Anyone else recovering from eating like a fat-fuck yesterday? I am

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just got home from Missouri

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>>22861773
FUCK
wrong pic. kek, it's staying anyway

here is the one I mean't to post

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Oo mee

>>22861780
move to WI so we can cuddle already, ffs

>>22861773
>>22861779
Both of these are fabulous. Date duck kiss merry and lots and lots of cuddles

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>>22861773
>>22861779
Bro-marry
>>22861780
Hang, Kiss, Cuddle (probably fuck)

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>>22861773
>>22861779
Frickle frackle
>>22861780
date


drunk as shit right now ngl

>>22861788
I need to really badly. Does it get really snowy there
>>22861792
Kewll
>>22861795
Nice nose
>>22861797
Hehe nice drunk face

>>22861795
toilet house girl
>>22861797
boyz'n'da ring frodo

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>>22861773
youre so hot. everything. suicide pact and everything
>>22861779
this is hot as well
>>22861780
hang out possibly kill
>>22861792
hang out and cuddle
>>22861795
hang out with the real u
>>22861797
everything except kill
wish i was drunk tooooooo

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>>22861773
>>22861779
>>22861780
>>22861792
>>22861795
>>22861797
hang out and smoke some weed with me mother fukass

>>22861801
It's Maxim, the real girl hasn't posted in weeks.

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>>22861773
surprise buttsecs
>>22861780
date
>>22861792
fuck
>>22861795
date
>>22861797
chill

>>22861795
stab stab stabby stab

>>22861802
i legit had a fuckin lord of the rings replica ring that i found earlier, lost it ffs ;-; wanted to post pics for top jokes

>>22861828
i had one too i lost it fuck we are like sauron bros now

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>>22861804
Why the possible kill. Also ypu seem pretty cool define hang
>>22861807
It's Aladin!!
>>22861809
No its me. Here is timestamp c:
>>22861813
Thanks. Nice coat

>>22861795
Everything except marry and kill.
Maybe marry.
>>22861797
I want to be nice and hang out, but you look like someone that tried to fuck my ex when I was with her.
>>22861804
Hang out, cuddle, kiss, probably fuck
>>22861807
Don't smoke, but I'll hang with you too
>>22861813
Hang out
>as long as we don't make eye contact or the balls don't touch
>>22861836
Hang out, kiss once

>>22861843
sorry for looking like that guy, he sounds a cunt ;-; otherwise i'd hang out with ya breh
>>22861804
all except kill too bb <3
>>22861807
yes pls
>>22861813
got me some netflix, we can chill bb ;)
>>22861795
prolly just briefly pass by
>>22861850
keel

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>>22861773
kill
>>22861779
runthefuckaway
>>22861780
hatefuck
>>22861792
kill
>>22861795
i know i already rated you, but kill. again.
>>22861797
fucking murder
>>22861804
educate and tell you to stop wasting your time on the webs
>>22861807
steal your monkey and then leave your body in an alley, street rat
>>22861813
avoid

>>22861836
two words - skin coat.
>>22861850
cut off your nose and wear it for amusement

>>22861862
Hate fucking isn't very nice

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>>22861780
Date
>>22861795
Date
>>22861804
Cuddle
>>22861807
Be my best friend because you are Aladdin

I wish i cut my hair today... oh well

>>22861870
no shit? i thought it was a compliment. welp, there goes my self-esteem.

>>22861867
What?!?! Is that a bad thing. I'm the same person you're gonna hate fuck. So hate fuck then skin and make a coat?? Ouch

>>22861773
Shitpost on /pol/ behind an Australian VPN with
>>22861804
Hang out and go on adventures together
>>22861836
Climb the goat tower with and hang out with llamas together

>>22861873
cut your hair into a reverse mohawk while you sleep and super glue the cut hair onto your dick.

>>22861850
Hang out
>>22861859
I'd chill with you regardless
>>22861862
Gladiator fight to the death
>>22861873
Hang out

>>22861780
cuddlebud

>>22861792
:*

>>22861795
no u

>>22861797
frick

>>22861804
<3 sounds gud

>>22861807
fly away on that magic carpet with

>>22861813
i'm prepared

>>22861801
yes, it does. came home to frost n shit. it's pretty cozy :3

>>22861850
live in your nose

>>22861862
thunder kick

>>22861877
oh shit that's the same person? nah, i'd never make a skin coat out of someone i would hatefuck. that's just immoral.

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>>22861773
Chill and chase women with

>>22861780
Kiss, cuddle, date, fuck, chill

>>22861792
Chill

>>22861795
Kiss, cuddle, date, fuck, chill

>>22861797
Chill

>>22861804
Kiss, cuddle, date, fuck, chill

>>22861807
420blazeitfaggot/10

>>22861813
Chill

>>22861836
Kiss, cuddle, fuck, chill with again

>>22861862
Chill if your not too weird

>>22861873
Chill

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i'm sorry if my bowtie intimidates you all, i had to go to a wedding
>>22861773
welcome back my ginger friend. erthang except kill
>>22861780
kiss, maybe some datin
>>22861797
fuck, hang
>>22861804
cuddle
>>22861862
hatefuck then lovekill

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>>22861773
>>22861779
bruh, chill everyday, have a bromance haha
>>22861780
cuddle, fuck, kiss, hangout
>>22861792
hang
>>22861795
kill
>>22861797
hang out and drink with
>>22861804
everything but kill <3
>>22861807
hang and smoke till the carpet can fly
>>22861813
hang
>>22861897
hang

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>>22861873
>>22861862
>>22861859
>>22861836
>>22861843
when does the party begin?

>>22861897
>if i'm not too weird

dude that hurt my feelings

for that you get a marry.

>>22861902
Kill

>>22861902
murder
>>22861904
shave your stupid fucking head and then carve my initials into your scalp
>>22861905
tie you to train tracks so i can hear the scream and the splatter

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>>22861889
Haha yayy. And sorry I hurt your self-esteem bby
>>22861881
YAAASS SS
>>22861888
I approve
>>22861888
Also. I fucking love snow. That's the perfect cuddle weather :*
>>22861897
Of course Mr Wolverine
>>22861902
As long as you wear that bow tie on dates
>>22861904
Yay
>>22861905
Naow. Let's go

Ft llamas

>>22861923
>>22861780
>>22861836
Is it a coincidence your ID end in Qt? I think not ;)

>>22861807
not sure who wouldnt hang out with your cool ass
>>22861813
hang out and snarl at people
>>22861836
not sure i kinda just said it. i wanna hang with the llamas with u llama whisperer
>>22861862
im down
>>22861873
sure
>>22861881
yessssss pls <3
>>22861897
sure on a mountain
>>22861902
yes <3
>>22861904
mmm yes youre so adorable <3

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>>22861923

>>22861908
As long as I get to be the dude :)

>>22861920
thats some psycho shit but you do you

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>>22861939
>yessssss pls <3
Adventure innamountains with me, anon~

>>22861938
Hahahaha. That's brilliant. In the long hair thread mine is BUTootOE it has butt toot and toe in it. Its the little things :')
>>22861939
I would gladly introduce you to my llamas
>>22861943
TIME TO FUCK IN THE GOAT TOWER. Sadly. My llamas don't have a goat tower :'c

>>22861963
>TIME TO FUCK IN THE GOAT TOWER
Woah, slow down, anon. When did fucking come into this?
>Sadly. My llamas don't have a goat tower :'c
We can build one for them! And adopt goats from a sanctuary and bring them to the goat tower so the llamas can have goat friends!

>>22861897
Right back at ya
>>22861902
Would chill like a gentleman with
>>22861904
You too
>>22861905
I don't know
>>22861923
Would pet until I got spat on
>>22861943
Would fuck in, with goats watching

>>22861988
I'm very tired. This is the time of night where I say random shit I shouldn't c: and yes we need goats and llamas

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>>22861773
>>22861779
Hang out and EAT FRUIT LOOPS WITH CHOCOLATE MILK

>>22861780
Cuddle, Date, Kiss

>>22861795
Fuck

>>22861804
Cuddle, Hang out

>>22861923
Ride (Get it?! Cause... you're a... y'know...)

>>22861797
Hang out

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>>22861994
>Would fuck in, with goats watching
>mfw
>>22861999
Yesss~

>>22861994
According to common belief. Llamas don't spit as often as people say they do. Most the time they only spit on each other in competition over food. Llamas also have a better temperate and spit less than alpacas
>>22862001
Same to you
>>22862001
YOU CANT RIDE LLAMAS they would break their backs

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>>22861773
>>22861902
Kiss, cuddle, date, marry, fuck
>>22861780
>>22861862
Hang
>>22861792
Kill
>>22861797
>>22861813
>>22861873
Hang and cuddle
>>22861804
Hang 4 evs
>>22861902
>i'm sorry if my bowtie intimidates you all, i had to go to a wedding
Did my comment scar you?
>>22861904
>>22862001
Hang, cuddle, kiss

>>22862006
Oh fuck didn't know that, how would we cuddle, date, and/or kiss if you had a broken back?

>>22862005
But we would definitely cuddle with goats and lay on llamas in the goat tower

>>22862014
Hmm. Might be difficult. Just don't ride in the first place?

>>22862021
Hahaha noted

>>22862017
Yes pls <3

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>>22861780
God your so fucking cute

>>22861996
caress with knives
>>22862001
stone to death
>>22862011
paint a portrait

>>22862011
everything except kill. and no you were clearly just intimidated by its magnificence and boldness. but it's okay, it's a normal reaction

>>22862026
Glad you learned something today
>>22862028
Yaaayyyy
>>22862032
Why thank you Mr or Ms. I don't really know
>>22862039
You have the best replies. You make me laugh. I like you

>>22861996
>>22862001
Chill
>>22862011
I'm sorry you feel that way. You're kinda attractive though.
I'd stay away from you so I can live.

>>22862045
preciate it.

really just say the first thing that comes into my head. which may or may not make me a serial killer.

use your iMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGIIIINNNAAAAAATTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOn.

>>22862047
Thought you didn't like me so I went with that one as there is no avoid
>>22862041
Triggered about a bowtie

>>22862077
We all have those thoughts. The difference between a serial killer and regular person is whether they act on those thoughts

>>22862084
I have mixed opinions of you. You're cute, but not my type.

>>22862084
nice job triggering me. i'll have you know i'm a proud ttbt (tie to bowtie) i dont think you understand just how much you've offended me

>>22861897
sounds good

>>22861902
right back 'atcha, Cullen

>>22861904
ayyyy dawg. fosho

>>22861923
it's chilly in my room and everything too. I have this tiny-ass electric heater that I keep next to my bed. cozy as fuck

>>22861996
sit and not talk because you don't look like the talking type

>>22862001
hellz yeah

>>22862011
go to war for

>>22862121
i like your bowtie, Florida-chan

>>22862217
Mmf yes please. Man you're making me want cuddles so bad. Its torturous

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>>22862011
Bite
>>22862001
Cuddle
>>22861996
Kill
>>22861905
Kill
>>22861904
Cuddle
>>22861902
Kiss
>>22861897
Hang out
>>22861873
Hang out
>>22861862
Hang out
>>22861850
Kill
>>22861836
Fuck
>>22861813
Kill
>>22861807
Kill
>>22861804
Lick until you lose track of reality
>>22861797
Kill
>>22861795
Kill
>>22861792
Hang out
>>22861779
Fuck probably

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>>22862371
Date and fug

>>22861779
Hang out

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>>22862371
killing me twice girl
damn you aint got no chill

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>>22862386
Watch flicks with
>>22862371
go to a fancy restaurant
>>22862011
hang
>>22862001
hang out
>>22861996
kill you before you kill me
>>22861904
kill
>>22861902
kill
>>22861897
barhop

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>>22861780
Kiss, cuddle, fuck
>>22861795
Fuck... Hard, you'd probably be cool to hangout with too
>>22861836
Hangout
>>22862011
Fuck and date
>>22862371
Hangout

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>>22862011
Run fingers through hair.
>>22862371
Date.
>>22862386
Hang.
>>22862400
Pass by on the street without eye contact.
>>22862410
Pass by on the street without eye contact.
>>22862411
Pass by on the street without eye contact.

>>22862386
Would start an experimental hip hop group with

>>22862371
Cuddle

>>22862011
Cuddle

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>>22861780
kill
>>22861792
fuck
>>22861795
kill, gross roastie
>>22861804
kill
>>22861807
degenerate, kill
>>22861813
hang out
>>22861836
kill
>>22861862
hang out
>>22861873
kill
>>22861897
cuddle
>>22862011
kill
>>22862371
fuck and then kill
>>22862386
1 less pajeet, kill
>>22862457
would remove kebab with

>>22862521
schizophrenia?

>>22862532
>>22862400
kill

>>22862521
kill because you killed like 63 of my niggas

>>22862457
probably hang

>>22862411
kill because you only did girls >:(

>>22862410
maybe chill

>>22862386
hang

>>22862371
fug and hang

>>22862225
WELL GET OVER HERE AND I'LL LET MY HAIR DOWN FROM MY WINDOW FOR YOU TO CLIMB UP.

bring some cheetos and a sleeping bag

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>>22862521
Cuddle
>>22862410
Talk about space
>>22862386
Play video games
>>22862371
Gossip
>>22862011
Share makeup tips
>>22862001
Shave your face for you
>>22861904
Run fingers through hair
>>22861873
Trade glasses
>>22861850
Refer to rhinoplasty specialist

>>22862556
But I dont have any cheetoosss. I'll bring muffins though
>>22862521
Not very niceee


Also BUMP

>>22862371
>can't tell gender
Hang out, probably fuck/cuddle
>>22862386
>>22862400
Hang out with a lot, because you look like one of my childhood friends
>>22862410
>>22862411
>>22862457
Hang out
>>22862521
Hang out (right back at you)
>>22862540
Hang out, date, kiss, cuddle, fuck
>>22862559
Hang out, but not often

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>>22861902
puch
>>22861904
get a cold one with
>>22862001
ignore
>>22862011
ayyy lmao
>>22862371
not sure if male or female
>>22862410
would kill normies with this senpai
>>22862411
punch

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>>22862011
>>22864731
Cute

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>>22861773
Date date date <3
>>22861779
so cute
>>22861780
cuddle
>>22861792
hang out
>>22861804
date kiss cuddle everything awesome <3 im so in love
>>22861797
hang
>>22861807
hang and maybe date
>>22861813
do makeover and then date
>>22861862
fight
>>22861873
fight
>>22861897
date
>>22861902
hang
>>22861904
hang
>>22861905
kill if keeps on duck facing
>>22861923
eat
>>22862371
hang and that outfit is so cool

More l8er

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>>22861780
date
>>22861792
hang
>>22861804
hang and cuddle
>>22861807
get high and ride carpets
>>22862011
cuddle
>>22862540
date
>>22864748
fuck

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I'm late but I'd hang with pretty much everyone here

>>22865675
Would fight Ras al ghul with
inb4 Oliver Queen the Green Arrow
>>22865706
would be intimidated by beard

>>22866068
Cuddle, fuck, date

Rate some other people too.

>>22861780
Cuddle
Hang out
>>22861797
Kiss
Hang out
Cuddle date
>>22861897
Fuck
>>22861996
Kill before you kill Carl or Rick
>>22862411
You look like a heavier Clay from big brother 17.
Fuck