Go you bastards

starting with you op

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first you fricks

>>22829579
you love being redhead, and you live in Alaska

>>22829579
I assume you go on soc about 8 hours a day

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>>22829579
husbando, big fan of king of the hill, has a big plan for the future. from the picture alone, you have cosplayed as danky kang on more than one occasion

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>>22829579
but who was first?

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>>22829579
He is really a monkey
>>22829591
You are passing a depression but now you are better and much confident about yourself

>>22829591
Not you.

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>>22829579
Torrent all your movies, post on reddit, listen to heavy metal, Irish

>>22829594
like soccer, listen to house music, belgian and english ancestry

>>22829591
Is actually maxim

>>22829579
Not actually Cousin It.

>>22829591
Despite how pretty she is, lives to embrace a tomboy side of her.

>>22829594
Would like a career as an artist, but will take a "safe" job in a corporate type job.

>>22829617
really good at pool, likes to jog in the morning, you also look like you would be a cool dad
>>22829612
you have thought about getting your ears pierced more than once
>>22829602
likes to listen to Have A Nice Life in the dark
>>22829594
would be fun to hang with, enjoys wearing scarfs in the winter
>>22829591
likes going to festivals and getting high af on mdma while dancing
>>22829579
you would like to get into recrative cycling but you'd rather rewatch Spaced while drinking coffee t b h

>>22829602
Is a loner.

>>22829591
can do a kick flip. arizona ice tea is your jam

>>22829594
yes to all.
can send grills into an orgasmic fit by just shooting them a glare

>>22829597
.....
can play the drums very well. knows who to play at least 3 different instruments

>>22829602
yup.
is very depressed. likes his vidyas

>>22829612
yes to all. except I do not live in Ireland
you are a hardcore gamer. /b/ and /v/ are your seconds homes

>>22829617
financially successful. lives somewhere warm.

>>22829653
truuuuu

>>22829653
>likes to listen to Have A Nice Life in the dark
Deathconsciousness was made to be listened alone in the dark haha

>>22829675
Lacks ambition. Sits at home whenever possible to play video games and browse the web.

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Be gentle >__<

>>22829688
Did not graduate high school. Listens to Metallica but also likes rap. Smokes pot but wants to experiment with other drugs.

>>22829701
Wrong, so wrong, everything wrong....It made me laugh

>>22829688
in an alternate reality is the member of a shitty pop punk band in the 00s
>>22829675
leads an extremely normal life, but you are happy and that's what matters

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>>22829579
you are actually a gorilla with an human suit wearing a gorilla mask

>>22829591
something something boobs

>>22829594
YOU ROCK
SICK RIFF
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>>22829597
you would win in a posing contest

>>22829602
serial killer killer

>>22829612
you got superpowers from a genie, in exchange, your face grows longer everytime you use them

>>22829617
once beat up an entire school of ninjas

>>22829675
cries himself to sleep everynight

>>22829688
still uses shitty emoticons :3

>>22829808
would like to have more friends right now

>>22829830
Smokes cigarettes but doesn't inhale. Still calls mom for money.

>>22829830
spot on

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>>22829830
yes

You got a couple of qt weeb girls with fringes lusting after you

>>22829665
I wouldn't call myself financially successful, but back in February, I got my first job since graduating college in December of 2007 where I'm not living paycheck to paycheck anymore. It's a really nice feeling to have everything paid for, 401k set aside, 10% of gross income in the savings account, and still have a couple hundred dollars at the end of the month :)

>>22829665
And I live in North Carolina where it is fairly warm for a good part of the year. Our winters are mild and it's pretty hot and humid from late Spring to early Fall.

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>>22829579
Owns a lifejacket
>>22829591
Does chores without complaint
>>22829594
Has rich parents
>>22829597
Washes dishes by hand
>>22829602
Listens to pop rap
>>22829612
Owns more than one version of Call of Duty
>>22829617
Drives a truck
>>22829675
Does not drive a truck
>>22829688
Secretly likes jazz
>>22829808
Has a favorite pony
>>22829830
Wears a coat even when warm to make use of the pockets

>>22829983
Is sideways

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>>22829983
I do like jazz... Soil and Pimp sessions bruh.

>>22829675
Is a computer programmer.

>>22829983
>drives a truck

Actually, I don't - i drive a 2 door Accord.

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no bully

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pls bully im bad at this

>>22830173
>>22830159
Guys you supposed to do other people when you post unless you are first

Am i rightside up now

>>22830206
so we can assume im an idiot?

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>>22830206
Test

>>22830223
Haha! Take that, phone

Stupid tiny computer

>>22829579
probably somekind of deep artsy with a shallow personality
>>22829591
random tits out of your facebook friend list or google image
>>22829594
is either a psychopath or someone with a well balanced life
>>22829597
not a convincing trap so i assume you're just a funny guy all around
>>22829602
lonely. dont worry i am too.
>>22829612
is the kid in SOAD's aerial clip.
>>22829617
low self esteem for some random reason, kind of moody but still fun to chill with
>>22829808
xXxShAdOwAnGeLxXxSniperzxXxMlG 2.0

>>22830206
yea
but i got lazy at first

>>22830173
It's a manlet

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I'm a guy. Just disclaiming for accuracy's sake.

>>22829579
You've been first on a lot of boards. Recently unemployed.

>>22829591
Doesn't talk to many people. Exploring some aspect of your life currently.

>>22829594
Stressed over something.

>>22829597
What's on second

>>22829602
You like art house films.

>>22829612
You're a shut-in.

>>22829617
You're recently single. Just got out of a serious relationship.

>>22829675
You've been playing Fallout 4 this weekend.

>>22829688
You lack self-confidence. You're working on it, though.

>>22829808
Clinically depressed.

>>22829830
Can make a bong from anything.

>>22829983
You spend your free time hunting or on a gun range.

>>22830159
You have RBF, unfortunately.

>>22830173
That's the longest your beard has been. Hair is a different story.

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>>22831109
Wow you hit it head on.

>>22831209
likes Wong Kar-wai films and tries to act like one of his characters

>>22831109
>implying rbf isn't thug

>>22831746
major blowjob

u all fags lmao