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AMA THREAD, post your pic and y'know

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AMA THREAD, post your pic and y'know
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i'll start, ama
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to answer your question, yes me and sam did finally destroy the ring
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>>22925205
what's on your shirt there?
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>>22925205
>>22925207
favorite board besides soc?
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>>22925207
fuckin good. how's the shire this time of year?
no srsly what's your childhood fear
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>>22925221
childhood fear? ET

only ever saw the bit where he jumps out the bushes ;-;
>>22925215
/tv/ mainly but /mu/ is breddy gudd too
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>>22925209
the beach boys
>>22925215
/x/, and /tv/ when game of thrones is on
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>>22925226
>>22925227
>/tv/
mein negroes
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that's a big shoe
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ama
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>>22925226
et scared me too, but large marge from pee wee's big adventure made me shit myself
>>22925215
when were you the happiest in your life?
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ama
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>>22925233
FOR YOU HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED
>>22925237
probably when i was 16, doing my second year of camp counseling. those were the golden days man
>>22925235
do you own any big big guns
>>22925244
what does your face actually look like
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>>22925235
>>22925244
worst ever childhood fear? my fav question to ask
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>>22925248
quite old pic but i don't change much
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>>22925215
>>22925207
>>22925205
Why are you all on soc today?
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>>22925207
Are you just swigging capt Morgan lmao how old are you
>>22925205
What do you do in life
>>22925215
What is the weirdest thing you do alone
>>22925235
Y are u so pink
>>22925244
Do.you do pron
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>>22925252
spiders, high and darkness
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>>22925256
old enuff 2 tel u ur gay XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>22925255
boredom
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>>22925255
because my life is an empty shell
>>22925256
i sell merchandise at disney world
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>>22925256
i was thinking about it but no
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I'm waiting for an exam to start and instead of studying I'm here
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>>22925260
Pwned!! 111!!!!
>>22925263
Sounds like hell
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>>22925273
first year, i'm a lil baby
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>>22925263
i can relate =/ whats got you so down?

>>22925256
>>22925254
>>22925244
>>22925235
What brings you guys to soc today
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>>22925255
cause i'm bored and lonesome and i hate myself duh
>>22925256
subconsciously stroke my beard until i feel a part that feels uneven then i have to immediately go to the bathroom and fix it or i can't do anything until i do
how uncomfortable are those jeans
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>>22925269
it's actually pretty nice because of guest interaction and making little kids smile on the rare occasions im given to do that
>>22925268
worst physical pain you've ever felt?
>>22925273
florida. what's your childhood fear?
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>>22925273
Jupiter
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>>22925284
Quite comfy
>>22925280
Boredom
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>>22925280
i have to much to learn so i do everything except studying
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>>22925244
What do you think about Bernie Sanders?

>>22925254
How much would it cost for you to do lesbian stuff?

>>22925256
Where have you been??

>>22925255
Have you ever just looked at a little kid and wanted to kick it's teeth in for no reason?
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>>22925280
nothing specific keeping me down, mostly on soc because i got dumped by my gf of one year and had to away from my friends because of college. pretty happy tho
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>>22925299
Same with me, i got dumped right before finals so its been hard because she was my girlfriend since senior in high school and im a sophomore in college now. im just trying to find cool people to chat with.
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>>22925298


>>22925244
>>22925254

Both are mine :P

I do not know much about Bernie because i am from Poland and he is not really popular here but if he is "person of the year" he must influence on people. Or something, i don't speak english much.

Lesbian stuff? well if i have chance i would try it because i thing i would like it and i wouldn't cost at all
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>>22925310
well i've found a lot of cool people to talk to on here, it's helped quite a bit. hope it's helping you just as much
what is your major?
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>>22925268
Same bro. Here waiting for a dumbass german final exam
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>>22925298
How long is your nigger cock?
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brit here.
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>>22925375
8 and a half inches long and about 5 inches thick. Give or take.
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>>22925256
What is one thing you've always wanted to try but have never gotten to do?

>>22925268
If you could have any super ability what would it be and would you use it for good or evil?

>>22925298
Have you ever felt socially anxious that lead to embarrassing moments?

>>22925378
What do you want most for christmas, if you don't celebrate then what pet would you love to have and what would it's name be?
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>>22925399
Money would be pretty great for christmas, living on my own is turning out to be expensive as shit.

My question for you would be, favorite tv show?
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>>22925408
The Maxx, it has been a long time since it was on but I still watch my rips.
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>>22925399
Yeah most definitely. Back when I was a freshman in high school I couldn't talk to girls at all. So I decided that I was going to take small steps to get over my anxiety. Well, I picked out the ugliest girl in class and decided to say hi. She asked me why the fuck I was talking to her and I said "b-because I think you're cute" she laughed and informed the whole class and I sat in embarrassment for the rest of the period.

Awesome tattoo. What's your fondest memory of childhood?
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ayyyy
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>>22925423
Oh hahah that is terrible! Thanks for sharing.

I spent most of my childhood playing outside in the woods or iceskaing. I would play in the dirt and climb in trees until it got so dark my mother came looking for me pretty much every day.
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ask away
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>>22925327
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my major is in Computer Engineering, and ya i think it could help, its just hard because it seems like you need to get into threads right when they start to have any decent convo
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I'm boozed up atm. ama !
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>>22925561
y r ya kunt?
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>>22925561
get in my bed? be my wife?
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>>22925567
Probz cause you deserve it, you degen.
>>22925577
If you will love me unconditionally. (& are white)
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>>22925588
white as it gets, and okey <3
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>>22925492
why wear the hat backwards?
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>>22925588
I do, but you're still a cunt, hoe.
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>>22925434
>>22925561
worst childhood fear?
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>>22925615
dogs, cuz one mother fucker tried to bite my leg while I was doing skateboard.
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>>22925205
Whats something you wanna do before the end of this year?

>>22925207
Can you shuffle?

>>22925215
What do you like about yourself? Something you dont like?

>>22925235
Best part of you week?

>>22925254
Are you half asian and half something else?


>>22925255
If you had the power to turn back the next 30 minutes what would you do in that time?

>>22925256
Whats something you find really funny but not alot of people do?

>>22925268
Are u german?

>>22925298
Are u a real ass nigga?

>>22925399
What have you been hoping for lately?

>>22925492
Something ppl always get wrong about u?

>>22925561
What do you like doing when hanging out with friends?
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>>22925643

Have you ever been the sub in a sexual relationship before?
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>>22925643
I've been hoping for some family related issues to resolve I have a sick loved one.

Worst thing you've ever eaten?
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>>22925643
meet a gal
hbu?
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>>22925643
Everybody asks me about that but no, my grandfather look a bit mongol
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>>22925648
No

>>22925649
Hope things turn out alright..
Worst thing ive eaten was water chestnuts..hate those fuckers

>>22925650
Make some new friends outside of work
>>22925652
Awesome
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>>22925762
hahaha not really, i hate my tiny eyes
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>>22925765
Story of my life..

Yours suit you well though, its exotic
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>>22925871
thank you ;) but that's the reason why i have to put so much make up not to look like potato
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>>22925896
Haha aye its unique af. Potatos can be pretty lmao
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>>22925399
How tall are you? What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
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>>22925923
I am 5'7 and I love all ice cream, I haven't tried any I disliked so far.

What music moves you the most?
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Fuckin ama
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>>22925643
I find people saying stupid shit pretty funny

Or when someone gets in trouble
>>22925399
Always wanted to travel to Europe
>>22925298
Working
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>>22925935
Nice! Personally a fan of chocolate.

While typically not the most 'deep' or anything, there's a fair amount of Industrial music out there that has in one way or another. Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below is a good example of a song in particular. Lots of raw emotion there.

What's the most thoughtful gift you've ever received?
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>>22925963
Grocery gift cards when I was broke af living in Vancouver.

Worst thing you've ever tasted?
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>>22925936
So what's the headset for?
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>>22925974
I once tried to swallow a pill, didn't work. It got caught in my throat and the resulting taste was horrible.

What's at the top of your bucket list?
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>>22925996
Going to Ireland, Scotland and Germany for Waken.

What is something that annoys you instantly?
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>>22925643
What is something you hope to accomplish in the next year?

>>22925561
What's your favorite body part on a guy?

>>22925492
How long does it take you to straighten you hair like that?

>>22925434
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jerry Seinfeld?

>>22925399
Ms. Blaze, you're inviting me over to your place for our fourth date. What meal do you prepare for us with your exceptional culinary skills. Follow up question, how do I get a first date with you? ;)

>>22925378
What's your favorite tea and how do you take it?

>>22925256
What is your little kitty's name and what's your cat's name?

>I'm so deep and mysterious. Take me seriously
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>>22926009
The sound of loud gum chewing. No idea why, but it drives me up a wall.

How sad were you about Maes Hughes? And original or brotherhood?
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>>22926013
Ever the smooth talker :p

I'd make slow-cooked bbq ribs, homemade bbq sauce, loaded baked potatoes and angel food cake Messy eating is fun!

To get a date you've got to bring me at least 3 virgin souls in a gauntlet of bone.


Worst sexual experience you've had?
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>>22925207
Did you get into sam's ring tho?
>>22925215
We need to destroy the liberals.
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>>22926022
Maes storyline is fucking painful, it brought me to tears. I liked both, I saw the orig first years before brotherhood and it's one of the few anime I didn't dislike. I really just enjoy both.

Best dog breed?
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>>22925994
My shit job
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>>22926034
Oh what do you do?
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>>22926030
For me the part that really got me was Mustang trying to hold it together in Brotherhood.

Corgi, hands down.

What one superpower would you choose?
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>>22926013
Next year i hope to gain 20 pounds of muscle, attain a female friend, continue college courses online, figure out my major, and get out of the fuckin military
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>>22926038
Customer support/Financial Aid.
I'm quitting soon.
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>>22926013
nope, never. I actually tried to look like this
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>>22926013
Why the shit are you on 4chan?

>>22925994
What are you listening to?

>>22925974
How did you like Vancouver? It's rare to meet other Vancouverites on 4chan.

>>22925936
What's your glasses subscription?
You look like a more normal version of Cookie from Ned's Declassified.
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>>22926079
On my phone now, ID may change. Vancouver was beautiful but way too expensive. I was living at the tower on marine drv, working at cap mall. The cost of living just was too much for me so after 2 years I left. It's such a gorgeous fun city too but yeah, need more money.

Ever live elsewhere in Canada?
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>>22926070
What are you going to try for after?


>>22926079
Currently on a panic at the disco binge. What's the context behind that picture?
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>>22926100
I dunno man. I really just want to go to college
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>>22926013
I don't drink tea, but if i have to PG is the best, with 4 sugars and fuck tons of milk
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>>22926098
I've lived a few summers in Fernie, but that's just more BC. Thinking about moving east for a while sometime in the future, but right now I'm staying at my uncle's Kitsilano flat rent free, he only comes once or twice a month on business so it's a sweet deal.

But no, only in Vancouver and the Sunshine Coast.

>>22926100
My brother was snapping me with some girls from class, oh to be in highschool again. Its the only picture of me on my phone because my SD card won't mount for some reason.
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>>22926079
can freestyle
>>22926013
Does yoga, but not just for the bitches
>>22925994
Plays LoL
>>22925936
How does that low quality foam feel dog?
>>22925923
Doesn't shave because someone asked him if he was a chick when he was younger
>>22925492
Are you in college?
>>22925399
Why lust?
>>22925298
Would you say you're whiter or blacker in demeanor? You seem white.
>>22925268
You look spanish, what are you
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>>22925399
What music are you into?
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>>22926079
I actually don't know

>>22926132
Shitty. I wish I could use my own
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>>22925205
Why do you post here?
>>22925378
Brit too. Where you from pal?
>>22925643
Do you think it's a common trend now for Asian males to do the stereotypical Asian female pose?
>>22925994
Why do you have earphones flying about when they're not in your ears?
What do you do in life?
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>>22926230
put your eggs in the fridge
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>>22926230
I'm not sure exactly. I'm just an archaeology student atm, going to class and hanging out
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>>22926258
Piss off they stay outside
>>22926271
Archaeology seems like something I would enjoy if I knew more stuff about it.
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>>22926024
Alas, I only have 2 virgin souls and a helmet of bone :( I did have a Type O Negative T-shirt in high school, so maybe I can get some points for that!

That meal sounds amazing, BTW. I like my BBQ sauce a little on the hot side for future reference ;)

>Worst sexual experience

I actually shared this in the embarrassing sexual experiences thread the other day. One summer, I bumped into a young lady that I cheered with in high school. So we're drinking and dancing and I was like, "Okay, come stay with me tonight" to which she agreed. We get to my place and I take her into the shower with me. But the thing is, I'm 6'2", 210lbs., and she's like this 6'0" Amazon, professionally trained dancer girl who has a really solid build herself. And we were drunk trying to fit in a small shower whilst messing around. So, I knock this bottle over. It's a glass bottle of facial cleanser. Glass bottle shatters and I cut my foot. So I was like, okay let's just go to mah bedroom. So I very drunkenly and clumsily get on top. About that time my mom opens the door and is like, "Anon, is everything okay?!?" Of course she saw me on this girl having clumsy, drunk sex with her which pretty much sums up my worst sexual experience ever.
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>>22926013
>cats name: princess
>"little kitty's" name: dickcrusher
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>>22926276
It's really interesting to me but it puts most people to sleep. It's all I've ever wanted to do since I was a kid.what do you do?
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>>22926079
>why the shit are you on 4chan?

I used to hang out on /b/ in 2005 when I was in college. I used to drop in every so often throughout the years to see the "shocking content." But mostly I'm here because I identify with the type of people who browse this site. People have called me a Chad and tell me that I don't belong here, but what you don't know is that I was a band geek, played D&D, played MtG, read sci-fi/fantasy novels, liked anime, was in the fencing club, and get awful approach anxiety when I talk to women I find attractive. I feel I have a lot in common with people here and I enjoy the company mostly (mostly in italics).
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>>22925215
How old are you?
>>22925205
Favourite star wars movie?
>>22925399
Favourite subject at high school?
>>22925492
Where are you from?
>>22926013
How the fuck did you get so ripped?
>>22926230
Do you unironically say 'pip pip cheerio' to your friends?
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>>22926303
I'll be doing Forensic Science next year.
>>22926350
I don't think anyone says that
Well I suppose I say cheerio but sh

How was your school life?
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>>22926230
cuz i got dumped and my irl friends are miles away now that i've moved to florida. hbu?
>>22926350
i know it's the cliche answer but i will always love empire strikes back. though i think return of the jedi is better than a new hope. what's yours?
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>>22926417
Cheerio innit

My school life was good, I was on good terms with everyone and had a few friends. I also generally did quite well in my subjects. The only time I got bullied was in primary school, by some kid for 2 years and then he left when I was in grade 2.
>>22926430
Yes empire strikes back! So good.
Order for me is 5>6>4>3>1>2.
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>>22926230
Southampton
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>>22926454
that's pretty much exactly my rankings too you've got amazing taste. high hope for the force awakens, fortunately i got a ticket to see it 24 hrs before it's released here in the states
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>>22926430
Pass time
>>22926454
Go have a barby cunt
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On the left, just got back from this night out, ama
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>>22926593
The blonde in the middle is real fucking hot.
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>>22926593
Right*
I'm slightly tipsy
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>>22926601
Her name is Lucy, I could hit you up with her kik
Lucyhinton97
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>>22926593
all of you are baning, where you live?
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>>22926604
>Flat Chest Club
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>>22926613
Surrey, uk
Thanks, we try
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>>22926618
We are young to be fair
Legal tho
Plus this look seems to get us plenty thank you very much
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Kay
>I'm sorry, I'm too tired from work to be creative and ask questions
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>>22926631
Im not complaining though. Look hot af but cant see much.
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>>22926499
:O
How? I am planning to see it on release date. Don't spoil it!
>>22926539
Maybe I will
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>>22926612
And thank you my dear friend but i dont use kik. And if you are the one on the right you might look better than her even but can't see your face.
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>>22926642
Here's a clearer pic I guess
Ty I try
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>>22926593
Which one of you uses 4chan the most
>>22926635
Is that your favourite hair colour?
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>>22926612
if any you were in the netherlands id give you a right good fuck
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>>22926661
Try >>22926662
>>22926665
I think Lucy (blonde) has used it. Idk I imagine I use it the most. Easy dick.
>>22926668
I've been to Amsterdam. Great week. And thanks, we'll see
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>>22926665
Hmm it's hard to say. This is the first time Ive ever tried ombre (burgundy and purple) and I'm pretty pleased with how t turned out. It's a little bit of a bitch to upkeep, but meh. I've loved every color hair I've had so far
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>>22926662
Damn are you sure you are legal? Also, hot af.
>>22926679
>easy dick
lmao
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>>22926702
I'm legal don't worry, barely but I am. And thank you :)
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>>22926679
can we get nudes of lucy or is she a prude
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>>22926714
You look like you can handle mad dick.
>>22926635
How tall are you? Favourite actor?
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>>22926679
>easy dick
>>22926686
It looks good!
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>>22926727
She sends them to guys irl you can try on kik I honestly don't know if she will
>>22926729
I've had my fair share. Lost my virginity age 14 haven't gone a month without since
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>>22926734
It's seriously the easiest, turn up, flash a little and people beg to put themselves in your mouth. I should start charging.
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>>22926751
>>22926741
Ayyy lmao.
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>>22926635
annoying shitposter
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>>22926751
Lmao alright
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>>22926772
I'll refer you to>>22926668
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>>22926781
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>>22925285
I hurt my knee once really bad, I broke my arm but it was numb. Maybe when my braces went through my cheeks.
>>22925399
Lucid dream every night I don't trust myself with anything else. Hypothetically good though. Or maybe see others dreams.
>>22925643
Not a lot
>>22926132
Fathers fully Greek (dad from Paphos in Cyprus, moms parents from Epirus) mom is mostly British, partially German and very distantly French.
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>>22926132
I'm >>22925298. I would say I'm just a person. I'm definitely not white. I adapt to my surroundings though. Because that's what helps us survive. I've got a more southern american accent and vernacular at the moment. I was born a western american one. My father wanted me to speak with a more proper vocabulary which is why I feel I can adapt more easily. But I can easily adapt back to a more ebonic vocabulary. It's more about expressing yourself in the way that you feel the audience can get the intended effect.

But I put black on my drivers license and people call me nigger from time to time so..
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>>22925615
Frogs/toads as a young child, abandonment as I got older.
>>22925643
Drink.
When sober: Talk.
When I have money: Shop/go out to eat.
Summer: chill outside or terrace.
Hbu?
>>22926013
I'm actually pretty indifferent when it comes to mens bodies. I've been attracted to a guy who was borderline obese ( he was weird though. The fat was a 'hard' fat and not the blob kind. So he didn't look sloppy) and a guy who was a gymnast and veeeeery muscular. Also scrawny men and men with beer bellies. Everything goes. So body parts are whatever. Facial features are more important. Either nice lips or a nice smile. And 'kind' looking light eyes :p. I like fluffy but not fag-tier hair and I like darker blonde hair.
hbu for a female? Bodypart and facial feature.
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>>22927843
i love frogs tho. the second one i agree with. followup question, wanna get married?
>>22926644
i wont spoil nothing as long as you stay on my good side. kek jk, but idk there's a local theatre that's playing it a day before release and i just happened to get really lucky. hopefully no theatre shooting amirite
>>22926662
all time fav movie?
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>>22928100
>be American
>get shot

Yeah dont spoil anything pls :(
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>>22928100
Yes FL-kun
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Dunnu what to ask desu.. so just go ahead and ask me
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Ask what it's like to get shot
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Ask me what it's like to get shot
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>>22928100
The wolf of wall street
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>>22926350
>How did you get so ripped?

Sorry for the delayed response.

My ultimate answer is CONSISTENCY. Doing things right for a couple weeks, then switching back to bad habits/old ways will not get one to their goals. That's what I did for 6 or 7 years from my mid/late 20's to my early 30's. I had to day in and day out make the right choices.

For me, that consisted of cutting out most bread, pasta, and refined sugars from my diet. I also quit drinking altogether. My last drink was August 24, 2013. Also, I started going back to the gym regularly, 3-5 times a week. I based my workouts on compound movements (movements that use multiple joints) - bench press (barbell and dumbbell), pull ups, rows (dumbbell, barbell, and cable), overhead presses (dumbbell and barbell), high pulls (dumbbell, barbell, and cable), deadlifts, squats, and power cleans. I would do these exercises either 3-4 sets of 8-12 reps, 12-10-8-6-4-2-2 reps while gradually increasing the weight, or I would do 5 sets of 5 reps using a heavier weight. I would supplement these exercises with isolation movements. These are movements where only one joint is moving i.e. elbow, shoulder, knee. These exercises include, but not limited to bicep curls, tricep pressdowns, lateral/front raises, SHRUGS (I heart shrugs), legs extensions, leg curls, calf presses.

There's lots of info out there on working out. It can be overwhelming. I've been reading about it for 20 years. I've just kinda found what works for me. Please let me know if you have any questions :)
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>>22926294
I knew you'd get me.
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>>22930763
Wow, thanks for the massive response.

I'm doing about 70/30 cardio/weight because my main goal is to lose weight. When I do weights, I mostly do lat pulldowns, tricep pulldowns and ab crucnches. Occasioanlly leg curls and chest press.
Then I do 30 mins on the bike/25 on the treadmill.

Cutting out bread and pasta will kill me :(
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>>22930774
btw with the weights I do 3 sets of 10 reps each, and 3-4 exercises per session. I try to go to the gym 3-4 times a week as well.
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>>22927843
>body part and facial feature

This is so tough because I find a wide range of women attractive (kind of like your own experience). All the women I've dated long term have all been brunettes. I don't know why that is, but that's how it's ended up. As for general hookups, there's pretty much an even distribution of blondes/brunettes. I think generally, I'm attracted to shorter girls. I'm 6'2" (~189cm) so I'm taller than most women, though I really like to dwarf a girl and make her feel really small. Part of it is a dominance thing, another part of it is a caretaker thing. Makes me want to protect their littleness. I wish I knew about DD/lg long ago. I think I would totally be into that. But then another part of me wants a tall, lean, athletic woman for reproduction purposes. I love large, wide set eyes and a heart shaped face, good jawline, but not too defined. Small chin and small nose is hhhhnnnnggggg. And I would be lying if I didn't say that I like girls with ridiculous hourglass shape. Like almost cartoonish, but that's just more for fantasy than practical dating purposes. Despite liking larger breasts, I will take a girl with small breasted and amazing legs/butt over a big boobied girl with a flat ass. Flat ass is almost a deal breaker.

Sorry, I was all over the place :)
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>>22930774
Do you use machines or free weights? How long have you been working out? Cutting out the bread/pasta can be a gradual thing, and if you're kinda new to working out/dieting, then you should be really okay with keeping those items in there in the beginning. If anything, make sure you're adding more protein to your diet. Try adding in a protein shake in the morning and then afternoon between meals or possibly drink a protein shake with your meal after you workout.

I know you want to lose weight, but I would probably flip flop that 70/30 cardio/weights. Also, I always train weights before cardio.

Here's a sample workout that I would suggest. I'm breaking this down into push exercises, pull exercises, and legs.

>Push (Monday or whatever day you want to start on)

-Bench press (machine or free weights depending on your level of development) 4 sets of 8 reps
-Overhead Press (I recommend machine or dumbbell. I personally don't like barbell, that's me though) 4 sets of 8 reps
-Triceps Pressdowns (cable machine, varying grips) 3 sets of 12
-Front raises (dumbbells, go light!!!) 3 sets of 12-15 reps
-Treadmill - DO INTERVALS!!! Walk 1 minute, jog 1 minute alternating back and forth for 30 minutes. Seriously. Do this. Not the same, slow pace. Push yourself on the jogging. Find a good place you can complete the 30 minutes.
-No bike

>Tuesday
Rest

>Legs (Wednesday)
-Squats or if you're not good with the technique Leg Press machine 4x8
-Lunges (hold dumbbells in each hand) 4x8, 2 sets on each side (don't pussy out on this!!!)
-Seated and/or standing calf press 4x15
-hanging knee raises (abs) 4x 8-15
-Lower back extensions 4x 8-15 depending on how strong your back is
-Intervals on treadmill, no bike

>Pull (Friday)
-Lat pulldowns/assisted pull up machine 4 sets of 8 reps
-Rows (seated cable rows, move on to more advanced rows in a couple months) 4 x 8
-High Pulls (barbell works best, but dumbbell is acceptable) 4 x 8
-bicep curls 3x12
-shrugs 4 x 15
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>>22930774
>>22930957
Rest Saturday, start cycle again on Sunday. Honestly, I don't know what your schedule looks like, so this is just general idea.

Since you're trying to lose weight, you want to keep the resting period between sets to a minimum. Try no longer than 1-2 minutes. That will keep your heart rate up. Lifting almost becomes like cardio. Obviously, you may have to lessen the weight you use since you'll be resting less, but that okay.

Do this for 5-6 weeks consistently before switching anything up. Also, I cannot emphasize the importance of nutrition enough. There's lots of stuff out there to calculate ratios of carbs/fat/protein and TDEE, but I think if you add in a protein shake in the AM and the PM everyday (as in EVERY DAY), you'll see some nice results at the end of the 5 weeks.

Check back in with me at some point to let me know how things are going.
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>>22930763
Not sure if you're gonna see this, but im an ectomorph sitting at 150 lbs 5'7.

Ive been lifting for 11 months and feel like im not progressing as fast as i could by size and strength..any tips?
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