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/erpg/ - No Bullying Edition >New here? >What the fuc

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/erpg/ - No Bullying Edition

>New here?
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.

>How do I get started?

Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!

>So, I made my Character, what now?

After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.

>Where do you guys hang out?

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JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
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Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
That will take you right to the channel.

Previous thread: >>22688909
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I really need to play Madison Alexis Dylan some more.

I should also get some lezdom images saved. I've been on /gif/ this morning.
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>>22726324
>No Bullying Edition
Hell yeah!
Boy you like my body. Set the mood, let's play!
You can touch me anywhere except for my vajayjay.
My heart says ye-es
But my vajayjay says no-o
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Okay erpg, youre the only ones I can trust with this. I got a cut on my asshole somehow, and now when I shit it hurts. But theres sympathetic pain on my chest. Those nerves arent supposed to be connected, right? What the hell is wrong with my spine.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20passing%20traveller/

Certified vagrant, proud advocate of anti-bullying. Unless you're a dork. Then you deserve it.
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How am I doing here.
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>>22726831
>even hotter imho desu senpai
>even hotter in my honest opinion to be honest senpai
C'mon senpai, that's just awk.
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>>22726841
>word filters
Huh, have those always been there?
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>>22726854
New additions over the last few days. I, for one, am happy to see the return of time-honoured traditions.
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Fuck off with this anime cancer you not loved subhuman trash.
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>>22726867
First /his/ and now this, chinese moot is steering this site in a nice direction.
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>>22726867
>Poccия Maтyшкa.jpg
Huh.
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>>22726880
Hiroshima Nagasaki's on the ball, no denying.

>>22726890
Dem Motherlands, yo.
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>>22726324
What do you MEAN No-Bully allowed?
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>>22726610
>I got a cut on my asshole somehow
How did you got a cut on your asshole?
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>>22726981
It means no bullying. Nerd. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, huh? Nothing? Yeah, I thought so. Siddown.
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Interested in making finding a solo GM? Otherwise, desiring sex-casual, highly unrealistic roleplay with hyper and hyper-fertility and other silliness.

Might want to play as Phurie's Charlotte OC?

https://www.f-list.net/c/Oppa
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Hah
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Gimme feedback on this inline.

https://www.f-list.net/c/gloryhole%20princess
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>>22727153
I've always wondered how people consider that kind of cybersex to be engaging and exciting. Not even a dozen and a half years ago, when I was first experimenting with cybering on battle.net at the ripe old age of thirteen, was I writing anything so utterly trite. No, I still wanted my context and build-up and framing and properly-written prose.

...Guess it's not that surprising I ended up falling into ERP a year or two later.
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What's your absolute favorite setting to ERP in?

For me it's [spoiler]Science Fiction, gotta love those skintight suits.[/spoiler]
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>>22727215
You've got good taste, Anon. World needs more sci-fi smut.
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>>22727215
Fantasy more than sci-fi, but really anything that isn't modern. Modern a worst.
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>>22726982
The real reason is a lot less fun than what youd imagine given Im posting in erpg.

Cant spoiler, just imagine it though

Im lenient on wiping when I know Im taking a shower, i got distracted in route though. It dried, cleaning it gave a slight tear, which is struggling to heal because all the chili Im eating has me shitting fists instead of normally. Itd be fine if the average diameter wasnt almost 2 inches.
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>>22727215
Urban fantasy is my favourite setting period.
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>>22727225

>tfw everyone I run into that wants to do Sci-fi is aiming for some variation of "Like Star Trek with sex" or "Space Marine Power Hour."
>tfw I just want to play a schmuck in a starship trying to survive

(I'm the guy from the last general that was getting too into biology, ecology and manufacturing because the idea of a "Robinson Crusoe in Space" setting gets me all giddy.)
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>>22727291
I've got a soft spot for peeling out of too-tight flightsuits, skin flushed with adrenaline and elation alike, after once again barely surviving lancing death in the terrifying void between stars.

0G fucking is also top-notch, too. All that grabbing onto a firm surface and grinding.
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>>22727215
Whatever character I make is invariably a fantasy character, so fantasy it is by default. I'm alternatively amused or mildly annoyed when approached by characters that aren't in the same setting.
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>>22727331
I try to make my characters so they can fit in various settings. Some are obviously more skewed towards this or that than others, but it's usually not that huge a leap to shuffle things around.
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>>22727336
They will literally approach my D&D-type fantasy rogue with a K-Pop star. What the fuck?
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>>22727343
Fuckin' bards, comrade. Fuckin' bards.
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>>22727271
Really likin that book, huh?
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>>22727382
Told'ja, already finished it a few days ago. I'm halfway through Poltergeist now.

But it showed off slinky leather clad urbfan detectives.
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>>22727318

What's your name? I might have to hit you up later tonight and work out a game.
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>>22727402
>Told'ja, already finished it a few days ago.
Ah right, kinda slipped my mind. I blame being an hour past when I should've been asleep.
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Why the fuck is no one commenting on my glory hole.
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>>22727869
holes are for using, not for complimenting.
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>>22727445
https://www.f-list.net/c/ansa%20maijala/

I'm scanty as fuck these days, though. In the middle of a mountain of legalese that'll be followed by moving, and that's even before you factor in the matter of my workplace coming apart at the seams and me having to pick up a ton of slack there.
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>>22727445
>not becoming a hermit and stealing peoples WiFi to date your ERP fix
Step it up.
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>>22728334
>linking to the wrong post by a mile
Jesus, I need to go to bed.
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Slow thread.
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>>22729147
You're a slow thread.
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>>22729182
You're slow in the head
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>>22729198
And you're a dead fish in bed.
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>>22729208
But everyone knows that's not true. Even when I'm subbing I'm dictating the flow of my RPs, partly because I'm controlling and partly because other people don't live up to my standards, which is why I find it so draining.
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>>22728187
We miss you in the fort, Red.
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>>22729267
>not going with the rhyme
This is some sort of crime.
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If you like petplay, role reversal, and amazonian anthro ladies, this profile is for you.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Lady%20Beasts

No pic related, for obvious reasons.
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>>22729275
Truly, it's all about the pantomime.

>>22729274
I miss you wonderful lot, too.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/chris%20barton/
Not even remotely finished this character, but I'm posting anyways because why not?
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Every thread I'm Watching has been so slow these last few hours.
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Anyone running an erp game?

Player here looking to join one.
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Woow, page nine guys?
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>>22732941
It's cozy on page 9.
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>>22733148
Aubergines are pretty fucking depraved.
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On day we'll rise again from the ashes, and with a mirthful grin upon our visage. With dicks of gold and orgasms too strong to handle, we'll run the world, we'll subjugate and rule the masses with our iron fists.
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>>22733176
yes
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>>22733188
I believe!
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https://www.f-list.net/c/tempest%20of%20blood

Blood, death and gore. Just check it out if any of that is interesting to you.
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>>22734141
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>>22734141
Eh, not sexy enough. I don't like combat and I don't care for one post of sex. I want sexual pain all throughout and obviously I like it consensual. I want to beg you to step on my balls instead of beg you not to kill me.

I mean, characters that are "eh, sex is boring" but want to beat people up and gut them while they scream just don't interest me. I mean, kind of this >>22734262

>>22734262
Better filename.
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>>22734123
Hear my missive, childe of the truth.

Know this, with nothing more than zealotry and fire deep in your heart, that we'll rise again, a wave of death on the poor, middle and rich, to give them an existence of pure blur!
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How do you get good at this shit, especially quick little one-two liner IM messages I'm doing. I find it pretty fun but I feel I'm pretty emotionless.
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>>22735035
Less mechanical motion, more sensation. Rather than simply describing what you're doing in matter-of-fact terms, the essential thing is being evocative.
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>>22735035
Add more lines to describe feelings and details rather than THRUSTHARDER/MOANLOUDER
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I've been making profiles basically just to do inlines and image editing.

https://www.f-list.net/c/ts%20love
https://www.f-list.net/c/hero-kun
https://www.f-list.net/c/Gloryhole%20Princess
https://www.f-list.net/c/all%207s
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https://www.f-list.net/c/Headless%20Knight/
>female
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>>22735623
I think what you should really be focusing on is:
>Created: 4y, 1mo, 2d ago
>"work in progress"
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>>22735623
>>22735691
They must be paying attention, because they just updated 15 minutes ago and are set to Shemale.

Also, that is one LEWD fuckin' horsecock.
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>>22735708
I was actually surprised to see that profile wasn't created specifically in response to those two images being posted four days ago, since I fully expected there to be at least one in the room and even more on F-List in general.
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Not sure where else to ask, so I'll ask here at the risk of being retarded:

What's the difference between Shemales and Herms? I've always considered them interchangeable, but apparently they're different
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>>22735978
Shemale is balls and dick.

Herm is dick and vagina (sometimes balls).
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>>22735989
Ah, thanks
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https://www.f-list.net/c/palorena/

Immortal elf with a focus on romance. Perhaps I should start including some non-custom kinks? And I need help deciding whether the facial scar of the second image should be canon or not!
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>>22736068
>Perhaps I should start including some non-custom kinks?
No. But add more customs.
>And I need help deciding whether the facial scar of the second image should be canon or not!
Yes
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>>22736103
>No. But add more customs.
Rory, stop giving bad advice. Some people want to be found.
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>>22736103
That's one for making the scar canon. Guess I'll make a tally somewhere and decide by the end of the week.

>More customs
Well, I'd need something particular I'd want to add first!
>>22736104
I'm pretty outgoing with posting ads, so hopefully that'll be enough. I would only include vanilla kinks that I doubt people often search for anyways.
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>>22736115
I use system kinks to avoid the whole twenty-questions, "what's your opinion on anal, bondage, creampies, dildos, etc" thing for all the basics. For that reason alone I think they're worth including, even if you DON'T want to be found.
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>>22736134
Subkinks are the best option here, although it is an extra layer of work. You get all the fun of customs with the ease of access provided by the default options.
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>>22736142
Loses that at-a-glance clarity, though, unless you write a custom kink for every single one of those. Even I don't have it in me to do that.
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I really didn't expect this, but it turns out some slutty girls are actually played by shy irl girls.
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>>22736390
>there are girls on the internet
It's also not 1995 anymore.
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>>22736390
Inner desires made manifest, tovarisch.
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>>22736390
That's exactly on the mark, kiddo.

Welcome to the ERP front, bb.
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>>22736390
>shy irl girls

They're lewd a fuck.
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>>22736396
What are you doing here, I thought you were running off for a month or two again?
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>>22736408
I'm still packing my bags, don't worry, I'll be gone soon.
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>>22736394
>tfw realizing you were literally 5 years old in 1995
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>>22736416
"packing"
"bags"
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>>22736416
[spoiler]But I don't want you to go.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Spoilers don't work on /soc/[/spoiler]
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>>22736405
Now I'm thinking to myself "maybe in highschool I should have taken advantage of that cute shy girl that got super touchy with everyone the few times she got drunk."

I'd have had to be a completely different person to have done anything though. I'd already learned at that point somehow that sex with drunk girls = evil. I don't know when exactly that wormed it's way into my head but it did.
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>>22736424
Yea. Packing them real tight and full with panties, dicks and the like.

>>22736425
I'll visit you in your dreams, baby! Don't worry...
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/christina%20foster
Damn, that is some heavy autism.
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>>22736634
>that Ulltrverse definition
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Is there some kind of correlation between the weird fetishes and autism?

>find cute centaur girl for rape+vore
>RP starts with a fight for me to lose
>centaur fights by running around like a retard and smacking into me
>"she charges at the girl, planning to stop without trampling her,"
>"but if momentum has other plans..."

I should just go back to being the dom and be sadistic rather than weird.
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>>22736643
>open pastebin
>replace all , with blank
>48635 replaces
So it's 9e(48635*3+2)=9e145907
>one ultrverse is 9e302 trillions i.e. 9e314 'multiverses'
>so overall it's 8e146222 'multiverses'
This shit is out of whack of even the most insane idle games I've seen.
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>>22736104
You should never want to be found. Don't let the government watch you!
Also, you do know you can search by custom, right? That's how I find my jerk off material.

>>22736115
>Well, I'd need something particular I'd want to add first!
Anything that you'd want to add a system kink for.

Sexual acts, though. How do you like your sex? Rough? Soft? Giving? Receiving? Do you like oral? Do you like musk or watersports or facesitting or panty gags or blindfolds or bondage or slapping or having a wet slimy cock rubbed in your face or pressed against a wall or manhandled or what?
Hell, I don't even know if "Gay" means "Gay" or "I like penises but I don't like men".

>>22736134
I prefer to use customs for those as well.

>>22736188
Honestly, in terms of looks I think a lot of customs with subkinks and a few scattered system kinks looks best.

>>22736416
I'll pack bags (of heroin) in your ass.

>>22736435
>"maybe in highschool I should have taken advantage of that cute shy girl that got super touchy with everyone the few times she got drunk."
Uh... only if you waited until AFTER she's not drunk. Just because someone gets gropey when they're drunk doesn't mean they won't regret it later. That's what "beer goggles" means.

>I don't know when exactly that wormed it's way into my head but it did.
/r9k/ are you honestly trying to say that the only reason you feel it's wrong to have sex with intoxicated people is because society made you think that way? If someone can't drive you really shouldn't have sex with them unless it was agreed upon in advance and you know their drunk feelings are the same as their sober feelings. Just as drunks don't want to wrap themselves around a tree when they're sober, ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ sometimes they don't want to have sex with you.
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>>22737090
>48635 replaces
What?
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>>22737528
She wrote a FUCKASSHUGE number for her titsize. So huge it didn't fit on the profile. She had to pastebin it.
http://pastebin.com/0xdnxng5
I used "replace all" function in notepad to count digits in it.
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>>22737533
Oh, I didn't see that one, I just looked at the Ulltrverse number.
So her breast is larger than several multiverses. That... makes no sense and also what. What? Seriously, what?

"I'm walking on your breast. This is so sexy. There is breast as far as the eye can see. It's too up close to mean anything, though, and feels like ground."
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>>22737561
Oh also
>Please see definitions for a understanding of the sizes, Definitions thanks to Lilim Orlas
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Lilim%20Orlas
she copied the 'ultrverse' from somebody else.
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>>22736634
Oh shit, I didn't know Tom Preston had an F-list account.
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>>22737588
Hes small time.
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>>22737525
>/r9k/ are you honestly trying to say that the only reason you feel it's wrong to have sex with intoxicated people is because society made you think that way?
There is no other reason! Don't tell me that if raised in a culture glorifying rape or without any people around as a wild child you somehow would know that rape is wrong. Those things are taught by society, not innate.
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>>22737938
My morality is based on "I understand that other people have thoughts, emotions, and feelings, and that sometimes other people's actions can infringe upon those thoughts, emotions, and feelings; as such I should mitigate the things I do that negatively affect those people."

So, no. I know rape is wrong because I wouldn't want to get raped, not because someone told me that rape is bad. Here's a simple moral rubric: "Would I want this done to me? Do I believe they would want it done to them?"
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>>22737974
Oh, you are one those, aren't you. Sorry that rest of humanity isn't up to your standards and as cavemen would be rapist, as spartans warmongers, in medieval europe zealots and in colonial era racists and slavery apologists. But good that we do have such shining beacons of morality that don't need any socialisation to keep down their lower instincts.
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>>22738014
Sorry to hear that you would like to be raped.
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>>22737974
>>22738014
>>22738077
You guys are being dumb.

But whatever, it keeps the thread bumped.
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>>22738077
Idea that you should do to other people what you don't want done to you isn't something that you are born with. You were taught morality even if you don't realise it.
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>>22738098
Sorry to hear you were taught you would like to be raped, then.
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>>22738096
Don't start with that old, trite "noble savage" bullshit. Without society there is no morality.
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>>22738014
I'm pretty sure "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is pretty fucking old. Sure, people haven't always followed it, but I'll admit I clearly don't always follow that, considering the arguments I get into.

Morality doesn't come from society, it comes from realizing that other people are people. And actually caring about that fact.

>>22738098
>>22738104
I wouldn't want to accuse you of having been well read, but Hobbes is wrong and has been proven wrong time and time again. If anything it turns out that humans have morality because we're social species and morals and empathy allow us to function as a society. Not the other way around.

I mean, fucking Chimpanzees and Bonobos and Gorillas have morality. It's not "noble savage" bullshit, it's "we have society because we can understand that harming others is bad".

If anything society allows for the degradation of morals. Case in point the warmongering raping slave owning zealotry you mentioned.
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>Thread about typefucking has degraded into a debate about the morality of rape
I really hate you people some times
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>>22738116
Yet chimps happily kill and rape each other without any problem and up to one third of deaths in pre-agrarian societies were an effect of violence of some kind. And rape is particularly funny example given how for most of history it was seen as particularly heinous crime not because suffering involved but because woman's sexuality was a property of her husband or father. It was violating something with actual monetary value. Without social stigma attached your "innately moral" people would be running around raping whoever they could their cocks on.
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>>22738145
We are refugees from /tg/. What were you expecting?
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>>22738145
Same.
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>>22738145
We always must grapple with the troll, despite the grapple mechanics being broken and unintuitive as fuck.
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>>22738311
Are there any RPGs that have good grapple mechanics?
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>>22738333
Maybe games that just abstract it entirely?
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>>22738333
I feel like I've asked this very question before, right here or perhaps in chat. The short answer was no. The long answer was that some are less painfully busted than others.
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>>22738145
Less morality of rape and more Hobbesian ethics.

>>22738156
>Yet chimps happily kill and rape each other without any problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_morality
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/19/health/chimpanzee-fairness-morality/
http://www.earthisland.org/journal/index.php/elist/eListRead/chimps_and_bonobos_prove_that_moral_behavior_is_a_product_of_evolution/
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/20/science/20moral.html?pagewanted=all
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnthropology/comments/2vuaqt/is_there_a_consensus_on_the_relation_between/
http://www.wired.com/2013/07/to-war-is-human-perhaps-not/
http://phys.org/news/2013-07-warfare-uncommon-hunter-gatherers.html

>Without social stigma attached your "innately moral" people would be running around raping whoever they could their cocks on.
No they wouldn't, which has been shown time and time again. Also, history hasn't been this unanimous "women are property" thing. Rape was seen as wrong in many places because it was forcing someone to do something they didn't want to. Hell, that's not even touching on the laws against raping other men.

>>22738362
>>22738333
nWoD 2e. You roll Strength + Brawl - Defense (a normal attack) to grapple. Once grappled on whichever initiative is next you both roll Strength + Brawl. Whoever wins decides what happens (reverse the grapple, break free, drop someone prone, control a weapon, deal clinch damage)
It's surprisingly intuitive. Both characters act on the same initiative and play a little minigame.
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>>22738484
None of the links you posted really support your stance. Oh, yeah! Hunter-gatherers didn't wage wars that often. That doesn't mean that inter-grup violence wasn't common place. It's hardly an argument for some innate human morality that without developed society you are unlikely to be killed during a battle when you are almost guaranteed to get bludgeoned to death by your tribesmen because he thinks that your hat would look better on him.
Also how "has been shown time and time again" that people from primitive societies are unlikely to commit rape? Do you have some proof of that unlikely idea or are you just pulling it straight from your rectum?
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>>22738749
Shut up and/or go away.

This is not the thread, or the board, for this.
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>>22738749
I always point anybody who argues "war didn't exist during the hunter-gatherer stage of socialization!" to Azar Gat's War in Human Civilization. It dedicates an entire chapter to tearing apart that empty, untenable assertion. tl;dr there wasn't a whole lot of standing up and slogging it out in pitched battle, but there was a whole fuckload of bushwhacking, ambushing, and night-raiding - to the point where something like 20% - 25% of your average pre-settled population would be dying due to interpersonal violence.

Anyway.
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>>22738772
Why is that sword-wielding lady so lewd?
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>>22738799
Because elegance and decadence go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
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>>22738805
Peanut butter and chocolate isn't that good of a combo though.
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>>22738812
Get out. Stay out.
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>>22738749
"Chimpanzees are violent!"
>Here's evidence they aren't
"That doesn't prove anything!"

Also, what has been shown time and time again is that we aren't all just waiting for a lack of laws to just start raping and murdering each other. I mean, I'm sure you've heard of the Stanford Prison Experiment, but I'm also sure you don't know about how poorly handled it was.

>>22738772
But that's still mostly wrong. I mean, as one of the links I linked points out no two anthropologists agree, but from what I can tell it's quite a bit less likely. After all, before agriculture there isn't really much NEED to war. War is about taking someone's stuff. War against someone without any stuff is time consuming and resource intensive, which is hard enough without agriculture.
>something like 20% - 25% of your average pre-settled population would be dying due to interpersonal violence.
That means a lot less when "25%" might mean "one guy".

Meanwhile our closest species relatives don't really seem to be murdering each other left and right. Hell, even the ones who ARE violent, and most of them aren't.
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>>22738818
Raids for prisoners (usually women), efforts to settle perceived slights, and accusations of witchcraft are all common, documented causes for semi-organized violence in pre-settled societies.

So yeah, even if you don't have crops, your breeding stock is potential chattel. And "one of our promising hunters died out of nowhere for no reason; clearly this was sorcery by the neighboring tribe!" has carried down through the generations in all sorts of ill-informed xenophobia. And of course, bull-headed honour always has its place in the causes of strife, just as Thucydides stated so aptly.

So remember! That next scene you run involving stealing and raping the women of some other grouping? That's a time-honoured pastime.
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>>22738818
>That means a lot less when "25%" might mean "one guy".
No it doesn't. It's still place where you are quite likely to be murdered. Not even the worst slums out there are as violence-ridden. Let that sink in for a moment.
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>>22738818
>Here's evidence they aren't
It's also not an evidence that chimps aren't violent. It's an evidence that they can see when you are tring to screw with them, yeah. But they aren't some cuddly pacifists as anarcho-primitivists would lead you to believe. Chimps are vicious motherfuckers.
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>>22738864
What do hunter gatherers need prisoners for? They wouldn't even have anything to keep them prisoner with. Are we even talking about the same groups of people?
Hell, come to think of it I don't think I've ever heard of pre-agrarian cultures being worried about sorcery.

>>22738910
I linked like twelve articles. You're mentioning something from one of them.

Chimps aren't hyper violent and bonobos solve their problems with sex.
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>>22738885
I should clarify that number. It's not 1/5th to 1/4th of the *entire* population (a clearly unsustainable number), but rather 20% - 25% of all deaths. That's still a staggering and horrifying number, mind: somewhere around a quarter to a fifth of all deaths in your average hunter-gatherer society being caused by other human beings.

Hell is other people. It always has been.

...Damn it, I really should know better than to get bogged down in this discussion, but I'm a historian by training and education, and a lot of my personal specialization is in military history. I spent - and spend - a lot of time thrashing around with this kind of material.

>>22738928
Breeding chattel is the big one, as I said. More women, more children, (usually) more status. That said, pressganging to replace your own losses is not wholly uncommon, either. And every society since time immemorial has been concerned about sorcery, witchcraft, and the unknown. We just sublimate it into established theological frameworks or scientific schemas these days. People hate uncertainty and want explanations for it.
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>>22738950
You can't pressgang people when you have nowhere to pressgang them and nothing to pressgang them with. Having captives inherently means having somewhere to keep them captive. And having people to guard them and watch over them.

I feel like we have to be talking about different groups of people. I'm talking, like, paleolithic. Where most of the violence you faced was getting into an argument and beating someone in the head. Hunting and gathering, where having a war would be pointless and costly.

I mean, a lot of what you're saying doesn't jive with the research I've seen (which basically points to Agriculture as the source of all human evil, of course). And just brings up several questions of logistics.
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>>22738817
No, I'm staying. Go eat peanut butter and chocolate until you grow fat from your terrible taste.
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>>22738950
>I should clarify that number. It's not 1/5th to 1/4th of the *entire* population (a clearly unsustainable number), but rather 20% - 25% of all deaths.
What difference does it make? I'm an engineer, not a historian but i'm pretty sure that all people die so number of people that lived and people that are dead few thousand years ago should be equal. Unless there is something i don't know.
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>>22739008
You're misunderstanding the treatment of captives in these societies. You either killed them quickly and publically to make a message, or you integrated them into your own grouping. You didn't keep the prisoner you were knocking up in a pen somewhere; they were part of your household.

And no, I'm talking about documented cultures that have been found around the world with little to no evidence of established agriculture. The "m-muh evils of agriculture!" is ideologically-driven Noble Savage apologism, which is tragically common in some corners of anthropology.

The thing about civilization is that despite the growing intensity and furor of conflict, it does a pretty good job of suppressing the number of dead and injured as a percentage of the overall population. Modern weaponry kills more people than spears and arrows did, but not proportionally relative to population growth. The exception there is nuclear war, naturally, but we haven't gotten there yet and hopefully we never do.

>>22739045
I'm onto you, reptilian. The only people who dislike peanut butter and chocolate are either those who are allergic to one or the other (tragic, but so it goes) or inhuman abominations wearing flesh-sleeves to infiltrate society.
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>>22739047
I assume he means "people who died from things".

>>22739048
But these weren't even civilizations.

Besides, we should really be spending less time talking about the Leviathan and more about how stupid /r9k/ is to say he only believes rape is bad because society convinced him rape is bad. I mean, however prehistoric people acted that's clearly a morally solipsistic thing to say.
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>>22739093
As I just told you in the channel, I'm pretty sure /r9k/'s line of thinking there is, at bottom, the way most moral codes work. Value codes get compiled that reflect the interests and concerns of a given society, and then are propagated memetically until they are (hopefully) internalized. That many societies share similar values just goes to show that the human experience is pretty similar no matter where you go, and most people worry about the same stuff.
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>>22739048
Accusing others of being a reptile? How suspiciously reptilian. You aren't trying to hide something now, are you?
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>>22739120
Yeah, but he seems to assume that the whole "Golden Rule" thing isn't inherent, or that the notion of humans working together because we're social creatures isn't true.

Morality springs from getting along with other people and understanding that they're other people. Then gets codified.

He seems to have this notion of the Leviathan, where everything is shit and everyone murders each other and rapes for fun until someone tells them not to, and that morality isn't inherent and that people ONLY get along with each other because someone tells them to. People don't need someone to tell them to get along, otherwise we'd never get where we are.
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>>22739136
Trying to reverse the point like that? Your slit eyes are showing, Ssthral. I'm wise to your game.
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>>22739170
I'm just saying
https://www.f-list.net/c/tcheyl%20ssu-raska
https://www.f-list.net/c/sarashk
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>>22739235
Snekmen are way better than reptilians. For one, they don't bother with the entire infiltration thing.
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>>22739048
This is totally correct.
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>>22739170
>_>
<_<
: >~
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can someone treat my like their pet/sub/slave?
please
can do voice
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>>22740683
Not quite how we work around here. Try one of the many other threads on /soc/ for that sort of thing, like maybe Kik or whatever.
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>>22740746
u mean that's not quite how u work;)
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>>22740757
No, you've got the wrong thread.
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>>22740683
>Dominant 95%
>Pet 94%
It's like my Elzi captions
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>>22740757
You walked into the wrong thread normie.
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>>22740782
so no-one's willing to erp with me?
why?
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>>22740844
Post these captions.
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>>22740846
>Normies are into petplay and phone sex with strangers
Man, that definition gets less and less "normal" every time I see it...

>>22740849
Because we don't want to hear your voice. In fact, that's actually a bit of a turn off. On top of that, your sentence structure just for something as simple as talking is terrible, and you aren't using captions. You're asking for being someone's slave right off the bat on top of it, which usually implies clinginess.

But mostly it's that you're asking for stuff like Skype phonecalls while these threads are primarily about roleplaying as different people. Like... vampires and werewolves and monstergirls and Fighters and Barbarians and Clerics and Shadowrunners and space cadets.

I mean, we also do more mundane stuff, but we're essentially playing a role and pretending to be other people. The way you phrase it sounds like you want to pretend to be yourself (or an idealized version of yourself that you present as authentic) as opposed to a character that you pretend to be with no illusions as to whether or not it's yourself.

Basically you seem low quality when we don't like that. And there really are other threads for it. Almost any kik or skype thread will be happy to phone sex with someone who wants to be someone's pet.

>>22740851
I'm not going to look through them, but there are a lot where it's like "I'm going to fill your belly up with my stinky jizz, master" and "you have to clean your pet's smegma up and only your tongue will do~"

http://xbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=elzi&pid=0
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>>22740881
I posted "can do voice", not "HAVE TO do voice".
idk, I'm kinda desperate
I've had little luck before, and I'm kinda starving to play sub, but no-one wanna do a play on making a male dom into a sub. I'm just testing the waters b4 i make a profile, cuz I don't wanna make a whole new profile for nothing.
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>>22741003
I guarantee that if you make a decent profile that isn't shit and put yourself out there you'll find some sort of play.
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>>22741003
Having pictures like that instead of the usual badly cropped anime screenshots or femboy traps is also good.

Just remember, Tobi wolf gets play.
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>>22739047
It's mostly by the way of phrasing. "25% dying" sounds like all at once.

>>22740849
Because you're some random guy on kik or etc.
As OP says we're here about roleplaying characters in developed scenarios, with main avenue being flist, not about random sexting.

>>22741003
>I've had little luck before, and I'm kinda starving to play sub, but no-one wanna do a play on making a male dom into a sub. I'm just testing the waters b4 i make a profile, cuz I don't wanna make a whole new profile for nothing.
If you're ok with playing a shemale dom being made into a sub, f-list's population of bitchbreakers is going to welcome you with open arms.

>>22741053
He got it like once and then spent weeks yawning while stroking his 14 inch anthro cock (actual quote) in the channel and leaving to play vidya because he wasn't getting anybody.
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>>22741113
>He got it like once
His whole profile is filled with conquests.

>f-list's population of bitchbreakers is going to welcome you with open arms.
You mean open anus. Also, some of them will play with guys.
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Anyone know if master of perversion got banned or did he just nuke his profile?
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>>22742621
Nuked. If he was totalbanned he wouldn't be able to delete it.
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>>22741168
I've played with a couple of his "conquests". They're the sort of people that will RP with anyone, as long as they fulfill X conditions. It's quite easy really.
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Hey people,

Id really like to try to get into this. I made a charakter and joined the Channel in OP's Post. But i dont really have an Idea on how to start A chat with somebody. Im in the chatroom, name is Slyva.
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>>22742828
Okay. The channel is generally just an OOC chat about random things. Join up whenever you feel like.

For RP you go find other people with profiles that look compatible with your and interesting to play with and propose to roleplay something.
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>>22742857
Would you mind looking over my profile to see if i did something stupid/didn't do something i should.

Basically i dont want to step on anyones toes because i didnt follow any rules i didnt know.

Ill post a Hi in the channel so you can find me.
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What happened to kamen rider justice poster
And let's see my id
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>>22742884
Sure, I'll give you some, although Makoto is also up at it in the channel already.

Okay, prelude: these aren't /rules/. F-list is huge and you can find audience at any level of effort put into the profile and the RP itself.
As a memetic "lowest of the low" benchmark we here like to laugh at this guy https://www.f-list.net/c/tobi%20wolf

But the recommendations are helpful to raise the quality and reduce clutter in the profile to make it more approachable.

First off, grammar. It's something that you can get rejected for very easily. So keep an eye on it.
Second: the kink list. You have gone overboard on it. Selecting every single kink is not really needed and only make it harder to find things that you are really focused on. A bunch of kinks are also rather redundant.
Third the profile: first person is rather unpopular, and recounting the plot of warcraft is kinda unnecessary. Just describe your character as a powerful Draenei priestess that likes being submissive behind the curtains.
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>>22742905
>Kamen Rider Poster
He still shows up occasionally. He's still as cool as always.
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>>22741003
Yo thanks for this image. For an exalt game I wanted to make a blind justiciar-type character and now I don't really have to look for one. This is actually pretty perfect.
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>turning gay girls straight with the dick
This fetish makes me feel too guilty, but it's too good at the same time.
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>>22744349
What about turning straight girls sexually uncertain with gene-engineered and surgically enhanced shemale soldier dick?
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/vorel%20svant/
With the internet being chuck full of dragon pictures of all kinds why would anyone use one's so shitty?
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>>22744457
Made by a friend and also lack of awareness.
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>>22744434
Eh, I guess that's fine too... if you're into that sort of stuff.
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>>22744466
Or some people really have a fetish for shitty art?
>https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20true%20kahnum
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/cecilia%20kurosawa
Godammit. F-list really is a cesspool of mental issues.
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>>22745025
>mental issues

I'm just not seeing it.
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>>22745025
In F-list's defence that looks like an issue it caught from tumblr.
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>>22745025
Are you really one to talk?

>>22745043
Iunno, those Nos are eye rolly.

>>22745061
What are you even on about?
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>>22745065
>Iunno, those Nos are eye rolly.

That's not a sign of having mental issues.
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>>22745025
I see literally nothing wrong with this profile. The Sexism kink is a little over the top but that's about it
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>>22745095
Over the top? Seems pretty glurgy to me. It's twee.
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>>22745065
I might redact that comment to be honest
I was thinking that some of this stuff went without saying but I keep coming back to "Well, yeah... I could see that happening and the need to warn against it."

This person must have had some real bad experiences if they've needed to state "Being black better not be your only reason for having a big cock."
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I didn't know how much I wanted pic related.

>>22745138
It's a pretty common occurrence.
Although I think they mean "having a big cock better not be your only reason for being black".
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>>22745183
>It's a pretty common occurrence.
Please no
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>>22745205
All too common.

To the point where I've played with at least one player because their character was black and not just a big black cock.
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>>22745212
Maybe >>22745025 was saying the profile was a symptom of the crazy rather than the crazy.
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>>22745183
>guys, she's nice, so be nice!
Nice. Warmth and positivity can also be sexy, especially when unexpected.
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>>22745332
I really wish turbosluts were a socially acceptable thing. Almost every public toilet had a "Public use" station and people didn't abuse those who worked in those positions.
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>>22745418
Sex is how some people get off their power fantasies though, and what's more powerful than making someone feel like shit?
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Full version.

>>22745418
If you're okay with watersports... (and also just flat out cartoonish casual use settings)
http://spidu.tumblr.com
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>>22745455
Making people feel good

In my experience that kind of power thrill comes from manipulating people's emotional state rather than actually causing emotional stress. It's just easier to hurt people than it is to make them feel good.
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>>22745486
Iunno, hurting people is something people like because it means negatively impacting them. That will always mean more than uplifting others to some people.

Plus, like you said, it's easier. And it also becomes harder and harder to make people feel good. It's always easy to make someone feel like shit.
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So.... isit wrong that my first instinct in finally posting in one of these threads looking for a girl ( vag girl or dick girl ) to bully me terribly in RP or do you just mean the bullying people for their sexual preferences or something?
either way i think i might try this out >>

- Spooky <3
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>Someone sends me a message which is basically just "hey"
>They have "hey" in their no list

Do you think this is a game, motherfucker?

On the other hand, feels kinda good getting messages before the profile is even done.
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>>22745580
I've gotten PMs on holder profiles from people who have "no empty profiles" in their Nos. They always get defensive when I point that discrepancy out.
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>>22745586
>that file name
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>22745596
Relax. You seem upset. Maybe you should go out to dinner with somebody.
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>>22745622
I hate you so much anon
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>>22745653
No need to be so caustic. I mean, really now.
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>>22745674
WHY DID KASHIWAGI GET A DAKI COVER AND NOT THE OTHER MAIN GIRLS?
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>>22745679
Because her laughter is a miracle of the BETAverse.
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>>22745586
>>22745580
Why do people approach my placeholder characters?

I just made https://www.f-list.net/c/miss%20mayhem because Malice was talking about a concept similar to https://www.f-list.net/c/mistress%20mayhem and I figured I'd grab the name while I could. I got a barely there Sabretooth profile asking if I wanted to discuss a *storyline*. With my barely there profile. Why the fuck would I want to do a long term RP when I can't even finish a profile?

>>22745596
What?

>>22745653
What?

>>22745679
What?

>>22745683
Still what?
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>>22745865
>What?
>What?
>What?
>Still what?
Muv Luv Spoilers and kickstarter saltiness
/m/e/m/es
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>>22745865
I'm just pushing somebody's buttons.
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>>22745900
YOU MOTHERFUKER
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>>22745900
>>22745888
>>22745908
Ya'll some losers
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>>22745912
no u
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>>22745908
As a peace offering, have some sweater puppies.
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>>22745563
Not really sure what you're asking, but "edition" doesn't actually mean the entire thread has to be about bullying, it's just an ice breaker. It doesn't have to mean anything in particular except what it means to you.
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>>22745563
Spoilers: "pls no bully" means "bully me sexually"
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Do any of your characters ever regret what happens?
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Also is it possible to have an orgasm from being spanked?
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>>22746188
In fiction anything can happen
[spoiler]Besides lets face it 90% of F-list has probably never even had sex before, just make shit up[/spoiler]
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>>22743280
I found some more in the search of good profile pics
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>>22746175
They regret that they didn't lewd more.
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>>22746188
Yes. It's really difficult and debatably as much about "orgasm from vibrations transmitted to/near-contact with actual erogenous zones" as it is genuinely "orgasm from being spanked", but then, orgasm is largely mental anyway. I mean, s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶c̶u̶m̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶n̶i̶p̶p̶l̶e̶s̶.̶

It's also totally a fetish of mine.
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>>22746175
So many regrets and no one to blame

This is the future they chose

... Aside from my space nun
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>>22745486
Emotional manipulation is the best. Making people happy is over rated though. Devotion is much more satisfying, and achievable.
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>>22746454
In my mind, when making someone happy devotion is implied. It only now hits me that it's not the norm to think that way.
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>>22746480
Oh well, its close enough right?
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>>22746480
>I want to make people happy
>So that they'll love and worship me
And that's how cults are born.

>>22746175
No, why would they? I mean, except the ones who were raped.
>>22746188
the mind is the most powerful erogenous zone. ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶i̶k̶a̶ ̶c̶u̶m̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶e̶h̶e̶a̶d̶
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>>22746175
None yet. One was pretty close to having a freakout along those lines, but then timely aftercare happened
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>>22747116
If I could be bothered to maintain personal relationships longer.
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>>22747116
>Gun
>Not Knife
P L E B T A S T E
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>>22747147
Knives don't go boom and splatter you over the wall instantly
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>>22747155
You're not stabbing hard enough.
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>>22747155
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NRS-2
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>>22747147
Gunplay > knifeplay

Fucking casuals.
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Dead thread.
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>>22748448
SAAAAAUCE

...Ah nevermind Google got it.
...And as always hitomi and pururin a shit and can't connect.
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>>22748525
Exhentai 4 lyfe
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>>22748534
Yeah, I went there immediately.
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>>22746267
I wanted something for a blind (and gay-leaning) Justiciar type. Most other things would look too submissive-looking.

I mean yeah the guy is a bottom but that shoulden't change much of anything
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>>22748534
>>22748536
...oh deer lord it's fucking hardcore
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>>22748546
Yeah, hope you enjoy you Monster.
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Glad to see the thread's active again, but I've nothing to contribute.

Have some beefcake.
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>>22748581
I want to wear his daughter's clothes while he fucks my face.
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>>22748647
>you
>playing
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>>22748874
I said I want to, not that I'm going to.

Someone actually saw Alicia Night's profile and thought it was hot and basically made a character for me. I'm still probably not going to play with them. Which reminds me, I should reply to that note.

Of course it doesn't help that they named their profile "Fat Pervert Dom".
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>>22749535
That's fucking good, my inlines are mostly banners or so. But I've been considering a good, full profile one like that for a while!
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You ever start making an inline for someone and then love it so much you want to use it for yourself?

I even put in a message in the same colour as the background so that anyone who's not set to Dark theme gets to see text telling them how to switch to Dark theme.

This is mostly a mock up, though. Hopefully it looks as good on the real profile. I even made an icon test.
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>>22749563
>I even put in a message in the same colour as the background so that anyone who's not set to Dark theme gets to see text telling them how to switch to Dark theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_XsjHGgOA
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>>22749557
I made this one for someone as well.
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Also, if you want to test your own Inlines, I've made this.
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>>22749618
>>22749621

You're the real mvp.

I love the template, too. My issue with inlines isn't making them since I'm good at editing after years of being in shitty forums. But my issue is picking the right fonts and all that. I get super self-conscious about it.

But hey, thanks!
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>>22749820
http://mrgone.rocksolidshells.com/
Fonts
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So uh... How do you turn people away without seeming like a huge, mean bully?
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>>22750224
I don't wanna RP with you, I'm just following my heart like the Disney princess I am on the inside.

Turn that scrawny ass around white boy and talk to me when you got some meat on it.

Ay yo, I ain't interested anymore, peace out and chill homie, I hope that the quest for the booty goes well.

I ain't yo holla back girl.

I'm saving myself for my waifu.

I've used all of these, and they all worked.
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>>22748581
Beef is nice but i would love some juicier sausage with it.
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Fuck I'm dumb.

Last time.
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>>22750953
No it isn't. But I'm going to stop uploading them, you get the picture.

I should actually work on profiles instead of just editing images.
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>>22750953
>assuming I'm going to change my settings for your benefit
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>>22750979
>Implying you shouldn't change your settings for your own benefit
Blue looks dumb. Seriously, I cannot stand it.

I've already changed my 4chan settings to be dark as well. On the worksafe boards, at least.
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By the way if anyone wants to see the inline on a profile.
https://www.f-list.net/c/ashcroft
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>>22750971
>work on profiles
You have 50+, there's things to do with them besides make them ya know.
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>>22751037
>Implying implications
Don't be dumb. Jerking off is so much easier.
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>>22750998
Blue is my favorite color, suck it.
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>>22751047
Jerking off is over rated.
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>tfw you do a public RP and end up with more bookmarks after it

It almost feels like I accomplished something.
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>>22751133
>bookmarks go down over the span of a few days
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>>22751133
Sounds nice. Details?
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>>22751200
It wasn't anything major. Someone was being flirty with me in a room and my character ended up humping their character's face.

I was actually kinda worried people would be disappointed since it's late here and I'm tired but I guess a couple of people must have liked it.
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>>22750789
But anon, teasing is fun. Why would I show you the whole package without just teasing you first?

Unless you beg nicely, I guess.

>>22751133
>>22751166
> tfw you have well over 100 bookmarks
> tfw youve never been pmed by anyone other than the people you talk to first
> tfw you have no face
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>>22751267
Just make a girl with a penis, anon. I recently discovered an amazing new character combo too. Girl with a penis who is a -taur thing. I got five messages before I even finished writing it. Definitely the most powerful f-list character build.
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>Deleted all of my characters
>Abandoned it for months and put it out of my mind
>See a f-list post somewhere else and it all comes flooding back
>Want to get back into it
>Literally no time what-so-ever to even attempt to get back into the flow of things
Holy shit kill me.
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>>22751281
But I don't wanna play a girl, anon. I wanna play the character I made.
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>>22751281
Gloryhole Princess, All 7s, and Miss Mayhem all got Notes before I gave them anything but names and pictures.

>>22751292
Do it anyway.

>>22751318
>That image
But that implies there's a limited amount of space...

>2.png
That means there are more. Post them.
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>>22751428

See >>22748446
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>>22751552
>That
Wow. These are triggering me. Post more. I like being angry and confused and whatever emotion you feel when you see something so stupid it makes you stop what you're doing and stare.
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>>22751428
>But that implies there's a limited amount of space...
The core complaint is valid though. Anybody who lists themselves as "claimed by my wonderful ____" in an ERP environment is dumb, and wastes the time of whoever was unlucky enough to open the profile, read through it, take an interest and want to play with them, and then see something like that.
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>>22748446
I don't use blue theme, Did you just get banned anon?
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>>22751603
Triggering pics aside, help me get out of my weird mood.

I wanna play my character, but I don't like any of the characters I've seen so far.

(And I'm in dire need of females that aren't either boring, spineless subs or BITCHBREAKING FEMDOM FUTA WITH A HYPER COCK)
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>>22751649
Nope!

Made me realize I probably shouldn't link my profile here now, though.
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>>22751633
>Anybody who lists themselves as "[Gay/Straight/Notes only/YIM only]" in an ERP environment is dumb, and wastes the time of whoever was unlucky enough to open the profile, read through it, take an interest and want to play with them, and then see something like that.
Just because I don't want to play with you doesn't mean I'm not allowed on the site.

>>22751656
>That doesn't seem bad
>I know people are picky about vore, it's a very specific fetish
>I can completely understa--
>wait
>what

Also, I've seen plenty of females who are interesting. What's your character? Hell, there are plenty of females in this thread who are like that.
(It's just most of them aren't going to want to play with a manly man, since let's be fair here most of the people in these threads really are guys who like cute girls doing cute lewd things together)

Your problem isn't a lack of interesting girls, it's a lack of interesting girls interested in your buff male character.
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>>22751603
You should set your status to looking more if you want that feeling.
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>>22751689
I can just make new profiles that are set to public.

Gosh I love lewd buttholes.
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>>22751649
That carries some really troubling implications. Anyone could pretend to be someone else they don't like, post logs, then go screaming to the mods about it. ID: GybGfwJI could just as easily have been Ijiooda who got mad after that conversation and decided to frame Bonzi Buddy; the poster hasn't posted anything identifying himself, and that was his first post in the thread, so anybody could pretend to be anybody.

Moreover, F-List mods using 4chan threads to do their moderation for them is pretty much the height of irresponsible moderation.

>>22751688
>don't want to play with you
I think there's a reasonable difference between "doesn't want to play with <these genders>" and "doesn't want to play with ANYBODY". They can be on the site, but I'm also not going to fault anyone for complaining about them, because it is a waste of time for literally every single person reading the profile, except their "master" or what-have-you, who already knows what the profile looks like.
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>>22751688
>thinking others don't want manly men
Don't you just go assuming things all willy nilly like that. I'm here to make fine art, cute girls doing lewd things just happens to coincide really well with that.
>>22751708
>implying the people who use browse new and the people who browse actual F-chat are the same
I won't speak for how fucked up either of them are, but you some of the people on chat are 10/10 material as well.
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>>22751688
This is true, though.

I hadn't seen it from that point of view and you're absolutely right. My character does lean more on the buff side, (even if he isn't THAT buff considering the stuff I've seen there), manly and gruff.

Shit.

>>22751727
F-List mods using 4chan threads to do their moderation for them sounds like a thing they'd do, though.
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>>22751775
>that image

And yeah, it does sound like something they'd do. Which makes it extra troubling. Now we have to be terrified of discussing things in this thread. I'm suddenly glad I haven't posted my profile yet, just in case I might ACCIDENTALLY discuss someone behind their back.
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>>22751797

And now I can't share my profile(s).

Until the ID changes or whatever.
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>>22751888
We're half way to the bump limit anon. Just do some friendly shitposting and we'll fall off the board in no time
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Oh hey, I found the blog where all these weird ass F-list kinks come from. Neato.
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>>22751727
>Moreover, F-List mods using 4chan threads to do their moderation for them is pretty much the height of irresponsible moderation.
No it isn't. "Don't share private logs about other users" doesn't stop being a rule when you're not on F-list.

Also, are you saying that I shouldn't be on F-list? Or people who are full up on long term RP? Or people who make profiles for themselves primarily?

Sure, it's understandable that people might complain, but that doesn't mean it's something they have any real reason to bitch about.

>>22751734
Hey, *I* want manly men. But I see a lot of "Bi-Female Preference" and "Gay" shemales and females. Most people don't like non-femboy blues.

Although off the top of my head Aislinne and Lilithan like buff guys.

>>22751797
They probably won't, but there's literally no reason they couldn't or wouldn't. I've been told that old Shit F-List Says blog was technically against the rules, but anonymous, so they couldn't do anything about it if they wanted to. Although I doubt most of them would.
I mean, let's be honest "insulting people behind their backs and saying how stupid they are" is kind of a shitty thing to do in the first place.
I mean, it's fun, and fuck yeah I'm gonna do it, but still.

>>22751888
I wouldn't worry about it, really.

>>22752143
That blog, yeah. It hasn't been updated in like a year.
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>>22752114
I can't shitpost anymore, ran out of pics.

>>22752143
link it! I found the pics through a friend.
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>>22752143
Link it now!

>>22752182
>I can't shitpost anymore, ran out of pics.
RIP IN PISS

>Captcha: NO OUTLET
When I'm done with you there sure as hell will be!
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>>22752182
>>22752214
F-list-quotes on tumblr, if I didn't have it open in app I'd post the URL.
>>22752181
>closed for a year
Is it now? Fucking phone app doesn't date any of the posts.
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>>22752181
I really hate to use a "board culture" as a point here, especially since I hate most of what gets called "board culture", but the ability to anonymously bitch about things is kind of one of the huge draws of 4chan. And the ability to have uncensored, unfiltered conversations full of actual honest opinions about things, somewhere amid the pointless shitposting.

F-List mods coming to this thread and compromising that would be pretty much literally the shittiest thing they could possibly do. People need to vent. Where should that be done? In F-Chat, where they can even more easily justify pointless bans over it?
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>Get Notes on a profile that has literally nothing but pictures
>Put pic related up
>Still get Notes

>>22752251
Last post was 8mo ago.
http://f-list-quotes.tumblr.com/

>>22752275
You know, I think I've had all of one unreasonable interaction with the F-list staff, even when they were telling me off. No, wait, maybe two, but they apologized and said they were in a bad mood.

F-list does what F-list does to protect F-list's ass. Users bitching about other users behind their backs is bad, and they're obligated to do something about it if someone complains.
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>>22752334
What kind of profile is it and what kind of pictures does it have?

People are weird like that.
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>>22752334
>messaging empty profiles
Y'know, they probably didn't read it but they might be trolling. I tried getting one of my native friends to message you once, saying that they heard you were a vanilla loving one line player. I also trolled you one time under a fake native profile I use to troll SDLFRP. Good times.
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>>22752367
Miss Mayhem.

I mean, I know WHY people do it, but that doesn't mean I like it. It's dumb.
One guy told me he assumed I was working on the profile but might be interested in planning something. With his nearly blank Sabertooth canon profile. There isn't even anything on my profile that implies I might want to fuck Sabertooth. Hell, the only thing on the profile mentions superhero team members.

>>22752398
>I tried getting one of my native friends to message you once, saying that they heard you were a vanilla loving one line player.
what?

>I also trolled you one time under a fake native profile I use to troll SDLFRP. Good times.
Are you one of the people I realized was a troll, or are you the jackass who said you'd play with me, then goes "haha trolled you" and logged off?
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I'm horrified.

The shit I had seen was just the tip of the iceberg.

>>22752398
> unironically saying trolling
> being proud of it
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>>22752398
>vanilla loving one line player
I don't think anyone brags about that though. A lie has to be believable!
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>>22752440
"Sorry, not interested" seems like the opposite of being indecisive.
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>>22752433
My friend was new to the site so telling him to message a bunch of people I knew that didn't ERP sounded like a wonderful idea.

Nah, I tried to pick you up in my SUV to get a hummer if ya know what I'm saying.
>>22752440
Closest description to what I was actually doing is trolling, get mad about it fuccboi.
>>22752443
Yeah, they refused sadly. I'll get someone to mess with Rory one of these days. It'll be gr8
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>>22752440
Also
>not posting the best one
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>>22752563
F-LIST NO
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https://www.f-list.net/c/malack

Hello, how is this looking? Avatar okay looking? Good idea?
I need approval please. Will finish soon™.
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>>22752440
>You aren't interested in ME
>That means there must be a problem with you
Man, so many people with shitty profiles who don't seem creative want to do "all my faves" that it's ridiculous

>>22752476
So basically you wanted your friend to get turned down by people.
>Nah, I tried to pick you up in my SUV to get a hummer if ya know what I'm saying.
I don't remember that.

Also, "messaging people pretending to be dumber than you are so that you irritate them" isn't 'close' to trolling, it is trolling.

>>22752563
Ingrid Asshammer

>>22752616
This reminds me that I've been meaning to write a /wst/ story about a manly knight/guard being seduced by his boyishly effeminate squire.
Then having a threesome with his scarred musclegirl commander and the boy.
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>>22752635
Basically.
>I don't remember that
You don't remember Kido Saizo? You have a pastebin for him and that other person.
>it is trolling
Yep. It really is a fun way to pass the time though, I'd recommend it to anyone.
>Knowing the person by their kinks
I knew I wasn't the only one.
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>>22752616
I don't know how or why, but your last two images are fucked up. Here, I found the originals. Also, the other chan has a /him/ board for bara.

>>22752672
>You don't remember Kido Saizo?
Oh, of course.
Why? Why be an annoying twat?
I mean, do you like dealing with the stupid people of F-list?
Why would you pretend to be a stupid person when there are already stupid people out there? I honestly don't understand it. It's not something you would want people to do to you, I'd imagine, so why do it to others?
I've noticed that trolls tend to be the sort of people who get the saltiest when they're trolled.

Although that clears up whether he was an idiot or not.
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>>22752616
Other one.

Also, alternate image boards are shit for actually having a conversation faster than one post every eight hours, but great for porn.
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>>22752698
It's just funny, and when it happens to me it makes me laugh. Talking trash ghetto slurs with a BBC profile is fucking hilarious. Posting stupid ads, responding to stupid ads with stupid replies, acting as stupid as hunaly possible to get a rise is my fetish. Like, most people have a good humor about it too, the average user is pretty damn self aware when ya get down to it.

Also the salty people are usually spotted from a mile away, and you can avoid them really easy. I love this fucking site, its the greatest.
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>>22751775
>>22751797
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>>22752926
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>>22752926
Of course it would be Gammatellier's fetish
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>>22752929
Bitch you ain't seen nothin yet
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>>22752937
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>>22752937
This isn't the future I fought for.
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>>22752947
>>22752960
Now, have you take a close look at the necks in the previous one?
Go back and look at it again.
Then open this one.
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>>22752965
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>>22752965
...
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>>22752926
>>22752937
>>22752965
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>>22752969
>>22752970
>>22752985
Ok just one more.
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I'm calling the cops on this thread.
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>>22753056
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>>22753074
I'm calling a small army of therapists.
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God some people have weird fetishes...
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I'm posting again so that creepy image isn't showing up for people browsing the frontpage.
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>>22753601
Don't taunt me to post another one.
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>>22753617
Anon please don't
its bad enough that I couldn't sleep at all last night
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>>22753634
Oh fiine you big pussy.

̶L̶o̶o̶k̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶u̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶.̶
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>>22752926
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>>22752937
>>22752965
>>22753056
I don't get what the problem is. It's actually kind of hot.
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>>22753723
Nigga you best be rusing
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>>22753767
naw, man. dicks and pussies, a little bit of body horror. not exactly internet breaking, is it?
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This is my new favorite image.
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>>22754909
What is going on there? How am I supposed to read it and how am I supposed to feel about it?

>How dare you! There is no way women act like that. Trust me, I know these things
Or
>How dare you! There is no way; women act like that. Trust me, I know these things.

I'm honestly not sure which is worse. Is this like one of those satirical political cartoons where there are two interpretations and both of them are meant to troll? I hate trolling, but honestly that's an art form.
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>>22754954
disregard me I can't fucking read

(pretty sure its mean to be a parody of somebody)
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>>22754992
It is in fact meant to be a parody.
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>>22726324
Hey anons, are there any custom public channels that are cool to check out? Maybe some games or stuff?
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>>22755019
>>Where do you guys hang out?
>========================
>JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
>========================
>Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
>/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
>That will take you right to the channel.
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>>22755019
>>22755051
It's not a public PLAY channel though, just chatter. As pretty much all /tg/ labelled channels. There may be games in specific RPG system channles but they rare.
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>>22755019
I've been wasting time in the Fuck, Marry, Kill channel. Its fun if you enjoy shitposting and watching F-list natives spill their spaghetti like crazy. [spoiler]the room owner sucks wicked cock too.[/spoiler]
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>>22755199
The what channel?
It sounds hilarious.
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>>22755218
[session=Fuck, Marry, Kill]ADH-be95b9c642b3612f79c7[/session]
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>>22755227
Yeah I found it. Sadly seems to be dead atm.
Oh well.
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>>22755199
Sucks cock in a good way or a bad way?

>>22755165
Renkai's Quickie's Galore

>Mmmmmmmmm yeah
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>>22755266
>>Mmmmmmmmm yeah
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>>22755266
Good way, like the fucking your asshole while sucking you off way
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>>22755278
Limber.
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>>22755236
>>22755227
Haha somebody actually rolled my lurking alt


[00:05] System: Juliette Voltaire spins the bottle: Baal
[00:05] System: Juliette Voltaire spins the bottle: Ambrosia Emerald
[00:05] System: Juliette Voltaire spins the bottle: that duck
[00:06] Juliette Voltaire: Fuck, marry, kill. Huzzah.
[00:13] that duck: SQUACK
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She seems pretty far gone...
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>>22755958
That's actually tragically cute.
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20/m/straight/Belgium ...

Kik: Godda2882
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>>22756166
You are in the wrong thread fucboi
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>>22756166
>Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
Nice dick, but being a fucking idiot isn't going to make me want to suck it.

>>22756019
Goddamn I love lewd buttholes.
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>>22756323
Is fucking someone's ass if they don't have a dick hot to you? Or is it too hetero?
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>>22756350
I just like buttholes, man. I like the buttholes of people who have dicks, because they're having a dick used on them instead of using their dick, but I like buttholes in general. The lewder the better.
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>>22756387
I read that in a retarded voice with pauses between every word.
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>>22756401
Forrest Gump?

Mama always said life was like a box of buttholes...
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>>22756418
Pretty much.

Id actually love a box full of caressable buttholes.
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