/imt/ - Ideal Mate Thread
NO FUCKING TEMPLATES, templates belong in >>>/soc//qtit/
Just looking for a brown qt.
>>22774186
leave the short girls for manlets like me man
okay.
>>22774254
Sorry man, they're just so fun when you can store them in cupboards.
Hello again.
>>22775115
We're the same height. If you can get past that, we'll be fine
>>22775115
I'm also about the same height as you. If you can get past that, we can play with knives together.
>>22775166
I can't compete with this. My cutlery is mediocre at best.
>>22775166
>>22775141
Lol manlets
>>22775141
>>22775166
Fight to the death.
>>22775174
>>22775191
>>22775183
En garde!
>>22775141
>>22775166
For real though, I don't mind. Do you have Skype?
damnit I need to like save this to copy paste or somethin
Me:
>18/M/VA 804
>Straight
>5'7", 145lbs, average build, black hair and glasses
>I usually spend my free time on vidya/anime/playing sax/writing music
>Going out and doing stuff is also cool every now and again, but I'm always content to stay in and chill
>A little introverted
You:
>Female, straight and around the same age/location
>Not too picky physically, as long as you're not overly chubby/obese
>Enjoying vidya/anime would be a plus
>If you're a creative type (artist, musician, etc) that's definitely a plus (but not required)
>Likes to cuddle
Skype and kik are xxmistermanxx
(buy Undertale)
>>22775191
Nah I changed my mind you aren't worth fighting for.
>>22775253
Sure its shits.mcgee23
oh hey a new one
time for despair
>>22775445
id kick ur ass
>>22774186
Oh damn that sounds like me. Too bad I live no where near you.
This is what i got
>>22775253
I have a skype. It's propane.accessories
Me:
>18/cismale/Louisiana
>6' 230 lbs, chubby
>Interests: vidya, music (listen to metal or emo? we might hit it off), guitar
>I'm somewhat shy and have a weird sense of humor, but I can be sweet and I love cuddles!
You:
>Older than me/cisfemale/Earth
>I like them short and chubby but I'm not picky
>Have to have a few similar interests but not too many. That's boring
>I like girls who are a bit more outgoing than I am but are still introverted.
Kik/Wechat: Wuzzly
Skype: Wuzzle.fantasticly
>>22775655
it's not hard
>>22775445
you arent really ugly or anything... get a stylish haircut and stop being so fucking cringe
>>22775927
>>22775445
and stop drinking caffine and go to the gym you fucking faggot
Me:
Skype - victor_krueger
28/M/CA
6'1. Chubby I guess.
FOOTBALL.
Employed full time, will probably finish school some day. I have my own place and a car so right now, life is good.
Big fucking nerd. A nerd's nerd. Played games my whole life. Watched way too many movies and shows.
Nutty for history, the paranormal and the world in general.
Below average sex drive.
Almost nothing I say is serious and everything is a potential source of humor. Including (especially) things that will offend people.
I love to go on rants/diatribes about things.
You will probably not like my music taste because I think electronic music and stuff like that is shit, but if you like it I don't care so long as you don't insult what I like.
I am a younger George Costanza in too many ways.
You:
Female
20-? As long as you have your shit together to a moderate extent, its fine. I've been with more mature younger girls and stupider older ones.
I actually have a strong preference for foreign girls/LDRs. Preference, not requirement.
Appearance isn't a factor as long as you're in good health. If you have trouble moving around, well...
Have at least a modicum of independence. This can be either financial independence or independence from parents. I'm not interested in another situation where a relationship is me, a girl and her folks.
Being able to play PC games together would be pretty cool.
Have a passion. A hobby, something. “Hanging out" and “sleeping” aren't interests. Those are things people do.
Smart. If you're smarter than me I will fucking worship you.
Please be able to at least humor my rambling.
Capable of carrying a conversation. Don't be a lump. If English isn't your first language, that's cool
If you add me, have something to say please.
No self-diagnosed personality disorders. If you have one, that's fine. But please don't make them up.
Just have a personality.
No SJW types. No exceptions.
Hey, so here we go ahead.
I'm 18, male, and I live in the US, currently in Delaware. I'm quite skinny, and stand at 6'1.
I'm a pretty laid back and down to earth kinda guy, and I'm really interested in learning about you, whomever you may be. I love listening to people talk about themselves, especially someone who'd be an ideal mate, y'know.
I'm really into indie music, like Beach Fossils and Deerhunter, as well as emo music like American Football, and The World is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid to Die. I'm really into Film and Video Games as well, and my favorite movies are Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, and Nymphomaniac, and my favorite Games are Chrono Trigger, Undertale, and MGSV.
I tend to be a really sensitive person, and I'm incredibly open, and you can really ask me anything at any time, and I'm willing to be open with you.
You:
Female, around my age, though a bit older has never really been a bother to me, as well as in the US, or I guess Europe?
When it comes to your body, height isn't terribly important, as long as your not taller than me, desu. Size, I prefer a girl who's a little leaner, but I like chubby girls as well, but beyond that I'm not really looking for.
Music doesn't really matter to me, you can be into anything, though shared interests in movies or video games are a huge huge plus for me, but I am open to new opinions.
Most importantly, and this is paramount, I really want to meet someone who's kinda like me. I like openness, and I also really enjoy the passion and excitement of talking to someone who's and "ideal mate", if we both agree we fit the bill. Being open, and loving to talk and listening is super important to me, and if you're happy when we talk, then you're my ideal mate for sure.
My Skype is hgyuf1 and my kik is bleachinutero
Hope to hear from you soon!
Me:
Guy living through his 20s. Not to sound pompous or anything but I'd say I'm pretty social and am willing to help you with it if you need. I have a knack for livening up a group event and getting quiet people to participate.
Really into food, manga, history and cute things. In the NYC area but this will most likely be an internet thing so your location is not important.
You:
Girl of any age; the age isn't as important as our personalities clicking. Artistic personalities are my favorite, I think I click best with them despite not having much drawing skill (I have ~culinary~ art skills wahaha). Someone who loves listening about random cool facts I pick up and is willing to do the same. Similar interests are cool but I'm honestly down with opposites too.
skype - sidhegrove
>>22774186
A way to contact you?
Brown girl here...
22/F looking for older (25-30s) guys
If interested, post your skype!
any girls still out there lookin 4 sumbody?
>>22777577
You sound like a great girl, I am not tall or old enough sadly.
>>22774186
>>22774270
>>22775115
Make sure next time you add "I don't have basic reading comprehension." either. Did you not fucking read the OP's post?
Me:
I'm a 19 year old second year Nursing Student. I live in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. I have long black hair, I'm lighter skinned and I'm on the "chubbier" side.
I'm a very culturally active and spiritual person amongst my Native Canadian background. I'm a pretty chill person and I'm very accepting.
I hope one day to settle down and to create an amazing family, but for now I'm just living life as much as I can..
You:
I don't care about height, or weight or race but I do love me my dark skinned boys *heart eyes*
I'd love it if you were active in a part of your culture since I meet most of the guys I have interest in at powwows or through ceremony.
I'd love if you had a goal for education and possibly settling down one day.
If we have the same sense of humor, that'd be amazing also.
>>22778000
Except they didn't use a template you idiot fucking autist
>>22778000
Those aren't templates bro
>>22777228
>>22777577
I have a kik that I literally just made and also a Skype I only use to talk to my one friend, so whichever you'd prefer.
If you want to talk, my skype is nah.nope3
Okay.
where is my qt
>>22778582
i'm more of a cat person desu but you seem cool
>>22778000
I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
>>22778007
I have a friend in Winnipeg as well that's a super cool, down to earth, funny guy. He's also (at least part? I can't recall if he's full or mixed) Native.
Do you have a skype?
>>22779858
What a bro.
>>22775115
24
6'
Skin thicker than a walrus
Love pups and kids.
Not well, but I sing all the time everywhere I'm at.
Vidya is my life.
I travel a lot because of my work.
I cook my own meals, nothing special. Usually grill stuff. Been thinking I may grow a veggie garden soon.
>>22778378
Skype is cool with me, I actually prefer it :)
>>22775115
19
play video games
6'1"
I like singing
dogs are the best thing to happen on this Earth
I know computers, and like cars
skype is winstoncurlyfries
>>22780545
Location?
>>22780125
Do you have Skype?
>>22780545
How would somebody reach you?
>tfw no one ever wants a sexually submissive guy
suicide when
>>22780545
Hit me up.
Skype: itsmythrowaway
>>22774270
This is a man who knows what he's after.
>>22775115
You're looking for a child.
>>22775445
A hostage is not a companion.
>>22779105
>>22775957
Actual Respectable Adults.
>>22777015
>>22778007
Milquetoast, would kick sand in your face.
>>22777035
>>22777577
Artfuckers
>>22778582
A companion is not a hostage.
>>22779249
The first step towards not getting a basic bitch is not being basic, bro.
>>22780545
You haven't grown a proper personality yet but you're showing signs of actual life.
>>22780921
Respect. Non hating legit honesty. Agree in all of these.
>>22780545
May I get a means of contact?
>>22780921
>>22780948
Two whole people agree I'm a respectable adult. Take that, mom!
hellos
>>22780921
Do me do me.
>>22774186
>>22780197
Look up redsduck, screen name should be like Reds94 or something. Again I don't really use it other than when I'm talking to my one friend but I'll check it tomorrow to see if you add me.
>>22781562
READ THE FUCKING OP
>>>/soc//qtit/
>>22780545
Where do you live?
>>22781635
>implying i care
>>22781714
Get the fuck out.
>>22781724
Me:
21/M/TX/Straight
5'11", 142lbs, runnerfit
I talk a lot and will probably make you rethink your life.
Music, reading, cooking, out and about, TV, conquering the world
Let's contemplate and brainstorm dumb ass ideas, then actually do them.
You:
Female, wherever. Below 26 yrs old.
I don't mind chubby, but obese is a no.
Interested in the world and environment
Good at listening.
Let's fuck shit up.
>>22780545
I honestly think this is a fake to lure people in
>>22777577
Ya know, curious enough to bite. Hit me up jjrw989 on skype or myr.virga on kik.
>>22780545
sound perfect, and I'm sure you'll get tons of adds, but gimme a shout. Same info as above.
>>22782233
obviously.
>>22774186
Mostly interested in fucking a fetishized version of yourself.
Hello again!
I should probably redo this so that it's a little more symmetrical with length/height.
>>22783646
Nailed it.
What's the most unusual thing you do that you would consider a hobbie?
>>22777577
I'm in your age range and taller than 6'4, so shoot me a message on Skype at standards. with the period
>>22784880
Give myself false personas.
>>22785525
wow
you're my dream boy
like
our interests align perfectly
crushin' hardcore rn
Me
>23
>Lives in Los Angeles
>Transgender
>Anarchist
>Not interested in typical kissy cuddly up-in-eachother's-business relationships.
>Loner
>Kind of emotionally stunted. NEET. Lives with father.
>Wants to be a programmer/l33t haxx0r.
>Kind of an autist.
>About 6'1".
>Weird. Don't want to get married or have kids, don't have a Facebook, unsure if I even want to have sex. Don't feel like I can relate to most people.
You
>Pic related
>Also,
>Uses full sentences and good grammar/spelling. None of that baka desu senpai crap.
This is only an ideal mate, mind. There's plenty of wiggle room.
Do you feel a chill in the air?
Handsome and well of male here in the MD/DC area. 26 years old
looking for a female to be my slave and you will be rewarded in return.
Kik: 192xyz
ayy people.
Figured I'd use the tools and techniques I know best
Bojack Horseman is amazing.
Male looking for... (you stopped reading here)
>>22788477
Hey there's plenty of women on /soc/; they just don't post as much as the guys because we don't get swarmed like they do.
>inb4 no women on the internet
/imt/ just has a lower add rate because it provides much more info about a person upfront than other threads.
On the other hand though that means better matches when you DO get adds and it's easier to just post and wait for each thread.
Stay positive.
>>22789059
Says a man
>>22789864
Says a guy who has been on /soc/ since soon after it was made and has met tons of people off it
me
>19/M/Virginia
>introverted
>6'1", skinny, long blond hair, blue eyes
>I like most music, right now into 2000's shit
>at uni studying biochemistry and nanoscience
>rock climber
>I like talking to people over because I get lonely
>lack some social skills, so it's hard to talk to people
>do some drugs
>laid back
You
>physical characteristics are mostly unimportant, but I like petite girls
>open minded
>independent
>nerdy/weeb
>tomboys are cool
>introverted so we can go explore outside alone together and be away from people
>>22790148
skype is wonstoncurlyfries
>>22790153
wow I'm bad *winstoncurlyfries
>>22780545
You sound great to me.
I'm 25/m/uk
If want talk I have kik : mrtommy90'
>>22774186
>talk to you some days ago because I match most things you're looking for
>give you my kik
>wait for you to contact me
>you never do
thanks, y-you too
>>22790148
I'm also straight
me
>21/m/England
>introverted
>6'4", skinny, medium brown hair, brown eyes
>I play vidya, listen to rap/dubstep/death metal/jazz, read and write a lot, enjoy spicy food
>at college studying IT & Business, hoping to do an apprenticeship in Ethical hacking and penetration testing after.
>I also enjoy learning languages, eating food, writing, hiking and watching (bizarre) movies
>I like talking about a ton of subjects and I've got some knowledge on most things
>Not very good socially but if we click I can talk for hours on end.
>I smoke normal cigs and weed, sometimes do xanax and codeine or anything that'll zonk me out of my head.
>Pretty chill person overall, not judgemental.
You
>I don't really care about how you look, I like short and chubby girls and big butts but having a big butt is not a requirement. Being mixed race is also a plus.
>Likes to cuddle
>Enjoys talking to me
>Plays vidya sometimes
>Have an interest you really go up in
>We can go explore stuff outside together, just have a good time or even stay inside.
>>22791091
>no templates
>>22785525
You describe yourself like 20x better than I do and I think a lot like you, just different interests. Good on you lad
>>22791128
>I'm not the only one that has done that
Anyway:
Me
>21
>Male
>Pennsylvania (If you don't live close, I still enjoy a chat, keeps the boredom away)
>Nerdy
>Skinny
>White
>Pale
>~6'
>Contacts
>Plays WoW occasionally
>Big on things from the 80s (heavy metal, rock, stuff like Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Bon Jovi)
>Retro gamer
>Agnostic
I enjoy modifying electronics (typing on the descendant of a 26 year old keyboard right now), collecting older video games (I have ~200 NES games, amongst some Atari 2600, Genesis, SNES titles). I'm also a big part of the iDevice (iPhone, iPod touch, iPad) jailbreak/hacking community.
Her
>18-25
>I have a thing for black women and Asians but it's not the end of the world
>Interested in some of the things I'm interested in
Dealbreakers:
>Obese (BMI > 25)
>Vapid/unintelligent
AIM (if anyone even still uses it): HansNeon
skype: thisisforb
Email: [email protected]
Toastin in a /imt/ bread
Me:
>24 f 586
>5'11, 140lbs, dark blond hair, brown eyes.
>Independent, overly honest and social. Low bullshit tolerance.
>Free time is spent on the internet, watching terrible tv, occasional video games, enjoying the outdoors, drinking, pretending to be good at stuff, baking and hanging out.
You:
>21 or older
>Active, hygienic (bonus if bearded)
>Independent, intelligent, hilarious.
>Partner in crime
>Nearish is preferable
Kik: providedlava
>>22791641
Wrong thread, l2read
templates belong in >>>/soc//qtit/
>>22795945
fuck off with your autism you cunt
>>22795967
rather be autistic than permabutthurt
Do straight women even post in these threads?
Do they even lurk in them?
>>22796162
It seems like we could get along well, can I get contact info? I'm 19, male, on the east coast USA
>>22796162
>shy
you're already perfect
>>22796030
Seems you're getting both
>>22795456
>>22785732
Interested, but I prefer Skype.
>tfw reading this stuff as a manlet
Courage for suicide when?
>>22780545
You sound pretty cool if you're real!
im 21/male
I love vidyargames!
Nature is life.
Very much an art guy, when i first meet people i always ask if they practice any kind of art.
Also museums are cool!
I really love nature and animals and science.
I enjoy alcohol very occassional, and devils cabbage more frequently.
I enjoy parties but don't go to many, unless it's something special.
I'd love to travel in the future, I've already traveled a bit after my first year of college but still want to visit germany, switzerland, and norway. proabably a few other places too.
I'm working towards an electrical engineering degree and hoping to get into small circuit stuff also thinking bout information security stuff as a possibility.
Once im in it with someone doing the do, i guess you can say im dominant? i kinda just work with the other person lol but if they seem to not be doing much then yeah i dominate.
your post seems kinda suspicious lol but
contact me on kik if u want :
Yoshismydog
>>22790226
Oh sorry, the thread was removed and I didn't mark your kik down. I made a kik now, never used it before. I can add you now if you want.
>>22774186
/pol/ reporting in
Diluting your white heritage, fucking discussing. You're a degenerate kek
>>22797029
She is gone brah, also there is a /soc/ archive so gtfo with your shitty excuses
>>22797044
FINALLY, someone says what I'm thinking regarding that race traitor.
Me
>male
>clingy
>get jealous easily
>need reassurance that you like me
>very loyal
>i just want us to be nice to each other.
>low self esteem
>will basically worship you
>good looking just really sad personality
You
>dont cheat
>give me attention
>be ok with my list
i wish i could just have audio and visual hallucinations at this point. that way i could just make up a girlfriend.
kill me plz
>>22777577
Pinching.a.loaf
>>22797135
I've never used the archives m8. There's also a shit ton of Ideal threads you'd have to go through.
>>22797044
Sorry for the discussion. White chicks are shit so hey enjoy I guess.
Hi people
>>22796162
> Warhams
> Great taste in movies
> Amazing taste in music.
Okay, I'm gunna need some contact info.
>>22795456
I fit all of your stuff (except probably 'hilarious') perfectly. Not looking for a girlfriend though.
Asia, anyone?
>23/f/bi
>white, 5'10", chubby/fat, glasses
>pa/usa
>college grad, gonna start a job soon
>reads every day, try to write a bit
>pv/grindcore, metal, punk/pop punk
>tries to watch a new movie almost every day, favorites are horror, docs, and classics
>plays some vidya, not a lot
>non-tumblr marxist feminist
>deist
>animal lover, mostly vegetarian
>stoner
ideal partner:
>lives near me
>women closer in age, men a bit older
>height/weight/race is largely irrelevant (tho i do like chubs)
>good balance of homebody/spontaneity- i like nights but i also need to go out and do shit
>preferably some similar interests/beliefs
>passionate/creative
>not clingy, has a social life, has non-internet based opinions and ideas
>is fun and silly but can hold a serious conversation
>doesn't play games, doesn't try to manipulate or force me into shit
>is nice to animals, kids, old people, workers, etc
>is a generally pleasant person to be around, is kind and thoughtful and honest and grateful
>is effusive in their affection, not afraid to show it in front of other people
>good in bed
Three cheers for perseverance and disappointment!
Canadian grills only pls
>>22798426
i give it 7/7 asses
>>22799115
Contact?
me:
>22/Male/North West Pacific
>debian with KDE
you:
>18+/Female/Somewhere
>uses a linux distro
>unless it's ubuntu with GNOME
>preferably debian with KDE or a tiling WM
>>22799351
>KDE
>>22799115
What part of PA?
>me
25 M Europe
Straight
Tall, skinny/fit
Likes games, movies, music, sports, technology and science
im very mellow and i dont really know the feeling shame.
i say whatever i feel like
>you
xx / Female / Who cares where
Dont care what you look like.
Likes sports and gaming (maybe the other things too)
should have a boy-ish personality
just be chatty!
skype= switch_gld