, just has a bit of a southern accent. :)

>>22938525
I'm from England

>>22938833
if you like my voice listen to this
>>22934845

Sumoning punkanon
Where art thou?
Come out if you have any yarbles.

>>22938851
Damn I never thought Id ever wish I was from England before... I'm from Canada living in Vancouver at the moment. You ever been?

>>22933589
very sexy voice! give us more(:

>>22933589
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZyGKq04FR
Are you studying to become a rocket scientist or something? lol

Why does it say that this is a "hidden thread"?

>>22940815
Because you have hidden it, newfag.

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Don't have a voice recording but I'm cute

>>22938794
I can finally put a voice to this silent face
>>22938676
Y'ALL
>>22938266
Can confirm real grill
>>22938415
Can you please repeatedly say 'pub'

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>>22935072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eot1fT5d9n

>>22941757
No you're a faggot.

>>22939487
I haven't travelled outside of Europe.
>>22941770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LLriIRPagb
Woke up with my voice still being broken today
>>22942044
k grill

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uInU0s9D8H

what to heck is wrong with some of you people

>>22942151
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uInU0s9D8H
where r u from

>>22942161
UK but half Irish, get the accent from momma's side of family

>>22942131
You did it you madman

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mlShYCxGq0

>>22942168
heartbroken.jpeg

Anyone want a script to be read in the typical movie guy announcer voice? I gotchu

>>22942151
I can dig it, you sound exactly how I imagined lmao
>>22942044
Could work on the voice acting skills desu senpai

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nice concept

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KbRXIQgcd7

>>22942211
> I'll read anything, but it doesn't mean I'll keep my composure.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NkTASw04le
>>22939210
you called?
yarbles galore

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wz0U7aafld

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s19UxdLH3gEB

>>22942131
Let's hear some more of your voice please?

>>22942409
Das it mane. Good shit.

>>22943647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WbYXm9VixL
here u go

>>22943682
Thank you I would really like to hear it when your not sick. Also I hope you will be feeling better soon:)

>>22933589
I want you to read my homework to me every night

>>22943709
I tried to uncroak my voice for that recording so I wouldn't sound like a man. I think my voice sounds normal whenI said two.

ps. thanks pal

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>>22934649
>>22934696
this isn't the best way to spend your study time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R1DWsmPE2B

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1azsp2xBOSE

>>22943751
It's all good, will love to hear your voice when it's normal, you look sexy as fuck in your picture. Shit I would jump on a plane to England tommorow if I could lol

>>22943955
lol

>>22943955
We all rejoyce on her safety on the fact you can't.

>>22943968
Ohhh yes because her having multiple orgasms would definatly be detrimental to her health.

>>22944015
tips fedora

>>22938364
>>22944015
actually made me laugh
funny guy tbqh

>>22944016
Seriously though, she is hottest girl I've came across on here

>>22944045
I'd give you her number but i can't.

>>22944015
funny chap funny chap
I like it
>>22944045
thanks pal

>>22944063
Hey you have kik? You can add me if you want VanCanMan24

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16X3vIXxXAq

>>22944471
You should have picked something more exciting to talk about

>>22936189
I miss you, desu.

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here's mine:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y80q4izQPC

>>22932817
where are you from?

>>22933589
computer science?

>>22934004
I was sure your voice would be deep

>>22934337
sorry for you phone, still super cute tho...

>>22936189
you don't sound that young, just really pitched

>>22938676
it's not deep, nice ears btw

>>22942044
SAY WHAT?

>>22942472
sorry bout your truck :(

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SmtDUmFQNX

i felt weird doing this also sorry about background noise!!

>>22945278
What the fuck is making that much noise?

Are you Scottish?

>>22945291
i have a really noisy laptop, and nah I'm Irish

>>22945278
kek, you have a cute voice though and face

>>22945304
I figured it was one of them. I couldn't quite tell because of the noise.

>>22945087
Indiana

>>22945326
i tried doing one on my phone but it wouldnt work, aahhh
>>22945313
thenk u

>>22945304
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SmtDUmFQNX
Damn Ithink its time to get a new laptop if I had to listen to that noise for hours I'd go fucking crazy!(I am already halfway there though)

>>22946069
meh, its only really loud on the mic. or maybe i'm going deaf

>>22934452>>22934238

Cute boysssssss :))) <3 <3

>>22946105
Probably has a lot to due with the mic...

>>22933765

Who were you hoping to see?

>>22942472
Cute as fuck

>>22945278
Cute can't stand the noise though

>>22947030
Doit. I've always wondered what he really looked like ever since I first heard his voice.

>>22948188

Sorry, can't help yourself there. Happy hunting.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxiGyhn0Cm

Robert burns, feelsbadman poem.

>>22949533

Read more.

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Hewwo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T59ERqG5R2