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Zombie thread! Here's something we haven't done in a while, but was allways awesome.

Rules:
-We all post our pictures along with a couple of pro's and cons about ourselves in a zombie survival situation.
-We pick 3 people max. to be on our team.

Optional:
-Give us a survival plan

Have fun!
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And here's me! I'll pick some cool people to be in my team if this takes off. Now for a couple of pro's and cons.

Pro's:
-Easygoing personality, can get along with all kinds of different people. Generally concidered to be a kind and caring person.
-Studied social work. Good at solving problems and tension within a group.
-Millitary an combat experience, Dutch Marine, 2 tours.
-Survival experience in all sorts of enviroments
-I'm in good shape, do sports allmost daily, mainly competition level boxing but also running and lifting
-Love cooking, can prepare different kinds of animals, know a fair amount about plants
-6'4 (don't know if this is a pro)

Con's:
-Bad knees, starts playing up when running longer distances (10k+, and a lot sooner while running with a backpack)
-PTSD, have dealt with it and it doesn't bother me anymore in my current life but I don't know how I would react to a
situation like this
-Used to eating a lot due to sports
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pros: knows guns, hunts/fishes, good survival skills
cons: emotionally unstable, drinks a lot, doesn't like to poop outdoors
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>>22748252
Hahaha pooping outdoors is the best dude! What's wrong with you. Seems like a really solid guy otherwise. Not picking anyone yet though.
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>>22748243
Pros-strong and fast. Knows martial arts. Loyal and will go into places to clear them out/scout. Knows firearms.

Cons-will require a quarter of each other members rations a day to sustain muscle and strength.
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Pros- tall, strong. Smarter than what I probably look, fearless and trained in CQC and ruthless/dedicated

Cons-vanity, easily distracted, not a great judge of character
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>>22748354
Ahww man, why did you have to go and eat my food? Really decent choice otherwise!
>>22748373
Millitary?
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>>22748354
>>22748373
There's only room enough for one psychopath in my group. Sorry guys.
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Pros - I'm fast. I don't complain all that often. Friendly. I can play guitar and sing for entertainment. Small background in camping/hiking.

Cons - I can't fight for shit. I'll probably fuck off a lot.
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Pro:
1: Fuck you I'm a Marine.
2: Fuck you I'm good with electric shit.
3: Fuck you I come up with decent ideas.
4: Fuck you I'm good at bargaining
5: Fuck you I learn shit easy and can become a jack of all trades
6: Fuck you I'm good at scavenging things
7: I'm a Zombie prepper

Cons:
1: Absent minded some times, the other half it's decent ideas
2: High high HIGH metabolism.
3: Annoying
4: Necrophiliac

Survival plans would depend on the type of zombies.
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Pros:
-operational with firearms and tactics
-Highly intelligent, knows lots of info about useful and random stuff
-highly logical, no room for emotion when shit is hitting the fan
-experienced in aftermath of natural disasters
-can cook anything
-excellent problem solver, especially under pressure
-great sense of direction
-generally agreeable but not afraid to speak up with counter arguments, etc.
-very light sleeper

Cons:
-high metabolism
-realistic albeit cynical outlook
-arguably some level of sociopath
-slight hearing loss
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>>22748250
You
>>22748541
You
>>22748598
and you
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>>22748610
I'm ok with being in this group, especially if marine doesn't turn zombie himself from fucking corpses/zombies kek
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>>22748644
>Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

That was more of a joke than anything.
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Still not picking anyone, but here's some thoughts...
>>22748519
Cool that you play the guitar! We could have post apocalytic jam sessions.
>>22748541
Decent option so far!
>>22748598
Seems like a cool dude as well. Great pro's! Cons aren't too terrible.
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>>22748724
Better safe than sorry, you never know if someone really is a necro
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Pros: I'm good outside. I have a natural sense of direction and I know how to seduce a zombie

Cons: I have no experience with anything violent and I'm not good with killing things and I'm kinda a wimp haha
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>>22748992
You could have the honor of being one of my wives. We could repopulate the world with young alpha primes perfect in every way.
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>>22748992
Care to explain good outside and natural sense of direction?

Not bringing much to the table if you mean you know the woods around your house.
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>>22748992

I think once you got your 1st kill, yandere mode would activate
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Pros:
>Owns a gun and knows how to use it well. Best as a sniper.
>Knowledge of deciduous flora and fauna (edible plants, etc)
>Small, nimble and stealthy.
>Good work ethic.
>Charismatic; good at boosting moral.

Cons:
>Malnourished
>Could not hold her own in a hand-to-hand fight
>Nervous, cold and distant
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>>22749320
You be my queen of my harem and we repopulate earth
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>>22749320
>>22748992
You two to repopulate with my aryan genes
>>22748598
You because you seem a level headed dude
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>>22749059
Know how to look for landmarks and how to tell how many hours of daylight is left and know how to keep on track ex. I don't walk in circles
>>22749070
Hopefully
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>>22749320
I feel like being cold and distant Is a pro in a Z-apocalypse scenario. you can be the group executioner when people need to get put down before they turn.
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Not picking yet, but just tossing opinions.
Also eating alot is going to be a problem with pretty much everyone, so I'll be ignoring it.

>>22748250
A good guy all around survival, would be good for moral if it was a big group, Combat experience is a big plus. Bad knees is a problem, but not to much of one, 6'4 is to tall can't hide as effectively, PTSD is a wild card.

>>22748252
Seems like the outdoorsy type, would be a good hunter for food and basic survival. Emotionally unstable can be worked around, drinks alot will be a problem. That's weight to carry, you might do somthing stupid, you might go into withdraw, pooping outdoors is null, their are still bathrooms, just with zombies. You can hold it, or you can shit in the woods.

>>22748354
Not much to work with, can't get a clear picture on this one.

>>22748373
CQC is a plus, but will it help with zombies? Training to fight a human assailant is completely different than zombies. Vanity is null.

>>22748519
>I'd probably fuck off alot
Good luck m8

>>22748598
I like the Logic over emotion, but has that ever been used in a real situation? Can you trust yourself to be logical? Light sleeping could be a Con if the groans of the undead, fire, and gunshots keep you up all night. Hearing loss is a major con to me, but you could work around that.

>>22748992
>>22749357
Minor land nav is a plus, but you'd need to bring more to the table, maybe tracking or firestarting. Might wanna work on that.

>>22749320
Knowledge on plants is a huge plus to me, due to my lack of knowledge on the subject, small is good, but to small plus the inability to fight hand to hand would be a huge minus. Alot of people overlook a good work ethic, which is really important for the apocalypse. Nervous is a plus, better for you to be on edge than to relaxed. Just not to the point of breakdown. Cold is fine, as long as you don't lose all of your humanity and become senseless.
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>>22749398
I cam do that. And unlike most girls I'm not afraid to pee/sleep in the woods. I could stay outdoors forever
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>>22748250
Will be the leader of my group. No-nonsense, direct and fast-paced, you are a demanding leader but you will always get the group out of any trouble we find ourselves in. You can be very stubborn but we do not challenge your decisions often.
>>22748598
Will sometimes start conflicts with >>22748250 because you feel that you are smarter and wiser than him, but you back down in the end and go along with the rest of the group because you are afraid of being alone again.
>>22748252
A quiet, brooding but hard-working member of the group. You follow >>22748250 loyally but secretly want to dispatch >>22748598 because you feel he is holding the group back. Your morals can be a bit ambiguous which causes some trust issues with other members of the group. At the end of the day, we rely on you heavily for food and shelter.

>>22749320
Me.


Our differences can sometimes get in the way of things, but we grow to respect eachother in the end and work very well as a team. After a terrible incident involving a confrontation between a rival group and our own, >>22748250 is brutally killed and the group is left leaderless. >>22748598 eventually assumes command and our creed steadily becomes more and more insidious. We become roving bandits and survive by attacking other bands of survivors.

One by one, we are snuffed out.
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>>22749451
>A quiet, brooding but hard-working member of the group. You follow >>22748250 loyally but secretly want to dispatch >>22748598 because you feel he is holding the group back. Your morals can be a bit ambiguous which causes some trust issues with other members of the group. At the end of the day, we rely on you heavily for food and shelter.
This sounds pretty accurate.
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>>22749459
Glad you think so, lol. I think we make a believable group.

These threads are coo'
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>>22749451
I like your style but I would like to add that I'm not THAT insidious haha
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>>22749398
Like I said, sought hearing loss, can't hear certain tones. If we were forming a band you wouldn't want me, but it doesn't affect day to day. The logic thing is useful in many situations, I can be hyper objective instead of caring about whether we need to save a person who inevitably will get killed and us risking more people. The light sleeping thing I get but this wouldn't be a war zone, and you would want someone who can be alerted right away to a threat
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Pros:

1. I'm a good runner.
2. I can make myself look like a spoopy skeleton, that might confuse the Zombies. pic related is me having fun with streetlights in the night during a running session.
3. Small stomach, don't need much too eat.
4. Eating less will make me even look more like a skeleton, maybe even without needing to use light/darkness to make me appear that way.

Cons:
1. Group might become paranoid and blame innocent skeletons for the Zombie Apocalypse, if the rations run out and we don't think clearly because of the hunger.

I pick:
>>22748992
as bait, because she thinks she can seduce a Zombie.
Might save herself, if she also knows how to seduce a skeleton.

>>22748541
Because fuck you he's a marine.
Con:
Might want to create a love triangle since he's necrophiliac with the Skeleton in the group.

>>22748519
And him because he's a good looking irish lad. And I trust the Irish. Also gingers give luck.
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>>22749531
If it's just tone deficiency that's fine, I'd count that as null. Agreed on the logic. Light sleeping is more situational now that I think about it, good in some, bad in another. Not by itself is it bad or good, I'd count it as a wild card

>>22749551
Good runner means good scout, with a bit of practice. Lack of eatting is a plus in the short term, long term it's a wild card. Gotta make sure he doesn't kill himself when he finds out he is a skeleton covered in flesh, he might try to strip out of his skin.

>And here I am telling this computer I'm not a Robot, where is the skeleton check on this thing??
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>>22749482
The apocalypse changes people, maaaan!

Haha, I gotcha though. I don't think the group's moral shift would be entirely your fault, but more of a dark change between all of us because of everything we saw and experienced. And you finally got the power you had lusted after, but at what cost?
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>>22749551
Obviously you bite your finger off to seduce a zombie. And I'd like to have you too. You look cold hearted but in the right way
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>>22749578
At least we could be cold distant and emotionless together. No crying over spilt milk on this team!
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>>22749610
You betcha'.
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>>22749638
>>22749610
Oh no, guys, the psycho team formed and I heard them talk about "being so hungry to even chew on bones" and having a skull collection. I'm worried.

>>22749576
>>And here I am telling this computer I'm not a Robot, where is the skeleton check on this thing??
Hey you said, you were necrophiliac, if anything I have to watch out that you don't sneak into my tent!

>>22749594
>You look cold hearted but in the right way
Hey, I also have a heart in my ribcage.
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>>22748250
useless due to cons
>>22748252
probabl the only honest one in here. would choose you.
>>22748354
selfcentered guy that will let everyone else die to save his ass. would even kill his "friends" to save his aass
>>22748373
yeeaah...no. poser, same as >>22748354
>>22748519
>I don't complain all that often
>I can play guitar and sing for entertainment
ain't bad features when the world turns to shit. would chose you as well.
>>22748541
>I'm a Zombie prepper
useless to the max
>>22748598
>highly logical
>can cook anything
would chose
>>22748992
never.
>>22749320
cons make you useless
>>22749551
a jokester. naah, not in my team.
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>>22749682
>a jokester. naah, not in my team.
For someone who is a ghost himself, you seem to awfully racist against skeletons.

Or do you actually have a corporeal representation of yourself that you could share with us via a pic? No? Didn't think so!
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>pros
outdoorsman. can be our survival innawoods guide.
some engineering training. able to build a fairly nice shelter.
easy going. i don't complain much, i just do what needs to be done.
can lighten the mood by playing my guitar and singing happy songs. or darken the mood if you really want
can negotiate with other survivors fairly well.
peacemaker. can ease tensions and bad vibes.
fairly well built. could be useful in a fight with minimal training.
quick learner. will pick up any skills i might deem useful as fast as possible.

>cons
not much fighting experience.
pragmatic. will pick the logical option over the 'morally right' option every time (could be a pro in this situation)
fairly weak. not much muscle, just big in stature
would probably be making homemade drugs and alcohol a lot
likes to pick on stupid people. don't be stupid and we're good

>>22749320
picked for sniper mode, stealth, work ethic, and repopulation purposes
>>22748519
bruh, apocalypse band
>>22748250
and OP of course, marine is useful
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>>22749710
wow...such bullshit. lay off the drugs mate.
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>>22749738
Pic or cease to haunt this thread!
SHOO! SHOO! Away with you, ghost!
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>>22749737
Pick me pls. I'd definitely pick you
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>>22749682
You didn't even post your pro/con list.
Why would anyone want you in their group?
>>22749710
Oh nevermind, he just pointed out you're a ghost, carry on.
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>>22749745
in a survival situation i'd prolly kill you and eat you lizzy cause you seem like you'd slow everyone down lol
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>>22749762
Aww:'( Did you read my list???
What if I train a wolf as my personal attack animal. I already train llamas. How hard could it be
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>>22749775
>what if i train a wolf as my personal attack animal
okay fine if that happens you can stay. but i seriously doubt you can seduce anything irl lol you seem like the awkward nerd type who happened to get hit hard by puberty
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>>22749794
Id hit her harder than puberty then.
But that's just me out of context.

>With Zombies around I'd hit it even harder.
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>>22749794
Actually pretty true hahah. You'd think a zombie would be easy to seduce tho
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>>22749827
niceee
>>22749830
depends on what zombie universe we're in. if the zombies are just reanimated corpses with no other processes going on then prolly real hard. if it's one where they somehow retain their hormones or sex drive or whatever then you might be able to. with some practice of course lol. and no, seducing neckbeards on 4chan doesn't count
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PROS: owns an AK with a bumpski ( allows for automatic fire ), body armor, .50bmg and a .22, decent knowledge in chemistry, knows a some edible wild plants and poisonous ones, knows that humans are more dangerous than zombies, high pain tolerance, patient and knows how to fish and hunt

cons: not the greatest stamina, slight insomniac, hates winter, dont like heights
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>>22748992
i'd bring you so we could make half-ginger babies

>>22749320
bring you because of your badass snip3r skillz and repopulation

>>22748250
would bring because you'd probably kill all of the zombies that tried to fuck with us

>>22748252
bring you for hunting skillz and we both share the hatred of pooping outside because it fucking sucks

>>22748541
>zombie apocalypse
>necrophiliac

shit son, you're just waitin' for the day

id probably bring yuh

>>22748598
bring yuh

>>22748732
fuck yeah, dawg. so down

>>22749551
i'm lucky af, desu senpai

would bring to have another bro in the group

>>22749737
holy fuck yes. i think op said he's a musician, too.

bring you obviously

>>22752537
>insomniac
me too bruh. but that should be a pro. i'd bring yuh. we'd switch off being the lookouts at night
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I'm back. Still not picking anyone, but some more thoughts!
>>22752584
Decent choice becouse of the suplies. Seems like a decent stand up dude as well. Hunting is a great pro too.
>>22749737
This seems like a cool team to be on! Great pro's as well. I feel like we'd get along. No nonsence kind of guy that gets stuff done. Will probably pick if no better options come along.
>>22749551
hmmm
>>22749320
Great pros! I actually like the fact that you have a good work ethic best. I'd like people around me that know how to get stuff done in a situation like that. Good sniper pick. I'd probably go for you.
>>22748992
Hopefully you'll learn to adapt or you'd have a bad time.
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pros:
med student
really smart
can be sneaky and get supplies without being noticed

cons:
will let you die if i don't consider you valuable to the group
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>>22753931
Ahwww yeah, medic! Would probably pick you mate.
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Pro:
- I am very diligent
- Willing to endanger myself for others
- I work well under pressure
- Innovative
- I have and know how to work many guns

Cons:
- I am a bit chubby but can still run crazy far once adrenalin kicks in
- Will emotional breakdown after a while
- Can be mean in what I see in with good intention but might cause stress
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>>22749320
small? arent you like 5'8"?
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>>22753931
obviously pick you because you're med student
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Pro's:
-Avoids conflict and pretty much can get on with anyone, I don't argue about petty things or feel like I need to big myself up over anyone. Very agreeable, more of a follower than a leader.
-Barely every hungry, eat pretty minimally... so I wouldn't take up many resources.
-Camping/Basic outdoor survival knowledge as well as tracking skills
-Not easily phased by traumatic situations
-Small framed and light on my feet, could fit in between tight obstacles and could pass by unnoticed by most.
-Obsessive (Could be a con as-well) Once I focus on something I won't stop until it's finished.
-Very loyal

Cons:
-Fairly weak, low(ish) stamina, often tired.
-Bad sense of urgency
-Often ill
-Terrible cooking skills
-Low leadership + indecisive
-No combat experience
-Low self esteem
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Pros
>pretty quiet, won't talk your ear off
>verbal learner. im pretty visual
>determined, don't give up easily, persistent
>good listener
>good with my hands and wood
>know first aid and CPR
>pretty good with a harmonica
>decent aim
>good at putting together food from scratch
>im reliable
>patient
>fast and small, good runner

Cons
>I don't have much muscle
>not a big build
>I prefer being alone, I'm not a caretaker
>panic attacks on rare occasions, not a big deal, i have decent control
>not really great for someone who wants to constantly converse
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>>22748541
This is me. I'm on my phone.

>>22752584
Seems you're more ready for government dissolution, than zombies attacking.

>>22752649
Waiting for that sweet sweet zombie blow job. No not really.

>>22753931
>Would leave you to die.
Hopefully only in a scenario which would also bring risk to yourself, otherwise, you're an asshole. Med skills are nice, but anything serious with zombies about would be a chop job that anyone could do. Someone gets a collapsed lung, they are dead unless they're in a hospital with you. Stealth is situational.

>>22754249
Everything besides guns is something you wouldn't know you could/would do until you've been in that situation.

Will post more later.
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Pros:
>Adaptive
>Operate well under pressure
>Logical
>Tenacious
>Decently strong and fast
>Humorous
>Driven toward heroism
Cons:
>Solitary, likely to be a lone wolf
>Emotionally distant, not empathetic
>6'6"
>May take unnecessary risks
>May develop hero complex
>Irritable when hungry
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