Who would call me up for a 1 night stand?

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I get really cold during winter.

>>22827185
I would because your face is cute in my opinion and your breasts look entirely magnificent. But I would want to cuddle too.

Sure why not...

I'd definitely make some body heat with you.

Damn, I would! Kik?

Yuup.

definitely!

>>22827185
Kik sparta_guy

>>22827185
If you leave the glasses on when you fuck, absolutely yes.

Kik anactualbadger
I wouldn't want it to end at one night but I could never say no

>>22827185
not just 1 night...

I think we all are up for it :P

xWolfy18
You should kik me

>>22827275
Waiting for an answer on this. Fucking a girl with glasses on is the best thing ever.

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>>22827188
Is the Dalai Llama Buddhist?

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>>22827398
Is the Dalai Llama Buddhist?
I hate to nitpick, but...

>>22827521
I really.

REALLY.

Hate autocorrect.

>>22827185
I would, if I had your number. You should send it to me...

kik: anonymitist

>>22827185
I would if i could ;D

>>22827185
Great tits !!!

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>>22827626
Terrible lad

>>22827703
What ??

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>>22827626
>>22827715
Oh you thirsty.

>>22827188
id fuck her

>>22827185
snapchat me at elganl and i'll explain exactly what would happen on the one night stand :-)

>>22827185
If you insisted, I'd consider it.

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>>22827185
I'd wreck you with no hesitation at all kik me : taywhore1

>>22827185

If you were real? And nearby? Yeah. That chick's got some nice tits.

>>22828005
No hate bro, but you dont seem like the type that can wreck, omo

>>22828030
Why fuck er? Just play with her boobs all night long

>>22828049

Nah, I couldn't go for just tit play all night. After a bit I'd want more.

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>>22828005
Ever had a 300zx?

>>22828093
No, but I'm sure it's more affordable than the FXX. Is that my Christmas present? Ahh, hunny, wasn't necessary AT ALL!

3kai
Kik me

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A/L?

>if pics you hell fucking yea

I'd call you for every night stand

I'd wear her skin and fuck her corpse

>>22827185
you look like a girl i know, if she wasnt dating my friend id have already.

>>22828043
You'd be surprised by the kinda guys that know how to treat a pussy right. Looks are deceiving.

I would fuck your brains out...

>>22828093
Overrated trash.

If I was a Single man

>>22827185
More like 50 years of marriage until we die of old

>>22827532
The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.*

-- Ogden Nash


*The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as a three-alarmer. Pooh.

>>22827185
absolutely. I'd call you up for a many night stand

I could Skype sex with you if interested <3

>>22827185
Based on first pic only, yes. Together with the second one, only if I am drunk … too drunk to operate a phone.

>>22827185
I would hit you up for dinner, and drinks

If you are then keen for a few rounds in the sack, I would be very down.

After that I will give you sweet pillow talk till I secure my next time seeing you.

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>>22827185
I want to suck on your tits, really, really bad, desu senpai

>>22827185
Your glasses look stupid. I would not.

ITT desperate faggots

>>22827185
i would
but you're probably really far away

I would. Got a kik? 24, white, big cock.

>>22827185
Yup, if only I wasn't Italian.

>>22827185
>>22827188

Being as you're probably several thousand miles away, no. If you were closer though, yeah sure. you look like you'd be both quite dirty in bed and a thoroughly nice pillow to boot.

All these replies and not one request for a time stamp?
Y'all are some thirsty faggots.

>>22827185
I would for sure

>>22827188
ONLY A ONE NIGHT STAND? BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!??? :(

>>22831015
I'm bored and thirsty. :(

>>22827185
yes and kik me freshadams

You into chicks?

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>>22831357
Seriously, no request for a timestamp? Or where "she" is located? What's the point?


>>22831015
>literally this.

>>22831015
what he said.

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Hell yeah I'd fuck ya all night long in all your holes

Kik me pls: RvztyWyze

>>22831015
>>22832109

Reverse image search, no matches. Possibly legit.

>>22828005
you look like you only wreck gay assholes

>>22832109

Since you cannot read, I acknowledged that it wasn't real. I know that it's fake and commented on the chick in the picture, not the trolling piece of shit that posted the picture. It's obvious she's not real since there was never further photos.

I'm bored as fuck. Just looking to entertain myself, for myself. If I was an asshole, I'd be doing shit like this trying to troll for fake attention like the other braindead catfish out there.

Hell Yea baby you're beautiful.

>>22827188
I'd call you definitely come chill with me and you'll unfreeze really fast for whatever reason I heat up quickly in cold situation but I've always been like that no bs

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>>22827185
well if all you wanted was a one night stand then yes but i would want more than that from ya as you are sexy

>>22827185
would bang right now

>>22827188
Do you get really fat during winter too?