I just want a girl who will buy me cute underwear and shave

>>22728819
Why the hell do people place their worth on relationship status? Perhaps if you actually valued yourself someone could possibly value you.

>>22728819
aren't you the faggot who was posting nudes and shit here

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>>22728840
I have, I don't post nudes that much though. Only if someone I know hops in the thread and asks really

>>22728822
I value myself a whole lot and I deserve to give that to someone else

>>22728875
Post your balls.

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>>22728895
be polite

>>22728936
Stop being a faggot and post your balls. Please.

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>>22728942
no thank you I will post my balls another day

>>22728957
I'm going to sage this shit.

Op you have such a unique face and I love it

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>>22728964
love you!

>>22728972
Also actually love you <3

OP is 100% faggot. I bet you suck dick for a living

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Such a goofy looking fucker

David is a
F A G G O T
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>>22729492
I'm not sure I understand this

>>22729476
and i definitely don't get this

>>22729467
>>22729564
hm definitely no samefagging here

also I do not suck dick for a living I work at barnes and noble

>>22729606
You have a fishhead look to you. Buggy eyes and weird shape. This also invites the 3d Homer comparison. I don't take credit for making those, found them on here.

>>22728819
And I just want you to be a lonely desperate faggot. Looks like one of us is getting what he wants.

Babe, you have some highly specific interests.

I like this disheveled hair style. It makes me want to touch you.

You're cool senpai, keep the shitposting up if it makes you happy
>implying happiness is reachable tho

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>>22729721
uh huh

>>22730000
that's mean

>>22730435
I just think grooming is cute and cute underwear is expensive ;_;

also th-thanks

>>22730454
i'm not ur f a m

>>22731956
You might think it mean, but he got quads
>>22730000
It's also a very true post. You'll never find anyone who's both attracted to you and can deal with your angst and faggotry.

Oh, and I dunno about the fish, but there are lots of resemblances in this picture. >>22729476
Aside from the yellow skin, he could be you in a few years. Your hairline is already shit, so you're probably balding as well.

I don't think anyone actually likes this guy. Funny to watch his failed topics implode though. Especially whoever started the Homer comparison. Great work anon, you're really getting to him.

Just buy a goddamn prostitute and pay her to mistreat you like you want to be Fishy. It's really your only option to keep from being a desperate virgin your whole life.

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>>22732173
my hairline has been that way since I was like 4, and my grandfather's is the same at age 74. I don't think it's going anywhere.

>>22732195
It is getting to me because it's fucking annoying and unoriginal

i'm getting so tired of explaining this, it's arrow in the knee level humor and that bothers me so much

>>22732302
are you really gonna make me repost the messages i got from this girl i went to high school with

i'm more or less a virgin by choice

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>>22732864
Indeed, you are a virgin by choice. It's your choice to be a whiny, desperate loser. It's not your fault you look weird, but you could definitely get laid by ugly fatties if you wanted.

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>>22732910
>that girl is an ugly fatty

Oh, now I see the problem, you are a blind person on an imageboard.

in all seriousness, please go back to /pol9k/, you are shitting up this board.

Hurry up and post your kik OP

>>22728819
I'm getting a serial killer bive from you...

>>22732982
Ops, vibe i mean.
No offence, you're kinda cute it's just the way you look at the camera.

>>22732970
dongfacemcgee

Send ALL the dicks

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>>22732970
>>22733059
this is actually my kik but please do not send me any dick pictures

>>22732982
>>22732988
I would look so cute on the front page of a national newspaper

literally never seen a dude this fucking lonely and sad in my life. i'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't always posting his goofy mug and over-estimating his attractiveness.
>sage

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>>22733112
I'm actually a pretty happy guy

also I can tell you post in almost every one of these threads because you use the word "mug" over and over again, what makes a person so angry?

>>22733070
Send dicks, gore, goatse, everything

>>22733137
honestly, the only other post besides that was a simple "pls stop posting". did it weeks ago. i think you've made ~10 different threads since then.
>saging again
pls don't respond

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>>22733145
not your personal blah blah blahhb lakfdmc,xlskif

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>>22733152
so you're telling me there are at least two autists using "mug" as a word for face in my threads?

anon, we both know that's not true.

>>22733160
When describing your face, "mug" is an acceptable alternative.

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>>22733171
if you want to sound like you have your name embroidered into your underwear, sure.

>>22733160
>mug
I was going to say rat face but that seemed a little mean spirited.
the hilarious part of this exchange is that you're so desperate for attention that even negative attention makes you happy.
you're basically on the same mental/emotional plane as a female camwhore spreading her anus for a morsel of notice.

>>22733179
Well, funny enough, my name IS Calvin

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>>22733191
The actual attention is whatever, I don't care much about the recently proven to be at least two autists say about my face. I really love internet fights though, it's an addiction.

>>22733193
are you black

>>22733209
If you didn't crave the attention so much you wouldn't be making your own threads practically every day.
funny enough, if you take out the random insults and your samefagging on different IPs, your typical thread gets about 5 responses from a fat girl and a few homosexuals.

>>22733227
I have never samefagged one of my threads lol

also the girl who posts here isn't fat

I never said anything about not craving attention, really, it's just that I don't crave negative attention.

>>22728819
This is things I do for my husband except not cute underwear because he doesn't want cute ones. I buy him clothing that I know he likes. Do you shave the back of the neck though got to keep that shit clean

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>>22733249
I'm afraid to screw it up so I just get really regular haircuts instead

I like the intimacy of grooming more than anything though, honestly.

>>22733256
What are those pictures on your cork board op?

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>>22733275
Artsy polaroids I took when I was like 16

>>22733300
How old are you now?

>>22733227
Pretty much, haha, fat chicks and gay dudes almost as desperate as himself. That's all David gets.

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>>22733368
see >>22732864

I can post more if you want dude

>>22733341
I'm 19!

>>22733385
More what? Fat chicks and homosexuals?

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>>22733406
Are you really gonna call that girl fat

really

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally

>>22733414
That girl doesn't even post here. Your claims don't really mean anything. The only people who talk to you on here are people who laugh at you, fat chicks, and homosexuals

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>>22733427
But you said that's all that I get and she actively tries to fuck me so

she's not the only one I rejected in high school either

>>22733484
You're one of those guys that takes the slightest flirting and thinks it means she's totally into you, aren't you? I'm sure you "rejected" all these girls in high school. Yet you're still a virgin. That's really, really pathetic if you're telling the truth about these supposed girls wanting you (which nobody believes anyways)

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>>22733524
Idk if this i what you'd call "slightest flirting"

seriously, almost any time I'd mention I was a virgin after junior year something like this would happen.

>>22733560
So these girls were virgin chasers who hadn't actually met you yet. Once they got to see how creepy and weird you really are, they noped the fuck out. That's why you're still a virgin. Of course you're going to make up some story about how "I'm waiting for the right one" or "it would ruin our friendship". Classic virgin excuses. There's also the "I'm not really interested and didn't want to try"

>>22733256
The intimacy of shaving? Please, I'd do it for a good guy friend. Intimate is you seeing me without my makeup and kissing me with my moarning breath.

>>22733560
POST HER DICK YOU WEIRD LITTLE FUCKING WORM

>>22733924
LMAOOOOO, it's a trap? So much is explained

>>22733924
can we get confirmation its really a trap so I can proceed to laugh?

>>22733979
It's a trap alright, I've seen its nudes posted on here along with other pictures. The dress is memorable and the face

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>>22734010
>>22733924
...it's not though lol

I've seen her vagina, it's alright. I love how desperate you guys get once proven wrong, it's always "NO SHE'S NOT REAL" until I prove she is but then you guys go for the ugly/fat/samefag shit, it's hilarious. This is the first time I've heard her accused of being a trap though. Very interested to see the "proof" so I can laugh about it with her later.

>>22733628
I still talk to that girl I posted, we've known each other since freshman year. The rest were girls I had classes with in high school and college, it wasn't like I just shouted HELLO I AM A VIRGIN and they were like "ayyy," these were girls I had talked to enough to have a conversation about sex in the first place.

>>22733826
It's more about me being comfortable with someone else touching me that much, especially when I can't see them.

>>22734401
So, let's assume all the crap you say is true. Why are you still a virgin with all these opportunities? Don't give me any of the lame excuses virgins normally make up.

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>>22734425
It's because the one time I tried to have sex with someone I wasn't 100% into emotionally, I couldn't get hard. When I find someone who I really like from a personal standpoint and is also really physically attractive to me, I'm too nervous.

I'm also just noooooot that interested in sex anymore, since I was like 16 I haven't felt nearly as much desire for it. It's like a frozen pizza, if it's around I'll eat it, but I'm not going out of my way for one. I'm more into emotional connection+foreplay/kinky stuff.

>>22734445
David, don't you know that fucking as often as possible is the primary life goal of every REAL man

/sarcasm

>>22731956
I'm not sure why that one is so appealing. I generally want to play with your hair in response to most pictures you post. I think it's a hair/expression/shirt perfect storm. I like this pic, too...the glasses, especially.

>>22733560
You always post this as proof, if anything it makes you seem clingy, as if it were the only time it ever happened.


>'sure is samefagging in here'
>dumb shrug.jpg
>another ugly pic of my hideous mug.png

>>22734950
Hey look, it's the only "girl" on the site who talks to you.
>>22734445
This analogy was so stupid it gave me secondhand autism. You're a virgin because you're one creepy motherfucker who scares people away when they get to know you.

>>22735072
Poor baby...is this really what you're doing with your night? You are far more dedicated to responding to David's threads than I am.

>>22735111
How do you figure? I made a comment now and one on my computer earlier which was a different ID. Far cry from dedicated. Or are you trying to claim that every single person is just samefagging?

Probably the lamest copout there is, claiming samefagging. It's impossible to prove one way or the other, and just serves to throw doubt on a person's character rather than their words. Can't you do better?

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>>22734988
i've done it twice lol

>>22735111
oh fuck hahahaha

>>22735168
she's probably saying that you've commented in my threads before

and you have let's be honest

anyway, what's wrong with that analogy?

>>22735214
please go ahead and post this instead of homer, I actually giggled a little.

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>>22735410
Fuck you.

I found that girls >>22732864 Instagram and I'm linking her to this thread you sicko.

Maybe you'll think twice before lying.

>>22735410
>another ugly pic of my hideous mug.png
called it, be less predictable or get more interesting

>>22735457
about??????

>>22735547
I'm not so much predictable as familiar at this point

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>>22735457
side note: why are you so angry at me?

>>22735632
Familiar would imply people like you, you ugly son of a bitch

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>>22735746
such vitriol

>>22735410
Let's be real here: anyone who has posted multiple responses to a thread they claim to dislike has already wasted their time....and probably done it on more than one occasion.

I actually found the girl in quotes thing amusing.

Anyway, I'm sorry people are shitbags, you're pretty, and I want to nip your jawline.