post your waifus/husbandos

Gingerman and punkanon and ninja girl <3

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She's cute but probably wouldn't talk to me irl.

>>22833504
Just go talk to her, she's rediculous. You can either live with your regret or try your best to weasel your way in there. Doesn't matter how long it takes just get it done, she looks worth.

Then eat her ass and post pics

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There's a girl that I haven't seen before (though I've only been around for the last 3 weeks or so) that popped up on a rate thread last night. She has a beautiful face, rocks a "natural" look on her makeup, really pretty straight hair, great curvy figure. I can't figure out if she had a really good plastic surgeon (she posted a gif of her tits. Couldn't find scars, but gif was low quality) or she has as close to a perfect set of natural breasts as there comes. Anyway, I guess time will tell if she's a nice girl and humble about her looks, or self-absorbed bitch. In the meantime, I think quite highly of her :)

>>22833504
she seems really easy

she talks to a lot of different guys

>>22833504

I'll agree. She's cute as fuck, but her personality is... abrasive. She's an r9k regular and it shows.

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>>22833504
aw hey wtf yeah talk to me man
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shit i just came here to post a picture of cillian murphy, didn't expect to see myself
>>22833562
yeah i am abrasive as fck
most of its all just pushing people's buttons/fucking around though

>>22833559
she says shes a virgin
>>22833562
agree her personality is extremely abrasive. that being said i dont hold if against her, just another autistic girl on 4chan nothing new there.

>>22833566
tfw accidentally typed ca[tcha in reply

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Waifus are gay, I only have husbando.

>>22833573
i am, but i do try to talk to people and involve myself in skype activities like groups and shit
hence why i'm on this board as well

>>22833593
its ok babe dw about it.

>>22833609
hey at least i cant win the normalfag bingo or the beta bingo

>>22833627
i dont think ive ever seen those before. got the pics?

>>22833504
>>22833559
This. She'll literally talk with everyone and flirt with them and shit. She's also like 16. AVOID.

>>22833627
you seemed pretty normal to me imho

I think you also got bored of talking to me within like five minutes. Not like it matters.

>>22833642
i dont have the templates but i have mine..?

>>22833659
lol incorrect
>>22833663
yeah that may have happened but thanks i guess

>>22833665
sure lets see it

>>22833672
lol, correct.

>>22833553

I like this one, she's hot as hell. That cleavage is fucking incredible.

>>22833566
>pushing buttons/fucking around

I've got such a problem with that terminology. It's something I hear a lot from those Uber Bros that I just want to bludgeon with something heavy. They say something knowing that it's offensive, or are just being assholes for the sake of being assholes and they get defensive and are all like "Hey man! I was just joking! Just fucking around, bro! What's your problem, bro? Got no sense of humor?"

I've got an excellent sense of humor. But there's a difference between having a sense of humor and being an asshole.

>>22833708
There's this thing that happens with attractive women where they're getting so much leniency and attention from lots of new men that they don't ever feel the need to be tactful or to make a good impression. It's like even if she loses one orbiter per day she's still meeting five more at the same time.

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>>22833677
aight lemme combine the two
update: didn't find beta but found loser version
>>22833692
she's cute
>>22833702
nah but have fun shitposting to yourself
>>22833708
yeah i know what you mean, sorry for triggering you
i just like to tease people when they've butchered a sentence or prod at them for something stupid they did or said when i'm being flirtatious or friendly

>>22833497
<3

>>22833504
She always rates me high in rate threads :3 I like her. She's cute

>>22833692
I really like Lizzy. Sure, her "camwhore tendencies" are a bit of a negative for me, but she seems really cool. Whenever I actually talk to her she's really friendly. The kind of girl I'd try to date irl, desu senpai

>>22833553
She's very pretty, but I have to say, those tits scream fake.

>>22833728
the one that stands out the most is the masturbation thing. i think its cool you masturbate instead of having sex especially since you are really good looking.

a+ for the day

you still arent my crush though.

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My wife Jeanne

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>>22833759
Add justsharingpussy for more

>>22833728

No trigger, just shit that grinds my gears.

>>22833751

>fake tits

What is it with 4chan and this collective hatred of fake tits? Seriously, why do I see this so often here, that ya'll get bullhurt and cranky about fake tits? If it's a good boob-job, so what?

Maybe I'm just a size king... I like big tits. Don't care about fake, so long as they're not porn star Bolt Ons. If they're large, but naturalish looking, what the hell do I care?

>>22833751
thanks
also, her tits look real to me
just big, not really uncommon
>>22833756
thanks
>>22833768
sorry for gear grinding then

>>22833806
she's posted about having had a boob job before. I don't really care either way

>>22833831
oh ok

>>22833806

Meh, apology accepted.

Nobody learns anything, and nothing is ever changed if people aren't willing to say shit.

Like I said, you're still hot as fuck and this is the internet. I'm allowed to disagree and still stare, especially with how nearby you are.

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As pure as the driven snow

>>22833768
Hey, I thought I was being rational with my comments. I wasn't hating on her fake tits, they are just not for me. I didn't mean it as a negative. Just personally preference.

Wasn't butthurt/cranky at all

>>22833854

Alright. Sorry, anon. I've just seen a lot of snootiness about fake tits.

Guess my Crush. If right, I'll post image.

>>22833888
Me

>>22833911
Who is "Me"?

>>22833912
Post my pic and we see if its me

>>22833888
dem trips

>>22833888
Liz??

>>22833941
Nice try. Are you male or female?

>>22833953
Either

>>22833888
Is it male or female

>>22833951
No

>>22833987
Doesn't work that way.

Hint: Female, Brown Hair, Green/Blue Eyes, HTC

>>22833961
She's cute and sexy as hell

>>22834002
Are you describing me?

>>22834021
Possibly?

>>22834038
Fine thats me, post pic now

>>22834002
HTC as in? The phone?

>>22834072
Indeed

>>22834077
Do you know her name?

>>22834083
Yes

>>22834088
Starts with R

>>22833839
thanks

>>22834089
Rokku?

>>22834089
No

>>22834088
Does it start with E?

>>22834106
Yes

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he is so cute! only seen him once in a rate thread ;__; come back bby

>>22834130
Emma.

>>22834130
Emma?

>>22834142
Who is this??

>>22834141
Who is this??

>>22834245
Well. Emma.

>>22834255
You're Emma?

>>22834258
I'm Emma.

>>22834268
Hi, Emma.

>>22834273
Hi, anon. May I ask how you know my name and phone???

>>22834279
You told me your name.

>>22834284
When? And phone?

>>22834288 see >>22834255

>>22834293
You knew my name beforehand. Who are you?

>>22834311
Message me on Kik. If you are correct in assuming who I am, then you will know.

>>22834315
Chachachachachangees??

>>22834317
Love David Bowie also

>>22834317
Part of me really doesn't want you to know.

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>>22833487

>>22833849
She's cool as fuck.

>>22834338
I'd love to know. Kik me.

>>22834330
Bowie is brilliant. <333

>>22834373
Agree, still doesn't surpass my husbando tho but he is way up there
>>22833586

>>22834387
I prefer my good ole B. Dylan

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>>22833888
Fulfilling... You guys are good.

>>22834417
Oh jeez that's an old one of me. Where did you find that

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>>22833487
>all this 3D

You people disgust me

>>22834426
Ah. Gotcha, well I'd still love to know who you are. Shoot me a message soon hun

>>22834423
Here on 4chan. I haven't lied to you this far. I'm not going to start now.

>>22834475
Come onn. Tell me who you are <3

>>22834468
Where's the excitement in that? You could always test your luck. Not that I'd tell you if you're right. We could always talk about whatever comes to mind.

>>22834485
Well I'm very intrigued. Cmon, pleeease

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Give us Sam

>>22834510
Seriously though, does she really still post here?
Also Bella, where's my Tennessee qt.

>>22833961
Hi who r u my fran wants to kno

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>>22834720
>femanon21

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myself ;)

>>22834726
I have over 21 pics of femanons saved and pic related is my favorite. Problem?

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I feel like shit when I see her. Thats the most beautiful a girl can be.

>>22835620

Kira's delicious, no doubt about it. She plays it up though, and plays it up hard.

>>22835659
I don't care about /soc/ drama.

If I could have sex with a girl of that caliber just once, I don't care if I have to pay upwards of $500, I could just die there. I'd be fine with my life and ready to conclude at anytime, every second I lived after that would just be a bonus point

>>22833728
Whoa, what would I be if I am 90% covered in normal and loser bingo?

>>22835664
She's good at appearance, but maybe she wouldn't even want to have sex.

If you really wanted her, you'd want to talk to her, to flirt with her, to dance with her, all while gazing into those dark, cheerful eyes.

>>22835725
She would definitely not touch me with a ten foot pole, unless she was a sex worker herself, and one with lower standards at that.

Im talking about any girl at her level of pretty or anywhere close.

I'm not going to try for girls the conventional way

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Spanish wolverine husbando forever

>>22834800
you're not ler

>>22834530
>Bella
You realize you keep saying her name wrong, right?

>>22833504
>She's cute but probably wouldn't talk to me irl.
Yeah, that's because almost everyone on 4chan is a fucking socially anxious wreck and (or) fucking autistic; no one from 4chan would talk to you or anyone else.
Y'all are incredibly in denial as well, just watch, any reply to this will be someone trying to play this off as >edgy, over thinking, being too harsh, or "putting too much effort into this."
You faggots are the worst and I can't bear calling most of you remotely human.
Since when are these threads not bannable anymore?

>>22836136
Why the hell are you so worked up lol

>>22836165
Fuckin' nailed it.

>>22836169
I didn't say anything along the lines of what you assumed would be said
Really why are you so worked up

>>22836136

So why post here if you hate everyone so much? I mean... what's the point?

>>22834510
>>22834530
Fairly sure thats a dude!?

>>22836136
>analyzing strangers based on random posts so aggressively

>>22836169
>not getting jokes

You sound autistic, mate. Chill a little.

>>22836169
>I correctly guessed someone may reply to my ranting

Bruh can I get dose lottery tickets?

>>22833728
Sorry for triggering you?? Ok I'm new to soc is it the Tumblr of 4chan? Or what?

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Only photo I have of my current /soc/ crush.
>Not sorry.

>>22836263
If you mean SJW hugbox, no it's not.

But we're all self-important narcissists while simultaneously brimming with self-loathing.

>>22835690
an alien
>>22836136
oh boy you're so smart I wish we could all see the light!

>>22836487
I pity you, I really do.

>>22836493
thanks dude I really appreciate it
damn you're full of meaningful contributions today

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h-hi cutest girl ever

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>>22835774
Oh hey, that's me! Who's this?!?!

>>22834417
I need more of this girl in my life too.

>>22838786
damn ur hot dude

>>22839532
Thanks friend :) I try to keep my shit together.

that asian guy from the would you fuck thread omg

>>22838786
Take a wild guess :P

>>22838786
How old are you, how tall and what do you weigh? I've been miring!

>>22840111
Hey My Pixie Cut Lovely xoxoxo

>>22840267
Thank you! I'm 34 y/o, 6'2" (188 cm, I think), 205 lbs. (93 kg.)

How about yourself?

is this where we post our own pictures and crush on ourselves?

>>22833553
Self post times a thousand
You're about a 5 or 6 without makeup and cleavage though.

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>>22834510
this desu m8

huge crush

>>22840338
Dang, first try :P I was sure you were going to have to go through a list of admirers

>>22840429
This girl is QT, definitely more
I think you mean that butterfaced Finnish weab girl with the massive ego

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this face

>>22842166
Rokku-chan is hotter.
You butthurt plebs need to leave.

>>22842426
KEK and there she is.
As if it wasn't obvious since the only person to say that is her.

>>22842469
Isn't she the photoshop troll?
Always made sense since she is LITERALLY here 24/7, after all

>>22842487
I wouldn't doubt it. She's also had grudges on posters who the Photoshop troll hated. Ding ding!

>>22842487
>LITERALLY here 24/7, after all
So you must be here 24/7 to know that.
I've been on for around 3 years and the shooping started already about a year or so ago. She's been on here for around 2 months. I was one of the first to kik her back then.

>>22842469
What, why would Rokku-chan refer herself in the third person?
>>22842487
She is already a tenten why would she need photoshop lol

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>>22842501
They meant that she is maxim, photoshopping herself and other girls.

>>22842501
She has been caught before having a split personality talking in third person. Someone forgot to take their meds!
>>22842500
Look! There she is using maxim as a scape goat again! Ah it all makes sense!

>>22842182
Saw a gif of this guy a long time ago here. He was turning their head from side to side to show off his jaw, which indicates he might be a puahate/slutehate member who obsess over male aesthetics.

>>22842517
his head*

>>22842501
If you're not that mental weaboo girl then timestamp

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>>22842513
I've spoken to her awhile, and haven't seen what you're talking about on /soc/ or kik even once.

>>22842513
She is a woman what do you expect? She is close to prefect imo, thinks like a guy, acts like a woman
>>22842525
I'm a dude still dude...

>>22842532
>close to prefect imo

HAHAHAHAHA, Hi Rokku
*grabs popcorn*

>>22842545
Damn the beta frustration is strong in this one.
Rokku-chan pls post yourself and prove this dumbass wrong :D

>>22842587
An IP switch proves nothing, dumbass. she does it all the time.

*grabs more popcorn for the unveiling*

>>22837213
Who are you anon <3 ?

>>22842623
Wtf seriously, you homos are so stupid, im not gonne post picture, si fuera yp ella no estaria hablando español o no? Pinche bruto

Christopher <:

>>22842633
if you're this girl >>22837213,
your secret admirer from san francisco.
hi <3

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>>22833849
But who are you thouuughhh.

I really do appreciate you being so sweet all the time though :)

Again, rare photo for identity validity.

>>22833566
EXETER
I too frequent r9k

>>22843697
You ever end up moving to Spain or wherever it was you were going?

>>22840091
do u mean the brandon person?

>>22843738
Yes I did! I'm here right now, in Rota. Will be going to Valencia tomorrow :)

>>22843697
no one of consequence

>>22842165
Lol, I don't think I'm admired by as many people as you think. Plus, you're the only one I talk to off /soc/.

>>22843844
Dang, used to be so close by :')

>>22842948
Thank you for always noticing me <3 do you ever wanna chat sometime?

>>22844014
you'd be impossible to not notice.
and, yea i'd like that

>>22843697
Where do you live? The guy on the left looks familiar. Is he gay? (He changes his name often so Idk what he goes by. His birthname starts with T)

>>22843849
Yeah but I want to knowwwwww ;_;
>>22843968
Where'd you live!

>>22844036
At the time that photo was taken, I was in Vancouver, Washington. The guy on the left is named Josh and he is in a relationship with the girl in the middle now, although previously he was in a relationship with this tumblrina that treated everyone kinda crappy and was an emotional vampire. I don't think he's gay but he's super liberal and smokes the devil's lettuce 24/7 (daily snapchats of it, seriously it gets old) and would probably try it out at least once.

aka he's definitely not the guy you are looking for. He was also 16 in this photo and is now 18.

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Lessthanthree

>>22844066
Stuck in lovely old Ohio, I think I remember you saying you were next door in Indiana once. Correct me if I'm wrong.