How do I get a GF?

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I really want one

>>22818287
that's one fucked up shoop

>>22818287

you look like a fucking morrowind character dude

>>22818297
That ain't no dude.

>>22818287
>>22818292
Blue Mt Girl.. holy shit hahaha

Fuckin love you

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>>22818297
If I were at least I would be able to marry a qt thalmor gf

you mean, a bf right? do you want to get fucked in the ass? cuz thats how you get fucked in the ass mate

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>>22818345
No I want a gf I am not the homosexual you have made me out to be

>>22818358
You need a mustache

prove to the world that just because you have scissors for hands, you're not that different from the rest of us.

>>22818358
whats up with the makeup bro, sorry if i offended i was just joking haha

>>22818287
wash off all that makeup, cake face

>>22818287
Are you comfortable with who you are?
Are you engaged in something you're passionate about?
Are you happy with your life?
I ask these questions because I feel that they're important to answer before considering dating.

>>22818287
What's up with the dark patches? No way that's your natural skin colour, you must have some fake tan on or some shit.

>>22818287
Go outside, meet people, talk to people, do some activities and meet people there, go hang out and meet people there, talk while doing stuff, have patience, expect rejection at all times 24/7, so expect to make a lot of lady friends on the way.

Also get fit. Beaches love fit dudes.

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>>22818287

My god, is this my blonde haired turn brunette qt (pic related) in disguise?!

I fucking love this chick. Way to make a parody of this place bb, wish I knew you in real life.

>>22818986

Fuck, literally TFW you'll never spend 24 hours with this girl talking about stuff and fucking with people.

>>22818986
lol how is it taking so long for people to realize this?

>>22819011

Because they're stupid fucks that can't tell a woman from a man. All that tranny/shemale porn has poised their brains.

I'll tell you how:
stop

>>22818287
Did you do makeup to make yourself look like Nicolas cage