Roast thread

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I'll roast y'all when you post

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Be gentle

>>22750100
FUCK BOY
>>22750106
Nerdy average Joe

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Fuck me up senpai

You bunch of ugly faggots.

I'm unroastable

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>>22750100
post more doge.
>>22750106
Nice haircut NOT. Good thing your room is so clean. Gahaha
>>22750125
How are diseases working out for you?

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>>22750121
plain ass jane.

cont.
>>22750121
nice selfie bud. no friends to take your pic?
Bathroom too. real classy

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>>22750125
you look unstable
>>22750121
... idk posts too much?
>>22750106
shit glasses, kinda fat, average as it gets
>>22750100
hateable face, looks basic af

>>22750095
let the hate flow

>>22750121
Your face looks like the kid who lip synced to YouTube videos Kek
>>22750106
Damn son nice pose you must get all the girls at the library
>>22750125
Your face just looks like a fucking rat haha

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>>22750100
You look like a basic fag who is trying to get guys to check him out
>>22750106
Nerd who probably creams at the sight of a girl
>>22750121
You have a resting retard face
>>22750152
Nice smile which totally doesn't make you look like a creepy , stalker rapist
>>22750162
Trap or no?

>>22750222
Nice trips.

If this isn't a case of daddy issues I don't know what is you basic slut

>>22750121
>>22750106
Fucking hell, you and I should have kids. The nose would be off the charts

>>22750240
Top kek

>>22750222
nope, you look fat and basic
>>22750156
fat, edgy in a completely unstylish way, you look like you listen to scenecore from 2009
>>22750152
patchy facial hair and boring haircut, you lok nice desu

>>22750393
Your jawline looks like handsome squid wards, you don't roast others so you obviously think you're above it when you're actually just a below average scrub and that hairline suggests you have a mammoth forehead

>>22750393

I liked you in Oz, but I thought your character died when the house fell on it?

>>22750222
>>22750162
I bet your vagina smells terrible.

>>22750121
Wife material.

>>22750121

The only thing longer than your hair is your face.

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>>22750100
If this picture doesn't scream "I'm a douchebag" than i don't know what does.
>>22750106
I would roast you but you're so average i can't think of anything.
>>22750125
I can't fuck you up as much as your eyebrows.
>>22750152
You look like Chis Pratt's less attractive and less successful brother.
>>22750162
If Jesus was a mexican immigrant... You'd be him.
>>22750222
I'd roast you but you wouldn't understand the joke.
>>22750393
Is that a snake slithering down your face...

>>22750952
You should seriously try some skin care products your face looks like you dipped it in a chip fat fryer

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>>22750100
How's that inkling of self-loathing treating you?
>>22750106
This dude just wants a challenge, to prove that his ego can stand up.
>>22750121
Her "be gentle" is facetious: she thinks she's unfuckwitable, and projects that shit- but secretly wants to be broken.
>>22750125
My first thought was Trainspotting. How does it feel to be mistaken for a junkie?
>>22750152
I'm not going to even try, seriously- just look at what you posted.
>>22750156
I need to figure out a good algorithm that walks the line between crazy sexy and crazy "might stab you while you're sleeping."
>>22750162
All I can really think is artificial maintenance- whatever, just clean yo' fuckin' room kid.
>>22750222
Why do I totally get the feeling you'd do porn to make ends meet?
>>22750393
How tired are you from putting makeup on? Dem bags tho.
>>22750952
"It's okay to be a stereotypical asshole, but jokes about airplanes and buildings just show a lack of creativity."
I think this guy wants linguistic jihad.

>>22751027
Damn. That was spot on. Good job

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>>22750100
I'd say you look like a basic bro, but you obviously photoshopped your eyes, so at least you know Adobe
>>22750106
You're trying way too hard to act like you don't care how you look
>>22750121
You definitely care way too much about what other people think, while acting like you don't>>22750125
Your face would look better on a different, better manicured head
>>22750152
You'd actually be attractive if you weren't fractaling
>>22750156
Jesus Christ, what have you done to your face that might have otherwise been somewhat attractive? 2edgy4me
>>22750162
So... your feminine features say girl, but your ugly eyebrows and weak attempt at a mustache say guy
>>22750222
Congratulations! You care more about what others think of you than you do your actual education... And old lady hands
>>22750393
You look like Owen Wilson wanted to play a tranny
>>22751027
So have you decided on moving to Colorado or Oregon?

>>22751126
How often do you use those glasses to start fires?

>>22751187
Only once

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I mean none of this. Every person in this thread is cool

>>22750100
super douche, the jpg.

>>22750106
"a girl brushed up against my dick in a crowd once"

>>22750121
you've become the official mascot for cockteasers

(<3)

>>22750125
you're just annoying as fuck

>>22750152
that grin makes me want to clock you, peter parker

>>22750156
pincushion

>>22750162
I thought you were a girl for the first two weeks I was here

(<3)

>>22750222
basic bitch: the movie, starring you

(dem thighs tho)

>>22750393
manjaw

>>22750952
your haircut looks like dark chocolate cotton candy

>>22751027
how's your third shot at 11th grade goin'?

>>22751126
I'm a ginger and even I'd make fun of how pale you are.

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yawn

>>22750100 i remember my first injection
>>22750106 kek
>>22750121 when liberal parents let their sons play dress up
>>22750125 what is there to joke about
>>22750152 daywalker
>>22750156 look at me
>>22750162 maria its time for your mustache wax
>>22750222 implying
>>22750393 caitlyn
>>22750952 indian jokes
>>22751027 you choose to live in a van. your parents bought it for you. its a mercedes
>>22751126 just seconds before abduction in istanbul
>>22751532 another daywalker

>>22751543
>Dat shirt dough

>>22751794 right in the feels

>>22751543
Pardon, are you cut or uncu...oh wait.

>>22751841 enlighten me

>>22751852
Well, I'd guess you're cut. But I've never directly "interviewed" you, despite all the times we've interacted.

>>22751875
how's the scrapbook coming along friend

>>22751885
Well enough, well enough

>>22751887 your response time retracts faster than foreskin

>>22751898
:O

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dis gun be good

>>22750156
Jesus, did you fall in the hardware section?

>>22751901 open wide
>>22751908 the slight asymmetry is really appalling. oh well in the trash it goes

>>22751532
Man, why can't that be a real gun?
>>22751543
What's wrong with your eyes? Seriously? Is it a diagnosed condition?
>>22751601
Dude- I wish my parents would buy me a van to live in...

>>22751932 being delicious is a debilitating disease

>>22751543
>tfw face is wider than it is long.

>>22751532

You'd make a really good trap.

Have you ever thought about SRS?

>>22751947 you wish it was picasso

>>22751945
i do not understand that shit, translate please
>>22751908
Another technocratic brother, what's that shit on your wall?

>>22751972
I've never been too much of a Picasso guy but he's okay. I certainly don't wish you were a Picasso painting though, no.

>>22751991
They're a few changing color LED lights. They go through the visible light spectrum as well as having the ability to be any color you want. I dont have them turned on though now.

>>22751991
educate yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atUmmGV33XE

>>22751999
should I add a comma
i think I should have added a comma
picasso is the subject
you are the picasso painting
why do i need to explain this

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>>22751932
holy fuck you win, good sir

>>22752026
Because no one can read your mind.

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>>22752032
>good sir

>>22752040
i started off by saying you were asymmetrical
then i called you picasso
you alluded to the fact that you know picasso and understand his style
yet you expect me to hold your hand through this thread because you think that i am being subversive

this is like mental diarrhea

>>22752081
Yes. But you could have been saying I enjoy looking at Picasso just as well. I had nothing to base your comment on. It was a stab in the dark, professor wide face.

>>22752117
you're one of those people who picks roadkill up off the side of the road and rushes it to the nearest animal hospital

i am done

>>22752135
Don't argue with strangers on the internet senpai.

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Come at me

>>22752009
That's strait up trap house shit.
>>22752010
what the fuck was that?
>>22752171
how did you get here? you should turn back now before its too late...

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Too bad everyone resorts to ginger and glasses jokes I've heard a million times before. Something creative for once?

>>22752522
i know that feel

>>22752522
nice fivehead

>>22752522
shit beard, shit hair, balding, pedo-ish vibe

>>22752577
First one that took more than half a brain cell to come up with against me, thanks.
And it's true

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Rost me...do your worst

>>22751532
This will 100% be the photo that FOX News spams for days after you detonate yourself in the local mall

>>22751543
Nice shirt (trolled softly), it's still not loud enough to draw attention away from your eyes which are painfully close together

>>22751908
You're dressed like you're about to film a really meek nature documentary about polyps or something, boooooring.

>>22752522
It's not comforting to know that even when my hairline has receded that far I might still be at risk of horrible dandruff... You seriously look like you fuck kids

>>22752611
And I'd bet money that you've tried to fuck that dog in the background more than once, weirdo.